/hoc/

Preds

i love hokkei
and tim hortons

>mario taught me this trick

>Be caps
>Intentially injure Crosgod
>rely on refpuck
>Still cant win in regulation

Pens sweep in 5.

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these ballerinas won 2 cups? how?

it's time to take hockey BACK

giving away a rare pulju on friday before the skoda cup game

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>i-i cant play.. m-my-my-my cheeks are swollen
>m-my head hurts

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Post yfw Caps still choke

Ducks in 6
Penguins in 7
Preds in 6
Snes in 5

>>75661557
This, to be quite fucking honest with you.

Also kippers butt

>>75661579
Thats not mumps

~~~~Penguins Medical staff

>Need power-play goals and OT to beat a wild card team in the first round in SIX games
>Cant beat your rivals without their best defenceman and starting goalie so you injure their best forward as well
>still need a power play in OT to win the game

Holy fuck this team is bad. I was starting to root for you to finally win a cup, but the sheer amount of chances you guys need to even be in the game is fucking outrageous

A real captain would have been out there for his team last night

How long untill Mcgaykid inherits the crown and receives his first concussion?

These playoffs need more ruins.

>frogtreal

>>75661666
the concussion crown is still with lindros

post bill

>>75661666
he's too shifty and too fast, he doesn't grind

broken bones and torn knees are more likely

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>Devils are cucking everyone right now

>getting a concussion is diving
I will never understand anti crosby Canadians

For the last god damn time
It is not a "sweep" unless a team goes 4-0 in a series
There is no such thing as a "reverse sweep", only a comeback

>>75661726
Is it a meme to rage about memes?

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Does anyone have a GIF of Ovie two-handing Sid in the head just before he fell and Nisky hit him??

>>75661726
t. oilers fan who is about to get swept in 6 by the duckaroonies

>>75661718
>being a procrsyby canadian
disgusting

CAN YOU FUCKERS STOP SAYING >rags AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY FUCKING THREAD.

EVERY SINGLE TIME SOMEONE STARTS A NEW THREAD SOME HILARIOUSLY ORIGINAL POSTER STARTS WITH HIS WITTY >rags RETORT.

OF COURSE I WAS BEING SARCASTIC AND FACETIOUS AS MEME SPOUTING >rags EVERY FUCKING THREAD TAKES THE INTELLECTUAL ABILITY OF A RETARDED STARFISH.

UNLUCKILY ENOUGH, THAT SEEMS TO BE THE MENTAL CAPABILITY OF MOST OF THESE FUCKING >rags POSTERS WHO I ASSUME ARE ISLANDERS POSTERS JEALOUS OF OUR PRESTIGE IN THE HOCKEY COMMUNITY.

STOP IT. DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY? IT'S NEITHER WITTY NOT RELEVANT TO THE CONVERSATION MEME SPOUTING A DISRESPECTFUL NAME OF MY FAVORITE TEAM. YOU'RE NOT COOL. YOU'RE NOT LOVED. NO ONE WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR "ORIGINAL POST."

JUST. FUCK. OFF. >rags. POSTERS.

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>>75661738
Not a chance la

et /hoc/ genus omne

>>75661754
What a
>rags
inducing post

@75661754
>rags

>>75661754
>rags

>rags

>>75661748
>hating the best player in the world right now
>hating the guy who scored the overtime goal
>hating a member of the triple gold club

>>75661645
They dominated the first 2 games. They deserved this game just based on that. It should be 2-1 caps up right now

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>>75661789
>best player in the world right now

>feeling down about goatsby
>come to /hoc/
>rags
>feel better

>rags

sgar<

>>75661758
Yep, i just played the series out on nhl 17. Last time i did this game 3 came out exactly as i played it. 6-3 after getting tied 3-3. I just did the rest of the series and ducks win in 6.

>>75661791

Dominating a game means jack shit without being able to finish plays and capitalize on opportunities. No team "deserves" shit. The Penguins still outplayed the Caps in the most important moments and that's all that matters.

>>75661791
>dominated first 2 games
>outscored 9-3

Are you a stats babby that thinks meme shots from low percentage areas = dominating?

>>75661799
Its him or mcmeme
If mcmeme outplays him next season then mcmeme is
Not gonna give the title away based on just one season

>Crosby will live out the remainder of his days in a dark room unable to do anything at all until he eventually is diagnosed with parkinson's from repeated head trauma
Kinda sad

>>75661586
>Implying the ducks will beat Talbot that many times
>Implying that the Oilers choke
>Implying anaheim doesn't fuck up

Oilers are the better team even without postseason experience. They're faster, younger, and have mcdavid and draisaitl as the two cogs. Plus they have good enough defense and solid depth and a good goalie that can get them through. Ducks need to pull another game 3, but that won't happen because the Oilers know they need to be sharp as the puck drops

>>75661823
>>75661827
You guys are joking right? The pens were bombarded all game long and they just happened to score on the fast breaks they got. I don't care what fan you are but I wouldn't be proud about winning those games the way they did

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hello hoc I completed my homework can you check my work please?

>>75661645
They got to OT so many times in the Toronto series because Toronto is a good team. Hell, the islanders would have done the same with different results. The caps did play well but choked again in the final few minutes. Let's just see what happens in these next few games

>>75661823
When will EA ever release NHL on PC? It pisses me off that FIFA fags have a PC port but not hockey.

>>75661862
>get literally belowwwn the fuck out in every area except meme goals
>better team
Pick one
Oilels got super lucky and have played very shitty hockey their lucks out. Ducks in 6

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>want to play NHL17
>don't want to fall victim to the Bettman of the gaming world's trick to resell the same game over and over every year for an $80-$120 annual subscription fee

I miss the NHL Hitz series

>>75661666
He's not getting concussed. Hes probably going to fuck up his achilles or end up like mike bossy and personal health screws his career

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post yfw oilers get swept in 6

>>75661869
Pens looked content to let caps "bombard" them with shitty perimeter shots then counter. There's more strategy to hockey than clappers from the blue line.

>>75661889
>lose playoff game 0-7
>win next 2 like nothing ever happened
>implying that team will lose to the ducks

>>75661885
>>75661822
Wrong reply

>>75661907
>needing 6 games to beat the shorks
>7-0 is still only 1 game
>>75661885
PC gamers are fags fuckem

>>75661907
they will because unlike against the sharks they've showed exactly fucking 0 bursts of outplaying the ducks at all, except for maybe 5 minutes, the score finally reflected how this series has been and I don't even like either of these teams, you're just delusional and think the oilers are much better than they actually are

>>75661889
>Meme goals
>Mcdavid turning vatanen inside out is a meme
>Tfw it'll be the goal of the postseason
>Oilers also got good goals


It's still a fucking goal no matter what.

>>75661869
>letting team shoot from outside
>counter them with blocks and breaks while theyre caught flat footed

Pens are just playing smarter.

>>75661903
Bullshit and everyone knows it. Pens sucked then scored on the only chances they got, that was not planned and they scored due to horrible goaltending from holtby. Last game they finally played decent and imo a little better

>>75661943
It hasn't. The Wagner goal would have been out if Talbot didn't even move his pads. It's been a even series at best. Talbot has shown good and bad, but I still believe in the Oilers. One game doesn't mean the series will change tides

>>75661947
Luck only gets you so far thats why they play the series. Oilers have to start actually outplaying the ducks or their done.

The ducks are practicing in the arena in my city right now.

What should I do to them (that won't get me jailed)?

>>75661985
duck hunt

>>75661960
>they played decent

Becayse the refs let them get away with everything.

>>75661985
Moon them with your acne scarred ass

Tomorrow you wake up in an alternate reality in which all of the Scandinavian countries are unified under one flag. Would that country be better than Canada at hockey?

>>75661512
Penguins officially back to good guy underdog status.

That's how we won last year, and how we won the first two games.

>>75662029
Does Finland count as Scandinavian or are they Mongol bastards?

>>75661973
>Wagner goal would have been out if Talbot didn't suck ass with a sub .800 SV%
wow you sure got it, and the oilers would have scored 1 goal that game if two pucks didn't take stupid luck bounces off bodies and one was a questionable high stick, weren't you the one who said a goal is a goal?

>>75662000
Play duck hunt on jombotron

>>75661977
They did in game one, and Talbot did in game 2. They did well in period 2 last game but fell asleep in the first and last. I see them winning game 4 by actually playing well and with more confidence

>>75662005
I know. I just want the pens fan to feel like they're actually good when they're actually garbage and playing like the trap devils

>>75662057
It is, but that Wagner goal was clearly going wide from the replay. If Talbot didn't move, they would have still been tied and who knows what would have happened

>>75662127
1 goal gone
Still need 2 more just to tie

>>75662127
Well he did and he's still an oiler so there's no "what if"

>>75662145
Wagners goal came after mcdavids, so it would have been tied still and, as I said, possibly unknown if silverberg would score in the third or someone else did

>>75662085
Nah ducks figured put how to finish all their chances and continue to dominate. Ducks in 6, maybe 7

>>75662178
Most likely 7, I don't see them winning 4 in a row

>>75662178
Oilers in 5. Maybe 6 if Anaheim wins a home game, but it's going to be Oilers in 5 or 6

>>75662208
I dont really either im just meming. Would still be nice to actually win a game 7 on home ice though

Pens in 6
Sens in 5
Preds in 5
Ducks in 7

>>75661885
Unlikely. FIFA is released on PC because it is popular in Europe and consoles aren't as popular there. Besides EA is pretty dumb. I used to do phone support for them and it sucked. I was trying look up peoples old account info for Ultima Online on a program a decade old via the AOL email they hadn't had access to since Saddam was killed .

>>75662226
>implying oilels get that lucky
This series is going to 6 or 7 min

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>>75662226
Oilers are fucking garbage, stop your delusions. They first actually have to play a good game before you pretend they can dominate a series.

>>75662029
>implying any dane or norwegian would take up a spot

Sweden in 10

Offical Good Guy Rankings
1. Preds
2. Pens
3. Sens
4. Ducks
5. Oilers
6. Blues
7. >rags
Huge power gap
8. Caps

>>75662287
I like
>>75661586
Better

>>75662029
No
:(

You think Hornquist let out an Autistic screech before he laid the boom on Sheary?

>>75662348
Switch pens and caps and you've got a good list
>crosby finally got what was coming to him

>>75662311
expand the SHL here and together we could compete with the KHL

Let's take a look at some game-changing refpuck last game

>Kunitz good goal called back by refs when he has a right to play the puck
>no call on Ovi's slash, high stick, or slew foot that directly led to Crosby stumbling and Niskanen cross-checking him in the head
>phantom holding call on Daley in OT sold by Kuznetzov
>no hooking call on similar Cullen breakout that was far more egregious
>just prior to Daley penalty, no game misconduct call on Kuznetsov for carrying the puck two strides around Daley and Maatta, even though Malkin gets called for one earlier in the game that wiped out half of the 5 minute major
>no official review on Oshie being offsides on the OT goal

Yes I'm salty. All these plays significantly and directly impacted the outcome. But hey, le Poogoons always get le refbuck narrative! Funny how you never hear specifics from the other side, though.

Gentleman's sweep incoming.

>>75662311
Ehlers probably could tbf.

>>75662458
>implying the Pens arent underdog good guys now

Crosby isnt even in the lineup. Literally zero bad guys on the team now.

Caps have almost an entire team of bad guys

>>75662348
Good list

>>75662517
>because the badest guy gets injured the team switches status
Fuck the pens and fuck you

>>75662304
Oilers aren't lucky. If anything, Oilers win game 4. They're better if you ask me, and aren't lucky. If you say that, you are pathetic to consider luck as a reason why a team won

>>75662307
If they are garbage, explain how they got here, beat the sharks, and had every line show ways to win games?

>>75662348
>implying a team that intentionally tanks to suck #1 draft picks for years until they're gifted a player that goes on to be the most annoying media obsession with the shittiest and most loudmouthed fanbase of 9th grade educated retards isn't at the way bottom

Fuck the oilers honestly, everyone hated them last year too, the only reason why they seem less hated now is because their shitty fans finally started posting online in droves to force a consensus. There's no more bad guy and cancer on the league.

>>75662555
>t. Angry caps fan

>>75662311
Ehlers
Eller
Nielsen
Hansen
Boedker
AnderGOD

>>75662555
t. Ted from Akron

>>75662570
Tbh I only put them 5th because the Ducks arent good guys either. They should be 6 and 7 respectfully but I need a good guy in each series

>>75662573
>implying im a choke-it-alls fan
>>75662560
>rely on meme goals and refpuck
>not lucky
Pick one
>>75662595
Fuck that faggot too

>>75662570
>Shittiest and most loudmouthed fanbas


Anon.....the flyers still exist.

>>75662311

Zuccarrello

>>75662616
Reddithawks too

>>75662517
Kunitz is a bad guy for being so ugly. Malkin is a bad guy for being ugly and incapable of fighting. Hornqvist killed his teammate.
Matt Cullen is a good guy though.

>>75662615
Yes, because scoring goals and winning games like Talbot did in game 2 was totally the result of refpuck and luck. You win games because you score and capitalize on power plays. The most refpuck goes against the Oilers, so you are clearly wrong.

Offical Good Guy Rankings
1. Preds
2. Sens
3. Blues
4. Ducks
5. >rags
6. Caps
Yuge power gap
7. Oilels
8. Pens

>>75662681
>Malkin
>bad guy

Autism automatically makes you a good guy.

>>75662713
>jew
>good guy
just no

>>75662570
>most annoying media obsession with the shittiest and most loudmouthed fanbase of 9th grade educated retards
but this only applies to crosby and his fans, not mcdavid

The Preds are a team of only good guys. The most goon player is McLeod and he's a normal as far as enforcers go.

>>75662743
Mcdavid has a bit too much recognition but it's worthy. Kid is incredible, and he's fast. Crosby gets too much just because he has players who give him a freebie goal every now and then. Laine did the same with less players who knew how to score

>>75662511
Kunitz pushes Holtby and the puck into the net without being touched to delusional yinzer faggot

>>75662506
Wouldn't work really.

>>75662348
very good list

>>75662668
>>75662586
>>75662513
on a skoda cup team, sure
olympics? no

>>75662743
Are you watching any of the games? Crosby is old news, now it's Mcmeme every 30 seconds with comparisons to Gretzky. You should have heard when he finally scored a goal, the announcers on NBCSN nearly had an aneurysm and called it the best playoff goal of all time and then showed Gretzky in his suite picking his teeth saying "THE GREAT ONE, WATCHING THE NEXT ONE". It's fucking unbearable, they even talked to a Ducks player about that goal after the ducks player had 2 goals and they won 6-3 asking how to "contain mcdavid in game 4". They can fuck off, the media will make you hate him themselves with the constant nuthugging.

>The Maple Leafs have signed a 7-year, 4,5m/yr, contract with Nikita Zaitsev
Wew

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>>75662713
He is a big guy that got absolutely pummeled by Wheeler. Automatic disqualification desu.

>>75661512
Malkin will NEVER be a good guy.


N E V E R

>>75662873
>THE GREAT ONE, WATCHING THE NEXT ONE
Well, that's just true.

Malkin is a player's player. You need a hockey IQ of +130 to appreciate why he's a good guy.

>you will be alive when Crosby is found ded by CTE in 15 years

>>75662311
>>75662506
>>75662586
>>75662668
Zetterberg - Bäckström - Laine
Ehlers- Granlund - Hörnqvist
Arvidsson - Barkov - Zuccarello
Forsberg - Nylander - Silfverberg

Karlsson - Hedman
Strålman - Lindholm
Ristolainen - Klefbom

Rinne
Lundqvist

(just going by whatever position nhl.com has them listed as)

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me on the left

>>75662952
Hopefully I won't be.

>>75662948
He will need to develop a shot first.

Malkin has the highest ceiling in the NHL

>>75663008
>Granlund
>Barkov
>Ristomongol
världens sämsta lista

>>75662952
>he's not a huge pussy
>he has anywhere near the brain damage of an NFL player

oh you're swedish...no wonder you think it's so hardcore

>>75662948
Not yet it isn't, and he's getting outplayed by at least 3 players on the ducks this series who aren't even mentioned at all. Getzlaf is making McDavid look like an AHLer.

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>>75662701
>pens no.1

Are you even trying?

>>75663042
Ristolainen could be switched, sure

>>75662873
Lol the only current player in the NHL anywhere near 99 is ovechkin in the goal scoring department. No one comes close not mcmeme or crysby

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This guy is the best goal scorer of the upcoming draft.

>>75663025
>>75663068
It's his first full season, it's only a matter of time from this point on.

>>75663038
Ovechkin.

>>75663023
Damn you da only nigger at a hockey game in nashville?
>>75663101
>pens are at the bottom m8, thats preds
>>75663116
You mean like selanne?

anyone else skipping the rangers game tonight?

its not worth watching anymore, they clearly do not want to win anymore. its sens in 4, which is really weird.

from what ive seen, /sp/ was predicting either Oilers Rags or Preds Pens for the cup.
I guess its the second one now.

>>75663023
Tell me about the cars. Why do you smash them?

>>75663008
Finlanders too? Well, that leaves out some danes

Team Scandinavia would be great!

>>75663023
Tits or gtfo

>>75663153
There are at least two. Subban has to be there every night.

>>75663153
>Damn you da only nigger at a hockey game in nashville?
pretty sure Subban and Reaves are playing

>>75663116
That he is exposed as a speed babby after signing a Toews tier bad contract?

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>>75663008
>not reuniting Hags and Zucc

>>75663193
Reaves is white tho

>>75662876
>he has never seen an autistic giant fight

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>>75662348
I was against rankings like this for a long time, but /sp/ convinced me perd are good guys

>>75663171
I'm guessing the american meant to include Finland, even if he wrote Scandinavia. Even if you excluded Finland, Andersen would be the only other dane to stand a chance tbf. Then it would pretty much be a toss up between him and Lehner.

>>75663225
Hags needs to up his game if he wants that to happen

>>75661977
> Luck
> shots on goal were basically equal in game 1 and 3

The only game the Ducks actually "outplayed" the Oilers was game 2. You fags act like goaltending isn't part of the game or something.

>>75663108
he's not even that good of a playmaker either, he had fewer primary assists than Getzlaf. His shot is an absolute muffin too, it's probably a step below a muffin, it's the dough, yet every time he takes a shot these gay ass commentators freak out about how a goalie could possibly stop a 20mph wrist shot into their chest. Hockey was so much more bearable when Collarbone McBroken was injured. Hope Ovechkin takes out Bettman's poster child #2 like he did Crosby.

>>75663339
>Implying either caps or oilels make the final

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>>75663167
Congratulations you smashed /ourcar/ what's the next step in your master plan

>>75663339
Ovi is fleeing to the KHL after the craps get eliminated this round

>>75663025
not only a shot.
He needs to develop a lot of things.
Being 30% on face offs is pretty inexcusable for a top center.
And then his two way game is only average. He is nowhere near the level of Crosby as a two way player.

Honestly, I think Canadians are full of shit. I dont think McDavid has the tools to be the next Crosby. And I think history will remember Crosby as a better overall player when its all said and done.

McDavid will have a good career as an offensive player and McSkatefast. I just dont see it in him to get bigger/tougher/play amazing defense. He seems like another career twink.

This will enrage /hoc/ but Memethews has more potential as a two way player than McDavid. Crosby was special because he could do it all though.

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>>75662876
4u

>>75663377
To smash the ducks or oilers car

>the crosby hating burger is the chiraqi, scared that Pens will be the first dynasty of the salary cap era

>>75663157

Lundkvist is clearly tanking on purpose so he can go to Skoda Cup

>>75663391
>average
He's fuck awful, the ducks checking line has run a train on them the entire series. Fucking Silfverberg has 4 goals so far.

>>75663391
>first full season in the league
>20 years old
>leads the league in points! literally MVP of the season
>"I just don't see him getting better"

Lol, just lol. You know there's only 4 months difference in age between McDavid and Matthews? McDavid is CONSIDERABLY better.

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>The #Senators are bringing the "Kanata Wall" with them to try to shut down the Rangers in Game 3.

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>>75663415
>theres only one burger who thinks crysby is a niggerfaggot who deserves to have his career ended
Why are Canadians so fucking DUMB? Didn't get your grade 10, eh bud?

prepare your

>rags

because the snes are going up 3-0 in the series T B H

>>75662506
merge SHL and Liiga together

western conference = SHL
eastern conference = Liiga

final series championship SHL team and championship Liiga team against each other

glorious

>>75663527
Yes, he is offensively talented.
Though in fairness about 50 of his 100 points were secondary assists and he is outscored by LITERALLY WHOS in the playoffs.

However, I never dogged that he will by an offensive playmaker. The thing is, Crosby wasn't just an offensive playmaker.

someone should really make one of those memes for McDavid fans that says "muh points" when confronted with reality they resort to saying "muh points" etc

>>75663339
I agree. People only look at stats and think that tells the whole story when most assists are lucky bounces and deflections. Goals are the only real measure and u have to look how the players get their points. The leagues love fest with those two 87 and 97 is disgusting and pathetic. I hope they both get taken out

>>75663527
40 goals > 30 goals
last time I checked.

Also Memethews isn't small/weak defensively.

>>75661512
when does the IIHF start?

>>75663693

when you pay your debts

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>>75663601
pls someone stop the bully

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oh fug

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Reminder that is has now been exactly 100 years since the laffs >1967 cup

>>75663669
If you're going to go by goals, Laine had more goals per game than Matthews. I mean Matthews is barely even the rookie of the year. Literally no one who actually follows hockey thinks Matthews is better, only delusional Laffs fans.

>>75663753
no

>>75663590
Hi Chiraqi. Hows reddit?

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>>75663785
>mad
>at career ending head trauma
lmaoing @ ur life kid xDDDD

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>>75663766
Last I checked Matthews could stand up for himself.

>>75663823
>falseflagging as Preds fan

C U C K
U
C
K

Have you guys seen those playoff gatorade ads with Kane? lol

>>75663843
what is this?

>>75663843
Stop posting /chloe/ crotch shots in hokkei thread

>>75663865
I love it in the most hateful weird way. Have u seen the Volkswagen one?

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>>75663855
>trying desperately to guess identities on a surreptitious cambodian fingerpainting emporium
R E T A R D
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A
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>>75663906
>mad
>at labels

Lmaoing hard @ ur life xDDDD

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>>75663753
The playoffs will be better without him.

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Prepare your anus Oilshits

Refpuck can't / won't save you

>>75663940
Tbh its why they lead the series so it very well can save them

>A team with a history of playoff disappointments, with one of the most tormented fanbases in professional sports, looking to redeem itself and give a major sports city its first title in over 20 years
vs.
>A team that won a championship last year, for whom a championship this year wouldn't mean that much, and who also happen to have one of the most entitled and arrogant fanbases in sports, as a result of several championships in multiple sports over the past decade

Damn... really hard to tell who the good guys are

>>75663766
I said he has more potential as a two way player.
Which is a fact.

You realize Ryan Kessler and even Getzlaf shit on McDavid as a two way player right? Yet no one considers them the best player in the league.

>comparing centers to wingers
>not understanding the two way game
that's just sad wingers have very little responsibility outside of scoring.

I get you're butthurt but McDavid is shit in the two way game, and probably always will be. The reason you think of him and Laine as the same is because they ARE the same. They are both offensive players. McDavid would probably be a natural winger and may even convert at some point in his career once his team gets deep enough.

When did /a/ hop on the predditors bandwagon ?

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>>75663869
I don't know but its saved on my hard drive.

>>75663898
Fuck off back to /tv/

>>75663981
>le never won a cup so they deserve it may may

Kill yourself, please and thank you

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>>75663981
The mild were already eliminated though.

~~Larry in Lakeville

>>75663995
Preds anime posting has been happening since the playoffs started

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>>75663995
Predators have always been 4chan's team. And just like everything else on the website, after about 2 years Reddit is now taking it.

>>75664006
Ovi really deserves the cup . He's the dan Marino of hockey

>>75664006
No one said anything about deserving. We're simply talking good guys bad guys.

>>75663753
He's reportedly in good spirits today, though. Given Crosby knows what a concussion feels like at this point, I'd say that's a good sign it might not be that bad.

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What did google mean by this?

>>75663753

That's what divers get for diving

>>75664064
>>75663995
>>75664067
Preds have always been 4chan's/anime posters

>>75663995
ive seen some of this anime since the 2014-2015 or mightve been last years playoff as well.

>>75664067
>>75663989
>>75663823
Tfw you created 95% of the preds animu

>>75664285
Make more Preds wifus

>>75663981
A Penguins dynasty is a good thing, especially after all the adversity they faced with injuries. Nobody would care if a Capitals team full of Russians that had almost zero injuries throughout the season won, and the fact that they did it by injuring the opposition would put a huge asterisk next to it.

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>>75664314
Tfw computer is kill so all i have is phone

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Pittsburgh doesn't deserve to have such a good team

>>75664447
Yes we do.

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>>75663843
Matthews is a weak babby, one hit every four games.

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>>75664447
if they had a team slightly worse, there'd be twice as many empty seats

>>75664353
You should kill yourself Augustus

>>75664353
No there would be no asterisk. Let's pretend the pens actually deserved to win the first 2 games that they don't have malkin and that there goalies didn't steal the show this series and last years.

>>75664487

Still going through puberty , probably has a teenager boy body

et /hoc/ genus omne

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>>75664314
Here's one i tried my best

Reminder there was absolutely NO refpuck in play last night BOTH TEAMS had 5 (FIVE) powerplays the difference is SHITTSBURGH scored on 0 (ZERO) of them while the CLUTCH CAPITALS scored on 2 (TWO) of them

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>>75664447
Wouldn't want them to go bankrupt and relocate now would we?

>>75664353
>Nobody would care if the Capitals won

Having come from a suburb near DC, I can tell you a whole lot of people would care if the Caps won

>>75664540
>lets pretend players from another team didnt play to their potential so I can prove my point

You really need to fuck off. The only reason it isnt 3-0 is Holtby had a good 55 minutes and the refs felt sorry that a presidents cup winner can be so BTFO in the playoffs

>Penguins down 2 goals with 3 minutes to go
>half the fans have already left
>place is half empty for OT

>Sens down 2 goals with 3 minutes to go
>everyone is standing and cheering loudly for a comeback
>building is still packed during OT

>>75664584

> implying implications

>>75664576
Capitals take more penalties with their physical, slower play style. Penguins should naturally have more PP time.

>>75664613

> senators
> "fans"

>>75664602
You're so delusional it's pathetic. The caps played to their potential and dominated you guys. Just because you guys won doesn't change that fact

>>75664613
This is because sens building is full of opposing fans

>>75664613
The Sens had 2000 unsold seats. Both franchises are a joke.

>>75664602
are canadians unironically this dumb? you just made the same argument right back to him

Friendly reminder that the Faguins would be down 0-2 without the help of massive refpuck aid

>>75664674
>dominated
>lost by big margin

I dont understand. Are you saying the Caps just take meme clappers and cant score?

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>>75664613

>>75664613
Sens game was on a Saturday night and not a workday night, sweety

Pens would be up 3-0 without massive refpuck desu

>>75664775
Friendly reminder that the Caps have unironically been benefiting from the most refpuck this playoffs

>>75664789
I'm saying the goalie bailed them out and caps didn't. They outplayed the pens plain and simple. If you don't believe this just bc you might be a pens fan than just don't watch hockey anymore

Friendly reminder that the Faguins had NO FANS before 2009

>>75664947
Wrong!

>>75664814
LA and Chiraq definitely deserve every ounce of shit they get for being bandwagon central, but Pittsburgh always flies under the radar. When you take into account that LA is the largest city in the country, and Chicago just behind it at #3, Pittsburgh is kind of worse than those two in a way.

Yinzers are truly subhuman degenerates, and if its not them its the faggot, loser bandwagoners infesting that """""""fan"""""""""base.

>>75664947
That would be the oilels

Tell me about Lundqvist. Why does he wear the pads?

>>75664968
Friendly reminder that no American teams south of Boston had fans before 2009

>>75665031
Surprisingly this.

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I'm only happy with about half of these

>>75665015
This . Ducks would be 3-0 without opposing refpuck fucking them over

Just like last year series against Nashville . Refpuck is a bitch against the ducks

Pens were still top 5 in American local market ratings during their down years before Crosby. Good fans don't enable poor management with their hard earn money with ticket purchases, but they will still watch the games on TV. This is flawless logic that you cannot refute.

>>75665036
Enjoy your vacation, your retarded yinzer faggot.

>>75665107
Every year to be desu

>>75665131
>Good fans let their franchise teeter on the brink of bankruptcy for years.
If it weren't for Crysby the PONGuins would have been playing in Vegas.

>>75665133
yinzers are literally the WORST people ever.

>>75665088
take your faggot anime shit somewhere else

>>75665036
Crosby has a concussion, he'll be out for the season. It's confirmed.

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>>75665281
>on topic hockey anime picture in a hockey thread on an anime imageboard

"no"

posting anime is literallly reddit so you should just go back

>>75665088
where is captain harlock?

>>75665210
Bankrupt because of a horrendous contract situation carried over from the 90's and the city being stingy on replacing an old, crumbling stadium. Incompetency from the FO is not on the fans. The talk of relocation was already a year after Crosby was in the league, and it took Lemieux threatening to move the team for the city to finally build that new stadium and remedy the old contracts.

>>75664947
>no powerplays in game one
>benefiting from refpuck

What did he mean by this?

>>75665387
basically this

>>75665447
literally the definition of irony

>>75665527
>>75665502
>>75665281
>>75665107
>>75665088
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>75665447
Anime is anti reddit because it pisses fags like you off

>>75663008
Zetterberg and Backstrom.

Yusss

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>>75665447
there he is, the anti-anime "reddit reddit" early-thread-starting proliferate-reporting poster

anime is not reddit, but it is fucking gay

>>75665447
wrong

anime is normie and therefor reddit

>>75665694
and there is his proxy

Official good to bad guys list
1. Preds
2. Sens
3. Blues
4. Ducks
5. Caps
6. Pens
7. Oils

are this years preds the ultimate good guys?

>>75665599
>proliferate-reporting
How would you know this? Probably because you're an offtopic reddit anime poster who gets banned all the time?

GO BACK WITH YOUR NORIE CuCK WEEB FRIENDS

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>>75665281
>>75665447
>>75665633
>>75665694
WE NEED A
P U R G E

>>75665447
t.shitcongo

Preds are the bad guys because they fluked their way into the 2nd round and eliminated a proper good team.

>>75665757
Switch the blues and the ducks

>>75665757
>Ducks good guys
>a team full of faggot goons

>>75665824
WHAT IF IT WAS A HUGE FLUKE?????

>>75665824
T. The anally devastated shitty of chicongo

the only anime I have ever watched was pokemon

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>>75665853
xDDDDD

>>75665836
>goons killing delusional edmongolian 8th graders
Definitely good guys desu

Stinks in here, grease must be back

>>75665836
Literally not a single goon on the duck desu.

>>75665895
How do you know if you have the flag filtered?

>>75665869
Never seen dragon baller z?
Thats my favourite japanese cartoon

>2011+6
>even thinking about anime
should be an instant shadow ban for your IP range if you post anime anywhere on this board

>>75665869
I used to have irrational hatred towards anime back when I started visiting 4chan, but then I watched some Ghiblis and watched TTGL with /a/ about a decade ago and it was a fun experience.

Anyways, if I talk about this anymore the yank will probably report me for off-topic behaviour but don't completely dismiss anime just because some (most) people who like it are autismos or because some (most) anime series are shit

>>75665962
God tier post right here. Is ther a way to do an anti-report where this post gets stickied to the top?

>>75665836
any team playing the boilers is automatically the good guys

>>75665779
Are you also the guy who really hates Canadians and always cheers for the American teams and predicted an all-american sweep in the playoff bracket challenge?

The Preds are the 2012 Kongs

>>75666051
Underperforming in the regular season and shitting all over the playoffs?
Based

>>75666051
except the Preds could score goals before the trade deadline

>>75666045
I don't even know what you're talking about, you fucking faggot. I had the Snes/Hasb ECF.

How fucking retarded do you have to be to try guessing identities on fucking 4chan?

Why do the Rags do so poorly at home?

>>75665764
i say ottawa because they're facing the >rags and probably the pens who are greedy bad guys looking to pad their cup totals

nashville's up there though

>>75665824
fuck off confetti flag

>>75665903
getzlaf is a piece of shit

>>75665986
Reddit pls go

>>75665895
Suck my cock you fucking faggot. I'll slit your neck then fuck the wound and cum out of your mouth.

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>>75666121
but the rags are always good at home? :^)

>>75666114
/hoc/ is a small community which is thinly disguised as a large one since most posters are anonymous and most posts are non-distinctive. But it's really just the same few dozen people who comprise the majority of posts every day.

Crosby wilting under bright light again. He never could stand the spotlight.

>>75666132
Hey Kippers

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How many goals will he score?

quality of finnish posts is way down today desu

Do you guys think the nhl rigs the playoffs every year or just once every couple years to keep making money?

>>75666205
Thats because Ive only posted once today

>>75666231
If Oilers-Penguins final happens than it's confirmed rigged

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Dubs -> Crosby gets injured for the rest of the playoffs and the Sens meme their way to the cup

>>75666231
Next year they should redo the Preds/Hawks to make sure there are no flukes in the system

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Crosby had it coming

I hope he can't take a shit without getting headaches now

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>>75666163
>HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING

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>>75664487
>Leaves out all the stats where Matthews is better

Never change /sp/

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>>75666276
Snes vs Oilels finals

Would it be the least watched cup finals of all time?

>"Damage to the brain caused by concussion can last for decades after the original head trauma, according to research presented at a AAAS (American Association for the Advancement of Science) Annual Meeting in 2013."

>"Concussion causes temporary loss of brain function leading to cognitive, physical and emotional symptoms, such as confusion, vomiting, headache, nausea, depression, disturbed sleep, moodiness, and amnesia. "

>"Older athletes who suffered from concussion have symptoms similar to Parkinson's"

>"If a child or any player has a concussion, they should be kept away from playing or doing any mental exercise until their symptoms abate. Concussions should not be taken lightly. We should really also follow former players in clinical settings to make sure they are not ageing prematurely in terms of cognition."

How fk'd is Crosby?

>>75666422
i can't imagine shark/pens drawed a lot of viewers after the first couple games

california probably had golden state on the TV at that point

>>75666276
>implying ovechkin wouldn't shatter karlssons foot into a thousand pieces if he gets the chance