Chicago Cubs vs. Philadelphia Phillies Game Thread #2

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Should we be worried?

ALTHERRRRRRRRR

Cubs pitching is shit

>>75670160
OH fuck I thought it started at 8 30

Is MLB.tv not working for anyone else?

>>75670231
Nah maybe your flash isn't updated?

>>75670231
It's working fine. PC? Roku? DVD player?

>>75670277
>>75670298

It was my Flash version. It's working now, thanks

If Williams, Quinn, and Crawford were all called up, would the Phillies have the most African Americans in the MLB?

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WELP

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BRYANT DINGERINO

B R Y N G E R

>lillies

>>75670401
We give the most home runs up of any team so get used to it.

what in the legitimate fuck happened to schwarber

jesus

>both teams start with a HR

This should be an interesting game.

>>75670425

Slump?

>>75670524
no, i know he's fat

why does he suck

Kek Miggy is based

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Holy crackers, Tommy Joseph drew a walk!

>>75670592
Tommy's had like 3 good at-bats in 3 days. It's a miracle!

>>75670607
>>75670592
It may also help that the Cubs pitching is shit

>>75670689
1st inning era is 10+

>do your job bosio

>>75670721
>>75670689
We need to create the worst pitching team, inning by inning. We have innings 1 and 9, but 2-8 are needed

Where's the autistic suicidal tripfag?
>fuck this game anyways, the aaa cubs are playing now

I'll take it, good stuff by the bottom of the order

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>>75670903
THERE YOU GO!

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I worry that Cesar, even if he keeps up as best 2B in the NL, won't make the all star team because Daniel Murphy hits the longball and plays behind Bryce Harper

>>75670920
Can't he be a sub? Murphy is definitely making it even though he's a black hole on defense

>>75671036
Of course he can. But I think that he would deserve to start.

Also, Why is Hellickson trying to Outlester Lester

Just arrived home. How's it going?

>>75671169
Solo dingers and Lester complaining to the ump nothing much so far

>>75671169
only gave up 1 first inning run tonight

>BUTT LIGHT?

>Lelster

>>75671221
Literally a miracle

>>75671392
>spelled Lester
>not Leicester

What the fuck was that?

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Lester can't turn left.

Lester throws out a baserunner

>TOPKEK

our base-running IQ this year is fucking atrocious

>>75671437
youtube.com/watch?v=6hcSpSC8T0M

J A V Y
A
V
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B A E Z
A
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Wew he actually did something with the bat

>throwing pitches in the strikezone to Baez
why would you do this?

How many dingers has Schwarber hit so far in this season?

PLEASE BE OUT PLEASE BE OUT PLEASE BE OUT

yeah he beat it

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>>75671595
It says here you are BTFO. Your response?

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>>75671630
BOOYAH

>60+ pitches after 3 Innings
What the fuck

How the fuck was that Balk?

>>75671772

That just happens with all the Phils starting pitchers.

Guys I found John Kruk. He's wearing a Tommy Joseph Suit and standing on second base

TOJO

Are the Cubs, dare I say it, a meme?

SAFE AS FUCK

ball was on the ground when he touched

new fan watching via live updates thingy.

How long do challenges normally take?

Lawn dart!

For the love of all that is holy get out of this inning

Well, Schwbarro, this is your chance to redeem yourself.

>>75672162
Welp the challenege literally broke live updates for me.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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This was expected.

God fucking damn it. Fuck you you fat piece of shit

SCHWUBBY!!!

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Welp, this game's over. GG Cubs.

>>75672490
Post abs or fuck off.

Now it begins.

>>75672490
>>75672515
just be lucky the pitching is in a funk and most of the team is ass at the plate rn. Dont be surprised if this goes south for us

>>75672515
Lester has like 2 more innings max it's not over yet

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Is it like a coin-flip if the phillies play well or not?

>>75672575
this was expected man this is a great offense eventually they're gonna start hitting le popup man

>>75672624
I'm still new so I don't know shit about other teams.

Still figuring out how stats work slowly.

>It's 10 o'clock
>Do you know where your Phillies are?

Man whatever, just go to the bullpen Pete put the names in a grab-bag and pull one randomy for each inning. It'll go better than that's happened so far

>>75672575
>>75672624
>>75672654
Pretty much the cubs this year as well with batting.

The pitching is a coin flip as well. but only if one side of the coin was really heavy and it meant it would be shitty. Except for a few relievers

>>75672654
Well you should at least know the Cubs are the defending World Series champions. And they're in a slump right now but their lineup when healthy is as good as any in the NL except maybe the Nats

more errors

wtf cusb

Cubs' problem is pitching this year.

Come on DOOBS

>>75672683
IN A HOLE

>>75672827
uh

I'm on board now. Give the Phillies Matte helmets

>>75672886
;c doobs is lost lately

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>>75672901
>matt helmets

>96 pitches
That's 7-8 innings for most pitchers.

Please don't fuck it up, Lestah.

>>75672961
I'm tired of seeing every single helmet looks ultra shitty and dinged up

What the fuck, Cesar

FUCK

>>75673034
He went full May 2016

Good thing he got that out at first.

LESTA THE MOLESTA

This team cannot stop striking out it's insane.

Well lester's out, i-it's something

at least lester has a chance at a win tonight

he might get his first of the season

>may 2nd

Ugh

BAEZED

>Baez heating up
Thank fucking Christ

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>Javy on fire

TRIPS

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I suddenly feel very tired.

>>75673478
STOP FOLLOWING ME

>>75673539
You okay buddy?

Let's pound this skelly in

>>75673569
No, I'm fucking tired and I've seen you in half a dozen threads

Time for Le Skeletal Burger Man.

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>>75673593
I literally downloaded this image months ago and this is the first time I have posted it.

But go to bed.

NOT THE STREAK

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>Carl's Jr. continues to be awesome

Skelly too dang good.

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>Len and JD talking about divegrass

6 in a row for CEJ

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>>75674306
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

What is the thought behind always hitting the ball into the air when nobody is even on base?

Are grounders easier for people to catch?

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neris dinger incoming

Why can't you cubbies just lay down

>>75674924
its over

come back tomorrow to see which version of arrieta shows up

>>75675000
ITS NOT OVER UNTIL FREDDIE GETS HIS HIT

fuck off

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[ W ]

Lester finally gets one

The pen was lights out tongiht

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[ w ]

GG cubs frustrating loss but what can ya do

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>>75675112

[W]

See you next game.