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/heem/ - Michael "The Count" Bisping: P4P Natty GOAT Edition
Anonymous
2017-05-01 09:39:11
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>Notepad is a bitch
>Schaubfag is still not here. God bless
>Adan is a fat fuck
>MW challengers are 90% likely to be roiding bums
Jacaroid on suicide watch
>http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ronaldo-jacare-souza-surgery-torn-pectoral-muscle-recovery-timetable-not-immediately-clear
Luke Rockhold is still a salty faggot acting like he wouldn't take the GSP fight if he could. Also wtf is he doing trying to fight Werdum? Hypocrite
>http://www.cbssports.com/mma/news/luke-rockhold-continues-his-verbal-assault-against-the-new-ufc-ownership/
Weidman continues to be a drama queen
>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/4/25/15422092/ufc-210-chris-weidman-video-interview-gegard-mousasi-loss-debacle-appeal-knee-chaos-rematch-mma-news
Basedping telling it how it is
>http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/michael-bisping-explains-why-robert-whittaker-deserves-title-shot-over-scumbag-yoel-romero-041917
Only real MW contenders are Gegard and Whittaker. Maybe they should fight to see who gives Bisping his last fight after he BTFOs GSP
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paige is a sloot
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https://youtu.be/k_wUBPPaM8U
based dom on the jew hour
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>>75646869
t.mandrama loser
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>>75646869
>>75646900
I'm not sure this cringey general is for me anymore.
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OP you literally have this OP saved on your NotePad
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>>75646869
https://youtu.be/pp3DrT4nmz8?t=1662
explain this
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>>75646912
Glad that I'm not the only one who cringed at how try-hard the OP was.
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>>75646916
Based Rampage outting the cheating juicing bong
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who here /depressed/
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>mfw a loser insults the GOAT
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>>75646931
>needs validation from his friend simulator
*cringe*
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>>75646943
I love that at the time it wasn't considered a big deal at all but since winning the belt Bisping has felt the need to call everyone a roid abusing scumbag it totally ruins him
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>>75646869
Adan makes better threads than you, sad!
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sage is on the freshly squeezed 'juice'
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Good OP
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>>75646971
What a weird name - i mean, is it pronounced like "Adam" but with an N, or is it pronounced like "Aiden" just spelled differently?
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I've watched 5 UFC title fights live. 4 of those fights ended with a new champion.
I'm good luck for title challengers.
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>>75647002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYssq0IwGqo
>happy perpetual resident
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>>75646869
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>>75646991
absolutely harram
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>>75647002
Adan and Aiden are different names you jackass, don't make a heem thread again
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>>75647002
Uh don
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Nth for Andy Hug
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>>75647006
wait until you're over 100 before you post again
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>>75646869
>whittaker
Michael the duck Bisping back at it again
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>>75646869
>greentexting the links and not the titles
You fucking idiot, how am I supposed to triple click and right click go to now?
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>>75647023
This isn't welcome ITT, NotePad's are the only DCapproved threads
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>>75646991
also how do i get legs like this
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Muslim here. I'm also confused at Adan'a name. There is a name called Adnan, but never heard of an Adan
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>>75647036
I dont mean watched on TV, stupid, I mean watched live in the arena. I'm not a low income piece of trash like you are. I went to UFC on Fox 1, UFC 194, and UFC 199. It's called working hard and earning money. Try it sometime.
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>>75647027
That's what I was asking for, you autist. And I'm not OP, either.
>>75647021
>>75647028
Ah, it's middle eastern. That makes more sense now. Thanks
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This is now a lowkick thread
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>>75647089
its an old city in yemen
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Why are there American Bisping fans? Weren't all the Loyalists done away with?
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>>75647107
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>>75647122
Everyone knows Bisping is scared little man
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>>75647138
He isn't scared of shit
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>>75647152
Yeol who?
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>>75647122
he brings the banter
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>>75647122
his bants xp
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>>75647122
They're meme fans, not Bisping fans per se. Bisping is just the memest champ.
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Lets play a game of "Who is the roider?"
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>>75647207
Right, Bisping is known roider Yoel never used it's been debunked
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>>75647207
Everyone is on steroids except Nate, nick and Frankie.
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>>75647207
>muh eye test
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>>75647207
Left is superior genetics
Right is a DYEL compensating
Look at Rockhold, even he is disgusted at Bisping's roidbutt
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Snooze sounds so pathetic
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>>75647207
Both of them you moron
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>>75646968
You'd know all about seeking validation online how try-hard mandrama watching loser.
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i saw Kanavagh walking down the street today
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>meegan anderson thinks >she can beat cyborg
lanky dummy is the >queen of delusion
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>>75647307
*cringe*
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>>75647307
>20 mins for a retort
Watch more Bisping vids and get better at banter, friend
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>>75647315
nice tits
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>>75647241
Anybody who grappled with Barnett in practice could tell you how fucking strong he is, dude is like a grizzly when it comes to grappling
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>this triggers the poorfags
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>>75647354
Got other things going on other than friend simulatoring amigo
>le natty roider duck king
Sad!
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>>75647107
prime Rizzo detaches Stipe's patella tendon from his leg in two minutes or less
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>>75647362
>>75647382
Chad Chadington
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>>75646944
Nicks a little manchild
A real depressed fighter is Ryan Hall
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>>75647396
I'm sure you do. But I won't put on you on the spot to list a bunch of made up things you were planning on doing ;)
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https://www.forbes.com/sites/noahkirsch/2017/05/01/after-cashing-in-on-ufc-fertitta-brothers-launch-500-million-investment-fund/
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>>75647398
>That restraint
Impressive
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>>75647417
literally post a more honest/tortured/real quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRYLvAr898Q
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>>75647383
>trying this hard to be like Conor
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>>75647396
lol this is pathetic
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>>75647408
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>>75647454
mad cuz your mum's a fan?
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>>75647367
>B-B-Barnett is an elite grappler
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>log in to heem
>no Schaubfag
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>>75647492
I can tell my comments struck a nerve since you just HAD to respond. I apologize for hurting you.
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>>75647474
This bum will be a joke in lellator
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>>75647541
Ur mom is definitely a fan
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Sad!
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>>75647541
for sure your mum's a fan my man, sort yourself out yeah?
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Artem vs Danis
Who wins?
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Despite being generous and giving him a pity (you) the obese anon still insists on responding. Not very smart! Sad!
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>>75647539
looks like a soft butt
butt why are her eyes ayylmao
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>>75647619
Wew he has you shook af, not replying directly is a passive aggressive bitch move. U a bitch
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>>75647629
Can't believe he went full autismo over PAIGE
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>>75647443
something about the delayed reaction throws them off, I think
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>>75647624
>ayy lmao
how so?
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>>75647676
less so in that pic but in the first they look far apart
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>>75647708
How did you know I posted here? Please delete this don't want to be doxed further.
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>>75647716
love those fathands
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>>75647708
>This is what coral springs twitter looks like
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>>75647716
Wow! Such small hands. Many such cases. Sad!
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If conor fights floyd would it be illegal for him to fake kicks? Just like slightly lifting his leg up or turning his hips really fast? I feel like that would get floyd shook
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If this faggot wasn´t such a smug idiot we wouldn´t be enduring the shitshow that is the middleweight division right now. Bisping is the worst thing that could have happened to the division and I fully blame Rockhold for that.
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>>75647539
Whos dis?
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>>75647797
that's what I asked and nobody seems to have an answer
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>>75647797
>>75647812
Why would it be illegal to feint a kick? GSP used to feint nutshots to setup his Superman punch.
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>>75647801
someone in Rockhold's camp telling him he had hands is responsible for all of this
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>>75647781
kek
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>>75647812
Seems like something they wouldnt be able to punish him for. I could visualize floyd and his corner freaking out if this happens>>75647810
>h-he looks like he gonna kick! Ref do something!
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>>75647815
dont like this gimmick tbf
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>>75647797
>>75647812
Robin Black pls go and hang yourself
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>>75647797
https://media.giphy.com/media/xbLaxEaGYpv9u/giphy.gif
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>>75647821
Idk boxing has weird rules. Cant superman punch or spinning back fist for some reason
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>>75647849
you wouldn't want something exciting to happen
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>>75647708
That shit is so weird
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>>75647849
but you're not actually landing it
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>>75647866
Boxing is plenty exciting without gay meme techniques
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I'd heem everyone ITT once today and thrice on Monday
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>>75647879
lol i figured you were in here
>>75647869
he literally seems dangerous
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>>75647825
It´s not that. It was his mentality. All this talk about him being pound for pound nr 3 and being the champ got to him and he thought he already won the fight. He demolished bisping when he war really hungry but at 199 he was just being a smug faggot.
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>>75647879
>p-p-pls watch out sport
kek /box/ pls go
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>>75647889
get into my guard bro
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>>75647894
>>75647899
plebs
>>75647896
he could have fought cocky if he just kept him on the outside and picked him apart with kicks, it was the fact that he wanted to make a 'statement' with his boxing that got him in trouble.
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>>75647879
was it a food stoppage? I don't know much about boxing
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>>75647924
wasn't a great stop but Wladdy had been dropped twice that round already
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>>75647869
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>>75647921
I doubt that you can fight cocky in a championship fight. If you´re not 100% on point mentally then you´re likely losing the fight.
The point is that it´s all his fault. Ufc 199 is a prime example of the butterfly effect. Imagine what happens to the division if GSP fucking wins.
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>>75647978
>the butterfly effect
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>>75647999
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaos_theory
Educate yourself
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>>75648012
>chaos theory
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Is Jessica Eye going to beat our girl Aspen Ladd?
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>>75647894
A guy like that nearly killed Reagan to impress Jodie foster
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>>75648086
poland pls
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>>75648086
Fortunately he has been rehabilitated and is roaming the streets of America.
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>>75648067
>WMMA
>Jessica "The Blowjob" Eye beating somebody
If Eye somehow beats Ladd then I officially stop watching MMA.
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>>75647032
Still my boy
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Is Yoel Andy's worst match-up to date?
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Reminder that Sapp v Akebono had 54 million viewers
Reminder that McGregor can't even manage 5 million
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>>75648247
Cormier was a pretty bad matchup
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>>75648257
>that time they rematched on the RIZIN card and they spent 30 minutes trying to stop Akebono's head from bleeding before just calling it off
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Name ONE clean UFC athlete.
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>>75646916
Rampage is full of shit tbf, he's probably just going off of rumours.
He obviously was on the juice at some point, the dude fought in pride, so he clearly took Bisping's comments personally.
That said, he's probably right. Everyone's on steroids.
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>>75646991
Those legs look deformed desu
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>>75648299
Louis smolka
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>>75648302
Rampage and Bisping trained together at the Wolfslair for a number of years, if anyone would know it would be him. Rampage is a petty idiot, but I don't think throwing those accusations back in his face is something he'd do without knowing that Bisping couldn't call him out on it. And Bisping never did, which is pretty telling.
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>>75648273
Rizin's could very easily become the biggest MMA promotion in the world if they could get their act together. No exclusivity contracts like the UFC, the biggest MMA market in the world, great productions, plenty of starpower, etc.
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>>75648299
maybeee rose for a couple reasons
probably no one
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>>75648357
the BW and Womens Atomweight Grand Prix tournaments are going to be so lit
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>>75648357
I'll never watch anything other than the UFC.
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>>75648410
glad you felt the need to share that with us
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>>75648299
vitor
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>>75648410
How would he do in the ufc?
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>>75648372
So she was molested right? Nothing can explain the turn to meth and shaving her beautiful hair
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>>75648486
Yes, she literally talked about it on TUF you dummy
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>>75648486
by pat?
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>>75648372
How long before she starts turning into a man and gives credit to her new S&C regimen?
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>>75648299
Bisping
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>>75648531
she was, before that too
probably by close family members
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>>75648486
who the fuck wants to train 6 days a week with long hair
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>>75648581
That's gotta be such a pain in the ass. Anything other than a shaved head is retarded.
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>>75648595
What's wrong with short hair?
Does it make it harder to escape in BJJ?
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>>75648625
i think its more difficult to escape guillotines because of the increased friction
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Anyone else here following their local scene? I've been watching some good prospects here in NC and VA, lots of guys I'm interested in seeing debut on the world stage.
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>>75648709
I used to follow ur mum's cam show before she started going on tours, dunno if that counts
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>>75648748
I've catfished girls using omegle for 5 years now. I've built a compendium of nudes and vids and shit
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Schaub is actually a really funny guy. Pretty rare for a guy that is also tall, handsome, rich, and successful.
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>>75648748
mad cuz ur a fan of his mum?
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>>75649351
kek
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Are you a fan of Joanna's?
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>>75649536
yes
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>>75649536
lol from poland to hanging out with supermodels in boca raton
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Good thread.
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>>75649686
What went right?
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>>75649351
didn't get it tee bee haitch
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>>75649441
I'm here all week, tip your waitresses
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>>75649762
hot
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>>75649765
TEST GSP AGAIN HE'S A ROIDER
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Why does Paige VanZant advertising for Reebok trigger so many people?
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>>75649817
what did bisping mean by this
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>>75649822
Lots of angry obese virgins on heem get triggered by attractive, successful women. They think it's the women's fault that their fat and lonely.
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Why is Jamal so obsessed with me? Is it cause I'm everything he's not (white, successful, healthy, happy)? You can tell he's never so much as kissed a girl.
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>>75649848
If you're not a fan of Bisping you're not a fan of MMA.
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mate, you're 5'4 144lbs.
LMAO
>>75649909
does he gerrard his daughters? I think he gerrard his daughters.
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>>75649975
I don't think for any money in the world I would be 5'4" 144 lbs. You got it BAD kid.
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rory
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for me, its tyron "the chosen one" woodley
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>>75649972
They're really banking on yair because if Frankie wins, they can't put him in with Aldo again, which sucks for Frankie cause he's a clear top contender
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>>75649961
>tfw 5'10 129lbs
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Ellenberger to fight on after nasty KO loss: 'I haven't missed a step'
http://www.thescore.com/news/1284599
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>>75650055
well holloway edgar is a long long way coming
they only gave holloway the interim fight because edgar and aldo wouldn't show
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>i think racism is funny lol
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any of you guys in need of a heeminding?
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>>75650229
That looks horrendously cluttered.
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>>75650271
take another heeminder if you need it
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>>75650271
He thinks the average /heem/ster actually cares about all of that shit
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UFC on FOX 24 peaks at just under 2.9 million viewers (demetrious johnson)
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We have early ratings for Anthony Joshua’s dramatic win over Wladimir Klitschko at Wembley Stadium. Showtime broadcast the fight live in the United States, and drew an average of 659,000 viewers. Peak viewership appears to be at 687,000 for rounds 5-6, which saw both men suffer knockdowns.
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I fear for yoelito against silva, you just can't count him out with this much motivation
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>>75650361
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>>75650323
Unusable. Don't bother making these. Thanks anyway I know you honestly tried your hardest.
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>>75650361
That was a Showtime record for an afternoon broadcast
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>>75650393
He's been "motivated" for every fight since Piss Weidman deleted him. Its been lackadaisical Anderson maxima autism fuckery each time
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>>75650531
your life must suck really bad
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>>75650568
nice record
nice qualifiers too (muh showtime, muh afternoon) lol as if it were a wednesday at 2 PM
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>>75650361
>state of /box/
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>>75650622
No I just don't care for your calendars. You're making them for the people here I'm assuming you want feedback.
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>>75650637
>>75650361
>not mentioning that it was simulcast on HBO and counting those numbers
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>>75650703
>he thinks he is individually a majarity
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>>75650361
some retard tried to convince me it did 1.8mil
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>>75650735
No. If most people want them you should keep making them.
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>>75650711
>having 2 networks air a single ppv
do they hate money? for sure dont do that
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>>75650735
>Making a comprehensive recipe of your autism.
wew lad
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>>75650361
undisputed world heavyweight championship
it's like the fucking NBA finals or superbowl
forget mma
if boxing was good wouldn't that be getting over 10 million viewers lol
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>>75650361
B-but boxing is the bigger draw and more exciting sport!
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wtf is wrong with al iaquinta? hes literally larping as trump on twitter for days now. sad.
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>>75650229
Take off those stupid ass podcasts
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>>75650875
dana is such a hunk of shit i wish al punched him in the head and made that stupid ringing in his hears permanent
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>>75650946
there's a heeminder to fit everybody friendo
>>75650323
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>>75650875
>@sagenorthcutt you are being cut sorry kid. Get some experience outside the UFC maybe we'll bring you back for TUF
kek
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>>75650875
he's been on week long bender since he won the fight + it was his birthday this past week
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What happened to the big news of "Amir Khan training for UFC"
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>>75650811
>smug
about getting ko'ed and cucked?
https://youtu.be/GC5-ZPasTzg
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>>75651071
its funny that im very aware that he banged honda but seeing them together is so strange. wish i was a fan back then to have followed that
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>>75651070
who?
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>>75651141
some glass jawed paki boxer
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>>75651070
Amir Khan is just an attention whore and will say anything to stay relevant
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>>75651070
crossing over from long term single sport training only works for women
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>>75651071
notice how shes 1000x happier with schaub then with her now abusive husband. schaub had an aura about him even back then when he wasnt such a big star. some people just have "IT" and schaub has "IT"
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>>75650875
>PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
That's his end game.
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>>75651352
stfu adan, he's speaking up for fighters. Nothing will ever change for the better because everyone wants to be the schaub they believe to be
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>>75651480
Cute meme but you should work on some new material.
And no he's not speaking up for fighters by shitting on them and begging for more money you absolute retard.
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good op. i think bisping retires after the gsp fight win or lose
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>>75651624
>Cute meme but you should work on some new material.
be sure to bring that up on StudRadio tomorrow
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>>75651681
not if anderson wins his fight in brazil
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>>75651624
Go to bed Adan.
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>Chris Weidman is now ranked 6th, the same rank Bisping had before he became champ
Was Weidman's run all just a fluke?
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somebody repost this when Poland wakes up
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>>75651949
YEAH LMAO HE DEFINITLEY GOT BEAT FAIR AND SQAURE HHAHAHAHAA
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>>75652006
>let me go ahead and put my hands on the ground instead of defending my head
>knees on the ground should be illegal
why are american such pussy?
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>>75652006
is this b8? clearly only fingertips with his left hand
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>>75651830
Thats not Adan. Adan is currently shitting up the pens/caps thread.
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>>75652067
because in 1996 when the NSAC was forming the new rules of MMA, they asked local martial art experts, from BJJ, judo, wrestling boxing, karate, wingchun to demonstrate and discuss their moves
They saw the power of karate master shattering ice blocks with their elbow strikes and braking bricks with their knees, they deemed them to deadly for MMA and gave those rules
No lie, Rogan, Big John and numerous other old school MMA guys talk about the formation of those rules
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>>75652168
WHO THE FUCK IS ADAN AND WHAT IS THIS MEME?
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>>75648338
It's cuz he's flexing so hard.
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>>75652168
lmaooo im under your bed too idiot
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>>75652184
dAMN american are so dumb lol
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who should cynthia calvillo fight next?
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>>75651691
Mandrama baby.
Also that dude doesn't post The King. Get your Canadians right you GOOF.
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>>75652241
Canada you do no better you could have done something you just copied us
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>>75647207
Didn't he do so much roids he pooped his pants
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>>75652314
>>75652314
Lol american.
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>>75652305
i post bisking all the time bud
we are a british colony
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>>75652274
my dick
but srsly i think she should fight herrig, aguilar or moroz. i'd like to see her fight aguilar most but the memes would be best against felice
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>they think Masvidal isn't the next welterweight champion
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>>75652384
fucking gross 2bh
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when is conor fighting
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All hail the Natty Lord BisKING and all, but how do you guys see Bisping matching up against GSP and the MW top 5? I rate him pretty highly because he's got one of the best chins and some of the best cardio in the division on top of great boxing and takedown defense, but what do y'all think?
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>>75652432
reply
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>>75652432
what you mean?
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>>75652427
>a guy who couldnt even break the top 10 at lightweight will be the welterweight champ
lmao hes 4-3 (about to be 4-4) in his last 7 relax buddy
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>>75652454
Bisping loses to GSP and everyone in the MW top 5
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natty GOAT
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>>75652432
>pol user
>shit posting on heem
somehow im not surprised
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>>75652454
He will dismantle GSP for sure.
![].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Edgyd3U.jpg "]")
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>>75652474
make the shitty decisions right and he's on a 10 fight win streak little guy.
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>>75652518
half the website's userbase browses /pol/, it's an entertaining board niggertits
on an MMA related note, when are headstomps going to make a comeback?
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>>75652184
If you've ever had a certain kind of job you've been to those types of meetings. Everybody wants to get their fingerprints on the changes so thy can run around talking about how they were influential in shaping all the new rules, blah blah blah, so you go through hours of grueling negotiations and then right at the end somebody throws a hissy fit because they know everybody wants to be finished and won't put up a fight. Some guy says he knows a guy who knows a guy whose cousin's buddy can kill people with clavicle grabs and it just has to be banned...
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>>75652527
no thanks
>half the website's userbase browses /pol/, it's an entertaining board niggertits
No. It's you and other retards and the fact that you're not aware of mma outside of the UFC because head stomps happen all the time makes it clear that you really should not be here and should go back to pol.
pls leave now
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>>75652573
>You know who I am now, right?
Why is Masvidal such a g?
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Springsperg?
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>>75652503
I'm pretty sure he could beat GSP, and I think he could do rather well against Jacare and Whittaker. Romero's a tossup because I'm not sure if he hits harder than Hendo, and Rockhold and Moose would beat him more often than not.
This is all just my opinion, though.
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post a fighter you hope tests positive
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Reminder that Jose Aldo exists
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>>75652648
Adan why have you been the only one asking for Coral springs?
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>black belt in wrestling
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>>75652657
Whittaker would box him mate. Whittaker is young, fast, good TDD. He is gonna be the champ just by age anyway. May as well let him HEEM Bisroid now so he title reign can be long.
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>>75652828
I'm worried about that little goof, maybe his suspension is longer than I thought
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>>75652913
>maybe his suspension is longer than I thought
good, i hope you are right
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>>75652573
>you know who i am
What did he mean by this?
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>>75652646
>>75652972
Masvidal is a stupid spic. He should not even be in the same city as a white man, let alone fight him.
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Your favorite female fighter in the UFC?
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>>75652871
I think Whittaker's boxing edges out Bisping's, but they're the two best boxers in the division. Meanwhile, Whittaker's never been in the championship rounds before, so in a title fight his cardio would be suspect, especially against someone with notoriously good cardio like Bisping. Whittaker also has a tendency to lose the fight if he doesn't win the second round, so I think Bisping could outpoint him to a decision. There's almost no chance it ends by KO or TKO.
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>>75652006
how's the CTE treatment going, chris?
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>>75653029
>Whittaker also has a tendency to lose the fight if he doesn't win the second round
Bingo.
The King would probably outwork him in the later rounds. The King's toughness carries him into those rounds and he usually wins the 5th simply due to his consistent pace while the other guy slows down.
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>>75652474
Its almost like you didn't watch those fights.
Really makes me think
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What is your favorite type of take down?
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>>75653257
single leg
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>>75652573
>>75653098
>h-he almost won!
thats not how this sport works casuals
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>>75653257
a straight right
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>>75653018
>.gif
delete that file
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>>75653409
Almost winning and being robbed are two different things faggot
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>>75653257
Judo/gi : seoi otoshi, maki komi, ushirogoshi
wrestling/no gi: swing single, ankle pick
Both rule sets: inside leg trip/ouchi, azhi waza/foot sweeps
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>>75653544
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>>75653657
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>>75653685
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How will Conner die?
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Why isn't bisbong fighting Yoel again?
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>>75653766
die rich and famous
and better lived than you
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>>75653766
probably heart attack at an early age due to cocaine abuse
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>>75653774
boring why would he? all the money and PPV views are over MMA legends like GSP
Yoel is a nobody
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>>75653781
definetly
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what did she mean by this
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>>75653544
slick
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>>75653774
Because he's to busy calling out Roidmero for being a piece of shit and rightfully so.
Also he's about to make a mint vs GSP while Roidmero fights for literal peanuts.
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>>75653892
>It's real.
Bitch going HAM.
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>>75652454
bisping beats every middleweight + gsp other than romero.
>weidman
POO'd
>rockhold
SHOOK
>moose
gases
>whittaker
gases
>gsp
manlet
>jacapoo
POO'd
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>>75653892
I would maybe like it if she was my gf but I bet her farts smell really bad
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rockhold, moo saucy, whittaker, romero will all beat bisping he is ducking them all
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>>75653892
LOL
she unironically has the best wmma social media posts
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>>75654158
derrick lewis is great too
are black people just genetically superior at dank shitposting?
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memes
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>>75653892
angela's 1st comment about paige was so soft
i'm glad she posted this
it would get her banned on /heem/
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>>75654369
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>>75654369
Battle of the Boys
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>>75654369
please make this happen the interim belt meme is reaching comical proportions
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>>75654369
Would they allow for someone to be murdered inside the cage
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I don't get what Silva is thinking desu
I feel like at best it will go the way his DC fight went. At worst, he'll get heem'd
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>>75654369
what a fucking retard, he should fight uriah, if he wins, bisping/gsp will give him a shot for sure.
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>>75654574
get fucked, Yoel shouldn't even have to fight again for a titleshot. Why should Silva leapfrog everyone at MW he has more honor than to expect such a thing, respect it kiddo
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Romero is overrated. Silva will win. Gastelum would smash either.
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>>75654632
Australia off to a blazing start
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>>75654632
False. False. Not impossible.
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Tbh though, the Yoel-Silva interim makes sense.
Romero deserves a title shot. Since he's getting put on the benches in favour of GSP, it only makes sense to reward him with a big easy payday and an interim title. At the same time, should Silva win, UFC could make the meme title fight to end all meme title fights, whether Bisping vs Silva II or GSP vs Silva.
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>>75654770
Romero is myboy, Silva is very dangerous for him. I don't see any struggle Yoel having with Whittaker/Gegard
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>>75654814
>Silva is very dangerous for him.
Couldn't Romero just execute the DC gameplan?
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>>75654835
he could but i didn't think Silva was bigg MW until he fought DC he's yuge! But that should be the gameplan, take him down and elboy his shit up
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>>75654879
I also think Silva's hand memery while standing still would make him susceptible to Romero's blacksplosiveness
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>>75654814
>having that cheating roidmonkey as your boy
He hasn't won a single fight without some sort of controversy
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>Bisbing fights #12 ranked Dan Henderson because it's a good storyline and the entire top 5 is murky and no one knows who the first challenger should be
>everyone gives him shit for it
>Cruz fights #19 Uriah Faber because it's a good storyline, even though he won the title in literally the closest title fight in UFC history prior to Woodley-Thompson and the immediate rematch is deserved
>everyone praises him for it
What the fuck is wrong with UFC viewers?
>>
Damn this thread is awful.
>People loving points-fighters
>Thinking Bisping is going to win his next fight when he is half-blind, aging-out, and getting by with luck
>Not a single mention of the true GOAT that nobody talks about: Stipe Fucking Miocic.
>No anticipation for this heavyweight rematch thats about the be the shit.
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Superboy vs artem is the fight to make
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>>75654983
eat shit sweden, i'd be pissed too if Gustuffson was my boy
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>>75655039
>heavyweight
WGAF
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>>75652432
Replying.
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>>75655005
>#19 Uriah Faber
huh?
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>>75655005
I was ok with the Henderson fight because the Top 5 was murky.
I was also ok with the Urijah fight because of the rubber match and the fact that there was no clear #2 other than TJ, and TJ had just fought cruz. Urijah was also still ranked pretty high at the time and his only losses at bantamweight at the time had been Barao and Cruz.
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>>75655039
I'm pretty hyped for this 211 card desu bruh
Not sure who to go with in the rematch.
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Luke vs yoel is the fight to make
And Tony vs khabib 4
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how does it feel to get (yous)?
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>megans mouth as she leaned in to listen
my dick has never been harder
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>>75655039
>breaking news
this thread is breddy good by heem standards. You would know if you're in a bad one, it's like a nightmare coming after you
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>>75655384
>Luke vs yoel
>Luke vs Whittaker
ftfy
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>>75655384
GIVE ANDERGOAT HIS FIGHT
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GADOOSH
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keep Whittaker away from Cockhold, I don't want my boy to potentially lose to some goof that got KO'd by Bisping and ruined the MW division. Yoel vs Whittaker is the real #1 contender fight and it would be crazy as fuck and I wouldn't feel bad if Whittaker lost to Yoel
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>>75654625
I'm not saying it should happen, I'm just saying it's likely given bispings behaviour.
don't get mad at the messenger(pbuh) mate
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>>75655476
Yoel has done enough to earn the title shot.
Whittaker vs Rockhold is the fight to make. Rockhold has been sitting out since the Bisping lost. Yoel has since leaped over him in the rankings, after beating both Weidman and Jacare*. Whittaker is a rising prospect.
After Yoel beats Silva for the interim, he'll either fight Bisping for the title while Rockhold/Whittaker waits, or fight them should Bisping retire.
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>>75655539
The thing to take away from this shitshow is that Piss Wideman destroyed the Middleweight division
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My boy knows your boy is a bitch.
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>>75655394
Bretty good
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>>75655539
Oh, shit. I forgot about Mousasi.
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>>75655039
gsp is in for a big surprise against bisping, people acting as if he didn't comfortably beat hendo if you take out the h-bombs.
the days of him ragdolling lanklets and featherweights are over, he's getting exposed hard against the count.
>>75655384
>tfw tony vs khabib will never ever happen
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>>75655539
Whittaker isnt prospect he is top contender
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>>75655699
Fair enough, but he just got into the contender spot and he's young. He can afford waiting in line.
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>>75655676
Bisping won the fight but hendo fucked him up i remember going nuts at the end of 1st round thinking hendo would finish him
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MW contender list
Romero > Whittaker > Moose > Jacare > Rockhold > Silva > Weidman
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>>75655798
soo
>Bisping/Romero
>Whittaker/Moose
>Jacare/Rockhold 2
>Silva/Weidman 3
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>>75655776
me too, hendo kicked his ass, but take out the right hand shot and he literally had nothing.
what the fuck will gsp do to bisping? people thinking bisping is suddenly easy pickings are delusional as hell.
gsp got his ass kicked by rigg and rigg is a fucking manlet reachlet who doesnt have bispings gas tank.
gsp is in over his head, he shouldve taken that easy nick payday.
and I'm not bisping fan, its just the truth
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>>75655798
>Jacare ahead of Rockhold
nah man
Rockhold was the champ. Beating Tim Boetsch doesn't put Jacare ahead of him.
>Silva ahead of Weidman
come on
>>75655865
Unfortunately UFC is going for Bisping-GSP
so
>Romero/Whittaker
>Moose/Rockhold
>Jacare/Weidman
>Silva/whocares
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>>75655874
Ye but hendo is 47 y old fighting bisbong who has insane cardio he was just waiting for h bomb and nothing else exepct takedown in fifth
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>>75655930
>Unfortunately UFC is going for Bisping-GSP
yeah but GSP might get abducted by aliens again or the fight stock market could crash so I wouldnt bet on that fight happening
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>>75655930
Italy have you noticed guys seem to fall faster than they used to on shots? like jacare, its like it takes much less to drop fighters now.
should thet have a slightly bigger glove or are you guys okay with it?
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>>75655865
It could work. Romero's got the record for being the number one contender, Whittaker and Moose are on tears against top opponents so an eliminator needs to happen at some point, Jacare's loss to Rockhold was 6 years ago and they've both grown as fighters so a rematch would be fun as well as both coming off losses, and Silva being 1-4-1 since 2012 alongside Weidman's 3 fight skid means that one of them is gonna need to get the boot out of the top 10.
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>>75655954
If that were the case I'd be ok with your matchmaking. Top 2 at least. Maybe switch up the bottom 2 to get some fresh matchups.
>>75655974
It's just mileage on the older fighters I think.
I thought large gloves didn't prevent KOs, but that they just made it harder to land clean shots because their size made it easier to block shots.
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>>75655976
Yea but what if gsp wins and vacate or bisbong wins and get meme fight again
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>>75655930
Rockhold may have been the champ, but he lost in humiliating fashion against Bisping and hasn't fought since. Next time he steps into the Octagon it'll have been a year. Meanwhile, Jacare's got a good resume at MW, not strictly better than Rockhold's but he's been more active and hasn't lost to Bisping yet.
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>>75655954
GSP has been impregnated by an alien.
i predict he will give birth in the octagon
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>>75655930
MW:
Romero Rockhold
Silva Weidman III
Whittaker Moose
WW:
Woodley Vs Maiavidal winner
Nick Vs Maiavidal Loser
Wonderboy Vs Cerrone
Lawler Vs Gunny
LW:
Ferguson Vs Khabib for the love of G*D
>>75656037
if silva wins whatever fight next, they will go for the rematch/le real goat meme coupled with the silva retiring meme.
I'm 100% sure of it
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>>75656024
I do like the sound of Weidman/Jacare but I think Rockhold destroys Silva and that would make me sad
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>>75656082
silva might crack that chin, he almost got dc at the end with a nice bodykick
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>he started watching mma after pride shockwave 2005
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>>75656050
Disagree desu
>>75656069
>Rockhold
desu, I think Whittaker and Moose ought to take precedence on account of their activity but I could be ok with this
>Nick Vs Maiavidal Loser
>Nick fighting
>Nick fighting a non title fight that is not a money fight either
kek
The others are alright, but you ought to give Maiavidal loser a serious opponent
>>75656082
Tbh, when you get to the point where people are scared to watch your fights because of how badly your'e gonna get fucked up you probably should retire.
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>>75656069
Lawlwr vs cerrone is booked already
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>>75656152
Maiavidal loser can fight wonderlad too I guess
>>75656159
its "expected" whatever that means, should be spicy.
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>>75656128
>he didn't watch ufc 1 live
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>>75656204
>Maia vs Wonderboy
With that, I'm gonna go back to sleep
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>>75656228
he'll get roshholted by uncle d if he does that, he'll let his hands go you watch.
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>>75656227
mma was a freakshow.
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>>75652715
Her and holly have the meatiest pussys... natty
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>>75656329
>natty
no way their clits are so sharp dude, they would cut your face and dick
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>>75655476
>Yoel vs Whittaker is the real #1 contender fight
you mean mousasi vs anyone
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>>75656530
>mousasi
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>>75656530
Mousasi vs Alvey? a feisty match up of top 15 MW contendlers
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>>75656538
>>75656553
>implying that he wouldn't murder bisping, gsp or yoel
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>>75656553
Peeliass Peepoopoohole is coming for that strap!
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>>75656566
he should watch out for Rafael Natal thats who
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>>75656566
GADOOSH
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>>75655571
did red shorts owe the ref money?
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>>75656596
>5 fight winstreak
>2 of those wins are against former champs
>both TKO
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is Poosasi next to get USADA'd, GADOOSH'd, and FLUSH'd?
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>>75656591
>that huge bald spot
Natty as fuck
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>>75656626
Thatd be Dickinmyass Gayia
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>>75656631
um, baldness is one of the most common signs of unnatural test levels
he's 30 years old and brown, he shouldnt be balding
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>>75656650
Ive seen balder 25 year olds who look like twigs
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>>75656678
because DHT causes male pattern baldness and your body converts Test to that but the rate varies from person to person
when you jack up your system with excess levels of test you will end up with more DHT in your system as a byproduct
and if you have naturally high test but never work out and are a NEET you will still be a twig
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>>75656591
my boy aldo looking THICC, cuck halloway better watch out
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>>75656626
peeasspee is getting USADAD GADOOSHD AND FLUSHED by based BISKING
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>>75656757
>it took /heem/ 2 years to adopt /rug/ and /nrl/ shit talk
thank australia and poo peeland before i choke you out
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>>75656783
AusGODS run 4chan with their handsome elite macho muscular memes
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Anyone have that Weidman join the team Application?
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>>75656834
Stop kneeing the man while he's already down
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>>75656865
Beat it, get lost
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>>75656865
Only a dumb unemployed nigger would agree to that.
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>mfw newfags don't realize Adan is /ourguy/
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>>75656979
he's not, he's autistic. Studboy put his ass in check
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>>75652432
kek will smite thee.
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ammy heem
one guy rekts two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWweO4P2iZw
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goodnight /heem/, i'll be back in a few hours
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>tfw almost round housed an innocent girl's face off
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Why does having muscles mean you're a roider?
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why did jacare try to stand and bang with whittaker, arguably one of the best strikers in the division?
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>>75657426
Why does having more muscles at the age of 40 than any younger athlete make you a roider?
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>>75657030
>w-why do people hate niggers?
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This thread needs more DC desu
Make the next on DC edition please
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I would just like to give a shout out to my boys UK, Canada, Ireland, Poland, and Italy.
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Tyron
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Woodley
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Is
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The
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Welterweight
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GOAT
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Also
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Fuck
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Roidry
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McDonalds
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>>75657509
>>75657512
>>75657513
>>75657515
>>75657518
>>75657522
>>75657527
>>75657529
>>75657532
>>75657534
based
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>taking advantage of ded heem
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Lads, I think Joanna might be my favorite fighter.
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Lads I know Schaub is my favorite fighter.
Reminder to get your fasted morning cardio in.
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>>75657592
memes aside is fasted morning cardio actually good?
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>>75657596
IVe been doing it for a few weeks and have never felt better. I watch fights while I do it. Watching the fighters have to push themselves makes me running on a treadmill or using the elliptical seem easy in comparison and they are easy to focus on.
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>>75657596
Nothing wrong with it, but it's not tangibly any better than regular cardio. I guess if you really make it suck ass you'll get some mental resilience gains, but mindest is mindset and running a certain way won't be the magic ticket to changing it.
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>>75657611
Going to watch Brown vs Lawler this morning I think.
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What is this fighter's name?
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>>75657617
Brendan "THE GOAT" Schaub
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>>75657612
Yeah, I only do it fasted because I don't have any urge to eat breakfast right before I go. I eat almost immediately after.
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OFFICIAL HEEMINDER
of the official heem schaub image filter list
https://pastebin.com/AqAqsXPB
add it to your 4chanx md5 filter today
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>>75657623
Go to bed and do something PRODUCTIVE when you wake up. H8 will bring you nothing but h8. Bless.
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>>75657611
Problem is that you run out of decent fights to watch pretty quickly.
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i gotta give it to the schaub poster. his dedication to shitposting created a wave of anti and imitator schaub posteres unlike anything else on heem. he could never do it again and the meme would live on because you faggots are unoriginal fucks
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>>75657635
Springsbro is a good man. I hope he is unbanned soon. Bless.
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>>75648299
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>>75657628
Schaub vs Gonzaga NEVER gets old.
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what is silva thinking, does he want his retirement fight to be his most humiliating one
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Wew feels good to get a sweat going before 5 am. Bless you all. Get after it today heemsters.
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>>75657725
Post-champion Silva is so fucking weird. He has the aura of a legendary killer but his fights fucking suck now and he's always taking weird fights.
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>>75649961
Just IMAGINE being 5'4" 144lbs.
>being 5'4" 144lbs
lmao
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>>75650323
>>75650229
based calendarbro, keep it up lad
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>>75652006
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>>75652573
>this isnt the end of the fight
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>>75657826
Herb had money on Cowboy
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>>75657787
>>75657804
>>75657817
>>75657826
Get a life you dork
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>>75657826
lmao you can see Amanda Nunes jumping for joy in the background
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>>75654369
>MUH INTERIM TIDLE SHOD
>Barely scraped one win in 5 years
"No"
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>>75657832
old woman in the middle is Cerrone's grandma too
ice cold shit
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>>75653516
can you make a webm which has marquardt/wodley in the thumbnail but then transitions to woodley heeming lawler and not so fast white boys in text?
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https://youtu.be/KLNlIWupLlc
/ourguy/
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>>75657877
2 real 4 this shit
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>>75657877
DFW is a fat disgusting oligarch
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>>75657877
He has a point but he's a bitch about it. This won't get him anywhere
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>>75657906
nothing gets them anywhere
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>>75646869
Genuinely great OP. Good job lad. I swear it's easier to name the MW that are happy with the UFC than the ones that aren't. Even Silva's started saying "bullshit" these days and calling for interim lmao
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>>75653892
How the hell is this actually real it's literally a /heem/ shitpost
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>>75653892
paige and her fans are a bunch of spoiled crybabies, and she somehow isn't
though I would back her to beat paige at this point, which is probably her goal, she has gotten better so she wants paige's comfy #10 rank sit around and develop position
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Who can stop this man now?
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>>75658165
boris
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>>75651956
Im banned m8
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Who is your favorite kicker in the UFC?
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>>75658333
What am I supposed to be hearing here? Don't get it
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>>75658165
>jumping into a home-built-wind-room in the shanty town Singapore
he's braver than I thought
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who's the best middleweight fighter?
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>>75658359
the THWACK of a clean leever shot
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What's your favorite punch?
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>>75658365
Bulge-kun
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>yfw Womens 115 and 135 are among the best handled divisions right now
>125
Muh no competition
>135
Good
>145
Muh Conor muh interim
>155
Muh Conor muh interim
>170
Maia
>185
Based Bisking
>205
Muh Jones
>HW
Muh rematch
How did this happen?
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Do you think he's drifting to MMA like the rest of us, or will he remain more of a boxing-guy?
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>>75658404
too old and rich to be an MMA fan
https://youtu.be/6jJRwoJdLa4
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>>75658365
Dan kelly
if he was 25, he'd be god
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>>75658398
why are you discounting tyron and masvidal? they can easily jacare maia
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>>75658398
everyone left or retired
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>>75658398
blame connor
125, 135, 206 and 265 are fine, HW is great.
connor fucked up 2 divisions, and motivate the two heavier weightclasses to be calling for all sorts of shit. should be connor-tony, woodley-maia, bisping-yoel, holloway-aldo is fine
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>>75658423
everyone discounts Jorgy until he beats them
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>>75658441
he can catch maia but you think he can beat tyron?
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>>75658423
Because Masvidal only got boosted into title contention by beating Cowboy.
Maia's been waiting on the sidelines for ages and waited out so we could get a 25 minute storing contest. He then chose to fight Maia to stay active. Maia's just the main fighter I think of when thinking about 170 and title shots
The reality is it's looking likely Woodley won't be facing the winner of Maia/Masvidal straight away anyway, which is why it's sort of bad.
>>75658434
205 and 125 aren't really fine. HW is OK, but we're seeing rematches because a lot of the dudes have sort of fought each other now.
Because WMMA is still young there's plenty of people coming through the ranks, it obviously makes sense it's one of the best handled division in terms of title shots, but it's still a surprising notion
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what happened to the netherlands did he quit /heem/?
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>>75658449
I think Maia is a worse matchup, Woodley has so many tendencies that limit himself, Maia knows exactly what his strengths are and fights to them accordingly
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>>75658450
whod tyron face if not one of those two? nick is still partying and smoking weed on snapchat, he already turned it down at 209 also.
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>>75658460
I think Nick is possible still desu. I've just read some rumblings about money fights and all that bollocks which makes me thing Maia could still get shafted. And if Masvidal wins then its sort of easy to deny him, since his streak is nothing like Maia's
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who would you like to see nate diaz fight next
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Is Nick Diaz's jiu jitsu overrated?
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>>75658459
I agree with that but it seems to me that woodley might be too big and strong for masvidal, I just don't see how he beats him.
maia's age makes him more susceptible to getting heemd
>>75658467
it'll be retarded if nick gets the fight now, when there were talks about 202 I was fine with it since no one would take it on that much of a short notice and tyron wasnt hit once as far as I recall against robbie. number one bullshit desu
>>75658477
ferg
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How do you rate Anderson Silva all time?
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who is the least effective striker in the ufc?
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>>75658490
Masvidal is very scrambly and a much better kickboxer, better distance management, more output, more versatile, he beats Woodley ten out of ten times in a striking match, and Woodley doesn't have the gas to wrestle him for 25 mins
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>>75658490
>it'll be retarded if nick gets the fight now
We live in a world where Silva is calling GSP getting a title shot bullshit while calling for an interim belt himself my man
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who's the biggest power puncher left in mma?
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>>75658505
>ten out of ten times
that confident? interesting. both him and maia deserve title shots desu, dana making them fight is bullshit, if maia loses I'll be super duper sad senpai.
>>75658509
bisping/gsp will fight anderson if he beats whatever opponent he gets next, no way they fight romero. If anderson loses they will retire/vacate. I'm sure of it at this point
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Good thread. Thanks to those who got it this far.
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>>75658531
I agree with that other guy, I think Masvidal can beat Woodley. I think he's got good enough TDD/scrambling/distance management to not get wrestlefucked. Also, as he said, Woodley can't wrestle for 25 minutes. Masvidal wins the striking.
I think Maia deserved the shot and he's getting really screwed with this Masvidal fight. I think he'll get Jacare'd and never get a chance.
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>>75658454
Probabaly got trapped under the bar trying to bench 1pl8
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