Imagine being this good

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>posting inferior goal

>scoring when there's no point anymore given that halal pretty much won the league already
ah, classic Messi. greatest friendly games player of all time. It's a shame he rarely performs in games that actually matter

Iniesta will always be the truly impressive one for me, that magnificent little bald bastard.

>>75645815
Yo! Does your ass really hurt that much?

>>75645233
what an impressive defensive effort from Modric

>>75645815
if Messi got to pass to Messi he'd better than Iniesta in the same role

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Imagine being this good

>>75646421
what a disgrace desu
i want him to be OUT of my country, chockers shouldnt be allowed to live here

>>75646873
he tried to quit but everybody in your country begged him to come back

>>75645233
>Marcelo letting Rakitic pass through him that easy

Best left-back in the world, they say.

>>75646963
>>75646873
he DESPERATELY tried to quit

>>75646873
But he doesn't live there

>>75646963
>a group of cucked people
>everybody
ROLF

we have plenty of players in our local league way better than him tbeh

>>75646873
he loves spain and never cared about your tho
stop being this delusional

>>75647117
>carvajal tackling
>somewhat it's marcelo's fault
you are a funny monkey

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>>75647192
>>75647178
>>75647129
>>75647117
For fucks sake, world, I'll have to do what you should have done in the first place.

>imagine being a man down drawing 2-2 earning a point that basically wins you the league
>imagine, despite that, going all out attack to try to get a winner leaving your defence completely open
>imagine modric not making a foul
>imagine marcel not making a foul
>imagine being that dumb

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>>75647230

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>>75647192
Why are you dumb, monkey donkey? I said nothing about Carvajal and Messi, but rather about Rakitic. Watch it again, monkey donkey.

>>75647117
He's nothing but the Brazilian Dani Alves desu

>>75647230
>imagine modric not marking the goat

lol everybody knew they would pass it to messi. they always do.

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>>75647268
>implying Dani Alves it not secretly the goat fullback defending

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>>75647117
>n-not my fault I'm just a winger

>>75647340
If we're sticking with Brazilians
Defending
Luis-Alves-Marcelo
Attacking
Marcelo-Alves-Luis

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>>75647399
>n-not my fault I'm just a meme

>>75647413
Nah, Luis attacking skills are highly underrated.

>>75647413
>sandro no the best at defending

get the fuck outta here

>>75645173
>both teams scoring more than once in a povertyball match
Has this ever happened before?

>>75648508
Averaged goals per game in most leagues is around 2.7 so yeah the vast majority of the time

>>75646873
we could make very good use of him, pls send

>>75647157
The funniest thing is that there are even journalists who unironically belive that.

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>only muslims support ronal..

>>75645173
>leaving Messi completely unmarked
the state of halals defending

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>>75650957
no you couldn't. you'd problably send him to run 10km per game

>yfw you remember Lionel Missis running less than motherfucker Pinto

http://www.tribalfootball.com/articles/barcelona-keeper-pinto-almost-ran-more-messi-atletico-madrid-defeat-4016616

>>75651544
funny thing is halal's defense is elite for leliga

>>75646421

Wow, he even had the Chicago goalie going the wrong way.

>>75647157
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uh

>>75645815
7-1

>>75647217
6-1 to Bolivia and losing 2 finals against Chile are worst than 7-1 to Germany

>>75655636
losing 2 straight quarterfinals to Paraguay and getting knocked out in group stage by Peru is more embarrassing desu

>>75653280
No it isn't
Barcelona, Atletico Madrid, Villarreal and Athletic Bilbao have conceded less

He's the best in the world but this goal is unspectacular. I mean it's a great shot but nothing more than that. Messi is much more than a foot

>>75655711
>losing 2 straight quarterfinals to Paraguay
We lost on penalties and Brazil's NT was shit at the time.

>getting knocked out in group stage by Peru is more embarrassing desu
Handball and one of the worst Brazil's NT in history helped Peru knocking Brazil out.

Argentina were pretty strong at the 6-1 game and CA finals.

>>75645173
I know right, Andre Gomes is such a beautiful man, so many options in that last play, one has to have balls of steel to choose the correct one with so much pressure, 6'2", perfect hair, perfect beard, perfect pass, what a gorgeous man jesus christ

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>>75645815

>scoring when there's no point anymore

La Liga would literally be unwatchable if Messi didn't exist

Why don't people post all of the winning goal? The passing to get out of the corner was great, as was Sergi's run.

>>75647117
He was closing down Sergi.

god damn why does everyone say "imagine" before every fucking sentence? Is this some new retarded meme?

>>75656784

imagine being this new

>>75656006
Losing 6-1 against Bolivia in La Paz with the worst team Argentina had in decades being managed by a coke addict still isn't as bad as losing to Mexico in the Olympic finals with a team better than the one you brought to Copa America with the sole intent of winning it.

>>75651220
damn...pajeets bringing the heat

>>75656835
>olympics
wew
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imagine being this good

>>75645173

he's not

>>75656799
been on 4chan way longer than you bud

>>75656987
he is meme crapping reddit faggot he is. you r ok

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>>75655636
yeah but I only have the 7-1 saved so what can you do

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>>75655521

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>>75655636
>literally implying that losing 7-1 at home in a wc semifinal isn't the most humilliation all sports considered

heh kid

>>75645173
Imagine being a traitor.

>>75647230
Imagine being all alone in the middle of the ocean where all there is to do is lift weights all day until you get a heart attack.

>>75645173
That director of TV is really great.

>>75646421
Lol topkek Vlad.

>>75647399
That pic triggers my autism so much, the word on caps should have been 'fuck', not 'what'; no one puts emphasis on the 'what'.

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>>75647399
>>75647430
top kek good times, too bad that gook referee robbed us

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>>75659212
S-sorry for that, Marko. Really a qt you have there

>>75655636
No, anon. It is not. It's expected for Argentina to lose, I mean, they play with Mascherano.

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>>75659359
the king of banter