Players we're supposed to pretend are good.
I'll kick us off with an obvious one.
>>75641673
Say, wouldn't Mr. Bilal Yusuf Mohammed want to end his carrer in pic related, just like San Iker and the father of all the sons of the English national team players will? Or the cut inside meme? We really need some experience at the attack
>>75641678
>tfw to smart to be rated
>>75641678
>Where do you work out?
>at the library
>>75641673
What's different? He looks okay here. Looks better than me, in fact. Usually he looks deformed.
>>75641678
What's going on with that facial hair? Scruffy, patchy, mess. Plus it looks like he's shaved the moustache more recently than the rest. Why not just SHAVE, Vincent? You'd look much better. You're a millionaire for crying out loud. You don't need to look so scruffy. It'd really stress me out if I had facial hair like that.
>>75641810
it's not a front view, the perspective helps him
>Looks better than me
damn, i'm sorry for you
>>75641986
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I kinda respect him because he's all brain, but probably the least talent 'good player' I've ever seen.
Why no Poogba?
Ribery has just 12 starts in the league and yet is in top 10 of all Europe for assists
>>75641709
>Puts 3 (three) past Bayern
>Cl all time top goalscorer and assister
>Puts manlets like Griezcuck in their place
>>75642569
>Bundesmemer
Alexis Sanchez
>>75642854
it's called "memedesliga", fatty
>>75642896
Doesn't roll off the tongue
>>75641673
>he didn't see Ribery in his prime
I feel genuinely sorry for you.
>>75641709
>universally liked by his team
>embodiment of teamwork
>cheered his team to win euro
>>75641709
Im not even gonna greentext all the accolades Ronaldo has in his palmares, ill give you a (You) though
>>75643695
Ribery at his prime > LCIM
prove me wrong
le shift everything to the right man