LA DOYERS VS VAGIANTS

ABSOLUTE

MADNESS

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>You will never be paid to watch baseball games with Orel and Nomar and ask them cool stuff about their career

I don't like Kershaw on 5 days rest.

Why does Dodgers stadium always play Fun?

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we gonna get swept

>>75653039
because it's a Fun place

>>75653039
>>75653060
that and the fact that >>75653045
will happen

dubs reassure

Good luck dodgers, gonna try to catch this game when ours is over

>>75653045
Probably

P-please be nice big strong doyer cholos

>this game brought to you by Weinershnitzel

OVERATED

KERSHIT LMAO

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KERCHOKE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pence saw that pitch the whole way through holy gaucamole

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How long until he gets nicknamed "Babyface" ?

PISSBOI ON SUICIDE WATCH

Still can't believe Michael Morse is playing for the Giants in current year

Hitting a homer off Kersh has been Pence's wet dream for years now. Not surprised it happened

Which game does Bumgarner pitch this series?

Kershaw is getting lit up like an East LA drive by

>>75653031
I told you niggas. Check the stats. Kershaw does better on normal days rest. This faggot Roberts is sabotaging our best pitcher.

>4 days rest career
ERA is 2.38, Whip is .98
>5 days rest career
ERA is 2.58, whip is 1.02

>>75653031
neither does he

2 earned runs, 3 hits, 1 walk, 97 pitches in 9 innings

Is this a bad start?

>>75653252
Baby-faced Asassin

>>75653392
sounds about right to me

>>75653344
I think sabotage is a strong word for it. The ERA is only .2 points higher.

>>75653484
Kershaw holds himself to a really high standard. 2.53 is shit for Kershaw. Point is, he always seems shaky on these starts. Kersh usually does a good job of battling through those shaky games where it's just not going for him though.

>>75653252
He looks like a beardless juan mata

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that lead was fun while it lasted lads

>>75653568
yeah he knows how to straighten out after a rocky start

Come the fuck on Cueto

dont >risp this shit up assholes

>>75653632
Let that be a lesson for you

nice throw Morse
reee

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If only the Giants had a better pitcher they could be using

>Giants fielding

>>75653802
>that small as fuck gas tank
it has to be a 2 stroke right?

Cueto has the best pitch framer in MLB behind the plate and STILL can't get ahead in the count

>>75653873
im a giants fan and i even know Grandal is the best framer...at least he was last time I checked.

>csnBA already airing commercials about visiting Nevada and hating Libby promos
Lel

>seager
>defense

>>75653901
Grandal is right behind Posey

>>75653901
I think Grandal is 2nd to Posey according to something I read last season

>>75654017
gotcha
now we patiently wait for DG to refute this with his pseudo statistic analytics

>>75654097
is he even still alive?

>>75654143
he literally posted in this thread.

cody bombinger

>>75653901
too bad he is the GOAT at letting balls past him too

>>75653087
Congrats on blowing out the Cusb, Philsbro

>>75654266
it's a byproduct of framing, jerking the glove before grasping the ball

>>75654252
>bellinger about to spark the team to winning 40+ out of 50 like pwig did back in the day
>send him down

dogs are having consistently patient at bats the past week

best fucking hitter in baseball

lol damn i knew kershaw would get a hit.

KERGOD

Based Kersh always brings in his own runs

>Kershaw

"Leave RISP to me"

Is Kelli hotter than Alanna?

>>75654649
Alanna is pro Trump

>>75654649
literally who?

Kershaw having a rough outing so far.

>>75653632
>>75653632
>>75653632
>>75653632
damn I knew if should of waited on posting this

>Ker>shaq

yanked

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K E R C H O K E
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KERSHIT
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>>75654649
Easily man. That's been known since day 1. Alanna isn't hot at all.

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B U S T E D
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>Kershaw dropping to his knees cause he knew it was out of the park

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socal or norcal in terms of qts?

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Okay, seriously. Has Kershit been tested for autism??

>>75654949
hahah oh shit thats good m80

This has been a pretty average year for Kershaw so far.

>>75654942
Socal

Norcal women have regressed

>>75654942
Norcal
Socal only if you want plastic thots

>>75654942
hmmmm
so cal girls are hot as fuck desu.
but there are a lot of fake bitches

nor cal girls seem to be more down to earth
there are also hippie girls if you're into that thing

mehh idk.

Wait but I thought Kershaw was the best LHP of all time? How are the measly Giants pushing his shit in?

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>>75655006
>hippie

watchu mean?

is this hippie in norcal?

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>>75652775
Fuck the Dodgers.

Enjoy living in Tijuana North.

>>75655071
You don't even live in San Francisco. You can't afford to or you're homeless.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RYU

>>75655104
I moved away from that shithole too but I'm still a Gnats fan.

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>>75654942
socal

>>75655061
idk man. I live near Santa Cruz.
I tend to lean left but some ppl here tend to be too extreme.
>muh organic
>muh glutten free
>muh let all the homeless ppl in

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>bellingers mom

>>75655132
>Ryu has probably fucked every hot South Korean QT in all of SoCal

>>75655159
santa cruz isn't really a good example of norcal anything

>>75655175
I thought the same bro

>>75655197
>norcal anything
w-we got the best weed though

>>75655175
YelichMother.jpg

>>75653202

THE KID

I'm not a scout but babyface chases every breaking bat
Kershaw struck him out like that so why throw a slider up

on a scale of zero to matt adams, how shook is kershaw right now?

This kid really got 3 hits off of Kershaw and he was called up last week

>>75655386
5 day rest got Kershaw today not even excusing him but the numbers don't lie
He gives up more hits and runs on an extra day rest

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>>75655379
>>75655386
Maybe he thinks its October already?

>>75655410
>not even excusing him
Then why even make this post? He's having a shit game, deal with it.

>>75655410
How many days rest did Kershaw have last week at AT&T?

>>75655425
Most teams would appreciate this kind of start from their 6th guy (e.g. the extra rest guy). Think of it like that.

>>75655410
do you think the disturbance in his routine has something to do with his postseason performances? i know it tends to fuck a bunch of ppl up.

>>75655454
Except no team in the majors would start their 6th guy against Cueto.

>>75655473
They would if they're the Mets and their rotation is completely in shambles. Thank god we're not the mets though.

Are the Rockies and Dbacks legit you guys?

>>75655533
Full house checked

No they're not.

>>75655501
The Mets actually won their game tonight. Maybe you should focus.

>>75655533
Honestly the entire NL West is legit this year, feels like any of these five ballclubs can squeak into the postseason.

>>75655465
Could be

A lot of pitchers do certain things before their game and one little or big thing can screw them

See Rockies at dodgers when Kershaw was mad because game started 3 minutes late

Bases loaded in the first inning no outs

>>75655608
>3 minutes late
oh shit this guy does not fuck around

>>75655592
Implying

>>75655608
>3 minutes late

holy fucking autism

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ebin

Agon has been getting bailed out way too much lately

But nice to see a runner on

Lol Nunez
That guy is too hard on himself

Put your fucking bullpen in already

Cody Cody he's our man if he can't do it then the rest of the lineup sure as shit cant!

Oh boy this is gonna be brutal

>bellinger this year
>otani next year
doyers rolling in the ROTYs

habbeding

>taking out slow as shit agon to let pig on
Cool

>okert warming up

>>75656148
NOOOOOOO!!!

I love Utley but this fucker needs to sit and let Taylor face righties

inb4 he does something to make me regret this

utley such a try hard

lmao

muh ucla
muh hometown pride
muh socal
muh beaches
muh long beach pier
muh cucumber water
muh suntan

lmao
fukn kuk

I want a fight!
The dugouts empty and shit!

What are the chances of seeing that??

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Did we ever find out what SF got for Chris Heston?

>>75656180
Utley has bitches in long beach waiting for him daily while tejada no legs is stuck in double a

That is what trying hard gets you

>>75656182
slim to non breh

welcome to baseball in the 21st century m8

>>75656182
>on the field
minimal
>in the stands
possible
>in the parking lot
guaranteed

WOO UTLEY WOOOOEW

Utley and SVS competing to see who can K looking more this year

Oh look
>risp

>>75656189
I still don't know

>>75656182
Might see some Umpire ejections if hitters get all fucking pissy

>>75656201
literally what are you talking about?

Roberts is great but fuck let Taylor play everyday

>>75656229
TYBTAYLER PROVE ME WRONG


Toles is
My
Nigga

Bochys jogging days are over due to his heart condition ;_;

I legit thought the PA announcer said Andruw Jones

hahaahahahahahahhahahahahaha

holy fucking shit this dude looks like a literal Muppet hahahaahahaa

those eyebrows oh my fucking god ahahahahahahaa

Lets go Tolesy

CLAP YA HANDS

2 innings against the giants bullpen only down 1 is basically a sure win

>>75655465
Yeah. That's why he got mad like an autist at the Rockies pitcher for delaying the game a bit 2 weeks ago. He's extremely routine oriented.

>>75656300
>He's extremely routine oriented.
You can say he's autistic, this is a safe space.

TAKE BALL FOUR AND LET SEAGER RAKE

CUETOOOOO

>>75656137
>alvarez, buehler or white in 2019

CUEEEEETO IS SHOOK

Giants get to blow another save today :^)

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Based Cueto

>>75656331
Jesus how many teams do you bandwagon? We played the Mets the other day and you were in there pretending to be a fan. Fucking gross

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>>75656337
Cueto was falling apart towards the end of that inning

stream???

Wow that was torture.
Wew at least we still got the lead for a couple more innings until the bullpen gives it away

thank god

>>75656341
if you root for them all you never lose and it lessens the sadness

cueto el CUETE

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Is someone driving a truck on the upper deck!?

This ump can't call the top of the zone for shit

>tea ads

get that shit outta here

>>75656341
I watch a lot of games and this is a good matchup. Dodgers are the only team i'd consider a 2nd favorite cuz of Utley and Chooch and other connections over the past few years.

>>75656403
Coach is with Seattle now but did a good job with us

he fucking swung twice

cuntry joe needs to hurry up and die of a heart attack

>>75656425
He kind of blew it in the NLCS last year iirc but glad he had a good year overall.

Why is Buster grounding into so many DPs this season

Why is Arroyo so much better than everyone else right now

>>75656380
No wayyyyy

>>75656464
The Bullpen hasn't crushed his innocence too badly yet

>>75656403
B-but giants have pence and had Rollins for a bit lol
And Aaron Rowand and Pat Burrel

>it's another hard hit ball line out episode

>>75656508
We also knocked out the filthies in 2010 u dweeb

>>75656534
Shhh
I was hoping he forgot

>>75656508
Utley is definitely the Philly i and many others felt the biggest connection with (besides Howard because of childhood fondness/homers/etc). I wanted him to retire here badly but alas

>>75652877
I have a webm with sound of this but can't post to spee :(

>>75656456
he is in mid season form in April/May because he played baseball classic.

Such a leader, ignoring he flames out every year to represent the US in front of dozens of fans.

>>75656534
Dodgers still hate us for 08-09, at least last time I checked.

>>75654942
socal, hot beach chics, hippy hollywood chicks, hot asian club whores, latina cocksluts, plastic bimbos beat hippy moldylocks lookin girls all day.

welp time for Mr. Melon's Wild Ride

>>75656570
If the Dodgers hate everyone who eliminated them they'd have long list my dude

>>75654942
Both have top-tier qts.

>okert going for the save
Hold on to yo buts

>>75655386
He's having a poor start to the season but still has sub 3.00 ERA and 4 wins. Wonder if he is focused on the post season this time???

>>75656621
Blown Okert save incoming.

>>75656570
>>75656623
Shit. I'm still salty over the 2002 WS
I also just found out that Bellingers dad was in that Angels team

>>75656635
he is already 3 ft off the target, its already over.

AGon has zero batspeed. He's done

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No Melancon?

>could have gone to SVS

lmao orel has jokes

>>75656658
its already bull pen by committee, Melancon is BTFO

>Law

botchy pls

Blown Law save incoming.

>>75654949
looks like hes having flashbacks of Vietnam aka (`09 lillies, `13 cards, `14 cards)

>pweeg

wew

gg doyers

gg

>POOEGG

THANK YOU BASED LAW

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gg Doggies

And that is that, get fucked giants fans, get fucked dodger fans.

Two shit franchises that are only relevant because they share a division with Colorado, Arizona, and San Diego.

Wow.
Good game doyers

Wow Puig struck out? who could have have seen it coming?

gg jints

GG doggers if you're even watching
Fuck ur ace tbqh

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gg doyers
see you tomorrow

>>75656697
Who? Who? And especially Who?

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gg dodgers.


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Next game (#2): Same time tomorrow = 10:10 PM ET | 7:10 PM PT

>>75656727
literally Cringe the starters

>>75656697
>jints have won 2 (two) more titles this decade than all 3 (three) teams combined
(you)

>>75656741
>>75656713
>reading comprehension

I was pointing out that the NL West sucks. Any other division your teams would be perennial 3rd place teams. Boy you guys are stupid asses

>>75656741
none of those teams won any titles this decade, familia

>>75656734
will their combined earned runs be <5 or >10?

>>75656705
Why is your ace so stupid that he goes and plays on dirt bikes while under contract?

>>75656697
>San Diego
uhh