/hoc/

>rags

Just got sent to hershey in my be a pro career

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Let's just get this out of the way.

>>75643744
you're not worthy

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Official /hoc/ good guy bad guy ranking for the 2nd round of the playoffs

Good guys
>Ottawa
>Nashville
>Ducks

Lel
>rags
>craps

Bad guys
>pongs
>oils

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>dumbmark thread

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>I came here to save the devils

>>75643769
Good post
Blues are good guys too

>>75643790
Will he actually be at the draft, or just gonna wear his teams jersey from the hospital bed?

>>75643775
You take that back Finland

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>when someone says poo pouty is a superstar

Who's winning the pongs vs. craps game?

>>75643705
predators

>>75643769
2nded this is 100% perfect

>>75643705
name one franchise that WAS gifted players of crosby's and malkin's calibre

Can't wait til the Leafs start knocking the Caps and Pens out of the playoffs.

>>75643769
Oilers/Ducks has no good guys.

It'd be hilarious if the Ducks came from behind and won out the series 4-2, but it'd be even more hilarious to see this perennial bottom feeder come out crushing both the perennial choker cali teams in their first playoff return.

Best case scenarios are:
Oilers in 5
Ducks in 6
Oilers in 7 if they were down in the series 3-2

Anything else means nothing.

>>75643844
Shoulda stated, Successful franchises

>>75643841
Caps

>>75643879
>>75643844

>>75643873
There is no player of Crosbys caliber, and yes he was a gift, but Malkin was the leftovers of the 2004 draft. Noone went into that draft going "we want evgeni malkin"

Him having a better career is just because hes better, Pittsburgh wasnt gifted him at all.

>>75643874
This year was like that year Colorado took St. Louis to game 7.

The leafs fucking suck and it'll be four years minimum before they get back

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friendly reminder that this man was a gift
your franchise would be lucky to have him

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>>75643874

>>75643876
>Oilers/Ducks has no good guys.
oh boy here we go
>t. leaf
i understand why now

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>>75643923

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>>75643933

>>75643957
Unless youre a redditor, he has more cups than /yourteam/ since the salary cap

>>75643922
I always wonder what it would be like if Washington took Malkin first and Pittsburgh got ovechkin to play with Crosby

Or if Pittsburgh took the thinking mans route and took bobby Ryan over Crosby to play five dimensional chess and get relocated to yellow knife

>>75643873
Other than McDavid no one is of Crosbys caliber. Malkin was a consolation prize Ovie was the gift. It's just Malkin turned out better.

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>no one went into the draft wanting the second highest ranked forward in 2004 draft

what did this nova scotian cuck mean by this?

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>>75643727
>Rinne
>Anderson
>Lundqvist
>Fleury

Is this the year of the old goalman?

>>75643933
he's a mouthy pussy. tkachuck will put him in the hospital soon.

>>75643987
>Washington went into the draft not knowing who theyd pick, the best russian or the 2nd best russian

Kek republic everyone. I bet you think Anaheim was also gifted Bobby Ryan

>>75643955
How is life Denmark? Do you guys have a long summer break like we the schools do in murica?
It is ironic the teachers here get a long vacation but no money so they can actually travel somewhere exotic.

~~Amanda in Anoka

>>75643983
>Other than McDavid no one is of Crosbys caliber

correct, the oilers basically follow the penguins model of drafting high so many times until you get generational players

>>75644066
The oilers always had fans tho the penguins literally had to beg their players to buy the team

Who is Ted from Akron?

>replying to old thread posts
reddit af

>>75644098
Some long legged pissed off Puerto Rican bandwagon faggot

>>75644098
a forced, unfunny meme from shittsburgh fans.

~william from worthington

>>75644059
>Noone went into that draft going "we want evgeni malkin"
>NO ONE went into that draft going "we want evgeni malkin"
>NO ONE

you really can't be this stupid

also a more apt comparisson would be mcdavid-eichel i.e. both oilers and sabres got gifted potential cornerstone players

>>75644127

It has a nice ring to it though, like The man from Nantucket

>>75644136
>the top player on anyones scouting list was Evgeni Malkin

You literally cant be this retarded.

And no, at the time, Ovechkin was far ahead of Malkin in the scouting lists. Eichel and McDavid were 1a and 1b until this season.

So was Bobby Ryan gifted to Anaheim?

Why does Nashville even have an NHL franchise? They have a babby arena that only seats like 15k and it's in the middle of literally where flyover country.

>i started an argument by just shitposting
Glad you took the torch Jakub.

>live in a shitthole
>team is garbage
>eventually draft generational talent after being shit for so long
>start winning again
>gloat over it
>become shit again and are nowhere to be found
Which team am I describing?

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>>75644098
Some guy who is absolutely seething.

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What goaler should the Jets sign this offseason?
Is Halak still good?

>>75644201
Fluery

mcdavid is a draisaital/maroon babby

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>>75644201
>jestcuck STILL thinks goalering is the problem
hope you listerine addicted abos burn in hell for the way you treated pavelec

>>75644201
Fluery for Trouba + 2nd round pick

>>75644201
whats wrong with Connor "the next luongo" hellebyuck

>>75644172
The Flames?

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>>75644127
It probably is now. But the inception of the meme was some canadian accusing whatever blowjackets autist killed himself as being from Akron. Eventually he also accused him as being Ted. The meme gained little traction until myself and a few others accused any poolumbus fans as being Ted and residing in Akron. It eventually evolved alongside the mild meme to its current state.

Which one's more impressive, 3 cups in 6 years or potentially 3 cups in 8 years including 1 b2b

>>75644172
>mad
>at sandwiches
fuck off

>>75644278
the first to win b2b during the salary era will be immortal regardless of past success

>>75644167
>the top player on anyones scouting list was Evgeni Malkin

didn't say that, learn to read dumdum

>Eichel and McDavid were 1a and 1b until this season.
kek, this is straight up lying
you're one of the more pathetic pissburgh bandwagoners that are currently posting

>>75644265
shoot for the stars, buddy.

>>75644278
*2.5 cups in 6 years

>>75644278
Zero cups in 50 years

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>>75644201
Darcy Kuemper could still be good and will probably be very cheap.
He could also be pretty shitty so make sure you sign him to a two way contract.

>>75644302
>tfw blooing it all over again

it still hurts every tiem ; _ ;

>>75644278
splitting hairs, neither are extremely noteworthy (or dynasty worthy)

>>75644278
3 cups in 8 years, because 2 cups in 2 years is better than 3 cups in 6 years

>>75644278
>3 Cups in 8 years
>1 back to back
>4 Finals apperances
>11 straight playoffs

Vs

>3 cups in 7 years
>zero back to back
>3 finals apperances
>9 straight playoffs

>>75644238
He go thrown to the wolves, his backup is bad and pretty much a rookie himself
Needs a veteran to show him the ropes, Hellebuyck is the future though, still holds record for best SV% in college hokkei
>>75644220
>way we treated pavelec
He has always been garbage you deluded shit, even with Atlanta he was bad.

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

Matt Murray skated this morning

>>75644170

Because Nashville is fucking awesome

>>75644335
Is that the guy they had to give partial ownership to because they couldnt afford to actually pay his salary?

>>75644346
He should suit up and play defense

>>75644346
did he brush his teeth this morning?

>>75644346
Wow I skated last week but im still just some shitposting acloholic with back pain who will never play an AHL game. What is your point?

>>75644346
I skated 5 years ago. I've always fucking hated it because I suck at it.

>>75644060
Lifes good, thanks America!
I have 7 weeks of summer vacation from the 16th of June, I'm a teacher myself
We're way better paid than teachers in the US though, thankfully, going to either Spain or Italy with the wife and my kid

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ʳ ᵉ ᵖ ᵉ ᵃ ᵗ

>>75643769
What about St. Louis?

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>mfw people think pens are bad guys
>mfw there are people so filled with hatred and rage that they can't root for ultimate good guy Fleury.

>>75644437
they're on the list. it's just that no one remembers or really cares about them

pongs might unironically be more reddit then reddithawks

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>>75644446
>soulpatch frog manlet is a good guy

>>75644414
I know you are a teacher, hence why I asked. I wish I could easily travel to Spain or Italy. I think Florida is a longer distance from me and its also full of Floridians.

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>>75644346
And? Fleury is on an amazing hot streak, why would we ever pull him. Keep him in till he uses up all his energy, then throw Murray in.

REPEAT
E
P
E
A
T

>>75644446
fleury is elite btw

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>>75644446
capitals players had a photo shoot with puppies, can't hate them

I'm matching your post quality

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Well its snowing here. It hasnt even been 24 hours of may and this month already sucks. It was warmer in fucking February.

>>75644515
Just good insurance to have the other SC winning goaler on the bench just in case, instead of the next GOAT Jarry who may not be ready yet.

/our guys/ to bad guys ranking

1. Senators
2. Predators
3. St. Louis
4. Oilels
5. Washington
6. Ducks
7. Rags
8. Pens

>>75644603
Drop oilers below ducks, snes down a couple spots and pens up a few and you got it

>>75644603
1. Senators
2. Predators
3. St. Louis
4. Ducks
5. Oilels
6. Washington
7. Pens
8. Rags

close enough

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>>75643874
>that flag
>that post

>>75644679
probably some buffalocuck

>>75644652
correct

however

1. Senators
2. Predators
3. St. Louis
4. Ducks

ENORMOUS POWER GAP

5. Oilels
6. Washington
7. Pens
8. Rags

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>>75644552
>Capitals had photoshoot with puppies

Sorry Jakub, still the bad guys

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>>75644603
WRONG

Pens have Bill "good guy" Kessel

It doesn't matter who you root for among the 29 other teams, you should be rooting against the Oilels.

A decade of both incompetence and tanking in which they ruined legitimate NHL talent, only to be rewarded for it with a generational player.

>>75644746
>blue and yellow flag
>clear and concise objectivity

good post

>>75644746
Washington should be above the coilers.

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>>75644750
it's more of a case of the bad guys and the worse guys

>>75644808
correct

>>75644603
>preds
>snes
>Ducks
>caps
>rags
>bloose
>oilels
>pens

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>>75644769
>shitpost on /hoc/ so long
>hear name Phil Kessel
>ask if hes Bills brother

mfw

>>75644769
One good guy on a team does not a good guys make

>mongols unironically believed Mild were going to win the cup and that Panthlels and Jests were going to make the playoffs

Is there any other nationality whose hockey opinions should be discarded faster than that of the Mongols?

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>>75644750
Why are you a pongs fan living in Canada? Are you trying to spread the Amish way of life?

Also fuck off with these cold fronts, I am sick of your imports.

>>75644829
Damn Guentzel is fucking ugly.
Has a crosbybabby
Literally kekking that he wasn't even a Calder finalist LELMAO

snes
perds
blose
craps
ducks

MASSIVE POWER GAP

coilers
pongs
>rags

>>75644845
Hes an inbred maritimer who'll jump onto a new bandwagon when Crysby's done. He'll never know the pleasure of his own city having an NHL team. Sad!

>>75644777
Agreed i am literally praying for a ducks 3 game win streak along with a season ending injury to both mcdavid and draisaitl. Then oilers get raped by vegas.

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>he's never played hockey before
>thinks his opinions are worth a damn

lol

>>75644506
Aaah!
Must blow being a teacher in the US though desu, not earning enough to spend it during the long(er) vacations
Reckon we'll be going to Mallorca, lots of fair priced hotels close to beaches there! Can't wait
Are Floridians that terrible? Never been there

>Good guys and saviors of hockey tier
Pens
Oilers
>Ok guys
Caps
Ducks
Rags
>Bad guys
Sens
Blurs
>/Ourguys/
Perds I guess but there fans are getting cringey

>>75644829
I was calling him Bill during a conversation with a complete stranger at some bar. I don't think he noticed but I did.

>Jake Guentzel is elite
>Mario Lucia can't even make an NHL roster
Fuck me

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>>75644845
Im not a Pongs fan, I just know that theyre a less hateable team than Washington.

>>75644879
Judging by the little actual hockey commentary i see here, 99% of the posters haven't played hockey.

>>75644809
Bonino looks Amish af

>>75644887
Pens and oilers are literally "the" 2 bad guys

>>75644851
He didn't play half the season

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>>75644887
Crosby dubs confirm

>Subban, Weekes, Iginla are well spoken, well behaved, and generally pleasant
>NFL and NBA players aren't.

What is the reason for this?

>>75644944
Canadian blacks are a lot more tolerable than American blacks because they're not as down-trodden. They also have more social mobility here than with you guys.

>>75644899
The 1% people here do talk hockey it's borderline sunbelt/new fan tier.

>>75644899

I have never even seen hockey

>>75644891
>cheating to get Lemieux
>4 time cup winners
>only likeable player if Fleury
>less hateable than Washington
"no"

>>75644899

I have never even seen hockey

>>75644959
They have plenty of social mobility. They just choose to shoot each other instead

>>75644979
>le never won a cup so they deserve one meme
>built around russians
>only good guy is Holtby
>likeable

W E W

>>75644972
my introduction to 'ice hokey' was when I joined a haxball room last week

>>75644944
MLB blacks are well spoken for the most part too

>>75644882
The education system in the US is in a pretty bad place right now. A close friend is literally paying to be a teacher right now. Its called student teaching is basically the last step in becoming a teacher. The other problem is the shift from shitty students being the fault of the parents and being the fault of the teacher. "my kid is a cunt and has no work ethic, do your job better" is becoming more of a norm among parents.

Florida is pretty much old people, white trash, and cubans from what I have heard. Never been there myself and maybe never will.

>>75644899
Played hokkei from 7 yrs old to 15 yrs old at a club
Rollerskate hokkei to 19
Beer league/no check hockey after.. not done it in 2 yrs now tho

>>75644990
They aren't innately any different from their counterparts up North, lad. It's the surrounding environment that's different. Whites are more willing up here to include them in their culture. Which leads to them succeeding in a sport like hockey and being well-adjusted compared to their Burger cousins.

>>75645027
Sounds familiar to the situation here
Only, we're being paid to study
Parents who all, funnily enough, are very keen on the fact that their special snowflake never causes any harm, and is something the teacher needs to resolve - if I had to do that all the time, I wouldn't be able to teach, lol

Sounds shit about Florida

Predictions for tonight?

>>75645096
Pongs 4-2

Guentzel 2 goals and GWG in 2nd period

>>75645096
Pongs 4 - 3 Caps

>mfw based pens repeat
>mfw crosby cucks the cheeto in chief and doesn't go to the wh
>mfw rest of the team follows his lead
>mfw cheeto's fingers never touch the Stan lee
How triggered will you redditors be?

>>75645096
refs 4-3 caps

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>>75644979
The current Caps team isn't likable in any way other than possibly feeling pity for Chokesby. Oshie and Backstrom are faggots, Wilson is a goon, and who the hell wants a bunch of Russians to win? Plus they've been ridiculously fortunate this year with injuries and it ain't even close.

>>75645133
I thought Pennsylvania was a Trump state?

why are Craps always so shitty in playoffs?

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>>75645013
Nate Schmidt is a good guy.

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>>75645133
>implying Crosby wouldnt have voted for Drumpf

GOATS gotta stick together

>>75645133
Most of the Pens either voted for Trump or would've voted for him. Crosby would've too.

The only league that was anti-Trump was the NBA.

>>75645166
mild of the east

Hated Teams But Likeable Players List:
>Kuznetsov, Fleury, Dubnyk, Hanzal, Burns, Kreider, Matthews, Kucherov

Did I miss any players fellas?

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>>75645166
Its a mystery at this point.

>>75645197
>Kuznetsov
>Likeable

Is this a meem?

>>75645166
winning medals for putin has more value to ovechkin

>>75645133
would look forward to the epic wailing here desu

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>liking snes

for what? their clown owner? their complete lack of fans?

>>75645196
Mild actually went to the third round though

>>75645191
>only other league that was anti trump

Don't forget MLS

>>75645201
yeah I think a lot of their players >>75645208 don't give a fuck

>>75645208
He doesnt even do that though.

>>75645215
Is that still a league?

>>75645205
Nope

>>75645231
Growing stronger each year because of mexicans

>>75645191
Proof? Or are you making shit up like most trumpcucks do?

Whatever reddit, I'll be the one laughing when crosgod cucks trump

>>75645215
>Don't forget MLS

Too late for that, lad

>>75645196
But the mild made the WCF with a shitty team. They cucked the avs very hard. Only recently have the teams been on a similar trajectory.

I'm looking forward to the Oilers:Pens SCF because I want to see Crosby try again and humble "McJesus"

>>75645241
>Hating trump
>reddit

You use that word but I dont think you know what it means.

Reddit, like yourself, is anti-trump

You are literally admitting to being reddit
Stay cucked,
~~~~~Randy from reddit

>>75645241
White pro athletes always skew conservative. If you didn't know that then you're a retard.

>assuming the political leanings of athletes who keep that shit private

please don't

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>>75645231
IIHF>NHL

t. Vladimir Vladimirovich

>>75645273
>Dedmonton

>>75645283
It's not an assumption it's common sense.

I know it hurts libcucks feelings that they're cheering on guys who voted for Trump or would've voted for Trump, just another thing they're too sensitive to accept in reality

>>75645283
think of 10 nhl players you like

2-3 of them are closeted gays/bisexuals

>@PierreVLeBrun
>Couple of teams have inquired with LAK about trading for rights to pending UFA goalie Ben Bishop. Just like Carolina traded for Darling...

What teams? I'd guess Islels, Stars, maybe Floyers?

>>75645280
the largest non-default subreddit is /r/the-Donald you retarded cuck. Reddit is objectively protrump so how about you go back?

>>75645313
>It's not an assumption it's common sense.
It's literally the opposite. Stop.

>>75645335
my dick can only get so erect

>>75645343
Brooklyn Islanders, Stars, and Golden Knights

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Hi, welcome to Tim Hortons, what can I get you today?

>>75645347
Have you ever been to that subreddit? Its literally libtards and Drumpfites arguing. Half those subscribers likely hate Drumpf

>>75645391
A spearing to the groin, thank you based Sid

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>>75645391
>sorry your order is taking so long, im training the new guy

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>>75645391
i'll get a medium double double and a.....40 pack of timbits please...

>>75645391
m - double double
sour cream old fashioned glazed
and a piece of that ass please

>>75645343
>Islels
don't need a 3rd goalie who'd be locked up for ~6 years

vegas calgary stars

>>75645391
>Tim Hortons
ew
i thought this was a sheetz
my bad, ciao

>>75645357
It's common sense that white athletes in MLB/NHL/NFL support Trump and conservative candidates.

We know NHLers like Domi, Foligno, Hartnell, Ryan, etc. publicly said they supported Trump. There wasn't a single NHLer who came out for Hilary

>>75645391
ill have you, cutiebum

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>>75645391
chicken fingers please

extra small pieces

>>75645391
I'll take a medium iced coffee with an espresso shot. And 4 sour cream glazed timbits, please.

>>75645420
>40 pack

WTF?? I didn't evn know that existed. Christ we're as disgusting as Amerilards now

>>75645474
Unless they publicly say who they support, it's literally an assumption. You can't be this retarded. Stop.

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>>75645391
Yeah hi. I think I'll have a half sub today on wheat bread? Italian meats, and I'll take the Boar's head brand. And then how about we do some Provolone, lettuce, tomato, jalapeno, onion, green pepper and olives. And then just oil and vinegar! But actually, can I just get the packets in the bag? I'm going to eat this at home and I don't want it to get soggy.

Thanks!

>>75645532
The NHLer I named all publicly admitted to it

Looks like you were too busy canvassing for Hilary to follow hockey news libcuck

>>75645525
yeah but it's one of those things meant to take to work, or for a large group of people. like when you order one of those coffee jug things from them that has it's own tap

>>75645169
He's definitely a fun guy to watch. Most noticeable caps player this series when he gets the puck.

t. Dan from Allegheny

>>75645549
see >>75645532

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>>75645569
@realDonaldTrump Mr. Trump-your plane is landing in 45 mins in Columbus and some of the #CBJ fellas would love to meet ya!! #legend

— Scott Hartnell (@Hartsy43) December 8, 2016

>>75645601
>Most of the Pens either voted for Trump or would've voted for him. Crosby would've too.
>It's common sense that white athletes in MLB/NHL/NFL support Trump and conservative candidates.
>It's not an assumption it's common sense.
see >>75645532
How long can you keep up being retarded?

Mixing politics with sports with a mistake

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>>75645632

I saw Ryan Kesler at a grocery store in Kelowna today. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

holy fuck my sides! it's ridiculous how insecure you trumpcucks really are!

>>75645659
Yeah bud fuck off, like we really need more Kesler pasta

>>75645655
They're not really mixed apart from winning teams visiting the White House, which is a long standing practice. The vast majority of athletes have the sense to keep that shit private.

>>75645671
I bet their all secretly Oilers fans too.

>>75645656
>trumpcucks consist of a irrelevant retired manlet and a coked out junkie
holy shit you can't make this up

>>75645763
Lehner had trump on his mask

>ignoring max domi

>>75645601
his minutes dived 2:30 after that debocle
#makeHartnelllessofanassagain

>>75645391
I recently found out Timmies has invaded my state. I will walk past one Wednesday evening. Should I even bother to stop in just to say I've had it or should I spend my money elsewhere.
Sour Cream glaze does sound intriguing.

so the shitty players are the trumptards. so I'm right based Crosby will cuck trump out of visit

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>its another episode of /hoc/ spergs out either for or against trump

getting sick of it desu

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>BULJU :D

How soon is the expansion draft after the SCF?

>>75644603
1. preds
2. sens

3. bloose
4. ovechikins

5. oilels
6. ducks
7. >rags

8. pongs

>>75645868
Get the sour cream timbits

the donut version sucks

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>>75645912
:DDD

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>And the winner of the Vezina trophy 2020...
>FREDERIK ANERGOD

>>75645706
Thankfully desu

>>75645970
>peederik andershit

>>75645970
andershit literally broke the back of the maple leafs, dude was a huge sieve

>>75645890
Same here tbqhfrf (to be quite honestly for real family)

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>>75645561
Pretty crazy he went undrafted.
I had student tickets for the goofers 2012-2013 season. That roster was stacked but they still lost in the tournament. Such is life in this sports abyss.

>>75646008
he's the main reason they made the playoffs moron

>>75646013
Oh I forgot to add this is Lyle in Little Canada.

>>75646008
Reimer had a better playoffs than Andersen, but he'd never survive the workload Andersen had that carried the team forward.

>>75646031
new reddit meme?

>>75646066
Reimer has literally never played more than 40 games in a season, dude is made of glass

>>75646031
it was our defense. gardiner, hunwick, and to a lesser extent reilly carried the load. JVR and bozak were huge down the stretch. if >we had a better goalie, the leafs could have at least made the ECF, maybe the SCF

>>75645659
Do you attempt to infect him with Lou Gerhigs too?

>>75646098
it was Andersen's back that they made the playoffs on. His sv% was top 10 among starting goalies.

With the amount of shots they gave up, they would've been fucked with anyone not top 10.

>>75646008
He was one of the main reasons they made it to the playoffs
He was outstanding in regulation in the playoff too; the OT goals was soft I'll give you that..
Give him till' the 19/20 Season, and he'll be a literal wall

>>75646137
Is it better to build a team that lets in less than 20 SOG per game, or a team that lets in closer to 30 SOG per game but has better scoring ability? Assume the goalie is top 10.

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>yfw Devlels are going to win the cup again before the rags

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How has /hoc/ celebrated vappu?

>>75646163
Ignore that retard. Both statistically and by the eye test, Andersen was the MVP.

They were bottom 10 in shots against and would've been fucked with anyone league average

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>>75646008
>>75646031
>>75646098
>>75646137
Why are you falling for this bait? The rebbit spammer is jumping on board with it too.
You are either arguing with some fisherman or a laffs delusionist. There is hardly a difference.

>>75646181
If the goalie is top 10 then I'll take the latter situation

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http://www.thesportster.com/hockey/top-10-nhl-players-who-are-jerks-in-real-life-and-10-who-are-sweethearts/

Who are the nicest and most likable players in the NHL? Pic related

>>75646238
it's not bait, that retard genuinely thinks a goalie who put up a top 10 sv% among starters is to be blamed for his team's lack of success.

>>75646225
objectively wrong, letting reimer go and trading for andershit was a franchise changing mistake. andershit is like holtby in that he can put up good stats in the regular season but will always choke when it matters.

>>75646266
Lindstrom isn't in the NHL

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>>75646281
So its a laffs delusionist, why are you bothering to argue?

>>75646310
The Leafs wouldn't have made the playoffs without him. Reimer is a glass man who is a garbage goalie mechanically, who has never retained a starting position no matter where he goes. You literally don't have any numbers to back up your position.

>>75646197
that ain't happenin', lad

>>75646363
kys you 3rd world niggers>>75646197

>>75646266
>>75646321
were*

>>75646335
i wish that cup was my kikkeli

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>>75646353
>muh advanced stats
can't believe you nerds keep falling for the "advanced stats = prophecy" meme, it gets proven wrong again and again.

>>75646391
Europe is whiter than USA, nigger

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>>75646396
We can all hope Amanda crushes our pelvis with her hockey legs.
Sadly not all dreams are meant to become reality.

>>75646394
In that case Tom Barrasso should be #1 on that list for jerks. Apart from all the stories out there, I actually caddied for him during one of Lemieux's charity events, and he was probably the biggest douchebag I ever met. Didn't tip me either.

>>75644879
>>75644899
>you can't criticise food if you aren't a chef
>you can't discuss movies if you never made one
Nice meme

>>75644008
we had a 40 year old goalie winning EBEL last season

http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=1483

>>75646490
You shouldnt be a juror if you never raped and killed a 12 year old girl.

~~Ladontarius in Lexington

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Bulju :D

anime is reddit and i WILL report you if you post it

>>75645970
Wish the Ducks had kept him and let Gibson go. I just don't see the same potential in Gibson. Way too unreliable.

>>75646555
Something being reddit is not a bannable offense
>those trips though

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>>75646550
Quality post

>>75646555
>mad
>at anime
Where do you think you are

>>75646433
>REACTOR ONLINE
>WEAPONS ONLINE
>ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

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>this will never ever happens ever again in our lifetime

why go on?

>>75646433
Is being good at such a minor skill like women's hockey worth being so unnatractive?

>it's a "subhuman slavs ruin /hoc/" episode
dont like this one desu lads

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>>75646601
>>75646602
Its just some chiraqi fan rectum ravaged his team got swept. Stop giving him attention.

>it's an Amerifat gets mad at Slavs episode
This happens too often

>>75646751
One of them is a Devles fag

>>75646433
Imagine the amount of b/s locker room talk Phil needs to listen to about his smoking sister

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>>75646709
I'm going to kindly ask you to retract that statement.

>>75646800
Those are the most feminime knifes I've ever seen mate

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With the first pick of the NHL 2017 Entry Draft, the New Jersey Devils select...

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>>75646822
A friend gave them to me. I have since gotten new knives that don't lower my testosterone.

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>>75646898
Patrick Nolan

>>75646924
Fuck off phoneposter.

>>75646899
You're excused

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>>75644201
No. Source: sad islander fan

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hold on to yinz butts

>>75647060
>out of fucking nowhere Ted from Akron clubs both their knees

>>75647060
Hornqvist is, possibly, simply there to bring enthusiasm to the locker room

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>>75646973
Back on my computer now. I was firing off a smelly Crosby. I am sure you can relate.

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>>75644750
DOGGO

>>75645273
they have to get past the ducks first.

>>75646973

Posting from my phone in a waiting room RIGHT NOW

Does this make you mad? If so, explain why

>>75647197
capitalization triggers the neet

>>75647139
You fart Conn Smythes?

>Joe sakic

Less points, goals, cups, and a worse gm than Yzerman by a long shot.

Can you get any more comprehensively BTFO by rough l your rival?

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What did the Western Conference mean by this?

>>75647270

Just meming

>>75647270
that this series will end in 4 with the preds going to the stan lee cup

>>75647267
Fuck off phoneposter

>>75647270
literally who on the left?

>>75647262
No, I assure you my farts are very deserved.

>>75647296
just auto correct my shit about it here but female-male the same prescription for the opponent andThat's an example of what we really need to be about the Montgomery AL to work on the complex

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>ywn do blow with jonathan taves in the bathroom of a winnipeg dive bar then suck his dick
Why even fucking live?

>>75647441
Patrape and Johnny are probablyy out right now attacking cab-drivers and diddling barely legal jersey slags

truely a top-line on and off the ice

>>75647441
It could be worse, you could do blow with jonathan taves in the bathroom of a winnipeg dive bar then suck his dick AND get swept by the Nashville Child Predators

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>>75647441
>you will never give johnny a blumpkin

>>75647441
Has he been corrupted by Kane?
Or has he always been a low-blow IRL?

>>75647611
>Not even giving his team a chance
It's OK to hit the switch late in the 3rd if your team is 3+ goals behind, but c'mon

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>>75647611

I don't even get joy out of bullying Washington anymore. It's just sad and pathetic. Feels like kicking a helpless, retarded puppy if I bully the Caps. Same thing with the Sharks. I hope they can meme their way to a comeback and win the series.

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>>75647139
why are you posting atlanta legend chris chelios?

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>>75646751
damn im lovin that cellulite butt hnnngg
i wanna fill her deeply with my babby yogurt and watch those fatty lumps slowly dissipate over time as the fruit of my seed takes hold and grows within her womb, using that fat cottage cheese ass for nourishment

>>75647270
"Hockey is for Everyone" has gone

W A Y

too far

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what is the best hockey stick and why is it koho?

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what did they mean by this?

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The Day of the Rake has arrived, leafcucks

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2017/05/01/smoke-seen-outside-of-rbc-building-downtown-toronto.html

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>>75647880

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>only one game of hockey today

Google Play Music is fucking trash

Who ready for the Caps to turn everything around and btfo of the Pongs four games in a row.

>>75648121
Lol the delusion never ends

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>>75648121
>he posted this un-ironically

>>75648048
Better than nothing feelsfag

A year ago a buddy of mine met JG Pageau in a Hull strip club by the name of "Pig Al's" Pageau was there with his girlfriend for some reason.