/heem/: paige vanzant edition

do you think paige's pedo brother molested her while she was growing up?

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>>75658532

What is the best way to escape mount?

>>75658596
hug waist, lift and roll into missionary

>>75658596
Tap out

>>75658596
buck up, wrap arm, wrap leg, push off other leg, sweep

buck up, create space with elbow, shrimp(?), push leg through space, halfguard.

no idea mate

t. white belt out of traneing

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#Don't draft Doo ho Choi

*takes you down*
*checks your oil*

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is Bloober Spoot a good fighter?

>>75658596
heem your opponent

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>>75658702
GADOOSH

https://youtu.be/W-UOGcvJSgQ
@2:30

Khalabeeb btfo

Coral Springs should be back by now. I'm worried

>>75658596
Wrap around waist and one of his arms, roll to the side where the arms is trapped to get on top.

Or roll your hips sideways, get your left leg around his left leg, push his left leg down with your elbow or hands to get a better position.

>>75658754
fuck him

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/Claudia/

>>75658532
Probably

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>>75658773

Yes.
>>75658754
I miss the (you)s from sklebposting

>>75658754
You know when someone at school or at work really pisses you off and you really piss them off? Like you're just always thinking "fuck that guy" and arguing with him when he does stupid shit in front of you? And then he leaves for a new job and you're left feeling a sort of emptiness and longing despite you thinking multiple times "I wish that fucker would just disappear"?

It's like that.

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jon

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>>75658773
>>75658782
Disgusting

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mmm

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nth for k1

post more claudias pls

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>>75659077
Full version

>>75658754
I think you meant to say
>Coral Springs

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>>75659091

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>>75659091
>>75659199

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>>75659091
>>75659199
>>75659209

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Famous

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>>75658754
he's probably busy with school or something

sorry too busy to post op prepping for math final bye gotta go

>>75659199
>>75659209
>>75659217
thx la

claudia is a fucking disgusting pig

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>>75659272

you're welcome boi

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Horrible Thread

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>>75658754
He might have gotten a 2 week ban for repeat offenses. I got one a little bit back. We all miss you springsbro.

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Good thread

>>75659289

>pulls dick out

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>>75658532
No he like boys.

Shit thread with shit discussion is not a good combination

>>75659422
this is heem

>>75659418
i thought crosses repelled vampires

>>75659424
This is a clusterfuck, nobody is discussing MMA just posting stupid pictures of Paige and screenshots of Twitter, I wish it was me banned instead of Coral springs

Who is your favorite female fighter?

>>75659439
None they all suck

Cyborg Cantos should be permanently banned for blatantly cheating. She is a scumbag.

http://www.mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2017/5/2/15510590/artem-lobov-feels-no-moral-victory-from-cub-swanson-loss-wants-doo-ho-choi-next

>>75659432
>This is a clusterfuck, nobody is discussing MMA just posting stupid pictures of Paige and screenshots of Twitter
are you new? hys

When JDS knocks out Stipe will you consider him the greatest heavyweigh ever?

>>75659452
Implying it's always been this way, we have spergs forcing Paige 24/7 did you not see the autist yesterday?

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>>75659447

I have a fight in mind for Artem

>>75659455

If he beats Cain, reem and also werdum again sure

is rose ready for joanna?

>>75659476
Nobody cares

>>75659455
>>75659472
dc beats all these goofs wgaf

How do you see Aspen Ladd vs. Jessica Eye playing out?

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is nose ready for jewanna?

>>75659529
Why do you insist on spamming stupid questions?

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Jamal is a really fat, really stupid nigger

Is Ariel going to get in trouble by Uncle Dana for Anderson/Romero incident?

>>75658754
I legitimately think that whole false-flagging shitstorm was all him

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Ngannou is American now.

>>75659567
Don't know why these dumbfucks want him back, he brings poor mma discussion and flamboyant Schaub pictures

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Who should she fight next?

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>>75659462
>Implying it's always been this way
I'm kind of an oldfag on heem (been here since 189) and I can tell you that it's always this way. Lurk more before making it worse with your unqualified analysis.

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Hello you IDIOTS.

(Lol).

>>75659625
>189
>>75659633
Look alive pendejo!

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WMMA is Haram!

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>>75659625
189ers are real

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Guys! Adan is going to call in Stud Radio tonight, hopefully he doesn't go full autismo again

>>75659565
Yeah Dana's gonna go up and smack him
/s

>>75659624
lol stop doing this

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>>75659748
Tfw Ariel is better matchmaker than UFC

>>75659688
>189ers are real
Well, no shit? The weird thing about it is they've been here for almost 2 years now, which is actually enough time to learn about MMA.
Not enough to learn about past /heem/ though, 189 is probably the start of the shifting point so Ireland is still chatting bollocks

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>>75659778
Tfw 117'er

>>75659624
Sean Shelby

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493726113037.webm

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>>75659633

Sup my dude

For the 3-odd pollacks that post here, how is Joanna received in your country? Is she a national treasure, or is it like "Eh, she's there."

My boys would beat you're boys ass /heem/

>>75660078
Get your boy in my boy's guard, tough guy.

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who remember

>>75660090
Where are your credentials you got no sparring partners, you're playing touchbutt with that dork in the park

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http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/michael-bisping-questions-criticism-directed-him-while-conor-mcgregor-holds-two-divisions-1619521

>"Whatever I do, I get s**t off everybody," he said on his podcast Believe You Me. "Conor McGregor can do no wrong, he is Jesus reincarnated. He can walk on water, he can do whatever the f**k he wants."

>"He can leave the sport of UFC and go chase a boxing match and that's still the best thing ever, holding up two divisions whilst he's at it. But me, Jesus Christ, all I tried to do is get a big payday and I'm the scum of the earth, I'm the devil."

>>75660107
I think your crackhead esses would be surprised.

>>75660103
Don Frye did commentary, right?

>>75660114
>Bisping comparing himself to Conor
All of my keks

>>75660103
If I remember correctly, wasn't it Chael vs Bisping in a submission grappling match, Rey vs. Roy vs. Angle in a pro wrestling match, and Tank vs Severn in an MMA match? Did this ever end up happening?

>>75660148
nah Roy Jones boxed a random fan instead (true story)

>>75660148
>>75660155
http://boxrec.com/show/730394

>>75658596
use anti grappling techniques but they dont get aloud in the cage because thei too dangerous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y_pdhk44HE

>>75660148
>>75660103
URFight was great. I enjoyed it.

Chael and Bisping went to a draw, both weren't taking it too serious. At some point Bisping even just paused and talked to an audience member telling him he was pissing around all night the night before.
That dude interfered in Rey/Angle. Forgot his name. Some Rapper I think. Was quite funny.
Roy Jones won, fan or whoever it was landed a punch or two early on but largely just kept getting hit

How many lunches should one pack before getting in a fight with Tyrone Woodley?

>>75660114
No, Michael, you don't get it; you're BOTH shit.

>>75660103
who /rossrampage/ masterrace here?

>>75660208
One for every money fight he'll never get.

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>>75660246
Thanks for the chuckle

>>75660208
>Tyrone
is this supposed to be funny?

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>>75660208
TFW No matter how many lunches you pack, you'll always need an extra one

>>75660267
Don't get so butthurt about a spelling mistake bitch boi

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>>75660273

Who is your favorite black fighter? For me, it's Platinum.

>>75660313
Alexander Gustuffson

>>75658518
people dont understand the m&aa stuff doesnt work in the real fights on the street theres broken bottles and stones so you cant roll around on the ground I dont want to be bad or anything but M&a people seem like they only like hugging onto men and rolling around on the floor to me it looks like they gay

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Reminder

>>75660331
Do Irish unironically Like U2?

>>75660341
Yes

U2 fucking sucks

>>75660369
>U2 fucking sucks
Indeed, Bono a turd

>>75659289
anyone else getting hard from this?

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Reminder

Be honest: are you a FightPass subscriber?

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Fuck Corral Springs, where the HECK is NotePad?

>>75660341
no, they're tax exiles and universally despised

I can't live, with or without (YOU) CRYYYYY CRYYYYY CRYYYYY CRYYY.... more CRYYYYY CRYYYYY CRYYY CRYYYYYY. with or without (YOU)

>>75660313
Moose

what's your most anticipated scheduled fight?

>>75660466
Please stop doing this

>>75659252
>>75660421

Do you want to see Ronda Rousey fight again?

>>75660421

>>75660478
Only if she fights Cyborg on return

>>75660416
Yes. I spend most of my time at work watching old bangers.

>>75660410
Truly the dream team. Which man is your favorite MMA analyst?

could cyborg have won ufc 1?

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>>75660496

>>75659778
>The weird thing about it is they've been here for almost 2 years now
Holy fuck. Where does time go?

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what went wrong?

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Is Yoelito and Silva going to be the broship of 2017?

>>75660478
She would be a champion in Bellator. Could have a decent shot in Rizin if she got (back) on the gas. As far as UFC Bantamweight, it's progressed beyond her.

>>75660455 2

>>75660506
i feel bad for any man or group of men stupid enough to start a fight with him

>>75660529
He went from fighting guys like USADA Vitor, Bongwater, Tom Lawlor to fighting guys like Rockhold, Romero, and Gegard.

>>75660509
Nobody knows man
You just realise it at one point and can only ponder

>>75660529
>>75660553
And to think he almost became a dominant champ

Remember how Weidman was discussed in literally every thread?

>>75660575
Weidman/mmadigestOP was best OP

>>75660584
How was WeidmanOP better than SpergOP?

>>75660578
This is what youre choosing to do in the middle of a tuesday huh? Obsess over people you've "met" online? Damn thats sad.

>>75660165
How the fuck is this anti-grappling? It's just regular escape/reversal from kesa-gatame. Literally drilled this in class three hours ago. It's literally a grappling move.

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>>75660545
He's been taught by only the best.

>>75660599
I'm actually on a bus right now so I can go to tutoring

>>75658773
Is she a fan of 20 century boys or what?

>>75660563
He was never good enough to be dominant against real competition for any period of time. Beating Anderson was a chance in a million both times, and from then on he got favorable matchups until he hit a skill wall he has not and will not overcome.

>>75660609
ok then here's a better example of anti-grappling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82RgRznHct8

>>75660341
We do, but the country is unified in its hatred of bono

>>75660478
Not under Edmond. And we know that Ronda is either too retarded or so burdened with daddy issue that he will never leave that armenian refugee camp.

So, no I don't want to see her getting blasted standing up or crushing bellator cans.

>>75660626
>on a bus
Not surprised.

>>75660642

And let's not forget that fucking Lyoto Machida was his biggest test as champ, and Lyoto almost heemed him towards the end of the fight.

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>>75658518
When will the paige bullying end?

>>75660678
Nobody scares faggot, stop posting her twitter

>>75660656
>paying 100+ for a parking spot in uni

No thanks

>>75660678
When she starts stringing some wins together again. I couldn't give a shit less what/how she flaunts on social media as long as she's winning fights. Otherwise she's just another bum slag.

>>75660705
Is that really what they charge for idiot schoolmates to slam their doors into you're car???

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what does /heem/ think of Frank Shamrock?

>>75660645
I like the self defense stuff, but the so called anti grappling is, again, just counters/reversals to grappling moves. Which is included in all grappling curriculum.

There are no magical "anti-grappling" moves. If you don't want to be wrestlefucked, you need to learn how to wrestle. That's all there is to it.

Also, fat boy fucking oblique kicked his uke in the knees. Sideways. What a dick.

>>75660705
>cars are the only alternative to a bus for a student
>what are bikes

t. lardo

>>75660764
I don't know how to ride a bike

>>75660705
Smart move. Save the money for UFC PPV events.

>>75660645
you do realize it's only a defense against a guy who doesn't know how to grapple but just want to throw you away right?

wing chun is all about dealing with drunken fratboys, not against a wrestler.

>>75660771
Pathetic.

>>75660764
What are you supposed to do when it gets cold, as it often does in many parts of many countries?

Why hasn't Raquel Pennington fought lately? Is she waiting for a title shot?

Here's a video of Ronda mountain biking with Team 209.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7W82ot_WNI

>>75660764
>reaching this much because I insulted someone over the internet

>>75660808
The UFC should give it to her, fuck it. Women's 135 is the most up-in-the-air division right now.

>>75660747
Fookin legend, mate.

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>>75660802

>>75660771
>A M E R I C A N S

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>>75660787
Beet would kill Koksal Babba

>>75660802
I dunno dude when I was was a teenager I made the decision to start working and save money for a car and thats what I did. When I was to college I had a car and life was good. I never had to work out solutions to poorfag problems.

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>>75660802
i ride 365 days a year

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>>75660841

But everyone over in your country knows how to ride a bull.

How do you guys rate UFC 200?

>>75660843
why do you have to do this everytime you see a turk dude? either kebab or koksal baba. getting tired of it.

>>75660864
great on paper, kind of a drag in reality

>>75660753
>>75660787

in most if not all situations though grapplings is no good for self defence, it's great for sport dont get me wrong but on the street it's a whole different story that's why you need to train for against grappling grappling is great for sportfighting but you should end up rolling around on the floor outside check out these videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR6MtdWTDvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXnDqPc62JU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjXIQnaF6ZY

>>75660846
I also own a car. I just wonder why people who don't own cars consider bikes to be such a good alternative, especially in the midwest where it gets cold as fuck. Most people I've met that bike everywhere are just a little...off?

>>75660830
val mate

>>75660864
gay/10. advertised baba vs beet but didnt deliver

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>>75660886

>>75660854
Who is your favorite Norwegian fighter?

>>75660846
Having to start working and saving money to afford a car is working out a solution to a poor person problem.

>>75660886
>Poland
I thought you were a man of your word. You post NSFW content and ban evade and lie about it. I lost a lot of respect for you.

>>75660900
She already has an L to the current champ, why would they give her a shot? She's on a 2-fight streak.

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>>75660843
beet should stop ducking

>>75660864
No FotN bonus to be had after like 15 fights. That should tell you enough.

>>75660918
I couldnt wait to share that oc, im not gonna phonepost no more cause its cumbersome as hell

>>75660897
>Most people I've met that bike everywhere are just a little...off?
Nah youre just really a bitch making a generalization and trying to insult people that are better than you. You're a fatfuck that never learned how to ride a bike. Those bike riders are by default going to be mentally healthier than you'll ever be.

Reminder that GOATy GODbrandt shut all the dork h8rs up on December 30th!

>>75660952
Not if they get hit by a car

>>75660963
i really hope cody destroys tj

>>75660949
It's still ban evading if you use your phone to post while your home IP is banned. You'll potentially turn your local 3 day shitposting ban into a global 30 day ban evasion ban.

>>75660645
This belongs in the meme martial arts general in /asp/

>>75660952
But what do you do when it gets cold, my man?

>>75660963
I'm very much looking forward to TJ vs. Cody. One of the best fights to make in the promotion, I feel.

>>75660948
>>75660025

>>75660895
they don't work against anyone who is expert at grappling. just like you don't see any wing chun practitioners in mma, they'd get annihilated.

self defense methods like wing chun are used to deal with fratboys, or drunken assholes. not trained grapplers.

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Post a fighter you absolutely hate

>>75661037
yeah I already said grappling is great in sports, but in real life it's too dangerous to roll around that's why anti-grappling techniques are better for self defence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIPCZvJFcZg

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>>75661069

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Memeshitposting aside, how does /heem/ see meme boy kicker and fwonkie going? Yair has gotten progressively better at defending takedowns and scrambling out of them, but still had some trouble with Charles Rosa in that regard. And Frankie is of course one of the top P4P grapplers.

I think those first couple takedown attempts will determine the fight

>>75661098
lol why the first couple against cub didn't determine that fight

>>75661089
How does God feel about his cheating, I wonder.

>fighter hasn't fought in a year
>ranking barely changes

Get Luke Cuckhold out of the top 5

>>75660416

Yes, I got into this shit late so I need to catch up on everything I missed.

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>>75661069

>>75661098
Yair will probably do what Lando did in his last fight, overextend and overmeme himself so that Frankie can just outwork him with the fundamentals. And when Yair tries to adjust, Fronk will just take him down.

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>>75661098
I like Yair as the dog. I'm less considered about style than I am the discrepancy in age and reach. Yair is active and puts on a pace. Frankie might be able to hold him down in round 1, but I bet in 2 and three those TDs start getting stuffed and Frankie is gonna beat eating shots.

Yair via memekick in the 3rd.

Thoughts on Luke Thomas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_tysta_PBE

>>75661216
>frankie
>getting heemed

>>75660416
Nope I never will be till they get it on PS4.

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name a more iconic duo, ill wait

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>>75661229

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>>75661218
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493747272202.webm

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>>75661085
These meme martial arts are great against bums that throw one lousy punch and then go limp. A gun is better for self defense. In real life you'll probably get knocked out by the dudes buddy your fighting when you're not looking. In real life if you're grappling you'll probably get your head kicked by someone else while you're on the ground. But if you're talking about one on one combat theres a reason these meme martial arts aren't used in mma. Also don't think about (you)ing me a video of steven seagal moving his hands and "fighting" off like five guys.

>>75661247
This triggers the lanklets

>>75661216

Jeremy Stephens has much more power than Yair, and he head kicked Frankie on the button and couldn't put him out. Neither could any of the shots from Gray Maynard or Aldo, and an upkick from the massive legs of Benson. But he's going to get heemed by this spic twink?

>>75661261
Kek I'd rather be 6'3" than be a midget and date a Mouse girl.

>>75661273
Too bad your awful personality will stop you from finding love at any height.

>>75661256
I know steven segall is a meme, this is the real stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtfq9vLMTxU

like I keep saying if you get into a grappling match on the ground your in trouble

>>75661262
>spic twink
Well now we know where your bias lies

>>75661262
Everyone gets heemed eventually.

>>75661273
Are you the bus-riding loser?

Have any of you guys ever seen Teens React on youtube? The Indian kid is fighting now.

https://youtu.be/oImgUHBVM7A

>>75660918
don't really have a fav fighter from norway. hellboy was great to watch, great spirit and fairly successful, so maybe him i guess. meek seems like a bit of a retard 2bh.

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>I'd rather be 6'3" than be a midget and date a Mouse girl.

>>75661289
get in my guard bro = Just try to grab my wrist

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>vick vs reyes
>skelly vs knight
>eddie vs poirier
>fronkie vs yair
>maia vs masvidal
>JJ vs Andrade
>Stiopic vs JDS

god DAMN, /heem/, who's gonna take home Fight of the Night? Also, when's the last time they gave out two FotY bonuses? Is the new ownership too stingy for that anymore?

>>75661364
If Frankie/Yair doesn't end up being a 15 minute wrestlefuck, I think that takes it.
JJ/Andrade might be spicy but I think it's just going to lack technique. Andrade just bullrushes forward a lot, it might be a lesser JJ/Gadelha 2

>>75661406
Joanna is getting sheem'd

>>75661364
>>75661406

I think Eddie/Poirier will be FOTN both are sloppy bangers and Dustin should have good enough wrestling to negate Eddie's wrestlefucking and force him to bang.

>>75661069
can't really hate any of them.. they all pick a style that can give them an edge over their next opponent and they all try to sell the fight better by taunting eachother before the fight..
so if i had ti pick someone, it would be for missing weight or getting caught roiding before a fight.
so i guess i hate khabib for ruining some good fight cards for me with his habbit of missing weight time after time.

>>75661098
yair probably gasses doing all his spinning shit and then franky takes him down, punches him in the head, and then lets him back up for 4 rounds

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>>75660103

>>75661458
that would suck for the ufc they really lucked out with joanna speaking english and having a personality they can put on tv in america

>>75661505
Yair trains at very high elevations in Mexico and seamlessly went 5 rounds in Salt Lake

>4 rounds
It's a three round fight, goofball. Beat it! Get lost

>>75661505
>yair probably gasses
lmao

>>75661098
frankie will expose yair, the guys been fights sage wouldnt dream of getting

>>75661515
>that would suck for the ufc
I really don't care plus Joanna isn't even a draw

>>75661515
Yes she's great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmcz-1J9t7E

>>75661515
According to Nielson sources, the main card (Joanna vs. Claudia) broadcast on FS1 (10:00p-1:22a ET) had an average live audience of 1,068,000 viewers and the preliminary card (8:00-10:00p ET) drew 642,000 viewers.

The viewership from the main card makes The Ultimate Fighter 23 Finale the most-watched Ultimate Fighter Finale on FS1 since the first fall 2013 season featuring Ronda Rousey and Miesha Tate (1,129,000 viewers). It also saw gains of 57 percent in viewers versus last year’s spring Ultimate Fighter Finale (691,000) and among the Adults 18-49 demographic, the viewership was up 68 percent (657,000 vs. 390,000).

>boxing on suicide watch

>>75661458
I see it as a possibility, but not a very likely one.

>>75661556
>>75661570
>joanna isn't a draw
>1.3 million watched her live on FS1

lol that's really good for a 115 pound woman fight bro

>>75661595
She's not a PPV draw

>>75661556
She draws better than the supposed p4p GOAT Mighty Mouse

>>75661616
That's why she always piggybacks off stronger main events on big cards when she's not on cable. What are you, new?

>>75661694
She's not a PPV draw

Anything title fight under 145lbs should be on FS1

Based Joanna bringing in the viewership numbers. Literally bigger than heavyweight boxing. What an embarrassment to that outdated "fighting" sport.

*jabs*
*uses superior footwork to get away*
*sticks chin out*
*bobs and weaves*
*jabs*

heh nothing personal kid

>>75661840
*fucks every important female in your life*

EMBEDDED
https://youtu.be/uh4zvWe6Hv0
https://youtu.be/uh4zvWe6Hv0

>>75661840
*eats shots*
*takes you down for a round*
*continues eating shots*
*blacksplodes with 1 minute left*

heh, nothing personal my nigga

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Who /ufc212/ here

>>75661868
*heems you*
*cries*

>>75661871
Like them or love them you can't deny that they are spot on here.

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>>75661880
>tfw octagon will have famous burger ads
>mfw max goofaway slips and breaks his neck

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For sure wonderboi was doing some serious damage in that fight my guy

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Like him or love him you have to admit that Brandon has the best KO losses in UFC history.

>>75661538
>>75661541
Shadow boxing with Alex carceres isn't fighting.

>>75661967
wtf i HATE big john now!

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Was it a good fight?

>>75661999
>h-h-he'll gas

>but he went 5 full pace rounds at high elevation

>d-d-doesnt count

fwonkie cuck

>>75662087
not only are his arms short, but his upper body is wide, so he is more of a reachlet than his stat shows.

You know what one of the most satisfying things in ufc 2 is? When you start attacking with a submission, and it becomes immediatly clear that your opponent isnt fast enough to get out of it, so they rage quit. I consider that a verbal submission.

>>75661871
It's sad! seeing the effects of CTE setting in in Brandon's young life. The cross eye keeps getting worse.

>>75661098
Really hoping for Yair to win. Frankie has had his chance. I don´t want to see him get ANOTHER titleshot.

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Show some respect BrendGOD h8rs!

What went wrong with Rampage?

Wasn't he our guy?

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GADOOSH

>>75662128
You ok? You seem to be having trouble typing.

>>75662228
He still is

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49-1

Name one fighter any weight class any time period that would beat the Cain Velasquez at UFC 155

>>75662254
That was pretty easy to comprehend. You must be new or intentionally obtuse as a form of passive aggression. How sad!

>>75662317
Werdum

>>75662391

delete this

>>75662317
McGregor at UFC 194

NATE DIAZ IS _________

>>75662635
better than nick

>>75662666
Lmao no

>>75662372
Read what you wrote out loud. Is that how you normally communicate with people? You seem distressed.

>>75662733
Oh so you are being passive aggressive because you got utterly BTFO. Embarrassing ---- Very ineffective!

>>75662833
i am not being passive aggressive. I am genuinely concerned for your well being. You do matter, anon.

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>>75661926

>walks out to octagon
>entire crowd throws burger patties at you

Why do people consider Tony Ferg cringey when he has a record to back it up?

>>75662860
Sad little aspie gets butthurt after being humiliated on his friend simulator. Tries to overcompensate with le smuk reddidork posting - many such cases. Very sad!

>>75662635
a pussy ass bitch who can only """"win"""" by submission because he is scared to fight like a man

>>75662924
Hmm, either you are sincere or you take on a persona when you write online because you can't be sincere even anonymously. Whatever the case, I am worried about you.

>>75662918
Who considers him cringey? Some people didnt like his recent comments about Nate Diaz, but anyone who knows anything will say he is one of the top fighters in the division

>>75662635
FUCKING BASED

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how does she revive her career?

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post heems

>>75662729
t. cokesucker

>>75662951
>>>/r/mma

>>75663021
I will be here if you need to talk. I hope that you fins some way to work out your problems, even if you don't want to talk about them here. I hope you get better, friend.

>>75662957
His trash talk is considered cringey apparently

>>75662980
hnnnnnngggg

so QT

>>75663000
>ZOMBIE

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Thoughts on her career?

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>>75662980
>she will never revive your penis

>>75663072
>I hope that you fins

Might want to slow down your angry fat fingers from smashing the keyboard. LOL

>>75663103
its good

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>>75663103
good start

>>75663103
She's great. Even if she loses to Andrade she'll be #2 in the division easily. Respectable career overall. Has talked about retirement recently, that worries me.

>>75663103
"No one finna take that belt away from her"

>>75663199
>Has talked about retirement recently
Andraj confirmed winning

Who is the most overrated fighter of all time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzS9W21m560
This is one of the best fights in the mma history.

>>75663131
I can tell you are filled with angst and are misdirecting that angst at me. I am not your enemy; I just want you to be happy. I can see you aren't ready to face your problems. I hope you find someone you can talk to. I truly hope you have a great rest of your day. Be well, my friend.

>>75663228
she talked about it before fighting penne

>>75663258
>quadrupling down on the quarter pounders and smugposting

Ha

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>>75663103
wmma goat desu

>>75663123
MUH

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>>75663247
THE DISRESPECT


Only ever watched the ending of that fight, didn't realize Woodley's chin took that much damage in the fight

UFC just signed this guy to fight Chase Sherman at UFC 211

8-1, 8 KO victories, 1 submission loss

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Rashad-Coulter-81719

Frame reminds me of DC

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>>75663000

>>75663456
Feed him to Ngannou

>>75663419
How T didnt went full JUST mode after that fight? He was brutally koed and now hes a champ. Tough dude.

>>75663501
Ngannou is coming to enrich Cain

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>>75663247
>>75663419

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>>75663513
His last fight wasn't the most entertaining but Ko'ing Robbie and almost heeming wonderboy twice you can't deny he's One of the best welterweights in the world

>>75663526
Tyron Bless brother