eternal

ok, who took out the trash?

>>75684704
Juve

>Higuain actually scoring
edition

>barely makes it over the advertising boards
l-lel

Fuck me, that Dybala pass was pure bliss

Coaching u10's today, Wish me luck lads

>>75685249
play 6 treqs and a libero

>>75685249
tell them to get stuck in

>>75685284
How meme are treqs?
They seem to be total meme for me

>>75685580
They do exactly what is said on the tin. It's like playing with Ben Arfa: when you defend, you have 10 players. They do strictly nothing defensively. Even EGs pretend to care, but Treq don't give a shit at all. So you really need the right player for the role to be effective.

>>75685794
Is there any meme role in modern football though?

>Dani Alves passing

muh dick

>>75686193
Anything is a meme if you call it that

>>75686193
raumdeuter

at least the less bad guys won today.

>>75686193
this >>75686246
I'm sure you can get it to work, I'm sure it has a function, but it's in there because it's a meme

>>75686193
If you take it like that, anything and nothing can be meme. It would also imply that SI is somehow able to reflect modern football tactics correctly...

>>75686264
Just like any other specialist role.

>>75686295
>anything and nothing can be meme
Helps that the word has lost all meaning anyway

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poor them

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Pick my feeder team, lads.

>>75687226
Reading

>>75687226
Panathinaikos is the most historic team in the balkans so I'd go with that

>>75687226
GYÖR
Y
Ö
R

>>75687243
Reading it is. Can't wait to get overrated english regens
>>75687255
2latemate

Please rate this idea had to create the entire USA youth soccer system from a scale of 0-10 on the autism scale

All of this will be done using Python

1. Scrape every single youth soccer team in the US from Gotsoccer.com

2. Pull out their cities and states, along with the coordinates of every team

3. Mass edit an XML file with each team, along with their coordinates and other information

4. Add in all the cities to the XML because FM only has major cities and not small towns

5. Pull out every single tournament that has happened in the US

6. Match the coordinates of each tournament location to a pool of nearby teams

7. Mass edit the XML file to include each tournament and the nearby teams that may compete

8. Pretend like adding lower leagues to the USA isn't broken in every single fucking FM

9. Profit

>>75687388
forgot the ??? part

>>75687405
It was 8 but then I prempted comments about the USA lower leagues being broken instead then I failed to replace it.

>>75687388
9.5

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>>75687388
forgot the ??? part

>>75687388
I don't even frequent this general, but I saw your post on the front page and had to stop and applaud its autism. At least 9 la.

is there a database for usa leagues (down to USL) w/ promotion/relegation? can only find one of each

>>75687507
>down to USL
that's not very far down my man

What was the p2p program you guys suggested instead of utorrent?

>>75687671
qbittorrent

>>75687671
deluge

>Totti finally retiring

F

>Home: 11 points from 9 games, 8 goals scored, GD of 1
>Away: 22 points from 9 games, 18 goals scored, GD of 1
Not sure how to feel about that

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>whatsapp has been DDOS'd

>>75688727
nothing of value was lost

>>75688727
Good

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>>75688817
>>75688840
>all my shady activity brought to bear

I hope yer nudes get leaked lads

>>75688852
I don't have nudes to be leaked marq.

>>75688852
How shady we talking?

>tfw only talk to one person it
I'm all good

higuain
his
tsunami

>>75687671
qbittorrent, but really, if you're used to utorrent then just download a 2.2.1 utorrent if you can find one on the internet

>>75689893
the pig is strong

Guys, my brother is in Italy and might go to Venice, should I tell him to buy me the Venezia shirt?

>>75692345
Yes

>>75692585

Even if it ugly? I kinda want Dartford's as well since I played with them since Manager 2013 but Mitch fucking ruined it.

>>75692852
well, get the venezia shirt quickly before someone ruins that too

>>75692852
>tfw I didn't get a 14/15 bischoff Münster kit

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wew

>>75697685
enjoy the europa league

>>75697738
If I manage to finish 3rd
(fuck off morzi)

Do FM17 logopacks work on 16? All the ones for 16 I'm finding redirect to 17

>>75698740
they should as far as i know

>>75698740
I would be really surprised if they didn't, I can't see why they wouldn't, although I've only ever tried plugging a pack meant for an older version into a newer one

>>75698740
logopacks should worrk flawlessly

with really large facepacks you might end up with some of the first batch of regens getting real player images

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>>75698740
yes they do, I mean think about it - it's just a bunch of picture files with the right titles that you put into the right folders

since the folder structure and the naming didn't change, the files will work

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>>75700339
guys which CM role is best for defend the wings?
im using 4-3-1-2 narrow

>>75700698
>defend the wings
lel

literally none in FM17. BWM is your best bet I suppose

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>>75700706
seems like BWM can defend the wing but they don't contribute to attack enough so i set two CM to CM(S)

any tips for managing in the 8th tier of argentinian football?

>>75701321
look for fast players

>>75701321
buy messi LOL

>>75692852
but it's a beautiful kit, im tempted to buy one myself but >muh import tax

Fuck it lads, I'm going to buy both kits, but the smallest Dartford kit is M, is that alright for a 170cm man? Don't want to get a kit too small or too large, already happened once with a Barcelona shirt.

>>75702228
>170cm

when to play deep vs higher based on the oppositions attack?

>>75702773
the Barcelona XL shirt was probably too small for him desu

>>75702780
deep: when you want to get fucked in the ass by people walking through your defense and by long shots
higher: when you want to get fucked in the ass by crosses and balls over the top
"normal": when you want to get fucked in the ass by all 4

>>75702773

3rd world genetics my man, atleast I'm taller than my dad and my mom lmao.

>>75702787

Yeah, they send the wrong size and I was I think 10? it was that bright yellow they had one season, Messi still had number 30 and it still doesn't fit.

>>75702228
>1.70

how's that compared to the average?

I'm 1.73 (although I can still grow being 18) and I feel so short

>>75702840

It's actually taller than average, I see more people shorter than taller people on a daily basis.

>>75702935
that's good

every young person here is fucking tall, I went to Germany once and I saw plenty of Germans shorter than me

>>75702953

Honestly, it's fine. It's just 4chan that it's obsessed with being tall but normal people don't really care about that shit unless they're hella shallow.

However, I still refuse to hire a central defender shorter than 190cm

>>75702993
Yeah, I never got teased for my height and its not that hard to find a girl taller than you, it's just personal insecurity just like some people got with weight

>be winning in the europa league against bari away
>defender awards a penalty in the 90th minute

contract termination?

>>75703356
life termination

>>75703390
retarded back pass by the same defender caused a 2nd goal in the 92nd minute and we're out

yep

this chav is really good, too bad Man Utd want 100M for him

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>>75704221
accidentally posted ozil

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>dad tells me he's off round his mates to watch "two-bit Italians Centro Villa play United"

Hmm.

>>75704539
Think you'll find its Celtic Viggo Mortenson

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who /offfieldevents/ here?

>Celta have offered me a contract
>4.5 star rep
>Rich status
>9th in the la liga (january rn)

I really want to move on from Krasnodar, but we're currently 1st and don't want to jump ship midseason when we could win our first league

>>75688912
v shady

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tfw got this guy for free

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>injury#1 default

how fucked is he lads?

>>75706136
>game crashed
>laptop froze
w-what have I done

>>75706488
rip save
injury#1 default hit your system, there's nothing you can do about it

absolute howler from the celta GK. what an abomination of a keeper, and why the fuck do celta play a 1.79m keeper anyways? that's a manlet even for non-athlete standards.

celta are so fucking shit. they defrauded each of their opponents to get to this stage and didnt deserve it even once, literally sucked dick in every fucking round. literally seething right now because I hate how united are literally free-winning the easiest EL of my life.

celta should never be allowed into european competitions again, they played horrible in all their games and only got here by refball

>>75706644
>Europa
who cares lol

>>75706877
>Not caring about the most entertaining competition in the World

Lad, cmon lad.

>>75706644
Maybe take things a little less seriously? Imagine being this invested you fucking autist.

>>75706636
Got it working again

>>75707051
when I said literally I meant figuratively

>>75707155
>posting an autistic rant like this trip on
do you post on /soc/ or /r9k/? They seem right up your alley.

>>75707209
no, only on /lgbt/

>Art

I guess BPD stands for something else as far as he's concerned.

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>iverpoo

>>75711484
>shelvey
lel, I've missed this lunatic meme
I wonder if newcastle will use him in the PL next season

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Will he make it?

>>75713740
I bet he'll make it to 12 jumping
not great, but good enough if he's playing alongside a big guy

I am currently in the process of developing an editor file which introduces the Alabama High School soccer pyramid to FM. This will be followed by the entire USA high school soccer pyramid and then college.

>>75714473
I am intoxicated and this is a bad post. Was supposed to invite discussion but it is just a statement.

>>75714473
where are you getting all this data for high schools?

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I've not really played this version much, I'm managing in Germany but was looking to apply for an English job if I don't get a new contract.

Anyway, I know Brexit is part of the game but I'm not familiar with English/UK work permit rules and haven't received anything in my inbox about Brexit.

Does anyone know if this is the current rules on work permits or if Brexit was triggered and I just didn't receive an update in the news feed?

>>75714656
Brexit will happen 2-10 years into the game, but those look like the current rules, the main change will just be that after brexit EU nationals will have to adhere to the work permit rules, however sometimes the brexit can play out differently and not change anything, and scotland northern ireland and gibraltar can also leave the UK to remain with the EU but this is a rare occurence

REEEEEEE

CITTTYY

Forgot to offer a 4star potential plus striker from my youth intake a proper contract and City poached him from me. WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

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>>75716017

>>75705915
madWillian

>Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has been talking about style of English football.

>"In this league, everything happens in the boxes. In other leagues, the people in the middle take care of the process. Here, nothing happens in the middle."
t. exposed by hoofball man

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>>75716017

>>75714656
Post squad rules and we'll be able to tell you what's happened

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Has anyone seen anything like this?
Made me chuckle desu

>>75718275
>>75716856

I know, I know, I'm retarded.

I manage in Denmark and with the national team and he was Danish too, so instead of becoming the world class striker leading the line for his country he will waste away in the city reserves.

Today was not a good day.

aside from Iceland, what league's have the least number of games?

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can we do it

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>Take over Crewe who've been relegated from L1 and are in the midst of a relegation battle in L2
>5 Players wanna leave due to the club getting relegated
>Manage to kick ass for the remainder of the season and win the playoffs against Pompey despite having a split 11
>L1 off-season
>Those 5 players still wanna leave due to being relegated and refuse to sign a new contract

How does that make any sense, Miles?

>extended highlights on
>it skips to us taking a penalty not even showing how it got awarded

noice

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GOAT BWM

>>75719987
I like that guy. I've made sure to buy him in a couple of different saves and he always performs.

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interesting EL

>former player scores to end our unbeaten run

is there a feature to send a hitman after him

>>75720999
edit the code of the game and make him be injured for 46 years

>>75720999
sign him again and send him to rot in the reserves

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should i sell him?

>>75721153
Only if you get a good offer and have a replacement that can do as well as him

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How much would you pay for this canarian god? The fuckers are asking for +14M€

>>75721262
Bit of a manlet isn't he. I probably wouldn't pay more than 10 but it depends.

>>75721262

>Heading 16
>Jumping reach 9
>172CM

Could be like Falcao used to, scoring those glorious diving headers all the time despite being a manlet.

does having players on trials actually reveal all their stats? I feel like I've had people for 4 weeks and they still had plenty of hidden stats

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>>75721302
>>75721436
tbf I don't rate height that much outside of GKs and CBs. It's always a plus, of course, but I usually have a few manlets in my team.

>>75721478
Yeah I don't either really, bought a russian attacking mid just because he was like 1.5 meters tall

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fucking zimmerman mate

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I feel it slipping

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>>75721724
yep

haven't tribbled in days, should i buy 17 even if i already wasted all my money on drugs and other shit?

>>75721995
Eh, not worth it I think if you don't really have the cash for it

>>75721995
just buy a really good record, support art in your city

>best player picks up a red in the most important game of the season

nice

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>>75722378
found a link for this after a year, weeaboo i know
i actually could go out and buy some /mu/sic, thanks argiebro
>inb4 fm2018 when

>>75722485
you're welcome my man
if you like it, it's okay, there's a lot of japanese great music. i'm really into citypop
it's pretty relaxing to hear while tribbling

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>>75722485
>Online Love

>>75722537
And it isn't norbro

>a win against bottom of the team will win us the league in my 100th game as Krasnodar manager

SURELY we can't bottle this, right?

>when things are going a little too well and your players are starting to get smug and

a) you warn them about it and they start bitching and lose
b) you leave it as it is and they lose because they were too smug

>>75722563
KEK

>>75722533
yeah i really like jap shoegaze and japanese vocals in general, when they're not too high pitched like in j-pop
>>75722537
you're right but i don't even understand what they're singing about so it's okay
also they're called Uchu Neko-ko, which translates to Space Cat, tell me it ain't adorable
>>75722563
kek'd

>>75722567
#bottlejob

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YAAAS

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>>75722817

Spurs are something else.

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bang for around £1m?

Also will he grow taller?

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murderball WORKS

>>75723899
shit technicals tBh. He might grow a little or he might not grow at all.

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so this just happened

they have 4.5 rep and are in the CL but they are completely broke (look at the transfer budget)

>>75724737
sounds like a nice challenge to me

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Who can stop this mad man

>>75724757
wish I wasn't such a tactical retard desu

>>75724780
>75724780
a sudden knee tendonitis probably would

>>75724780
idk, an offer from a better league?

>>75724815
just checked atletico's squad, their best players are players that they have IRL (we're in 2026) like Oblak etc and their academies are barely better than Krasnodar's

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Quick, post playmakers.

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>>75724953
best one I have atm

>>75724884
>there is a league superior to the Latvian Higher League.

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>>75724953
bestest two in me team

>>75725073
the Latvian Highest League of course

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>>75725085
>tfw i'm the bestest playmaker in your team
really nice feel

>>75725142
>highest attributes are crossing and quickness
how does it feel to be a winger

>>75725163
just like me irl mate, it was nice running up n down the flank for 90 mins

>>75725142
>>tfw i'm the bestest playmaker in your team
Well lad, you are Juanes' sub really

>>75724737
what's your career history been?

>>75725173
when I played I was mostly a defender or keeper, until I got kicked in the head playing as keeper

>>75725188
and he's 2 years younger than me, feels pretty bad desu
>>75725216
i once got kicked in the head while playing as a midfielder too, blacked out for a while, good times

>>75725243
Yeah, I wasn't very good, so I didn't really play in most of high school except for kicking it around with friends and the like

>>75725267
>tfw not american so can't experience high school football (uhm soccer maybe?) and the beautiful clashes between high schools

>>75725317
it kind of existed in our own school, too bad I was total shit and didn't care about sports after the age of 13

>>75725317

Our team was total shit. I played Right back. I wanted to bomb on and be Cafu but our coach would always bollock me if I strayed even slightly ahead of the defensive line.

We lost 90% of our games.

>>75725371
>>75725400
is there someone (apart from me modestly) who ever won a cup/championship while playing football irl?

>>75725425
that shitpost in trb I mean, i'm dumbed

>>75725425
I won top scorer of the kids division or whatever when I was 12

I played for the ajax academy in greece

apart from that nothing

>>75725317
However, I think there's a problem in this country in terms of football player development where there's no really a route to becoming professional like there is in Europe where you join x club's academy at 11 and train. Instead, it makes more sense for an American to do college sports where they're not really doing it full time.
>>75725400
I played left back mostly, but every team played some Pulis-type shit where fullbacks would never go forward really it kinda sucked 2bh
>>75725425
I think my team won the local AYSO league when I was like 11 (AYSO is a yearly league thing where kids are basically assigned to teams, pretty casual shit)

>>75725425
All ireland youth finalist once.

>>75725425
My u11 team went invincible in the local league thanks to my heroic goalkeeping, if that counts

>>75725457
>>75725463
>>75725478
>>75725505
trb irl game when?

>>75725553
if it was at all viable, I would actually be down, can't miss the opportunity to two-foot people

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>>75721262
10M€ is not that much for a 16 years old right?

>tfw there's 2 minutes added on and they score an equaliser in the 93rd minute to make it 2-2 with their second shot on target

What do i have to do to fucking win in this cunting game

>>75725585
I mean if you think he'll be good enough/you can sell him for more than 10

>managed to sell my bench warming midfielder for like 10 million to norwich

nice

>>75725582
would you really two-foot a manlet pirlo?
but yeah it would be nice to play with yall
>>75725585
i'd say keep him and sell when he's valued more, if you think he'll grow more

>>75725641
>>75725613
I won't sell him, he'll be a club legend.
Look at him lads, he's good.

>>75725659
>he'll be a club legend.
no that's me
don't lie
FMRTE the shit out of me

>>75725553
y'all can't be worse than my irl teammates

>>75725697
unless we play with the one-legged mitch up front, we can actually beat a u11 team

we could all move to HC's island, found a club and walk the indonesian league.

>>75725783
Or we could do the same in Suriname or Kenya

>>75725783
missed the >indonesian wife passage
otherwise it's a good plan

>>75725783
we might have trouble coming against whatever team has Michael Essien and Carlton Cole

>>75725783
also they're all manlets in indonesia, just put Macca up front and keep crossing for 90 minutes, boom new indonesian champions

>>75725783
Hi, I'll defend.

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>AS Monaco takeover of Cercle Brugge completed

That's it lads. The biggest club in BRUGGE is back. We're gonna win it all lads, once we get promoted from 2nd division

>>75726086
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/monaco-cercle-brugge-kylian-mbappe-10365595

>>75726086
>>75726106

>being this excited for becoming a feeder club

>>75725959
"see you at training"

>tfw you can run for about 20 seconds before passing out because your body is literally filled with drugs
worry.png

>>75726182
I can proudly say that I can at least last 30 seconds.

>>75726159
It was a necessary investment to save the club, financially and talentwise

>3-0 up against my local rivals after 12 minutes

thisdoesnotfuckingslip.jpg

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>mfw Bournemouth finished 17th in the league, surviving on goal difference
meanwhile Dortmund finished in 3rd

>>75727752
>Ajax

>>75726159
Isn't that just a part of life when you're not in the prem, bundes, serie a, la liga, and maybe one of the bigger clubs in ligue 1?

>take over new club
>has been massively underperforming (expected to finish top 4, sitting just outside bottom 4), but the squad is actually pretty OK
>tons and tons of 7/10-type prospects out on loan
>so many I honestly can't keep track of them all
it's weird to join a club doing badly that genuinely doesn't need to make signings

>>75726295
>>75726182
Although I am currently struggling with a minor tendon issue in my left knee, not sure how it would hold up.

Who's our club physio (morz), can they take a look at it?

>>75729981
our sargon is probably working or sleeping because he actually has a normal sleep schedule

>>75730524
It's not even midnight on a Friday night, cut me some slack.

>>75730585
it's nearly 6am and i'm looking at regens, god i love my life /s

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>pointing to the back of your shirt
low class. unfollowed, left bandwagon

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>watching FM videos
>"oh so the maximum attendance in the game is 140000! Mad!"
not really

>>75731602
can you post the page for that stadium?

also
>watching FM videos
WHY

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>>75731644
it was a bug tbqh, but it's still nice to see

and idk i haven't slept and i run out of vids to watch

>>75731732
>it was a bug
or just traditional african stadium marshalling

>>75731602
>football still exists 1000 years later

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>>75731755
i can imagine people standing on top of each other, people trying to get into the stadium punching other people, you know, like immigrants do here in italy when the italian police brings them food
>>75731771
not only it still exists, but angertina is still going out of the world cup in the 2nd knockout round

>>75731873
but how many cups did we win in 1000 years?

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>tfw robbed of a 24 game winning run by uefalona

>>75732975
>4-0 before any cards come out

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Might actually make it out of groups!

Only lost to A.Madrid the first time because all of my goalies were hurt/unregistered.
Liverpool also dicked me in our first game as well, scoring 3 in a matter of 15 min to win 3-2 in the 2nd half.

>>75733019
w-we could have come back after my team talk

>>75733096
>(Aggressively) I am not happy with how things are going out there

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>>75733065
HAHAHA
>liverpoo

>>75734756
>greentexting the team that won the group before the 6th game

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>>75734813
Oh god you're right.....what if they match fixed to get A.Madrid our of the tournament......

>tfw saw one of my regens in a dream
>he was participating in a dancing game show

>>75735350
Did he win?

>>75735360
he was in the final against a girl I know from school

>>75730524
not even close m8, went to sleep at 5am after spending the night mooching off of one of Soros' SJW projects

>>75735655
whoops, was it funny at least?

>>75735655
So you're set to come look at my knee now then?

>>75735673
nah
maybe the part where gay guys, after spending several hours "bashing" stereotypes, resort to said stereotypes to describe people they think might be gay
interesting how people who are so quick to reject society norms religiously conform to community norms
>>75735683
not sure digested chips are legal tender

>>75735726
W-what

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>>75735726
>maybe the part where gay guys
stopped reading there
>>75732940
you won something, let's say

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>>75735753
>spent IRL time with Mitch
>thinks gays are the devil
>>75735738
did the Sims lie to me about mooching food?

>>75735774
I have no idea what you're on about morz. I just want an educated opinion on my knee so the /trb/ manager has a time-frame for when I'll be match ready so we can win the Indonesian league

>>75735774
i mean, i know for sure mitch isn't gay
he may be a cuck, a drug addict, a gay man but surely he's not a pornstar

>>75735792
send me SPECT photos of both said knee and the healthy one

>>75735808
>i mean, i know for sure mitch isn't gay
maybe you're just not his type?

>load my journeyman meme career after awhile
>roam jobless
>PSG approaches because Pep left them mid season for Arsenal
>11 ligue 1 titles in a row
>last 2 CLs
>480 mil tranfer budget

i think of making a full black team for lulz until i get sacked desu

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important post

>>75735878
>PAOK

>>75735809
The only thing I can find offering SPECT scans is a kook in California offering them as predictive and diagnostic scans for mental disorder/illness.

>>75735911
can he scan your mirror neuron system?

>>75735911
hit him up, maybe you're going to develop a bipolar illness in 5 years, he will know
also the lulz

>>75735939
I not only am unsure of what those are, but I don't think the guy publicizes exactly what he does so that other professionals don't call him out on his bullshit.

>>75735958
He charges (reportedly) $4500 for a 2 day diagnosis program. With housing and airfare that would be like $6000.
That's a bit outside my price range for memes.

>>75735997
please send link for resource purposes and memes

>>75736020
http://www.amenclinics.com/

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>league 2 team is the 100th richest club in the world

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>>75736037
>marijuana increase alzheimer risk
oh fuck off Dr. Amen
could someone from murrica call and get the free book? i'm interested in what the hell he could've written there
>>75736074
>Stalybridge

>>75736088
>le burrhurt stoner face
didn't you learn anything from mitch and burter?

>>75736101
hey my brain still works
not at all times, but it still works sometimes
i'm not at mitch level

Daily reminder that stoners are the worst

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Serbian GOAT

>>75736250
agreed

>>75736292
I just wish they wouldn't set off the fire alarm at 3am, 2bh you mitch and the lot have never done that so you are ok in my books

man this PSG shit is the most boring thing ever. even playing it for memeing sucks. how do people enjoy playing with big teams in FM?

>>75736253

>Maksimovic
>10.0 rating

pottery.

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>>75736505
I don't know, I find big clubs pretty fun

Quick question. I downloaded Claasens Megapack for FM14, but every time when there is a match coming up the game skips it.

>>75737565
Have you considered asking Claasen?

where do you guys look for loanees if you're in Conference N/S?

>>75738252
League 1 Youngsters

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the incredible northern irish prospect
>>75738252
generally i look in the worst teams in the championship and mostly in league 1

>>75738483
>great physicals
>nothing else
>6 technique at 20
classic. clear proof that NI belongs in the union

>>75738483
>>75738335
thanks lads

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>arsenal have 1 good prospect
>broken foot
classic.png

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>2020s

>regens everywhere

>not a single good sweeper keeper regen
>all forwards are complete forwards
>all wide players are generic wingers
>all midfielders are deep lying playmakers
>20 yo ball playing defenders that put bonucci's 30 year old abilities to shame

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throwback to when i used to play FM in italian and didn't use a logopack, and when i thought winning friendlies in iceland was something important

>>75738758
that's a really nice doggo

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wew

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>>75738918

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third season in this awful league. haven't made the play offs for the last two, is this finally our year??

>>75738834
>2122
How many hours did you have on that save?

>>75739099
You from north wales anon?

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>youth intake first season
>this lad

Did we hit the jackpot, lads?

>icelandic
>black
>realism

>>75739242
I'd like to watch the movie of his procreation to be honest

>>75739242
2* CA isn't bad for an alien being who's new to the planet

>>75739242

he has a whitey face. he was tanned in this pic.

>>75739262
at least he has good facial genetics. good jawline, good hairline, blue eyes. too bad he's either black or will get skin cancer at 25

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>>75739242
>who is really behind pol.png

>>75739252
>>75739262
>>75739288
>>75739305
i dont know why i even come here for advice

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>>75739242
reminds me of this guy actually
oh and yeah he looks pretty good, fix his composure if you can

>>75739305
I bet it's all an illusion, he's really green-skinned and 4'2. just hasn't learned all of the details of how human genetics work yet

>>75739323
>those eyes

absolutely horrifying

>>75739238
nah, just got a soft spot for colwyn bay

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>>75739385
make them big m8

>check out a FM youtube channel, maybe this guy will have some great tips

>"hello guys welcome to my 2nd division Andorran save, I'll try my best and here are my players"
>play a couple of games with ok results
>"ok guys this is it for today, like and subscribe"
>2nd episode
>"hi guys as you can see I've played and won 17 matches in a row since the last vid and I'm ready for the UCL group stages but no I won't actually tell you how I did that"

>Italian regen
>winger pace-babby
>name is literally Pace

kek

>>75739431

Kek. I never saw an online career story going bad. In every FM forum there are multiple guys starting career with low tier teams or underdogs and they always triumph.

do you lads reckon there's money to be made with FM let's plays?

>>75739468
>fifa lp'er makes Knockbreda world beaters on FM08
>starts Conference South save on FM14 on youtube
>mitches it up
shame the underage gambling advocate deleted said series

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>>75739468
>Manuel Pace
>Pace 5
shame

>>75739488
only if you ACTUALLY show every cheese mechanic you exploit, that's what I want to learn, not some generic shit

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thank you based italian 12-sub rule
but I think we're still fucked

>>75739516

this guy can save a nation with his communication xD

>>75739492

kek. i still can't decide if 08 was comfy or shit.

>Van Gaal joins City and leaves Juve managerless mid-season
>Christian Maggio as Interim manager
>Juve wins Serie A and will play against Madrid in CL finale

i am curious how AI will deal with it. hope Maggio stays perma.

>>75739565
>this guy can save a nation with his communication xD
>turk humor

>>75739646
>german calling someone's humour shit