/nba/ - Jazz getting tired edition

Dis nigga hairline get higher every week doe

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The call that saved Boston

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NEVER FORGET THE FUCKING PAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Phy3IwxiVE

Why is Kyle Lowry so shit?

Yo the Warriors fucking love this tricycle cup lady.

>>75675349
so does your moms pussy tho

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>it's another asian plate lady halftime

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>>75675363
fucking KEK

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>>75675351
Owo

>>75675369
>tricycle cup lady
that's also what i call your mom

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>he thought the Jazz stood a chance

Isaiah's sister is watching over him.

>>75675363
>>75675395

fug, i remember this. The knicks really wanted curry and curry/his father wanted the knicks BAD. How differently would the nba be now if that happened?

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>>75675406

>>75675411
>Believing in God

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>>75675397
*tips cup on tricycle*

Heh, nothing personall kid

>>75675363

Minnesota would have ruined Curry and probably never figured out what was wrong with his ankles

>>75675411
is that why his tooth got knocked out?

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Isaiah's sister is watching you fap.

>>75675429
I believe in Chyna.

What is Curry's legacy?

>>75675429
.............................Did you just call Isaiah Thomas sister god?

>>75675432
Minny didn't want curry. The knicks did but didn't tank properly like the jackasses they are.

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>>75675429
>>Believing in God

Pretty easy when He plays in the NBA

>>75675446
Best shooter of all time, a prodigy that took almost a decade to surpass michael jordan and beat out the overrated garbage player LeBron James.

>>75675446
best shooter and most popular player of all time

>>75675446
top 5 point guard of all time

>>75675442
I don't do disgusting shit like that so I'm good.

God blesses those who share their sexual feelings in holy matrimony

>jazz only down by 8
Wow that's good

>>75675446
better than lebron in the finals

>>75675482
12 actually

>>75675446
Mulatto who gets carried by Draymond and Iggy in big games.

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>>75675363
>>75675414

Want to here something even crazier and how wild fate is? D'antoni was coaching the knicks at the time, even espn had up previews of curry with the knicks before the draft. Meme ball would have come a few years earlier but under the knicks banner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abUJaDmi_to

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>>75675478
>God

>>75675514
>D'antoni with Curry

WEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>75675452

Point still stands. NY would have probably been even worse than minny. A lot about Curry's career was lucky in terms of playstyle and injuries

>only 58 points at the half

we did it bros. We found the warriors crimptonight

>>75675514
>Dan Tony and Curry

God why didn't this happen

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Every time the Warriors win I feel like I had sex with all of your mothers.

>>75675552
>crimptonight

https://streamable.com/r5u5d

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>>75675568

>>75675514
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75675568
Why do you people get off on the idea of having sex with 50-60 year old women?

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>>75675568

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>>75675607
Children being children.

>>75675607
>thinking the majority of /nba/ is older than 19

desu most of their moms are probably >45.

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>children being children

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>>75675607
i'm 50 dumbass

Fuck Steph Curry

>>75675645
Bruh the average age here is 18-30. You guys are faggots lmao.

>>75675653
Sad

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>>75675646
Don't @ me

>>75675645
>wanting to bang women over 35

why would you want to bag statistically less fertile women?

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>>75675514

let me know if anyone needs the new pb

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i already have pb i need jelly

Yo why am I watching this series we all know the fucking warriors are gonna win..

Guys can the Celtics beat the Cavs?

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>>75675720
because you're gay for curry

>>75675671

You do realize that pregnancy is the worst possible outcome of sex, right? Besides, most older women usually know how to work a dick and are more active

>>75675720
Warriors wouldn't even make the playoffs in the east.

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This gobert momma after the game

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>>75675739
>You do realize that pregnancy is the worst possible outcome of sex, right?

>>75675730
I think so, but they have LeBum who is on a mission to face the Warriors, so they have to step their game up by like ten decibels.

It'll be good if they can get a 2-0 lead over them at home. It's hard to win in the Q, so having this 1 seed is really good in that regard.

>>75675730
If Silver decides to go with his IT sister storyline, sure.

>>75675739
Magic would like a word with you.

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>>75675788
>they have to step their game up by like ten decibel

Will Isaiah get the max this offseason? Imo no.

>>75675788
>beat cavs
>get swept in the finals
Was it really worth it?

>>75675802

Magic regrets his extremely homosexual "son" more than hiv

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>>75675730
>Can refball beat refball

>>75675730
only if silver still feels bad ITs sister killed herself

>>75675826
>scores the most ever for a pg in a playoff game
>mvp candidate
>3rd in scoring

desu he should

>>75675826
Absolutely not, you don't give the max to a player who can only play one side of the basketball. 20 mil a year MAX.

>>75675446
a choker who solidified lebron's legacy as the greatest of all time.

>>75675842
it was aluminaughty

jus sayin look it up

>>75675831
Warriors are gonna go 16-0 desu

NBA is dead. People went too far with super teams and meme chucking and literally broke it.

>>75675826
Why wouldn't he? he's proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that he's the MVP of this team, and he played some nice ass defense on Wall late in the 4th. Plus the fans fucking love him. the only question is if Ainge can fucking take a hint.

>>75675831
The Celtics beat the Warriors at home twice in the past two years, and they match up very well, they have a shot.

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>>75675848
>mvp canidate

Kek. Just because he might finish in the top 10 doesn't mean he's an mvp canidate.

>>75675885
Did you even watch the game senpai?

>>75675874
>Warriors are gonna go 16-0 desu
Nope. Warriors are going to be the Clippers of the upper tier teams. The NBA is only using them to make LeBron look greater.

if the knicks got curry in 09 there would be 0 warriors fans lmao

>25 posters
>84 postf

Did the Knicks advance to the next round?

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>>75675879
>they have a shot
All 4 games will be blowouts

>>75675885
IT should have been MVP.

This team shouldn't even be in the Semi-Finals let alone the 1 seed, every game they trail by double digits, but somehow he gives them the energy to come back every time.

IT is the TRUE MVP

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fuck it i know the game is still in the 3rd quarter but now we dance

>>75675946
Sorry 60 of those are mine.

>>75675951
We'll I'm taking it 1 step at a time, they still have to get past the Wizards after all.

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>they match up very well

>>75675879

The celtics have no answer for KD and nowhere to hide IT on D. How the fuck do they match up well

>>75675960
Honestly the celtics would probably be better with out him, it's not like he has to chuck, he has good teammates. Plus he plays negative defense.

>>75675947
yeah, the next round of hell

>>75675989
and warriors fans wonder why they are unlikable

pb'd

>>75675989
This looks like a Newgrounds flash video circa 2002.

>>75675947
triangles cant fit into round shapes

>>75676007
Don't worry, Celtics fans are unlikable, too.

>>75675993
>>75675990
Stop this fucking IT defense meme, it's not fucking true, y'all been listening to that fucking HATER Stephan A Smith.

Literally the entire media is a fucking hater, IT does play defense.

>>75675989
How can someone actually like these faggots? A top five player joining a 73 win team? Does it get any more homosexual than that? Honestly Curry/Kd both deserve career ending injuries, they're absolutely pathetic.

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>>75676029

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>>75676007
>>75676012
>>75676043

>>75676042
Nigger he's literally the worst defender in nba history.

>>75676043
>2017
>using homosexual as an insult

I thought we were past that, culturally...

>>75675993
>Honestly the celtics would probably be better with out him, it's not like he has to chuck, he has good teammates.
this post

its like you haven't watched them at all this season

they wouldnt even have fucking won tonight if he didn't drop 53 fucking points

>>75676042
I have literally seen Brad Stevens take out Isaiah in the last minutes of a game on key defensive possessions. You are retarded if you think a manlet can defend 90% of this league that takes 3 point shots over their defender regardless of height.

anyone else here hate kevin mchales voice?

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Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Niggas SLEEPING on my Celties AGAIN!!!

AHHHHGHGHGHGHGHG makes me so fucking mad. STOP HATING ON MY CELTIES!

>>75676097
Who says it's an insult? They're quite literally homosexual.

>>75676012
That's kind of what I like about it though.

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EVERYONE IS GETTING MAD

L
M
A
O

>>75676098
You can't be serious... Dude they'd make up those points with the bench, if he ever bothered to actually pass(4 assists kek) they'd win by even more.

J A V A L E M C G E E B O I S

How can anyone hate on the Warriors? They were built not bought. Meanwhile Lebron has a 300 million over the cap bought team lmao.

>>75676164
>built
>2nd best player in the league happens to show up on your doorstep one day and agrees to play for peanuts

>>75676164
KD should khs that way I could like the warriors.

>>75676115
He's the only NBA player smart enough to not get scammed by "agents".

>warriors only up 10
Are they holding back or what?

>>75676201
did you like them last year?

>>75676195
Other teams just gotta build themselves a style that players enjoy playing in. Can't help it that Warriors basketball is just more fun.

I bought a Durant OKC t-shirt when it was on sale right after he signed with the Warriors.

I haven't worn it in public yet. I'm scared of what might happen.

>watching NBA for first time in years
>fouled for breathing
wow the nba is so fucked. jews are in it for the money to ((protect players)) instead of actually have the game be played.

i'd rather have amazing basketball at the cost of 10 year careers instead of this watered down softy league just to have players play for 20 years.

>>75676164
I'll bite. They just bought KD and Draymond bombs elementary schools in his spare time.

Anybody on any non-Draymond DPOY train, best hop off. Your station is here for your transfer.

>>75676216

That's not smart. Lebron did the smart thing by empowering his friends, growing his entire wealth network as a whole.

>>75676080
>>75675989
lol! epic i like the sound version more
https://streamable.com/4p8bh
that shit was fire! good lord it was lit. that white boi can rap real talk

check my poitn allowances see im not allowin shit ayyyyyyy

Where are the webms of questionable calls?

>>75676244
you cant be this stupid

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>When you a humble celties fan and the haters come in full force

>>75676308
Humble is slang for gay beta

>>75676308
>living in Boston
For what reason

>>75676335
Probably a closet racist.

Terry Rozier is looking like a star. I thought we only drafted busts retards? /nba/ is eternally blown out.

I didn't see a "Sports videogames general" on vg so I figured that this might get redeemed here

WRRRO-A018X-41AKP-9LDBQ-GU8R8

Up your game with VC and MyTEAM Cards in NBA 2K17

NBA 2K17 In-Game Loot: April 25th – May 22nd

>>75676361
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAHAHHAHAAHAHAA

NBA is literally NEVER right!

>put on
i fuckin hate music but the nostalgia factor on this is blowing my mind. brb in two years. going through all the shit i used to like.
>will never get high in a gravel parking lot from a bread bag and a plastic 5G trashcan with your best bro and geek the entire fuck out over new wayne ever again
fuck i need to call that nigger

>>75676378
>nostalgia for something that was released in 2008
underaged

>>75676231

jazz are literally defensive juggernots

>>75676394
2008 was 10 years ago.

>Sources: Brandon Roy injured in weekend shooting in Calif.

>KING 5 sources confirm Nathan Hale coach Brandon Roy was injured in a weekend shooting in California.

>He was shot while at an outdoor gathering in the Los Angeles area. We were told, Roy was an innocent bystander in what may be a gang related shooting.

>"innocent bystander"

>>75676416

if you're nostalgic for anything past the 90's you're seriously a small child

why do they drop mcdonalds cards into the crowd? I can picture billionaires in the press boxes screaming with delight as the fans scrap for garbage ass mcdonalds cards.

>>75676434
He could literally be thirty years old lmao.

>>75676434
This

>>75676431
did he get shot in the knee

because if so god clearly hates him

what the fuck is this west-clarke telepathy? holy shit it's been like this for months.

>>75676364
They need to fix gm mode. Tired of fucking 79 overall rated 6th men/backups bitching about not being happy or wanting to "improve their organizational role" by starting over a 94 overall rated. They need to add an option during contract negotiations to explain what the player's role will be on the team. Give 3 options

>Starter
>Backup
>6th man
>Third stringer

No way other teams just sit back and let meme state rape them for another 2-3 years. I predict some big splashes this offseason particularly from Miami and New Orleans

>>75676460
They need to fix the entire game. Half the modes require you to spend real money on card collections that don't even fucking transfer over to the next game.

You pay money for cards that have a 1 year lifespan.

>>75676460
I don't play the game, just posting the code here for anyone to use

>>75676460

Welcome to nba egos. Did you forget about Reggie "Superstar" Jackson?

>>75676459
It's cause they're fucking

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Isaiah Thomas would be a great 6th man for an actual contender like the Warriors.

>>75676493
That's why I bought the Xbox version for MyPark, and Pirated the PC version for the offline modes, and mods.

>>75676510
whats the fucking point

they could just use a sliver more plastic and have an entire plastic fork

>>75676510
Yo shut up.

Do people actually eat hard shell tacos? That's weird as shit.

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>>75676510
YUM!

>>75676572
Ya why not?

I remember when Dante Exum was the next Kobe Bryant

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poor steph man he gets to rest 4th quarters even in the playoffs

>>75676579
That's like saying you like to eat rocks when you could be eating cookie dough ice cream

will they sweep?

good god the jazz are getting fucking embarrassed out there. The clippers look even more pathetic by comparison

>>75676607
It's not as hard as a rock. It's like eating nachos. You prefer the soggy soft kind of nachos? Disgusting.

>>75676394
in '08 i was a disgusting pleb smoking out basements
in '17 i make 80k plus two rental properties
forgive me for remembering how fun it was to not give a fuck.
i bet it was even fun to anon post online in 2008.
of course i wouldn't know, cause i'm actually only 9.
what the fuck are you doing nigger.
>OH SHIT I BETTAH PROVE MY AGE
>HERES MY FUCKIN PASSPORT AND DL
die in a fire full of commuter busses carrying poison ivy

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>>75676649
I admit, bad comparison. But hard tacos, fucking break and spill all the contents of the taco, shits annoying.

THe only thing a hard taco is good for is being the heart of the soft taco.

>>75676649

a taco should not be like eating nachos though

>canadians in charge of mexican quizeen

>>75676649

If you want nachos then eat nachos. I hate how hard shells crack and leak when you bite them and how you have to tilt to bite into them. They are shit

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>based matt barnes

Soft tacos are so good. The soft lush exterior combined with the goey, warm meat sliding down your throat is just an experinece that can not be compared to anything else..

>>75676679
I'm just comparing the texture.

>>75676677
>>75676699
Ya breaking is a huge problem for hard taco shells. I hope in the future we get hard shells that don't break in 5 different spots when you bite it.

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>>75676712
>warm meat sliding down your throat

>>75676715
as a small child, i used to FLIP THE FUCK OUT if my food didn't stay neat as fuck even while i ate.
i remember distinctly losing it while eating tacos when the parents had friends over. some EMT bro told me about le taco salads. changed my youth, no lie. i later tried to stick a tentpole down my sisters throat and he may have saved her life. seemed like a decent dude.

>>75676737
Hey, he's talking about hamburger meat. You're the one that's making it weird.

Maybe you should check yourself.

I am just going to stop watching basketball

its so obvious the warriors are going to win it all with 0 contenders.

Nice parity sport

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>>75676747
>. i later tried to stick a tentpole down my sisters throat

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Fuck it, I'm going to /ck/ to get some food ideas. I'm sick of eating McDonalds every week.

>>75676715
filthy canadians

I hate messy ass foods, it's why I don't eat hard shell tacos and why I don't put chili on hotdogs

I'm not gonna watch another game of the playoffs until the next round. Every series has been predictable so far.

>>75676752
Im a pats fan.

You know when the Patriots were 18-0 I was hearing the same bullshit, oh patriots win every single year, they cheat yadadadadada.

Then they lost the superbowl and went on a ten year superbowl drought.

You never know when shit might happen.

>>75675446
Not a top 5PG all time, but definitely the best shooter to have played the game.

>>75676752
>he actually expected anyone to put up a fight against the Warriors before the conference finals

Honestly losing by 12 (even though the Warriors basically pulled all starters for most of the 4th) isn't that bad for any team, let alone a young Jazz team

>>75676769
>Im a pats fan.
i stopped reading at that exact moment

This is the worst NBA season ever desu

>>75676765
You don't like BBQ buffalo wings or ribs?

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>the warriors might legit go 16-0

who /inside/ here?

>15-0
>Lose 4 straight games
>15-1

>>75676753
i like to throw hints out there just in case. kid plastic tent pole. thought it might curve like the cartoons. was before my parents hated eachother (or maybe not). before i knew at least. had to be around 92-94 ish. but i'm actually twelve for remembering when i used to listen to rap music ten years ago.

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>>75676813
>thought it might curve like the cartoons

Guys i keep over eating. What do

>>75676801

that's what people said last year but got took to 7 in the WCF and swept in the finals. Don't overreact because they're beating up on an overachieving 8th seeded blazers team and the 5th seed Jazz

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seMuv-MhLuE
;_;7

>>75676824
Eat only vegetables and have self control

>>75676824
same

/ebt/ here

>>75676824
Eat less

>>75676813

no you're 12 because yo think 4chan is your personal blog, kid. Nobody gives a shit what your actual age is you're still a mental toddler

>>75676828
t. Lebum fan

>>75676828

Running into an old and busted spurs team or a worse version of your team isn't the same as running into a team with 2 top 5 players

>>75676823
it's what happens when you and your sibling raise eachother. my sister and i are about as close as two people who speak every other year can be.

>>75676824
Drink smoothies m8. Good meal replacement for breakfast

Reminder: the Jazz only have to win 1 of the first 4 games and they've got the series in a bag.

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>based nique

>>75676823
it's what happens when you and your sibling raise eachother. my sister and i are about as close as two people who speak every other year can be.
i'll legit die or kill for her. her husband sure as fuck won't do either.
lesson to be be had here, possibly.

I tried eating cauliflower once it made me literally throw up

>>75676855
>>75676874
Wow, I think this guy raped his sister as a kid

>shaq
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>75676874
>i'll legit die or kill for her.
things just got weird and cringe

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>>75676879

Because they are awful. Stick to broccoli and carrots

shaq hyper cucked

Is that Dominique Wilkins?

>>75676866
reminder a lot of people will root for the jazz no matter what
reminder even if you're from utah youll be called a racist for being a jazz fan
reminder nba is poison unless youre blacker than steph
reminder if you're lighter than steph and watch more than five nba games a year you need to reevaluate your priorities.

>>75676893
truly AIs son

>>75676893
anything before 2000 doesn't count

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>mfw the Celtics face the cavs

>>75676879
learn how to cook
fresh steamed cauliflower with a few dashes of hot sauce. s/p to taste

>>75676893
>8 fucking times
never call anyone besides mj the goat again

>>75676893
>literally the only guy who won't be inducted into the hall of fame

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

everyone point and laugh at the manlet

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Honestly though this season doesn't really matter and we should all stop paying attention. Next season the Thunder Dyansty begins.

>>75676887
call the cops, sgt anon.

>>75676925
shows how shit teams back then were i agree

>>75676892
>he wouldn't do either for his siblings
pic very much related, i suppose

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>literally the only guy who won't be inducted into the hall of fame
>AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>everyone point and laugh at the manlet

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>>75676934
see you in the finals...

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What's going on in this tread

>>75676930
hardly.
he'll go in just for this one game.
>dat nigga went off in 'at game trwo
>you see dat cross?
>daT fadeaway dough
>first fuckin ballot, mah nugg

>>75676934
>everyone talking about whether Westbrick should even sign the extension this summer.

Lmao, OKC is gonna get sold soon, bro.

>>75676968
would

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>>75676978
>ground beef
>lettuce
>shredded "cheddar cheese"
>hard shell
>calling them tacos

Man, fuck tex mex abominations.

Fuck, even tomatoes are debatable.

Alot of people talked MAD shit about Al Horford, but he's been picking up the slack in this playoff run, the guy is spreading the floor, getting guys assists, getting rebounds, the guy should be rated 90 overall in 2k

>dumb asian

Ending stereotypes one step at a time

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matt barnes has played for all 5 teams in the pacific division

>>75676979
dude she's a dyke

check that skylar diggins or w/e san diego tribune article where she conservatively estimates 98% of the WNBA are dykes

>>75677003
>not throwing a few tomats in the slowcooker
you're hard on it for the rest
don't argue with plebs, my dude.

How do you guard John Wall?

https://streamable.com/m5qnz

>>75677042
>she's a dyke
Doesn't change me. Would

Tomato's are gross

>>75677047
you foul out the rest of his team by being smaller than them and having teh jews on your side.
>reminder chuck was 200% right at half time
the game should be physical.

>>75677063
lettuce is worst

>>75676968
Does she do anal
>>75677063
This

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>>75677073
I like lettuce if it's nice and crunchy, otherwise it's garbage

>>75677072
Uh... no? did you even watch the video?

First you need to work hard at guarding, and then start to guard John Wall everyday.
Then get fast shoes, and catch him and block his dunk.


But nice attempt at that slick reply, I expect no less from a shook wall fan.

>>75677081
plum's got a bum

>>75677063
>he's never grown his own tomats
>he's never dropped some Parmesan, herbs, garlic, S&P over a slice of tomato

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Mmmmm

>>75677091
the game shouldn't be physical?

If the Celtics even make the Finals at all that's a huge win. That would probably be able to help them lure a big free agent, since it will be clear that Stevens is the real deal and the Celtics can contend.

Yo Kelsy Plum stalker can you get a fucking life? god damn, you're creepy as hell bro. Fuck man.

>>75677122
Fuck off hatin' ass nigga nobody listening to you.

>>75677091
have you ever played the game even half court at your local park?
>inb4 i played in spain

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>/nba/ so shook they start posting traps

This is my first time seeing a press conference with KD and Curry sitting next to each other and it's bizarre. It feels like just the other day I saw KD sitting next to Westbrook saying Mark Cuban was an idiot.

>>75677134
>Welcome to our friend

What the fuck?

>>75677131
stop being a normie

>>75677131
Fuck off hatin' ass nigga nobody listening to you.

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>>75677139
Based Warriors getting their haters sexual orientations all scrambled.

ahh, the celties haters are at it again.

Yo, don't y'all gotta bedtime or somethin' hahahhaa, bitch ass niggas got a lotta shit to say 5000 miles away but I bet if I was arms length away from you you be like a TV on fuckin' mute, hahahahha

>>75677131
i totally changed my stance because you used agressive language anonymously. barking dogs don't bite, nigger.

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>>75677181
>barking dogs don't bite, nigger.

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So will the Spurs turn it around tomorrow?

>>75677181
hahahha, nobody cares if you change your stance or not, all y'all are bias and stubborn ass niggass, even a fuckin' harvard niggga couldn't convince you to not be a fucking idiot.

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>>75677204
>even a fuckin' harvard niggga couldn't convince you to not be a fucking idiot

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So who will the cloppers face next?

>>75677204
harvard niggass are literally the worst, right?

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>>75677197
yeah they'll lose only by 10

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>>75677223
Are you sure

>>75677219
muhfuggin hahvahd niccuz, i think.
what do i know, i'm just an underage hatin ass nigga

>When you white as hell but a person make you so mad the negro come out.

This thread

>be me
>be born in 1991
>be from the bay area

>be a 49ers fan
>be an A's fan
>be a bulls fan

>was not coherent enough to appreciate the 49ers winning the super bowl in 1995
>have never even seen the A's in the World Series
>haven't seen the Bulls in the finals since after i started following them in 1998

>all 3 teams were good in the early 2010s and got far in the playoffs yet never won anything

>have to see the warriors fans and bandwagoners all over the bay area

>>75677243
>Calling people bandwagoners when you bandwagoned the Jordan bulls
LOL AND YOU DID IT TOO LATE TOO WHAT A RETARD

>>75677243
Why the fuck you call it "the bay area"?

It's San Fran, why use such a stupid ass nickname?

>>75677243
>>be from the bay area
>>be a Bulls fan

Fuck off.

>>75677036
what a whore

who's watching the celties vs wizzies replay with me on tnt?

>>75677260
SF is not the entire bay area, it's part of it. The bay area is a general term for cities near the Bay Bridge and shit.

also
>San Fran

>>75677274

here
i seriously think the Celtics can be the cavs in 6

>>75677204
>>75677193
mein nigger, i was born biased, right. i can't help but to hate niggers. that whole life experience thing doesn't help, either. maybe try not do something about the latter and the former might change?

entertain me monkeys, you are my circus *drinks soda while relaxing courtside*

>>75677145
they are welcoming him to Oracle Arena
(and promoting his show in SF later)

>>75677311
I need about tree fiddy.

>>75677262
nba is the best league for a player, worst for a fan.
if i were 6'8 i'd get muh checks from the association but do training camp with nfl teams until i could make a team and finish my years there.

After I reset my computer, I don't even feel like downloading steam or any of the games I purchased again.

Digital purchases are a mistake, I technically don't even own those games.

>>75677329
>Wanting brain damage

>>75677329
>if I were in the nba I would risk getting injured playing a much more dangerous sport for less money

playing in the nfl is retarded if you're already in the nba. Why do you think lebron chose basketball over football in high school?

>>75677329
nfl gets way less guaranteed

>>75677342
holster that for when the rest of /sp/ is wishing damage on guys who wear the wrong jersey

>>75677334
say hi to tensnacks in jail for me m8

it's a fed crime just so you know


keep your ass tight

>>75677334

bruh people have mailed live animals and literal shit through the mail. Trust me when I say you'll be absolutely fine.

Plus weed isn't even illegal for anyone above age 25 or so, cops only care when little kids and druglords buy it

I get so mad when these media people don't show my Celtics the respect they deserve, like damn, what the fuck do they gotta do?

>>75677346
because the nfl is actually man-on-man competitive. nba is for overgrown pussies.

>>75677358
>>75677375

>>75677334
gonna need the site to be sure.
can i buy weed with my amazon giftcard yet?

is morris a thug nigga?

>be me
>be cavs fan
>in the gay bay
>was about to give up on NBA with the scripted 73 meme team chuckers almost solidifying their dynasty
>take a break
>find out there's a game 7
>buy a ticket with savings that was supposed to be my travel budget to my dad's funeral overseas
>get to see assblasted memer fans while I flex in my legod jersey
was absolutely worth it

>>75677369
ty senpai. i think it will be ok

>>75677403
>gonna need the site to be sure.
Sorry. Ik there's snitches on here, and don't want my order cancelled and be fucked out of $75

>>75677406
Was it worth it? Seems like you wasted your money on a moment you could have easily spent watching the game on TV and posting online.

>>75677419
You damn right I'd snitch, hahahahahaha. Bitch ass druggie bitch

I can't stop watching LeBron and Westbrook dunk. It's so beautiful

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>find out there's a game 7

>>75677420
in retrospect it was an impulse buy but it was still fucking worth it. my dad was an asshat anyway who wasn't really a fan of the cavs anyway and was only into basketball because i was into it.

This is Curry's world and we're all just living in it

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>Isiah Thomas was the last pick in his draft
>doubted because of his small height
>now carrying his team into the ECF

Not even a Celtics fan, but good on the guy.

>>75677419
fair. how much you get for 75? honestly you're rolling the dice but you've got plausible deniability and odds.
are 20-year olds really listening to decade old wayne mixtapes?
i'm still pissed to be called underaged for longing for the time when dedication 2 dropped.

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>>75677420
>witnessing legod winning one for leland is a waste of money

>>75677431
Wizshits fan detected

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>lakers could have got IT for cheap

>>75677449

you're seriously underage for liking rap besides snoop dog and dr. dre

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>>75677454
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, try again faggot, I've been reppin' my Celties since I saw Larry Bird play in the Civic center in Hartford.

That was a true White bread nigga, grew up poor, dad died at a young age. It's too bad we got White niggas today. Jobless with spoons in their moufs and talkin shit online, sad they didn't look up to Larry Fuckin' Legend

>>75677449
m&m brownie, double chocolate brownie, cinnamon toast crunch bar, and a berry cereal bar. Supposedly high quality stuff, good reviews from others who bought some.

>>75677465
i havent listened to music since about 2010. swore off rap when my son was on the way in 08.
every once in a hwhile i get nostalgic and listen to what i liked then. if you find something wrong with this, more power, bro.

>>75677487
are you telling me you buy edibles on purpose? do you turn the treble up on your car radio too? i'd recommend you get your lungs up.

>>75677527
What's wrong with treble? You're probably one of those cunts that puts their annoying bass all the way up.

If the off topic shitposting continues I will be forced to snowman all of you