/147/ Snooker

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1th for Michaela

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kek i was just making the same OP

>>75640625
Where can I get me some of them snazzy drapes laddo?

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>>75640638
FUCK, forgot to save

>>75640643
>drapes

Fuck of Yank

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>>75640625

What sort of original post is this?

>>75640443
Wash dishes
Vacuum floor
Dry dishes
Eat dessert

>>75640649
>of
Shut up and assimilate abdul

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This is Jo guest today

Why not just play the blue with back?

Always a fucking safety.

>>75640656
The ones we get in the later stages

>>75640664
He'll happily play 10 hours of safety play

>>75640443

hang mt washing up

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>/147/ - Wank Mags and Curtains

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>>75640663

Fuck me, I thought Vicky was ageing badly

Is Selby a vegan?

>>75640625
KEK

OP using NEETS bedroom pic.

>>75640680
Leopards are carnivorous.

>>75640680
if he is then at least he doesn't go on about it like Robbo and Ebdon

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>>75640663

F L U K I N S

Jammy Scottish git

FLUKEWATCH

Selby 11-1 Higgins

>>75640672

And overpriced brands of teabag.

thread I normally go into on /r9k/ is plagued by politics talk right now

Ziggins with the fluke. Smellby on suicide watch

>three longish frames because of how the balls have ended up

does he actually believe this? as an ex pro snooker play?

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>tfw no 3rd place playoff match between Ding and Blork

there's too much luck in snooker. kind of puts me off it t.b.h

>>75640700
You have to go back

>>75640689
He has that really pale, ill anaemic look about him that vegans do, like death warmed up.

>>75640707

>real man makes his own luck

t. Riggins

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>>75640700
>thread I normally go into on /r9k/
>normally go into
>on /r9k/

Slowby at it again

>>75640672
What else are you supposed to wipe your knob on after a wank over page 3 girls? The two things go hand in hand

Remember lads, this won't end till Midnight

Midnight

>>75640656
>>75640669
They've been shit all week

It's either a tacky photo, a meme post and always with barely any information at all. At least they're putting /147/

>>75640706
They are the champions of the people's heart.

>>75640724
I'd check out her pockets, if you know what I mean!?

>>75640724
>two blue balls
wew, top symbolism

>>75640741
On Wednesday

>>75640741
Stop insisting that.

>Reminder that Selby can make these pots and build big breaks. He just chooses not to

>>75640625
FUCKING OP PIC HAHAHA

Do you reckon Selby has sex this slow?

Nice pot

>mid-session interval at about half 5

>>75640750

Stop oppressing me

This ordeal doesn't end till TUESDAY

>>75640741

If that did happen, I wonder if they would mention 1985 on the BBC...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r44OejO6Fw

what tune you listening to whilst watching snooker?

>>75640759
They say his orgasms last over 20 minutes

>>75640767
without doubt, they'll start mentioning it if it goes 17 all at any time after 10:30

>>75640768
sorry France, I don't see colours too good

Someone post the Stephen Hendry serial killer stare gif pls

Flukins at it again there with his swerve

>JV repeats himself trying to make the crowd applaud

>>75640773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHF9itPLUo4

FLIGGINS WILL MISS

>>75640773

Endlessly alternating Snooker Loopy and Drag Racer

>>75640780
That's Luxembourg, dummy.

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>>75640781

>>75640773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyAZQ45uww

>>75640805
I love it when she used to dress this way

>>75640805

WOOOOOOOMPH

Christ look at them

>>75640794

Tempted to email to The Crucible and ask if they can offer the Eurosport audio next year.

>>75640781
One of the GOAT gifs 2bh

>>75640810
>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.

>Riggins misses easy pot that would have ended the frame most likely
>Crowd applauds
Are they masochists?

>>75640792
Don't get why Riggins didn't play the cut, it obviously cut to the yellow pocket.

>>75640823
it was incredibly thin so he wasn't sure of position

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>>75640773

>listening to tunes whilst watching snooker

>>75640810

I love it when Hendry gets that evil look in his eyes when he reminisces about destroying opponents and making them suffer

>>75640829
This. I don't even watch it with commentary

>>75640818
Think they have a contract with BBC, its a case of them not being able to legally provide it not that they avoid it.

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>>75640831
>destroying opponents and making them suffer

If you were at crucible would you listen to commentary?

Not sure if its pleb but im sure ive seen a cunt in the crowd listening through a pair of beats and that undoubdetly is.

>>75640821
I like snooker and all, but you really need to be somewhat autistic to watch Slowby and Riggins in the final that could literally go on until 12:00am live.

>>75640810

Cheers m8, always makes me laugh

>>75640829
listening to music with snooker surely lowers the comfy levels?

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>>75640823

>>75640834
I can't watch any porn involving pool or snooker tables

>>75640845
I'd go for the earpiece

>>75640831
Mongol General: Wrong! Hendry! What is best in life?

Hendry: Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

FFS Jiggins

>>75640845

I think I would. As annoying as they are, its very difficult for a non-player to read the game properly without commentators imo

>>75640845
I'd listen to the commentary, part of the atmosphere innit?

>Riggins

LUCKBY STRIKES AGAIN

END THE FRAME FOR FUCKS SAKE

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>Higgins

>>75640845

>Everyone around you starts giggling
>No idea why

I think it's part of it

>>75640845
i would, just so i can tell virgo to stop talking bollocks and be worldwide famous.

ding would've slaughtered bot these faggots

Literally sat here playing the Snooker theme on my guitar as I watch this

Fucking crap final as expected

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>>75640881
ding a qt

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>time for a mid-session tug

would he say ding dong if ding was playing?

>>75640881
He had his chance
chokeychinky couldn't best the jest

>>75640883
What guitar ya got m8?

>>75640881
>ding loses to selby 2 days earlier
>"um yeah bro ding would beat selby"

Dingfags are this autistic

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Haha time for mid-session dinner

>>75640887
thanks to your efforts over the past two weeks, I am now deeply enamoured with qt Koreans. Well done.

The seeds of doubt are now firmly rooted in Higgins mind. Selby's got this in the bag.

>>75640865

Yeah, adds to the whole experience really.

>>75640877

Kek

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Why is he so racist?

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>>75640902
enjoy

mid-session tunage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryvHj2z-0BM

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>>75640892

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>>75640902
water you having?

>>75640914
she looks a bit like Xev Bellringer in some photos

>>75640897

Fender Thinline Tele

The snooker theme is a fucking great tune, tey should never have changed it to the modern version

>>75640919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uvVApCqG4M

After snooker what is the ranking for comfy sports?

So for me its

1. Snooker
2. Tennis
3. Croquet
4. Cross Country Skiing
5. Darts

>>75640937
Based Teles. Mines one of the Telebration editions

>>75640949
Baseball is pretty comfy, but don't tell the yanks.

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Impossible to get comfy knowing these lads will be playing till gone midnight and I have to be up for a days wagecucking tomorrow desu

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>>75640949

>golf not 2nd
>golf not anywhere

>>75640957
Actually yeah I agree with you there, it can get pretty comfy.

>>75640949
Curling is easily number one.

>>75640962
Snooker is more of a sport than golf.

>>75640958
>will be playing till gone midnight
Riggins won't win more than one or two more frames

>>75640919

https://youtu.be/rXtZo1cNY7c

>>75640958
just what i was thinking

at least i got resignation to hand in as well as spanish lesson tomorrow so those are something to look forward to

>>75640962
Just personal preference, never been a fan of golf but I do recognise it has comfy levels.

>>75640949

Football objectively no.1. you can't beat 3 o clock games watching jeff stelling and the lads im afraid

>>75640966
That reminds me, I was staying in Lahti for a time during the summer and saw a pretty comfy game of Pesapallo.

Ridiculous game.

Based Ken

>>75640939
Cracking song.

>>75640919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1FpLWfrTUo

>>75640985
Football isn't a comfy sport because it's primarily followed by grunting pissed up window-lickers

>>75640994
I hate pesäpallo but it's basically baseball where things actually happen.

I remember a young Romanian referee a couple of years ago. Is he still doing it?

his surname is James not Table, somebody was phibbing

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>>75640985

>you can't beat 3 o clock games watching jeff stelling and the lads im afraid

Or you could actually go to games you dirty plastic

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>>75640949
>>75640977
>no death march in sight

/sp/ disappoints me.

What is the piece of music playing right now on this Crucible feature?

>>75640985
Nah, football isn't comfy, can be too tense at times.

The timing and the players can't contribute to the comfiness the sport itself has to be comfy.

>>75640998
I've become 100% an armchair fan in the past few years.
Not been to a game in 10 years. I realised sitting in the pissing rain surrounded by fucking wanks wasn't all that enjoyable or comfy.

>>75640949

1. Snooker (undisputed)
2. Cricket (Tests)
3. Indoor Bowls
4. Curling
5. Golf

Love a good Marathon/Triathlon as well. Anything where you're in for the long haul and there is a steady pace to the game with the occasional moment of drama. Perfect.

>>75640818

better to just fire everyone except for hendry and doherty

>>75641002
*Tableman

>>75640977
Shuffleboard?

I'll have to check that out.

>>75641021
I like going to watch my non-league local team with my granddad. Can't say I have much interest in the top flight faggotry any more.

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>>75640919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9xNhcvZ6UI

>>75641026
>doherty
He's just a young Dennis

>>75641026
>Firing Virgo
>No more Barry 'Awkins, John 'Iggins or Where's the cue ball goin'

>>75640985

Nothing comfy about the footy m8. You need to be there in person, riding the line between nervous wreck and spewing hateful vitriol at away fans and officials

>>75641003
That pic actually makes me want to cry

>>75641025
Good list, I've never tried cricket unless its a big game.

>>75641044

this is exactly why i hate him

>>75641042
Doherty doesn't have a soft and smooth Norn Iron accent. He has the harsh Irish one.

>>75641006
That looks like way too much adrenaline.

Willie in the comm box now lads, and Stephen will go on about how he doesn't like safety

>>75641049

Not a big cricket fan but a 5 day test match is comfy as fuck

>>75640976

Get into it lad. Especially the Masters and the Open (when its at St Andrews).

Thank me later.

>>75641039

>you will never marry Lily Collins and have Genesis play your reeception

You'll probably have it in some shit hotel with chavs in the bar.

>implying anyone here is getting married

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Haha time for more torture

>>75640916
ty

>>75640924
I had a grilled pork chop (marinated in a coconut milk mixture), grilled chilis and mixed vegetables with feta cheese.

>>75641056
He's loveable as fuck though

higgins should be banned little cunt

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>>75641046

He'll be alright, it's only relegation from the Premier League to the Championship. It's clubs like Leyton Orient and Coventry that I feel bad for.

>>75641077
We've heard it a million times.

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Here he is!

The 1985 Bournemouth Classic winner and former world number 8

>>75641077
he dindae nuffin

>>75641077
Selby stay off /147/ until the match is over pls

>>75641077
move on dude

>>75640834
>>75640842

sauce? This looks like hot stuff.

>>75641105

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln85qbCRI6w

>>75640914
top feet!

>>75640930
FUGG! I see it now :DDDD

Guess I'm gonna pass on the page 3 girls during the break and get some other "inspiration".

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>>75640859

>not making shitloads of snooker table porn in 3dsexvilla

Eating some refreshing raspberry sorbet

Going for a poo lads

Gutted to be missing this incredible action packed match

>asking Davis for his opinion on Barry running World Snooker

It's not like he's been his manager and mate for about 50 fucking years. Sure to be unbiased.

>>75641147

You might literally miss the rest of this session

>>75641151
Uncle B hasn't been that bad though.

>>75641147

Ronnie is that you?

>>75641159
He's definitely "cheapened" it a bit, but honestly, given the fact that Snooker's popularity fell off a fucking cliff that was probably unavoidable.

could be 12 or 13 frames tonight then. who was saying this wont go to midnight?

>>75641147

>not watching it on a smartphone while taking a shit

worst match of the tournament

Ding you mental midget, you should have won against Selby.

Has Selby ever won a great final?

>>75641159

Isn't it something like only 40 people on the "pro" tour make more than minimum wage?

>>75641185
>not McLeod/Trump

>>75641164
>@ronnieo147 I want this final to last 7 days. It's gripping.. I think we should go back to how the finals used to be in joe Davis era best of 155

Ronnie wants to be tortured.

>>75641204
we had some memes there and a nicely running 147

this is just torture

JAMMY

>>75641192
Ding's a bottler. He's getting better, but he honestly should've fucking sorted it by now. It's been ages.

>>75641194
Riga Masters in 2014.

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>>75641204

>>75641192
no, he shouldn't because

>Ding you mental midget

mental strength prevails!

>>75641207
>it's real
lel

>>75641209
>>75641220
Alright, you got me there.

>The highest break of the tournament was 60, made by Albert Cope in his match against Joe Davis. In recognition of this break Cope later received a commemorative certificate from the Billiards Association and Control Council (BACC). The break remained the best in the Championship until Davis made a 61 in the 1929 final.

>>75641177
Cheapened it yes, he makes it seem like a gimmick at times and not a sincerely accepted sport.

However if it wasn't for the work he has done for snooker we might not have a snooker tour in multiple countries like we do now.

>>75641147
nice maximum break

>>75641177

Wait till he passes it down to eddie and we get slags walking around the table with frame number signs and the gallery doing singalong to Chase the Sun.

>>75641220
>Willy talking about what a "lovely" man Rory is
>Refuses to shake women refs' hands on """religious""" grounds
>sponsored by ISIS

spot of cleaning
spot of baking
top gear rerun
and selby comeback what a comfy bank holiday

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>>75641240
Reminder to ignore political shitposting and keep this thread relaxed and friendly

>>75641242

Fucking Cockney wideboys

Snooker would be better off without Barry Hearn and the likes of Higgins would have received REAL punishment for their crimes

Finally Selby is going to level this.

>>75641245
His sponsor is 1SIS, insurance company he has had for 14 years. Also he won me a decent amount of money on that game so I can't be angry with him.

>>75641242
There's a great clip of a tournament in China where ring girls come out while Selby is down on a shot and he gets up and waves them out of the arena

>>75641242
>slags walking around the table with frame number signs and the gallery doing singalong to Chase the Sun

If everyone in the crowd gets a free pint I'm down.

>>75640949

Worlds Strongest Man is a great post-Xmas comfy spectacle.

Nothing I like more than watching roid pumped Scandinavians throwing beer kegs around whilst I eat 5 day old Turkey sandwiches

>>75641258
>His sponsor is 1SIS, insurance company he has had for 14 years

It was a joke, lad.

Anybody thinking of going to the crucible next year?

I'm thinking of doing a few days there for a laugh.

Higgins literally throwing this shit away.

>>75641248
how is that shitposting?

>>75641277
I hope the Ukranians made it worth his while.

>>75641270
Forgot about that one, can be pretty comfy but from what I remember it has too many ad breaks?

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>>75641227
>when you highest break is 24 and only because most of the balls happened to be over the pockets

>>75641276

You better get ready to buy your tickets asap then m8, the whole thing sells out within 24 hours of this match ending. And even then, you'll probably end up watching Fergal O'Brien vs Anthony Hamilton in the first round

Who /Boris/ here/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2tBUSnkifk

Rigginsfags on suicide watch

>>75641276
I want to but because I don't have the money for tickets right now they will be sold out by the time I can sort stuff out

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>11-11
Bravo, Higgins. Bravo.

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>>75641245

>sponsored by ISIS

Prepare for more Vicky shots now that Selby is in the ascendancy

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>>75641294
literally my favourite band
Wata a cute

B E L I E V E

>>75641289

I don't know how true that is, I mean there were a few empty seats for Higgins' semi-final even.

>>75641296
Last week they still had tickets available for this week. You can still get tickets pretty easily, as long as you don't expect to be sitting next to the players like the hardcore troupe do every year.

>>75641307
wow you must be some sort of clairvoyant

>>75641319

told ya

*vickying intensifies*

R E R A CK
E
R
A
C
K

>>75641227
In all fairness the balls were like rocks and they were playing on axminster.

>>75641289

See

>>75641318

>>75641317

No shows probably. Hazel even said on Beeb last night that it sells out in hours

>>75641325
Selby has 24, why would he agree to a rerack?

Selby 18-12

>>75641338
because twenty-four's plenty

>>75641334

Hazel isn't exactly going to say "It's fucking dead here" is she

>>75641338
24's plenty

>>75641338

because he's mark selby

>>75641340
if that happens, higgins will retire after they discover that he is actually the real riggins mcjiggins

>>75641348
>>75641342
Still loving that meme I see guys.

>>75641318
I wouldn't want to sit right next to the players, I think that would feel weird, I'd probably prefer to be next to the steps at least you have a clear view down if you lean out a bit

Did anyone bet on this final?

>>75641240

>he thinks that labour stand even the slightest chance of not losing any seats

kek

>>75641347

What is it with tripfags and their desperate craving for attention?

Whatever m8, yes, you will absolutely get a seat for the semis and final next year if you casually check the website a few days before. Such a low demand occasion and massive venue

>>75641371
Yeah, put £20 on Selby when he was down 6-2.

>>75641379
Cheeky stuff mate, what were the odds?

>>75641373
I'd fucking laff if the likes of Nandy, Philips, Abbott lost their seats

Why is Selby's hair so cool? Fucking sexy Selby.

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Is there enough good material from our threads this year for a 2017 collage?

>>75641371

Yeah, I had £20 on Higgins after the quarters

I've already lost 50 quid this week backing Klitschko to go the distance

>>75641388
On my Bet 365, my return is something like £115?

Just for the win, no frame speculation.

Absolute STATE of Higgins

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>>75641379

Why didnt i do this.

>>75641371
Johnny betted on Selby.

>>75641411
He got a call from the Ukrainians in the middle of the night.

higgins prob took a packet to throw it

>>75641390

Realtime internet disease.

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>>75641434

i miss ding

>>75641289
>Anthony Hamilton

So-called ex-pro here!

In the late 90s/early 00s Anthony Hamilton was renowned for being an absolute wrecking machine in practice. But he never quite brought it to the TV table. I remember following him round a couple of pro-ams he came to at my club just to watch somebody effortlessly making centuries. You could literally think to yourself, "I want to watch somebody make three tons on the spin - where's Hamilton!" The man was an artist.

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>>75641434
lel
>suddenly the other Austrian shows up

>>75641453
;_;

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Reminder that this could be Are Jan's last WSC Final

>>75641376
>massive venue

You've never been to the crucible have you?

>>75641453
same anon
>>75641465
>suddenly the other Austrian shows up
you still a qt

>>75641465
Aber ich bin kein Österreicher.

I'm starting to feel bad for higgins

>>75641467
and last day of his life, he will slit his wrists tonight when he realizes he will need to remember this shit as he last day of work

none of you guys would be able to perform under that intense crucible pressure. i tip my hat to these fine competitors

SELBYWINSLOL

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>>75641480
You the same lad from the last years who sometimes showed up for the later stages?

>>75641477
y-you too

>>75641493
*tips*

Nothing can stop Selby now

>>75641493
none of us said we were pros part from that one guy who probably never even qualified for the crucible

>>75641485
His head has gone today.

>>75641468

>being this fucking autistic

Its called sarcasm you fucking melt

>>75641493
You ever played a cheeky game of snooker? Just knowing how shit you look playing surrounded by other people makes me nervous.

Can't imagine the pressure playing in the crucible.

>>75641501
Probably no, unless my memory is even worse than I assume.

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>>75640625
>you actually used my picture for the OP

fuck you OP

Odds on Selby must have been good last night

>>75641515
>ha ha I was just joking lads, everyone else is a retard! ha ha ha

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>>75641529
>

>>75641529
somebody use this for the next one for the love of god

>>75641529
Disgusting trashpile.

>>75641529

timestamp faggot this was posted on other thread

>>75641529
i dont even

>>75641529

Legit Aspie detected

Sort it out, lad

>>75641540
Nah, he was favourite after he took it back to 7-10

>>75641529
The amount of sheer manchild in this image is actually sort of... admirable.

>>75641529
>those wires

nigga what are you doing

>>75641529

pure unadulterated autism

>>75641529
oh my god dude, and you are 21?

What the fuck mate.

>>75641493

The average person would collapse in a Thursday night league match with a few blokes watching at the bar.

Competitive snooker at any level makes you nervous.

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>>75641529
A fucking SNES

>>75641540
What do you think Riggins was doing bringing it to 10-4?

>>75641529
fucking hell lad.

>football curtains
>football bags
>football baskets
>stickers all over the drawers
>wii and wii U
>board games

are you literally 15 years old?

>tfw the 18-12 prediction will actually become true

>>75641519
Haha alright. He wasn't Austrian as well, that's why I asked.

>>75641565
>>75641555
>>75641547
Be nice

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>tfw you're playing pool and everyone's watching you
>tfw more people come, asking if they can play after

How do they do it?

>>75641376
>>75641515

Kin ell mate, everything alright at home?

Not the final, but I think if you even show moderate interest you could get tickets for plenty of the event. I looked at the Barbican for the UK Champs and could have gone to basically any session if I had been fucked enough to drive for an hour.

>>75641540

Nah, the lowest I saw was 1/1 still.

I WANT TO GET OFF MY SELBY'S WILD RIDE

>200 points without reply
dear god

At least higgins will probably come out for blood tonight. He won't go down without a fight.

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>>75641550
me mums in the room so best I can do is a new pic

>>75641575
>are you literally 15 years old?

He's 21 believe it or not.

I find it funny, how the curtains guy posted the same picture a few threads ago and nobody gave a shit.

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>>75641586

>>75641580
playing pool in a pub isn't too bad though trying to get people out the way is annoying, playing snooker in the club with just 2 people on another table made me feel a bit uncomfortable

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>>75641529

Clean your room you absolute waste of skin

>>75641592
I don't know, is he also into beating his wife?

>the city of Selby

>>75641593
is this your little brothers room or something?

>>75641593
Hey mate, I'll save you the effort, you are Wally, no need to search for him.

>>75641593
What's in the big footy basket? Lego?
Please say lego.

Looked a bit angry going into the dressing room.

>>75641593

Are those Crazy Bones stickers?

Does your mum help dress you in a morning too?

>>75641593
post ur mum

>>75641592
Jesus was that the stat?

He's getting dominated out there.

>head scrambled

Someone meme this

Higgins would take 13-11 after 3 sessions tbf

>the shit Ronnie is chatting right now

My fucking sides.

Love it when they pick up their cue silencer from under the table at the end of a session.

Makes them look operator as fuck.

>>75641619
He probably wanted to end with a cheeky century.

Haha time for #banter

>>75641607
That's Thornton, m8.

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>>75641629

>>75641627
222 at end of session

AIN'T HAPNEN

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>I like to do my talking on the table

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P R E D A T O R
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>>75641618
Cuddly toys. Some bears but mainly Mario and the like at this point.

>>75641624
Yes. No.

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It's over

>>75641629
lol meme this guys haha memdes lol i love memes hahahaahahahah post this to facebook lol

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>>75641661
>tfw to intelligent too stay faithful