Posted from my phone edition
Gsellman v. Teheran
Lineups:
both bad
we're still gonna beat the stupid smelly barves lmao
>>75648430
don't jinx it m8. teheran always rapes us and gsellman has looked like shit
Always fun to watch Julio "Mets-KIiller" Tehran
>Dude it's only April
>Dude there's the rest of the season
sup guys. 10 day DL for Thor. wew, lads. ok barves, let's go.
whoops, forgot to turn on my tripfaggotry.
>mlb.tv still not up
ree
>>75648777
its up now, just refreshed it and its going.
At least there's something good left.
Fuck
the rumors of my demise...
CONFY LEAD OFF HR!!!!!
Guys I think it's time to bench Conforto
>>75648886
>tune in
>conforto hits another dinger
you're all welcome
Gsellman tonight:
6.2 IP
0 ER
8 K's
3 BB's
4 hits
Death to the Mets
some hard hit balls there. seems like it could be a good outing for the offense at least
>>75649013
>0 ER
LEL
>gsellman
>mets having a lead for more than a half inning
nah
Fuck Jew York
At least Gsellman can keep his pitch count relatively low and isn't made of papier-mache
fucking bench grandy jesus
Curtis Granderson officially has no clue how to play baseball anymore.
ENDER
p good catch tho
this game is just zooming along
Conforto looking like Grandy
boy if not for those two homers this game would be boring as shit
>>75649855
indeed. it's going fast as fuck too, like you said. but the ballpark needs to sell hot dogs and beers so we'll probably have some time wasting shenanigans soon.
BBASED BBRUCE
juust got under it assdribble
Now for 2 Ks
the bats are getting hot, boys.
Shift BTFO
D-did we just rally? I genuinely can't remember the last time that happened
>3 consecutive hits
bizarro mets
based loaded.. in b4 reryes grand slam.
wait, no, we know that wont happen.
Pls no grand salami
>barves pitching
>barves defense
Only your stupid ballpark is giving you good offense
>barves
>TJ single
Seriously go with the young guns at this point
>give up 23 runs
>still cheering on this team
whatever doesnt kill me, right?
>all these non homer hits
literally which team am i watching
>>75650137
No difference between losing 23-5 and 2-1
>>75648544
Because there still is a lot of season left to play. Mets got blown out last night and lost Noah, but won that series. You take a loss, and move on
thanks for the confidence boost, barves
holy shit guys, mets are actually playing properly. did we have another reality shift?
CONFY!!!! oh fucking yes!!
CONFORGOAT
NEVER START GRANDY AGAIN
HIS OFFENSE OVERRIDES ANY DEFENSIVE QUESTIONS
WE'RE BEATING TEHERAN
nothing like the braves to perk those bats up
"conforto" is italian for trout
Its like when a 9/10 dumps you in front of your family. You fuck some 3/10s at the bar to get your confidence back up. Thanks Barves.
>>75650204
That's because they moved on, and play desperately now. Islanders did the fucking same when Tavares died because Barclays ice is about as stable as greeces economy
>>75648392
I fucking Like Mike.
Best Mike since Pizza.
>Conforto
BAHAHAHAHAHA WILD PICKOFF PITCH
>tfw this isn't Turner field anymore
Laughing at all these barves fans who went to this game tonight
That was a comfy inning.
welp that could have been even worse
when was the last time the mets had that many non homer RBIs? 2006?
Gelbs > Burkhardt
>>75650284
Why is small ball so comfy lads
>terry
nice challenge you senile moron
The fuck, did that hit the rocks?
>>75650365
Because it's how baseball is meant to be played. Stupidly.
>>75650365
Because you get more runs rather then a one and done situation
>>75650365
It's pure baseball. There's a build up. There's a peak. Then it concludes. That's a full story in one inning.
that wasn't a homer?
Kemp is elite
I thought it hit the rock kek
>>75650424
What happened? I'm watching the pongs and craps
KKK incoming.
I thought the yellow line was a HR. WTF
>>75650329
that is a good question. maybe last year vs cusb?
Gsellman being Gsellman
>>75650482
Wait what the fuck happened with kemp? Did the ball go for a home run or no?
Our infield D looks like shit. Swap Cabrera and Reyes or something.
>>75650482
Me too, what is the actual point of it?
>>75650548
idk why people forgot that he sucks. he does
>>75650548
And he gets a double play because Tyler flowers is a former white sox catcher
>>75650569
Last year, he was a good pitcher, and I have faith in him. He's also the number 5 starter so he obviously isn't as up to par as the others.
>>75650635
sample size was small as fuck man. he's an average starter that people thought was great based on 7 games against mostly NLE shit teams
degrom vs colon, cant wait for that.
>>75650690
It'll be a lopsided one. Degrom with 10+ strikeouts and less then 4 hits. Cap this
i have an idea. we will get buff this summer. every time reyes fails, do 10 pushups.
FREEMAN
23-5
MVFREE
Let the drama kid, let the drama kid
I thought Gsellman was supposed to be good.
>teheran
>Barves
Oh god
>barves baserunning
>>75651237
>bombing
Where is Steven Matz?
>>75651453
ded
>Zipline in the stadium
Cringe..
>>75651526
Is that real? That's worse than the Marlins
Why is there an A on the Unincorporated Cobb County Braves' hat?
That ump looks like a heroin addict.
Just leave Gsellman he only had 77 pitches
>>75651673
Shouldve left him for 9 innings after we resorted to Plawecki yesterday.
>>75651673
>terry making the right call
you are naive, child
>>75651673
terry is a fucktard and loves to put bullpen scrubs in to undo all the hard work every fucking time.
>please don't bring up robles
>>75651673
77 too much
>>75651715
I normally don't hate Terry's bullpen management but taking out a high K pitcher when he has such a small number of pitches just because he's in a tough situation is dumb. Probably hurts his confidence more than anything else.
Wtf that guy barley even got a chance
>the shanty town of new york.
>>75651564
nothing is worse than that nasty green color and that statue
>>75651761
he's overcautious because of how he ended johans career
>game moving at good pace
>suddenly, non stop pitching changes
time waste shenanigans in full effect.
>it was 6-1
>>75651816
77 pitches on a pitcher who hasn't been hurt yet is a lot more than just "overcautious"
>>75651837
terry just wants to give me more excuses to keep posting pic related.
Jesus it doesn't end
>>75651564
They mostly use it to send baskets of food
>mest thought it was over
>mest
>blevins warming up in 6th inning.
Put in Plawecki.
>>75650131
>hit .333 with the major league team in september
>no team prospect list puts you in the top 20
was that a balk?
I thought Bruce was good
>>75652298
mighta been, very rare to see someone so far off a base expecting a pitch and get picked off like that.
kek, someone too close to the booth mic,"FUUUUUCK!!"
Did someone scream "fuck?"
>>75652488
yes indeedy.
I like that chainsaw advert. It looks like it's fucking batter in the ass.
Daily reminder Mrs.Met is a slut
>granderson
ok grandy, you do great in the OF but can you fucking hit a ball please?
>>75652483
>>75652558
>>75652552
Oh my.
My tender sensibilities.
kek Reed caught it the ultimate troll
Can that be considered interference
The absolute madman he actually caught it
Gib Mets hat to this satania
HOLY SHIT REYES ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING
top kek reed catching another HR!
>it's a lively park
Lmao
Fuck this I'm out
reed is an absolute madman
fuck he was on today, glad he's not broken
also were like half of those grand slams against us or is that just me?
>>75653172
nani?
>>75653261
some ad i saw on mlb.tv for "Papa Slams". feels like every divisional opponent but the barves has hit at least one against us, knock on wood.
What do everyone's ASG teams look like
>>75653328
oooh, gotcha. also legares is safe. they better not fuck with that call.
>walking him
cowards
oh barves are mad. assdribble got plunked in the leg.
>team with low average and low OBP doesn't load the bases often
shocking truth!
the few braves fans in the stands pretend that they care about the game
ok, 3 outs to go, we can do this. DON'T FUCK UP AGAIN FAMILIA.
>danshit swanshit
>swanson
lol remember when this guy was supposed to be the ROTY?
Gg barves , see ya tomorrow
habbening
>>75653876
Somehow, keeping Miller would have still been less preferable for the Barves
>>75653951
well inciarte is good as fuck, it was a good trade. it just weirds me out to see swanson doing so badly when he was hyped so much
gg barves
NICE! GG BARVES. see you fuckers tomorrow night! good shit.
major umpball, fuck you mets cunts
METS WIN
Hopefully May is better
apologize.
ayy
so glad to have fám back