*passes the ball sideways to marcelo or carvajal*

*assists ramos*

*gets praised as the best midfielder in the world*

*accelerates to a maximum sprint speed of ten meters per hour*

*wins a WC*

*101% passing accuracy*

*leaves defending to the other midfielders*

*never loses a ball*

*dates caveman gf*

*gets past dribbled by every mediocre player*

If he was a fish, he would be called Tuna Kroos

>>75659731
*gets into the FifPro XI*

If you watch the game, you don't see Kroos

But if you watch Kroos, you see the game

If he was really skinny, he would be called Bony Kroos

For me it's Antonius von Groß

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>>75660297

if he was a video game console, he would be Sony Kroos

If he was a scientologist, he would be called Tony Cruise

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>>75660297

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>>75660297
what did he.....

*pass to Modric and Ronaldo until they're bored*

>>75660297
wat

>>75660297
tipping hard

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>>75660297
I'm fucking losing it right now.

>>75660297
really makes you think

the man paul scholes dreams he could have been

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>>75660297

>>75660297

jaden what are you doing in argentina?

>>75660297
So deep.

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>>75660485

>>75660297
Hmmmmmmmm

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>>75660297

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>>75660297
top post m'lad

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such a high quality thread

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>>75660759

>>75660297
Deep

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>>75660297
im literally shaking

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>>75660297

>>75660287
Lmao underrated

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>>75660297

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>>75660297

>>75660297
3deep5me

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>>75660297
ancient wisdom of the gaucho

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>>75660297
woah

>>75660282
*hides his homosexual relation with lahm*

>>75660297
hmmm

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>>75660297

>>75660297
this gave me an authentic nerd moment

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>>75660297
hmm

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>>75660297

>>75660307
Is he was a fraud, he would be Phony Kroos

If he was a woman who slept around, he'd be Toni Loose

>>75660297

Put me in the screenshot

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>>75663922
there you go

*wins everything*

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>>75660297

If he was suicidal, he would be Toni Noose

If he was a diplomat, he would be Toni Truce.

If he was a bunch of rocks, he'd be Stony Kroos

If he was a Nintendo game he'd be Toni Bros

>>75660297
What did he mean by this?

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>>75660297

If he was a Greek god, he would be Toni Zeus

If he was a NEET baitposter, he would be Toni (You)s

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>>75660297
nice (((reddit))) """joke"""

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>>75660297
hmmmm

If he was he was Canadian, he would be Toni Moose

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>>75660297

>>75660297
big if true

>>75660297
reminder that Kroos lost 0 balls and participated in every Cristiano goal at the beginning of the play

>>75660297
How do I upvote this?

Probably the best player on the pitch after Ronaldo

Kek.

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>>75660297
really gets the noggin joggin..

>>75660297
this neger gets it

>>75660297
bruh

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>>75660297
imstr.,,
danm?! hmmm

leave not misplacing a single pass to me

>>75660297
Woah, really harmonized my hazelnuts

>>75660297
don't have enough fedora images to tip this shit

German humor

Bayern sold Kroos and bought Alonso

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Ready to apologize?

>>75660297
I did not understand

>>75665998
>le never do jackshit but always look great on paper man

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>>75660297

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>>75665992
>that alonso sub against real

>>75660297
he was right all along

Retarded fucking kike. Disgusting. FINAL SOLUTION

If he was filled with air, he would be Foamy Kroos

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>>75660297
I watched Kross and didn't saw the goals.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>75660297

If he was a horse he'd be Pony Kroos

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>>75660297

If he inspired actual artists, he would be Toni Muse

>>75660297
Hijo de su...

>>75660297
Upvoted

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*le chile bro never gives sauce*

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>>75660297
Fucking hell

>>75660297
after watching him today you were right all along

>>75666305
pls be in Bautzen

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>>75660297
I agree, Nice insight. Good post

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>>75660297

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>>75660297

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>>75660297
damn...

>>75660297
What do we have here... oh jeez nvm

>>75660297
wow

>>75665937
>passes it 3 yards sideways
>wow he never misplaces passes! best midfielder in the game la!

>>75659731
*bombs Gaza*

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>>75660297

>>75660152
that would be Modric

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>>75666937
Wrong

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>>75666977

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>>75660297

>>75666892
you still alive man?

>>75660297
Eso lo dijo Valdano o Menotti no?

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>>75666977

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>>75660297

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>>75660297
mate...

>>75660297
W O K E

>>75660297
How do you guys not recognize this quote? Del Bosque said it and it was about Busquets.

>>75660297
absolutely based

>>75660297
GOAT post

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>>75667633

>>75660297
KINO
I
N
O

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>>75667633

>>75660297
unreal post desu

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>>75660297
u went a level too deep for my understanding

>>75666977
le dabbing dembele

>>75660297
overrated

>>75660297
nigga wut

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>>75660297

>>75667633
well congratulations, you got yourself caught

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>>75660297

>>75666305
That's a trap

>>75674982
Even better

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>>75675310
colombian taste is 10/10

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>>75660297
Was it autism?

>>75660297
Obv quote about Kante no Toni GROSS!

>>75660297

t. Ph.D. Advanced Quantum Football Physics

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>>75660297
You might be on to something.

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>>75660297

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>>75660297
This is some good stuff.

>>75660297
Top huh

i don't unterstand this thread
but it seems very high quality

it's just like Kroos actually

>>75659731
*goes back to the oven*

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>>75660297

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>>75660297

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>>75660297

*replies to Argentina*

Not really understanding why people are replying to that post.

>>75660297
wtf i love Kroos now

>>75660297

im using this for all future arguments about players

thank you anon, this is beautiful

>>75660297
Shiiiiiiiit

>plays a relatively easy role
>get's made fun of for doing it perfectly

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>>75660297

>>75659731
>german media is praising him for passing side ways

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>>75660297
>tfw to smart to understand

>>75679402
>t. mad customer

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>>75660297

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>>75660297

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>>75667633

>>75660297
really makes u think

>>75660297
severely overrated post

>>75679402
>replacing the best midfielder in the world with an old shabby Alonso

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>>75667633
This is the best post on this awful thread.

>>75659731
>Jew is triggered by German efficiency
Seems about right

>>75660307
>>75663612
If his name was Toby, he would be called Toby Kroos

>>75673979
What's the next step in your master plan?

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>>75660297
underrated

>>75660297
needs more (you)s tbqhfamalam

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>>75680957
>tfw haven't gotten a single (you) in 4 years

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>>75660297

>>75675567
someone make this qt brown

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>>75681003
here friendo

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>>75660297

If you know anything about football you know the real heart and engine of that midfield is Modric

>>75681614
the only midfielder in the world who is great defending AND attacking (not, vidal is not on that list)

>>75660297
ok lad

>>75660297
Take your 100th (You), lad

>>75660297
ebin

>toni kroos

>his job is to get the ball to ramos in corners and free kicks

>>75660297

t. Del Bosque

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>>75660297

>>75660297
4deep6me

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>>75660297

>>75660152
No one does that desu. A lot of people and media outlets rate him very highly, but I think he's far from being seen as the best midfielder in the world.

>>75660297
Really activated my almonds

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>>75660297

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>>75660297
Argentina confirmed for white, there is no way someone with an IQ lower than 110 would wrote this.

>>75660297
Peace in our time

>>75660297
Why all the hype thou hé just repeated what Del Bosque said on Busquets

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>>75660297

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>>75660297

>>75660297
really causes you to ponder

>>75660297
Damn...

>>75689484
>>75673979

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>>75660297

>>75660297
Actually true

fuck you memesters and your inane threads

>haha le epic biscuits quote xD
end yourselves.

>>75660297
This was posted yesterday in a thread about Busquets

>>75699326
Of course it's Germany the one that hates fun

have we started the fire

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>>75660297
>ywn get this many replies

>>75699354
Its true about both players. Modric as well.

>>75699416
Why do you allow Dominica to exist?

>>75699430
It's a completely different island, I think you meant Haití

Now, why are Romania and Moldova two different countries?

>>75699447
I know they fucking are, why don't they force them to change the name or some shit?

>why R and M...
Russkies.

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>>75660297
>mfw

>>75699416
>Modric

Definition of a meme player.

>>75660297
Are you the leader of fedora award candidate for 2017?

>>75660297
that's definitely something a white man would say

>>75660297
This is an already known quote. Why does it have so many (you)s?

>>75699512
nah a meme player would be Rooney. or Fellaini. Or a few other United players.

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>>75660297

>>75660297
I feel funnee in brein

>>75660297
Holy kek this made me kek.

>>75660297
really got my noggins niggin

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>>75660297

>>75660297

really triggers my niggers

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>>75681736
*blocks your argument*

>>75660297
as someone who always focuses on kroos, i cant even put into words what this post means to me.

he is underrated. rewatch 7-1 and u see that kroos is the key player

>>75660307
Too bad this was posted right after the most overrated post of the year; underrated af! Good job, Canada.

>>75660297
will this count as a messi intelligent quote too?

>>75660297
can't believe that 4chan are fapping themselves over an old Del Bosque quote about Busquets. this place has become worse than reddit in terms of newfaggotry

>>75660297
Kek

>>75660297
b-bakana!

>>75707735
Wena nido

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>>75660297
fug

>>75701124
I replied because it seemed like the new hip thing to do

>>75707762
wena nido

>>75660297
Here's your (You)

>>75660297
2deep4me

>>75660297

i lost

>>75660297
mods please sticky this

>>75660297
A fedora grew straight out of my skull as soon as I finished reading this post

>>75704152
this.

>>75699354
...AAAAAnd??????