NFL General: everyone suddenly thinks their team is elite edition

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>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best offense and a top 10 defense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season

>Andy Dalton (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Joe Mixon (best RB in the game who will be 100% not punching out roasties, unlike the entirety of 2014, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC)
>Tyler Eifert (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>CJ Uzomah (literally a Tyler Eifert-clone)
>AJ Green (top 3 WR, 1500+YDs/10+TDs)
>Tyler Boyd (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>John Ross (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Ryan Hewitt (best FB in NFL)

>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the AFC
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Bengals are missing the playoffs this season

The Bengals playoff win drought ends in 2017-2018

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

My team will always be shit.

>>75647916
Stop false flagging

>>75647887
mark sanchez has like 4 playoff wins

>>75647916
>injuries
>chimp outs
>primetime games
Same story different season. Cincy will only make playoffs to lose to Houston, again

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JUST

>>75647959
b12 post butthole pls

>>75647916
>bengals
>winning anything ever

tip top lyl

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What happen to BEWD?

>>75647959
>>75647976
come back to discord we miss you ;_;

>>75647993
he's backing up wentz this year
>>75647995
lol

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>>75647976
>mfw the Lions might have two winning seasons in a row
Doubt we're knocking off the Packers this year that take is too hot for me.

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>>75647995
haha

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>>75647976

>>75648038
lions won't be able to draft him if they make the playoffs

tell me why you hate or love Deshaun Watson and try to convince me that my excitement is not valid. things seem too good.

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Washington Redskins

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Edelman

>>75648089
meme qb

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>>75647975
>needed all of the luck in the world to go 9-7
>negative point differential
>ended the season 0-4 and outscored 116-57

Lions will never win the NFC North

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>>75648079
>Barkley
>Guice
>Scarborough
>Freeman
>Chubb
>Jones II
>Scott

Why did we hype up this draft again?

>>75648089
I don't think he does anything particularly well

Perfect for the college game but to me it's extremely risky if your only real selling point is Intangibles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPGnQy2Oyuo

Can someone please explain to me why John Ross gets picked in the top 10 but this guy was a 5th rounder? Seems like a minimal difference between the two other than just a 40 yard meme.

>>75648089

Loser

>>75648089
From what I've seen he has a lot of flaws in his passing that get overlooked because he's a gamer, baller and all he does is win

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>>75647881
>implying da nanners aren't winning da superb owl

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>>75648161
>Straight QB
It's all that matters

>>75648179
thats wrong tho. i accept things like bad footwork and weak arm, but he literally only lost 3 games, 1 being against bama

>>75648190
Who's their QB? I legit forgot.

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>>75648162
to get teams like the jags and panthers to reach on RBs. 5D chess

>>75648161
Yeah yeah it's gonna come one day and you'll be crying like the Bears about former glory.

>>75648189
please don't tell me skip likes him....

if thats the case then i'm legit worried

>>75648089
Too many turnovers, too reliant on running to win games

>>75648170
his combine wasnt so great but ran a 4.39 at his pro day which is. he will probably replace Torrey Smith

>>75648210
2 ex Bears QB's who suck, Brian Hoyer and Matt Barkley

We gon score no points this year. I still expect to hopefully win 5-6 games

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>>75648210
Matt Barkley or Brian Hoyer or >

>>75648210
Hoyer

Why do people care about the draft so much? What difference does "good talented players" mean (despite most college systems being vastly different to pro levels and not to mention the tempo) when the worst teams with the worst coaching staff and front office are the teams that actually get these "future greats" that go early in the draft.

>>75648225
you're in for some bad news, he literally declared Texans the draft winners almost solely based on this pick

>>75648208

Okay here's the real problem with him.

He's not smart enough to run BOB's offense and he wont sit in the pocket so his knees will explode.

>>75648240
according to his agent they mistimed him at the combine. started clocking him with .17 seconds already on the clock

>>75648256
Because there is turnover in the draft

The 49ers were in the super bowl not too long ago and now they picking #2 overall

Where as Khalil Mack helped turn around the raiders

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So obviously everyone thinks their team drafted the best, but can we all agree these guys had the worst draft?

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>>75648205
>back-to-back all time great QBs and a franchise that regularly competes and has won multiple lombardi trophies in my lifetime
>le gay man meme tho
LOL

>>75648217
1957 was the last time the lions won more than 1 playoff game in a season and they only won 1 game since then
lol it's totally coming tho :^)

>>75648268
thats much more plausible, at least.

>>75648298
It all hinges on tribusky. The results are what matter but the process of how they traded up is what should alarm bear fans.

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>>75648212
What if Fournette busts

>>75648360
then teams will be a lot less likely to take an RB in the first next year, a lá trent richardson. which is a great outcome for teams without established starters, since top talent will slide. people will also be reaching left and right for QBs, I'm excited.

>>75648360
I like fournette kinda bummed he's on the jags cuz their track record isn't exactly great with high picks

>>75648210
The guy who threw 5 ints in a playoff game

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LOL

>>75648440

It was 4 picks and a funble

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>>75648452
Now post the comic where they proceed to get BTFO by based Drew

>>75648452
What's the joke

>>75648462
Leary plays for the Broncos

>>75648509
I'm 90% sure Sneak is actually the Draw Play guy cuz he's the only one whoever posts them here and enjoys them.

>>75648526
What would you expect? He doesn't know shit about """""""""""""his""""""""""""" team.

See all those "Elite" colored players? Nigga is dumb

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>>75648505
havin and old man stutter over and over again isnt BTFO

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>>75648217
at least we'll have former glory to cry about

>>75648576
Hahahaha

Stay BTFO loser

>>75648452
lel

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>>75648462

>>75648289
thats rare. Mack and Carr have been great for the raiders, but so has Del Rio (reinforcing his argument for coaching staff being important)
49ers don't even count because it is 1000% easier to get rid of talent and start to suck than it is to draft and utilize talent and not suck

>>75648576
>having to have Westbrook come the next day to pathetically attempt your defend your honor

>not BTFO

LMAO

>>75648284
>according to his agent

Real unbiased source you have there

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>>75648462
>Dak
>elite

W E W
E
W

>>75648645
>Sweden's Lone Falcon !!uPK/xHwMEBy

>>75648626
But it does happen every once in a while

It's not like the patriots have always been good

>>75648626
>reinforcing his argument for coaching staff being important
we 49er fans already know that, Harbs made Smith look like a quality starter and won a playoff game with a team that couldn't put together a winning season under different coaches

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>mfw Dak is unironically the best QB in the NFCE and Eli is about to be replaced by some bum from Pitt he's declined to hard

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75648714

Well looks like >we're going to the owl

>>75648714
Watson is better than Savage.

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colts

>>75648751

Then why did his team lose to Pitt and Savage's backup?

>>75648773
Why did Tom Brady lose to Eli manning twice

>>75648794

Because Eli is better

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>>75648806

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>>75648936

>>75648806
>Eli is good
>only won 2 superbowls
Kek, even Jim Plunkett won two owls.

>>75648936
excellent bait as always, Tiki

>>75649059
Jim "Whoda Thunk It" Plunkett was one of the greatest QBs in the 80s.

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>>75648936

>>75648727
Davis Webb is from Cal retard

>>75649100
No he wasn't

He was a bust for most of his career

>>75649100
How many times did he make it to the pro bowl again?

>>75649100
Jim Plunkett was one of the worst first round picks of all time in his era.

I seriously want to know where the myth of Plunkett being a good QB came from. He wasn't even the starting QB on the Raiders teasm that one the SB.

He was Trent Dilfer mixed with Brock Osweiler.

>>75649195
LMAO

Same shit. Shit school for a bum shitter. Still better than Eli HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>75649195

Davis Webb is a Kliffbabby retard

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Reminder:

>GOAT is taking Gronk to the HALL OF FAME.

Rob Gronkowski, 3x SuperbOwl ring winner, beer destroyer, and greatest TE man has ever seen. And Patriots warrior for sweet GOAT Brady.

>Go long Gronk!

>>75649263
Even in those seasons he was fucking horrible and he had nothing to do with the Raiders SB in 1984. It was the good defense, the amazing O-line and Marcus Allen.

>>75649195
You're a retard

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>>75649195
he's a kliffbabby boi

>>75649518
I don't expect Davis Webb to be good. It's a wasted pick that could have gone to an O-linemen

>>75649549
I expect you to play him for the next 5 seasons as the Giants enter a new dark age and become the NFCE Browns.

>>75649590
Keep wishing.

>>75649539
This is bullshit, Bosa was a top 5 edge rusher last season.

If they rank Vic Beasley above him I'm going to laugh

I'm watching the Top 100, I can't believe people still wear grills in 2017.

>>75649625
You already are in it. No success since 2011. Laughing at you.

>>75649667
When was the last Cowboys SB?

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>>75648714

>Adrian Peterson
Fucking what?

FACT: Mike McCarthy is the heaviest head coach to win a Superbowl this millennium

try to prove me wrong

protip: [spoiler]you cant[/spoiler]

>>75649679
>he thinks I'm a Cowboys fan

>>75649679
Funny you say that when you're already becoming the post 1990's Cowboys.

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Friendly reminder that the Washington Redskins are statistically a football team

>>75649845
objectively and factually true as verified by statistics
it's not even debatable

>>75649816
>>75649708
I'm seeing a contradiction here already.

who got a fast, working livestream

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>Bengal babies

>>75650053
Dumb kid doesn't even know that the Bengals are the best team in the state.

>>75650082
That's not saying much

Anyone else get scared when their star players get too much attention?

I just know they are going to rank Khalil Mack in the top 10 this year and I can see that the attention he has been getting is already making him over confident.

He still has a lot of room to grow, I hope he doesn't get too full of himself and turn into a diva.

>>75650187
Should be higher

I'm selling some of my jersey collection. Is anyone interested in buying my shit?

I've got a Greg Olsen Bears jersey, a LaDainian Tomlinson Jets jersey, a Bruce Matthews Oilers jersey, a Bruce Smith Bills jersey, a Steve McNair Titans jersey, and a Todd Gurley jersey.

http://www.ebay.com/sch/slavekun/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from=

>>75650187
Should be lower

>>75650234
Humbled early , smaller paychecks later

I can dig it

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>>75650234
Well he did double his days off this off season from 1 to 2. Mack is the last person I worry about becoming a diva

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>>75650277
>Collecting jerseys

>>75650234

I'm a Giants fan, and after his huge catch against the Cowboys, I said that he was in danger of becoming a Prima Donna since Jordan was trying to give him advice.

>tfw Cam Newton was #1 on the Top 100 last year and probably won't even make the list this year

>>75650318
>>75650304
Except him and Carr are going to get monster Joe Flacco tier paychecks. That is going to make it a lot harder to fill up the roster with decent talent.

>>75650322
That's a little different, Odell always had the prissy rapper attitude.

>>75650376
Carr deserves it on the fact that he may be the raiders first franchise QB in over 30 years

Not since Kenny could the raider fanbase say "that is my QB long term"

Mack is great but he should get paid more than carr honestly

>>75650376
That's why good drafting is important

>>75649539
Thats some BS. Bosa should be in the 80s

>Dont'a Hightower
>only 94th best player of 2017

>>75650450
Shouldn't*

Also conley's lawyer said his client had consensual sex

He also gave his dna to the police

Well. Hope he isn't guilty

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>>75650276
>>75649330

Hightower is my nigga. Great player and warrior. Brady is taking him to HOF too. Along with Gronk, Edelman, and Belichick. They will have a Patriots Wing in there. Butler too.

>>75650498
They need to start giving these women long term sentences for fake rape accusations.

When jealous whores realize they have the power to plummet the draft stock of their ex bfs they will continue to do this every year.

>>75650624
GRAHAM SLAM

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Is Reuben Foster finna do some chimping out with the Niners? He seems like the type who would, but I hope not

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reminder the packers win the owl this year

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>>75649650
>>75650483
It had to be because of the missed games. It's Bullshit but understandable

>>75650746
Lacy is with the Seahawks now you need to change your name

>>75650708
Dude has had issues all his short career

He will most likely be the first to bitch about the niners losing

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>>75650814
its my final goodbye, will do it when season starts if im even around here

>>75650708
This nigga momma got shot while he on her arms cuz

>>75650863
That's sad

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>>75650849
>if im even around here

100 Top players
32 NFL teams
3.125 players on the list per team

Which team will have the most players on the list
Which team will have the least?

>>75651112
Most players falcons
Least browns
Joe Thomas and maybe barnidge

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>>75651109
oh im still here just not on /sp/

>>75649816
Didn't AP play 2 games or something last year?

>>75651172
Bottles threw 30TDs and was ahead 5 or more players

the list is a meme but fun to shitpost

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>Thomas Davis outperformed Luke Kuechly in 2016 due to Kuechly playing below his standards and getting hurt
>Somehow Kuechly will be ranked higher than Davis

>>75651112
Most Falcons and Patriots, least 49ers

>>75651225
>Somehow Kuechly will be ranked higher than Davis
Not like Luke is better and younger and Davis will regress as he gets older, right?

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>>75651225

Davis is No. 89 on the list

>yfw Cam goes from being #1 last year to not even ranked this year

>>75648462
Mcclain or leary dont play there anymore, Jalylen Smith probably won't start, Scandrick probably will start, Lee plays will-linebacker.

>>75651225
the top 100 is more of a prediction of the season than an award for last season

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>>75648462
>dak
>elite

If Tyreek the Cheetah isnt on this list someone is getting choked

>>75651668
>Thank you Laced God !PACKERz

>SF:Kyle Shan banged table for Joe Williams pick

What?

>>75651829
You heard him right. He fucked his table to get Joe Williams to fall down to the 49ers.

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>blocks your path

>>75650746
No they aren't they're gonna have some dumb 15-1 season and then choke in the first round like they do every year. They rely to much on Rodgers saving their asses and a division that gifts them playoff births. Rodgers is Peyton Manning only he system babbyd his first Owl win early on. He and the Packers have proceeded to choke every year in the playoffs since.

>>75649290
Gay Rodgers went to CAL

>>75649539
bosa was the best pass rusher on a per rush basis and only behind Mack and Von in totals I believe

>>75651954
put your trip back on Sneak

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>>75647881
>be oakland fan
>oakland picks a FUCKING CORNER as a first round pick
>not a based LB.
>turns out the CB is a rapist
when does the ride end?

also, team template.

>>75651954
>playoff births

>rely too much on rodgers
>who system babbyd his first owl
???

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>>75652238
Innocent till proven guilty

>>75652269
He was just proven guilty

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This is Mike Daniels. Say something nice about him.

>>75652238
We got Marquel Lee quit your bitching. Also Conley is a top 15 talent and will be an immediate starter in a secondary that was terrible last year. What more do you want. Also the rape thing is fake news

>>75652265
>newfag detected
/sp/ accused Rodgers of being a system Babby during his entire Superb Owl run.

>playoff births
The Packers basically have 4-6 guaranteed wins a season. Plus guaranteed division titles.

>rely too much on rodgers
Rodgers has carried that team on his own for the last few years.

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The lack of Steelers fans in these threads is embarrassing, where my Steelbros at?

Do you think Watt will make an impact as a rookie? Will JuJu become elite with AB and Ben?

>>75647976
Do we have any pics of Stafford's wife when she was pregnant?

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>>75652238
>those rankings

>>75652394
Get ready to share 6 rings with the Patriots.

>>75652359
I just think we should get those DBs in free agency, instead of just fishing for them in the draft and picking crap year after year

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>>75652448
https://www.instagram.com/kbstafford89/

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>>75652520
I love Brady's tuxedos. All Tom Ford is a good look for him.

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>>75652520
>you will never be Tom Brady

>>75652312
No he fucking wasn't. The investigation only just started.

SMIFF ELITE

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>>75652520

>>75652625
he was lol how does it feel to have wasted a 1st rounder?

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>>75652595
>tfw no thicc

It's just so frustrating when a girl doesn't fill out at all when she's pregnant.

>>75652313
he likes anime

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>>75652636

>>75652725
he said nice, not autistic

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>>75652312
if the semen don't fit you must acquit

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>>75652238
>Oakland fan
>Not hating the chiefs

Please leave, you disgusting raidnigger.
You wasted a first roudn pick on someone guilty of crimes, where as the chiefs spent their first round pick on the next Brett Favre.

>>75652817
He's Canadian. He doesn't have an understanding on how much the AFCW hates each other.

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>>75652817
>daily reminder
>there is a team in KC and they are called the cheifs

oh shit my bad didn't notice you there

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>>75652756
we love anime here

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>Ebron's option STILL not picked up

>Conley's lawyer now claims consensual sex occured

Lmao Conley is going to get fucked

>>75652964
the fact remains that he has
1.evidence
2.video evidence
3.personal video evidence
4.both friends and strangers to back him up

he dindu nuthin and will rape the broncos and chargers this season

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>>75652964
>drafting a literal rapist in the first round

>>75652932
Ebron only got the first down there because of a good block.

>>75653013
but he admitted to having sex and the female regrets in now
that's rape you shitlord

>>75653071
>being a Falcoons fan.

still cracks me up ESPN played that joe mixion vid as soon as he got drafted lmao

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>>75653106
>the female regrets
I fucked my middle school math teacher

she was around 25 while I was 14

was I raped anon?

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>>75653119
Bruh our draft analysis literally calls our pick a fucking rapist. He dindu nuffin for reals.

>>75653150

Was she hot?

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>>75653160
classic raiders
classic bengals

>>75653150
teenage boys cant get raped by women

>>75653150
Sorry, but greentext, please

>>75653013
It will come down to his word against hers and jurys almost always go with the female

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Fucking tv jews. Spacing ths Top 100 NFL players 2016 list over a month so im forced to watch it all. Giving me 20 at a time only. I want all 100 now.

If Brady is not #1 then this list was rigged by bitter liberals, trannies, Falcons fans, and feminist cunts.

>>75653363
But there's evidence.

Why the fuck aren't you listening?

>>75653363
this is the stupidest, most untrue statement i've seen

t. Criminal Law Attorney

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>>75653181
5 6 , 170

cute face some meat on her thighs and belly
>>75653300
[spoiler] she was best friend with my female cousin , we met while I was 12 she was about 22? or older. Long story short we knew each other for a long enough time to chat like friends. told her I was having relationship problems and she led the way to many things. we don't see each other eye to eye if anything I somewhat regret it because I have a very strong feeling my cousin knows and she hasn't spoken to me in years[/spoiler]

>>75652498
Conley is the first CB we've drafted in the first 4 rounds since DJ Hayden so don't act like we've been throwing away picks. Also CBs that we've brought in as FAs have been the reason our secondary was so shitty last year. So don't give me that bullshit

>>75652932
Ebron can't block and has a terribly high drop rate. Stop posting cherry picked plays like they do that all the time. Considering they drafted a TE and picked a ton up in free agency I think they've moved on on Ebron.

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>NFL still shows the Paul Richardson non-called OPI TD as a highlight

>>75650319
kek

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>>75653150

>>75653420
oh yeah spoilers don't work on /sp/
>>75653363
very untrue

evidence presented to the court virtually takes that "he said she said" problem out the court

>>75653494

Imagine how Vikings fans feel watching the Hail Mary.

Drew Pearson pushed off.

>>75653420
>5'6" 170

Normally I would laugh but I would've fucked just about anything at 14, you lucky shit. Did she let you drop loads in her?

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I just got out of the hospital for reasons and I literally just got home settled down and set up my computer. In the hospital I didn't get any NFL news cause I didn't go looking for it cause I was doped up and shit most of the time, so I finally open my computer and check out all the draft picks and the trades and I literally don't understand.

Why the fuck did my bears trade up one pick to get Trubisky when the 49ers weren't going to take him?

I might have missed a lot of news while I was out so I don't know if the 49ers leaked a shitload of bs about being interested or w/e, I know the browns were leaking that stuff but nobody bought it, but before hospitalisation I heard NOTHING about the 49ers doing it.

So why the fuck did they give up so much to move up one spot? What the fuck happened and why are the bears retarded?

>>75653613
or packer fans with the fail mary

>>75653683
>What the fuck happened and why are the bears retarded?

Nobody knows.

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>>75653710
Fail Mary has a different meaning for lions fans

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>>75653683

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Does anybody ITT genuinely believe their team has a chance at beating the New England Patriots next season? A team that won the superbowl despite not having Rob Gronkowski. A team that has only improved at every single position since last year, when they won the superb owl?

>>75653420
But then again, it's not your fault, you can't blame a horny teenager for banging a math teacher

just for perspective in case anyone remembers
>the dolphins have now ceded their title as offseason champs 3 years in a row

maybe they actually do something this year

>>75653683
this is a team that traded 2 first round picks for Jay Cutler and you're surprised they're do retarded shit

>>75653805
not sure a vikings fan should be talking shit about the dolphins. their team is better than yours historically AND currently.

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>>75653638
Never
I stuck it in raw twice and her fat down south nearly made me cum from the tightness both times
She became paranoid the second time around but I was too horny to give a shit

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>>75653683
lel
the nanners were as confused as everyone else iirc

>>75653838
Don't forget the contract they gave cutler later lel

>>75653150

Yes. You were sexually molested. You might have even liked it. But she was an adultbin positionnof power. You wete a kid witn hirmones.

And there is no telling what kind of lasting psychological damage it did to you. Maybe i only fuck Milfs and GILFS now. Mayhe you have sexual deviances and addictions since she sexualized you in an unequal emotional and developmental dynamic. Yout whole brain and emotional being was developing and she literally molested you and changed your whole being by preyiing on you. You kight haveveeven lovedbit, or think u initiated. But who knows what kicks she got out of being a teacher and molesting you as her student. Maybe shecwent younger as she grew older. Maybe she molested her 7 year old nephew next. She shaped your whole psyche whilevypu were just some horny kid bad at math.

You were molested my son.

>>75653772
they stayed healthy last year injuries can always fuck a team

>>75653856
>second time around
You are a lucky fucker, anon

>>75653838
>>75653861

It's hard to get a QB so in my headcanon where i'm slightly okay with it I argued to myself it was sort of maybe necessary and we'd fix it later... I wasn't even super mad when I heard bears were going hard at a QB in this draft cause I'm like w/e we need one and I don't believe in Glen.

B...but there was no need to trade up!!! I am super upset about it.

>>75653856
What was her favorite position?

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So they all stick their tongues out when they play....

>>75653683
because the McCaskeys are dumb as shit

if La Canfora isn't wrong for once, apparently the GM and the HC don't get along

OFFICIAL DRAFT POWER RANKINGS

1. Bengals
2. Saints
3. Browns
4. Vikings
5. Ravens
6. Cardinals
7. Panthers
8. Broncos
9. Chargers
10. Patriots
11. 49ers
12. Bucs
13. Dolphins
14. Cowboys
15. Seahawks
16. Falcons
17. Packers
18. Jaguars
19. Raiders
20. Colts
21. Steelers
22. Chiefs
23. Redskins
24. Titans
25. Lions
26. Texans
27. Eagles
28. Jets
29. Bills
30. Rams
31. Giants
32. Bears

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Was it [spoiler]CONSENTUAL[spoiler]?

>>75654159
>Patriots only have 4 picks
>draft 2 positions
>still make the top 10
feels good

>>75654180
Depends on how well he plays

>>75654159
>loins and Colts that low

Wat

>>75654159
>23. Redskins
shit list, into the trash it goes

>>75654007
Quarterback

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>>75653946
>>75654007
This is bringing up awkward memories guys


She liked cowgirl , doggy was my personal favorite

Like honestly I never felt so horny in my life even today at 24 doing doggystyle

Made me feel like a man despite barely having hair in my ass cheeks

>>75654159
What a godawful list

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>>75654229

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>>75654159
>10. Patriots

>>75654028
really fires the neurons

>>75652390
>playoff births
lol

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>>75654159

>>75652817
>first round pick on the next Brett Favre
>he leaves for a different team and becomes a HOFer
sounds like the chiefs

>9:28pm: Spellacy has clarified his previous comments, telling Rapoport via text message: “When I referenced a ‘consensual sexual event,’ I was NOT referring to intercourse. That did NOT happen.” Spellacy added, “Nothing that Gareon has said has been inconsistent”
He DINDU nuthin

>>75652898
>>75654580
don't ever @ chiefs fans again disgusting raidurrs fans

OFFICIAL DRAFT POWER RANKINGS

1. Browns
2. Saints
3. Vikings
4. 49ers
5. Bengals
6. Cardinals
7. Panthers
8. Redskins
9. Chargers
10. Raiders
11. Ravens
12. Bucs
13. Colts
14. Cowboys
15. Broncos
16. Falcons
17. Packers
18. Eagles
19. Patriots
20. Dolphins
21. Steelers
22. Chiefs
23. Seahawks
24. Titans
25. Lions
26. Texans
27. Jaguars
28. Jets
29. Bills
30. Rams
31. Giants
32. Bears

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Thoughts on this team post draft?

>>75654694
same dumpster fire different year

>>75654694
Will be an average team next year

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>alex smiff #81 2nd year in a row

dare I say it... elite?

>>75654694
They'll double their wins this year

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>>75654694
It is, as always, a definite "maybe."

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>>75654694
pretty good
picked the guy everyone thought was the best player in the draft and only picked 1 qb and he's only 21
not sure about peppers though

>>75654694
Defense has the chance to be up there with the 2003 Bucs/2000 Ravens/2013 Seachickens/1985 burrs/2015 Broncos if they can turn this team around.

>>75652817
>doesn't know Farve was drafted by the Falcons then traded

I hope you're right

>>75654763
peppers is garbage. njoku is okay, but you should have just stayed at 12 and got howard. kizer is a mental midget with talent but no polish. really wish people would stop going insane over the browns "super draft". if you have that many picks you're eventually going to get a couple, it was like a B overall.

>>75654622
paired with this report?

http://www.nfldraftdiamonds.com/draft-diamonds-investigative-report-gareon-conley-maybe-the-victim/

he's definitely innocent

>>75654813
>b grade

Nigga they stole the draft, got 3 first round picks next year

>>75654845
How do draft picks next year affect how they did in THIS draft? They picked a billion times and got like 4-5 good players, absolute magic.

>>75654841
Holy shit women can be vicious as fuck

Thank God I grew up around Christian Mexican and white girls in utah

>>75654889
Nigga pls, at least you're not da burrrs and you'll play against da burrs, jests, jax 2-14 at worst

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Pucker up that ass /nfl/

>>75649816

lol the fuck is this shit? jj watt will be #1 confirmed

>>75654841
Women need to be punished.

>>75647881
Remember back before the NFL commissioner insisted on being in a picture with every draft pick? This guy is a total media whore.

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>Meme analysts don't have the knowledge to understand his visionary masterful piece of art known as the 2017 NFL Draft

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>It's a "People think Fournette has a chance at busting even though the Jaguars have never drafted a first round bust at RB in their entire history" episode

>>75655437
how good is the O-line?

>>75648089
Love that he's experienced and a winner. Two things that most of the other QBs in this draft aren't

I don't think his ceiling is as a top 10 QB but I think he'll be a better player than Jameis Winston in a couple years. Texans whole draft was great they will have Watt back this year and a solid runner behind Lamar Miller which will make Watson's job a hell of a lot easier

>>75655437
Jags have like 20 first round picks ever lol

>>75655470
Branden Albert/Cam Robinson/Brandon Linder/AJ Cann/Jeremy Parnell
It's better than people try to let on. The only guy on that list that wouldn't start on most teams is Cann, and even Cann is a pretty fucking good run blocker

>>75648089
complete teambabby that struggles through progressions

>>75648217
>1 playoff win since 1957
>26 years ago
>60 years
Well, at least he'll have been ALIVE to reminisce on his teams success, lol

>>75655492
all ravens posters need to be banned

>>75655510
The worst running back the Jaguars have ever selected in the first two rounds is TJ Yeldon, so that includes

>James Stewart
>Fred Taylor
>Maurice Jones-Drew
>Stacey Mack
>Greg Jones

Probably a few others I'm forgetting but basically Jacksonville has a very good track record at RB with very few misses. Still one of the very few teams to have produced a 1,000 yard rusher in over 60% of their seasons in existence

>>75648089

I think he's overrated.

I think the Texans team is good enough to win a SB if he plays reasonably though.

>>75655582
They've been a team for literally only 22 years. No matter how you spin it nothing they've done is impressive, aside from ending Dan Marino's career.

>>75655614
Going to the AFCCG in their second season of existence is pretty impressive
>Not relocating is pretty impressive too all things considered