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NE:Butler reports to Pats, is 'all in' for 2017
FA:Justin Forsett retires after 9 seasons in NFL
FA:FA Gary Barnidge visiting Bills on Wednesday
DEN:Jamaal Charles' contract has $1M base value
FA:Cardinals 'in talks' with free agent Gabbert
DEN:Broncos boost backfield with Jamaal Charles
PIT:Ladarius (concussions) participating in OTAs
FA:Missing Joique, Lions to work out Matt Asiata
BUF:Bills decide to pass on Watkins' option year
CAR:Panthers pick up Benjamin's 2018 option
TB:GM: Martin 'looked as good as I've seen him'
NYJ:Report: Jets will not pick up Pryor's option

/nfl/chat
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How many games will Jamaal Charles play before tearing something?
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>>75683396
2.25
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>tfw too intelligent to win games when pats are unbeatable
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Reminder that the Browns destroyed the draft and will be playoff contenders in 2018
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Top 10 QBs

1. Rodgers
2. Roethlisberger
3. Ryan
4. Wilson
5. Luck
6. Brady
7. Newton
8. Palmer
9. Dalton
10. Brees
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>>75683418
>2. Roethlisberger
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>>75683437
Yeah and?
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>>75683418
>1. Rodgers
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>>75683396
preseason game 2
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>>75683418
1. Brady
2. Ryan
3. Brees
4. Rivers
5. Roeth
6. Wilson
7. Rest are irrelevant
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>>75683535
Shit, REDO

1. Brady
2. Ryan
3. Rodgers
4. Brees
5. Rivers
6. Roeth
7. Wilson
8. Rest are irrelevant

9999. Luck being overrated as fuck
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- - official NFL broships - -

1. Eagles Seahawks Falcons


2. Raiders, Steelers, Colts
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>>75683418
1. Brady
2. Brees
3. Rodgers
4. Carr
5. Rivers
6. Roethlisberger
7. Dak
8. Palmer
9. Stafford
10. Luck
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>>75683571>>75683535

>people still rate rivers
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>>75683575
>broships
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>>75683418
>the funny "put Brady low on the list to get (You)'s" meme
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>>75683612
Brady has never been a top 5 QB
Never carries his team
Always chokes
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>>75683648
ok
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What should I do with my AP jersey /sp/?
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>>75683671
cumrag
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>>75683586
Only correct list
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>>75683671
use it as toilet paper so it'll match his skin color
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>>75683575
Wrong

1) Giants, Ravens, Raiders

2) Cowboys, Steelers, Falcons
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>>75683598
What's wrong with broships
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>>75683597
>legitimate HOF player who hasn't had an oline since 2007
>one of the most accurate passers of all time
>team dead last 3 seasons due to injuries, still puts up over 30 TDs and over 4000 yards while throwing to literal whos undrafted FA's and players from canadian football league
>not rating rivers

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>>75683738
>literally who is danny woodhead
>never heard of antonio gates in my life
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>>75683738
>legitimate HOF player
Brees is borderline HOF and Rivers is like 1/10 the QB Brees is.
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>>75683738
His decline is part of the reason the chargers have fallen apart

Rivers in the past used to at least make the chargers competitive
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>>75683766
>Brees
>borderline
>not clear 1st ballot
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>>75683764
>dontrel inman
>tyrell williams
>isaiah burse

gates is 75 years old. and >not knowing danny woodhead went undrafted
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>>75683738
Rivers in 2006 had one of the most talented teams in the history of football and still didn't win a single playoff game.
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1. Tom Brady
2. Aaron Rodgers
3. Matt Ryan
4. Drew Brees
5. Ben Roethlisberger
6. Derek Carr
7. Philip Rivers
8. Kirk Cousins
9. Russell Wilson
10. Carson Palmer
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I wt to cum inside a Lombardi trophy
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>>75683918
WRONG
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>>75683918
> the right list
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>>75683766
>Brees is borderline

No he's a surefire 1st ballot HoFer
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>>75683721
they are gay af

please kys
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>>75683943
What's so wrong about it?
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>>75683778
Chargers win the AFCW

Cap It

Small Print: This will only happen if there aren't a significant number of injuries to star starters like the last two years
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Is he really better than Cutler?
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>>75683766
Brees was borderline maybe in 2010, he's guaranteed HOF now.
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>>75683721
They're a cancer meme imported from the niggerball general which is the low IQ central of /sp/. Literally 9gag tier.
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>>75683974
it's not terrible but cousins is not top ten and I don't think palmer is either, not anymore
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1. Mariota
2. Carr
3. Winston
4. Wilson
5. Flacco
6. Dalton
7. Smith
8. Newton
9. Ryan
10. Prescott
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>>75683918
>>75683943
1. Tom Brady

A rather large void into the darkness

2. Aaron Rodgers
3. Drew Brees
4. Russell Wilson
5. Matt Ryan
6. Ben Rape
7. Philip Rivers
8. Dak Prescott
9. Derek Carr
10. Patrick Mahomes II
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>>75684030
is this a list of random QBs that may or may not be good?
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AFCE
Brady
Taylor
Tannehil
LOLJETS

AFCN
Roethlisberger
Flacco
Dalton
LOLBROWNS

AFCW
Carr
Rivers
Smeth
LOLBRONCOS

AFCS
Luck
Mariota
LOLJAGS
LOLTEXANS

NFCN
Rodgers
Stafford
LOLVIKINGS
LOLBEARS

NFCE
LOLGIANTS
LOLCOWBOYS
Cousins
Wentz

NFCW
LOLSEAHAWKS
LOLCARDINALS
LOLRAMS
>implying49ers

NFCS
Brees
LOLPANTHERS
LOL28-3
LOLBUCCANEERS
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>>75684216
This would be a good list except for Taylor not being in the LOL cathegory, that guy is dogshit.
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Cowboys / Chiefs / Texans

Can we start this broship?
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>>75684055

>Kliffbabbys

>Elite
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>>75684304
What is /OneAndDone/ broship?
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What is this Carson Palmer is still good meme?
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Warren Moon was dogshit
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>>75684304
Cowboys and Chiefs, sure.. But, the Texans have a few more hoops to jump through
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Why is Jerry Reese so bad at drafting
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>>75683418
>>75683612
>>75683648

Thanks for the hearty keks. I must admit this anon has jokes. Acting sarcastically retarded with his QB ranking. Laughed so hard i almost peed.
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>>75684353
Calling something "dogshit" is not a refutation.
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>>75684378
Fluke owls have hidden how mediocre the giants are
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>>75684411
I don't think you even know what the word refutation means.
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>>75684444
Quads confirms, ANON BTFO
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>>75684353
He was a choke artist, yes, but he was a decent regular season baby.

Plus, he was like 40yrs of age when he entered the league.
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Did I mention I'm balls deep on this Mahomes kid?

That Favre swag can not be denied.
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>>75684358
Texans have made the playoffs enough times to be taken seriously.
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>>75684516
>Did I mention I'm balls deep on this Mahomes kid?

n-n-no homo?
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Aaron Donald is the best defensive player in the National Football League.
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>>75684535
But have they WON? closest they got was 2011 and they GOT BTFO by Tim Brody
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>>75684535
>30-0
sometimes making it isn't enough.
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>>75684594
You misspelled Khalil Defensive MVP Khalil Mack
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>>75684612
Andrew Luck needs to leave the Colts and go to the Texans so there can be competition in the AFC.
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>>75684535
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>>75684594
>>75684647
I think they're about neck and neck desu

I'm biased towards Mack though
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>>75684612
>>75684638
Not our fault the patriots are better.
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>pls come back daddy I'll be good this time
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>>75684535
>merely getting into the playoffs is an accomplishment
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>>75684714
Whose fault is it?
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http://www.sbnation.com/2017/4/25/15358566/nfl-draft-offensive-line-prospects-evaluation-geoff-schwartz?utm_campaign=sbnation.social&utm_medium=social&utm_content=sbnationnfl&utm_source=twitter

inb4
>sbnation

Decent article by former lineman Geoff Schwartz on linemen transitioning to the NFL
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>>75684578
Limey fuck. It ain't gay If I'm the one doing the dickin'.
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>>75684740
If he comes back it sure won't be to that dumpster fire of a franchise.
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>>75684594
That's not Earl "Destroyer of Gronks" Thomas.
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>>75684714
The Texans are closer in league with.. Chargers, Bears, and Colts.

Chiefs, Cowboys are a few steps above in the social structure.
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>>75684740
Lmao too bad Harbaugh loves Michigan he'll never come back
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>>75684863
The only thing Earl Thomas can destroy is his leg
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>>75684904
Tell that to Gronk's punctured lung.
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>>75684863
Is that Kam Chancellor's side kick?
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>>75684899
This. Why would he come back to the NFL? Michigan pays him more than most NFL head coaches earn and college jobs aren't a revolving door like in the pros.
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>>75684863
That was a savage hit.

t. Patsfag
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>>75684896
Who besides us would fit in?
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>>75685080

We're in a broship with the ravens and broncos already
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>>75683671
Put it in a safe for 50 years
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>>75685080
Raiders, Lions, Seahawks
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Merlot. 1902
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>>75685066
wow Ryan Rivers is a stud
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>>75683824
>>Brees
>>clear 1st ballot
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>>75684740
Lol he would never do it
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any post above this line is gay ---------------

any post below this line is gay ---------------
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>Retards are still obsessed with the Lions not drafting a RB when the RB class was weak as fuck this draft and the Lions already have three
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>>75685004
It's more than just the money Michigan has always been his dream job since he was a kid
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>>75685182
Brees will be first ballot for giving the Saints of all teams an owl win. His team's regression won't change that
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>Reminder, Round 6, 199th Picked GOAT

>7th Round picked future HOF Edelman

It does not matter who your fave team Drafted

Does not matter what overpriced Free Agent you just got

It does not matter how excited or how much hope you have

It does not matter how many trannies you libs worship...

For you live in the times of the sweet GOAT!!!!!

>The GOAT makes average or undrafted players future HOFs. Because they LOVE him.

And the Pats just got:

Bills RB Mike Gillislee
WR Cooks
TE Dwayne Allen

Resigned:

RB J. White 4th Round picked
HOF Hightower
And HOF Butler

Future HOFs going to have more legendary catches:

Edelman
Gronkowski
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>>75685182
His first year of eligibility would have to be the most stacked class ever for him not to make it on 1st ballot. Fucking Warren Sapp was a first ballot HOFer, Brees has that shit on lock.
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Cowboys - Chiefs - Cardinals

Broncos - Ravens - Texans

Seahawks - Panthers - Bills

Raiders - Steelers - Dolphins


Rate these broships
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>>75685313
Give him enough time and the regret of never having a super bowl ring while his big brother, the inferior coach, does will get to him and he'l be back like Dick Vermil
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>>75685401
Bills and Dolphins don't belong with their respective groups.

Seahawks - Panthers - Giants looks better.

Raiders - Steelers - Packers sounds better
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>>75685355
It's not all Bill, Kraft just surrounded his front office with extremely competent scouts and managers.
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Broships are for faggots
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>>75683977
>Small Print: This will only happen if there are a significant number of injuries to star starters of division rivals

ftfy
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>>75685401
>broships
pic related

>>75685339
>>75685395
i think Brees will make the HoF and could possibly be 1st ballot, i just think saying clear 1st ballot is a stretching a little
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>>75685355
that white Cincy RB is suppose to be decent as well. Plus some quality sneaky steal fat Dtackles.
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>>75685467
>Raiders - Steelers - Packers sounds better

Nah, Raiders - Steelers - Dolphins has historical relevance
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>>75685401
Bills and Raiders broships are with the Lions.

The Bills have had a relationship since the 60s, the first Bills owner used to be part of the Lions Front Office and knew William Clay Ford. The Bills and Lions always play their final preseason games against each other and the Fords let the Bills use Ford Field for their game against the Jets when Buffallo had a blizzard that blocked their stadium.

Raiders and Lions have had a sort of kinship since the Los Angeles Raiders days
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>>75685521
Compare his potential ballot class and Brees is first ballot easily. He has the stats,even if they're padded, and the achievements to be first ballot easy.
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>>75685599
Raiders/Steelers rivalry hasn't been a thing since the 70s
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>>75685699
>im-fucking-plying
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Bengals - Seahawks - Falcons chimpout broship when?
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>>75685699
This. We mostly care about our division rivals and some people are still buttmad about the Patriots because of tuck rule, but we don't really care about the Steelers anymore.

t. Raiderfag
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>>75685723
It really fucking hasn't and you're fucking ignorant if you think otherwise. The Raiders rivalry with Steelers only extends to the 70s and early 80s and after that it dissolves into nothing. The Steelers have a bigger rivalry with the Cowboys and the Patriots now.
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>>75683418
>>75683918
>Not having the new GOAT on the list
Shit bait

>>75683612
>>75684409
Brady is like 40. If we're taking about next season's rankings, he could easily be out of top-10. Age hits fast
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>>75685609
Okay so Bills, Lions and Browns? Raiders don't fit.

>>75685699
All three teams were rivals in the 70s / early 80s and all 3 hate the patriots
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>>75685847
Out of division rivalries aren't even really a thing anymore because most fans don't care about teams outside of their division now. About the only exception is the Patriots, who have the ire of the entire AFC aimed at them because they dominate the conference so often.
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>>75685765
Bullshit, fuck the steelers, we shoulda won it in 2015
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So in the aftermath of the draft, what are your way too early predictions for divisional winners

>Pats
>Steelers
>Raiders (assuming Carr is ok. Otherwise muh Chiefs)
>Texans and their defense

>Giants
>Packers
>Xehawks
>Falcons (though the Bucs could push them close)
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>>75685819

I like Dak myself. But he has not proven himself. This season will show what he is, if anything.

As for the sweet undisputed GOAT Brady, he is still streaking like a Comet accross the sky.

>pic related, GOATs
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>>75685941
Patriots
Steelers
Raiders
Jaguars

Cowboys
Packers
Seahawks
Saints
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>>75685941
I don't think Deshaun Watson will be a memeqb. He wins when it counts. Of course having Mike Williams didn't hurt. Toxins offense isn't bad
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>>75686035
>He wins when it counts
So did Tebow and he was the meme to end all memes.
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>>75686035
>Not a pocket passer
>terrible accuracy
>runs all the time

that's the very definition of a meme qb
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>>75686010
Gates will be GOAT this year. Then Gronk will probably catch that in 4 years time. Still, Gates will be GOAT for a little white
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>>75685941
Pats
Steelers
Raiders
Texans

Giants
Lions
Seahawks
Falcons
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>talking about broships, even as a joke
the fuck happened to this place
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>>75686063
>terrible accuracy
This, I swear some people on this board don't watch college football at all. He did win games (on the most or 2nd most stacked team in football) but often made such unreal mistakes it was crazy. Those are things you can't teach, he'll be a bust.
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>>75685401
Eagles Chiefs is the only true broship in the NFL
The rest are historical alliances or teams temporarily ganging up together, usually against the patriots.
Also
>broships
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>>75686106
millennial everyone gets a ribbon for participating faggotry
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>>75686027
>Jags
>Saints
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>>75686106
h-harbaughism? i thought you dieded
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>>75686083
>>75686027
>>75685941
>Steelers
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>>75686106
Election process brought in newfags whi are now exploring other boards
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>>75686202
you're here forever

not even the dead can know peace from this evil
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>>75686225
naa, this isn't the first wave of brocancer, i remember seeing it here and there before the election too
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>>75685182
Brees is clearly first ballot famalam
In an era where throwing was prevalent he was by far and away the best at it
List all of the qbs with multiple 5000 yd seasons
You're full retard if you don't think brees is first ballot
Brees is the best passer in NFL history end of story
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>>75685941
>Pats
>Cincinnati
>Broncos
>Colts

>Cowboys
>Packers
>Xecucks
>Panthers

I expect this to be the year of rebounds.
Except the teams that play in pathetic division like the Patriots.
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>>75686214
>bungles
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>>75686310
first ballot hall of stat padding
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>>75686106
nba cunts shitpost here
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>>75686374
Salty ass falcons fans need not apply
Brees has an owl your entire franchise has 0
Brees has a zillion records under his belt
Marino stat padded like shit as well don't let the rose tinted glasses fool you
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>>75686310
>yfw Br*dy, Big Ben and Brees all retire at the same time
then what?
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>>75686423
Marino threw for over 5,000 yards in the 80s, that's an amazing feat considering defenses could almost murder you back then.
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>There are people right now that think the Jags aren't capable of winning their division

Flip a coin, any team in the AFCS has a chance to be complete dogshit at any point
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please ban broships. this shit is actual cancer
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>>75683918

Look if you're not going to take this exercise seriously and make obviously wrong lists than we're going to stop inviting you to these parties.
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>>75686294
It wasnt as prevalent
Maybe a few comments here and there
Broships is a /nba/ thing
We need to stop associating with the other generals
/hoc/ already accuses us of meme stealing
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>>75686457
rodgers, ryan, flacco, smith, rivers, and eli become the veteran QBs of the league?
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>>75686457
All three will get in.
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>>75686457
All three can still be first ballot but it's likely only Brady and Brees make the cut.
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>>75686477
Texans are shit at qb but solid in everything else while the jags, colts, are dumpster fires and the Titans don't have an o-line yet.
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>>75686480
>Seacucks start the meme with the Patriots-Seahawks broship
>play in Super Bowl
>interception on the goal line
>Seacucks eternally b8utthurt
Take a lesson from /sp/ past. Don't embarrass yourself.
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>>75686477
while that may be true, the Jags implode more than the other teams.
They can be winning a game, then just choke it away.

Toxins have good defense.
Luck (despite people hating him) is a fairly good QB in close games/come from behind situations.
Tennessee...eh who knows.
Jags, choke artists. Worst chance to win the division.
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>Garrett back at HS
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>>75686457

Then we enter the dark times.
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Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?

You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny broship maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this NFL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a NFL thread on /sp/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking broship posting.

And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any NFL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the broship. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.

Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked lions fan fucking a raiders fan. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same ebin meme qb images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating NFL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every NFL general is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /sp/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
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>>75686617
>fatty in the middle
"fuck I think I had too much pizza at once, I need a 2-liter of pepsi to calm it down"
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Objectively Correct List

1. Tom Brady
2. Aaron Rodgers
3. Drew Brees
4. Russell Wilson
5. Matt Ryan
6. Ben Roethlisberger
7. Derek Carr
8. Matt Stafford
9. Philip Rivers
10. Kirk Cousins
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>Matt Asiata trying out at Lions rookie minicamp
How good is he?

Also Lions going out hard for a RB in FA.
>mfw
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>>75686214
You'll finish last in the division, get the fuck out.
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>>75686549
>Texans are shit at qb

Did you miss the draft or something?
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Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?

You've created yet another vehicle for "le BASED BRADY maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this NFL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a NFL thread on /sp/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking GOAT posting.

And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any NFL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the GOAT. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.

Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked Brady fucking LITERALLY EVERYONE. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same ebin meme broship images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating NFL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every NFL general is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /sp/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
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>>75686710
Kirk Cousins is that good though?

Is Washington that stupid. He could be gone.
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>>75686673
lol butthurt

Vote for the OFFICIAL broships ( top 3 non-contradictive ships will be counted )

http://poal.me/48ii3p
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>>75686777
>>75686673
Newfags spotted
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>>75686777
>steelers - cowboys - 49ers
>non-conradictive
what
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>>75686767
Adding a meme nigger made them even worse.
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>>75686767
I didnt but i think the Texans did
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>the bombed out hovel of Houston
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>>75686777
fuck this, is the discord any better? I'm tempted to leave /sp/ for good.

All my sport teams suck but the Broncos.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12888701
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>>75686777
go back to /lgbt/ or /asp/ with this faggotry
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>>75686767
Have you watched college football? Because you clearly haven't
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>>75686864
Full of tripfaggots and run by a guy who loves anime and traps, pick your poison.
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>>75686769
wait bait
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>>75686776
Yes Kirk Cousins is a franchise QB for any team in need of a QB.

Yes Washington is that stupid and for some reason the media is out to get Captain Kirk.
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>>75686423
Chorgers fan here

Brees will go to the HOF but mostly because he plays 9 games a year minimum in a dome. He was above average as a Charger. He would't come close to the numbers he currently has if he stayed in SD
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>>75686291

are you still homeless?
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>>75686864
its literally /lgbt/ and attention whoring with some sports sometimes
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>>75686902
Anime is better than this crap
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>All of those sports journalists saying Kaepernick is a good qb and should have been signed by a team by now hurting at qb but he isn't getting signed because he's black/a black lives matter activist
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>>75686966
if you're a faggot maybe
this broshit will die off pretty quickly, it always does
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Whats his team?
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>>75687010
Seahawks, how is it even up for debate?
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>>75686857
>Brock realizing he will die if he doesn't throw the ball has the season of his career as he carries the Browns to a division title
>All the picks the Browns got from the Texans turn out to be waffles

>Deshaun Watson tears his ACL and MCL during a preseason game
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>>75686951
no but it's not exactly comfy living either. I mean, I get that the 49ers were painful to watch last season but I couldn't even do that live most of last season, had to download them later.

at least now I'm allowed to have delusional hope for the long-term future of the niners, rather than just crushing endless depression. there's at least a CHANCE now that this will work out eventually.
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>>75686991

he's a huge distraction at this point

he lived and died by the meme he created for himself
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>>75686958
Sometimes is better than never

>>75686991
Kaepenick is a great QB
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>>75687010
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>>75686599
Luck being unable to win the AFCS two years in a row is enough for me to considered him a bottom 15 QB.
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>>75686549

If you do a positional breakdown of the Jaguars and Texans the Jaguars are better on both sides of the ball.
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>>75686991
they're not entirely wrong
him being all political wouldn't matter if he was a legit top 10 qb
but he's not so no one wants to deal with hit and miss qb that also brings drama
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>>75687010
one of the better Raiders 2016 season highlights was done by username: Fluttershy RLC

So Raiders is my guess unfortunately
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>>75687042
>Kaepernick is a great qb

Did you watch any of his games post 2013. His success came from a scheme created by Harbough, other than that he was shit
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>>75687068
Jaguars are the on paper champions of every year, always praised for their drafts and FA signings but never doing shit.
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>>75687068
Nigga are you really about to say that the fucking jasg have a better defense than the toxins? Holy shit I thought I was delusional
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>>75687010
E A G L E S
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>>75687097
>got benched for BLAINE GABBERT
>was unable to win the starting role back even when gabbert was basically trying to give it away
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>discussing broships again

Sure is offseason. Can teams with historical good relations have broships in that sense?
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>>75687042
>Kaepenick is a great QB
Did you fall into hibernation in 2012?
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>>75683571
>>75683586
>rodgers anywhere under spot #2
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>>75687023
Watson doesn't need to get injured because his lack of mechanics and terrible pocket presence will be enough to expose him in his first pro game.
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>>75687114
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>>75687117
Kaepernick was great last season.. only drop off was in 2015

Not his fault our retard owner destroyed the team.
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>>75687029
You didn't miss much.

The highlight was watching fast as fuck Kaperdick throwing shitty passes to covered receivers & then they dropped it.

Apparently Bowman was still a thing. I thought he retired due ti head injuries.
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>>75687172

He never improved in passing and got figured out big time

one read idiot with a big predictable throwing motion
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>>75687134
to be fair he did look a little better than gabs once he got the job back but that's like saying getting kicked in the shin is better than getting punched in the face
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>>75687114
That's spaghetti on an unprecedented scale.
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>>75683575
>raiders steelers
u wut?
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>>75685847
Raiders fit because bills owner paid Al Davis enough money to avoid bankruptcy in the early 70s and have been friends til death
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>>75687122
Houston was #1 and Jacksonville was #6, and this was before Houston let their best cornerback and defensive player last year go to a division rival.

I'm gonna say yeah, Jacksonville's defense will probably end up being better than Houston's this year
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>>75687156
An injury where he never gets to play vs meme 5 game wonder where media won't shut up about him because "muh black meme QBs can do it see guys".

I'll take the first thank you.
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>>75686083
>lions
don't expect the packers to give a four game head start this season too
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If the Seahawks were to have a broship, it'd be the Ravens. JS has said he respects that organization the most out of all of them.
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Reminder to vote the best broship senpai!!


http://poal.me/48ii3p
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>>75687290
>seahawks-packers-cowboys
this is one of the biggest rivalries in the nfc, hardly a broship
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>>75687278
Lions literally had no defense and no offensive weapons aside from Tate last season and still made the playoffs despite Stafford injuring his throwing hand. People are underestimating the Lions which will make it funnier when they take the division
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>>75687353
just ignore him
he has bucs/raiders and queerboys/49ers together too
its some retarded kid that doesn't know shit about the nfl
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Baby you can't tell by the way I use my walk I'm a __________ fan
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>>75687398
and raiders/broncos
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>>75687225
All McGill had to do was hold on and it would have been an amazing play, but no that's why he won't be on the team this year
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ravens
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>>75687452
Blow
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>>75685609
>>75685847
>>75687230
Oakland confirmed a Detroit broship with the Pistons in the late 80's.
Bills and Lions are tied deeply the original Bills actually used old Lions jersey and the Bills were created by a former Lions front office member.
Bills, Lions, Raiders and Browns were all GOAT franchises at one point that fell off and became laughing stocks due to poor ownership and just plane bad luck.
Bills helped Al Davis avoid Bankruptcy.
The Browns and Lions battled for NFL championships back in the day.

But more then anything the 4 teams have very little reason to hate each other.
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>>75683648
Explain
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>>75687377

It's been 8 years and I still replay this meme over and over again
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>>75687407

anal sex
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>>75687353
>Seahawks adding themselves in like always.

The Cowboys and Packers are a classic rivalry going back to the early Superb Owl era.

All the Seacucks history is in the AFCW.
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>>75687377
didn't say they won't get a playoff spot, but they aren't going to take the division next season. Packers buffed up their offense and defense, and you can't expect them to start the season 4-6 again
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>>75687460
I disagree
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>>75686485
That's a nice doggo ya got there
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>>75687462
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>>75687407
metal
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>>75687521
Unleash Him.
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>#hugsforHollyday
What
The
Fuck
Is
This
Cuckery?

SO some retard runs over his daughter in his overcompensating truck and everyone is like WE TOTALLY SUPPORT YOUUUUUUUU THERE WAS NO WAY TO PREVENT THIS DX
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>>75687521

"Unleash him"
>>
http://poal.me/48ii3p

Memba to vote for broships (8
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>>75687521
*blocks your ability to win the NFC North*
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>>75685178
Philip Tannehill not so much
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>>75687563
>yfw. The raiders somehow lol their way to an NFCN title in 209
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>>75687563
Well as a Lions fan I'd rather they win the division over a good Packers team then a shit one otherwise they're no better then the Texans or Bungles. It's gonna happen one of these days doubt it is this year though rather see them get the >no playoff wins monkey off their back. For godsakes the Cubs won a world series never say never.
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>>75687592
2019
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>>75687592
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>>75687592
Sheeeeeit, we're being re-conferenced?
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Post your rare Mixons
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>>75687353
>3 teams who's entire fanbases are faggots

i concur
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>>75687495
seahawks and packers have been emotional rivals in the playoffs the last couple years. They play each other every year too, sherman always gets pissed
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>>75687042
>>75687172

Anybody considering Kaepernick a "great QB":

>BlackLiesMatter

Only dumb liberals and trannies consider him great at anything. Most NFL teams would rather give rookies a try. Than pay Kaepernicke huge over priced salary. He is just not good enough to deal with his cancer also.

At this point i dont think even our CFL would take that bust. Maybe for 250k Canadian dollars for a year try. Instead of his >10 million per year asking price. But he will have to stand for our Canadian Anthem. Unlike for your San Francisco 49ers lib cocksuckers.
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>>75687689
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>>75687715
I think even if he was good it would still be a good thing he won't get a job. Fuck him and his nigger politics, he can yap about communism and BLM in the unemployment line.
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>>75687681
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>>75687715
I want you to die a slow painful death you leaf fuck
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after Tom retires, who will be the most handsome QB in the NFL?
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>>75683414
Last few rounds were suspect, but their openning was good.
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>>75687774
Who cares?

The NFL dies a death on that day.
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Broships are against the rules btw, triangle all broship posts. Any time I triangle broship posts in /nba/ they get deleted.
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>>75685297
you mean all the rb's that were on IR by the end of the season...yeah bank on that group
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>>75687774
Oh, hey Tom.
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>>75687452
have no offense
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>>75687798
Well now, your post includes those words...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
Vote for the OFFICIAL broships ( top 3 non-contradictive ships will be counted )

http://poal.me/48ii3p
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This guy walks into the club and punches your gf in the face, what do you do?
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>>75687774

>Jimmy G

And next Patriots dynasty leader.
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>>75683418
>Dalton and Palmer above Cousins

This list is horrible I think everyone can agree Kirk cousins is better than both
>>
why won't the mods ban this fucking broship faggot
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>>75687852
Reach behind the bar and smash a bottle of whatever over his head and knock him unconscious
Call the cops and have that nigger arrested
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>>75687864
>le one good season man is better than Dalton

lol 'no'
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>>75687840
Punch him in the throat, then proceed to lay the wood
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>>75687890
2 seasons top 5 offenses with no run game
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>>75687890
Cousins is safely above the Dalton line
>>
Would you rather kill yourself or kill your QB?
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>>75687898
>>75687880
sounds like you two pussies are trying to get knocked out by that right hook from Joe "if she won't give me head, punch her dead" Mixon
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>>75687826
I disagree
>>
1. Brady
2. Rodgers
3. Brees
4. Rapist
5. Ryan
6. Wilson
7. Luck
8. Rivers
9. Stafford
10. Palmer
11. Cousins (10 if Palmer regresses)

now shut the fuck up
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Vote for the OFFICIAL broships ( top 3 non-contradictive ships will be counted )

http://poal.me/48ii3p

anti-broshippers fuck outta the thread.
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>>75687917
Kill your QB.
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>>75687915
epic meme dude
>>75687904
it's easy to have a top 5 offense when you're surrounded with weapons in the passing game, have a great OL and do nothing but throw the ball because that's gruden's offense
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>>75687814
Nah Quinn is actively hunting for RBs and receivers right now so HOPEFULLY they find a decent one by the beginning of next season.

I think the Lions are doing a good job building a foundation to start being legit threats for the division crown in a few seasons. Everyone forgets the Lions front office considers the Lions a rebuild who over achieved last year. That is more concerned with building a team like the Patriots and Packers who are contenders every year then winning a division crown in their second year in charge.
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>>75687945
Dalton has been surrounded with weapons, had a great OL, and been in a Gruden offense yet never been a top 5 QB
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>>75687917
I'd kill Flaccid in a heart need
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>>75687917
I'd kill, myself and my QB
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>>75687969
>Green and Eifert hurt last season
>got sacked 41 times
>Dalton was 2nd in the league in QB rating in 2015, led his team to a better record than Cousins ever has

What? It sure sounds to me like you have no idea what you're talking about.
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Vote for the OFFICIAL broships ( top 3 non-contradictive ships will be counted )

http://poal.me/48ii3p
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>>75687945
Yeah then tell me why I'm Washington both years have been better than the Bengals under Gruden. I'll tell you why it's because Kirk is overall a better QB. Dalton isn't horrible but Kirk is just better not elite tier but definitely better than Dalton and I would still say Palmer since he's continued to regress.
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>>75688017
>Missing weapons 1 season excuses 5 seasons of average QB play

Face it Dalton has never played at the level Kirk Cousins has played.
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>>75688017
Not that guy, but it certainly seems like he's talking about Dalton's entire career rather than just last year. He's had AJ Green, had a great o-line, had great supplementary receivers with Green, had Eifert, and aside from a half year in 2015 been a very average QB. Cousins has done more than Dalton in his career easily.
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Prepare your fucking asshole.
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what the fuck
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>>75687840

Liberals:

"Hey now please dont"

Or liberal goes to cry to the Security guard like the Cu3Cks they are.

Me:

Break a beer bottle on his forehead before he even looks my way to start cursing me in ebonics, and get ready for sneak attacks from his negro thug friends. Use beer bottles and anything at hand. KO him with quck jab. Watch out for some nigga thug in his entourage breaking out a heater. Dont go to ground since too many thugs would jump in. Basically let out my inner Spartan warrior. And rejoice in battle.
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>>75688026
>Bengals under Gruden as OC went 9-7, 10-6, 11-5
>Redskins have gone 9-7, 8-7-1

Are you just making shit up or what?

>>75688046
when was Cousins ever 2nd in the league in QB rating? When did he ever lead a team to a 12-4 record?
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>>75688060
>Cousins has done more than Dalton in his career easily

That's just absolutely retarded.
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>>75688077
damn nigga this is the cringiest shit i've read in my entire life. is this some sort of /pol/ fanfiction?
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>>75688061
The bucs will have a top 3 offense in 2017, cap it.
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>>75688088
Offense faggot does Dalton play defense now?
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>>75688105
Name one thing Dalton has personally accomplished in his career that Cousins hasn't. Go on, I'm waiting.
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>>75688025
>Cowboys Eagles Giants
>7 votes

Waht
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>>75687875

>broship team fags
>basically triggered by the Patriots

Some of the MODS are liberal trannies, so that brofist broship appeals to their sensibilities.
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>>75688127
Bucs will blow out the patriots on Thursday night football. Cap it
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>>75688134
If any fan of these teams likes any of those other teams they should reevaluate their lives
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>>75688131
You said that Washington has been better than Cincinnati was during both Gruden years. That's false, as I pointed out

>>75688132
5 playoff berths in 6 seasons, 4 seasons out of 6 with more than 10 wins
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>sup anon, know any shit players I should trade-up for?
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>>75688181
>Name one thing Dalton has personally accomplished in his career
>all team accomplishments

Are you retarded?
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>>75688193
I got a wide receiver with no arms or legs or a head. He's just a torso. That okay with you?
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>>75688181
QB Play yes Gruden years in Washington were better than Bengals. Not overall record you fucking dingus we are talking about how Kirk has played better under Grudens scheme
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>>75688196

Leading a team to the playoffs isn't an accomplishment? If not, then what have either of them accomplished? Cousins hasn't won any awards, hasn't won any playoff games, and wasn't even good enough to beat out RGKnee or Colt fucking McCoy until a couple years ago
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>>75685401
>Seahawks-Panthers

>tfw knew Carolina would get BTFO in SB50 when they got shook by Seattle's near-comeback
>tfw Arizona is such shit they just rolled over in NFCCG and fooled Panthers into thinking their swag was back

I like Keuchely but he makes people underrate Bobby Wagner.
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>>75688216
>being one and done 5 times in the playoffs isn't an accomplishment?
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>>75688214
So one QB doing slightly better under a specific scheme that's more well suited for him makes him a better QB? Did you get dropped on the head as a child or were you just born retarded?
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>>75688240
Just keep him outta here, thank you
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>>75688216
"Leading" a team with a stacked defense to the playoffs isn't an accomplishment, yes. You're basically just lauding him for being a less shit Mark Sanchez at that point. The only year where the Bengals success was primarily due to Dalton was 2015, and even with him injured they had a better playoff performance than they ever had with him.

Cousins has statistically been a better QB than Dalton in the years he's been a starter, and he's had a much worse defense and a crappier running game. Seems like the only thing Dalton has over him is the fortune to be on a better team for a while.
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>>75688132

>Dalton is one of six quarterbacks in NFL history to have thrown for over 3,000 yards in each of his first three seasons

>also one of only five quarterbacks to have passed for at least 20 touchdowns in each of his first three seasons, joining Manning, Luck, Wilson, and Dan Marino

>Dalton is the only quarterback to lead the Cincinnati Bengals to four consecutive playoff berths, and one of five quarterbacks to lead his team to the playoffs in each of his first four seasons

>He is also the Bengals franchise record holder for passing yards and touchdowns in a season.
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>>75687774

see>>75687852
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>>75688277
>the Bengals

>"stacked defense"

Pick one senpai

>m-m-muh stats in an offense that only ever throws

lmao, dude, this is pathetic
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>>75688239
If you think top 5 QB play is slightly better than you are retarded. Kirk cousins is just overall a better QB get over it. Bengals team is still in a better position for the owl feel better now?
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>>75688306
>top 5 qb play
>kirk cousins

Okay, I fell for the bait. You got me.
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My team's QB > your team's QB
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>The Lions are reportedly bringing in Mount Union manlet running back Bradley Mitchell for a tryout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=netexSFJv80
MANLET UPRISING NOW! GAS THE TALL!
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>>75688278
>3k yards in the current passing era
>20 TDs in the current passing era
>good

also
>franchise records
fucking kek

the playoff berths would be impressive, if he didn't shit the bed every time they got there.
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>>75687917
I would commit soduku for the sake of the best qb to ever throw a ball
>>
>>75688338
if it's so easy, why hasn't kirk done it? Oh, and how'd kirk do in his only ever playoff start senpai?
>>
>>75688108

>Karate Kid

Nigga, I almost KO a kid in 7th grade in my first fight, literally using only shit I had seen in Jean Claude movies.

Thats before I got my UFC, Krav Maga, and freak on.

Most people( most liberals) dont even know how to fight. Just a few months in a boxing Gym and you are better off than 90% of the general population. And almost all ghetto negro thugs or muslims are cowards one on one. Thats why they only attack in packs, with a Glock, or on women half their weight.
>>
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>Offensive Linemen will defend this
>>
>>75688372
>best QB ever
>only one Lombardi
lmaoing at you.
>>
https://youtu.be/A0d5vO6a97A?t=13
>>
>>75688394
That's pretty good
>>
>>75688397
>Dan Marino is worse than Trent Dilfer
>>
>>75688415
Tom Brady is a vastly better QB that A.A. Ron will ever be.
>>
Are the rumors about Aaron Rodgers true?
>>
>>75688424
It's true. He has no dick.
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>>75688397
hes got like 7 years left bro
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>>75688434
You can never say that. All it takes is one snapped leg on a sack.
>>
http://poal.me/48ii3p
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>getting a QB in UDFA far better than any QB drafted

lelling at your lives fampais
>>
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apologize for all those times you called him a bust
>>
>>75688610
Liufau was born with glass bones and paper skin. He can't stay healthy for a full season.

t. Colorado fan
>>
>>75688625
i dont even know who that is
>>
>>75688631
Good thing he's a backup
>>
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>>75688641
apologize for not knowing who that is
>>
>>75688674
no
>>
>>75688674
I'm sorry Jaylen Ramsey is a better corner than you.
>>
>>75688683
Jalen Ramsey is on the jags which is itself a -100 stat debuff
>>
>>75688681
fuck you faggot

you'll regret this

>>75688683
i'm sorry you're retarded too because ramsey isn't half the corner that vern is
>>
Steve Smith, Shayne Graham, Mike Vick, Andre Johnson, Robert Mathis, Tony Romo, Demarcus Ware, Josh Scobee Chris Chester, Chad Greenway, Roddy White, Stephen Tulloch, AJ Hawk, Doug Free, Arian Foster, Pat McAfee, Kory Lichtensteiger, James Laurinaitis, Terrance Knighton, Jerraud Powers, Joe Reitz, Jordan Cameron, Zach Orr, and now Justin Forsett all go to the retirement home this season

Just waiting on you Wilfork.
>>
>>75688715
no bitch, fuck YOU suck my fat throbbing cock motha fucka
>>
>>75688773
you put that disgusting thing near me and i swear to christ almighty i'll cut it clean off you hear me you faggot bitch
>>
>>75688331
He got moves, but at 5' 5" 170 I doubt he makes it. Maybe as a return man
>>
>>75688796
you won't be able to move once i jam it down your sissy ass throat you cockmongling scrotum muncher. i've forced my dinodick down the throats of mice more fearsome than you
>>
i am the apex predator. i am stronger than all of you
>>
What's the barometer for "medicore QB" in the NFL right now?

Dalton?

Like real middle of the bunch or slightly below?
>>
i think the browns might win the super bowl this year
>>
>>75688796
lel what a faggio
>>
>>75688828
which is why i'll be slicing it off well before it goes down my throat you fucking bitch hope you're ready to embrace faggot-queer life
>>
Name 3 great running backs taller than 6'1
>>
>>75688864
Alex Smith
>>
>>75688961
Jim Brown
Oj Simpson
Eric Dickerson
>>
>>75688864
Osweiler/Kaep as mediocre. The benchmark would be Eli Manning or Sam Bradford. Dalton had 1 healthy receiver all year, when Eifert came back AJ Green died.
>>
>>75688950
i'm black, you can't win
>>
>>75688993
i'm black too faggot
>>
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sure is cringe-worthy in here all the sudden
>>
>>75689007
>>75688993

nigger general?
>>
>>75689007
i was black first nigga. fite me bitch
>>
>>75688864
Flacco
>>
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>>75689048
Flacco is elite.
>>
>>75689007
>>75688993

white man here, everyone settle down
>>
>>75689071
If he's so elite why haven't the Ravens had winning seasons in YEARS?
>>
>>75689079
cos dey wun da ow
>>
>>75689048
is going to lose to the Raiders for the 3rd time in 3 years
>>
>>75689043
if we fight, i will win and you will lose

you still wanna fight me fucking faggot???
>>
>>75689079
management failing to draft an offense
>>
>>75689106
actually, no, you will lose. i am right, you are wrong.
pic related
>you
>>
>>75689130
that settles it you had your chance now i'm going to beat some sense into you since daddy clearly wasn't around to do it himself
>>
>>75689153
you are in for a surprise boi. i'm gonna fuck you up so bad and then choke you with my elephant cock of justice
>>
>>75683575
/nba/ is down the hall and to the left gaylord
>>
>>75689130
Why do you have that webm saved?
>>
>>75689207
to tell the other "nigger" what a little bitch he is
>>
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>Tfw Mahomes is the next Brett Favre
>Tfw Smeth will lead Kansas City to their first consecutive division titles

New chiefs image.
>>
>>75689207
why don't you faggot
>>
>>75689207
because he's clearly a closet faggot hence why he's so obsessed with talking about his dick and making other men suck it
>>
>>75689219
That's pretty gay my man.
>>
>>75689246
not as gay as you pal
>>
>>75689130
>tfw we all did this in highschool showers after friday night games
>>
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>>75689232
What are your expectations for season opener against pats?
>>
>>75689257
it's at least 5 times as gay as he is
>>
>>75689276
i know for absolute fact that guy is a phallic worshiping bitch boy
>>
>>75689270
who is this braphog?
>>
>>75689298
which is still not as gay as you
>>
>>75689315
yeah, it's at least 5 times gayer than that
>>
I would throw hands with any of you mother fuckers
>>
>>75689359
bring it on fatfuck

Meet me some-mothafuckin-where
>>
>>75689349
phallic-worship isn't even 10% as gay as you faggot
>>
>>75689359
just fight the angry mexicans outside of home depot
>>
>>75689380
yeah, it's at least 10% gayER
lel fuck u bitch i win
>>
>>75689396
what you just posted is at least 10 times gayer than phallic worship
>>
>>75689432
yeah but not as gay as that guy, or you
>>
>Reporter(Adam Rossow) was editing his shit package at the Combine
>Hears two old dudes talking about new athletic QBs
>Its Dom Capers and Dick Lebeau
>Reporter eavesdrops on them like a scum-lowlife he is
>They start talking about one QB in particular
>Gushing over him for 5 minutes back and forth
>that QB is Marcus Mariota

All this hype is gonna end in soul crushing disappointment, I've been here before.
>>
>>75689379
Back the fuck up before you catch these fucking hands. Im not fucking fat
>>
>>75689465
>no u
100 times gayer than phallic worship
>>
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>>75689473
As a Raiders fan I think Mariota is legit and the Titans are definitely on that come up
>>
>>75689490
if i catch your hands does that mean we'll be holding hands :3
>>
>>75689517
Carr&Mariota Fibrolas for life
>>
>>75689473
>>75689517
Shit skins never work out at qb. Name one who has


>protip: you cant
>>
>>75689517
also holy shit that blitz sequence was some benny hill shit hahahaha all FOUR titans missed him
>>
>>75689492
i saw you being gay. you are the gayest being alive
>>
>>75689587
what do you define as "working out"?
>>
>>75689599
I love that Penn (72) just falls on the 2 first titans that missed
>>
>>75689608
5 owl wins
>>
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>>75689587
you got a point
>>
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he's so graceful
>>
1. Cody Kessler
2. Kessler, Cody
3. GOATy Kessler
4. QB Browns
5. Cody
6. Kessler
7. Deshone Kizer
8. Brock Oseweiler
9. Kevin Hogan
10. Tim Couch
>>
Serious question guys. Got a kiss form my gf a little bit ago, and it tasted just like fucking cum. She said it must be the soy sauce from the asian food she had at lunch. Is sky sauce really that salty?
>>
>>75689706
Your gf is most def cheating but have you really never had soy sauce?
>>
>>75689706
How do you know what cum tastes like?
>>
>>75689706
cum in her mouth and have her snowball you

you gotta be sure man
>>
>>75689706
>knowing what cum tastes like
yeah I understand why she'd cheat
>>
>>75689724
is that what you do?? that's pretty fucking gay bro
>>
>>75689718
Nah. Not a big fan of asian food...

>>75689723
>>75689735
Have you never tasted your own cum?

>>75689724
Snow balling is kinda gross desu.
>>
>>75683414
Reminder, Myles Garrett will be ending Big Ben's whole carur week 1.
>>
>>75689776
I dont think it counts as snowballing when I eat it from my hand
>>
>>75689843
It'll be nice to see Ben getting raped instead of doing the raping
>>
>>75683418
Nah.

1. Brady
2. Rodgers
3. Brees
4. Newton
5. Roethlisberger
6. Wilson
7. Luck
8. Ryan
9. Rivers
10. Palmer
>>
>>75688449
the entire nfl could have a simultaneous heart attack
>>
>>75683721
They destroyed /nba/

We don't want that cancer here.
>>
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>>75689314
Whoever this is
>>
>>75690150
What do you think it smells like?
>>
>>75690252
Daddy's shame
>>
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>>75688218
>Getting gangraped twice by the NFC South on purpose

See you at the playoffs next year lad
>>
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How did your team do?

Chidobe is severely underrated and I think he'll do well as a press corner in the NFL and isn't just a zone corner.
>>
>>75690379
Kevin King is fast and tall but he's a skinny fuck. How does he have the best SPARQ?
>>
Is Romo even good enough to be a pro golfer?

http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/news/tony-romo-2017-us-open-qualifying-aledo-texas-dallas-cowboys-cbs/fq9kp55023yy1wwp7ql6acm4l
>>
>>75690422
They say when you put your dick in a male the first time you feel a slight burn. It's your soul being burnt by the fire in hell.
>>
>>75689270
>>75689314
>>75690150

She is from Alaska. Only dates non- liberal Men.

Meaning most of you liberal trannies and Cu3CKs are out.

If you think 2nd Amendment or border security is bad you might as well go back to looking at traps, and being a Seahawks, Falcons, or 49ers fan.
>>
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>>75690336

"Tom Brady has the easiest route... put his ass in our division and see what he does!!!" - Earl Thomas, 2017

Seattle vs NFC West 2017: 3-2-1
New England vs NFC West 2017: 3-1
>>
>>75690379
Well, the Texans drafted Treston Decoud (out of Oregon State), and he isn't on this chart, so I dunno. Plus I think they drafted him to be a safety.

I watched a little film on him, though, and he looks like he has some potential. Seems to be a decent tackler at least.
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>>75687816
>>
>>75690651
>put his ass in our division

he would be better battle tested & have an easier path through the playoffs.tell me I'm wrong
>>
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>I'm just blessed man comin' from da selm wahd man just raisin my dawtah man Nawlins man comin hurr repersennin the Jagwahs man coach Marrown man ready to man get on the man soo si squaw man
>>
>>75683671
Spray paint it gold and send it to me, senpai. I'll trade you my Graham jersey.
>>
>Here's more proof that the 2016 season was a superb one for rookies:Ezekiel ElliottandDak Prescotttopped NFL player merchandise and product sales.

>TheDallas Cowboysrunning back who led the league in rushing and the quarterback who was the Offensive Rookie of the Year represent the first time two rookies led the list compiled by the NFL Players Association.

>The list is based on total sales of officially licensed NFL player merchandise, tracking year-end results from March 1, 2016, through Feb. 28, 2017.

>Brady, the Super Bowl MVP, was third on the list after holding the top spot for much of the measuring period. He was followed by Bryant and Beckham Jr.

>Brady vinyl figures were the most popular among those items, and he also led in plush dolls, player-identified kids T-shirts and jerseys.

>Another rookie, Eagles quarterbackCarson Wentzwas seventh overall but tops in bobblehead sales.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/19301052/dallas-cowboys-rookies-ezekiel-elliott-dak-prescott-top-nfl-player-merchandising
>>
>>75691677
Why is Brady so popular with kids?
>>
>>75691715
Kids don't know what an asterisk is until high school.
>>
Do you think Aaron Rodgers is at least bisexual
>>
>>75691677
Based Dak and Zeke cucking Brady.

Also why is Wentz bobble heads so popular?
>>
>>75683418
Top 10 QBs

1. Brady
2. Rodgers
3. Brees
4. Roethlisberger
5. Romo
6. Rivers
7. Ryan
8. Manning
9. Palmer
10. Dalton
>>
>>75691865
Wentz has a punchable face.
>>
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what player on your team is /ourguy/?

relatively speaking, of course.
>>
>>75691869
Wait fixing

Top 10 QBs

1. Brady
2. Rodgers
3. Brees
4. Roethlisberger
5. Romo
6. Rivers
7. Ryan
8. Manning
9. Wilson
10. Palmer
>>
>>75683766
>Brees is borderline HOF
Fuck you faggot
>>
>>75692009
>manning in the list
I thought you were a dirty tripfag, but you're not too bad family.
>>
>>75688383
wow dude youre so cool
>>
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>mfw Rico gets the backup TE spot this year

2016 will go down as the greatest draft class ever.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Marcus_Mosher/status/859545051109744641
>>
>Yahoo! Sports' Charles Robinson reports 49ers first-round ILB Reuben Foster was "medically rejected" by some teams due to concerns with his shoulder.

>It falls in line with what The Ringer's Mike Lombardi and USA Today's Tom Pelissero have reported in the days since the draft. ESPN's Adam Schefter added to it Wednesday, saying some believe Foster's surgically-repaired shoulder may give out at any moment, while others don't even believe the first surgery fixed the issue. Foster reportedly has problems with his labrum and rotator cuff, possibly in both shoulders. The 49ers felt comfortable enough to trade up for him.

>may give out at any moment
JUST
>>
https://youtu.be/x45fEL3ITQA

Finally.

Us Eagles fans can finally rejoice!
>>
>>75692606
I knew his shoulders were worse than first reported.

He fell for a damn reason and it wasn't his behavior because other guys did worse and still got drafted this year.
>>
>>75692653
What possesses a man to make such a video?
>>
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>>75692653
Good for him honestly.
>>
>>75692653
I don't think there's a more disgusting human being on YouTube than this guy.
>>
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>>75692606
kek
>>
>>75692676
He makes money talking about jerking off and and bitching about the Eagles being shit. He's doing something right I guess.
>>
>>75692241

Not at all my friend. I'm just not a tranny, liberal, or conditioned CU3CKed by Jew California interracial porn like most liberal Western men.

So it just seems im super cool to you.
>>
>>75692653
EDP is such an underrated staple of /sp/ culture considering that he still puts out new OC in almost real time
>>
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>>75693119
>>75693146
Semi related.
>>
>>75693291
So they drafted a bust? Congrats on your slow as fuck CB that regressed in his last season.
>>
>>75692606

Just Duct-tape him like they used to do to Joe Namaths knees.
>>
>>75693457
>falling for the combine matters meme
Go to sleep Mel.
>>
>>75686673

>I'm sorry, but did the Chargers already lose?
>>
What do you guys think about the Cards draft this year?
>>
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Objective top 10 for non-meme-tipping trilby gentlegnats

1. Losman
2. McCarron
3. McCown
4. McDowd
5. Gannon
6. Bortles
7. Losman
8. Bishop
9. Davey
10.
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quick reminder that the Seacocks killed Gronk and Romo last season.
>>
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>>75693896

Right on, friend!
>>
>>75688674
Is that Hargreaves?
Man had 1 pick last year on a tipped pass if I'm correct. Brings energy to the defense from what I've seen, but Ramsey is better.
>>
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Opinions on Eli's jersey thing... go:
Hard mode: Use words that have a max of 3 letters.
>>
>>75689232
Why are Chiefs fans so delusional?
They say the same shit every year and it always blows up in their face when they either lose in the first round of the playoffs of go one and done. It's sad.
>>
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>>75693896
*tips fedora*
>>
>>75694339
Eli is not bad
>>
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>>75693917
>>
>>75694339

Lib Psy Ops
>>
>>75694339
If Goodell doesn't put the hammer down on him it only highlights Roger as hypocritical douchebag commissioner and he should resign.

defrauding fans is "conduct detrimental to the shield"

Nothing will probably happen though, Jints don't get in trouble unless they go shit gets public like Josh Brown, then they get a strongly worded memo and it makes Mara cry.
>>
>>75694339
>man wins walter peyton award for all the charity work and donations he does
>forgoes half a million dollars to a hospital when he saw they were failing although he did lots of advertising for them
But yah totally, he's trying to pull a fast one and steal money :^)
>>
1. Rodgers
2. Brady
3. Brees
4. Ryan
5. Luck
6. Carr
7. Ben
8. Rivers
9. Wilson
10. Stafford
11. Cousins
>>
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>>75683259
There is no other team more stacked than New England at this early stage of the 2017-18 campaign.
No other.
Fite me bitch.
>>
>>75685819
>Brady is like 40. If we're taking about next season's rankings, he could easily be out of top-10. Age hits fast
You said this 5 years ago bro.
>>
>>75692151
If he wasn't such an autistic interception machine he would be Top 5. He has also had plenty of seasons (lately also) which sometimes have him out of my Top 10. Romo is also only in there ATM because I am confident he plays for another team within a year maybe even within the season. And whatever team he goes to is an instant playoff contender, or if they were already that, a SB contender.
>>
>>75694427
he's awful.
>>
What is it like to watch your girlfriend have sex with another man?

Also what is it like to watch your team win a super bowl?
>>
new
>>75695518
>>75695518>>75695518
>>75695518

NEW
EW
W
>>
499
>>
500
>>
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>>75695671
>>
>>75683418

Prescott @ 4
Romo @ 5

Push everyone else down 2 spots.
Oh, and kys.
>>
>>75683418
Athletically sure.
Brady has even admitted that he's nowhere near the best QB athelete.
But NOBODY will ever match his career and that's what counts. Call him a systembabby, call him whatever you want. It doesn't change the facts.
>>
>>75697221
Why is it that every other sports thread understands this but not /nfl/?
>>
>>75691793
probably
A lot of celebrities are bi, a lot of musicians
>>
>>75685297
>RB class was weak as fuck this draft

Disagree. Not a bad class this year. Starting caliber backs were going in the 3rd and 4th
>>
>>75689048
Truth. The most medium of the average.
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