/147/ Snooker

GWAN RONNIE

>the city of Higgins
JUST

Settle in
and
relax

>Riggins

JOKE:

I hate how people say Ronnie chooses when to win as if he's some deity.

Stop this, however we can all agree on this, Higgins chooses when to lose.

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M A G N E T S
A
G
N
E
T
S

State of that salad

>>75643014
hahaha brilliant I'm going to post this on Sickipedia mate, do you want credit?

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>goes from looking like it won't finish till midnight to looking like they'll need to find three episodes of Coast to play

Fuck Snooker

>hazel wearing trousers today
SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING

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>>75643014
>190kg

>>75643041
kek, although that was a good episode about fair island or something

>>75643053
explain this meme

>>75643053
Filter and ignore, lad.

Did Higgins get pissed last night?

what thread we using lad i just want one

>>75643068
It's a pic of that tripshit

>Selby LITERALLY ripping Higgins a new Haggis

It's too late to bet on Selby isn't it? Can you bet mid session?

>>75643041
It never looked like finishing late, anyone who thinks that cant get off tge Selby hate bandwagon

>>75643078
I started this thread first, and the other guy split them .

>>75643078
this one was posted first la'

>>75643053
Is that the fella that posts 100 videos a day of him singing on youtube?

>>75643053
>>75643079
why is he walking towards the camera though?

M A G N E T S

>>75643079
That's not 190kg misterfag. It's Kev

>>75643047

>implying she ain't just an alternate reality version of hillary clinton

>>75643079
No it's not it was some ugly guy from misc that he posted claiming it was himself so people would talk about him more
pls stop

>winning 1 frame in 12

JUST

Do you reckon Selby is an alright lad irl, or the sort of weirdo that has sherry chasers and sleeps in a Sonic the Hedgehog duvet cover?

>>75643014

doesn't work. punchline drags on too long

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FOR FUCK SAKE SELBY FUCK OFF YOU PRICK STOP MAKING IT UNCOMFY YOU KEK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BAN SELBY BAN SELBY BAN SELBY

LEAVE GTFO YOU KEK

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When you try your best but you don't succeed

>>75643147
he probably has football-patterned curtains

>>75643166
You've got a double chin and your hair receeeeeeeeeeeeedes

Fuck Selby lads. This is why /147/ hates him.

>selbywinslol

>>75643163
>not comfy

How?

lol, I could make a better shot there

>>75643173
The pic was a pic of his chaging room if you can call it that (chill room or whatever)

brings in the curtains from home becasue autismo

>>75643147

i actually met him in the club once

>>75643186
becasue we want more frames and hes winning to much

its that obvious

>>75643140
Don't think I've ever seen a player get his ass ripped out as badly as this.

what happened there?

wew

>>75643190
looked like a shot i played last week

>>75643200
Gay club?

>>75643147
He does have some autism for sure. Not Sonic levels though. Something like >>75643173 and maybe he fakes some kamehameha's during his favorite dbz movie while his mom (wife) tells him to calm down and bring him his pills.

>>75643203
>a nervous 18-17 is comfy

fuck off lad, and dont blame selby for riggins being shite

How much money did Riggins make losing 5 frames in a row?

Everyone stop being mean to 190cm. He tried his best.

>>75643230
Selby's fluked so many shots though today. Misses a pot, but oh look, he's managed a jammy snooker

>>75643223

no. the bloke in the right of selby's balcony owns the snooker+pool club where i play

Riggins has to be throwing this intentionally right? Someone find his PaddyPower account.

I'm nervous for higgins, I can feel the tension and I'm sitting at home

>>75643242
nah, his a fucking white cuckold. fuck him

>>75643251
Did you talk to him?

>>75643255

>paddypower

>>75643250
It's all calculated mate, easy to do really especially for pros nevermind world #1

>>75643262
nice spelling you total buffoon.

BUFFOON

>>75643271
cuck

>>75643265

yes. it was back in 2013 though innit

>>75643266
You just know Riggins is the type of cunt to use a shoddy betting site like PaddyPower. Don't mess, son.

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GWAN MARK

>>75643269
STFU slag

>dude selby has been lucky that's why he won 10 frames in a row
Don't get me wrong he has had some good luck, especially after fucking up easy shots but his long - pot shots have been amazing, his success rate is like 90%.

>>75643286
Easy there cuck norris

NIGGINS still conspires to lose the fucking frame

The Higgler is back in action.

>selby being a gentlemen and throwing the frame for our entertainment

He truly is World Championship Snooker

YES HIGGINS BASED HIGZ

UP THE FUCKING HIGGINS

>>75643326
don't.

>he looks worried about that red being on

what could you expect from a match fixer

>>75643230
mate, back to work tomorrow, we need as much comfy snooker as possible.

unless you ave a bet on or REALLY want someone to win, then you must agree with me

WE /MIDNIGHT/ NOW

>>75643364
Where do you work?

>>75643364
I want selby to win because I am lester born and bred so a 18-17 win is too much for my arsehole to take

>>75643379

>higgins's daughter yawning

>>75643383
In a dildo factory

you're no botanist

>all the casuals fucking off to watch a meaningless end of season premier league game

SAD!

>>75643398
thats fair enough mate

If Selby wins this frame I'm oot

>>75643383
pension consulting company doing admin

GWAN SELBY WHAT A BLOOTER

>>75643428
I'm not your mate

>>75643413
lots of plastics support liverpool la'
most supported team in uk

>>75643436

P R O X Y F A G D E T E C T E D

>>75643433
I'm studying pensions. Fuck me it's boring

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>>75643436
fair enough anon then

>>75643413

Comfy lads and the alright trip Mauled are in the other thread with no cuckposting

>>75643450
ignore h that wasnt me I love you irish anon

>>75643449
get out lad, maybe move to investment side of the industry

We have to settle it now: Icky Vicky, Mrs. Piggins, Hazel or Michaela?

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>>75643457
thanks anon i was really upset then

back to the snooker so

>>75643477
haha only joking. fuck off mick basatrd

>>75643487
YOU
ARENT
ME
SO
FUCK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF

>>75643460
Im still studying, financial advisor. Looking into getting to admin first and move up.

>it's the culture of the modern way day la'

shut up virgo you stupid twat, you're legit one of the worst commentators ever

Drinking a cool refreshing glass of Dandelion & Burdock with a dash of lime juice

>>75643469
>implying there's any competition
Don't be a baiting fuck, anon.

>>75643499

>tfw he's never won a single ranking event in his life

>>75643469
I want them all

Virgo is based. Fuck the haters

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wasn't sure who to put for neutral evil 2bh

>>75643513
STOP drinking.

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>>75643533

>stating the obvious and saying where's the cue ball going
>based

CHOKEBY
H
O
K
E
B
Y

>>75643513

>dandelion and burdock

shit i ain't had that in fucking ages m9

>>75643523
it's so fucking obvious as well.

He literally needs to be get rid of
>MUH WHERE'S LE WHITE GOINNNN'

onto the cushion you senile old twat.

Literally nobody respects him in the snooker world.

It's a shame Terry Griffiths is so fucking boring. Him, Dominic Dale and Hendry are the best commentators.

Virgo uses his memes far too often but I do like him as a commentator.

You will miss him when he's gone and we're stuck with fucking Ken and Ebdon.

Do you think snooker referees are any good at snooker?

>>75643576
Shit is nice.

@75643596
Please leave

BETTER THREAD

>>75642968
>>75642968
>>75642968

>>75643636
Fuck off with your threads wars, twat

Lads this thread

>>75642968

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>state of /147/ right now

>Selby starts playing Snooker.

REEEEEEE

>>75643741
HEHEHEHE

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>>75643092
You're thinking of Tim

>>75643824
why does his face look so greasy?

The cue ball was indeed going into the pocket!

AND THATS A BAD MISS

>>75643147
I can't help myself...

I stopped playing in the early 00s but I was a junior at the same time as Selby. I fucking loved junior tournaments! There were monthly comps at Willie Thorne's SC in Leicester and it drew most of the best kids from all over the UK - many of whom turned up to the full pro-am too. The top juniors of my era were Shaun Murphy and Lee Spick, but there were tons of really great players.

Selby did not look like a top player at all. Willie Thorne's was his local and I remember seeing him around the comp but never as a threat. Seemed like a nice lad though. His dad followed him around, both of them very unassuming characters. Anyway, Selby just went from being a nobody to being dangerous almost overnight. That's my recollection. I also remember beating him but also losing to him and being fucking livid because it was in the time before I realised he could actually play.

Sorry for the blog post! I just think Selby was one of the late bloomers.

As a 21 year old, is it too late for me to become a pro snooker player? I have only ever played pool a handful of times with my family in pubs.

>>75644185
you will have a 10-15 year career if you are good, most players have 10 or so years of playing you already, but if you practice properly hard you could still turn pro

>>75644214
Are there any pros that started this late?

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>didn't take work off tomorrow so I could drink lots to make snooker even more comfy

Why

>>75644235
not recently as far as I know, Ray Reardon didn't turn pro until 35 but that was a long time ago and the standards were not what they are now

>>75644248
Go in Hungover.

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>16-12 to Selby
>Higgins won one frame in the last 13 or something silly
>Selby is on a roll
>2 frames needed to retain his crown

I know it's not over yet, but fuck it, he's won! Where were you when Selby became one of the grand elite snooker legends?

>>75644311
>Where were you when Selby became one of the grand elite snooker legends?
Mourning the death of snooker

>>75644328
Casual

When is the next lot of snooker after this?

>>75644344
Faggot

>>75644368
Shh no more tears

>>75644399
Faggot

>>75644441
Shh no more tears

>>75644482
Faggot

>>75644544
Shh no more tears

>>75644557
Faggot

>>75644576
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>>75644587
Faggot

>>75644595
Shh no more tears

>>75644608
Faggot

>>75644595
Faggot

>>75644616
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>>75644616
Faggot

>>75644629
Faggot

autism

>>75644665
Shh no more tears

>>75644399
Faggot

>>75644686
Faggot

>>75644708
>>75644726
Shh no more tears

>>75644732
Faggot

>>75644773
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>>75644796
Faggot

>>75644826
Shh no more tears

>>75644843
Faggot

>>75644140
More stories please

>>75644864
Shh no more tears

>>75644883
Faggot

>doubting based Molester

>>75644345
Some shitty little tournament probably. The next Triple Crown is the UK Champs later in the year they all come around towards the end of the season.

>>75644961
Faggot

>>75644915
>>75644988
Shh no more tears

>>75645005
Faggot

>>75645047
Shh no more tears

>the state of this thread

>>75645067
Faggot

>>75645071
Faggot

>>75645087
Shh no more tears

>>75645110
Faggor

>>75645047
Faggot

>>75644961
Faggot

>>75644867
Maybe in the other thread...

>>75645127
Shh no more tears

>you will never take selby's load

>>75645151
Faggot

>>75645167
Shh no more tears

>>75645183
Faggot

This thread is much better than other one

>>75645230
Shh no more tears

>>75645239
Faggot

>>75645243
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>>75645251
Faggot

>>75645291
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>>75645316
Faggot

>>75645325
Shh no more tears

>>75645345

Faggot

>>75645345
Faggot

>>75645385
>>75645364
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>>75645406
Faggot

>>75645447
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>>75645464
Faggot

>>75645492
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>>75645522
Faggot

>>75645538
Shh no more tears

>>75645551
Faggot

>>75645568
Shh no more tears

>>75645584
Faggot

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>>75645538
>>75645522
>>75645492
>>75645464
>>75645447
Hey Faggots,

My name is Judd, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the world's best snooker player. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.

Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>75645586
Shh no more tears

>>75645590
Faggot

>>75645622
Shh no more tears

>>75645639
Faggot

>>75645649
Shh no more tears

>>75645657
Faggot

>>75645734
Shh no more tears

>>75645793
Faggot

>>75645856
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>>75645933
Faggot

>>75645965
Shh no more tears

>>75645981
Faggot

>>75645996
Shh no more tears

>>75646019
Faggot

>>75646078
Shh no more tears

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Ladies and gentlemen, your 2017 Snooker World Championship MVP!

>>75646106
Faggot

>BBC shilling this hard for Riggins
disgusting desu

ENOUGH OF YOU FAGGOTS NONSENSE

>>75646151
Shh no more tears

stream?

>>75646169
Faggot

>>75646172
vpn then bbc iplayer

>>75646175
Shh no more tears

>>75646175
shh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjBdphZHOLY

>>75646172
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo

>>75646190
Faggot

>>75646172
http://www.tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=bbc+2
http://www.filmon.com/tv/bbc-two

>>75646184
no he didnt

>>75646213
Shh no more tears

>>75646217
I don't think so either.

>>75646226
Faggot

>>75646184
>it's real

Wish it was his shot. We'd have seen him bitch out the ref like last time

>>75646248
Shh no more tears

god, leave these fucking autists to it. back to the old one

>>75646184
Maybe Ronnie's giving a delayed commentary on the Klitschko fight.

>>75646256
Faggot

>you can feel the tension

Actually, I can't. This is an unusually draining final.

>>75646311
Shh no more tears

>>75646319
Commentators trying to make it more dramatic than it is

Nothing new there in the world of zzznooker

>>75646348
Faggot

>>75646375
Shh no more tears

>>75643014
I made that same post yesterday, get your own fucking opinions

>>75646389
Faggot

>>75646290
That was worthy of a (you) lad

>>75646442
Shh no more tears

>>75646450
Faggot

>>75646450
Faggot

>>75646473
Shh no more tears

>you will never stir up last night's haggis

>>75646488
Faggot

>>75646564
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>>75646616
Faggot

>>75646659
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>>75646679
Faggot

>>75646718
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>>75646738
Faggot

>>75646755
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>>75646779
Faggot

>>75646799
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>>75646861
Faggot

>>75646870
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>>75646915
Faggot

>>75647040
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>>75647078
Faggot

>>75647159
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>>75647235
Faggot

>>75647304
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>>75647326
Faggot

>>75647358
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>>75647375
Faggot

>>75647511
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>>75647523
Faggot

>>75647535
>Shh no more tears

>>75647535
Shh no more tears

Filthy taigs BTFO