>Real Madrid holds a shit draw 'till it goes to the penalties,

RM loses the CL and chokes the league
0 trophies for Zidane, automatic sack
All starts crumbling

>>75687635
How BTFO will /sp/ be if Zizou wins both?

>>75687662
I'll stop watching football until the WC

or they will wait that eventually some Juventus guy loses his head and gets sent off and the entire Juventus team gets tired to score tons of goals in the extra time, as it was against Bayern

Juventus defence is suprisingly shit, Monaco had 6 shots on target, Ronaldo doesn't need 6 shots to score.

Real will lead 2-0 at half time, Higuain will maybe score a blooter, the game will turn into a shitfest, and that's that.

also in defense you cant really compare Djibril Nktulu Mubuntu & Jemerson with Ramos & Varane.

>>75688041
They scored 3 against farca, what does this tell you?

>>75688191

farça got bvb tier defense

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nothing personnel kid

>>75688362
>farça got bvb tier defense

Also does halal.

>>75688191
Barca were in shit form ever since the PSG game up to that game and had to play a meme 343 because their backline was that terrible. Now with Alba back and everyone having improved their form, including MSN, Id say Juve were very lucky to have caught Barca in a bad slump. Just look how they beat Halal in rl clasico last week. They created chances and Messi was very clinical.

>>75688041
the eternal gypsy halal bandwagoner

>implying anybody can stop TSUUUGOD

Juve wins this year.

No question.

Best offense in Europe - Monaco - didn't have a goal

Barcelona didn't have a goal.

Real Madrid won't be able to score, the defense is just too suffocating.

Cuadrado, Dybala, Higuain, and Mandzukic will get at least one goal in.

Juventus wins 2-0. New champ.

I'm positive Juventus could win the cup without conceding a goal in Turin to Monaco and in Cardiff to Real and there would be losers like

>>75688041
>>75688407

Denying it's the absolute best line of defense in the solar system since ACM in 1988-1995.

Real lucked their way to the SF as much as Monaco did, yesterday two of the goals were near literal owngoals. Juventus only ever concedes frustration shots on target or whatever is directed straight in Buffon's face.

The last time Real got past Juventus in UCL they legitimately stole the cup. We'll see if Uefa agrees them filipinos need to buy more Real jerseys or a fucking wholesome football team can lift the cup for once.

>>75688191
Barça has been shit this year, but on that first leg against Juve you gotta add on top that Busquets didn't play so Mascherano had to play in the midfield, Umtiti played at the right of the defense and motherfucking Mathieu on the left.

>>75688041

You also can't compare Navas Ramos and Varane, to Buffon-Bonucci-Barzagli-Chiellini-Dani Alves-Alex Sandro

>>75687597
Aww, it's ok. Somebody is a little upset. Coming up with hypotheticals to justify your hatred for Madrid? Really reaching now, friend.

>>75688482
And despite them being shit and having no fullbacks for the tie, MSN still had a couple good chances which - in a perfect world - would have gone in had they all not been in bad form or had no one in the midfield to help them.

>>75687635

As a halal customer i want zidane out simply bc he plays opelma over morata

>>75688504
>justify your hatred for Madrid
Dumb smelly CHIcano

>>75688547
Buffon has been in god mode all the knockout stage, even if the superb defense Juve has fails there's Buffon making absurd saves again and again.

>>75688547
Buffon stopped a few very clear chances.

>>75688547
Juve literally created thrice the chances over both legs, pal. In a "perfect world", it would end up 6:2 on aggregate anyway

>>75688462

Fucking this. 2 nil firdt match 1 nil park the bus secondatch and its ogre.


Cap this

>>75688547
>it's not fair when your goalie makes good saves

Ok pep

>>75688547
in a perfect world it wouldve ended like 5-2 since juve missed far more good chances than barca

Football is dead. Our last hope is Juve and the only team that have choked more than them in a final is Benfica and they've been disaided supernaturally (curse). We are fucked.

>>75688590
>>75688617
In the Turin game they had more chances but in the Camp Nou game they were penned to their box.

Either way, Im not trying to drag Juve down since they are a genuine world class team but trying to say that the tie would have been a lot closer had it been the current Barca facing them and not the shitty Barca with everyone out of form.

>>75688594
There isn't two legs in the final you dumb fuck

>>75687597
>madrid holds a draw

you mean real madrid tries to win for 120 mins while atletico/jewve parks the bus then win in penalties because they are mentally superior

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>>75688041
>Juventus defence is suprisingly shit
>>75688362
>>75688407
>>75688482
And they still managed to beat Real Madrid the week after.
Very interesting indeed.

>>75689004
>but in the Camp Nou game they were penned to their box.
so? juve still got 4 times more shots on target than barca. barca "dominated" possession, but only because juve let them.

I would very okay for revenge refball against Uefadrid. I want them denied every penalty & to have Avles & Higuain score 2 offside goals that aren't called.

>>75687662
I'll stop watching footbull until the World Cup.

>>75688462
Please god let it be so, if Juve & Buffon have ever deserved to lift the trophy it would be this year. If they beat Real they would essentially have beaten the top 3 attacks in the world besides maybe Bayern, that would make an incredible story to tell for their fans.

>>75689302
Because they got better and Enrique finally decided to play Alba in a back 4.

>>75689644
>Because they got better
Literally grasping at straws, I see. Pathetic.

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>>75689302

Just because Rock beats Scissors and Scissors beats Paper doesn't mean that Rock can beat Paper

>>75689756
Truly wisdom for the ages Reconquista-bro/Catalan-bro, viva la revolutione.

>>75689756
Never said it does, learn how to read.
You guys are the ones saying "lol madrid's gonna win". If what you said is true than the opposite is particularly stupid.

>>75689184

Its going to penalities...

>>75689859
Shut up you diving cunt, you bastardo subacqueo.
(d-did google translate come out okay mate?)

>>75689409
>football

Fuck off wog, it's soccer

>>75689970
Hey I watch handegg as well, doesn't change facts bro. Come at me, run straight cunt.

>>75688470
>>75688493
>>75689302
like I said, Monaco had 6 shots on target against Juventus. really makes you think.

>>75689302
>And they still managed to beat Real Madrid the week after.
>Very interesting indeed.
*10men Real Madrid.

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>Juve have only conceded two goals in all of Champions League this season

9/11 clean sheets

How do we stop them lads

All you guys pretending that florentino did not already pay uefa for the trophy is just going to make it worse whenever tsu scores a penalty in the 90 to make it 3-1, after juventus played the match of their life, and had to "foul" morata in a desperate attempt to stop a counter-attack, is just going to make it worse when it happens.

I'm from the future

Dybala scores an early goal and Ramos ties the game in extra time. Buffon saves 3 in the penalties shootout and retires as the undisputed GOAT goalie after winning the CL

>>75691041
> Ronaldo bloots a penalty over the bar so now Uefadrid can't even give Messi shit for that Penalty miss

>>75690996
Bro we need faith in the worlds best sport that the good guys can actually win, no one wants to be shown anymore blatant corruption it's sickening.

>>75690725
We dont la'. We watch em win.

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>>75691096
>calling juve the good guys then going on to cry about corruption

>>75690725
Wow that stat is fucking scary.

I hope Juventus loses but with a defense like that I don't think they can.

Fucking dammit.

>Juve
>'good guys'

PICK ONE AND ONE ONLY NIGNOG

>>75691096
Nigga, i live in the real world. Football is the most corrupt in the world. It's all about the shekels for uefa executives. Juventus does not have the pull that tsu has in the world, let alone real madrid as a club.

>>75690725
>clean sheet = final win
jej

>>75690725

>the ones Juventus conceded were against Sevilla and Lyon
lol

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>>75689859

I'm not saying that Real Madrid is going to win, I hope so, but it's going to be hard, Juventus is a really good team.

>9/11 clean sheets
>9/11!!!!!!!

>>75691168
>Wow that stat is fucking scary.


This burger's brainwash cycle is complete.

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>>75690725
>How do we stop them lads

You can't, meme magic is on their side now

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>>75690725
>9/11

>>75690671
Wow, those shots sure were scary and dangerous!

Here's another example of Juvestus negationist.

>>75690725
Well they'll concede a few goals in the final this stat makes it seem like they won't be able to comprehend what happened.

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>>75688041
>Ronaldo doesn't need 6 shots to score
Gypsy, your levels of delusion are close to schizophrenia

I don't care who wins, I don't particularly like either team but, please, don't let it be another Ramos scores the crucial goal episode. I'm sick of those reruns.

>>75687635
>Juventus
>Not choking in the CL final

>>75688462
>Best offense in Europe - Monaco -

>>75700249
French farmers are tough defenders la'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFsOO8lNne8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWY5rXQslt8

Ready to get raped muslims?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79lqxwUHuEU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmPvqCShnD4

>penal madrid thinks they have a chance

>Juventus
>Madrid rejects,grandpas and a dabbing master
>Real Madrid
>WC players +Benzema
It doesn't seem close to me desu

>>75700275
3-0 MADrid to Jewve

>>75700289
t. Guido Rossi

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>>75700263
Yep, ready.

>>75700305
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1x0OH7O4R8
>need refball to win
really makes you think

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>>75700319
>juventino talking about referees
Really makes you think

Juventus will rape Real Madrid so hard that Cristiano Ronaldo will have no choice but finally do the coming out after the game.

>>75700322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KtHjSn0zQw

>>75687635
this please

>>75700322
>jealous faggot whose team isn't doing european cups in years is so desperate that shits on a team which is in the CL semis
Really makes you think

>>75700322

Yesterday another ref was absolved of his alleged crimes in Calciopoli.

So that leaves Moggi, Bettega and Giraudo with De Santis, rigging three games two of which they LOST.

>>75700335
t.mad Buyern customer

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>>75700359
>mfw Bayern costumer

>>75700452
Kek

>>75689921
lolno, it came out as 'scuba bastard' lel

>>75689970
I will stop watching both then geez why so harsh

>>75687662
I know Juve will be almost suicidal if they lose again to Madrid AND Zidane considering all the history.

Juve are the ultimate final chokers they've lost 6 of 8 EC/CL finals

I don't want Madrid to win CL this year. Not because I hate them, but purely because I want the CL curse to be unbroken forever.

>>75688462
>underdogs winning
2013-Dortmund lose, Bayern win
2014-AM lose, RM win
2015-Juve lose, Barca win
2016-AM lose, RM win

Football is dead. Only the big Spanish clubs and Bayern can win anymore.

>>75700795
>Juve
>underdog

There are still people on this board who don't rate Juve. Fucking hilarious.

>>75700795
All those games could've gone either way. Also there is more pressure on the favorite. Can't complain really.

>>75700804
So you're saying Real Madrid won't be the favourites in the final? Hilarious.

>>75700824
Real Madrid is a shit team, if you understood something about Football you would know.
They're only dangerous because they have great players.

Which is better: Pjanic and Marchisio or Modric and Kroos?

>>75700833
I think you mean they're carried by great individual performances, and are generally shit as a collection

Florentino is waiting for Ronaldo to go before triggering another Galacticos splurge, and I am scared not of Dybala, but Kante

>>75700843
normally modric kroos, but this season modric has been all over the place

>>75700843
Pjanic Khedira.

CIAO AMORE will be heard when RM gets fucked in the anus

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>>75687635
>mfw real slips against juve in the final and sevilla in la liga
>mfw barca wins the double, juventus wins the treble and real gets 0 (zero) titles this season

>>75700935
Even as madrid customers I would love to see that happen.

>>75700935
It'll take roughly 25 refballs before that happens

>>75700771
Oh boy I'm a Spanish Madrid supporter in Italy and it's gonna be both fun and dangerous.

>>75700935
I can this happening desu
They've choked the league away the last couple of years, and I don't think anyone can repeat CL.
Kind of a shame since tghey are so much better this year than last year.

>>75700319
>20 years later and STILL mad
I really hope Madrid steals again the match so we can enjoy 20 more years of Juventino butthurt.

>>75701000
Trips of Truth

>>75701000
The curse will strike again, Juve have lost 6 of 8 finals, more than any other team, with only Benfica losing 5/7

>>75700935
A man can hope

>>75701000
Screencapping my trips.

>Juventus
>winning CL finals
KEK, did some of you star watching football this year? they are ulimate chockers

>>75701000
Translated in normal speech:
>I'm butthurt because Juve is doing well and the only joy I can hope for can't come from my underperforming team but from a defeat of this other team I hate so much

Really a small person.

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will he do it again?

>>75687597
It's not the Champions League that is making you sick, Adrião, it's just that dirty favela air you're breathing in every day.

>>75691041
>Buffon
>Ever saving penalties

Buffon has everything as a goalie but he is average at best in penalty shootouts

>>75700953

Dont sleep with the fishes italanon!

>>75687597
>Holding on for penalties with Buffon on the other team

Mmmkay.

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Try again sweetie

>>75704200
Literally one win in 20 years against us.

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>>75704404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyIXNoL5XEs

>>75704440
>Real Madrid couldn't score a legit goal against us
Your point?

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it's meme magic time, faggots.

>>75704440
https://youtu.be/mAK9zJ9nIXg

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>>75687597
>yfw Penaldo misses the decisive shot

>>75690725
Kahn had conceded only one goal before the WC 2002 final

>>75709961
I wanna this to happen, but we all know it won't. Penalty is his fucking speciality...

>>75700209
>Wow, those shots sure were scary and dangerous!
because Mbape is a teenager and Falcao choked. you really think Ronaldo will choke?

>>75700229
nice argument

>>75700935
I would cum buckets so hard. Then I will laugh at that obnoxious Romanian gypsy customer for eternity

>>75701424
He will be red carded after Atletico murderball their team in the second leg and miss the final. Therefore depriving Ronald any backup to bailing him out as he disappears in a final yet again.

>>75700935

Im a halal customer and i want this to happen so zidane, opelma, and bayol leave.

Good riddance.

>>75691041
holy...i can't wait

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reminder that in cl finals

jewve: 2 wins 6 losses
halal:11 wins 3 losses

>>75688470
>Denying it's the absolute best line of defense in the solar system since ACM in 1988-1995.
WHAT THE FUCK?
Milan 2002-2006 defense >>>>>>>>>>> this overrated Jube defense

Cafu-Nesta-Stam-Maldini

Heck even 2003 Jube defense is far better than BBC
Montero-Tudor-Ferrara-Thuram

>>75700319
It wasn't offside

>>75700795
>All of these teams(except Barca who was average) play like shit in finals
>they win
>Milan plays the best 1st half in a CL Final in History in 2005
>loses
JUST

>>75700935

Halal customers would go nuclear level chimpout and it would be fucking hilarious.

>>75700833
>They're only dangerous because they have great players.
This and the competing teams are weak these days

>>75714627
>This and the competing teams are weak these days

Agree with this.

Barça is shit. Bayern is meh.

English teams are a joke now.

>>75714639
Don't forget Madrid had the easiest KO-run last season with teams like AS Reddit, Wolfsburg and Shitty

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>>75691168
>9/11
>scary

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>>75690725
>9/11

i just want buffon to win

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>ABJs

>>75687597
you sound like a noob. both teams are going to go at it. its a final. at least one is going to be attacking and someone is going to score.

stop acting as if the final is 100% going to be real madrid vs juventus

i think it's likely, but maybe only 78% likely

>>75692780
VERY good post!

>>75714761
good post

dubs = madrid winner

>>75688041
>Juventus defence is suprisingly shit

Do you even know how soccer works? Just because there were shots on target doesn't mean the defense sucks. The entire reason shots on target don't go in is because defenders make the shots difficult, they narrow the angles, put shooters off balance or force shots in a way to make saves easier for the GK.

Why do people who barely even understand soccer always throw out their garbage opinions? It's like you've never even played before.

>>75718240
>Just because there were shots on target doesn't mean the defense sucks.
Yes it does you dumb fuck. Atletico only had something that resembled a header on target 89 mins in from 20 yards away from Godin, that was it. that's a good defense in a CL semifinal.
Also I was obviously only talking about one game, Buffon usually has one or two saves per game, vs Monaco something definitely went wrong and if they keep it up Real will fuck their shit up.
I don't even know why I'm replying to some euphoric Football Manager chicano enthusiast, these threads are like piles of tacos and welfare checks to you, you just cant stay away.

>>75719356
>Yes it does you dumb fuck
Stopped reading here.

I'm lmaoing at your life you poor gypsie.

The merdazzurromanian joined the merdazzurro swedish real life cuckold. You could read a million posts and tell that

>>75711146

Is still him.

>>75719529
Not him but desu any major calciopoli Juventus player should be forever banned from any top10 [...] lists. I actually like Juventus City right now but if you think key players werent in on it back when any saturday was Trezeguet-scores-a-penalty-day then you're obviously mentally ill and/or an underaged bellend. especially Buffon, the real life neonazi gambler and the 2nd all time system baby after Messi.