Help us Juve, you're our only hope.

Have no fear, we will crash tsu and friend

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He's making THE call as we speak

Assuming they're beating Monaco.

>Help
>Jewventus

Are you fucking retarded.

Fuck Jewventus. Go Monaco, and if they can't win, then go Tsu.

>>75664856
>Jewvie
>not chocking in the CL final
You should be praying for a Monaco upset

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Don't worry lad, how would you even compete against THIS?

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>>75665441
Not if he makes it first

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>tfw when you root for both Juve and Real since childhood

feelsgoodman

Honestly if Real win again I'll just give up.

I'm sick of that hyper normie, pleb as fuck plastic club winning.

Tsu

>>75665830
I'm so happy he let his hair grow out again after he nearly buzzcut it earlier in the season.

I'm /nohomo/ by the way

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britistani in tears
delicious

>>75666152
The SAME poster every time

Committed

>>75666026
that's rich, coming from a britcuck where literally every club is bankrolled by either burger or sandnigger semites

>>75664856
Yeah get your sporting directer to bribe refs and rig games again

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He has been training for this moment his entire life

>Juventus
>the good guys

modern football is fucked

>>75664856
Juventus fans are really the most autistic there is.They're so fucking pretentious it's unreal.
I'm still mad they only gor through us because maxi pereira is a retarded glue snorer

>>75664856
>le juve are classy good guys lol XDDDD
kys

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Juve?

Bitch please, you're not going over my Leo Garden.

>>75665830
he's a manlet

>>75666364
Hey, não insultes o Maxi!

>tfw Maxi would have been GOAT if Benficacucks had sold him to Juve in 2011

>>75666427
>1.80m
>manlet

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>>75666364
Still not watching your league Renato

>>75666490

>1,80


TOP KEK
Turbomanlet detected

>>75666521
He is not Renato, I am, Aquafresh

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>>75666521
BTFO

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>>75666490
>1.80m
>not a manlet

>>75664856
>supporting scum

>>75666490
1.80 is 15 cm below the manlet cutoff

>>75666539
And I'm obviously Colgate. Or are you too poor to have a choice between different types of toothpaste?

>>75666490
Unironically below the Dutch average for men

>>75666532
1.80 is literally the average height you muslim tard

>>75664856

La Juve, vinciamo sempre noi! Forza Vecchia Signora mia. Te Amo Per Sempre, Bianconeri! Juve per sempre sarà!!!

>>75666573
No, you are Aquafresh. I am Renato. The other Portuguese Anon is not Renato. Only I am

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>>75666588

I am greek

>>75666521
We just have smaller stadiums and our fans are not as violent as yours.

another runner-up trophy incoming

>>75666364
>maxi pereira
Don't you mean Telles?

>>75666490
When will they learn?

>>75666588
It's probably way above that for newer generations to be desu

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>>75666364
Is that a whistle I hear?

>>75666637
All I need to know is that you're irrelevant and that your ex-colonies are unironically richer than you

>save us, Juve!
>oh, 9 times beaten finalists. you're not too.. uh.. you're not too good at this, are you?

I need a quick rundown
Why do you guys call it jewve?
Because of Elkann?

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>>75666780
>tfw last final lost to Barca
>this final will prob lose to Real

Its like destiny.

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>>75666780
Look at him

>>75666814
You can tell he's definitely NOT rubbing his hands in that picture

SAVE_US.MBAPPE

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>>75666801
>Juve have a history of choking in CL finals
>also have a history of cucking Real Madrid
Which meme will prove to be more powerful?

>>75666718
Kek,Juventus got cucked by benfica in the europa league 3 years ago.

>>75666895
>europa league

kys

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>>75666860

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>>75666202

>Semites vs moors


I'll go with semites, at least they're fun guys.

>>75666895
>3 years ago
*yawn*

>>75666721
At least our colonies are important. Your larger colony got cucked by Portuguese Abus

>14 times losers in the final
Just give RM the trophy already.

>>75666973
>slovakian football
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7IQYFP4ItE

>>75666490
let me just do some burger maths

>5'9

MY SIDES

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>>75666925
Delet

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>>75665441
>the call that saved the Football season
On the other side there's this guy.

>>75664856
Just give up Juve bottle every final they play in

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>>75667002
>getting BTFO by Slovak club that plays in 4th local division now
>in CL
>at home
>Portugese football
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAVLV14xq4Y

>>75667009
it's 5'11

>implying 5.9 feet is equivalent to 5'9
burger maths indeed

>>75666894
We'll have to wait and see Slov bro.

>>75665830
He is 1 gudluking guy.

Espeschelly his eys are biutiful yes yse.

>not trusting Monaco, Silva, Bapéé and based Jardim

>>75666894
1998

>people underrating Monaco

That's how based Jardim likes it

>>75667188

Monaco would've conceded 5 times tonight, scored maybe once.

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>>75665830
>yes, that's right, i would like to cancel the celebrations that Real have planned in Kiev

>>75666532
>>75666556
I'm 170.
>>75666588
The average here is 174.

>>75667188
>>75667233

refball, luck and blooters made them win agains the worst defense in germany. good luck doing that with bbc

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>>75667336
>tfw 1,74m

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>>75667213
>2015 semis
>2005 1/8 finals
>2003 semis
>1996 quarters

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>>75666195
soon very soon

penaldo will be so deep in chiellini's pocket he'll need a map to find his way out

>>75667367
germans really are salty faggots arent they
jesus christ your teams blow dick, just sit the fuck down already.

>>75667391
If only.

>>75667423
>your teams blow dick
well that's pretty much what the fellow nazi anon said didn't he? why are amerilards allergic against reading

>>75667423

>getting so mad that he forgets how to read

go eat a burger and relax man

>>75667464
>>75667486
i already told yall to sit down, please don't anger me further

>>75667374
Yeah, but those weren't finals. The biggest meme is that Juve sucks in finals

>>75667575
If we suck in finals so much how come an obviously inferior team managed to almost beat Barca in 2015?

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>>75667575
That's why I said
>tend to cuck Madrid (knocked them out in 4 out of 5 elimination matches in last 30 years)
>tend to choke in finals (the one loss was in final)
The meme can go either way now, but don't forget there's also the FACT no team ever retained CL. Don't be so greedy anyway Paco, Juve have been waiting for 21 years

>>75667601
>almost beat Barca in 2015
Did they though?

>>75667601
>If we suck so much how come we lost
?

>>75667601
We have a team here called Cruz Azul. Now they suck ass but 5-10 years ago they were pretty decent.

Among the finals they played they won against Boca in La Bombonera, were comfortably winning against their biggest rivals, were close to win against Toluca in thir stadium, etc.

The result was always the same, they lost.

The point is, some teams, no matter how good they are, they are natural chokers

>us
>our
I'm not a Barcelona fan, m8. Real Madrid will win the twelfth décima.

>>75667669
kek, seriously.
i don't know if it's italians that are fucking deluded or just juve fans

>>75667703
You're acting like Juventus never won CL though, they don't have a good record in finals for sure but it's not like they're completely cursed either.
Juve didn't have a single problem with Barcelona who went on to defeat Real at home few days later, don't forget about that

>>75667760
And Cruz Azul won the 8 times. 4th team with most championships

>>75667669
>>75667759
>the inferior team loses after having a chance to win
Wow, such a failure!
>>75667665
>manage to get even after Barca scored first in the motherfucking final
>no penalty
>tevez chocking
>finally Suarez scores the 2-1
>>75667703
>>75667800
The more finals you play, the more finals you lose.

>>75667760
Barca is inconsistent this season, a meme win against them doesn't suddenly make you elite.

>>75667815
glad you know your team is inferior shitalian fakkit

>>75667800
Not sure what the point of your comparison was then, and can't say I care much about it either to be honest.
Real are perfectly capable of breaking their choking run against Juve, just like Juve are capable of breaking their choking run in finals. Bookmakers will probably favour Real slightly with their odds in (probable) case Juve reach the final, but for me it's 50/50

>>75667821
>meme win
You mean completely dominating them in Turin, and shutting them down comfortably at Camp Nou? They're were outclassed by Juventus, who have also been elite for some time now, as anyone who isn't restricted to following Casual's Premier League or Reddit's Sunny Liga knows

>>75667839
Yeah, Juventus was still inferior to the best team in the world at that point.
Again, what a failure!

Fucking customer scum who think if you don't win the CL you're a failure.

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>>75667963
Chill man, just enjoy the fact Juve are causing major butthurt this season

>>75664856
>implying Jewventus can get pass Monaco

>>75667963
>if you don't win the CL you're a failure
fail·ure
/fālyər/ noun
1.lack of success.

english not your strong suit or something my man?

mbappe will score at least once today

>>75666490
>1.8m

I don't get it

Chiellini, Gigi and the lads deserve it so much. They also deserved the Euro 2016. Fucking Zaza.

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leave halal madrid to me

>>75668014
>winning thropies is the only thing that matters in sport
>only one team per season is not a failure
Can't get more customer than this.

>>75668078
Did you not see the flag? It's the American mindset, he can't handle more than black or white.

>>75668028
He can, but if you've watched Monaco in CL you know they're basically incapable of holding on to a clean sheet. 1:1 and they're done. 0:0 and they're out as well. They would need 2:0 to give them a good lead before second leg in Turin, where Juve haven't lost in ages

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>>75668067
>Chiellini header goal in 89' after Pjanic's corner
>Ramos SEETHING

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>>75668078
yes trophies are the most important thing in the sport. when your players are good and work together as a team you win trophies. see barcelona in 09-11, see milan in the past decade, see manchester united, see real madrid as of late, see your NT's history in the world cups, etc. you're damage controlling because your club still hasn't been able to show up in the champions league in 20 years now and i sincerely hope Jardim blows you pathetic faggots the fuck out. now take care amico

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>>75668136
Shitty post, not as in "good shitpost" but a post of shitty quality.

rip in peace slovakia †

>>75668172
literally a more desirable country to live in than Germany, Özgun

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>>75668172
>>75668194
Stop arguing lads, we're all friends here (except Manure pakis)

>>75668194
cringe
ok özkan

>>75668095
It's sad.
I just want people to recognize effort and results, even if they weren't enough to win.
>>75668122
Nah, an offside goal by Dybala just like in 98.
>>75668136
>when your players are good and work together as a team you win trophies
When was the last time a real team won the CL again? Inter in 2009?
All the other teams were just a bunch of exceptional players that happened to play together. You are so fucking ignorant.
>barcelona in 09-11
Mediocre team, amazing players. Don't you dare compare it to Sacchi's Milan, infidel.
>yes trophies are the most important thing in the sport
t. amerifat who's never left the couch in his life even once

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>>75667336
tfw 155
im a gurl

>>75668194
you have to go back, Mehmet

>>75664856
JAJAJAJA

>>75666020
disgusting desu

>>75667009
Fucking retard

>>75664856
*Monaco

>>75667575
>>75667575
>almost beat barca

it should of been 4-1 , the ref dissallowed a goal for grazing nermans hand before he headed it in

>>75672980
>americans trying to explain football