TEX @ HOU GAME THREAD

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1stros

Fiers fucking sucks. Stros need to trade for Gerrit Cole or Quintana

Why do the Astros players like so much to start shit with the Rangers? They do this at least once every series. Is it Napoleon syndrome because Rangers have whooped that ass for so long?

>>75669263
He's the real liability in this rotation. Fortunately, Devo only threw like 25 pitches last night, so we'll have him, Peacock, and Harris all ready to go in the inevitable case of Fiers coming out of the game early.

>>75669345
Did you not watch the game last night? See >>75667728
>>75667802

why do the >rags players like so much to start sexual assault with the >rags? They do this at least once (that we know of). Is it Napoleon syndrome because >rags have held back their homosexual urges for so long?

https://sports.yahoo.com/news/sources-rangers-prospects-questioned-for-allegedly-sexually-hazing-underage-teammate-210055315.html

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>rags will defend this
what a hypocritical pussy. he was too scared to punch hank conger too. oh well, that's what we should all expect from the guy a >rags fan referred to as "/ourguy" just last night, kek

>>75669848
>>75669764
>>75669434

OBSESSED

>>75669879
THERE IT IS! the one method of damage control missing from last night's game thread. wew, almost forgot about OBSESSEDposting. good job, anon. you've completed the salt cycle before the game even starts.

>Hamels out

SELL

>>75669968
?

>>75670049
Hamels is a late scratch, oblique tightness

>>75670049
Oblique tightness. Claudio is starting.

This will be a shitshow.

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>>75670069
>mfw
I don't hope he suffers a career-ending injury or anything, but he's had our number
Also he turned down a deal to send him here in 2015, so he's not exactly a favorite of mine

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>>75670141
this tbqh
glad we don't have to deal with him this series

>>75670141
You are lucky you didn't get him; he has not been worth it.

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McHugh can't come back from the DL fast enough for me

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that went better than expected tbH

Starting to hate it when Bunch puts Beltran in the 2 spot

Really hate Claudio in this role. Hopefully this will be more of a throwaway bullpen game and he gets 3 innings.

Which would you be more willing to bet on: Keuchel losing or Fiers winning?

>>75670759
At this point, neither.

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>crapoli

>it's an Asstros GBTFO by the Based Rangers fans again

Not even a >Rags fan but man you Asstros fans are faggots

Who is this alien that has taken control of Jake Marisnick's body

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this is getting old

>implying the >rags won't implode

All you had to do was just keep us in the game, Fiers. This is disgusting.

Seeing Darvish in an Astros uni is gonna blow

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FINALLY

A L T U V E
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>>75671246
stop pretending to be me faggot I post with this trip only even on mobile

>>75670674
I was right lol

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TY BASED ALTUVE

inb4 Banister trots Claudio out there again and throws the game away

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>odor has a lower avg than jose bautism

Marwin wants to get on base so badly
Nice to see that kind of fight up and down the lineup this year

IT'S HAPPENING. WE IN THIS ONE BOYS.

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M A G N I F I C E N T
M A R W I N

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that AB was PURE KINO

Wait, I though LeClerc was y'all's closer now? Why bring him in in the 5th inning?

>>75672170
Bush is. Leclerc is like 10 years old.

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SAVE US CARLOS

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COOKIN UP A RALLY

Fuck Lucroy holy shit

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>it isn't even the 6th inning and >we have already scored 3
No lead is safe from the late-inning magic

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>Dyson warming up

>>75672552
Gg

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>mfw da Stros walk off this inning

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>mfw da stros walk off next inning

>>75672780
Orbit is the single faggiest mascot I have ever seen and that includes Dandy and Youppi!.

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>>75672828
t. >rags literal furry

>Carlos "guaranteed swinging strikeout" Gomez

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/our inning/

> Reddick

>>75672962
Hit for the cycle now he will go back to the oldways

My asshole is on maximum pucker.

RAGS RAGS RAGS

MARWIN!!!

This team blows.

Who cares.

Cowboys>>>>>all your shitty franchise, Poorston.

M A R W I N
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AHAHAHAHAHAH

>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS

No lead is safe with Gregerson though.

>>75674502

Have you met my friend, Ken Giles?

Harris should be in.

>>75674514
No lead is safe with either of them lol

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>>75674622
>rags

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>Luke the Fluke

Gregerson on cue.

>>75674697
What'd I say about that Ranger's bullpen, though

weak as Astros bp 2015

GIDP please based Harris

(K)lutch Harris

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>>75674856
this game tho

>>75669166
GRAND SLAM

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>>75674871
I'm about to have a heart attack

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>>75674926
bout ta have a swag attack i tell you hwat

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Gomez swing. Fucking lol enjoy him ragfags

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>rags

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WILL HARRIS IS A GOD

Hahaha fucking Gomez

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SUCK A BUTT RAGGOTS