Capitals (0-2) v Penguins (2-0) Game thread

we're in here

>>75648785

>>75648855
Don't tell me where to go

TAKE OUT FLUERY KEEEEEEEEEK

>new

You mean old and abandon?

Fleury showing Divesby how to take a hit and get up like a man

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>mfw pongs fags

>>75648803
we're in here

This game is top meme

how can the caps not score on that chance

WHAT THE FUCK

KILL THEM ALL

LMAOOOOOOOO PONGS SO SOFT

>>75650565
dob geg

>ref calls it a good goal
>go to get a beer
>1-0 craps

what the fuck is going on. why didn't the refs call it off the first time

SHEARY DOWN

THE PENGUINS ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES

>Pens now taking out other Pens
MADMEN!

Why don't skaters just kick goaltenders in the face when the puck is near?

That was a good no goal.

Allah will punish the Caps for their dirty hits and tricks.

They cannot win fairly so they use brute force where a better player would use skill.

HE TOOK OUT HIS OWN GUY, HAHAHAHHAHAHA

>PONGS

so this is the power of the stanley cup champions

GET REKT, SHEARY.

>pussguins gettibg bullied
KEK what a soft team

ANOTHER
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P O N G
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>>75650619
because they can only score on 2 man advantages

>>75648920
Still came to the other thread though, didn't you bitchboy?

Jesus christ, are Shittsburgh players literally made of glass?

>pens killing their own players
Guess Crosby's injury has them fucked up

>pens haters will still claim the pens are getting refpuck in their favor

How assblasted do the pongs make you?

>pongoons so SHOOK they are killing each other

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA BTFO

BASED DANE STUTTERSTEPPING CHECKS

>Pongs are such divers they hit their own guys

Is there any doubt the Penguins are the good guys now?

J F C
F
C

>>75650627
First review was if it was over the line

Second review was a coach's challenge over Goalie interference

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>>75650640
Get the fuck outta here Mohammed. Don't you have a basketball team to root for?

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>dat dodge from the sandwich hit

>right in the bugle
i love this sport

>>75650663
play of the game tbqh

GO KNEE ON KNEE ON OVIE NOW

How did this shit team win a cup?

>Pens seeing so much red their taking out their own players

>>75650660
low quality post

What does have some English on it mean

>>75650681
Penguins aren't the good guys because they won the cup last year. Oilers and sens would be a comfy cup, but Trudeau would fuck over the sens by replacing all the players with Syrians because of diversity lol

>>75650686

I play basketball, I do not watch it played.

>>75650712
to suck and fuck

dat snatch

>>75650697
it was a meme year, that cup should have an asterisk on it

based holtglove

AHAHAHAAHAHA

>>75650712
http://www.word-detective.com/2010/03/english-on-a-ball-etc/

>The use of “English” to mean “spin induced to a ball or other projectile in order to alter its course” is a fairly recent American invention, dating back only to the mid-19th century, although the practice itself is probably as old as throwing stuff at chickens.

>>75650723
underrated.

Carpenter brut

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>>75650658

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>>75650727
Chuck's?

wait wut, was that Carpenter Brut playing on the loudspeakers?

Is dat sum Turbo Killer?

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>pongs

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Why are the Washington Capitals such bad guys? Definitely not the good guys we thought they were.

Caps puck luck about to end

>>75650767
literally the high point of his meager career

Just got in. Is it true Crosby got concussed? Saw the hit during intermission but is he really done?

>>75650770
>it's a conspiracy

>>75650770
They aren't the bad guys when they make the Penguins pay for all the assbeatings they've gotten from all those past playoff games.

>pens go down for the first time in the series
>thread absolutely flooded with ass ravaged losers

My fucking sides

>>75650770
cry harder blogger AHAHAHAHAHA this dumb fuck doesn't realize 7 D is very normal

>>75650770
pongs are bad guys, caps came prepared to be good guys and prevent a repeat

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>>75650758
holy fuck I finally got this

>>75650791
He didn't come back out for the 2nd, it's either a knee injury or a concussion. Probably both.

>>75650791
dude, watch the fucking game

he's literally out there on the ice right now

>>75650791
He's dead

>that crap hitting the brick wall and getting BTFO

kek

how was that not interference

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>>75650770
>thinking the Capitals were the good guys

>>75650782
fuck you, the caps have had terrible puckluck these whole playoffs

ITS FUCKING PENDULUM ON AT THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>75650770
>also a not if you watch closely crysby was faking a dive after being tapped in the helmet then he fell into the "crosscheck"

open your fucken eyes

>>75650770
Scummy crapitals

http://www.strawpoll.me/12876341
http://www.strawpoll.me/12876341
http://www.strawpoll.me/12876341

VOTE

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>tfw you realize this concussion will forever bar crosby from making the top-5 all time players

not that he had much a chance anyways. inb4 "muh PPG"

This REFPUCK is angering me

>>75650770
Jesus Pens fans are so insecure

>>75650770
Caps and their fans were always the bad guys.

>>75650850
screamer

>>75650770
I tweeted that bitch and he got butthurt as fuck

>>75650791

Allah is watching over him, brother. He will be fine in a week.

This sport is fucking madness

>>75650825
I heard people chirping about a knee but he clearly got on in the head.

Also sorry, I'm not a fan of either of this teams, but is Carl Hagelin playing his first playoff game or am i mistaken.

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>>75650658
I am pretty sure Matt Cullen is immortal.
But he is a journeyman so I wouldnt consider him shittsburgh stock.

>>75650770
bait

How was that not interference on that Oshie hit?

>>75650861
now you know how the rest of us feel when you post lol

>>75650850
virus do not click

>>75650723
Stop making fun of us

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>>75650850
>no he was asking for it or he dove option

KESSEL is next

>>75650770
holy crap it's one thing to put that in dumb 4chan posts

seriously implying that on your blog's twitter?

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>>75650877

>>75650856
He was never going to be anything better than 7th all time anyways

Holy shit Geno is entering beast mode.

>>75650770
FAKE NEWS

PITTSBURGH KEEPS DIVING AND THE REFS KEEP BELIEVING IT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75650892
You feel like you're getting refpucked when I post?

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So it turns out watching Lebron BBC his way to the rim gets old when they're up by 25. Mind if I hang with you guys until my Rockets come on?

refpuck

>>75650883
Yeah, this is Hags' first game back. The reason Sid got hit in the head was because his left knee looked like it went bad under him and he slid in an awkward way. Niskanen put his hands up because Sid was sliding at him full speed.

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>>75650881
you haven't seen anything yet m8

Caps are starting to get massively outplayed

I dont think they want to be up a goal desu

>>75650917
>sport played by mindless animals turns into mindless action

no way

>>75650897
Watch Trudeau fucking rant and rave about your team being diverse yet lacking blacks and muzzies on the team if you win the cup. It'll be glorious

It's okay, malkin can handle shit

>>75650899
*HOLTBY is next

ahaha just got home and saw the crysby hit

hopefully hes out for the playoffs, but cmon with the game misconduct Niskanen was just bracing himself against that retart sidney recklessly sliding across the ice

Caps will win because Illuminati demands it

>Caps literally cannot win with their current team

So bad.

>>75650930
Thanks brother, have a (you), wish I could give you two

>>75650834
Kippers can I sniff your fartbox?

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>Tfw your Ted from Akron meme backfired and got your captain killed.

Exiling myself from pittsburgh tonight lads. I'm sorry.

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>mfw this is karma for Pongs fans talking about their "third salary cap Cup" as a given

Don't fuck with the hockey gods you retarded Fans Since 2009!

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>missing their best forward
>missing their best defender
>missing their best goalie
>still outplaying the Craps

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What the fuck is going on in this game?

Any tips for being able to see the puck?

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fuck poongvins

>pens fans literally inconsolable when they realize hockey is a contact sport

>>75650980
Buy a better tv you poor faggot

>>75650938
>tfw the oilers already have a nig and a poo in loo

9 dimensional chess

>Orpik literally grabs Malkin's stick so he can't shoot
>Pens haters cry refpuck

>>75650980

stick a carrot up your butt

>>75650980
hd feed.

What was the deal with two capitals grappling one player?

Even if that wasn't a penalty, isn't that stupid?

It's two guys holding one guy, one around the neck, so you literally are wasting two guys to get one.

Also, since two guys were holding they should both get penalized, right?

>>75650980
yes, own a television you bought in the past 15 years

>>75650997
>>75650999
Quality bant

>>75650980
toothpaste under the eyes usually works for me

>>75650980
Get better eyes

Which Pong is the next to die, Caps fans?

>>75650980
only newfags watch the puck, you watch all the players as the play develops

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>All these pong haters flooding the thread

>>75650980
git gud

>>75650980
kys

>>75650980
Follow the players, not the puck.

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>>75650997
>>75650997

>>75651024

rust

>>75650970
>Crosby gets injured
>Pongs ""fans"" conveniently start referring to him as their best forward when they usually say its Kessel

Kek

>rust injures himself checking the boards

lololol

what the fuck nigga, did he see ghost dad back there or something?

>>75650980
Not being blind, fag

>>75651024
Not caps fan, but I want to see Wilson get hurt. Still pissed that he killed visnovskys career in game 4

>>75651024
malkin

will pongs be able to ice a team next game?

>>75651024

Malkin. Upper body injury

I can't believe the caps haven't been able to score more this series.

>>75651039

cant bust the rust

>>75650997
>>75650999
>>75651005
>>75651006
>>75651016
>>75651019
>>75651023
>>75651032
>>75651033
>>75651035
>>75651046
Struck a nerve there huh? Maybe you too feel that nagging doubt that you aren't having as much fun as you think you are

>crosbitch
>cuntsby
>sidney boipussyfaggotcunt

>rags

>going your own team
Shittsburg

>>75651024
Rust apparently

>>75651043
now this is a good post

>oshie

>>75651011

Didn't make sense to me either, why not just throw him down on the ice and hurt him instead of holding him like you're trying to burp a baby?

>>75651061
>Caps
>In the playoffs
>Scoring

pathetic pens cant even hold the puck on their refball power play

>>75651061

thats because theyre fucking shit

>>75651061
pongs been getting massive refpuck all series, based caps finally taking justice into their own hands. shittsburgh = exposed.

>>75651061

I cant believe your captain is out for rest of the playoffs

>bob cole

how is this motherfucker still calling games, he can hardly follow the play

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>crizpy

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Kevin Shattenkirk is going to look great in Range Blue next season.

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>>75650770
Pongs fans since 2009 are so moronic they don't realize 7D is a completely normal configuration for a team, especially one looking to shake things up a bit after 2 consecutive losses.

Why was it a game misconduct when crosby rekt himself by not being able to skate or have awareness?

Should be 1-0 Pens right now. Thanks refs.

>>75651089
>pens getting massive refpuck
>caps literally had 4 powerplays last game before the pens had one and the refs tried taking a goal away from the pens

Ebin meme bro. Kill yourself

>>75651107
cross checking

>Cribsby still in the lockerroom

>>75651096
He was alright for Sens/Bruins because half of the games had nothing happening.

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>>75651103
>rags fucking up their cap structure further and locking themselves into perpetual mediocrity

beautiful

>>75651089
the denial

craps have had most refpucks this playoffs for sure.

>>75651051
Real talk though, I met Wilson and he's actually super nice and friendly.

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>>75651110
>>75651110
keep crying, bitch boy

>the absolute state of these butthurt Pens fans

>>75651110
OV should of had a hat trick by now actually

>>75651095

I'm gonna let you think about that one for a second.

>>75651089

>refpuck
>didn't see the four penalties called on pens
>didn't see the hit from behind on the play where the challenge to the righteous goal put back on the board
>didn't see no penalty on that hit despite the fact that that hit came from a Capital

The only refpuck here is for Capitals, my friend.

You can come here and be a Capitals fan but do not lie, for Allah will punish you.

>still 1-0

>>75651117
no, but if you were mean she probly would

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GARY THEY TOUCHED ME

GARY

GARY WHY ARENT YOU ANSWERING ME

GARY SOMEONE TOUCHED ME I WANT A SUSPENSION

>>75651117

I dont think she fucks niggers outside porn

>>75651107
just wait, it'll be a suspension too. Crosby's mom will get on the phone with buttman.

>>75648920
JUST LET ME BE MYSELF

next goal by caps is gonna get reviewed for offsides and overturned

Crosby sympathy is flowing heavy in the refs blood right now

>>75651103
>le sheltered 3rd pairing man who can't even hit the net
You know you're a fucking retard when your take-away from the playoffs is that Shattenkirk would be a good signing.

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>crosby comes blazing in trying to score not paying attention to anything else
>stick your hands up to defend yourself
>not only is it a penulty you get thrown out of the game

>>75651130
H-He's gonna take a discount and sign for 4 million p-per year because his favorite team as a boy was the NYR

>>75651107
believe it or not it'd be a lot worse for the game itself if it weren't a misconduct, even if it was the wrong call.

>>75651107
>awareness
>craps player has zero awareness of where his stick is heading

>>75651117
No

>>75651135
Well that's for anyone really. Matt Martin is a nice guy yet he's so nasty on the ice. Wish he stayed in Brooklyn. He was what made the 4th line able to succeed

>>75651117
she rejects chad all day and then blasts them on twitter, keep in mind she only has he boobs

what makes you think you have a chance?

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Caps just aren't burying any of these quality chances, this whole fucking series

>>75651103

He's been utter shit in the playoffs.

-7 coming into this game.

>>75650770
The Caps aren't the good guys. They're not the bad guys. They're just THE guys.

>>75651117
no but if you are at all famous she'll tweet about you asking

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>>75651116
>>75651132
>>75651142
>this shit hockey knowledge

found somewhere more your speed lads

>>75651170

Fleury realized he was shit in the Bluejackets series so he's stepping up.

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>there are burgers in this thread RIGHT NOW who are watching NBC and not CBC

>>75651165
>caps player just standing there
>crosby comes wobbling across the ice out of control
>somehow caps player's fault

hmm?????

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>>75651117
>people actually find that sand nigger attractive

Jesus christ

>>75651138

He's not skating during next pre-season either :)

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>>75651147

>>75651176

fuck off roman no one likes you other than pajeets and fat women

Caps are hooking Pens on every breakout and getting away with it.

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STOP SCORING RIGHT NOW GUENZTAL THOSE ARE MY GOALS YOUR STEALING

IM TELLING MIKE ON YOU IF YOU DONT STOP

>>75651162
Get me a McChicken and a Big Mac bitch

>>75651176
JUST: the guys

>>75651174
That last game was VERY funny

lmao diving

>>75651198
>People finding Muslims attractive at all

That itself is a crime. Your girl can't show hair or even lips, so what's the point?

>>75651193
gave CBC a chance, pretty weak shit m8

coaches corner was pretty entertaining though

>>75651170
>game 6 with the Laffs
>overtime almost every game
>Laffs looked better butt made rookie mistakes
>Laffs should rightfully have won the series

OMFG Y AREN'T THE CAPS WINNING AMIRITE GUISE

R E F
E
F

P U C K
U
C
K

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jesus christ, even more pongs refpuck. pathetic franchise that is tied to league by an umbilical cord, literally cannot survive or thrive by their own merit

>>75651176
>>75651176

BBCWTS

>>75651169
>>75651184
If a Caps player asked to fuck her would she say yes?

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There are 69 unique IPs in this thread. Do you think all of us combined could beat up a top NHL forward line? It would be 69 vs 3. I could bring a steak knife.

>>75651193
CBC is not the institution it once was so I don't blame them

NBC actually stole the best current pair of commentators: Ferraro and Miller

>>75651200

I thought you were talking about Ovi. Because I fucking hate the Pens.

Doesn't mean I can't express my disappointment that Caps aren't finishing their chances.

>>75651234
>implying the pens power play is a benefit

I want to livestream myself beating you to death like Serena McKay.

Refs are only calling the obvious penalties on the Caps this game. In reality they're getting away with a lot more.

>just jump and fall
>get PP
the absolute state of the pongs

>>75651243
They would have been the Kansas City scouts if they sucked even more

>>75651249
probably yes

>>75651193
Lol I'm just fine with based Doc faggot

>>75651250
Is this on the ice? Are they in uniform?

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>>75651117
not even the best mia in the industry

>>75651232
>LAFFS

>>75651193
>All of the commentators have canadian accents anyway
Its the worst part about hockey

>>75651250

Beat up?

Like on foot?

Probably.

>>75651117
HIV+ bruh

>>75651193
CBC is fucking trash now bud

>>75651265
> The Pongs knocked Kuznetsov over first
> Caps get called

>>75651250

Well, there's only finns and canadians here that can actually skate and play hockey.

No offence but I'm pretty certain americans here lack both the skills and fitness

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>>75651261

That's a lot of salt Kippers.

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>>75651250
Who the fuck decided to do this? At least isles have tails wearing best jersey

>>75651250
can i bring my knife too?
i can't even skate, but i could stab a thigh

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>>75651271
>no onions

are you fucking disabled??????????

>""""""""""""ponger""""""""""""""""""""""" play

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GUYS WHY ARE WE LOSING

WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST TEAM

IM TAKING THE PUCK AND GOING HOME AND NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY ANYMORE

>>75651301
Kuzy got checked. Rust got tripped from behind.

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>>75651250
69 eh?

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>>75651271
>>75651271

>no apple pie mcflurry
get out

>>75651301

>two guys hold one Penguin
>only one holding Penalty
That is your payback from Allah.

Be thankful Allah is merciful and did not injure one of your key players for your insolence and violence.

>>75651282

Khalifa left the industry already I thought.

is Malkova still doing scenes?

>>75651232
Caps deserved to win that series, even if by a smidgen. They don't deserve to win this one though.

However, if I were a Caps fan, I would be worried about their status as an Eastern contender going forward.

t. Leafs

>>75651306

What happened to that trip fag who's name was "CanucksWillWinTheLoterry"

fucken kek

>>75651261
You couldn't beat a fly to death you limp wristed weeb

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>>75651315
Yur Mum don't like it when I have onion breath

>>75651333
i think so

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>>75651307
nice trip i had a bong called 18th chamber RIP in peace

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G-gguys are we relevant again?

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Crosby deserved it

Whats the difference between Hornqvist and Lundqvist?

>>75651311
>fishsticks jersey
kek

>>75651333
Khalifa still cams and escorts. She just doesn't film scenes anymore because that requires regular testing and pays worse.

>>75651354
Hornqvist is a better goaler.

>>75651354

Horn - title winner, scream in swedish at you

Lund - zero rings, inconsolable tears

>>75651354
one has horns and the other has lunds

>>75651350
lol the falcons
never

>>75651360
They should wear them again if they get a stadium built in Belmont. Those jerseys have a good aesthetic look. Also, the wave design at the bottom of the jersey was also great

>>75651354
One has won a cup and the other hasn't

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>>75651331
But Anon, Fatima Al Ali from the UAE supports us. Allah supports the Capitals.

>>75651282
This

>>75651351
what am i looking at here

>>75651381
falcons???

>>75651362

Well I know the HIV thing was a disproved rumor, but didn't know about the escorting or cams.

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MOM SOMEONE TOUCHED ME TODAY

NO THEY DIDNT TOUCH MY PEEPEE THEY TOUCHED MY HEAD

MOMMY CAN YOU KISS IT BETTER PLEASE

>>75651391

intimate relations

>>75651339
he only shitposts in Oilers game thread, he's busy making a voodoo doll to curse Mcdavid with right now

also he was telling people that he "hope you die in a car accident" so he himself might have died in a car accident, that's how karma works ya know?

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>>75651329
I know you, hope you had a good sleep after that weed chocolate

>>75651347
R.I.P. in pieces your bong, because someone probably dropped it and shattered it to pieces

36 Chambers OUT Kippers is and always will be a fucking CHINK.

EZ

>>75651387
Ovi wants to fucking remove that girl from existence. You can just sense it

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>>75651374
>yfw the snes are going to make lundpads cry this year

>>75651354
One is king
Other holds the ring

>>75651354

the first one has bright future ahead with the pongs but the last one...

>>75651347
Holy shit you're new

>>75651362
>paying to watch cam whores

is there anything more pathetic

an observation

both caps and pens fans have been bitching about the reffing too much

it must be just right

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>>75651387

everyone in this image should be gassed

Umm why is still 1-0? What the fuck are you doing chokeitals?

>>75651387
>woman doing anything but wearing a blanket over her head and waiting for her husband to get home so she can suck his dick

this displeases allah. go pens

t. muslim scholar

>>75651431
naw my bong was just recently deceased

also 36 chambers hasn't posted in awhile, neither has lol i troll you

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>>75651426
>Tfw game 3 is in the garden and you're taking a train to 34th street
>Tfw I get to mess around with rags fans with my isles gear
>Tfw all these rags fans will bitch that my team missed it yet we played better at home then them

>>75651437
The reffing has been alright, the hit on crosby shouldnt have been a 5 though

>>75651423
Yfw you realize she has the same number of cups as Ovechshit

>professional playoff chokers
>team collapses without crosby

1-0 score seems about right

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>>75651261

>>75651387
>remove kebab

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>>75651419
it's gewd stoof

i think I might get a med card and dong a microdose of 4mg/day
>and per standards and practices, I am enjoying this hukah is a drug free way

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WHY ARE YOU LETTING BRADEN STOP ALL THESE SHOTS

I THOUGHT IF I LET YOU TOUCH MY PRIVATE PARTS YOUD HELP US WIN

Mash'allah!

>>75651466
rule book says any hit to the head that results in an injury is an automatic major though. kicking him out was too much.

>>75651437
it's funny because if you combined the complaining, it doesn't even add up to half the complaining from the coilers

Pittsburgh Dive team at it again

fucking pussies

>>75651437
It's been alright but that was a good Pens goal earlier, should be 1-1

>>75651460
Lol i trol u disappeared like all the other cantpucks fans

You know Kipshit is truly deranged because she still posts here despite the Cantpucks beginning a decade in the basement

>>75651457
Doing what is expected of them every playoff

>>75651474
You just realized that ovi came there just for a stunt instead of backstrom, who is a swede

The last two penalties on the Caps have come right after the refs missed ones on the Pens

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>call everything until Pittsburgh is winning

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F U C K I N G
D I V E R S

F U C K I N G
R E F S

>>75651282
>that scene where she makes her mom watch her suck a random dude's dick

She's such a sociopath

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58e28411ba424

Pongs literally can't score without Cindy

>refs keep calling penalties half a minute late because the crowd yells at them
smdh family

this is blatant refpuck

>>75651498
>but that was a good Pens goal earlier

by what logic

>all this PP time
>Can't score

>yfw crosby is kill and the caps still choke

Bill PPG
check em

>>75651304
I can skate. The hockey part is another story. I am pretty fit Pekka.

>these soft calls
embarassing, I thought this was a playoff game.

>>75651497
She seems like the type who'd get really turned on by the idea of taking someone's virginity.

Typically aggressive sandnigger personality.

>murder the leagues cash cow
>cry when the refs turn on you

Laughing SO HARD

>>75651497

Wow.

all these ticky tack dive tier penultys

i thought this was the playoffs just let them play

>>75651536
Chicago is kill, Gary needs Pittsburgh to carry the ratings

>>75651515
>>75651509


>get a free goal call back from a ref when the puck was in before the 'interference' occurred
>implying every penalty should not be called to ensure everyone behaves professionally instead of doing 'what they can get away with
>implying the Refs aren't on the Caps side
>implying you aren't still ahead 1-0
Save the salt for when you lose, goddamn.

>watching porn
>knowing pornstars

Stop

That is a lot of power plays

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>>75651501
still can't believe the stars got 3rd overall, we have 2 franchise players lmao

any good defensemen in this draft?

>all this pornstar worship

fucking sadder than being a caps fan tbqh