/f1/ - Formula 1 General

Alonso Indy test in 2 hours

Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXh9uxthFnk

>>75679021
i really want to see alonso win this shit

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#KeepFightingMichael

Is Haas /ourguys/?

Was Alonso testing yesterday? I watched a few minutes of it here and there but there wasn't much happening. Still glad Indy is based enough to stream their tests for free though.

Also, early thread but good thread nonetheless.

>>75679015
Toothpastes BTFO never to recover

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Lurking in the shadows, Creepin in the cracks

You would be ever so wise, to never blur your eyes...

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>>75679084
hagelslag helps recover all injuries, even fatal ones.

What are you even suppose to root for in this fest of "first four laps determine the winner" shitfest? The drivers? The engineers? The pitstop crew?

Most pathetic category of motorsporting, no doubt.

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10th for Kimi wins

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>>75679139

>>75679139

Bernie.

>put Sochi on the calendar
>pushed for the aero regs to be changed

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>>75679114
>hagelslag

Vla is based tho

>>75679148
If I wanted to root for corruption, I'd start following latin american presidents instead of this sPOOrt

>>75679173
>root for

t. American

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>>75679085

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>>75679139
I watch F1 because it's the only soap opera I can enjoy.

>>75679139
gimi

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>>75679139
I'm just here for the ebin memes.

>>75679173

Or you'd watch soccer, the most corrupt organized sport on the planet...

>>75679173
>Australian saying root

We use the word 'barrack', remember that chink contrarian?

>>75679187
That's not how you spell boxing

https://youtu.be/A-PL7jrLbFo
get hype for lelonso DNF

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Hoping to have a better pic of Alonso's 500 livery soon.

>>75679189
>remember that chink contrarian?

Did I miss something?

>>75679204

>he thinks one of the Australians is a """""contrarian"""""
>one of the Australians said they were Asian
>he's a one nation voter, so he assumes the Asian must be the contrarian boogeyman

>>75679200
dublerinos confirm the obvious

>Alonso fastest in all FP Sessions
>Takes pole
>Leads every lap
>Leads 499 miles
>Honda is kill with half a lap to go

Chances?

>>75679053
He's testing this morning at indianapolis starting in about an hour. The IndyCar series regulars were testing last night somewhere else.

>>75679184
I still don't get why they had an extra E. Those absolute chink madmen, will we ever understand?

>>75679220
https://youtu.be/Of-FuBD_2jA
This will happen to nando just watch

Was there no way Alonso could be #14 instead of this #29 tomfoolery?

>>75679225
Oh, it's a private test for himself?
>>75679239
I remember the year Sato nearly won it. God, I'm the most autistic sports fan outside of Finland and never react to anything, but that day I was screaming "TAKUMA NO!" at my PC.

>>75679250
There's no way he could be #14 because that's a historical(and present) AJ Foyt number.

>>75679189
what

>>75679250
14 is taken m8.

>>75679201
Holy shit this is real. Looks way batter than the Marussia livery they have for F1.

>>75679239
>save fuel
>save fuel
>save fuel

jeez how exciting

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>>75679201
Here la.

>>75679299
I like it. It looks good.

Only way it could have possibly been more retro is if the number was in a massive white circle

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>>75679299
Thanks.

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>>75679299
>>75679319
FAT
A
T

>>75679299
Classic

>>75679251
There are some protocols he has to get caught up on before he can be on track with the other more experienced Indy drivers, and I believe he is the only true "rookie" entering the race this year

>>75679299
>>75679319
good on Americans for still living in a backwards country, I really like the old school look of those cars

>>75679269
Fuel strategy is exciting, maybe not indicative of the best driver, but it is exciting and very risky, just like tire strategy

>>75679356
just look casual nando

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>>75679352
Next year will be far better.

>>75679299
this livery looks waaaaay better that the orange/black F1 car livery

>>75679299
looks like a tangerine

>>75679396
tasty

>>75679382

I wonder what's the usage of the lcd screen on the top intake

>>75679396
It's meant to be a papaya.
>>75679415
It displays track position, pit stop time, and is push-to-pass (like a straight version of KERS) is being used.

>>75679441

Thanks lad, I guess in oval racing is pretty useful for track position

less than half an hour now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXh9uxthFnk

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*blocks your pit entry*

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>https://www.reddit.com/user/kimiquokka/gilded/
How come /f1/ doesn't have any good posters like Reddit does?

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>tfw when engine blows

>>75679507
but we do looking at the amount of people that say that Kimi is still good

>>75679492
Is that what Alonso's helmet would have looked like all these years if he was free to choose himself?
If so, fuck all those sponsor/team obligations in F1.

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>>75679507
>reddit
>good

fuck off son, your kind aren't welcome here

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>>75679507
I try as hard as I can

Do you think OW cars would be significantly faster than today if their governing bodies had let all ideas on the table(with the exception of mandated 4 wheels).
Would we have reached the point and speeds where drivers had to have fighter jet style oxygen masks?

I remember thinking back in the 90's that it would be the direction racing would be headed eventually.

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>>75679299
I thought Indy was open wheel?

>>75678437
First world on suicide watch

>>75679514
probably not

ALO's helmets have always been Asturias sky blue and the spanish flag, which tends to look terrible together.

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Is it normal for a now-multi-millionaire to still go on vacation with his family?

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>>75679626
most of the things he does with his family are not normal...

>>75679626
It should be.
If nothing else to set an example for the populace to follow.
The family unit is an important backbone of the west and Critical Theory has been trying to break it since post WW2.

>>75679507

We have 3 paragraph finn, I like him.

>>75679626
my eyes

kill all old people

>>75679201
>>75679299
>>75679319
>Mclaren Indycar gets the livery that everyone has wanted on their F1 car for ages

wew the triggering continues

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>>75679021

Stream is go

How many laps till Alonso crashes?

Alonso's test is live, looks like a conference now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXh9uxthFnk

>inb4 Marco manages to dump the car on the shakedown laps

Also we are basically gonna become /indy/ for a few hours

>>75679626
It should be normal in a nondegenerate society.

+1 for him

>the last time Alonso was at this track he threw a tantrum at McLaren for not telling his rookie teammate to let him pass

>>75679674
/indy/ with refined taste in drivers.

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>Americans found a way to make me watch indycar

>mfw

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He's going to die, isn't he lads

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100 degrees air temperature, wew.

What sim are they running

"Fernando is in for a pleasurable experience."
T. Mario Andretti

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>Alonso using the simulator to learn the complex track layout

>>75679703
Looks like shit whatever it is, but it's probably very good.

>that Alan Jones story
Why are Aussie racing drivers such betas?

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>>75679712

>being an alpha
>needing some to wipe your bumbum for you
pick one

>ads on a youtube stream

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Will Alonso put an Indy track map in the cockpit just as he did in the past?

>tfw Robin Miller sold out an is an IndyCar shill now

He used to be their biggest critic ;_;

>alonso watched entire race from onboard
damn he is bored

FUHNAYNDO UHLAWNZO

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Zak Brown spotted

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So will he bin it during practice?

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caption this

>>75679734
He has lightened the criticism since reunification.
He doesn't work for IMS or Indycar so he has the ability to criticize(he certainly still does), but he just hasn't had to as much lately.

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So when's it actually starting?

>>75679754
>You know I'm still leaving right?

>>75679754
"what do you mean Alex Rossi won this?"

>>75679724
Pull tab to eject 2010 and 2012 world championships

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>managed by Willi Weber just like Schumacher Brothers.
>had all the same sponsors as Michael
>touted as the next Schumacher
>won German karting championship twice and was 2nd once
>won German Formula BMW on his first year
>dominated A1 Grand Prix and pretty much won it for Germany alone
>was 3rd in F3 Euro and won F3 Masters on his first year
>dominated F3 Euro and was 2nd behind Bianchi in F3 Masters on his second year
>dominated GP2 on his first year
>graduated to F1 with Williams and got his first pole on his first year

What went wrong?

>>75679766
kek

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>>75679754

A few of these bad boys and you'll look just like me.

>>75679767
jej

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Old cunt needs to stop skipping forearm day.

good morning lads

>>75679774
Bit of sauce on that bad boy & we're talking

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>>75679754
>You did nota leta the Japs builda this Honda, right?

>>75679771
Competitive car wasn't available as he joined in the age of ubercarbabbies.
Bianchi would have been the same.

>>75679765

They're stalling since its cold today

>>75679783

Hello my white friend.

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>Hey Fernando, I'm ready for the big day!

>>75679787
He's not Italian, Yaseen

>>75679771
Williams getting rid of him after 2010. He would have won at least one race and gotten some podiums in 2012.
Then being teammates with Perez who probably is very good as well and is JUSTing his career quite a bit also.
Renault might become a very good car though in the future so it's not over yet.

One of those 12,943 views is Alonso

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rabh7rJELAQ

>>75679724
No need in Indy. Those maps are there only so they know what their engineers mean when they say "in corner 5 blah blah blah..."

Sick helmet

https://www.instagram.com/p/BToWz1MFkU1/

>>75679774
Kek
Incredible how the tenderloin is a meme in its own right.
Do you think Robin Miller will try to feed Alonso the stuff he tried to feed Adrian Fernandez(and others).

>>75679790
Bianchi would have gotten the Ferrari drive after Kimi's second shitter season in 2015, or in 2018.

>>75679808
Exactly. He was supposed to be Frances new wonderkid.

I wish I was a Texan. Is it hard to just move there and buy a farm?

If you had to choose: Would you rather be Gerhard Berger or Damon Hill?

I think even though Gerhard Berger has never won a championship, his net worth is probably ten times higher than Damon Hill's.

How did he do it?

>>75679820
You'd need a sturdy dinghy to make it that far friend

>>75679822
>his net worth is probably ten times higher than Damon Hill's
hardly

>>75679822
I would rather be Damon Hill because he still has a full head of hair (or at least a very convincing hair piece)

>>75679799
>His bank account received 29000€ while he was watching this

Is Andretti embarrassed for his beta son or do you think he's happy he at least has a job.

>>75679820
Move to Missouri and buy some land.
We enjoy all the rights Texas does, we are primarily German in descent as the Midwest is where most German Immigrants ended up, and you don't have a huge population of 1st(illegal), 2nd, and 3rd generation Mexicans living near.

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>Championberg leaves
>Wehrlein doesn't get seat
>Bottas leaves Williams
>Di Resta doesn't get seat
>Alonso skips a race
>Gio doesn't get seat
whats the point of being reserve driver these days?

>>75679822
>his net worth is probably ten times higher than Damon Hill's

where did you get this?

>>75679799
Seriously what you gain from watching more than 10 minutes? It's not like F1 doesn't have long left turns or anything. He probably told his gf to give him a bj while he did.

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>>75679822
>wanting Hill genes

SHOW US MARCO RUNNING REEEEEE

This is fucking dragging
I want to see cars.

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>>75679837

>be me
>getting old
>everyone I have known for years is going bald
>still have full head of hair
>tfw

>>75679863
ok thanks

'Loose is good'

Is that noise of car in the background a car on the track. Actually running, but instead of showing it, they're fucking just showing chit chat.

>>75679882
>a downy
wew
feel a bit sorry for him and for trashing him all these years now

>>75679858
Embarrassed, sure.
Marco needed more time in the development series and should have been racing anything he could get his hands on.
Driving for his family has demoralized him so badly, there were things said that should not have been said in any family.
He needed to develop away from his father and grandfather. The foreign jr formulas would have been a good start.

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>>75679889
>be me
>getting old
>everyone I have known for years still has head full of hair, as do I
>tfw me and all my peers are genetically superior to all the plebs

>>75679871
I just guessed it. Think about it: Berger spent almost his whole carreer in a top team. Damon Hill on the other hand, won his championship still having a "rookie-like" contract. He probably had a decent salary at Arrows in 1997 but that's about it I guess.

>>75679858
>>75679906
forgot, the beta was Michael
Marco is his grandson
don't know much about that one

>>75679882
>Hill genes
>Only good at flying into hills

>>75679903
yea coulda been trashing his tard son

Who do americans cheer for in Indy? Teams/drivers from their state/city or arbitrary pick one at some point?

how do I hide the chat on the new youtube streaming page?

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>>75679882

>>75679930
you don't

you post information about the drivers penis sizes

>>75679867
>Gio doesn't get seat
Gio isn't McLaren's reserve driver you dip, Jenson is

>>75679930
click on 'CHAT AUSBLENDEN'
;^)

that car looks way better on video than the press photos, that shit is giving me a chub

>>75679916
Marco has had a poor career.
Worse than his father and grandfather.
Our posts were still accurate.
>>75679923
Indy is a very international grid, I generally root for Americans unless they're assholes.
I like Josef Newgarden a fair bit.

>>75679923
American Drivers

The people sat in front of me last year were piss drunk and flipped out when the feregner Alex Rossi won

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>>75679908

>be me
>be not Dutch
>mfw

>>75679930
>Open in a new tab
>Minimize tab

Why do people rate Le Mans 24h, Indy 500 and Monaco GP so highly?
A lot of shitters won those races.
>Jani
>Rossi
>Panis

>>75679910
well berger was the No2 driver most of the time, probably there was some differences in the salaries his teammates got.

also think about the publicity and the post/racing money opportunities they had. Not saying that Berger isn't well known but Damon's appeareances are probably more expensive since he has that World Champion flair to it.

But you make a good point, though

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>>75679953

>>75679961
the only races normies have heard off

>>75679923
been a penske fan since my dad was and i root for helio since he's been there the longest, but as long as a driver isn't a massive cunt they will have american fans. But mainly people like marco andretti, even though he sucks. similar to dale jr in nascar

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I hope Fernando's road course instincts kick in, and he winds in a bit of opposite lock when the rear gets loose.

:^)

>>75679961
They're very good to watch

>>75679972
I was just about mention this but I don't want that.

>>75679972
Where was he after the crash was over?

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Lads the session is off. Dog on track. No-one wants to approach him

>>75679972
Why did this happen?

>>75679961
Le Mans is important.
Indy is special.
Monaco is who cares.

>>75679973
>They're very good to watch

>Monaco
>Good to watch

lel

>>75679953
>>75679950
>>75679969

I thought it was a 95% american business desu, thanks

>>75679961
DO NOT CALL PANIS THAT! REEEEE!

>>75679988
heaven

>>75679988
Bit landed in someones drink. Ruined their day desu

>>75679961
It happens.
Some get lucky, some have awesome cars underneath them, Some have excellent engineers and strategists.
Racing really is a team sport and it's very difficult to put everything together sometimes.

>>75679988
Not really anywhere

>"While rushing to the car, I noticed small splotches of a peculiar gray substance marking a trail on the asphalt leading up to the driver. When I reached the car, I was shocked to see that Smiley's helmet was gone, along with the top of his skull. He had essentially been scalped by the debris fence. The material on the race track was most of his brain. His helmet, due to massive centrifugal force, was literally pulled from his head on impact...I rode to the care center with the body. On the way in I performed a cursory examination and realized that nearly every bone in his body was shattered. He had a gaping wound in his side that looked as if he had been attacked by a large shark. I had never seen such trauma."

>>75679972
At least he hit the ejector seat before it went up in flames.

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>>75679922

>>75679998
I was kinda ignoring Monaco, but it's at least okay for the spectacle.

>>75679996
Monaco is at the very least one hell of a party(for the wealthy) even if Qualifying is more interesting to watch than the race.

>>75679972
Smiley says:
When you veer, never steer.

>>75680000
Checked.

>>75679139

the rain

don't remind Alonso of that race

>Didn't mention Schumi
Dumb yank cunt

>People who have won more than Alonso
>Doesn't even mention Schumi

>Elaine Proast

Did they just not mention Schumacher?

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Will Indycars ever look so good again?

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>>75680007

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>Elaine Prost
>Not mentioning Shoemaker
Fucking americans.

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>>75680041

nope

>>75680034
They don't talk about vegetables in the US of A

>>75680041

FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS!!!!!
Do they think we're made of money?

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>>75680007
I meant more which of the parts of the car.

nice read tho

https://twitter.com/McLarenF1/status/859762633649639425

>tfw you can tell Jenson is a bit pensive because of Wilson and Wheldon's deaths

He said he would never do IndyCar because of the lack of safety.

>>75680041
Yes?
>>75679382

shoemaker was a ferraribabby

>comment section still angry about the schumi snub

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This is a trackside marshal's account of Cevert's crash or more specifically, the aftermath:

>Here, then, is what I was able to note immediately after the decapitation: the eyelids and lips of François worked in irregularly rhythmic contractions for about five or six seconds. This phenomenon has been remarked by all those finding themselves in the same conditions as myself for observing what happens after the severing of the neck ...

>I waited for several seconds. The spasmodic movements ceased. [...] It was then that I called in a strong, sharp voice: "François!" I saw the eyelids slowly lift up, without any spasmodic contractions – I insist advisedly on this peculiarity – but with an even movement, quite distinct and normal, such as happens in everyday life, with people awakened or torn from their thoughts.

>Next François' eyes very definitely fixed themselves on mine and the pupils focused themselves. I was not, then, dealing with the sort of vague dull look without any expression, that can be observed any day in dying people to whom one speaks: I was dealing with undeniably living eyes which were looking at me. After several seconds, the eyelids closed again [...].

>It was at that point that I called out again and, once more, without any spasm, slowly, the eyelids lifted and undeniably living eyes fixed themselves on mine with perhaps even more penetration than the first time. Then there was a further closing of the eyelids, but now less complete. I attempted the effect of a third call; there was no further movement – and the eyes took on the glazed look which they have in the dead.

>>75680061
*wins WDC with fashion company car*

>>75680063
>tfw Cevert died
His eyes still get me.

>>75680056
>Wilson
The same thing could have happened in F1, in fact it has. All that would have needed to happen was for a bit heavier wing to hit someone's helmet and put them into a coma.
Wilson was a freak accident and it still sucks we lost him.

Why does he think F1 and Indycar will be implementing some kind of cockpit protection, whether shield, halo, or aeroscreen?

>>75679507
I don't care about the leddit poster. My benis senses are tingling. That face pretty, but still is way too masculine.

>>75680063
>I attempted the effect of a third call
Why is the whole text written with such autistic phrases?

>>75680061

>Implying he didn't won with Benetton
>Implying he didn't basically built the Ferrari as he liked by telling engineers what to do

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>>75680087
probably this guy writing it

>>75680075
Remember how he was pushing for the halo, even though his career was ending. What a dickhead

Hearing Americans say 'Grand Prix' is triggering

>>75680051
he's with the middle bit with the wheel, if you look closely in the video you can see his body flip upright for a second

>>75680063
Oh no, not this again

>>75680099
just imagine hearing Fernando Alonso wrong all the fucking time

>>75680075
I doubt he is really thinking much. He was close to Wilson and Wheldon.

They should race bikes at indy. Maybe use death row inmates.

>>75680107
>Furr-nahn-doe Uh-loan-sow

comfy stream so far lads

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>>75680078
I was right. benis.

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>>75680123

>>75680049
kek

>>75680115
wish i could have been close to wheldon..handsome lad that

anyone else having drop in audio quality?

Nice audio
Well done USA

>>75680124
thats how i say it

gp2... gp2 audio AARGH

>>75680063
wait, whut? Is he talking about the severed head reacting to him?!

>>75680124
>>75680148
half of your fucking country places are in spanish cause we founded them fucking jewmericans get your shit right REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>GP2 audio
my sides

>55,000 people watching the most a stream about Fernando Alonso testing an indycar

what de fug? :D

>>75680157

you survive for a few seconds after being decapitated

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>>75680063
>tfw race marshall
>tfw in the first meeting they said someone died only a few months ago after not listening to marshalls like the guy Haydon Paddon killed and the race director is in serious trouble
I'm fugged aren't I?

>>75680063
>It was at that point that I called out again and, once more, without any spasm, slowly, the eyelids lifted
Jesus fuck just let the head die in piece

f

>>75680157

He was actually split waist to shoulder.

>>75680160

>55,000 people watching Alonso committing suicide.

lol the youtube chat going 100 per second

>>75679507
>3 paragraph finnish autist
>autistic waglad
>fat greek who makes autistic blog posts about being a fat autistic greek
>countless autistic dutch shitposters
>countless autistic australian shitposters
>le racist hungarian, also autistic
What the fuck more do you want?

>>75680160

It turns out indy fans are more autistic than us

>>75680181
>its a finnish bringing suicide again

my Benghis friend, I invite you to come here to the beautiful sunny northren coasts of the mediterranean sea and be happy for a change

>>75680162
wtf...

>>75680199
he wants people who are here not for the memes

he wants people who give him karma

he's a spastic. give him no attention

>>75680205

Only if you get me a qt gf

>>75680205
>fertility rate of under 1.3
>highest divorce rate in Europe

>happy

>>75680205
I would move to Spain in a heartbeat if the women were hot.

those ads ayyyyy

>>75680159
how am i supposed to pronounce it

>>75680208
The head still has blood and oxygen flowing so it can survive a few seconds. Try it yourself with a mirror.

>>75679780
this is very distracting

Next time start the stream an hour later.

>>75680221
That sounds miserable, but that's a lot of the west today.
Just curious, what percentage of Germans today are of Turkish descent?

>>75680207

What did he mean by this?

>>75680221
>Implying real German numbers are not much worse.

T*rks are the ones making those numbers better in your country, guess what's worse :^)

>>75679015
>Massa says gays is wrong
Got a source on that?

>>75680248
too many
You thought I'm going to defend the shithole I live in? I'm the guy who said he wants to move to Texas.

>>75680234
You're not.

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>>75680260
he literally said it on instagram

check the last few post

>>75680234
>Fernando
Its Fer. Not Fur.
Its nan, a is what the dentist makes you say, not nèn.
Fernando.

>Alonso
A like at the dentist again.
Alonso. Not Alonsowww

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>>75680260

:^)

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>MWYGH THYME

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>Can Lance Stroll move mountains and extract peak performance here in Sochi, below the mountain peaks, or will it just be another relaxing afternoon stroll towards that inevitable crash?

What did Crofty mean by this?

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sexy

nando is getting in the car, GET IN HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXh9uxthFnk

Who else /disgustingarmsweat/ here?

>INDYCAR ENGINE... AAAARGHH... INDYCAR!

>>75680286
Love it. I'll never understand why people like Grosjean and Hamilton go for messy designs

>>75680063
holy shit

http://www.gptoday.com/full_story/view/603089/Red_Bull_hit_by_delay_of_Renault_engine_upgrade

Top kek.

>At the same time, rumours are swirling that Renault is actually accelerating development on a single car -- the works machine raced by Nico Hulkenberg

Get rekt Palmer.

>>75680262
It wasn't a pretty innocuous question, I wish Germany didn't have such a large non-German population living off of the ethnic German populace.
All of these countries inviting these unemployable people to their countries are in for a rude awakening when their main taxpayer base(the native ethnic pop.) shrinks to the point where welfare is unsupportable. Do they think the migrants will take well to their welfare being taken away.

>>75680271
so like fairnando?

Who's the next F1 driver going to Indy?

*Parks the car before the pitalne because he's so used to that he forgot he doesn't have to*

>>75680294
pretty alright here. Bit of a cold wind. Was nippy last night. You know it was bad when a bus driver even says how cold it is. No rain though

>>75680306

Hamilshit to go full amurrican.

Also, has a blackie ever won Indy500?

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>>75680302
he needs more power with three people in the car

this is just disgusting, can't believe it's allowed

>>75680306
Hamilton, full time

>>75680302
He'd only fucken crash it anyway.

>>75680295
>INDY LIGHTS ENGINE... INDY LIGHTS... AARGH

>>75680323
kek

>>75680312
Nope.
Very few have ever competed.

Would sully the Borg trophy.

>>75680294
it's more disgusting back sweat for me

quite a lot of people watching this

>McLaren has been unlucky
>not retarded

Get this geezer out of the studio.

>>75680313
Top lel.

>>75680319
Honestly I think even Maldinado would do a better job than him.

>>75680327

Then I guess they'll have the moral obligation to let him win if he decides to race

>stats for everything
American sports finally did something right. Love me some useless stats.

>>75680312
>>75680318
IndyCar spends most of its time in flyover states, he will never go

>Hamilton in Alabama
>Hamilton in Ohio
>Hamilton in Wisconsin
top lul

>alonso about to go on track
>literally waiting for photo shoot of him in car to end

what the fuck are they doing
just drive

HABBENING

>>75680352
How big is indycar in America, is it more popular than F1?

>>75680336
>almost 73,000 viewers
wtf

IndyCar doesn't have that many fans

How many laps until Alonso is kill?

/JUSTPARKEDTHECAR/ IN 5

>>75680306
>>75680347
>Maldinado would do a better job
Actually I'd love to see Mal do Indy. I think he's a talented driver when he keeps in under control.

Massa could probably go too given he's Rubens v2.0.

I was watching the Indy test last night and there were like 700 people watching it. There's 70k now watching Alonso not driving a car.

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>that aero
Damn, son. If F1 had it top speeds would be a lot higher.

I just realized this sport is a joke. Literally just turning left wtf? :D

>Half track pit-lane

Tilke/10

does Andretti know his mic is still on?

Is he pushing?

>>75680387
actually watching it makes it real. Its weird

>>75680397
best drive of his career

>>75680368
In America?
By a little bit.

At (Indycar)CART's peak in the early 90's when Mansell came over for two full seasons the series was growing internationally and was easily as big as NASCAR in the US.

>>75680397
warming up to it I would imagine

>I'm ready

t. Alonso

>>75680368
this is just anecdotal, but i've met more f1 fans irl than indy fans (and 2/3 of those f1 fans were foreigners)

overall though, NASCAR is the only motorsport in America to approach any kind of mainstream popularity

why is he moving to the middle of the track after the turn instead of staying on the line?

>>75680394

No. But they cut them now.
I was hoping so bad he shit talked him.


>>75680400
>best drive of his career

kek

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>>75680397
nah, this isn't the f1 engine

>>75680234
>>75680124
>Furr-nahn-doe
well, the F is strong one, not a weak/dragged one.
the E is e, not i or u, (best example, is how you turn the word NEGRO to NIGRO/NIGGER)
the O is strong again, not weak/dragged one into a -doe
>Uh-loan-sow
the LO again, not dragged into that -oan
same for the end, SO, the o is when it finish, not dragged into that owww shit

overall, you guys drag some letters, specially that ow shit to much. also that weak pronunciaton of some letters

>>75680216
that will be easy af my amigo
>>75680224
what are you talking, true latin women (italy, spain, real france not paris) are the most beautiful women in the world, only second maybe, and maybe only, to russian/east eu

>>75680412
It's the faster line. They all do it..

>77k people watching a car going around without commentary and the same 4 shots repeated

>>75680387
>>75680400
only about half of the Indy races are on ovals

>>75680412
He'll fall asleep if he doesn't get to turn right a little bit once in a while

>>75680416
kek

poor guy is going to embarrass himself like Kimi did at Rally
but at least nobody watched WRC

>full throttle
>turn left
>turn left
>turn left
>turn left

A fucking LEGLESS MONG could do this

>>75680412
That's due to the camber, it's easier to let the car slide towards the center rather than fight the steering wheel keeping it close to the wall

>>75680397
>>75680403

Alonso Lap 3 at ~209 mph

>>75680412
Wall fucks with aero and there's a slight decline towards the inside of the track so you want to run 'down the hill'

>>75680424
the reason is that Alonso is the best driver of the last 10-15 years, bar none

>Pit

Not BOX BOX BOX

>>75680397
He's pushing like a hell.

>>75680430
don't fucking exaggerate man

you need to stand head and shoulders above every driver to take the risks involved

>>75680425


>founded as an all over series for American drivers without manufacturer engine contracts

Tony George vision revision number #29383

>>75680439
>Not BOX BOX BOX
i personally prefer BOXBOX BOXBOX