/147/

>>75638809
He didn't fix anything

how much bongs?

I think Selby needs to win the afternoon session 6-2 to stand a chance. If they share it, higgins will only need 4 frames this evening.

Hoping it goes the distance, hate an early finish.

Good afternoon lads.

>>75638854
Starts at 14:00 Sheffield time.

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good day lads

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/Leicester/

>>75638878
I want it to go late too, I've got the beers in for this

anyone /sheffield/ here

>>75639023
STOP drinking

>>75639029
I just took my morning /sheffield/, does that count?

>>75639031
why would I do that?

how was the evening session last night? I didn't get to watch because I was out but was keeping a rough track of the scores

>>75639031
Al salam alaikem my inbred brother

G'wan Higgo.

>>75639054
salam

How long before the tripcunts arrive?

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>>75639042

>>75639080
How long until the "ex-pro" arrives?

>>75636662
>3 cushion also makes snooker look like checkers if you want to get into that kind of pissing contest.

why can't muricunts stop being plebs?

>>75639088

Stephen Lee here

AMA

>>75639099
how does it feel Riggins is still going strong

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Alri friends. Let's hope this thread won't be as shit as the ones yesterday. I hope you're all comfy.

>>75638850
I'll fix your mum breakfast after a night of sweet tender loving

>>75639134
it's already turning into it

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>Mummy May will never cradle your head as you fall asleep

Hello /sp/, I'm an "interesting" former snooker player and pundit, and occasional DJ. John Parrott told me to check out this place. Great banter, guys. Although I only understand about half of it!

I'll be happy to answer any questions you might have.

>>75639146
oh my

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Decided not to stick around today, considering the 2 previous threads. Thanks for the comfy sessions /147/

>>75639161
Who's the favorite in this final? I want to support the underdog as always.

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>>75639198
>tfw Ahmed can't handle the bantz

>>75639198
maybe it will be better today

please don't go;;

>>75639198
don't let them get to you pal, it's not easy realising you're a political football

>>75639198
No! We need all the comfy lads. We must stand together.

>>75639161
Steve, are you available to play at funerals? What rate?

>>75639218
literally 50-50 according to the bookies

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>mfw Slowby is being slow

>>75639258
Greetings, my Dutch friend. Not sure if Amon Duul and Magma are the most appropriate tracks for a funeral, but I'm always available for the right price. Or did you mean playing a frame of snooker? Seems a bit inappropriate.

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The molester from lesta in the winter gardens a minute ago

>>75639296
>>75639275
bloody lelby

>>75639218
Selby started as a huge favorite, now that he's three frames behind he's slightly the underdog.

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>>75639235
>>75639238
>>75639249

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Afternoon lads.

Selby to win the first mini-session 3-1 and begin the zesting imho.

we need Michaela Tabb back desu

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>>75639391

>>75639391

Afternoon m8

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>>75639134
I am. Hope you're comfy as well.

>>75639198
I'll miss you, anon.

>>75639399
Well duh.

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>>75639470
hello there

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>>75639088
morning snookerists

Any online stream for a newfag?

I used Filmon during the weekend, but apparently they're limited to a two minute trial now.

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>>75639480
Hi, bruv!

>>75639513
What the fuck, you're right. What a bummer.

>>75639513
Very annoying! I'm now trying out http://www.sdwnet.org/channels/BBC-2.html which shows the filmon stream but on another site. I hope this will last longer than 2 minutes. Quality could be a lot worse.

Posting in comfy Snooker thread

>ignore Tripfags
>ignore /pol/ posts

C'MONN!!!!

>>75639198
stay strong pal, just filter out some of the plankton..

The sad thing for me is how it's always another year until we see matches this long.

Most tournaments being majority first to 6 leaves little room for proper exciting comebacks and the like. You get a little taste at the other Triple Crown event later rounds, but even they used to be longer.

>>75639527
>I hope this will last longer than 2 minutes
Aaand it doesn't

Anyone else got a stream?

How is Higgins still playing when Stephen Lee got banned for life?

Lee was such a fucking naturally talented player. I was watching this video last night, the guy was unreal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgq-fvQKt7Y

But he got what he deserved. Shame that Higgins didn't.

>>75639527
>>75639539
TVCatchup is also an option
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo

>>75639538
Plus little to no /147/ posting

Don't really care who wins, would love to see 18-17 more than anything else. Bonus points for a 1am finish

>>75639548
I just thought of that. This seems to work fine
So http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo it is!
>>75639513

>>75639547

Lee was such a fat slob he had to use the rest on 50% of his shots.

Also Higgins dindu nuffin.

>>75639547
Stephen lees cue power and timing is amazing, I don't know how he generated so much back spin

>>75639548

That too mate ;_; Shame because some of the tournaments televised on ITV4 here were actually decent once you got past the presentation.

>>75639547
Well he's only banned for 7 more years, he could come back I guess.

>>75639567

Yeah he's a fat cunt. But mate, his cueing was unreal. Maybe his weight was used to his advantage to get power into his shots

>>75639575

12 years. He'll be 50 before he can play again so his career is effectively over.

He's over in China running his own cue school now

wew Ken seems nervous

>>75639573
ITV could be worse from what I've seen

>tfw you will never smack Hazel's big bum

sup mates, left work early today. Time to get comfy

>>75639596
>she'll call you her champion as you pound her

Alright lads, we all set?

What level of comfy we at?

I'm at 4/10 right now. Need to ramp it up soon.

>>75638809
TIME FOR RIGGINS 11-10

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HAHA TORTURE TIME

>>75639512
That face looks like one of those masks you cut out of the back of a cereal box.

By the way, does anyone remember my post a couple of threads ago where I said that Selby had been tired out from his battle against Ding and that Higgins would be fresher and would play better? That came true, if you hadn't noticed. But Selby won't still be tired now, and he will beat Higgins comfortably today. You can take that advice to the bank; just look at my previous prediction.

What actually is Lelby's walk-on music?

>Virgo on this early

Bollocks, probably means he'll be on later too

GWAN RONNIE

GWAN DING

Did I hear someone say GWAN RONNEH? I'm pretty sure that's what I heard.

>>75639611
I'm at 5/10, will make some tea later on to get to 7 at least.

>>75639611

Just made myself a cuppa. Snacks needed. JV and Dennis brining maximum comfiness to proceeedings

Imagine if Lebron James concentrated on snooker from an early age

>>75639607
>while pounding away she whispers in your ear: absolutely inch perfect
NOOO

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Are they going to let Willie commentate on the final at any point?

>>75639636
>but it's in Virgo's voice
horrific

>>75639547
How much would we have to offer Mark Selby to get him banned so we can see fun snooker like this again?

Why do they only ever show shot time for Selby and not Higgins?

Clear fucking bias by the BBC implying he's taking forever

THERE IT IS, you can pack it up boys 11-10 time

>>75639619
It's called Up All Night, I think. It's by some mid-2000s indie band like Hard-Fi or Maximo Park or one of them.

>>75639650

Not enough mavericks in the game these days. Lee never hit the heights but he had some fucking talent.

Still a fat fucking cheat but I'd rather watch him than Lelby and autistic chinks

>>75639662
Because he does, everyone hates him, the crowd hates him, I hate him, you hate him, and he is fucking terrible for the sport of snooker

IT'S PIGGINS
MATCH RIGGINS
BREAK OF 1
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN
SELBYWINZAGEN(LOL)

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>>75639399
This!

>>75639647
maybe he will get a look in after the interval or the evening session

>>75639670
>world #1
>everyone hates him

Naturally. He's the best around, people much prefer underdogs to people who win it all.

>>75639667

Kasabian. They're from Leicester. The BBC will cut to a shot of their guitarist in the crowd at some point, they always do

>>75639636
Uproarious kek; best post in the thread so far <3

lelbys walk on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST6nEvIEY4s

>>75639677
Simply the breast

>>75639547
Should have been for being so fat regardless. An embarrassment.

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Afternoon boys, proud Ding supporter here

How you all doin?

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>>75639670

>>75639628
5/10 Not bad start

>>75639631
What snacks? Don't leave me without those deets.

>10s plenty

bored already tbqh

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>>75639547
Stephen Lee actually rigged a match, and refused to admit it.
Higgins talked about rigging a match, but didn't, and confessed to the whole thing.
Guess which scenario gets you banned longer.

>>75639710

m8 I'm running low. Might need to nip to Tesco Express during the mid-sesh. I'm in the mood for some Jammie Dodgers

>>75639716
That's why I always bet on selby
So I can stomach this torture

>>75639702
doing alright, waiting for lunch to get ready

hope we will see ding at a tournament soon

>>75639723
Just whipped up some Angel Delight here senpai

>people find safety battles boring
>people prefer fast breaks than an hour without a pot broken by an amazing shot

If this is how /147/ truly feels and it's not some stupid meme then you all have shite taste and you're watching the wrong sport.

DDK

Flukey Felcher once again

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>it's a Lelby looks up at his family viewing box for validation shot

DAILY REMINDER that John Higgins was NOT found guilty of Match-fixing

DAILY REMINDER that John Higgins has ZERO recorded matches involving suspicious betting patterns

DAILY REMINDER that John Higgins is an ALL-TIME GREAT of Snooker, one of the best players EVER and deserves respect in this thread

Ah the dreaded double double kiss

>>75639735
>it's every shot

>>75639727
Fuck Ding, my boy Marco is best chink

fucking selby man, lucker dog

doesnt even deserve to be in the finals

>>75639735
yesterday i asked bbc on twitter to show less of vicky

they removed my comment

>>75639735
>they always show his crew as well
>they rarely show Higgns qt wife

>>75639735
>believing this forced bbc meme

your better than this anon

>>75639719

Lee always maintained his innocence. Higgins was caught on tape shaking hands on a deal to throw numerous matches and making 100s of thousands from it.

Ban Lee yeah. But 12 years was very harsh. 5 years would have been fairer. He wasn't one of Barry Hearn's boys though. Higgins was the golden boy at the time so he got away basically scot free. He should have got at least a 2 year ban, minimum.

And still these sycophantic Snooker fans applaud the man. Disgusting

this frame has been awful so far

terrible safeties, many easy shots missed. Sad !

>>75639662
>implying he's taking forever

implying he's not

>>75639746
marco is cool too anon

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>>75639752
i'm really not

>>75639741
But he is SCOTTISH and therefore a JOBLESS SHITTER
And he looks like he is SEVENTY

>>75639767
his watches weigh him down

>>75639754
>5 year ban for failing to report an approach from a match-fixer

LMAO no

>>75639735
Shows much insecurity on his part tbqh.

>>75639770
Free prescriptions tho

>Higgins

>>75639751
>Higgns qt wife
yeah shes a perfect mommy
would love to wear panties for her

>>75639741
HE IS SCOTTISH

If we don't drive him to an early grave his drinking will.

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hope Big John wins whitewashes this session and leaves the crowd absolutely S E E T H I N G as he brings yet another world championship home to the best snooker country in the world.

>>75639775

Failing to report an approach? He sat there discussing the numerous ways he could throw matches and how no one would ever be able to tell. Then he shook hands and raised a toast with a bunch of shady fuckers in a Ukraine hotel room.

He bought the game into MASSIVE disrepute and had it not been a setup by a tabloid, he would have throw those matches and earned a fortune

Crawl out of his arse for a moment and realise the man is a crook that deserves punishment and not applause

>>75639732
Should be watching pool instead like all the stupid yanks

Or Snooker shoot-out

>>75639741
keep your lies to yourself

hog man is going to win this

>>75639796
Hendry is that you?

>not ronnie
>watching it

>>75639730

LAD
A
D

I'm eating mini creme eggs

>that pink
Magnets confirmed

How the fuck did that go in kek

>>75639807

YES?
E
S
?

>>75639732
i know right, potting the balls is for fucking losers

>>75639809
what's the matter, can't handle a REAL creme egg??

Constantly showing Lelby's people is really beginning to wind me up

They after some Reality TV gig or some shit?

>Virgo's joke interrupts the match

>>75639746
Represent

Hong Kong Fu-ey is my main. Most dapper man in the game.

>>75639818
I can't find their full size counterparts anymore

>>75639809
im eating your mum

>>75639815
not what I said, but congrats on not being able to read

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>21

>>75639809
I bet you are excited for when puberty arrives you fucking child.

Virgo making the crowd laugh, distracting Selby there. Willy looking up jokes as we speak

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Since this thread started, Willie Thorne has accumulated gambling debts of over £100,000

Dubs and he gets to save his Lilliput Lane collection from the bailiffs

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>>75639796
Slowby will win it for the United Kingdom, and show that we are stronger together.

>>75639797
he only went along with out of fear for his safety. quite understandable when you realise where the meeting took place.

despicable match-fixers like Lee with a history of suspicious betting patterns would have been banned. but a man with a history of integrity and sportsmanship in the sport, like Higgins is rightfully given the benefit of the doubt.

>>75639827
haha good reply mate, loved it and would read it again if i had the chance

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>de selby

(Afternoon lads what did i miss?)

>>75639687
>>75639696

Anyone else think Underdog, the walk-on he used during his first Crucible, was way better fitting?

>>75639845

Disgusting

What's Football Shirt Guy wearing? The sponsor is Talbot Motors; they haven't existed for about 20 years as far as I know.

>>75639845
Agreed. He was a good boy. He was in Ukraine for a holiday. It's a popular spot for British tourists

>>75639749
good! We want more Vicky!

Why didn't Selby go for the black here so that he could break off the rest off the 3 reds and finish the frame there ?

Seemed like the easiest (and fastest) option.

What's the latest on Are Seema? Has she been seen yet today?

>>75639851

Didn't he use 'Fast Fuse' for while as well?

Fucking lol

>>75639854

It's always Coventry shirts isn't it.

>>75639849
Some torture, some shit safeties and some nice breaks. Low and slow just how we like em

>>75639851
I just don't like his walk on anyway, it's arse

>>75639861
she has been on twitter for some videos

RIGGINS IS THROWING IT

lel that Higgins reaction. He mad.

Higgins has thrown this, there is no way he will be able to pick himself up

11-10 selby easily

>>75639864
He sometimes wears Englel shirts

Reminder that /ourguy/ Brian once offending Rppmey with the help of a Shrek doll

LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXPVradipts

hahahahahah

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>>75639854

One of these?

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>>75639881
top top lel

my mate met football shirt guy in a pub in sheffield once

said he was a bit weird

should we start some form of crowdfunding to fix Virgo's tourettes?

>>75639839
Maybe we can pay it off with his wife?

reminder paul hunter is dead

>>75639897
delet

>>75639849
>de Selby
My literate nigga

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Selby

>>75639897
too soon

What happened when Higgins did the foul ball? Could the other guy request the ball be put back into the original position or something?

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>>75639881

>>75639897

RIP "The Beckham of the Baize"

>>75639891
He is a bit weird, he proposed to his wife there as well, right in the centre of the crucible.

>girl wearing a Donegal shirt

Fuck sake

>>75639910
yea

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>>75639881

>tfw no milfy wife

>>75639839

I'm going to miss willieposting

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Who possesses stronger magic, The Wizard of Wishaw or The Magician?

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>selbys got previous

Oh John you slipped that one in beautifully.

>>75639881

They are actually a great couple

>tfw no gf

>>75639896
Fuck you, Shaun Murphy, you Hamburglar looking jesus dick sucker.

>>75639881
OOOOOOO YOU MAKE ME LIVE

>>75639919
How would that work though? You can never get the balls back into the exact same spot. Will they just go "eh, close enough"?

>>75639881
I really hate how this fame hungry cunt is piggybacking off his snooker to try and generate a media career and profile

Fuck off, and fuck the BBC for encouraging it

>>75639938
Pretty much.

>>75639937
WHATEVER THIS FRAME COULD GIVE TO ME

>>75639922

Have you noticed how the beeb keep him off air when it comes to the finals? I don't recall him commentating at all during the Masters

I don't think a lot of people like him. He tries to be funny but it doesn't work.

>>75639881
>TOP KEK

What dude out there compiled this?

>>75639897
But his spirit lives on in Robertson

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>>75639897

>>75639938
They have TV screens now showing the position, but a few years it was "eh, close enough" yes.

>>75639938
They use stills from the broadcast to put them exactly where they were

>>75639948
Are you high?

>>75639938
in a situation where a lot of stuff moves it's really the object ball and whatever was obstructing it, most other stuff is secondary really

>>75639881
>She mimes falling asleep at 1:30
Best friend my ass

>>75639938
That overlay the video footage to get thr balls into the same spots. Never exact I guess but both players agree its close enough and play on. First time watching buddy?

>>75639955
>9955
he is actually down under

>>75639881

Anyone else feels surprisingly comfy while watching this?

There is still hope for every one of us!

Here's Willie's wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_fu1Iglkw4

Imagine trying to kill yourself when you're coming home to that every night

HOGGINS MAKING IT LOOK REAL

BASED RIGGINS DOING THE POT THEN FUCKING IT UP

Riggins at it again

Wonder how much they paid him to throw this session

GOD DAMNIT HIGGINS

kek higgins is falling apart

>higgins rushing himself so much in order to look faster than Selby he messes everything up constantly

Is this why Selby is world #1? Everyone else feels rushed because he's so calm?

>>75639959
Yeah it's my first time. I just looked up the rules on wikipedia. It's quite interesting to watch once you understand what's going on.

>>75639974
Maybe Riggins didn't want to pot it, did you think about that?

>>75639939

Nah she's just one of these lucky birds who got with her teenage sweetheart and saw she was potentially onto a winner. Once Selby turned pro, she knew she was made for life. Typical woman.

And Selby seems like the kind of boring, dry bread bastard who would spurn the chance to rail Snooker Groupies like Judd and instead stick with his ageing waifu

>>75639966
Selby isn't a bad looking bloke

>>75639925
Fuck you, whoever made this! This is creepy af

hnnnnnnnnggggghhhh that Lelby break into the pack

>>75639982
Selby would be considered among the most attractive footballers in the world if he was in the premier league.

His wife is below his league, easy.

>>75639979
Cosiest sport in the world mate.

>>75639968
Bring back this hair tbqh.

>>75639986
and people say he is boring to watch when he pulls out shots like that

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>>75639966

>>75639958
It means "going to bed soon". I hope I haven't to explain any further.

>>75639981

>rail Snooker Groupies like Judd

If anything Judd likes to go off to Vegas randomly, with other young lads off the tour who probably make less than a tenth of what he does.

Sounds a bit gay.

>>75639994

Willie Thorne has the most attractive wife in Snooker

13's plenty

>>75640009
explain this meme

>>75639881
why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH3HCswGCsk

>>75639998
People are just used to GWAN RONNIE, his entertaining style is what gets new people into it which is good for the sport.

However, Selby does great tactical play and when he pulls off those shots it cant be denied how entertaining he is.,

>>75639896

If that's Shaun Murphy's car, the answer is probably "to pick up a hooker"

>reminder that Shaun Murphy employs the services of prostitutes and I don't pay my TV licence for them to never mention it on the BBC

>>75640005
don't forget about his Rolls Royce which has twinkle lights in it that resemble the lights in the rafters of the crucible

Lelby gets lucky YET again

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>>75639968

>>75640015
whatthefuck.exe

I bet his house is in the fashion style of a crime scene.

>>75640012
Pretty self explanatory desu
Selby has a phobia of big numbers

Vintage Willie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xNioVYP76M

Had all the talent in the world but strangely never won fuck all. He was probably throwing matches left, right and centre.

Absolute state of this table lads

It's like what happens you and your mates are playing

>>75640026
but where is the "20's plenty" from. just a nice little rhyme?

This frame is a fucking mess.

>>75640027
>cctv
ching chong terrevision?

>>75640027
Who's the hot chink?

Source?

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>this frame
this will take an hour, won't it ?

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>>75640032
>no table in town
>no mates

>>75640032
Speak for yourself. I make 100 breaks each time I play.

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How many layers of irony is Ronnie O'Sullivan working on?

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>>75640005

>tfw Judd Trump first came on the scene and that big nose compere guy kept introducing him to the crowd by talking about him playing "his own brand of naughty snooker"

Fucking disappeared up my own arse with the cringe.

>>75639982

I'm not looking either. I'm just a spaghetti spilling autist and a underachieving loser in life. And I obviusly don't have his skills.

Someone needs to blow this fucking planet up already!

>>75639968
Leslie-Ann Musgrave from Hartlepool should have won.

>>75640032
Was in Glasgow last week playing at the Snooker Hall, Reardons, blokes next to me had a spread exactly like this. Having a great time they were until one of them pretended he was going to shit in one of the pockets so the owner threw them out.

Top lads.

On a utopian island off the south of Thailand but I'm staying in to watch the snooker with the lads

>>75640043
-1

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what a mess

>>75640033
I've heard the phrase before about speed limits and such, but yeah pretty much

>>75640043
I don't listen to anything that comes out of Ronnies because he is always changing is damn opinions on everything, I just stick to watching him play

>>75640043
one single layer of autism

>>75640044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZqWwpcAzgw

>>75640042

t. Stephen Lee

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>>75640027
that doggo on the graphic

>>75640064
Nice curtains, kid

Underage b&

Got any posters of girls and cars on your walls too? LOL

>>75640039
It'll take as long as Selby wants it to take
He knows Higgins cholesterol is through the roof so he's playing the waiting game until he keels over

>>75640033
It's a campaign to reduce the speed limit to 20mph (which also works for a slow player like Mark Selby). You will often see "20 is plenty" signs around schools, sometimes made by the pupils at the school.

>>75640064
>those curtains

Top kek.

Do you reckon Vicky waxes her bumhole?

>>75640067
>I don't listen to anything that comes out of Ronnies mouth

You should.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7dVkUESj3c

>>75640079
im a 21 year old neet you cunt let me live on benefits in peace please

>Even the ref is coughing his lungs up

>>75640087
Given how anal Selby is

>>75640015
lel wtf is wrong with this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gTSDBHF4og

>>75640088
He comes out with some funny stuff but anything about the game itself I ignore

>>75640064
>Those football curtains

You finishing your homework after this?

Remember when O'Sullivan clawed at his forehead? Was that against Ebdon? Can't find it on Youtube

>>75640098
see
>>75640089

>>75640094
Fuck these people creep me out, theres a freak on the UFC threads that does the same shit with some faggot called Shaub. He has all of his pictures saved even family photos and such

>>75640101
there is a video of Ronnies fastest 147 put next to a break of 12 from Ebdon

>>75640094
Obviously secretly Selby's own channel.

>>75640094

Selby should be smashing Page 3 girls not that old bag. She looks at least 40, what the fuck is wrong with her?

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You just knew Selby would torture his way back.

>>75640047
>Someone needs to blow this fucking planet up already!
Soon, m8.

>>75640089
Aren't all 21-year-olds NEETs? I know I was.

>>75640089
How many episodes of Doctors have you watched at this point?

Slowby got Riggins SHOOK

>>75640110
kek, was just watching it this morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIyfLTFrN_U

Didn't Ebdon intentionally waste time to throw ronnie of his game ?

>>75640087
>Do you reckon Vicky waxes her bumhole?

I'd prefer if not tßh

>>75640104

Snooker definitely attracts a large percentage of Autists as fans. Some right weirdos spotted at the crucible every year

>>75640115
Probably likes her for her personality and shit, a bit faggy I know.

>>75640089

>living on benefits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKD_D7_hZf8

>>75640125
he says he didn't but I think it was quite obvious to everyone that it was deliberate

>>75640130
She was a proficient pool player as well at one point

>>75640121
Everyone I knew is either employed or in education, so no

>>75640122
You mean Doctor Who? All of them, since the reboot anyway.

>40 will do for now

>>75640033

It doesnae rhyme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQF1hNDpArQ&

srs question

but do you think Selby has ever stuck the butt end of a cue up Vicky's arse during foreplay?

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>>75640064
>those curtains

next OP image found

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Frame won, selby then began the systematic torture of his opponent

>>75640129
I think it has something to do with the calm nature, they don't exactly have a fan group mentality like say how football does.

You aren't socially challenged or asked to interact in any way as a snooker fan.

5 in a row lads

>>75640115

Don't lie. If it wasn't gay for you, you would be fucking your best friend all day long too.

>>75640152
>twenty
>plenty
>no rhyme

go home pajeet

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>>75640115
>page 3 girls

whose your favourite /147/? pic related

>>75640129

It's basically an autist's game.

I remember an interview with Hendry and he said in his prime he was practising close to 8 hours per day. On his own. Just racking the balls up and playing frames over and over. Complete autist behaviour.

>Friendly reminder that my predictions are continuing to come true

>>75639618

Lads, this match will be a midnight finish I'm telling you

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>>75640153

>tfw you will never present Vicky your erect penis resting on a swan neck rest

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>>75640104
The Schaubposter is something else, though. I can get simple admiration and getting carried away with it, but that dude is legit bonkers. Schaub is the definition of "just some dude".

>>75640117
It's all your fault. It was those quints, m8.

>>75640115
She aged after having a child, common with women.

>>75640140
No as in Doctors, the ultimate "I am unemployed" day time TV that only people without jobs know about.

Its been going for 17 years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctors_(2000_TV_series)

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>tfw you want neither of these cunts to win in equal measure

Its like dott/ebdon all over again.

>>75640165
MOAR!!!

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>>75640179

>>75640187
>watching daytime TV

I'm unemployed not a 50 year old house wife

>>75640181
>swan neck rest has pointed tips on it
no thank you

>>75640064
>>75640089

I'm kekking at the absolute state of your life, kiddo.

Oh my.

>>75640175
What are you on about? No way will it go that late, they are still getting through frames at a reasonable place, its not Ebdon slow yet.

>>75640187

>benefit neets worship fake Doctors while real doctors laugh at Benefits Street

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>lelby
But he's still lucky again.

DAT RED

>>75640183
Sorry, lad.

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Also saw Lelby on his phone. Do you think he shitposts on /147/?