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/cric/
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Hmmmmmm
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based fucking danishit
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what's the cricket version of this play?
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>>75670943
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>>75670983
that lad was pretty much asking for it, to be quite honest with you

was it a momentum changer?
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>>75670983
Are the West Indies the meme team of international cricket?
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i hear memeit games can go all afternoon
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>>75671331
Try 30+ hours
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>>75671331
Some of them go for several months
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Who the fuck made a new thread
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>>75673786
Me ama
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which country is literallly
>Reddit: The Cricket Team

?
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>>75674591
Redditstralia
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>>75674831
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>>75674591
Easily New Zealand with their le nice guys meme
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Cricket is a dead sport.
And this is a dead community.
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>>75675754
designated truthbomb right here
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>>75675754
your mum is dead lol
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>>75675900
based fucking goosey
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>>75675754

Cricket is a nice sport.
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>>75676243
are you a poo? if not have you watched any cricket match monkeyboy?
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>>75676322
Thanks mate, appreciate it.
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Literally stop making threads for a few months you retarded fucks
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Ashes tickets are up for sale lads
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>>75677082
I'm going to make and bump threads non stop.
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>>75677095
>no WA updates

I swear if it's at the fucking WACA again I'm not going
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Think this Ashes series is going to be elite lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwvnsqnLRZg
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ya reckon he will lift the cup at the end of the season?
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>>75677319
I reckon he's going to shatter every bone in his body after bowling half an over just like usual
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AUSTRALIA CT XI

1. F*nch
2. Warner
3. Meme Shit
4. Lynn
5. Head
6. Maxwell
7. Stoinis
8. >Wade
9. Starc
10. Cummins
11. Stanlake/Hazlewood
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Tiger Woods looks like he's got a bit of banglel in him
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>>75677472
Pretty sure he's part curry actually
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>>75668495
You stole our /hoc/ OP
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>>75677588
He's part thai and black
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>>75677667
Render unto /cric/ what is /cric/'s
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Where's goosey at?
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/hoc/ rules, /cric/ drools/.
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Really don't want to see the selectors fall for the Pattinson in pyjamas meme
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>>75677095
Day 1-4 bought lads

Day 1 with the old man and the next three with a few blokes from my club
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>>75677737
>tfw parents don't care about the grig
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Waiting for the bus lads
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u need a lift somewhere m8?
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>>75677735
Don't think they will, it'd put him under too much stress before the Ashes. Unlike Cummins and Starc he really isn't good enough at limited overs to warrant the risk
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Just did a massive smelly /cric/ lads, bad one.
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>>75677797
All good mate
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On the shitter
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>>75677995
Make sure you scoop him out. He'll grow up to be a great australian pace bowler some day
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>>75678015
literally a repost of neo-ams's garbage
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>>75677787
where you going?
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>>75678082
at uni right now
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>>75678087
don't do Engineering mate
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David "Bumble" Lloyd's page made an oblique reference to a shark and the England captain Mike Atherton. When I asked Mullally to tell me the story, he lit up. "It was the New Zealand tour of 1996-97. Atherton had his rods, he loves his fly fishing, he's making up all his flies on the planes and in his hotel room, and as you can see, I love fishing too, I'm rigging up my rods at the moment, I used to have my own boat… "

For the next ten minutes Mullally did not pause for breath. He explained how he had gone fishing on a day off, with a couple of players and Lloyd, the England coach. They were trying but failing to catch some snapper when Mullally hooked something heavy. "… and I've gone, 'Shit, bring your rods in lads, I've got something big on here', and after about ten minutes Bumble's like, oh for f***'s sake, just bring it in, would you, and I said, 'Mate, I've got a whale on here I'm telling you', and two hours later I pull in a mako shark, they're related to the great white… " (There followed a scene, which I'll cut for brevity, where a toothy 55lb shark thrashed about on the deck of the boat, and Bumble leapt at Andy Caddick like Scooby Doo jumping into Shaggy's arms.) "… and when we got back I chucked it into the back of the pickup and Bumble's like, 'Ay up lad, what are you going to do with that?' And I said, 'You know what I'm going to do with it'…

"… and I took it to the big fancy hotel reception and said, 'Excuse me, can I have Mr Atherton's room key?' I dragged it up through the elevator, it's still bloody and it stinks, I stuck it on his bed, I got a marker pen and a bit of paper and stuck a note on its pectoral fin. 'Athers, this is what you call a fish… '"
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>>75678302
And he got dropped for the next game
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Just bought my ashes tickets, my mate said wine is cheap but beer expensive is that true?
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>>75678380
there's plenty of cheap beer, but no one really wants to drink piss in the cities here
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>you will NEVER go to an Ashes test
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>>75678392
literally just fly over for the boxing day or new years tests mate
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>>75678386
So what beer would you recommend for a 5 day test my Australian friend
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>>75678419
dunno, each state has their own beer

in WA go for Little Creatures.
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>>75678419
Tooheys extra dry
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Watching highlights of Zimbabwe beating England in tests lads
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>>75668495
This girl is much more attractive in the thumbnail.
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>>75678445
Hmm
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>>75668495
Why do niggers and fobs get so mad when I point out the best younger winger in the league is white?
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>>75678781
dunno mate maybe ask nrl
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>>75678792
NRL is a dead sport with no thread lol
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>>75676552
how many times more are you planning on posting this as if it was relevant, obnoxious subhuman?
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I thought Cricket was an insect. Why is it a general on esspee
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>>75678977
woh slow down monkeyboy, what have I ever done to you
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>>75678991
#lmao #kek
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missing the trinilad
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>>75679819
you JUST know
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>you will never do a haka with the lads
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really wish I could have gone through my last years of high school again lads
basically think I ruined the experience by thinking I was above everyone else
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>>75680291
Why doesnt the cricket team do the meme dance ?
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>>75680910
Can't think of a single maori that has actually played cricket and it doesn't really work with a bunch of angl*s doing it. Ross Taylor doesn't count since he's from some other meme island.
Actually, has Boult got a bit in him? Kinda has that look about him
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>>75680937
I think daryl tuffey was one.
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>>75680922
gatecunt confirmed to be rod marsh
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>>75680937
Keiran Noema-Bartlett is a maori, but he's got as good a chance of playing for the All Blacks as he does for the Kiwis
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>>75681568
>28.08 FC average
>92 innings

kek?
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>>75681568
Is calling NZ players kiwis only a cricket meme?
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>>75681665
nope
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>>75681665
Kiwi is a standard nickname for New Zealanders in general
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Cricket in Lesotho

how do we do it lads
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>>75681599

I don't watch a lot of NZ domestic cricket (obviously) but I think most of their teams are similar to associates and womens teams in that there are one or two specialist bats, one or two specialist bowlers and 8 all-rounders.

He's currently playing 2nd XI cricket for some 2nd division county.
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>england are wearing creams again

thank fucking god my autism has been satisfied

probably made 50 posts complaining about it during the ashes
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really dislike people like Mullally who think that being born in a country they have no memory of means that's their home country despite having being raised in a completely different one
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>>75682155
elite truthie
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>>75682155
Who?
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/92174913/luke-ronchi-set-to-open-for-black-caps-again-as-they-seek-power-hitting-option-at-the-top

>power hitting option

*inhales*
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>75687126
What were they supposed to do? Persist with Latham? Try and blood Phillips in the ODI series immediately before the CT?

Ronchi opening and getting a quick 15(17) is uironically their best option. He'll be gone fore good after the CT though.
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>>75687292
Bring back Jesse Ryder then. Fat drunk guy is literally a better option than Ronchi.
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>>75687349
At keeping? No.


Ryder is shit btw, there are tonnes of better hit and giggle players in NZ at this point. Munro, Devich Bruce, just to name a few.
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>>75687519
Latham is in the team
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>>75687911
So you want to persist with Latham as opener/keeper despite the fact that he's been as bad (or worse) than Ronchi? Fair enough I guess, but i'd prefer (from a kiwi perspective) to have a specialist keeper who doesn't score runs than a part-time keeper who doesn't score runs.


From the CT squad my team would be:

Guptill
Ronchi
Williamson
Taylor
Broom
Anderson
Neesham
De Grandhomme
McCleneghan (He's been great in the IPL)
Patel (only because he's been so good in County cricket for so long)
Boult
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>>75688797
>Neeshit
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just kidding bro no worries
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>>75668495
Stop stealing memes you unoriginal cunt
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>>75690097
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>>75682425
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>>75687292
>What were they supposed to do
pic related

put it on anything short of a half volley and it gets called a wide
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvChjHcABPA

Literally the greatest song ever written
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>/cric/
haha
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>>75693429
Hey mate how are you
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We have become the laughing stock of /sp/ lads.
Even the f*cking leaf is laughing at us.
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>>>/pol/124003338
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>>75693715
>>75692165
>>75691330
>>75691208
Just get a job
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>>75696466
I am employed
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Absolutely livid that I'll have to pay just over $8 a week for the privilege of going to university and having the government front up my expenses lads

what the FUCK is going on in this country this is what happens when you don't vote greens what the fuck
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cricket is gay lol
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>>75698991
BTFO
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>>75698991
Hey mate how are you
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>>75699028
Pretty bad m8, no job & no gf
At least I have the sports section of an anime image board
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>>75699045
Based Ankush
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what does the death of the Phillip mean for cricket in England?
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i wish i was muscular and masculine enough to appreciate cricket
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>>75699067
Watch cricket and post in /cric/ or I'll beat you the fuck up
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>>75699093
you wouldn't last five minutes in my world boi
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>>75699067
I can't begin to describe how the world opens up to you once you understand the inner workings of test cricket
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I was told /cric/ had an active, interesting and informative community

I've been bamboozled
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>>75699191
It does just not at this time of year
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>>75699191
come during the ashes

it's like a human experiment in autism
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>>75699304
word
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>>75699317
fugg wrong thread sorry lads
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>memes
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whats up
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>>75699852
whatsapp is a software m8
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>>75699870
no its an application
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>>75699886
>implying
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>>75699928
what?
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>>75699118
Cancerlad before he gave up women for unparalleled knowledge
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>>75699809
Whose the girl
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>>75699938
application is a software.
>>75699951
his gf Anushka Sharma
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>>75699964
ur a software
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>>75699978
no u
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>>75700080
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>>75699964
is Anushka Sharma related to Ankusha Sehgal?
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>>75700102
nah
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>>75700102
former lovers
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>2011+6
>he still has autism
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>>75700464
what a mong
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>the absolute state of /cric/
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http://m.news24.com/news24/World/News/australian-mom-wont-stand-trial-for-murdering-8-children-20170504

>Suicidelanders

What a despicable state, when is it being segregated?
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>>75700501
wonder who's behind this post
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fucking hell when's the fucking champs trophy
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>>75700501
oh vey!
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>>75700798
>not watching the pak v wi test
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>>75700840
>watching the pak v wi test
kek
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>watching test "cricket"
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>>75700840
you're right this is something that I am not doing
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fucking hell these threads are depressing why do they keep on being made
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what do you call this dish?
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>nice poomunity faggots
KEK kek
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>>75700886
hmm
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someone start blogging so we can get a discussion going
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>>75700886
abomination
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>>75700891
I liek girgit :D
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>>75700893
,
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Hot Thoughts is my aoty lads
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>>75700886
Innovative
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>>75700886
agile
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>>75700889
>>75700896
>>75701336
>>75701407
what about this one?
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>>75701600
Absolutely rancid
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>>75701336
>>75701407
kek
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WI have it in the bag lads
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>>75701600
Weekend brekky
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>>75701600
looks gppd
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Pakistan to fall 187 runs short lads
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>>75701679
Why the hate on kiwis?
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>>75699191
basically no one posts except the hyper autists during this part of the year
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>>75701260
Yeah I'm a fan too. Their last album did nothing for me, but this one is good
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>>75701737
still on track here lads
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fuck
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>>75689798

The three players from the squad I left out were Latham, Southee and Snta... Who would you bring in faggot?

Not my fault NZ sucks so much shitters like Neesham and Ronchi are first choice options.
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lads
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What should be >our XI for the CT lads?

Finch
Warner
Smith
Lynn
Head
Maxwell
Wade
Cummins
Starc
Hastings/Pattinson
Hazelwood
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Europa Universalis 4 is a bit shit

heard 3 was better, can anyone confirm that?
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>>75701933
Pattinson shouldn't play he's been garbage in England's list A competition

I like Stanlake myself, but dunno if he's going to be decent enough on English pitches so Hastings is probably a good call.

Otherwise that looks good. Definitely a trophy winning side.
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>>75701908
How are you mate?
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>>75701949
Yeah doing alright thanks mate. Gearing up to run a half marathon in 25 days so we'll see how that goes.
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Based fucking Gabriel

WI still in it lads
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>>75701944
Stanlake isn't in the squad lad
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west indies lads
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>>75701997
fucking swear he was what the fuck
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Pretty hype for the ODI tonight lads. Ireland will unironically be more competitive against Englel than they were against Afghanistan.
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>>75702016
my grandfather keeps on telling me england are going to be all out for 30 kek
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>>75701938
just play victoria 2
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>>75702003
They should let him get some domestic experence before they play him in the NT anyway. He got BTFO against Pak and SL and sucked a fat one in the IPL gameshe played earlier in the season. It was a mistake to pull him out of the BBL
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WI just dropped the game lads
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>>75700886
Chinese bhel
only Indian kids will get it.
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>>75702049
>He got BTFO against Pak
dunno if I agree on that he had some bad overs and a lot of excellent ones. He was unlucky to not walk out of that series with a bundle of wickets.
He was shit against SL though, yeah.
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and yeah, let him develop

the new selectors are fucking retarded, keep on bringing in literal children that aren't good enough to play international cricket yet.
ended up fucking up Maddinson's mental state, probably had the same on Heazlett
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>>75668495
Don't use NSFW pics in the OP dumbass.
Not everyone is a NEET here.
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Who's dick does Dwayne Smith suck to keep getting picked? Gujarat know you don't have to pick 4 foreigners right?

>>75702060
Could say the same about Mennie and Worrall in SA. At the international level you can't afford to bowl as shittily as Stanlake (at times) did. He'll be right in a couple of years, just needs some seasoning.
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L A D S
A
D
S
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>>75702071
Maddinson is shit anyway. Should've given Ferguson another test or two or brought in Burns.

Maddinshit was unironically selected because he occasionally bowls some pies.
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fucking hell lads I was memeing at first but the Windies could pull this off
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>>75702194

40/4 at lunch I reckon lad. Holder hast to bowl himself ragged I reckon, they don't have many runs to play with.
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fuck me
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what a fucking meme that was
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>pakistan
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Should be 6 down by now. Shehzad is looking shaky as fuck
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wish the trinilad was here Tbh lads
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Holder's a handsome bloke Tbh
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I love baseball, but cricket is better.

>fact
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Goodbye lads
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>>75681568
Just got an 8 ball duck vs Essex.
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SOS>Take a Chance on Me>Money Money Money>everything else in the history of music
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>>75701933
>that middle order
kek
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>>75702708
yeah going to be raining sixes mate
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There's never any Indian cheerleaders, it's always white chicks
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>>75702718
>Lynn
>Head
>Maxwell
>Wade

literally worse than bangaladesh Tbh lad.
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>>75702708

Possibly the most elite middle order ever.
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>>75702761
Lynn and Maxwell are all quality sloggers and Head can easily bash it over midwicket
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>>75702775
hmm what happens when these sloggers are in the middle before 15th over?
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>>75702796
Well the idea when desiging a batting order is that doesn't happen
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really really really want the West Indies to win this
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just what I was hoping for
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LGTSS

>Pakistan
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IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
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>Pakistan
lol
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>7/36
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>australia came close to losing a test at home to this meme team
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Really like Shai Hope, seems like a great bloke
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Found a paki
>>>/int/74417084
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>>75703062
>Really like Shai Hope, seems like a great bloke

you did that on purpose, didn't you?
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>>75703066
to meh kya karu bhai? nachu?
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>>75703089
haan naach le bhosdike
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>>75703073
no clue what you mean m8
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Alright when's the next three wickets
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fucking hell
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Are the goatfuckers memeing out a win? What the fuck is going on?
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off to bed

fuck the west indies if they blow this
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just woke up
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1 to go lads get excited
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> Pakistan 393 & 81
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Too bad the Windies won't bring Blackwood back in for the 3rd test. Singh is old and shit whereas Blackwood is young and shit.
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Twelve and a half hours until the ODI lads.
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>>75707414
>memeDI
faggot
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>you now remember 60-10
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>>75707435

t. salty cuckwi mad that his team will fail in the CT
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based fucking wi lads

reminder i called a west indies 2-1 victory before this series started

reminder hetmyer aka clive loyd 2.0 will score a series winning hundred next game

reminder

>an ausgod pleb literally thought this series wasnt worthy of a

based fucking braithwaite. based fucking shai hope. based fucking alzari joseph. based fucking gabriel. there is literally no halting the great west indies revival
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*worthy of a thread
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>>75700798
you need to die
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>>75700851
>indians
literally kys
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reminder that cricket exists in one form only and that is two innings each over a few days, anything else is a weird bastardization and is no closer to actually being cricket than indoor cricket is. reminder that only low iq, low attention span desis like limited overs '''''''''''''''''''''cricket'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''', the invention of which was a complete and utter mistake
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48JPhpZUwFI&feature=share
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found out today I have mild emphysema lads
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>>75710136
stop smoking them nicotine dicks man.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mmDZYUmQyv
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuc3faQAEs

/cric/ approved tune
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>>75711038
love dinosaur jr

once met j mascis at a sushi train
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-crgQGdpZR0
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west indies are literally unstoppable
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>>75712614
ur living all over me is elite

in australia?
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>>75713254
Much like these Welshes coming out of my arse.
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>>75713296
Yeah, they were playing that night And I went out to dinner before the concert

Would have been five years back
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based fucking west indies
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Yea Viv talk nah
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Quick question about limited overs cricket.

Do batters also get a limited number of balls or are they actually allowed to bat through all 20 overs if they don't get out (meaning the rest of their team never gets to bat)?
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>>75714409
Yep

Happened in the Big Bash two years back actually. Klinger and SMarsh batted out the whole game.
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>>75714436

Pretty cool. Thanks.
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>10/81
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>81 wickets
how?
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my favourite daniel moment
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FurMQwYH90Y
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Indonesia is an elite EU start
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Really need a country with white ODI uniforms
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lol cucky england can't field a cricket team without subhuman brownies, while proud aryan irish name a all-white team like a boss.
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>those disgusting looks flats towering over the ground
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good on ireland for not having a complete collapse
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Ireland, Bangladesh and the West Indies will literally be ruling international cricket in 5 years time
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DkQBPpun0M
literally find me a better bundas
>>
Don't know why Ireland didn't pick based Barry McCarthy. Thompson is handy, but trying to get 10-15 overs out of him and Stirling will be tough
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what's you opinion on /bant/ lads? just found out about it and it looks like it's a better /int/ for now.
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>>75716629
>better /int/

Pretty low bar lad
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>>75716629
it's a bit garbage

/int/'s a bit garbage too, I only go there to practice my french really
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>>75716629
/int/ is just a shit /sp/ anyway
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>>75715023
lol
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all over
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Ireland are pretty fucked, if they play well then "England" will just raid their team
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Why doesn't Eoin Morgan sing God Save the Queen?

Does he hate his country?
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>>75716427
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>>75716723
>reaction images

freshcunt detected
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in a deep autistic rage at England's new pyjama set

looks like a fucking soccer uniform
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>>75716735
>muh poomunity
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its all about stealing other poomunitys OC
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>>75716735

>muh secret club


Yeah lad, i'm a freshie... here in the off season... for a memeDI between englel and an associate...


Top logic there mate, have a (you)
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>>75716795
>reaction images

freshcunt detected
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reminder i am the evariste galois of cricketing scholarship
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>>75716839
thoughts on ABBA
>>
I'm four years into a six year degree and I think I've just realised I don't really want to do it as a job and probably will just do a dip ed and teach in a high school afterwards and basically I'm fucking retarded
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>>75716843
not listened much they have a few bangers tho
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>>75716778
delet this
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>playing send off music when a wicket falls

pretty disrespectful England, very disappointed in you
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>>75716858
>Click here now!
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>>75716877
really inspired advertising
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>direland
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I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
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hope alzarri joseph accepts my friend request
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might check on my dad and see if he's killed himself yet
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>>75716916
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>>75716916
get a reply on this?
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>>75716933
me
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>direland getting btfo

b-but I didn't even know we had a cricket team lols.
>>
>>75716933
Did he find out you spend your weekends posting here?
>>
>>75716908
>>75716953
how's cricket going in ireland? Is it beginning to catch on?
>>
>letting Root take your wicket
>>
>>75716960
he reckons he's proud of me actually
>>
>>75716967
secret weeapon
>>
>>75716965
If they start winning then it will untill they lose.

How it goes here really.
>>
remember when root got gayle out in the third over or something kek
>>
>tfw no island neighbors to bully like this

I wish NZ would stop trying to be relevant in sports other than rugby
>>
>>75715886
Aren't half that team not from Ireland at all?

>Muh half Irish gran
>>
>>75716965
Theres a training ground in all the cities.New field up a few miles outside my town, might join.

Someone said earlier in the thread about Ireland and the windies and Bangladesh ruling cricket in five years but I think he was taking the piss.
>>
>>75716989
pretty sure they're all irish, one of the big things about them as an associate side
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>>75716999
>Someone said earlier in the thread about Ireland and the windies and Bangladesh ruling cricket in five years but I think he was taking the piss.
>I think

bloody hell mate
>>
>>75716989
nah

>Ed joyce, Born September 22, 1978, Dublin
>Paul Stirling, Born September 3, 1990, Belfast
>William Porterfield, Born September 6, 1984, Londonderry
>Andy Balbirnie, Born December 28, 1990, Dublin
>Niall O'Brien, Born November 8, 1981, Dublin
>Gary Wilson, Born February 5, 1986, Dundonald
>Kevin O'Brien, Born March 4, 1984, Dublin
>Stuart Thompson, Born August 15, 1991, Londonderry
>George Dockrell, Born July 22, 1992, Dublin
>Tim Murtagh, Born August 2, 1981, Lambeth, London
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>>75717025
and

>Peter Chase, Born October 9, 1993, Dublin
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>>75717003
With the exception of Murtagh, yeah they're all Irish.
>>
>>75717021
bangla are on the rise tbf
>>
>>75717021
It's like our sixth popular sport

Go easy lad
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>>75717031
>Cricket for good
>Ireland is allowed to play
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>>75716986
You have a few options

>Dreamtime ODI series vs Abbos (although that would be fixed in their favour)
>PNG aka the Puckin Next Generation'', aka the original seasoned convicts against the new wave of upstart "Boat Boys"
>Mainland v TAS

if all else fails, just get some youtube letsplayers or something
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>>75717053
Not if Ireland win then suddenly it moves up. Like in 2011
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love dirt by alice in chains
>>
owzat
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really think there's a lot of scope for oc involving morgan
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>>75717060
We need to bully WA into seceding so we can wreck them every time

>>75717053
yeah but you are the only ones who play your most popular sport, what kind of country does that?
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>>75717079
Explains all the Americans who claim they're 1/64 Irish
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>>75717079
Same with you boys and aussie rules, which is up there I'm sure
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reminder this man destroyed irish cricket's entire soul
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If Ireland had Morgan they'd be MUCH better. Their bowling is actually alright and they've got a bit of depth and have decent players <25 (Dockrell, Chase, McCarthy)

Joyce
Stirling
Porterfield
Morgan
K. O'Brien

is actually a good LO nucleus.
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>>75717079

Football is easily he most popular sport. And maybe rugby. What happens here is that when Ireland lose at either one then say the other one is more popular. Then if lose at both suddenly muh gaa is the most important anyway.

Apparently know we're a MMA country.

It's insulting to hear shit like " haha didn't even know we had a cricket team la" as the crickets community here are dying for people to get involved, especially when so close to getting test status. If Ireland win then suddenly everyone's a fucking fan. Insulting.

Pisses me off lads

I'll relax now. Tea anyone?
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>>75717103
Yeah that was my (admittedly shit) joke. AFL is probably 2nd behind Cricket, although it's easily more popular than cricket in all states but the rugby ones
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>>75717103
played in PNG
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>>75717021
the windies and bangladesh literally will rule cricket in 5 years though
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>>75717117
>Close to Test status

at least 5 years now lad

>>75717122
There's white cunts still in PNG? Mustn't have gotten the memo
>>
just ordered some more finasteride lads
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>>75717150
that's them playing a team from Brisbane I think

never really was a white presence on Papua
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>>75717150
cant find stats for what % white PNG is, annoying me
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>>75717137
Don't forget us!
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>>75717150
What about if there's an England collapse
>>
ireland will never be good at cricket
>>
Woah boys we got ourselves a wicket straight away. Roy BTFO!
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>>75717150
literally going to get it in 2 years

Ireland have been competitive for a decade now so they're not going to implode like Kenya and are much better than Bangladesh were on admission.
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recall when
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>>75717178
Probably not great
>>
>>75717178
no one but asylum seekers and the locals live in Rape: The Country
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>>75717209
>le 'new micheal vaughan' lad
how contrived. sad!
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>>75717209
those were the days
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>>75717199

No, Afghanistan will win promotion. Irelands chance at winning the IC cup went up in smoke at Greater Noida.
>>
>>75717280
why, because they were beaten in a game on a turning track that they have little experience on despite being the first associate nation to be given first class status and despite winning 4/5 intercontinental cups?
>>
aghanistan>ireland

aghanistan will take ireland close in ireland, and maybe even win, whereas ireland just get completely embarrassed in subcontinent conditions
>>
>only lost 2 international first class games
yeah ireland definitely aren't going to be promoted
>>
I hear Afghanistan have a guy in the ipl who's doing alright
>>
>>75717303

No, because Afghan has now taken a lead over them you retard. The team that wins THIS IC cup gets to play Zim, not the team that won the last four
>>
>>75717313
t, mr thatcher
>>75717345
pretty sure that pathway is getting scrapped by the ICC with the planned test restructure, and that restructure involved both teams getting promoted
>>
>>75717323

Again, they've got to win the IC cup to have a chance at promotion, which they won't.


>>75717339

Some 35 year old cab driver pretending to be a teenager.
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>>75717339
the man who killed irish cricket
>>
>>75717370
>>75717358

both nations having test status is what the ICC are currently planning
>>
>>75717358
>t, mr thatcher
kek u madman
>>
>>75717371
the world's least significant villain
>>
Who should be the favourites for the CT?
>>
>>75717371
We'll be back!
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>>75717392
south africa
australia
england
new zealand

in that order
>>
you know youre shit when tim murtagh is opening your bowling
>>
really just a team in recovery right now, should have played this game a few years back
>>
test
>>
>>75717462
no, ODI
>>
Tbh England are one of the best sides in the world and this is more than appropriate
>>
basically Hales is lucky as fuck
>>
>>75717488
cuck
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>>75717475
20 20
>>
Are England going to win this within 20 overs?

Top kekels
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>>75717583
Don't write it like that
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god I hate hales

reminds me of the blokes that bullied me in primary school I guess
>>
pavement
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>>75717606
Did you go to primary school with Daniel Rickyardo?
>>
>>75717621
nah I'd be the one giving a wog shit

I wasn't right at the bottom of the food chain, more somewhere in the middle
>>
swear to god i keep conceiving these absolutely amazing songs in my dreams but i just never remember how they go when i wake up
>>
>>75717705
once I had a dream where I wrote this album that was really fucking good. I woke up and remembered what it sounded like for about 10 seconds and then completely forgot
>>
>>75717705
>>75717719
Jack Black?
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>>75717719
feelsbad. last night i composed this absolute anthem i swear. it was like a gothic version of bittersweet symphony crossed with pavement but yeah it went after a few seconds like you say
>>
watching some kiwi movie, why do you have door knobs so high? that seems unconfortable
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>>75717753
>outing yourself as a manlet
>>
kek on your bike mate
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>>75717768
>putting your knob at the same height as the light switch
you are weird people
>>
>>75717795
>calling a door knob just a "knob"

bad idea mate
>>
>>75717795
looks like one of those older doors with the higher handles
>>
my life would be so much easier if it was physically possible for me to chill out, but i just cant
>>
took them 20 overs could have been worse
>>
See you boys at lords
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>>75717941
Top cuck kek cuck lad
>>
>>75717963
Are you alright buddy?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBZMc9ue6mw

reminder india will never, ever produce a fast bowler this good
>>
>>75717164
>lose your pee-pee for some hair
why does anyone think this is a good idea
>>
reminder the film interstellar is a modern triumph, stand out film of our generation
>>
>>75718144
finasteride side effects are a meme and literally do not exist
>>
>>75718152
laughable opinion senpai
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>>75718152
t. straffo
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>>75718152
Off topic
>>
want to hear a new vocaroo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIlfSvJmYvA
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OH DAMN
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I'm seeing a few Irish posters, does anyone give the slightest fuck about cricket in Ireland or are you weirdo hipsters that deliberately like obscure sports in your country?
>>
it would literally be the farce of the century if ireland weren't given test status
>>
>>75718242
yeah i think they should have it even tho theyre total shit, irish people are competitive and they'll always be up for the fight . also their hatred for england will bring out the best of them
>>
>>75718170
Might kickstart a straffo doco lads
>>
Straffo is interesting in that he so desperately wants to be a normie despite failing in every way

this is what draws me to straffo
>>
reminder straffo is literally the most electrifying man in forum entertainment
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>>75718236
according to /cric/ cricket is the fastest growing sport in ireland, malaysia, and germany
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holy shit
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>>75670983
Does it count as a strikeout when the horizontal things fall off the vertical thingies even if it's the head thingie that knocks them off?
>>
*RARE* India v New Zeland 1995 ODI series review OLD GOLD FROM ROB!
>>
robelinda is without a doubt the most autistic man in any sport
>>
>>75718682
>watching ODIs
>>
>He estimates that he owns every commercially produced VHS cricket video ever released in England and Australia, including obscure subscription-only titles like Cover Point, which were advertised in cricket magazines in the '80s and '90s.
>Not even Cricket South Africa has copies of a collection of rare videos he has from the South African rebel tours, which remain a lost world of cricket history
>He says he has footage of virtually every game played in Australia for the last 30 years. They've been transferred onto CDs that are stored in around 25 folders in his Melbourne home. Each folder contains 1000 discs, and together they make up a near-complete archive of Australian cricket in his lifetime.
>>
english women are ugly is the biggest meme ever, theres literally so many young hot english women you just want to bang
>>
>>75718769
Pretty elite desu
>>
>>75718800
Yeah I was very surprised when I went to England. Even the teeth meme was overblown. Granted, I didn't go north of London and I've heard it goes to shit up there.

Honestly felt a bit stupid for buying into the meme. There's plenty of attractive girls here, and most of the population can claim English heritage.
>>
>>75718837
>I didn't go north of London and I've heard it goes to shit up there
truthie t b h, except students i guess
>>
i used to be cool and i just didnt realise it, me and a sense of self pride just dont go together. how very sad
>>
reckon my little brother has inherited my dad's lazy gene big time. sad!
>>
>>75719097
>tfw got mum's autism genes
>>
>>75718236
Just autistic, this is 4chan after all.
>>
just walked my dog lads
>>
fuck Alan Mullally
>>
basically he was too shit to get anywhere in Australia and he knew this so he ran off to England despite having no memory of the country and having been raised in Australia
>>
>tfw Gilly will never knock your stump
>>
>>75719808
got an ad filmed in my backyard back in 2005 or so that featured Gilchrist ama
>>
>>75719871
was he secretly butthurt over ponting's captaincy?
>>
love pussy
>>
>>75719963
it's a bit shit

honestly have little desire for sex outside of a relationship
>>
>>75720008
fucking love it m8

love getting right up in there
>>
>pookistan
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEl2nIvimnI

is this guy a big deal in cricket?
>>
>>75720206
won't have a bad word said against monty
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>>75720206
he was a meme
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2013/aug/07/drunk-monty-panesar-urinating-bouncers
>>
>>75720206
better than any Australian left arm spinner ever. only nz, sri lanka and india have produced a sla as good
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f87NT3COeNY
love monty
>>
>>75720236
he seems like a nice lad
>>
>>75720206
>le piss on bouncer man
>>
>>75720291
he had a mental breakdown, but for a while he was easily the most popular cricketer in the world
good bowler and laughably terrible at everything else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHIdzEpZiyk
>>
about to make columbine look like a fucking joke lads
>>
>>75720259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsDSYSIBSYI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4pQxNFECLY
the GOAT left armer
>>
>>75720379
he has a very classical action. I unironically think he's better than jadeja
>>
>>75720379
That Indian series in 2007/8 was so fucking elite
>>
>>75720332
>he had a mental breakdown
I've had one too ama
>>
>>75720443
ah yes, when umpball robbed india of a series win. remember it well
>>
Haven't seen Fat Hump Gay for a while lads
>>75720454
me too, I was a neet for two years as a result
>>
NEED to get over 400 fb friends to be officially normie
>>
Daniel has literally doubled his friends since "leaving" /cric/
>>
fuck ivana is ugly
>>
>>75720470
>tfw never won in australia
>could've won against the aussie golden gen
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Tbh I feel like cricket has gone downhill since 2008

India and Australia both slipped back to being normal teams again, the West Indies and Zimbabwe continued to fall. Really apart from South Africa and maybe England, there hasn't been any really great sides since then. England and Australia could maybe have one in the workings, but that's a few years off.
>>
90s and the early 2000s were so fucking good

so many incredible players, so much history, so many great moments
>>
Sometimes I don't thrill you
Sometimes I think I'll kill you
Just don't let me fuck up will you
'cause when I need a friend it's still you
>>
>>75720559
>>75720611
could literally be a century before we see a team as good as the 90s aussies was
>>
>>75720559
theres literally no good teams right now its true. weakest era in history right now, it's interesting tho because it means everybody is in with a chance, I unironically think west indies might beat England in England this year
>>
>>75720635
Such a ridiculous era. The worst regular player on the team was Damien fucking Martyn, that really just boggles my mind.

Even the shield teams were fucking stacked with quality players. Guys like Lehmann, the Hussey brothers and Hodge could barely squeeze a game in, if at all for David Hussey. MacGill would have gone down as Australia's best modern spinner if Warne didn't exist too.
>>
>>75720635
west indies circa 2025 m8

will be the most powerful cricketing force of all time
>>
extremely drunk

only good thing about having an alcoholic mum is theres an endless supply of gin in the house
>>
>>75720855
gin is rank lad

even with a mixer
>>
>>75720885
mm i dunno man gin and tonic goes down real easy in my opinion
>>
>>75718315
THIS
>>
reminder that everyone only really ever acts in self interest, reminder the vast majority of your relationships with other people depend upon self interest, people are nice to popular to because it benefits them

reminder that if you get ill or something and are no longer popular pretty much nobody will care
>>
>>75721154
*popular people
>>
>>75721154
i'm not popular at all and plenty of people still care

your theory = shit
>>
>>75721154
>reminder that everyone only really ever acts in self interest
have YOU ever acted differently?
>>
>>75721258
no, not really
>>
>>75721615
based as fuck lad
have you taken the fatalism redpill?
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Lads. I just figured out how to make cricket the best sport of all time.

Put it on ice.
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>>75721689
i literally have
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>>75721154
>>
frontwards by pavement is definitely the greatest song of all time
>>
>>75720905
I like it with orange juice
>>
GOATwards
>>
>>75723903
t. brainwashed
>>
fully appreciating pavement requires the same kind of brain that is needed to appreciate test cricket
>>
hi guys, i am taking a shit posting class at my uni and the professor suggested i learn from aussies. Tell me how you mates doit
>>
>>75724375
Sniff petrol until your iq is a single digit, and BAM, you're an australian
>>
>>75724567
>petrol
we don't have that here, would gas suffice?
>>
>>75724607
Yeah, diesel works too
>>
>>75720559
>>75720650
Cricket right now is better than it was 2010-13

The fact you described the England team of that period as "great" is fucking laughable. How can a team be great if it has literally 0(zero) great players? Their one supposedly great player averaged fucking 46 or something.

England 2012 wouldn't beat the current Indian team in India or Australia in Australia.

That South African team was very good and better than anything around now, but they still routinely lost at home to a very weak Australian team.
>>
>>75724765
>>75724765
>>75724765
new
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>>75724772
lester
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>>75724772
I said maybe England mostly because someone was going to reply and say "what about England"
Few standout players, but they really did complement each other well. I maintain they could beat Australia.
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