lol
>rags
>rags
>>75683985
>/hoc/ Nashville says they have the best playoff edition
attendance
Shitty thread
>posting a chart that showed they sold out every game plus standing room to suggest that they don't have good attendance
?
>>75684092
>that showed they REPORTED being sold out every game
ftfy
finland sucks shit through a straw
>>75683985
>furpuck
>>75683975
If one of them does, he will only be a filler on that team tbf
>>75684092
>20th in attendance
wow
Go Preds.
Finland will win whc
>>75683985
>the shanty run down gas station of winnipeg
i hope shittsburgh is ready for a 6 game sweep, starting tonight with a 2-0 win in OT
>>75684184
and the WCF
go caps!
>>75683985
the biggest surprises are rags and blowjobs. damn do they have shit fans I guess
>>75683985
>jykkets
>yets
>islels
>all below analslime
LMAO
Klefbom and Larsson are Canadian
>mfw 'go 'za reddithawks got swept 4-0 and only scored a measly 3 goals in those 4 games
>>75684487
>>75684487
Truly a fluke
>>75684487
underage
>>75684611
>t.reddithawk
>>75684483
It's not nice to lie
>>75684606
>>75684611
>t. bumhurt reddithawk
Rangers will beat the >snes and go on to take the Cup.
Dubs confirm.
>>75683985
>road attendance
Is there a more meaningless stat?
>>75684606
i think it's a huge disservice to the game and to the NHL to not have them play again
>>75684705
sorry hank you shall every be ringless thanks so those singles
>>75684611
>tells the truth
>you're underage!
truly a reddit response, neck yourself
>>75684675
Konnori Mäkkitaavi is Canadian
>saying go za isn't underage
peter forsberg is finnish
>>75685092
that's classic /ck/ memeing
stop existing fag
>>75685090
True
>>75685113
Don't push it
>reddithawks are this new
wew
>>75685132
>classic
yeah thanks for ruining a board underage kiddo. Sorry /pol/ wasn't epic enough for you today
did someone say 'go 'za?
>iihf starts tomorrow
>first game is sweden-russia
>starts at 16:15
nice scheduling you retards
@75685092
>go za
>underage
that's bread and butter ck, you tard
>>75685209
wtf do goans really eat this shit?
>>75685231
yeah this isn't funny at all. Just Facebook
>>75685209
i don't think i've ever had lasagna with sauce on top of the noodles
nor circular
Tomi Salo is Swedish
>>75684862
it's only really useful to suggest which conference or division has better attendance, but there's better ways of displaying that if you actually wanted to know
[email protected]
what the fuck are you trying to say, dumbass?
>>75685224
>>iihf starts tomorrow
you australian?
>>75685200
>chiraqfaggot this rump rustled because his """""""""""""""dynasty""""""""""""""" hokkei team is shit and his city's signature pizza is a just a giant meme
>>75685319
>today is onsdag and not torsdag
>>75685286
how much 'za could a 'go 'za 'go, if a 'go 'za could 'go 'za?
>>75685334
guess again Mr. 1993
>>75685209
that's a nice looking pie you've got there
I hope you cucks who have been shitting on my team show up later when >we go up 3-1. All the caps have done is make their 2nd round exit far, far more embarassing.
>>75685209
wow american pizza looks like hot garbage
horrid
>>75685209
any americans here that can explain this """""" 'za """"""""?
>>75685364
have you praised Wodan today already
>people still talking about a team that got eliminated in the first round
I wish "my" team had as much recent success as the Chicago Blackhawks desu.
3 cups in recent years?
people endlessly butthurt by it?
Must be fun for them.
>>75685479
>it's a chicago tries desperately not to be flyover episode
>Beagle, who for his part did not think the Niskanen hit was clean, was a bit sad at Kessel’s response and offered the Penguins forward a challenge.
“Ouch. That hurts. That’s not very nice,” Beagle deadpanned. “Obviously, it wasn’t a clean hit, but I do think the playoffs are nasty and that’s why we love them, right? … It hurts. I’m hurt deeply. If he wants to settle it, we could always play some Mario Kart. He knows where to find me. We’ll take it there.”
Kessel is /ourguy/
>>75685209
Chitcongo pizza is a fucking abomination.
>>75685504
>getting eliminated 1st round in a sweep scoring only 3 goals despite being 1st seed and a """""""""""""""""""dynsasty""""""""""""""""""""
>success
pick one
>>75685209
this can't be real
>>75685458
Nice pineapple cheese toasty , lad.
>>75685531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGuH6VP6inw&t=0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0Z4jOGaq3Q&t=0s
>/ourguy/
>for being a little buttmad
I guess it checks out
>>75685531
No he is a bully now and no longer a nice boy. Went full reddit. I hate him now.
>>75685561
I'd take that over what I've got desu
Hell the whole country of Canada hasn't won a cup in over 20 years. One city got 3, lucky fags.
>>75685531
should have challenged him to SSB Melee no items
>>75685589
>put tomato and cheese soup in a bowl of dough
>call it """""pizza"""""
fucking ChiCongo
>>75685531
Beagle and Kessel are both /ourguy/ tier
>>75685639
>implying Kessel wouldn't just tell Beagle to fight his friends
>>75684606
>4 flukes in a row
The totally anally devastated shitty of shitcongo
>>75685639
fox only final destination
Andreas Athanassiou is greek
bir allah
>>75685561
Also the first 1st seed to get steeped by an 8th seed LEEEEL
Chicago, the 1st was also swept in 1993 by the 4th seed Blues when the playoff structure was different
>>75685747
Is posting about shitcago supposed to upset me?
Why don't they stop calling it a pizza. It's a pie. A savory pie. Fucking Chicago.
there's literally no worse city in the midwest than chiraq
>>75685839
Yes
and it does
Daily reminder
I dislike Chicago but the "pizza" there is really good. In fact, other than their art institute, the pizza is the only good thing about Chicago. I don't know why they call it pizza, because it definitely isn't, but whatever it is it tastes fucking great.
>its a le quirky and zany hoc goes off topic cause were so random xDDDD
LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE
Americans are fatty and gay LOL
>>75686031
>>75686074
>>75686099
A+ posts
>>75685934
I live in Pennsylvania.
>>75686074
holy shit this butthurt
>>75686018
Oh, I don't recall the playoffs ever being shortened in 2013 you fucking faggot.
I'll slit your throat, fuck the wound and cum out of your mouth
>>75686212
>grease
World champs in 2 days.
Who excited for comfy /iihf/ threads without all these retarded anglo shitposters?
I know I am.
Fuck you fucking faggots kys yourselves
>>75686252
Does Kokopelli mean anything in finnish?
Prepare your anus Oilshits
Refpuck won't save you
World champs in 2 days.
Who excited for comfy /hoc/ threads without all these retarded mongol and yuro shitposters?
I know I am.
Fuck you fucking faggots kys yourselves
>>75686307
Okay, thanks
>>75686252
You'll win your group but get bounced by Switzerland.
>>75684314
*cross-checks your path*
Friendly reminder that the Predditors had NO FANS until this year
>>75686360
>Archibald and Sundqvist instead of Crosby and Sheary
>>75686315
>tfw too tied up with uni duties to drive to Cologne to see comfy hokkei with Shestyorkin and Bereglazov
friendly reminder that the reddithawks had NO FANS until 2009
>>75686502
>getting the year wrong
dumb newfag
>>75686452
Scott Wilson essentially replacing Sheary, which is actually an improvement.
>>75686442
Friendly reminder that I have been LIFELONG publix fan since 2011
>>75686544
what's it like being a retarded reddithawk?
IIHF breakdown:
>good guys
Slovakia
Czech Republic
Switzerland
Norway
>okay guys
Finland
Slovenia
Latvia
Denmark
>bad guys
United States
Canada
Russia
Germany
Belarus
>not even remotely relevant guys
Italy
France
>not technically guys anymore after gender reassignment surgery
Sweden
>>75686595
>those massive gaps
wtf?
>>75686545
Fair enough
>>75686595
I'm not. dumb phone poster.
>>75686601
kekekeke
good list
>>75686502
reminder that the reddithawks would've been relocated if not for >MUH 06
>>75686641
why do you post about reddit so much
>>75686665
we're discussing the nigger ghetto that is chiraq, it goes hand in hand with reddit
@75686665
because underage cuck redditors ruin these threads
way to miss those quads btw faggot
>>75686694
sounds like you're obsessed and underaged
>>75686704
the reddithawk fans really should go back, i agree.
>>75686721
>t.butthurt reddithawk
>>75686743
I live in Pennsylvania. Now what?
>>75686773
you should support the pens or the flyers, whichever is closer, not the reddithawks you stupid bandwagon shitter
>>75686795
>implying pongs arent as reddit if not more reddit then chiraq
>>75686795
I do. you should kill yourself .
>Craps have to assassinate the pongs best player to even have a chance.
>reminder they struggled with the laffs
>reminder they won the President's Trophy
What pathetic franchise. What will they do if they lose this series?
>>75686812
>then
stupid fucking nigger
they're 2nd
>>75686821
>i'm just gonna defend the reddithawks cuz we're like totally bros <3
go back you faggot
>>75686832
>not knowing 4chin menes
back too reddit kiddo
>>75686845
>merely pretending
>>75686844
your life is sad. keep screaming angrily hoping for attention, nobody cares about you. /b/ and /r9k/ are where you belong
>>75686866
your pretty fucking reddit
go back
Reddithawks still salty as fuck they arnt a dynasty and their core players are declining drastically LMAO
>hoc being flooded with chirefugees from reddit
go back right the fuck now
>>75686903
>>75686938
samefag go away nobody likes you
>>75686868
>>75686903
you're*
Oilshits about to get destroyed up in Honda Center North lmao
>>75686252
>World champs in 2 days.
fucking finally, he answers
and eys I agree, except for the sage canadian who used to always answer my questions about hockey, I hope he still browses.
Honetly, I can't wait to see Jesse chop careers off.
reminder that chireddots """""""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""""""" only show up in game threads
>>75686986
>"""""""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""""""
stop posting
>for me it's double u double u double u dot red dit dot com
>>75686957
>>75686967
REDDIT GO BACK
>they do what on ice???
>>75686986
>>75687025
Fuck off.
>>75687035
>if i phone post they won't know i'm samefagging!
wew, nice try reddit
>>75687047
hey reddit, nice projection!
>yeeeee niggu we luuuuuuuuuuuuuuv hawkeyyyy
>like omg gooooo team! yayyyy!!!!!
>>75687035
why would you photoshop for me? loser fuck off
There are "people" posting in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't understand the difference between a) laughing at the city of Chicago, and b) calling everyone else "reddit" like a bunch of morons.
>>75687096
when someone says they are too tired to play the iihf
>someone even mentions reddit
>hawks """"""""""""""fans""""""""""" instantly triggered
>>75687096
>p-pls stop bullying
>t-the sweep was a fluke
If you don't reply to this post, you are INCURABLY REDDIT
>>75687084
>samefag false fagging
truly a new low
Fuck off Predditors you bandwagon faggots
Go back to watching NecKKKar
>>75687142
you know what else was new this year? a #1 seed getting swept by the #8 seed
LMAO
@75687129
You aren't a kiwi, that's not your fukkin monkey to post.
>155 posts
>38 posters
Nice community
Also nice thread quality jesus christ
>>75687187
I agree this is definitely in the bottom 5 of /hoc/ threads in the last week.
>for me its reddit
Okay, back to hockey after this abortion of a thread. Are the Preds the only team which can claim legitimate success during this playoffs? They're about to go to the WCF for the first time and look like contenders for the final. Every other team is either a disappointment or expected to make it this far.
>>75687320
hello fellow chicago supporter!
>>75687326
I feel like Rinne might fall apart at any point. I wouldn't rule out whoever comes out of the Pacific. SCF is a complete tossup (Craps will choke in the ECF and Pongs are fucked without Crosby)
>>75687187
/iihf/ starts soon
don't worry
>>75687375
if rinne was going to fall apart he would have fell apart already. This is just a different Rinne out there playing.
>>75687446
K I W I
If you have made fun of Crosby at any point in your life you are a bad guy and should kys.
>>75687509
FRENCHED
>>75687449
There's always a chance to fuck it up, but the defense is doing a good job of covering up his meme plays during the games.
>>75687449
going to be honest, I haven't watched many western games so far. IIRC neither Chicago nor St.Louis created many chances from rushes right? the Rangers are one of the healthiest teams (right now) and might give them trouble, should they make it out of the east (which I don't think they'll do)
>>75687509
Croscheck was a faggot who's karma finally caught up to him and he got what he deserved
>>75684314
I now hope they lose in 5. Have fun with Daniel Murphy bobbling another ball in the postseason
>>75684407
Here's a little food for thought anon
>Barclays and MTS hold only 15000 for a sellout
>Anaheim has 17000-18000 seats
Obviously Anaheim will sell out both by a margin, but islanders got fucked over because the Barclays is so god damn small
>>75684487
>You now remember the first time the wild made it to the conference finals, JS gigiure had only allowed 1 goal against them in 4 games
>>75687848
saddestsmythe.jpg
>>75685747
>San Jose first seed in 2009
>Die to the ducks in 6
>Vancouver wins pres.Trophy in 2012
>BTFO by kongs
>Hawks get top spot in west
>SWEPT by Nashville and score 3
>>75686969
Anaheim is slower and much older then the Oilers. You are playing with a shitting window. Oilers are going to outplay you eventually
>>75687326
Sens look good to make it, but Craig Anderson is such a shitty puck handler. Penguins look like they'll win, but they're banged up and don't have letang. How long can they stay like this.
And the west is pretty much down to 3 already. St. Louis needs a much better defensive core, but also lock down against the predators defense
>>75686360
*teleports behind you*
*cross checks you into the concussion ward*
Pshh. Nothin' personnel... kid.
Remember when Concussionby racked that dude from the Sabers in the balls?
KARMA REMEMBERS.
>>75687611
Nah you're just a salty cuck like the rest of the mongs who hate on crosgod.
>>75687587
If you ask me, the rangers do not look good, even if they're healthy. I do not like their offense, or the defense for a matter of fact. They either win game 4 or get screwed and go to Ottawa down 3-1, and I want the latter. Screw the rangers
Bad deviant art thread now of NHL teams
>>75687971
>unironically using cuck wrong while also insulting someone for having a different opinion.
Crossbitch is kill either way
>>75687947
St. Louis is on the way out. Even if they pick up another game, they don't have the players to turn the series around. I'm hoping for a Ducks/Preds WCF since the Ducks are more like St. Poois and are easier to handle
>>75687989
their defense is shit, but this has been mostly due to shitty coaching. in game 3 AV finally played Skjei/Smith over Staal/Holden who have been the root of all evil for them so far. their offense is looking better too, and this is without Miller, Hayes and Kreider performing well and Buchnebich sitting. Zibanejad, Zuccarello and Nash are playing great, Vesey Grabner and Lindberg are great in their roles atm too.
Rangers never choke game 2 away if the coach didn't choose to be a retard and sit Skjei/Smith through the last 10 mins
>>75686601
I think you mean:
>good guys
Slovakia
Czech Republic
Switzerland
Norway
>okay guys
Slovenia
Latvia
Denmark
>bad guys
United States
Canada
Russia
Germany
Belarus
>not even remotely relevant guys
Italy
France
>not technically guys anymore after gender reassignment surgery
Sweden
>Finland Tier
Finland
I had a dream about abusing and chasing these two little kitties. I got pleasure from seeing the fear in their eyes. Then they committed suicide by jumping in toilet and flushing it. They drowned and were forced through pipes too small for their bodies.
A-am I a serial killer?
>>75688074
how are >we bad guys fuck you
>>75688089
yes get help you psychopath
>>75688070
Ducks are at the upper area of the downward slide of the hill where the shorks are more in the middle and st louis is at the end.
>>75688073
And even then, that series is only interesting because of Erik karlsson, who could have been an islander or hurricane but instead josh Bailey and Zack boychuck were drafted over him. Imagine John Tavares skating with karlsson?
But other then that, Ottawa should win game 4. They understand what's at stake, and they know Craig isn't the best goalie in the world
>>75688099
i only changed Finland's ranking, you'll have to ask the burger
>>75688122
in game 1 Rangers weren't on their game. in game 2, coaching fucked them over. in game 3 Sens weren't on their game. thus, we haven't seen both teams at their peak and this might be what's coming up in game 4. So it will definitely be close
>>75688018
>>75688189
>kang
>>75688178
Of course it will be. It's going to get bad in the city if they lose, because we will see more anger from the fans because henrik will never win his cup
the jets are the furthest thing from reddit
Pens 3 - 0 Caps
Ducks 4 - 2 Oilers
Cap this post
>>75688018
>>75688257
New Zealand, give us more of the upbeats or GTFO.
Sweden give me a quick rundown on Lindblom. I saw he won an award today.
>>75688230
because they're unsuccessful and reddit is a top 10 most visited site in the world?
>>75688074
>>75686601
I think you mean:
>good guys
Sweden
Repeating Digits Republic
Norway
Latvia aka Easyland
>okay guys
Slovenia
Germany
>bad guys
Belarus
Denmark
>thugs
Switzerland
>beyond terrible
United States
>devil's spawn
Canada
Russia
>not even remotely relevant guys
Italy
France
>finland tier
Finland
Slovakia
>>75688261
dear lord lmao what the actual fuck
>>75688018
>>75688261
Damn, ru Paul's drag race season 9 is looking amazing
>>75688189
HOW IS ONE KANG
WITH NO RANG
>>75688291
Got some more quality art right here
Sadly I couldn't find any sonic art.
This is the islanders second best goaltender prospect and he beat the kangs record in the Swedish league with aspergers. Is he /ourgoalie/?
>>75688268
Ok. I've been to upbeats gigs more than you've had hot dinners
>>75688359
>>75688261
>>75688018
seriously what the fuck is wrong with these people
fucking why
PLEASE STOP IT
>>75686442
I've been shitting up this board for 4 years now. Go Preds
>>75688366
>tfw Shestyorkin, Sorokin and Samsonov in the Metro soon
>>75687824
>doesn't know how percentage works
Reminder that caps are eternal /goodguys/ for showing crosby how it's done.
>>75688385
People have very corrupt minds and feel they should share their shit
>>75688385
>he doesn't like the colorado pawwkies
>>75688290
Dare i ask why belarus is a bad guy?
>>75688471
Attendance matters, but so does arena size
>>75688070
Oilers/Perds is the true patrician choice
>>75688567
>you now remember tommy salo
>>75688588
>Oilers
'no'
>>75683985
will shitsburgh """""fans""""" stay for the whole game tonight?
>muh early morning
>implying you would have left if it was 2-0 for the pens
>>75688018
>>75688599
>those digits
Pottery
Now don't reply to me again José
>>75688601
it'll be 5-1 halfway through the second and the place will be empty LMAO
>>75683975
I call it now. Choke incoming.
>>75688385
Want me to dump some pre-game Sonichu?
>>75688598
Nice Bulju dubs
>>75688018
>the toronto fur fags
>>75688669
nylander????
>>75688099
The eternal German is an enemy to civilization and your hockey league has poor attendance. Also you prioritize divegrass over any actual sport.
>>75688290
>thugs
Fuck off.
>>75688567
Sucking Russia's dick qualifies anyone for bad guy status.
>>75688624
5-1 is a dangerous lead.
>>75688669
Good lord that is something Chris chan would make
>>75688718
excellent post
>>75688716
>swissthugs are not thugs
american please
>>75688718
we don't speak of this sweden
that's like so not cool.
>>75688740
kek, what a nice pepe
>>75688089
Only if you sexually violated the kittens
t. psychologist
how many bills did u want senpai? four? u want four?
u got it
any swedes here?
>>75688775
Swedish heritage reporting
Caps sweep in Pongs in 6
After that only relevant opponent left is Preds whom they'll face in the SCF
>>75688775
what do you want
>>75688829
i'm gonna knock you the fuck out
>>75688740
>a country that hasn't caused any trouble in 2000 years
>thugs
Pick one and only one.
>>75688848
instigator rule
>>75688803
I'm not afraid of you frogposting bully
>>75688862
>falling for mountainjew tricks>>75688888
Any Edmontonians here?
>>75688315
>putting metro in the top right
>>75688893
It isn't a trick if you given people a return on their investment.
>>75688898
Northgate reporting
>>75688904
That's the one thing wrong with it?
Rangers would be literally unstoppable at home if playoff tickets were cheaper at the garden
>>75688966
So if tickets were cheaper, they'd be better? What logic is that?
>>75688366
yes
The caps will win 3-1 tonight
>>75689050
caps have already swept the series by sweeping crosby
Matt Niskanen saved hockey.
>>75689064
Niskanen sweeped Divesby's head pretty hard
>>75689064
I don't think so, but the caps need to play with more urgency and gain a damn lead.
>>75689050
Nope. Pongs win 4-0. Caps realize how pathetic they really are. I wanted to root for them this year but I've realized they are THE /badguys/ of the playoffs. I honestly hope Sens or Preds win the cup.
>>75688978
More fan support. The bleachers creatures could afford tickets
>>75683985
>100.3%
fuckin idiot, what more can they do?
i don't follow hockey much. should i by hype for the caps/penguins game tonight? i hear there's a lot of asspain on both sides.
Where are the fucking Finns?
Point them out to me so I can beat them up.
>Good guys
Perds
Snes
>Nuetral
Cucks
>Bad guys
>rags
Craps
Oilels
>Martyr tier
Pongs
>>75689125
You should kill yourself then come back as a fan of whatever team you live closest to.
>>75689127
post butt
>>75688978
Actual fans in the seats. Why do you think yuroball has ultras at every game? Tickets are dirt cheap
Canadian teams breakdown:
>Good guys
Jets
>Bad guys
Oilers
Canadiens
>shitgoons
Flames
>Maple Leafs tier:
Maple Leafs
Canucks
FINNS LEEEEEAVE!!!
>>75689127
I genuinely want to shove a red hot poker up your ass until you're dead
WHO"S READY FOR PONGS TO BE ASSBLASTED?
>>75689254
haha just watching PEEWDIIEPES playthrough of resident evil! brb kippers ;)
>>75688829
ily
>>75689235
Good ranking, quality post
>>75689127
>tfw no kippers to initiate violence against me so I can use excessive force to put it down
Why live.
>>75689127
you're 5'3 though
>>75689111
Sell more standing room seats, but I've seen I few southerners in my time and they don't look like standin' folk.
>>75689454
is this her?
>>75689447
lol lmao i'll beat u the fuck up
finns r weak and they collapse 4 no reason xD
>>75689547
>making a shitty version of MY webm
kippers your so fucking dumb
>>75689235
Snes are the only good guys
>>75689575
>shitty thumbnail
get the fuck out of my thread
your gay
>>75689547
Let's fucking go you lightweight
>>75689519
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75689519
She looks pretty decent
>>75689719
no this is kippers
>>75689719
that trip is a mentally ill man and most of the replies to him are him samefagging with proxies etc
>>75689765
Kippers is cute! CUTE!!!
>>75689765
how great can you really be if ryan kesler, a professional playoff loser, can completely nullify you throughout a series
>>75689765
It's funny how a large portion of tripshits (all of them) have one or more mental conditions.
>>75689754
wtf I want to fucc kippers now
the jig is up, leaf 'people'. your meme is over. big daddy getzlaf is going to destroy you tonight
>>75689832
She has herpes, don't get burned like I did
>>75689824
You need to be mentally ill to believe you're special enough for people to give a fuck about what you have to say on an anonymous Tibetan knitting board.
>>75689855
she said she got a STI, which could be chlamydia or something, big deal. Who hasn't gotten the chlam chowder or gonnorhea?
Milbury is an ass
What will be the caps excuse when they lose this series?
>Kippers is a girl
Can someone explain this meme? Is there any evidence that corroborates this? Why are we calling >her a her?
>>75689940
>>75689940
>>75689940
Game thread
>>75689931
girl(boy)
>>75689917
You really want to take her word on that? Suit yourself but it's going to end with me saying a toadaso
>>75689948
So not a girl then.
>>75689953
>she
tfw irrelevant late game again
>>75689981
i have no clue 2bh
>>75690020
Who cares if casuals are watching or not
>>75690077
Literally nobody is watching it. A series with McDavid in it is losing a ratings battle to Nashville.
>>75689754
s(he) looks like the result of mitch marner going to town in vancouver
>>75689754
that is mayli
>>75690089
Leaf viewers aren't factored into American ratings
>>75690174
>It's one of the best players in the game
>Americans still don't care
>>75690204
Some of us have jobs and don't want to stay up until 1 am to watch a hockey game
>>75690204
It's a series with late puck drops and a small market American team, it's not a surprise ratings aren't that impressive in America. If McDavid played for an American team in the East NBC would pimp that series as hard as they do Pittsburgh/Washington.
>crops
My hometown team hasn't won a championship in its almost 80 year history.
>geometrically
>>75686442
lifelong 2 year fan here
>>75689876
that smile at the end is what closes the deal for me
dumb frog poster
>Fleury taped over Niskanen's name on his mask.
lmao
>>75691591
I love it
>holtgay
Did a single person in the history buy a Skoda because of their sponsorship?
>>75691862
They make good cars though.
>>75691862
The point of those kinds of sponsorships are to keep the brand in your mind so you remember they exist, it's not about actually making you buy something at that moment
>>75691637
The Seventh Seal.
>>75692232
I expect this kind of awful posting out of yuropoors but you need to fuck off
how come he doesn't stop shots anymore?
>>75692525
Holtby's ability to stop shots approaches 0 as the Caps' number of playoff wins approaches 16.
>>75692288
About as overrated as Swedish hockey.
>>75692633
How about The Devil's Advocate with Al Pacino and based Keanu?
>>75691637
The Departed
>>75692720
Don't reply to that faggot.
>>75692757
But I like Norge.
>>75692788
>I like attention whores that post here for attention
the fucking faggot literally isn't even watching the games ignore the attention whore
>>75692816
it's intermission
>>75692816
Not true.
>>75692871
>>75691637
Any hockey on tonight lads?
>>75692892
where does he say he'll watch it now?
seems like you're obsessed
>>75692919
he posts off topic every time, it's grease tier.
>>75692910
shitty leastern game going into the third, meme game in an hour though
>>75692910
Ignore >>75692962 the game has been okay. Caps scored on themselves and there's been some good hits. Its a shame we can't have both teams lose.
>>75692910
Ignore >>75693018
He sucks on cock but not the black kind that you like
>>75692956
Honestly, you're doing it wrong if your on/off-topic ratio is >.25. I'm sure you could get a job as a janny though.
>>75693154
This tbqh desu.
>caps struggle with >laffs
>pongs struggle with caps
I'm not convinced these are the top two teams in the league, or that this would have made for a good Finals matchup.
>>75693930
laffs/snes meme supreme ECF would have been best desu
>>75693930
Pongs were largely outplayed by the Jackets too at times. Fleury was just better than Bob.
Kind of how the NHL is right now. Even the "best" teams aren't elite.
>>75694061
>laffs
I do like the sens tho, I hope they win the east.
>>75694093
you're a retard that doesn't know anything about hockey and should stop posting
>eberlazy
>ebershit
has he been put out of his misery yet?
>>75694093
pongs confirmed flukebabbies that will get BTFO'd as soon as they face a goalie who isn't a massive shitter
>down by 1 with 2 minutes left
>get a penalty
getting all these bloos chokers was a great strategy by washington
>NBC claiming a pong faked an injury to draw a penalty
What timeline is this.
>>75694219
the one where you're obsessed
REFPUCK IS REAL FOLKS
feels good mang
the caps are given every opportunity to win but somehow they're trying their best to lose
i don't understand
>pens all injured
>holtby allows a weak goal
>gets an easy goal
>kick a goal into your own net
>gets a lot of PPs
>get on the penalty to negate PP advantage
>2 minutes left
>gets a PP to negate empty net advantage
i don't understand
>>75694272
Do you have video evidence to back up your claim, Alex?
>craps
>no ducks/oilers thread for a fucking playoff game
nice fanbases you guys have
"This ones for Crosby" -nick bonino probably as he embleshes a high stick penalty
>>75694398
>caps choke
>caps choke again
>caps choke again
>caps choke again
>caps trade for a bloos player that chokes
>caps choke again
>caps trade for another bloos player that chokes
>caps choke again
who could see this coming?
Pittsburgh is going to repeat
Who else hopes the home team loses every game in the oilels-ducks series so anaheim loses game 7 on home ice?
>>75694402
My sources assure me there are webm coming down the pipeline, there is a war going on at NHL headquarters, I assure you there are people fighting the good fight that will get the footage out to the public
Mark my words - the Caps will win this series. After the way game 4 ended I have no doubt about it. Expect a close game 5 followed by a stunning blowout in 6 and 7.
>>75694481
shit team (coilers)
>>75694481
Cucks/Boilers?
Nah
>>75694537
shit fans (both teams)
>>75694481
>who gets to lose to nashville: the series
yawn
>>75694481
people only ironically like those teams
good job nuge you fucking loser fuckface
>>75694481
> Expecting albertans / californians to be competent
oilers vs ducks
>>75694590
>>75694590
>>75694590
>>75694481
Here you go
>>75694379
this is the oilers/ducks gamethread
I live about a 9 hour drive from Edmonton. Should I try to get a SCF ticket or will I have to sell a couple of organs?
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>>75694398
>>75694490
>hired a coach that chokes every year too
really activates the almonds
>>75694654
>really activates the almonds
stop posting
I would pay $100 to end the postseason right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens hang on to the cup for another year instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.
No one is going to beat them. I said it last year in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.
I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.
>>75694689
Snes will meme on them
>>75691591
What do all those names signify?
>>75694723
This.
>>75694733
A list of people who will run a train on his sister if he lets in more than 5 goals in a game.
s e e t h i n g
>pongs are the good guys
>>75694723
t. Increasingly nervous man
>>75694733
ex teammates he attributes some of his success to
>>75694777
Its actually hilarious watching the caps become the bad guys in game 3
>caps have lost every game they've outplayed the penguins in
El Em Ay Oh
>>75694814
>El Em Ay Oh
>LMIO
>El-Emayho
What did he mean by this?
>>75694785
I kind of want them to win so it would completely invalidate Shitcago's "cap era" dynasty especially if they can get a third a couple of years later. Ottawa is just perfectly set up to play spoiler to every narrative.
Pens player of the game goes to Orlov!
>>75694613
searchable ducks vs oilers thread.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS
CAPS SUUUUUUCCCKKKKK ASSSSSSSSS
>>75694839
AR OH TEE EF EL EM AY OH SPACE AY TEE SPACE TEE EE DEE
>>75694886
nobody likes california, fuck off
>>75694902
That smug bastard
I don't like the bonino call. But we went 0-4 on the power play, and that really hurt. Let this one slip away man and I don't know if we can come back. FUCK
>>75694902
>caps play goonery
>pens turn on the heat and start laying clean hits back on them
>holtby can't even stop meme bounces
Pens in 5
>>75694902
Pens gonna win for Sid just like they did for Mario when Adam Graves ded him
caps are dead now right?
My favorite hit in that game was Bill leveling Orlov for a turnover and scoring chance
Someone needs to tell the cunts on the PSC that THATS what a hockey play is
>>75694960
Bones with the ice in his veins throwin his head back lmao. Smart play by a smart player who worked his ass off all night and really helped in the faceoff circle
>Lucic already chimping out
>>75695009
Yes. Pens haven't even played good and it's 3-1.
>>75695009
yeah. Crosby is even hanging out with the team like everything is fine so he could be back next game but since they're up 3-1 they're probably rest him some more
How? Literally how?
How the fuck is marc andre fleury stealing a series from us hooooly shit thats just fucking sad man. This team felt even better and deeper than last years and were on the brink again
>>75695063
>letting anyone with the last name Kroenke touch your team
>>75695071
because Trotz is a shit coach
and sullivan can take fresh off the AHL barge rookies and make them into playoff contributors
>>75695071
Fleury isn't just stealing it Holtby is losing it. He had one good game and we won that game. BARELY. He let in 3 on 19. One ehhh terrible bounce but still. Its tough. But fleury has been clutch, holtby just has not
>>75695071
Fleury is a hall of fame goaler. Holtby is choking.
>>75695120
Trotz has never coached offense well. I'm surprised how dominant their offense is every season, and then it all comes crashing back down in the playoffs.
>>75695061
No way Crosby rests if he is good to go. That's fucking Sidney Crosby for Carter Rowney and it's the playoffs. Take nothing for granite.
Will the Caps ever not be the Pens' bitch?
>>75695167
fuck off
>>75695178
Not in this era.
>>75695178
maybe when they get a better GM Coach and don't base theri team around dirty russians
For how long will Crosby be out desu lads m8s
>>75695178
they're about to be 1 for 10 in the playoffs against them lmao. remember ovechkin is good I swear
>>75695178
I'm convinced we are cursed. I have seen the penguins involved in voodoo before. There's no other explanation
By far the most satisfying win since the Cup clinch, pensbros. Win Saturday and let the cheers and heckling commence on the Verizon Center steps.
>>75695220
its not that he isn't good, its that you can't base a team/line around him
He's pretty weak on the backcheck and defensively, and his capacity to make his own plays aren't nearly as impressive as Malkin/Crosby
He's a strong asset but just not complete enough to be a franchise cornerstone
Fucking kidding me. Lucic is a fag
What a lucky bounce
>>75695272
tldr ovechkin sucks. faggot.
>>75695204
Next series he will be back.
>>75695178
Will the >laffs ever win a cup? Will /hoc/ ever come to a consensus on the best clipart animal? Will the United States ever win Olympic gold in hockey again? I think not.
>the city of washington
>"ITS OUR YEAR"
>literally cant beat the penguins when they dont have crosby or sheary
>>75695220
He is good but he needs to be better. Invisible again outside a few hits and one really good look
>>75695307
sounds like a shitty team to me
AHHH WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOO.
>>75695220
>le slapshot from the red dot man
watch the lgbqtning win another cup with stammer before the caps
I love how they use Doc for all the Pens games
>>75695299
>no Crosgod
>no hobbit crosby
>no sexbeast Letang
>no Muzz
Caps have been blessed by the injury gods this year and they're STILL getting btfo. What a disaster.
Another goal for mcgaykid
>>75695323
if ovi broke his leg in the first game, the caps would be winning
they put way too much stock in that guy. They have a stacked team and he brings them down by trying to put it on his back
>there are people who actually thought that caps would be able to pass the 2nd round
>>75695389
because he's a shitty faggot winger that washington was dumb enough to draft first overall
laughing SO HARD
>Mcmeme with another meme bounce goal
>>75695423
if I were crosby i'd be seething daily that people compare me to that garbage ass one trick pony
>>75695423
I'm just sad they couldn't have choked to a worse team, like the blowjobs. But that would have meant Ohio winning a series, which would have been bad, too.
If the oilers get to round 3 in their first year as a playoff team in 10 years, how will Caps fans feel?
>nashville oilers WCF
even if the pens repeat, it wouldnt be a bad year overall
Which team winning the cup would trigger /hoc/ more, oilels or pongs?
>>75695514
>trigger
leave
>BTFO in your NHL team
>BTFO in your AHL team
>>75695514
everyone has already accepted that the pens will repeat
>>75695514
Penguins obviously
>>75695529
stop posting about AHL you fag
>>75695529
Kinda sad WBS are already gone after such a great year. Prolly cause jarry was up with the big pens.
>>75695558
its all ive got
>>75695477
>if
>>75695584
Cmon man ducks can score. Its not over yet
>>75695582
I will always be here to remind you that the Bears are better then, Tom.
>>75695584
This series has been a big nonstop meme, it's far from over
>>75695626
better than what, senpai?
>>75695514
Oilers easily
tfw you realize from the Caps vs. Pens thread that 99% of /hoc/ don't play hockey, are manlets, people with terrible health problems, lardasses, or lanklets who are 130 lbs and don't lift at all
>>75693652
>>75695626
Griffins are the only team with a sweep in the first round
bout to be the only 2nd round sweep
>>75695642
your shitty fucking team that you don't even go to you dumb ass licking faggot. I'm not your senpai
Holy shit fleury taped over niskanen's name on his helmet. He was honoring former teammates with it, niskanen no longer visible, covered with tape
>>75695514
you know which will get the biggest reaction and it's not the Pens or Oilers.
>>75695669
Lanklet of almost that exact weight and 6'3" reporting.
>>75695670
wow it's nothing
>>75695679
>pic related
>>75695679
Ya m8, prior to the game
>>75695697
are there no actual """men""" on /hoc/?
>>75695672
i was literally there for game 2 and ill be there for game 3 and 4, fampai
>>75695679
yeah it's pretty funny
>>75695721
i can anything you want me to be in your imagination bb
>>75695679
Wow, mean
>>75695727
you go to so few games you have to brag about the ones you do go to? you're a loser tom, you're a bandwagon, you only show up for the big games
>>75695749
>Wanting an infected whore
lmao
>>75695767
im there all the time, senpai
>>75695721
6'3 215 right here bb. Lead my beer league in +/- and I have greasy backer.
>>75695779
>lying on the internet
you miss more games than you attend
>>75695669
I used to play but I gave up because I suck. Parents of the same team would groan when I'd make a mistake and I'd feel bad.
>>75695785
>greasy backer
I don't know what that means, but I'm imagining a fat Greeky man with greasy and hairy back.
>>75695801
thats probably true
ill bet you hang out in hersey all the time though
>>75695669
i have a photo of your ass that you regularly get the mods to ban people for posting and know you've had at least 1 std and i don't even know who the fuck you are
>>75695830
Tom, youre a manlet. Stop trying to throw stones.
>>75695861
literally 6'2
I'm the same height as Guentzel
Haha told ha oilels. Not done yet
>>75695875
you're a manlet that blogs about stupid shit on the sports board of 4chan. just stop.
>>75695943
sounds like someone is projecting
Getslaf is a cunt
>>75695669
We're discussing a Canadian niche sport on a Japanese anime board.
>>75695966
from the sound of those 30+ responses, it doesn't seem like people are overly sporty or active either
Am so pumped to destroy the snes tomorrow. I haven't been this hyped about the good ol NYR since 2015
>>75696078
you know they're gonna blow it cause >rags right?
@75696078
>rags
>>75696131
We're elite. Possibly. If we can score consistently along with how hank is playing we can win it all
>>75696210
>>75696210
New edition
AHAHAHA I TOLD YOU. DUCKS NEVER QUIT
new bread
>>75696271
>>75696271
>>75696271
>>75684310
>107.5% attendance