/heem/ - WW GOAT Edition

Workin the marks HARD today

Iaquinta 2,3

Who do you have winning Joanna or Jessica and how?

News:
>fightstats matter
>Schaubfag is killing the game
>the OP, does in fact, not matter

Ronda regrets not making it work with Schaub
>http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/Ronda-still-loves-schaub-even-though-engaged

Schaub has the highest viewed podcast in the world
>http://www.cbssports.com/mma/brendan-schaub-breaks-podcast-viewer-record

Mousasi admits "he knew weidmans hands were down but decided to throw a knee anyways"
>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/4/25/15422092/ufc-210--video-interview-gegard-mousasi-loss-debacle-appeal-knee-chaos-rematch-mma-news

schaub to get a nike deal
>http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/meet-brendan-schaub-soon-to-be-billionare

Only real WW contendors are mike perry, and conor mcgregor

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Yoelito is goodboy

>>75666654
Posting that pic

You're like a woman

You're like a woman with that pic

Fucking bitch

le three more iq points than Diaz split decision boo hoo i won that shit wannabe gangsta man will beat Tyron?

>>75666649
>>75666665
>>75666672
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2lu7wg_jorge-masvidal-x-al-iaquinta-strike-for-strike-breakdown_sport

>>75666815
What?

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Who's your favorite black fighter?

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>>75666654
Fucking racebaiting loser

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>>75666654
/moose/

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>>75666654
>>75666839
Rashid smug as always

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Who's your favorite white fighter?

>>75666812
*hides behind 5 security guards*

>>75666886
Tyrone Woodley

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>>75666876
*GADOOSH*

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>conor!
>gsp!
>maiavidal!
>nick!

>>75666886
Daniel Cormier

>>75666886
is that a bleached steve harvey or a touched up photo of wanderlei

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GADOOSH

>>75666908
>you will never lick a black man's soles

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I thought I won that split decision I'm too real for this sport

For sure I've been a masvidal fan since strikeforce my man

>>75666998
>"I'm too real for this sport"
>literally fights more than every single one of /heem/s boys

If you're not training with gi you're wasting your time.

>>75667013
for sure my man, been a maiavidal fan since day 1, 100%

What's your favorite fight that went to decision?

>>75667114
Stop spamming thread with these stupid questions

>>75667018
Heems boy is Cody Garbage but at least his fights are exciting

>>75667114
Wonderboy vs Tyron Woodley

>>75667130
Notepad had to get a new hobby now that he has been run out of the OPmaking game.

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>>75667114

>>75667146
That's not NotePad, it's one of Adan's autistic playmates

>>75666836
Conor

>>75667134
If you can't appreciate the most technically sound fighter in MMA then it's your loss buddy

>>75667114
Robbery Lawler vs Carlos Conduit

name a dumber bet than karolina over claudia.

>>75667114
tyron vs. lawler

>>75667194
TJ beating Cody

>>75667185
Jorge is nowhere near that lad

Don't kid yourself

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>>75667177
Adan, I expect you to call Stud Radio tonight. I hope you're last encounter with studboy won't steer you away.

>hendricks > gsp
>lawler > hendricks x2
>lawler > conduit
>cruz > tj
>dodson > lineker
>tyron > wonderboi x2

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>>75667216

COMBEENATION TRAV LETS GO

COMBEENATION

what is the first ufc event you watched? be honest.

LET IT GO TRAV

>>75667248
UFC 1. Not the first time Brock fought like you all

>>75667228
>lawler > hendricks x2
but he clearly lost both lmfao

>>75667243
You're actually retarded

>>75667248
UFC 209

>>75667243
For sure don't get into boxing range against Masvidal my guy

>>75667243
for sure since strikeforce my man

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET CUNELO

>>75667248
>ufc
only bellator desu

>>75667194
Cody beating TJ

Peaches are a beast

>>75667293
If you like peaches you can't be my friend

For sure peaches are a beast my man

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>>75667267

>>75667114
Joanna Champion vs Clawja

>>75667315
for sure you're a real fan my man

>>75667243
>I've actually been watching Maia since he was competing in Junior BJJ competitions my man

My guy

If Chuck comes out of retirement would love to see Schaub come back for one more fight too. A fight between those two legends would be epic and Brendan is a real bad matchup for The Iceman. I almost wish Brendan wasn't so successful at comedy and podcasting so he would have more incentive to return.

>>75667340
I gave Maia is purple belt

Do you think muay thai gloves are too big?

Fuck what y'all talkin bout, heart ovva champion!

>>75667243
>>75667315
Jorge running away from cans and not finishing fights

4 sure the greatest my man

>>75667348
>double KO via baby farting in row Z

>>75667114
Shogun vs Hendo

>>75667340
Kek

T-Wood bless

>>75667368
Technique is technique, hombre

If Schaub and Chuck fought in an outdoor arena for sure a strong gust of wind would end the fight in a no contest hahaha catch my DRIFT there?

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can val win a rematch against the champ?

>>75667340
Guilty

>>75667390
no

>>75667384
Conor is more technical

>>75667390
Yes. She can also beat the straweight champ

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how long have you been a masvidal fan?

for sure since his rolando delgado fight here

Muay Thai and kickboxing matches are so different despite the only real difference being muay Thai allows clinching. Weird

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>>75667409

>>75667390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33MLKAoUZYc

>>75667426
Since he beat me in a convincing unanimous descion behind the dumpster during high school my guy

>>75667390
you could have a picnic on that forehead my guy, gadoosh

>>75667462
kek

>>75667441
The scoring system and culture make a big difference. For example in Muay Thai kicks score much more highly, and punches are mostly only seen as important if they give a knockdown or KO. Also moving backwards in Muay Thai is discouraged a lot, whereas in western kickboxing it's not. And elbows are usually not allowed in kickboxing which changes the inside game a lot.

I dont get why Romero vs Bisping doesnt happen immediately

If Romero beats Silva, takes MW belt, defends against Whittaker,Mousasi,Rockhold. Would he be new MW GOAT?

>>75667498
no he's a steroid cheat, if i were in charge he would have been permanently banned. the ufc is too soft on these cheaters.

>>75667506
Bisping is a steroid cheat, Not Homero

>>75667248
Ufc 100

>>75667426
For sure 100% when he split descioned millions of sperm cells at once my lad

>>75667444
Conor is still more technical

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>>75667544
Black Beass is trump supporter

>>75667544
Jorge Masvidal

>>75667561
for sure masvidal's been a fan of his since before he split decisioned cruz and hillary my man

>>75667561
>11 days

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Mommy looks good.

>>75667561
>>75667554
Source

>>75667591
Wouldnoteat, Miesha on the other hand..

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>>75667607
Miesha bless

>>75667409
>no jab
dropped

>>75667591
MOMMY

>>75667616
Genetically modified to be perfect wife material

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>>75667594

>>75667632
*artificially

On ufc unfiltered Platinum said his ideal opponent would be himself because that's the kind of fight he would want to see.

>>75667644
She's 100% NATTY my man

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>>75667644
Delete this

>>75667671
he's right
fuck Bitchping, Henderson 49-46

>>75667589
What happens in 11 days?
A 40 year old man split decisions a trump supporter?

>tfw my favorite fighters don't like each other :/

>>75667714
Same :(

>>75667724
Cody and TJ?

>>75667671
I'm starting to love this fucking guy, Brendan Swab who?
>>75667714
>Tfw your two boys hate eachother
It's like you failed as a father

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>hey #WheresWaldo get it trending
>Yeah Jose needs to get his brain checked out, they made get mine checked and it's all good man
>Yeah bro I've been fighting since 12 years old man

As a boy I was a fan of fighters.
As a man I am a fan of fights.

>>75667745
Yeah
Who are yours?

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>>75667817
Well since I'm a Bispingfan almost everyone hates him

>>75667838
I've heard that they hate each other but do you know why? They seem like they would get along.

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>>75667838
>I'm a Bispingfan
Not for long

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rory

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NEW THE REEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVkkPAFgUl0


DRAMA
ACTION
PRODUCTION VALUES OUT THE ASS
OVEREEM

>>75667506
Why you follow USADA for popping Yoel but not when they clear him?

I ask you heem

Why you not on board with my boy?

>>75667699
A 40 year old man strangles an annoying spic lol

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>>75667887
Because they know he going to blacksplode all over entire MW division. Nothing can stop the Cuban Missile, we will have two Cuban champs Masdival and Homero

>>75667544
al iquinta too

>>75667634
hell yeah

Bro why do you let people spam 2000 characters worth of TSU lol

>>75667887
I make the rules not USADA Yoel is permanently banned so is Bisping for drinking alcohol. Fuck all of them. Anything other than water and you're out of MMA.

>>75667858

Bisping hates Conor because he feels (absolutely accurately) that Conor gets away with doing the exact shit he gets chirped for.

>>75667858
From the last thread

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/michael-bisping-questions-criticism-directed-him-while-conor-mcgregor-holds-two-divisions-1619521

>"Whatever I do, I get s**t off everybody," he said on his podcast Believe You Me. "Conor McGregor can do no wrong, he is Jesus reincarnated. He can walk on water, he can do whatever the f**k he wants."

>"He can leave the sport of UFC and go chase a boxing match and that's still the best thing ever, holding up two divisions whilst he's at it. But me, Jesus Christ, all I tried to do is get a big payday and I'm the scum of the earth, I'm the devil."

>>75667945
Bisping needs to STFU and be happy for his "moneyfight" that fucked the MW division

>>75667956

He's still not wrong to criticize Conor for doing the same thing to two divisions at once.

That said, they're both shit precisely because of that.

nobody gives a fuck
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why are you guys so concerned about belts? This isn't the WWE.

Lads! Look!

http://www.teamusa.org/USA-Wrestling/Features/2017/May/02/Two-piece-uniform-approved-for-high-school-wrestling

>>75667962
Bisping isn't a "needle mover", whatever that means

>>75667981
i wish this was around in the 90s

>>75667991

It means he makes the kikes less money.

>>75667945
>>75667953
Ages ago on a podcast Bisping said

>Lets stop talking about Conor because Conor hates me.

Seems like something else happened maybe.

>>75668001
Maybe he hates him for abandoning his home country and moving to the worst part of America.

>>75668011

>Maybe he hates him for abandoning his home country

Cyprus?

>>75668011
Lol they both did that

>>75668019

I think we're getting closer to our answer. They're so similar that they repel each other.

>>75667981
Now more people will do wrestling since the outfit isn't disgusting

>>75668019
Conor lives in California?

>>75668045
most of the time yeah, there and Vegas

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Brb gonna paddle this potato canoe to flavor town

I'm gonna start using moulinyan more in my daily vocabulary.

>>75668054
ugh Vegas is a hellhole too.
Ireland was actually beautiful at least as a visitor lol

Conor and Bisping don't hate each other. Bisping was supportive of Conor fighting Floyd

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>>75667993
>>75668041
Ikr
>wear giant jockstrap with suspenders during meets
>practice in shorts and a tshirt

About damn time. Anybody miss the old football uniforms? Exactly.

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>>75668001
>Lets stop talking about Conor because Conor hates me.
Pretty sure Bisping said that as a joke. Conor and Bisping have the same manager. Bisping actually got his role in XXX after Conor pulled out. I think Bisping was saying Conor hates him because Bisping picked Alvarez to win and Conor sent some nasty messages his way in response.

They probably don't get along desu but I doubt anything big happened

>>75667887
Because one is an objective positive test and the other is a subjective investigation.

I really thought I had a chance to get into the UFC

Suddenly MMA is 10x popular and everyone wants to do it.
Use to think it was just a select few that would be happy fighting in a cage

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21.5 bongs away.

>>75668107
switch to boxing no one gives a shit about that sport

>>75668126
Probably to late now

>>75668107
I'm debating enrolling my daughter at ATT but there is only one thing that is stopping me.

>>75668148
You don't have a daughter?

>>75668124
>uhh duh conor an dun like fighting moneee

>>75668160
She's 3 which is the youngest you can be at ATT. I don't want her around most of those women though. She wants to do ballet anyway.

>>75668167
Pretty much. There is absolutely nothing new happening with Nate. What are they gonna talk about?

Very disappointed that UFC wished Iaquinta happy birthday but not Yoel

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>>75667426
Lellenberger fight
Remember making this webm as evidence he lost the Iaquinta fight
Gonna watch it now and see if it checks out

>>75668126
boxing has a much deeper talent pool

>>75667493
>"People want to see GSP fight for the MW title" – Dana

>>75668214
I'm literally and unironically only making boxing posts because of you.

>>75668167
>>75668204
Tony will be brought up, I suppose that's interesting
>>75668207
Wikipedia is wrong m8

>>75668107
Set your sights lower and just get with the right gym. I had one friend with just a couple pro fights get into bellator. He has a pretty balanced life.

Everyone I ever knew in the ufc had come from the same team and practically made training their life until they got signed. Maybe 5-7 carefully picked pro fights in a regional promotion that gave them favorable matchmaking. At night they'd be at warehouses or grocery stores or cleaning.

20% of your effort yields 80% of your results. Would you rather concentrate on getting in the ufc or would you rather have a balanced life and get on axis tv or fightpass promotions (a very attainable goal)?

>>75668199
I mean really you should let her do what she wants but I'd try and convince her to do gymnastics instead. Then when she gets older it will give her a huge advantage if she decides to swap to either ballet or MMA.

>>75668223
don't stop

>>75668229
My dream since I was 10 has been to be the Welterweight champion. I'd like that.

>>75668199
>putting your daughter on a path of steroid abuse and brain damage
wow, great parenting right there

>>75666886
A pretty accurate depiction of a nightmare

>>75668261
Her mother is insane and thinks vaccines cause autism she literally hasn't had any vaccinations and will be home schooled we're working miracles in this household.

>>75668265
Is Cannonier your low-key boy?

>>75668273

Herd mentality has your back bruh.

Not to mention while total anti-vax is retarded there's definitely reasons to question the amount kids are getting.

>>75668273
good luck

Maiavidal sounds like medication. What would it help treat?

>>75668273
i think she's probably past the age of developing signs of autism. if she isn't autistic yet, she probably won't be
you should probably vax her for her own sake, shouldn't really bite you in the ass

>>75668331
Breathing
Insomnia

>>75668314
lmao BTFO

Dumb moulinyans.

>>75668273
> learn self defense
> don't inject poison
> don't send to juvenile prison
That's a good mother.

>>75668387
yeah we're close to miami i don't want my blonde haired (not white but polish and irish technically) blue eyed daughter in any school anyway lol

>>75668424

Unironically good on you man. I hope if I have kids I'll be able to do the same.

https://youtu.be/I87Eg6AARIU
https://youtu.be/I87Eg6AARIU

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/ourguy/ moved to Las Vegas

>>75668387
>don't inject poison
Idioto

>>75668488
Who will derail his hype?

How do I deal with depression after my guy loses?

>>75668546
Why do we lose? So we can PICK OURSELVES UP.

>>75668543
Our real boy Big Pretty JWill

>>75668546
Blame judges, refs, rules, etc...

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What was his gameplan here?

>>75668546
>n-n-next time

You think the Woodleyposting loser has left his room once today?

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So you want to be an """""mma analyst""""" kid?

>>75668804
I don't remember this one what am I meant to be looking at?

>>75668569
>tfw too intelligent to make HW

>>75669088
its the end of the second round but Ross thought it was the end of the fight

>>75669017
Thanks for posting in my WW GOAT thread bud

>>75669321
It's actually my thread

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Does anyone want to play another round of pick the roider?

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>>75669375
be very careful

it begins as memes but quickly degenerates into autism when you start to believe this general is yours, and yours alone

>>75667409
No he isn't 189er

>>75669375
I'm glad you contributed to the WW GOAT thread today.

>>75669456

lmao @ cock guy's face in the corner

>>75669505
He is though Jorge vs Cowboyer

>>75669456
It always cracks me up when these supposedly pious zealots get busted for breaking the rules. What's the irrational thought process that thinks it's okay to use banned substances and then call yourself the Soldier of God?

>>75669210
HW shouldn't have weightlimits anyway. Jwill is the truth.

>>75669616
God made steroids.

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>>75669590
He isn't McCasual

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>>75669576
joe silva

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>>75669677
>I-I train with top boxers

>>75669677
If Jorge is the most technical fighter in the UFC Conor Mcgregor is the best wrestler in the UFC.

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>>75669712
Someone signed off on a brown belt for this

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>>75666654

>>75669758
>judging someone's BJJ skills when they are rocked, gassed and looking for a way out

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>>75669725

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>>75669758
>People actually admirs the Diaz bros boxing skills

>>75669785
How can we judge his skill then if he's always gassed?

>>75669844
he was raining down elbows on chad from guard and got back to his feet vs the divisions "wrassler"

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>>75669835
>Majority decision
>Doot me now

>>75669844
watch his fight vs Holloway

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>>75669894
>2 thought Conor won
>1 thought if was a draw
>0 thought Nate won

>ill fuck you till you love me, faggot

Is this the greatest quote in all of sports?

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>>75667462
>unanimous
why the fuck you lying, why you always lying

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>>75669959
This is how you win a fight

>>75670024
>that SBG ground game

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>>75670024
Really? Nate seems to think getting your face punched to a bloody pulp is how you win...

>>75670062
>McCasual doesn't know about Diaz scar tissue
Color me surprised

>>75669758
Belts don't signify how good of a cage fighter you are, they signify how good your BJJ is. I bet Conor can stop from getting mounted from side control when he doesn't have to worry about strikes.

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How can you tap at the beginning of the year and then fight for a title?

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>>75670077
Color you with a red face?

>>75669691
very high-quality webm

>>75670077
>gets hit in the face 100 times
>b-but he just shows damage easily

Is Nate Diaz the dumbest fighter in the ufc currently?
He beat Conor and lost a very competitive fight, everyone wanted to see a rematch and he was actually very popular, still he managed to not accomplish anything with it.

After the second fight the retard went MIA and only opens his mouth to blabber about a conor fight that honestly no one really cares much about right now and since he let the hype die down so bad if he fights anyone else he will be close to his well known 20/20 experience.

What a moron.

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>>75670090
You think when conor grapples he always choses artem? Just to boost his manlet ego?

Reminder that Conor lost to Nate the first time because it was a pure boxing match, and stands no chance against Floyd but is only doing it for the money

>>75668488
(You) shoop when?

>>75670171
doesn't matter, became millionaire

>>75670002
>I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true story. There was a bus that pulled up to a red light, and Little Nog tried to feed it a carrot, while Big Nog was petting it. He thought it was a horse. This really happened. He tried to feed a bus a carrot, and now you're telling me this country has computers? I didn't know that.

>>75670171
He knows that Conor wants a rematch too. Right now he is likely to get it sooner or later. He only wants to fight for big money which he will get for the rematch but not for other fights. He can easily lose someone like Eddie or Ferguson and reduce his chances of getting the Conor rematch.

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>>75670150
>Hits him 100 times
>doesn't knock him out
He will beat floyd for sure my man, 100%

Stud Radio is on tonight. With Paige's recent slutty reebok video, who will call in and ask how many guys she and cynthia banged on in the gym?

>>75670171
nate will make 500k plus ppv whenever he fights next, more if connigger.

cap this

>>75670212
i wouldnt be confident in him managing to make that last very long


>>75670235
the one with wanderlei in bed with the is fun as well

>>75670284
you do it big guy

>>75670282
If conor gives him the rematch it will happen either way, with or without another loss, nate isn't competition for conor, its just a matter of settling a score.

Regardless, Nate shouldnt count much on a rematch, depending on how the fight with floyd go conor might retire or stay in boxing, i dont think he cares much about nate right now, he just mentions him because conor is intelligent enough to have a big money fight in his pocket.

>>75670313
id bet my own life with you he doesnt make half of that without conor.
nate was getting 20k to show before conor lmao, hes gotten some new fans and will probably crack a 100 but no more than that

>>75670284
>haha let's le raid some meme show with 3 viewers xP
shut up you little bitch

>>75670414
Nate doesn't want to fight though. He is probably in a decent shape financially so doesn't see the need to fight unless its for big money.

>>75670427
sorry mr buchholz, we will not raid your show i promise

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wait, I thought the conor vs floyd shit was a meme

>>75670494
based hue, I'll dm u some cynthia feet pics

>>75670481
i get that but i doubt that money will last a lifetime though, considering his brother's probably making scraps too, my point is that eventually if he wants/needs to fight again unless its conor hes gonna make pennies and thats his own fault for being incredibly retarded and not making something out of a situation that carried some of the biggest hype sports have seen.

he could have gotten so much more out of the 2 previous fights fame wise

>>75670414
Goober will never box, and Diaz doesn't give a shit abut 20k/20k fights when there's a big-money match out there for him. Beats being strung along for peanuts like Jacare or Maia, I think he's managing his career pretty well.

>>75670572
there were rumours of him vs ferg for the interim belt in july

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>sending your daughter to american top team

why not send your son to penn state while you're at it

>>75670599
desu I won't fight if I was nate unless it's goobs, dude can barely speak with his mushmouth ass

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>>75669785
>getting rocked by pillowfist diaz
>gassing ever
>looking for a way out ever
McGregor zero heart.

>>75670731
he showed a lot of heart in the second fight though

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JUST

>>75670599
the fight with floyd will happen, it makes no sense for it not to.

If Diaz was a little bit smart, he could have built a big rivalry with tony when he realized that mcgregor wasnt going to give him the match right away, made a huge chunk and still have the conor fight as a possiblity.

Now he is in a place where all he does is talk about conor and unless conor decides to give him the fight he doesnt have anything else but pennies to make, how is that a smart way to conduct your career?
Jacare and maia are treated the way they are because they are as dumb as nate and never tried to make themselves interesting for the public.

Nate could have become his own man after both fights because of the way they went down, but instead he chose to be merely conor's second fiddle.

>>75670761
Its a good fight to hype the main card, goof. Dont let the dog out

Cain-Werdum is such an underrated fight

>>75670761
Its fs1's main event :^)

>>75667248
189

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>>75670761
>ducked khabib and got embarrassed by mcgregor for THIS
>didnt even make mcgregor money
JUST

>>75670934
IMAGINE THA'

no seriously though how in the hell was alvarez that financially incompetent

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>>75670868
>its a le heavyweights gas and have a sloppy brawl
shit fight, shit fighters

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the reem s04e03

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVkkPAFgUl0

>>75670956
he was too scared of khabib. he would've made the same amount of money since the fight was going to be on 205 regardless.

the UFC is literally dying. the need conor to fight again, he is the only time anyone gets excited about fights. seriously, think about how exciting he is to watch on the embeddeds, etc.

don't know what you got till its gone.

>>75670284
"Guys who's gonna call in and say the stuff I'm too pussy to say"

Kill yourself, loser.

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>>75670984

>>75670797
The UFC can make more money off a regular PPV headlined by McGregor, there's no incentive to let him embarrass himself for less money, otherwise it would have been scheduled already. The UFC will find something they can refuse to budge on with the Mayweather camp to sabotage negotiations on purpose. Dana's going to go on TV and spill crocodile tears about how they tried as hard as they could to make it happen, I'm sure of it.

As for Ferguson, maybe there's more money in a series compared to the prelims or whatever, but it's still pretty insignificant compared to a big payday with McGregor for a title fight with PPV points involved. That's millions o dollars compared to what, 3 fights at a couple hundred grand a pop? Why should he give a shit?

>>75671094
*eats your dick*

your move goof

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>>75671094
>no real argument
Okay bud, have fun watching sloppy slow fatties fight.

how come no one else can bend the mma game to their will like conor?

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>>75671120
I did. You didn't, goof. Beat it, get lost.

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>>75671184
>Having fun watching it
Heh, typical american idiot.

>>75671094
>"Yea man, I had a rough child hood. This one time growing up in boston my dad took me and my sister to the movie theater and right when the movie started he gave me $20 and told me to go get a popcorn. Yea."

>"Yea one time I was growing up in vegas my buddy and beat up this kid then suddenly all his friends were in my yard."

This retard is so inconsistent with his lies that
it's hilarious.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/gluten-free-diet-raises-heart-attack-risk-2pdpb953k

which mma fighters are on the gluten free meme diet?

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>>75671303
>le eggs woman
bet her farts smell like poo

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>>75671303
>literal shit on the plate.
Mexicans are disgusting and the Polish are retarded.

>>75671303

I made the mistake of going to a Polish restaurant once. Holy fuck the Slavs find entirely new ways of making good food disgusting.

>>75671396
Yeah I bet Joanna is up there with Bethe and Cyborg as having the worst smelling farts in wmma

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>>75671544
>Bethe worst smelling farts
>he doesn't like Bunda

>>75671303
>>75671438
that's not mexican food

>>75671699
mY statement still stands

>>75671767
canadians don't make good mexican food

>>75671672
>assuming I don't like bunda
its not my fault Bethe has toxic waste farts

>(you) (you)

>>75671786
>mexicans aren't disgusting
Hello tumblrina.

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>>75671827
what does knowing what is and isn't mexican food have to do with tumblr?

>>75671844
when did i say mexican food

>>75671869
>literal shit on the plate
>Mexicans are disgusting
think before you type, no sort of damage control can save you

>>75667114
hunt bigfoot 1

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>>75671889
>he has zero reading comprehension
You corrected me the first time, but you did not sway me on my opinion that mexican's are disgusting.

>>75671941
>mY statement still stands
>literal shit on the plate
>Mexicans are disgusting
it's not mexican food and you wouldn't know mexican food being the bigg paki you are Adan

>>75667248
ufc fn 71

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>>75671981
>ufc fn 71
much disappoint serbia

>>75671975

You dumb fuck the food isn't Mexican, but there are thirsty Mexicans in the comments saying it looks delicious.

>>75672004
>but there are thirsty Mexicans
there's the damage control i expected

>>75672004
>Spanish
>Mexican
Kill yourself Adan

>>75671975
My statement was not directly about Mexican food though you mong. Mexicans are still disgusting even if they had good food(they don't).
also
>liking anything a mexican does
You are just another liberal nu-male cuck.

>>75667248
UFC 113, but I might have watched Jones vs Matyushenko before I was actually interested in mma

>>75672003
;(

>Gus is currently ranked #1 at LHW
top kek that division is garbage right now

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>>75672088
>hur dur go bak to pol
Arrivederci Pedro.

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>>75672167
why did you delete you're post? you had one more chance and ya blew it

>>75672160
*saved*

>>75672185
>why did you delete you're post?
What are you talking about Pedro? My posts are still there.

who should Platinum fight next? just memes no tough match ups

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>>75672241