Mark Selby 16 - 15 John Higgins
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo
THANK YOU BASED JAN
>the restart meme hapened
lel
FUCK HIGGINS
Reminder the black didn't move
The Based God himself knows it too.
memes desu lads
GWAN JIGGINS
>restart
Restart this abortion of a World Championship more like
Well it didn't reach the black that's for sure
NO ERA
>>75646277
Top zest
>>75646250
>Higgins goes on to win
>Selby gets pissed off
>quits snooker and creates his own cue game which involves nothing but safety
New to this thing.
Who am I supposed to root for?
>>75646318
Alex Higgins
>Go for a rerack
>Shoot for the white into the middle of the reds again
This will end at like 3am won'tit.
>>75646250
FUCK YOU, YOU MATCH RIGGING CUNT!
>>75646318
Jan Verhaas
>these slowmo replays or people tapping their finger on the table or their facial expressions
fucking why
>tfw Riggins purposely squandered his lead, put his life savings on himself when mark was a shoo-in then payed off the ref to ensure his comeback win
>>75646318
Based Bing, but he suffered a catastrophic Chicken dinner incident.
One more re-rack and the game is void and the tournament has to start again on Tuesday
>>75646312
>colours are glued down
>game involves starting the in D and trying to get around the back of the black or pink and leave the cue ball on the baulk cushion
>>75646318
Stuart Bingham, la.
>>75646344
1) It looks dramatic; and 2) It fills dead time between shots.
>>75646344
BBC have all this fancy equipment from the Olympics going to waste. Not like they cover many other sports these days.
>>75646318
Ding, the spiritual champ
>>75646318
our boy
They should send videos of this tippy tappy stuff over to the Yanks to get them interested in snooker
>>75646380
>>75646387
>Ding
What a fucking loser
>>75646297
Racism at it's finest
>>75646395
>encourage white on colour hitting
Americans would go crazy for this
>>75646318
If you're new to snooker, you're obligated to be a ronniebabby for a year.
I'd laugh my tits off if Higgins won this match now and the black was found out to be touching
>>75646406
you're the loser, loser.
>>75646422
>and the black was found out to be touching
I doubt there will be any conclusive result of that
>>75646395
>wanting to see fat yanks lean on and break snooker tables
Tbh it wouldbe funny
>>75646237
>>75646413
I did this, I still like him and watching players make big breaks but I quite enjoy hard match snooker now as well
1's plenty!
>>75646441
Frame by Frame will do it
>>75646430
Its twins! <3
Typical racism, the white hits the black yet the powers that be say it never happened.
#blackballsmatter
>>75646451
Thanks senpai
>>75646444
well we had Stephen Lee and Bill Werbeniuk
#TooMuchHaggis
>too much Haggis
Wtf I love Higgins now
>muh haggis
>GOLD PLATED BANTZ
>GOLD PLATED BANTZ
>GOLD PLATED BANTZ
>too much Haggis
Because he's Scottish
GET IT XDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>75646478
Nicola Sturgeon is fapping herself off like mad right now
>"turn on the magnets"
Look at me im funny guise!!!
>fuck up safety and frame
>too much haggis
>coz im scottish and shit
Haha, what a card.
Fuckin hit the black there alright the racist lemon lezzer
Fookin shite safety from Haggis
>>75646451
wtf i love higgy haggis balls now
Who else here gets the comfiest feeling from watching the World finals. That highlight montage of the champions they ran at the interval might have been the comfiest thing I've ever seen. The first final I remember watching was the Hendry win in 1996 then the whole country getting hyped about Dohertys win in 1997 was insane. There's something about it being on the May Bank Holiday weekend and and being able to stay up late before school the next day.
Like some people have some footy game or whatever as their key childhood sporting memory and I have fucking Stephen Hendry vs Ken Doherty.
>>75646494
using a half empty irn bru bottle
He is one damn lucky shelpy. But riggins can still win it.
>>75646514
all aboard the bandwagon
>lelby
everybody is laughing and selby is just sitting there staring with that dead look
>>75646515
Are you 30/31 years old?
>>75646515
>Like some people have some footy game or whatever as their key childhood sporting memory and I have fucking Stephen Hendry vs Ken Doherty.
I got curling from the winter olympics in 2002
>>75646518
Bastard. I really want some Irn Bru now.
>>75646515
Old fag who remembers the 1985 Taylor v Davis Final. Get a bath, have some supper, then allowed to stay up and watch it to the end.
>>75646545
best drink except rubicon mango
>>75646529
>sourceless tweet
riiiigth
>>75646532
Yeah, you can age me exactly from the matches I mentioned. Was 8/9 when those happened. I'll be 30 this year.
>>75646556
What about Dandilion and Burdock?
Fuck off
https://twitter.com/ballselby/status/859153146404376577
>>75646551
comfy memories
>>75646515
Would be comfier if it weren't my two all timenmost hated players who are in the final...
>>75646576
>https://twitter.com/ballselby/status/859153146404376577
what did selby do?
>>75646576
>25 followers
Stop shilling your own terrible parody account.
>>75646591
Were you literally not watching the last frame?
>>75646563
You realise there's a character limit on twitter right?
Besides, the source is in the tweet: 2014 European Tour, a match between Selby and Wenbo.
It's not hard to find friend.
Can someone tell me completely seriously why they hate Selby?
Did he do something bad like Riggins or is it just that he's world #1 and a safety guru?
>>75646575
nah senpai
top three
rubicon mango
irn-bru
red cola
CHOKE FOR ME SELBY
CHOKE ON A DICK
>>75646591
He's hit the black, he's a known racist called lelby.
>>75646590
c-cute
>>75646576
Stephanie Siu has decent bants though.
Does anyone know if Vikki has a twitter?
>>75646610
I just hate his wife tbqh
Based era is based la
>>75646613
Phil Fish, is that you?
>Scotty Little: Just looked again and he double hit the white anyway, so he actually fouled twice #bbcsnooker
>>75646607
Links do not count to character count anymore faggot, no excuse
>>75646597
You better have proof I made that cancer account, Ken
>17-15
ogre
>>75646619
you too
>>75646591
Were you not watching for the last 30 minutes or so?
>>75646610
Has good hair and am mad jel
>>75646620
except that the player is already paying attention to the object ball before the referee is
>>75646640
>that guy who manages several snooker pros needs to give me an extended citation list or I'm going to have an autistic fit
Wew
>>75646551
Thats why i wouldnt want these two shithouses going to a 35th frame black ball. It would bismerch the memoru of '85.
>>75646610
I don't hate him, but he's just so dull in every respect
The fact he's called "the jester" MUST be an ironic joke amongst the commentators
>>75646610
he's exactly the kind of tedious prick who would take pride in coming from a shitheap like Leicester.
there are more cameras on vicky than were on that black ball
>>75646646
well toomuchhaggis reeled off 2 frames so he could do it again to force the decider
Judd was supposed to win this year
His year la
>>75646676
who the fuck said that?
>>75646680
Judd said he was the best in the world pre-tournament
>>75646654
>extended citation list
>source on his one claim
come on now
>>75646680
pre-tourn bookies jiointfave
C E N T U R Y
>>75646673
lel
>>75646675
I want to believe
>>75646680
He was bookies favourite iirc
Want Riggins to win now
Just to show how much of a joke this "sport" is
>>75646620
I'd go with anything Michaela Tabb says
Literally cost himself the frame with haggis
just wanted to take this opportunity to say fuck Barry Hearn and fuck his idiot son too, thanks x
>>75646680
He was pre-tournament favourite.
laptop is at it again lads
*teleports behind you*
Damn that's likely it for Selby. A 130 in the second last frame is gonna kill Haggis.
>>75646676
>Dudd Lump
Lmao
>>75646610
What did Riggins do bad? Man gotta family to support.
>>75646688
>Jubb Drump
>>75646673
Selby wont be hitting that tonight either.
>>75646620
Does anyone know if Michaela Tabb is available for private hire as a referee? Like, could she come round to myself and referee in the nude for me and my mates while we played snooker?
>>75646694
Then the bookies are pretty stupid, his season wasn't that good.
>>75646723
>Judd's Trumps
>>75646610
I'm bald
>>75646712
>missingno, one
>>75646732
Just ask on Twitter.
>>75646746
Hi Willie
>>75646721
He could share some of the haggis with his family.
>>75646747
lel
>>75646732
She does it for free
>Michaela still watching the snooks
One of us
>>75646732
she was reffing for the Snooker Legends stuff for a while
>when you remember /147/ exists before the game ends
>>75646763
in the nude?
>>75646721
>What did Riggins do bad?
match fixing, the same shit that jan just did
>>75646735
Theyve basically covered whatever they lose on Selby winning through Trump bombing out early
Reminder this man got blacked then refused to speak to he media because he got mad and punched himself in the face about 17 times
>>75646777
DON'T FUCKING DOUBT MY TRIPS FAGGOTS
My Dad just complimented Selby's hair, then said "Damn him" lol
>>75646774
Once snooker players get over a certain age even Michaela Tabb couldn't given them an erection
>virgo not saying WHERES DA KUBOL GOING
fuck im suprised
>>75646729
Nice
>>75646768
>The Molester of Leicester
>>75646792
>>75646774
no, not in the nude, though for the right price she might do it
What's Coventry man going to do after this?
Even with Selby wining it's been a good effort from John. Pity he choked the middle third of the match
>>75646694
Joint with selby
>>75646735
>>75646735
Bookies shift coefficients if too many bids come for the underdog. They don't lose.
>dennis taylor still shilling for jan verhaas
>>75646604
obviously not. left to watch the football and thought it was a done deal so didnt bother coming back
>>75646806
Kek you the same Austrian anon who made that for me early doors?
>>75646805
I think this ones better desu
>>75646811
Go home probably
>>75646811
He's got cancer, so probably die whilst shtting himself
I dont know if thats true desu
>>75646811
Watch a shite football team
>>75646777
Yeah, but having a new house is not bad.
1's plenty
>>75646805
>>75646816
Wait, are there 2 other Austrians now?
>>75646811
Make fun of Rooney
>>75646820
Ye
HAPPENING AGAIN
>players don't even know the rules
Based Jan
MORE REF FUCKERY
(Actually he's 100% right, Higgins is a dope)
Stop shilling the Dutch fuck you speccy eyed prick
>>75646839
Thanks again for that, it's been emotional lads
TORTURE TIME
>ready for 20 lelby APOLOGISE threads to appear in the catalog nobody replies to coz 'literally who'
But we could avoid all that. Keep your sperging away from the new thread button lads.
>>75646816
Doesn't mean they couldn't have done better.
Selby SEETHING
> Riggins strikes again
>Five is plenty
Is montage-anon here?
Haha Lelby cucked by Jan based Dane does it again
>Higgins accidently mistaking the green ball for a haggis
What just happened?
Is it too late tem?
>>75646872
>Dane
Avin a giggle m8?
if it comes out that this is what Jan meant by this probably being his last time at the crucible because he is actually involved in match fixing then this is the greatest snooker story of all time
>game-winning shot
>*applaus-
>"settle down please"
>>75646839
>Wait, are there 2 other Austrians now?
only one for some of us
That's a bit unfair considering he wouldn't have had the power to hit the red without fouling
>>75646857
>tfw our last thread together until UK Championship probably
I hope we have some more /147/ for minor tournament
>>75646882
Jan is sick of selbys bullshit
>>75646882
Higgins hit green with the stick.
>it's one of those rare situations where you gain an advantage after playing a foul
Expect Selby to exploit that every match from now on
Bet Vikki can't wait to get her surprisingly manly fist into Mark's arse tonight
>>75646854
No problem, lad. I'll miss you.
>>75646886
Bruv
>>75646891
<3
How old is Selby's wife, she looks about 50
>>75646894
when is the next minor tournament?
>>75646886
>Hendry vs Sullivan
How is that even a debate? Hendry is objectively the greatest player of all time
he hit the green before the cue ball and the shot still counted..
>>75646909
Season starts again in about two weeks.
>>75646907
I tweaked it earlier after the response Peru got last night :)
what a bullshit rule, higgins could easily have done that on purpose for all we know
????
>shot timer clock for slowby
Which balls will the Human Leopard hit next? Let's ask the official thread theme!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aGWthIeaVI
>>75646907
Thanks you can tell I really kept up with /147/ this year
>>75646892
Imagine if he was just trying to pot a simple red when using the spider and did the same thing while potting the red. Are you going to call it a miss or a foul? It's a foul, not a miss. The fact that JIG was snookered on this occasion obscures this.
>>75646928
What exactly was the rule and how did Higgins get an advantage from it?
Anyone still up for a /147/ meet up?
We say this every year but it's yet to happen
Give Higgins your power
>>75646908
he's 33
>>75646909
worldsnooker.com is down so i dont know
but generally there's no /147/ or one with only a few replies, unless a triple crown event is being played
>>75646928
Why would he successfully get out of a snooker but deliberately make it a foul???
>>75646945
Can we rent the crucible and have a /147/ tournament? I'll put £100 in the prize pot
>not dropping your wife and upgrading to some young slag like our guy hendo
>>75646908
She was born in 1978 so 38/39
>>75646945
In mate
>>75646927
Can I suggest instead of 147 break "147 break counter stuck up too early"
>>75646942
Foul = don't hit a colour or hit the wrong colour, etc.
Miss = some arbitrary rule that no one really understands, but it's something like if you try to hit a red, but in an elaborate way so as to best the best safety shot, it'll be a miss and the ball can be replaced and repeated
I think.
>>75646927
ton up signs need to go
>>75646909
Riga Masters in June.
>morphy shilling Ball in Hand fouls on twitter
fuck off
>>75646965
Because he couldn't hit the cue ball hard enough without fouling
>>75646942
He didn't take advantage of anything. He got out of a snooker but caught the green with his cue, so unfortunately it became a foul.
Judd trump
>>75646975
Still time for that when Selby reaches his 40s and has a mid-life crises
>>75646966
You'd have to bring your own tables
>>75646945
Where?
>>75646942
the 'advantage' was that as it was technically a foul and not a miss, selby couldn't ask for higgins to have to try to retake the shot, so he just gets the 4 point penalty and play continues - with selby in a poor position.
>>75646894
To be honest i dont really partake in 147 outside of World Champs. Altho i did enjoy the comfy slow pace during the masters the other month. I really should come on more for the smaller tourneys.
>>75647005
I can bring a little table
If the numbers repeat Higgins comes back and wins. And gets a 147 in the process
>>75646985
Miss is when you hit a ball you didn't nominate first (red is auto-nominated, color can be implicitly nominated if it's obvious, but you can also explicitly pick one).
>>75647014
I've got little balls
>>75646939
Missed some comfy threads.
>>75646927
lel
>>75646979
>>75647007
The masters would probably be the best bantz but we always forget it's on until its already happening
>>75646950
KEK
>>75646948
>she's 33
:^)
No really how old is she?
>>75647014
>>75647029
I have a little stick
can we get Jan in for the FA Cup final?
selby tapping the table more than a Jehovah witness tapping at the door
>>75647025
Or don't hit any ball, that is.
>and Gareth Potts, one of the top pool players in the world
he says this literally every time christ
GWAN HAGGIS!
Deserve this frame now
>>75647037
I was talking about Mark because I read the post wrong haha....kill me
OR PERHAPS HE WONDERING WHY HE WOULD FOUL THE GREEN BEFORE MAKING CONTACT WITH THE RED
Ooh that's tight
>>75646985
a miss is literally just a miss - if you do not hit your target ball.
if you miss your shot, the other player can ask for the balls to be reset and for you to have to try and take it again, as well as have a 4 point penalty. this is usually used when youre trying to come out of a difficult snooker, and the white doesnt end up anywhere handy for the player in control.
Why does Higgins' son look like Ken Doherty?
>>75647039
I have a small green baize cloth ;-)
GET THE FUCK IN
GWAN
>>75647010
Same I only keep up with snooker for the Masters and Worlds, I likely won't be watching anything until later this year. Pity there's no major Irish tournaments anymore, the stuff in Goffs is only the "Legends Tour" stuff.
T I G H T
>>75647033
>Missed some comfy threads.
dont you mean fouled?:^)
>>75647009
What was the advantage to John of catching the colour with his cue?
The white ball hits the coloured calls
All players white
Racist sport lads
>>75647007
>>75646979
>>75646966
>>75646945
First session at 2pm lads
Whats the longest a frame has gone and been reracked in TOURNAMENT HISTORY??
based
>>75647087
Perfect thanks lad
>>75647007
At the spiritual home of snooker of course.
Central province India.
>>75647086
There is that one black player, Rory Macelroy
>>75647082
Nice ;-)
70 bings to go
>>75647063
Was getting caught part of his plan?
>>75647087
omw now, see you boys there.
>>75647084
none - that was the foul.
Post your comfy crucible final set ups
>>75647084
well selby could have had the balls replaced and made him play again gaining points and maybe Haggis leaves him a pot
>>75647082
Post some QT instagrams lads.
>wondering why I like snooker
>realise there isnt a non white/oriental asian in the entire room
It all makes sense now
>>75647067
Same reason why Trump's son will look like Rory McLoad.
>>75647116
>>75647098
Kek
>>75647082
10/10 (you) underated post etc
>>75647120
is she a female snooker player??
>>75647120
who dis
>>75647131
Yes, that is Reanne Evans
>>75647034
Yeah also London is gonna be easier to have a meetup than Sheffield.
>>75647109
comfy as fuck in my bed with you guys <3
>>75647130
ur not me
well it's all over
ALL OGRE
see you next year /147/
>>75647113
Do you ever not move because the player is looking straight down the tv at you?
>>75647116
>>75647144
>implying
When this ends do I get chips and gravy or a kebab?
>no 2017 collage post
RIP
Universal choking haggis
need this to end here so i can finally go to sleep
>>75647148
You are 12
>>75647130
>nintendo
>football curtains
>football laundry baskey
>stickers on drawers
You must be 18+ to post here
>>75647109
>>75647148
povvo/10
>>75647067
I've been thinking the same thing
>>75647148
>football curtains
>snes
>mess
It's like my bedroom when I was 10
>>75647148
You shouldn't be up this late, don't you have SATs to revise for?
>>75647171
There hasn't been anything to put together desu
>>75646768
>The Sausage Knight
he fucked it
>>75647168
>300000 haggis per frame
>>75647108
That is my point! The miss rule was designed to stop people gaining an advantage by failing to get out of a snooker. John didn't fail to get out of the snooker, so there was no advantage to him for making a foul. The miss used to be called the 'professional foul'.
>>75647112
Same response to you.
>>75647168
Riggins -chips/gravy
Lelby -kebab
OGRE
>>75647181
That's bloody lovely
>>75647181
very nice
>>75647130
Mate you need to move out of your childhood bedroom. Your parents are worried about you.
Reminder that even if Selby wins (>if), he'll never be this year's Pot Quiz champion.
>>75647162
I-I don't know
>>75647193
Been plenty 2bh but collages a shit
It's over, isn't it?
>>75647171
Shit year tbqh
Ding/Selby match was really good but that's about it
>>75647214
He's a neet
""""""""33""""""""
Get the fuck out of here
>>75647148
Did you hoover around your skirting boards yet you lazy cunt.
>>75647224
yes, good danké
>>75647144
There are at least two of us from Staffordshire. Host it in the midlands.
dat guy selbz
>>75647130
>Said you were 21 in the previous thread
>You own a Super Nintendo
It's a good console, but you're going to get called a faggot if you own videogame consoles from before you were even born.
>>75647224
providing selby can get a tidy 30 here, yes
>>75647087
There's a ball pit missing.
>>75647224
It was over from the start
>>75647215
>pots 7 reds and a black in 74 seconds
>Not distracted by Ken wanking it off over your shoulder like an excitable Irish rabbit
>>75647232
havent hoovered in probably about a month now desu. I'm always in slipper socks so not much point.
>>75647238
If it makes you feel better I have a. Atari 2600
>>75647238
bit rude lad. Maybe his older brother had it or something
>no more ding posting for a full year
>>75647144
>londonistan
>>75647224
Yeah, Verhaas did what he could, but...
Haggis why
>>75647255
I'll keep it alive and well, don't you worry
>>75647144
It's really not
>>75647261
Vicky pls
>>75647255
Ding'll be in our hearts along with Bing.
>>75647109
>>75647130
>>75647148
>>75647181
Here we are
Are those wrinkles normal for a woman that age?
it's been truely shit, until next time lads
>>75647281
do you always advertise betting companies in your front room?
>>75647234
Are either of you called Dan?
>>75647282
she's in her late 50s I believe, so yes
>>75646981
Can anyone stop Selby?
SELBY HAS ONE IT
NUMBER ONE
NUMBER ONE
NUMBER ONE
C'mon Jan, pull something out the bag
She looks great for her age; Mark's in his thirties so even if she had him in her teens she'll be around 50
DAT GUY SELBZZZ
What you wanking to tonight then lads?
>>75647300
It helps with his alzheimers so he doesnt forget what hes watching
Another point for the /lifelongs/
>>75647253
Your lungs wont thank you for it.
SelbyWinsLOL
>>75647321
The death of snooker
>>75647303
I'm not but the other lad could be.
GWAN MARK
God what a fucking faggot
WE DID IT LADS
>barely any applause
Based Sheffield
>>75647277
All trains go to London
The masters are there
Theres more to do
More snooker halls than anywhere else
Better quality post147 pissup, not even that expensive if you know where to go
Sheffield is mostly just roads.
Fucking hell that was shit
BASED SELBY AUSTRIAN CUNT KEKED TWO YEARS IN A ROW
>>75647343
)pay debnts(
>Selby ruins another one
DAD?
>>75647321
already had a quickie earlier
in the mirror haha
>>75647130
>those curtains
>the boxes with the stickers on
>the football themed laundry baskets
>nintendo
Your room looks like my brothers room.
He's 9
You absolute madman
Welp, what a shitty year
See you next time lads
good night lads
it was fun to share this with 147
quite an abysmal final unfortunately
gwan ding!
Well done, Mark.
>>75647353
Zesty
:(
>>75647360
Selby get off your phone you're on the telly
>>75647349
It's £4 a pint and full of cunts though
>>75647349
>costs £100 on a train
>pantyshot
see you at the french
>>75647364
Ban incoming
Who is the chinese guy?
omfg his kid is creepy those fucking eyes jesus
DONT EVEN START YOU FUCKING PEADOS
/OURGUY/ MARK SELBY DID IT /147/!!
>>75647148
You're either 11 or a hoarder and desperately need to throw some shit away.
Jesus that kid literally looks like a creepy human doll.
>Cameraman looking at the girls pants
Panic
>>75647373
hard lines Haggis, I wanted you to win
>>75647379
my man
Selby wins.
It's not good lads
>>75647388
This '''sport''' is riddled with cheats.
>>75647397
What did you expect to come out of Selby's sack?
fell asleep ffs
>>75647388
>calls us pedos
>he thought it
Fucking perv its a child get a grip
>>75647376
Where are you going? I can rattle off at least 10 pubs where you can get a sub £3 pint.
POT THE RED
POT THE BLUE
WE WILL COME THROUGH
Well its been fun lads, see you all next year X
>>75647349
The train is like £90 for me, expensive hotel, shitty overpriced drinks etc.
>>75647380
Macaroni, please.
>>75647349
If you go to Sheffield, you could go to a random snooker club and maybe bump into an up-and-coming Chinese snooker robot who can be /ourguy/ when he qualifies for future tournaments.
M A R K
Is Selby elite?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Why is the runner up getting a bigger round of applause? Is that normal?
>>75647388
>that cheeky loli upskirt
>>75647425
Stay at mine innit, if you ain't a pedo
>>75647321
Higgy gets more applause than Selby the winner. Kek
>don't even hate Selby and enjoy seeing him play
>still bored by this win and how the match went
2018 is Are Graeme's year
>>75647421
still full of cunts
>>75647388
>>75647440
Anyone get a screen shot of that?
>>75647439
because he's John Higgins man
>when it was 10-4 i said "cmon just...win" and i won
wow so deep spoet interviews are fucking useless
>Where are the fairweathers going?!
>>75647451
same desu.
Ladies and gentlemen. Your 2017 Betfred World Snooker Champion.
>>75647425
£5 quid hostel or stay out all night
Megabus is like £8
Unbelieveable I can't believe it really ...
THE JESTER FROM LEICESTER
He's only gone and do it.
Who /leicesterlads/ here?
>>75647471
plus 50p booking fee, kinda steep
>>75647464
Don't worry chap I'll be here for the Wuxi classic
WAKE ME UP
until next year lads
P R I D E O F L E S T A H
I AM A GOLDEN GOD
>£160,000 for failing
>>75647456
>tfw he'll smile again
STILL PINCHING HIMSELF NOW!!!!!!
>>75647255
>a full year
u wot m8
Lmao this lack of applause
Think of all the haggis he can buy now!
Ladies and gentlemen. Your 2017 Betfred World Snooker Champion.
Selby just seems like he's got a small knob with a very ugly foreskin.
Ah well, at least it wasn't as shit as it could have been in the end.
Love you /147/, see you for the UKs I imagine, unless one of you's brave enough to make a thread for other events.
160k officially, 500k in bribes
>defending the title is something I can only dream of
You literally just did it, you daft bastard
>>75647460
It's all over
>>75647475
Here lad
>it's an englishman beat a scot episode
who /staying until the thread dies/ here??
the night is still young
god theyre both so thick and boring, fucking normies man
some bling on that old lady might mug her later
If anyone is still in the mood for 44 minutes of comfy snooker banter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDgme-cbj-k
>>75647518
>It's all over
Thank fuck
>>75647531
Always m8
*coughs*
who the fuck is that fat gay chink??
It has been a great two weeks with you, lads. I'll miss you all so fucking much. I love you. Shoutout to all the comfy lads.
>>75647510
>>75647371
Big up
The state of Vikki's eyebrows...
>not letting the confetti off before the match is over
Must be that famous british sense of humour.
>>75647510
Take care Tiggers
See you guys.
Who is the chink with him?
Also his kid is not human, looks like some poorly animated robot
Aw little angel has the same cold, psychopathic stare as her old dad
>>75647529
don't worry lad, we're still the GOAT snooker nation per capita
>>75647551
Bit on the side
Not far off
Its been granite, lads. See you in the UK's
And remember, cheats never prosper
I never really watched F1 enough to be sure, but is Selby like Schumacher in his prime?
>>75647570
>per capita
only matters for money desu
should i play fifa or super mario galaxy 2?
>>75647554
>>75647562
See you both in a bit <3
It's been a great and comfy two weeks. Looking forward to participating in /147/ more often.
Night.
>>75647551
was wondering the same thing
>>>75647570
That's Hong Kong though.
>>75647562
>>75647554
>>75647560
>>75647578
See you around lads. Didn't realise Eurovision was so soon.
>>75647554
Bye Austria bro
See you at the UKs
>>75647554
we will miss you too;;
>>75647587
No Schumacher had more emotions
>>75647542
>black bull in the intro
BBC at it again
>>75647510
Take care lad.
Night everyone!
>>75647590
it's late, don't play something that might get you angry senpai
>>75647595
>0 world championships
'no'
>>75647593
that's his mate Bobby
>>75647604
Too bad he has none left.
Hazel's last ever snooker tournament for the BBC, she just confirmed.
Wonder who's taking over.
>>75647596
I think I'll be on /pol/ during Eurovision.
think my mum wants selby's dick, keeps going on about shes more attractive than has wife
>tfw my just eat order still isn't here and now the snookers finished
Absolute washout
>>75647612
>0 world championships
Just like Scotland this year. Kek.
>this advert for white gold
Anyone else gonna watch that? not sure what it is but the advert looks so good
>>75647626
Other Austria pls
Grand Budapest Hotel is just starting on Film4
>>75647632
Post pics
>>75647627
Miranda Hart
is that chinese guy selby's lover?
>>75647634
No problem, there's a fantastic film on BBC Two.
>Margin Call: A boardroom crisis ensues at an investment bank when one young analyst begins to raise questions about the company's financial stability. Starring Kevin Spacey.
Enjoy!
>>75647635
GOOD ONE MATE!
>>75647645
I bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson
Gonna have a major wank session now, been ready my scenes and webm's during the final boring frames
Adios m8s
>>75647632
Probably already had the Selbcock
>>75647640
Es gibt nur ein Österreich für alle!
At least I got something out from this disastrously awful WC.
>>75647659
I recognise the meme, but I've actually never seen one. Should I watch?
>>75647649
>last name Dyke.
>looks like a lesbian.
What did she mean by this?
>>75647664
pls
>>75647601
<3 pls be here for other threads again, I'll miss you.
>>75647599
Is that from paul hunter's funeral? if so that's in bad taste
One final Willie post for the road
>>75647678
How the fuck would Ronnie know the guy from the fast and furious
When will I see you all again? ;-;
I-Is are Hazel really leaving?
>>75647692
The next proper threads will be UK champs
>>75647638
I know a guy who sold double-glazing in the 1990s and he always bangs on about how he is le master salesman and le high-flying entrepreneur even though he is literally a scrote alcoholic. Even though I would probably find it interesting to compare their perspectives, I refuse to watch the series just because it would remind me of what a colossal gimp this guy is.
It's basically high-pressure selling of shit plastic windows to retired people. It's morally repugnant and the characters are likely all vile.
>>75647694
nice bod on her fair play
cya all soon
missing you all already xx
>>75647531
right here man
even if i don't stay until the thread is dead, i bookmark it and check the last replies in the morning
See you again soon 147.
Gonna especially miss the Austrian and the Hungarian. Absolute troopers.
Peace.
>>75647733
>Gonna especially miss the Austrian and the Hungarian. Absolute troopers.
this ;_;
cya all soon
>>75647669
comfy movie
>>75647718
Bye 190cm, see you in the Britain's Got Talent thread on /tv/.
>>75647704
When's that?
>>75647737
there's a lot of good brit posters but almost all the shitposters have a brit flag too
>>75647554
Love you too lad.
>>75647765
>tfw hate trips but Mailed is a top lad whatever thread I see him in
Hazel is not leaving.
she is just not doing the golf anymore
>>75647718
fuck off you horrible cunt, you never even watched the final 4 or 5 frames
>>75647796
now that the tournament is over I feel lost, like I have nothing to look forward to now
Hazel OUT
Seema IN
>>75647632
She'll be frigging herself later thinking about him bending over the table stretching for a tricky pot