>>75635990
Are Ruskies Catholics? Would explain it.
Less than 24 hours til the Pens go up 3-0 on the Crapishits
>>75636003
Russian Orthodox is the big thing, I don't know how similar it is
>>75636006
>mfw Cantpucks are going to be godawful for the next decade
>>75636006
Juolevi will be the real stinger if he does end up being a bust, especially with Virtanen and next draft's no 5.
>>75636005
>dedicated 4chins app
KYS
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D
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>>75636067
Its funny because there are more and more players emeging who would've been better picks than Virtanen. You already had ehlers and nylander, now add Fiala to the list too
>>75635997
Tone down on the racism.
sucks to be a fan of vanpooper no good prospects and will be swept by the las vegas golden knights next year.
LAST CHANCE TO HOP ON BEFORE 3-0
YES YOU! HOP ON, KUCKS SUCKERS. HOP ON, COILER SOILERS! HOP ON PREDS HEADS!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*laughs @ the rest of you in penguin*
>>75636087
>>>/reddit/
>>75635997
Bro they're already Avs-tier even WITH the Sedins
the best part is they are going to bottom out and likely never get rewarded for it. Watch them get cucked by Vegas next year
>>75636107
I really wanted NV to get a top 3 pick. Maybe Buffalo will leave Kane exposed and Vegas will take him for the memes.
>>75636093
oops forgot hype pic, how embarassing
>>75636107
Vegas' first pick will bust. This is inevitable.
>>75636136
me on the left, /hoc/ on the right
>>75636136
is that bubble boy?
>>75636154
sit on my face
>>75636107
>Vegas is the first team out of the playoffs next year
>wins first overall in the lottery despite 1% odds
>end up drafting somebody better than McDavid + Matthews combined
>win the Stanleyb Owl in their second year
The Ducks got their pity win now >we can move on
Oilers in 5
>>75635994
Hawks fan here.
Once Vegas Knights appear they will be my new team!
>>75636179
> to actually have play instead of rely on talbot and luck
>have the crowd 100% on your side
>get belown the fuck out
Ducks in 6
>>75636093
>>75636134
we're riding this thing all the way to the repeat, and i've got a nice comfy seat
>>75636213
I'm hoping for a stinky and smelly game 7
>>75636179
Edmonton's meme bounce goals will run out at some point, plus Anaheim's best players aren't on death's doorstep like San Jose's were.
>>75636267
Bruce is fucking up memesota now. That trend is dedm
>>75636270
thankfully Fowler doesn't have old man knees.
>>75636213
>losing the first 2 games at home
I hope you know the odds are heavily against you. Anaheim has like a 10% chance of winning the series.
>>75636179
This man obviously has a severe eating disorder and you should NOT be making fun of him
Will they win tomorrow /hoc/?
>>75636213
Yeah because no team has ever ridden a hot goaler to a deep playoff run
Stick to boreball stinky smelly
>>75636343
I think he's an alien in disguise
>>75636352
yes
>>75636352
yes, 5-1
allah has revealed this to me in a vision
>>75636340
But if the Ducks win game 4 it becomes a best of 3. Considering Anaheim has been the better team for most of this series it's not crazy to think the series could be tied 2-2 after game 4.
>>75636130
>Maybe Buffalo will leave Kane exposed
that would be one of the most retarded decisions of the cap era if it happened because BUF gave up significant assets for him + their expansion situation is comfy and theres no need to do it
Canada is gay
Lol
>>75636397
It's also Buffalo so it wouldn't even surprise me desu.
>no sweden
>no finland
>no slovakia
>no grease
is this the /magic hour/
>>75636409
MY SIDES
>>75636431
I miss Finland
>>75636409
Truth
>Ducks going on mid-series vacation
a little weird, tbqh
>7PM
>all hockey over
>nothing to watch
What should I watch?
>>75636536
read a book
>>75636536
Lets cam bby :^)
>>75636536
solve math problems
>>75636548
I read American Gods. What should I read?
>>75636566
I solved one yesterday when some ESPN cuck had no idea how probability worked.
>>75636571
I am currently reading Alan Moore's novel Jerusalem.
>>75636352
did you not see the bandwagon come through already?
Oilers start choking and lose the series
Cap this
>>75636536
Learn about liberal values and crush conservative ideas.
>>75636586
>Oilers start choking
>Stating the facts after they already happen
notimpressed/10
OILELS
give me a reason why nolan patrick wont be a 1c. also kippers sit on my face
>>75636571
Moby Dick
>>75636620
Canadian bust
>>75636620
He's more fragile than a wine glass
>>75636571
Name of the Wind
>>75636653
>Kingkiller
Read that already while waiting for another fantasy series to finish. Little did I know, this shit won't be finished either.
Nico or Nolan? Who should >we pick?
Just noticed i played ducks vs oilers on NHL 17 earlier today and won that game 6-3 as well before the real game happened. Weird
>>75636671
Nico
>>75636536
Instructional youtube videos on suicide methods
Haven't been on since the lottery, how hard did >we get bullied?
>>75636671
Nico and then do love live anime posting to gain meme magic.
>>75636666
UNHOLY QUADS
he'll finish it. he's just being a cocktease, cause he knows all us little boys are playing with our dicks while thinking about touching Denna's tiddies
>Milbury
>>75636676
Makes sense. Shero is building for speed and skill and Nico brings it. I just don't want him to become a shitty meme while Patrick thrives in Philly.
>>75636689
Not very hard, most of the bullying was directed at Hongcouver
>>75636701
The dumbest part of this whole thing is that he wasn't even dancing, just kind of bobbing his head. Milbury is a fucking retard.
>>75636711
He is a retard but old white guys automatically perceive any kind of movement by blacks as shuckin' and jivin'
Talk about a GUTSY win by these ducks
Finland prospects always suck
>>75636738
Finland always sucks.
>Finnish goaltending
>>75636738
Juuse Saros?
>>75636738
>there is a Finnish goalie prospect in the next draft named Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen
Is this the most Finnish name ever?
>>75636781
needs a "lainen" in there too
>>75636781
anyone have the image of all the spurdo finnish goalers?
>pekka :D
>kari
etc
>>75636671
I mean you have jackshit down the middle so i'd go with Nolan
>>75636689
Nobody cares about the avs except Deadtroit so it was mostly just Hongcouver getting BTFO
>>75636887
And oh boy is it fucking sweet watching them continue to get blown the fuck out 20 years later like always.
>>75636803
I'll find it hang on
>>75636803
I have so many spurdos
Puck Podcast @PuckPodcast
Ducks defense tonight is entirely 25 years old or younger and all were drafted by the Ducks. Impressive work by GM Bob Murray & his staff.
>>75636803
Fuuugg
>>75636922
I like this one too but not the one I'm thingken of
Guys I can't find it
>>75636935
That is pretty good. Martin Madden should be demanding a raise desu
Here's the meme I made.
>>75636971
I know I'm trying to find it but maybe I don't have it which would be weird
>>75636976
Is he scouting for them currently? I thought that dude is a dinosaur.
>>75636983
>first posted: February 07, 2013
>>75636983
Kippers with her first useful contribution
>>75636989
He's their Director of Scouting, both Pro and Amateur. Most of the big budget teams split that between 2 guys.
So he should be getting paid pretty handsomely based on the players he's found for them.
>>75636998
I have so many Finnish memes I made that were posted for a few months and then they stopped getting posted.
I have an entire folder about how much I hate Finns.
>>75636983
fucking hell thats it!
can i give you a kiss bb
>>75637012
spam the entire folder til i fall asleep
t. 12:56am
>>75637040
this plox
>tfw Spurdo folder is 600+
>>75637115
Autism.
>>75637121
No I just really like Spurdo, it's funny
>>75637134
So is your retardation tbqh
>>75637142
*teleports behind you*
>tfw causing twice the butthurt during our victory lap
>>75637176
On one hand, Chicago fans will have to shut the fuck up eternally.
On the other hand I'm mad as fuck you faggots are the ones doing it.
Relevant fucking captcha: Leading to hospital
>>75637184
Why would chicago fans have to shut up exactly?
Theyre still the best team of the cap era thus far
Who is the most unbeatable team of all time? 02 Detroit?
>>75637197
Because if the Pens repeat they'll never have a claim to dynasty ever again because this Pens roster is probably objectively better than them and without all the fucktarded contracts to boot. Pittsburgh is set up to stay this good for quite a while as fucking annoying as that is.
Meanwhile half of Chicago's team is weighed down by terrible, dogshit contracts.
>>75637197
Not only a 1st seed getting swept in the first round, but only scoring 3 goals the entire series for starters.
"Dynasty" teams don't do that.
>>75637197
never went back to back like >we will
their cap is an abortion whilst the pens are set up to do another run next year
their two best players are an autist and a rapist
it was fucking 3-3
>>75637210
>>75637217
>Kane and toes getting 10.5
>>75637223
Kane is objectively worth it.
Toews is worth 8.5 at best.
>>75637228
Wouldn't give totes more than 6 desu
>>75637235
I honest to god have no idea how the fuck he got the contract he did.
>>75637244
>muh intangibles
*sharts*
Better go clean myself up
>>75637257
That's a stinky letestu paffa
>>75637223
They would've got paid that by any other team too, if not more (I believe max was $12M for that season)
>ywn do blow with jonathan taves in the bathroom of a winnipeg dive bar then suck his dick after
just fucking end me
>>75637261
I don't understand why anyone would think Toews is worth that money. His best season ever was 69 points.
>>75637265
nah he got 76 points one season
>>75637265
I'm not saying he's worth it, I just think he would've been gotten that easily from other teams. Think about a team like Hongcouver for example I bet they would've offered him max easily
>>75637262
>Winnipeg ""women""
>Toews letting those things anywhere near him
Toppest of keks
>>75636671
Here's my answer
>>75637262
You can do blow with Kane and he will make you suck his dick after
Nylander confirmed for world championships
RIP every other team
>>75637396
>sweedin
>>75637406
>actually having that picture saved on your computer
Obsessive
>>75637396
>Nylander
>Good
>>75637410
>computer
>>75637411
You betcha
>>75637428
Low quality meme desu Sven
>>75637430
Not as low quality as this bait
>>75637437
Only low quality thing here is your meme and country m8
loan got approved my guys, celebrating with a drink
are pitt or ottawa gonna sweep?
>>75637602
>>75637602
Loan for what?
>>75637644
Vacation to Thailand
>>75637663
You are the dumbest cunt on earth
>>75637663
Retard bank
Retard you
>>75637663
If you don't plan to fuck a ladyboi while you're there then why would you even do this?
>>75637753
2nded
>>75637753
Seriously. The only people who go there for vacations are pedophiles and faggots.
>>75637753
Are you saying I don't plan on it?
>leave the Chokitals to us
>>75637663
this wasn't me lol
>>75637644
rent, utils, and some basic groceries. i have a job starting on tuesday, just was struggling to make ends meet before the paycheck comes in. i'll be all good and upping that credit score a month from now
>tfw my clip art image is the OP
feels good not being shitvakian
>>75637840
Payday loans are not a good idea you are a poor general manager of your life and would probably offer Jonathan Taves 12 million per season loaded with incentives you fool
Only one game tonight then? Fuckin neato, I think the caps win this game senpaitachi, that pressure is gonna pay off finally
think the isles might take him? could use another goalie prospect or two.
>>75637927
not a payday loan :^)
Out of all players still remaining in the playoffs, Ronathan Hainsey has the most aesthetically pleasing gear
Only shattenkirk comes close
Alright boys I'm going to try to make it in the MOL liga
I play wing boys wish me luck and any advice is appreciated
>>75638168
During road games, shit in your roomie's pillow for maximum friendship power.
>>75638168
>MOL liga
Watch out for gypsies
>>75637840
Why didn't you just extend your overdraft?
>>75638363
lol
You're now the GM of the Washington Capitals.
What moves do you make to make it to the 3rd round of the playoffs?
>>75638557
break crosbys knees
>>75638620
Would likely work, but potentially opens you up to major lawsuits if your players are rats.
WRONG
>>75638557
Fire Trotz on the spot. Hope for shock effect and win series in 6
>>75638557
Quickly buy Pulju
>>75638557
Have Putin talk to Malkin about the importance of Ovechkin winning a cup
>>75638557
Kill myself for managing swamp monsters
Not enough MATH in this thread
>>75638557
Promise Ovi that i'll personally make sure that he's sponsored by Coca Cola for the rest of his life
>Finland have as many playoff points as the Czech Republic and Switzerland put together
>Sweden have as many playoff points as Russia, Finland, Czech Republic, Germany, Slovakia and Norway put together
Really makes me think
R.I.P Bobby Orr. Gone too soon (1947-2015)
>>75638941
Bobby Karlsson
>>75635994
That's some fine clip art my nigga.
Edmonton is a shithole and there is a fat fuck
>>75639091
>guy is so fucking fat he ate words off my post
He gained 50lbs for every year the oilers missed the playoffs
>singing another country's national anthem
>>75639114
I thought it was pretty classy
Respecting the two main nationalities presented in the league
>>75639320
fuck off faggot
>>75639320
It sounded like shit
>lundpads literally raped by fucking ottawa
>finnish goaltending wins the stanley cup
Feels good man.
>>75639354
fleury is canadian
Ducks will come back
>>75639375
Your dad never did and neither will they
Marc-Andre FLUORI :DDD
>>75639367
>marcois-andre
Sounds french to me
What are the chances of the Vegas Knights having a losing season?
>>75639467
What does "losing season" mean?
If you mean not winning the cup: 100%
if you mean losing more games than winning: 50%
t. finnish vegas man
>>75639489
Having a losing record.
>>75639492
90%. teams with losing records made the playoffs this year
>>75639492
What is a losing record
>>75639501
loser point losses count as losses, only jews disagree
>>75639326
>>75639352
No
>>75639501
A regular season record with more L's/OTL's than W's
>>75639530
gaylord
>>75639489
>implying we wont win the cup in 2018
>>75638557
I almost died at this exact exit.
Front tires were bald and out of alignment and i was picking someone up from the airport in the driving rain
Ducks are fucked, lads.
>>75639552
>driving on bald tires
>almost died
I don't wish you actual death, but attempt it. With bleach maybe.
Who's the worst poster on /hoc/
-Kippers
-Grease
-Bonaqua posters
-the Slovak Weeaboo
-the 2 anti-Slovak autists
3 of these are Devlels fans
>>75639600
They were bald on the inside, not like smooth but like 2/32s and i didn't realize my toe out was that bad since the wheel was only like 5 degrees off center but when i did get it aligned they were all fucked
that portion of the parkway also has terrible drainage so there almost always a solid layer of water there
>>75639604
Armenia is the worst
>>75639661
think he's back in the US. any time someone posts a facebook image macro with impact font that's pro kings it's him
>>75639604
Kippers because she samefags too much and with proxies.
I wouldnt be surprised to hear half of the posts in every /hoc/ thread are kippers
>>75639604
Literally every oilels poster tbqh
>>75639715
and laffs
>>75639713
>she proxies
The 3 devlel fans he listed are all just Greece proxys. Kippers isnt at Grease level yet.
>>75639715
Truth
>>75639728
Im afraid you have been played by the yellow menace.
Grease doesnt have the brain capacity to do such things.
Kippers could even be grease.
Im just saying, dont sleep on that fucking gook
I just saw "MFW" posted on another hockey forum. fuck you faggots
>>75639762
Fug. You ruined my day pegga. How many (You) have I unknowingly fed to that creature :(
>>75639715
>annoying as fuck loudmouthed delusional fat fanbase
>an organization that needed 500 #1 picks to become relevant
>fucking meme player that the media creams itself over 24/7 and never fucking shuts up about him
>has Lucic on their team
The biggest villains in hockey right now
>>75639762
How do we know YOURE not kippers?
>>75639836
dude
Grab a plate anon
>>75639852
>Grab a plate anon
>>75639852
Look at mr rich oil man with his million dollar kitchen and his pizza spatula
>>75639843
Im fucking on to you Ching chong
>>75639858
>Florida man strikes again
Is there anything he won't do?
>stinky and smelly
>home depot loitering lawn care ""proffesional""
>Lets go Oilers chants regularly heard in honda centre
>Switch between Ducks and Kings because muh location
>Balding crybabby for a captain
>>75639852
Throw some spaghetti and pineapple up on those badboys
>>75639924
yep oilfags are the worst
>>75639852
Hey I made pitza too
>>75639940
Why are they called Pineapples when they don't come from a pine tree and are not apples????
>>75639970
>Mexican education
>Mexican intellectuals
>>75639983
Is that creme fraiche and pineapples lad?
>>75640008
ham pineapples and blue cheese
>>75640003
are you saying oilfags are all dumb mexicans?
>>75640003
Even illegal beaners didn't drop out in 9th grade like the oiler fans on here, they at least waited until 10th
>>75640013
Avent-garde af desu
@75640041
@75640053
Thanks for the (You)'s
>>75640100
here's another one fan, sleep tight
>fanbase of spics and homeless
>good guys
Does Canada really trigger burgers that much that they allign themselves with Analslime?
>>75637244
>let's pay for him past performance even though we don't have to! the cap will go up anyway
hubris mostly
>>75639367
And? He said rinne will win the cup
>>75639924
And edmongolia is gonna lose to this fucking team LMAO
>>75639762
Quality post. Glad I had the opportunity to view it.
Reminder that Jake Guentzel was snubbed of the Calder by Canadian media and an Akron meme streak
>>75640269
good ol' Nebraskan boy
>>75640279
will he be the face of the new omaha franchise?
>>75640141
Get a job.
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
>>75640380
>BJs
>clots
>mild
>not playing
feels good
>>75640279
There are a total of 1 Nebraskan on Omaha's roster. The same amount as Californians, Finns, and Czechs.
>>75640391
you forgot reddithawks, laffs, flims, and hasbs
You now remember
>Koivu
>Haula
>Lehkonen
>Kapanen
>Nutivaara
>Granlund
>Donskoi
>Komarov
>Rask
>>75640426
they weren't annoying screaming faggots in the offseason. the other 3 were the worst
reminder that this man is swedish
>>75640441
you must've been over on reddit then
>>75640447
Good post
Reminder that finland is rightfully Swedish clay
this man is canadian
>>75640447
Pulju is African American my friend.
>>75640475
soviet*
>>75640438
If you are chattin shit about Haula we got a problem, Anders.
>>75640475
A more true post hasn't been posted in a long while
>>75640450
you should be paying attention in class kid
>>75640494
and you should go back where you came from
>>75640488
Not chattin shit about anyone, just sayin we should be rememberin them, Jake
>>75640500
why do you even come here anymore
what makes chicago so reddit?
>>75640483
>>75640518
I remember we had this map in out class
>>75640447
no wonder he got sent to ahl then
Horny's not skating
>>75640536
RIP pens
>>75640503
Why? Did they fall victim to Sweden's eugenics program? Its actually Ben.
>>75640559
All I'm sayin is we shouldn't be forgettin about them just because they be golfin' now, Benny
>>75640574
How can Granlund be forgotten when he is about to sign a fat new contract with a broken hand?
~~Ben in Blaine.
>>75640634
Why wouldn't he just use his other hand or something? Can he hold the pen?
Feel bad for missing this draft lads.
Sounds like top tier memes
>>75640662
Can you write with both hands?
~~Rodger in Roseville
>>75640687
Not well, no. But I guess I could write a decent signature with the wrong hand with some practise, if I had to
-- Pär from Partille
Runke runke
>>75640696
>Halifax
nisk
t. cape breggoner :DDDD
mfw eeli tolvanen wins the calder next season
>>75640667
Did you mean to post this in NFL? The draft hasn't happened yet. It will be full of busts. Some kid drafted in the second round will ironically have the best career
>>75640518
>Lego block at Denmark
Love this map
>>75640536
>>75640719
Fuck off Inbred
>>75640702
It would be strange scribbling on a piece of paper that results in millions of dollars for you with your non-dominant hand.
I doubt I'll ever do that.
~~Steve in stillwater
Yfw Edmonton doesnt win another game
>>75640791
im not from meat cove, city cuck
>>75640800
Tfw betman makes the call and the ducks get jewed out of a comeback
>>75640793
I agree, I wouldn't want to do that either. But if your hand is broken and they want the piece of paper signed, you might not have a choice.
-- Pål from Piteå
Are Minnesotans like this, or have they adapted to the small talk meme?
>>75640800
>>75640844
Which of these as the dubs of truth
>>75640860
bad poster
>>75640813
Anything at or past the causeway is alcoholic sisterfucker territory
>>75636352
I actually think the caps will win game three. I mean they have no option at this point. If the pens win this game they will have broken the capitals franchise
Rank the top draft picks of this decade so far
Matthews
McChicken
MacKinnon
Hall
The other 2 Shitmonton literal whos
Ekblad
>>75640898
As a ducksbro i hoping both the oilers and pens do not win another game.
>bulju :D
>>75640905
YakuGOD
>>75640905
McDavid
Matthews
MacKinnon
Hall
RNH
Ekblad
Yak
>>75640905
why are you so needy? you're always telling someone to do something
Who /crosgod/ here?
>>75640860
We are notorious small talkers. It apparently annoys people elsewhere. I never found it to be an issue when I lived in Cali though.
~~Connor in Coon Rapids
>>75640922
>he doesnt believe in the birbbroship
Pretty rude desu. May your wing be clipped
>>75637197
>actually believing this
If you put last years pen team against the black hawks in their prime, the pens would blow them out every single time
>>75640945
Not this year m8, unless (you)re willing to lose to >us in the final? Repeats are boring.
>>75640945
>broship
>can't even spell bird
Wouldn't expect much more from a leaf to be desu.
Reminder that Patrik Laine couldn't win the Calder playing with one of the best young centers in the league, whereas Matthews won it playing with children's book author Zach Hyman and Connor Brown.
>>75640979
>>75640999
>leddit memes
neck yourself
>>75640945
fuck off with your broship shit faggot
Meet the 2017-2018 season All star forwards.
>team literally owned by NBCs parent company makes massive lottery leap
Hmm really make me think
>>75640922
Fuck off smelly beaner spic at least the pens fans can sell out their stadium in a playoff game
>>75641118
>stadium
>>75640936
Because I am Lelouch Vi Britania and I command you to tell me who the biggest bust in NHL is right now
>>75641133
underage fag
>>75641127
t. Autist
>>75641075
Great meme
>1 game today
someone explain why Bettman did this
>>75641118
>implying (we) dont.
Our rich fags are assholes who sell their tickets tho
>>75641118
At least ducksbros wont shit up the boards if they win because they have no fans. Fuck the pens and cidney crysbitch to get career ending injury.
>rags
>>75641149
you explain how you keep that bum so firm
also post it
>>75641190
don't drink vodka and go to the gym you autistic finn
Steve LaymanVerified account @SteveLayman
The #Preds game three win over the Blues got a 9.4 rating in Nashville, the team's highest TV rating ever.
>>75641206
>First full sold out season
>Increasing TV ratings
>Great ice-girls
Good times for the Preds
>>75641165
For as good as the pens are they barely have any fans here as well. In fact when they won last year they didnt even shit post that hard. Please off yourself spic
I dreamt that Subban got beheaded on the ice last night, what does this mean?
>>75640536
Gametime decisions. Most likely wil play.
>>75641135
Takes one to know one
>>75641244
That you're bootyblasted.
Dumping some new Bulju + Bonaqua.
>>75641244
time to go a-lynching
>>75641273
This bulju is old as fuck.
you fraud can eat a dick
Reminder that Puljujarvi couldn't even crack the Oilers' black aces roster.
>>75641273
I just saw someone post pics of Bulju with Bonaqua in a /v/ thread about drinks a few days ago
For fucks sake you guys are everywhere
>>75640478
This man is wildly overpaid and his contract is tanking his team back into irrelevance.
>3 years of pulju posting
When does it end?
>>75641351
when he retires
Caps go off and win 5-2 tonight
>>75641351
Only the dead can know peace from this hell
Worst part about Bullju posting is he's not a good player.
>>75641378
dubs say they are getting swept physically and psychologically
Pulju is literally the next lemieux
>>75641422
Sven with clutch ruhwedel dubs
GWG tonight?
Preliminary VM-Trupp
>MÃ…LVAKTER
30. Viktor Fasth
31. Eddie Läck
35. Niklas Svedberg
>BACKAR
3. John Klingberg
5. Philip Holm
6. Anton Strålman
9. Calle Rosén
23. Oliver Ekman Larsson
24. Alexander Edler
25. Jonas Brodin
77. Victor Hedman
>FORWARDS
16. Marcus Krüger
18. Dennis Everberg
20. Joel Lundqvist
22. Joel Eriksson Ek
28. Elias Lindholm
29. William Nylander
34. Carl Söderberg
42. Joakim Nordström
48. Carl Klingberg
49. Victor Rask
67. Linus Omark
70. Mario Kempe
71. William Karsson
92. Gabriel Landeskog
I hope Fasth goes full legend mode like that skoda cup some years ago. Other than that we're pretty much locked for gold.
>>75641459
wow look at how shitty they all made their nhl teams lmao
>>75641459
>wuaah wuaah im tired t. matthews
>wuääh wuäääh im tired t. laine
>im fucking ready t. kneelander
Pittsburgh PenguinsVerified account @penguins
Coach Sullivan on the players who missed morning skate (Dumoulin, Hagelin, and Hornqvist): "They will all be game-time decisions."
>>75641512
Bulju alone will win us the cup. Cap this.
>15 degrees Celsius
>>75641557
literally wearing tshirt and shorts atm
>>75641557
I'm already sunburnt
Why is Quebec so faggy
>>75641459
>I hope Fasth goes full legend mode like that skoda cup some years ago
you mean 2011? :)
>>75641741
excuse me?
Caps have to win tonight, right? It's literally THE most important game in their history.
>>75641778
im SO sorry
>tfw doesn't even matter who wins our series because whoever wins will be butt raped by the Pongs
Helps me sleep at night tbqh
Why do these mods keep banning me for this shit
>>75641861
Dare I ask how much financial compensation this caretaker of our fine imageboard receives for his services?
>hornqvist likely out
>wilson playing instead of archibald
Why? Wilson is invisible other than trying take 20 slapshots a game. Archibald at least has speed and decent hands.
>>75641865
I'm under the impression that he quite possibly does it for absolutely no charge!
>>75641882
That's preposterous, what man in his right mind would perform such a menial task for no reward?
Genuily pondering what the Kongs will do this offseason
They have a huge contract in Kopitar
Two starter goalies (never good)
And they definitly need someone who can consistently perform offensively
What do they do?
>>75641882
Absurd!
>>75641778
They're never going to win anything with Ovechkin there. Guy isn't big on being a team player, and that is where they fail to get over the hump.
McDavid had 100 points this season: 70 of them were from assists. Crosby had 89, 45 from assists.
In the playoffs: Ovi is 4/2. Malkin 3/10, Crosby 4/7, Kessel 4/7.
If someone has a better shot than you, gotta feed them and let them take the shot. Not try to carry the entire team and be the only hero like Ovi wants.
>>75641861
I just got back from a week long ban myself, but wtf was wrong with that post anyway? It was perfectly on topic.
>>75641947
Besides that. Washington proves that depth on the C is super important. Backstrom is the only proper C wash has. Kuzy shits the bed during playoffs, and Eller and Beagle are super underwhelming considering their paycheck
>>75641980
Damn, he sure picked a big porker to pork
>Pittsburgh under tornado watch
>tfw tickets to the game
>mfw watching the pens win and all the bandwagon trash at the big screen outside get blown away
>>75642094
Storm is supposed to end around 7 thankfully. Although last time this happened I lost power for about 11 hours.
>>75641980
It says he was letting the pig fuck him
all finns should kys
>>75642192
They will in time. No reason to encourage
>>75641929
>best goalie gets injured
>have decent replacement
>they trade him away
lel
>>75642192
You first
Matthews is a hitbabby
>>75642215
That Budaj trade was pretty weird lol
>shitvakia
>autism
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/shitvakia/
>unironically living in the 3rd world
I'm not even mad anymore, me and the anti-slovak autists are a part of /hoc/ now. I wanted to be a nice guy, but you were assholes so I'm going to be a prick too.
>PIT 2-0
>EDM 2-1
>NSH 2-1
>OTT 2-0
The bad guys are winning
>>75642372
>OTT and NSH
>bad guys
>>75636588
how about the opposite?
>>75642372
I'm on it
we have to save /ourteam/
Hungover as fug
>>75642397
this
Drinking is degenerate
Name one good NHL player that was a drinking addict
>>75642397
this
>>75642476
grant fuhr
>>75642459 why'd you let a pig fuck you? >>75641980
can anyone explain to me the mindset needed to sing another nation's anthem?
>>75642499
respect for your adversary
>>75642512
do all canadians know the words to the USA anthem?
>>75642499
it's a catchy jingle
most of them were probably drunk as fuck
>>75642533
>do all canadians know the words to the USA anthem?
idk if all us of know them, i know the words if that is any indication
Crosby GOAT
>>75642533
The anthem singer's mic didn't work or something.
Many Canadians have heard the US anthem so many times from hokkei the lyrics are ingrained into their memories.
>>75642372
>pitt winning on mainly homegrown talent even without letang
>bad guys
>washington has to buy a team and is still getting btfo
>good guys
>>75642575
mascots are cringe.
>>75642499
Bettman is scared that Americans might revolt against the sport if they only hear a foreign anthem from their TVs.
>>75642372
>Good ol Minnisota boy
>on bad guys
>fanbase of spics
>good guys
>rags
>not bad guys
You got 1/4 right.
>>75642554
>on mainly homegrown talent
On my way to publix
>>75642769
pls sir, i'm starving here
>>75642769
get me a hoagie and a 6 pack of yuengling
Drouin and Kuch for Letang and a 2018 first round pick
>>75642769
Good luck lad. Did you know they have online ordering? You can have your 10/10 sandwich ready for you waiting right when you get there.
>>75642784
Is that even a good trade?
>>75642784
reminder that bob mckenzie is literallly
>reddit: the hockey """"""""""""analyst"""""""""""
>>75642799
i can order a bag of manure online as well
but you dont see anyone shilling for it
Thoughts on our roster? Will we win?
>>75642822
objectively wrong
>>75642813
It really wouldnt matter for Pittsburgh, Kuch could help on the wing, and they dont really need Letang as much as people thought.
Im just dreamin on a superstar manlet line of Guentz, Crosgod and Kuch
>>75642834
Leaf food sucks tbqhwy
>>75642835
>fasth
>lack
Is that seriously the best they could find?
>>75642855
We're not Finland so yes.
>>75642846
are you implying that i cant get a sandwich in leafistan?
>>75642834
>mad
>at a fucking sandwich
wew lad
>>75642799
>they cut the bread like subway used to do
wtf I love publix now
Why has Joe Sakic aged so terribly?
>>75642842
ARR
EEE
EEE
DEE
DEE
AYE
TEE
>>75642855
Lundpads should be avaliable soon.
>>75642895
Reeddit?
Dumb faggot
>>75642895
wut
>>75642895
REEDDIT?
>>75642895
reeddat
wew lad
>>75642873
>all those injuries caused by malnutritioned publix eaters
Sad!
Does Publix cause blood clots?
>>75642724
>crosby
>malkin
>guentzel
>sheary
>wilson
>rust
>rowney
>kuhnackle
>mattaa
>fleury
Other than Rowney who went undrafted but was developed in their system all of them have been drafted and developed within the Pens organisation. You can make an argument for Dumoulin. They got him in a trade while he was still in college but he was most certainly developed in their system.
>all these ded penguins
If the caps dont win tonight they are fucking cooked and it will be pathetic af.
>>75642784
>trading an elite winger and a guy with elite potential for a cripple and a 20 something pick
good trade
>>75643002
Buckle up baby
>>75642909
he's even worse
>>75643019
>trading 2 players who dont want to be there for a top 10 dman and a top 31 pick
>>75643035
>lundqvist is bad meme
stop this
>>75642843
They still need pretty bad. Crosby is the best player but Letang is the most important player. Eats 30min a game, drives possession, and their game noticeably slows down when he's not playing. The Pens run through Letang.
BLOCK MORE SHOTS
>>75643066
>lundqvist is good meme
you stop
>>75643085
>havent had letang all playoffs
>been dominant
Noone can compete with an even Letang-less Penguins.
>>75643085
>The Pens run through Letang.
they wouldnt be in the second round if this was true
>>75643066
>lundpads
>good
>>75643066
have you watched this season? Even in the games where he has a good save percentage he looks shifty as fuck
>tfw you've just been diagnosed as lactose intolerant and can't eat dairy without horrible bloating and flatulence
>no more bowls of peanut butter cap'n crunch
>no more chocy chip cookies
>no more pizza
>no more cheese
>no more buttered toast
>no more tacos and nachos
>>75643119
>>75643118
Even the poojackets outshot them
>rags
>>75643119
Fleury has been a brick wall and the Pens have been extremely good at counter attacking. They've been held in their own zone A LOT in both rounds.
>>75643164
The Pongs were outshot last playoffs too. Whats your point?
>>75643168
they're better than the devlels lmao
>>75643164
Poo jackets shots were all from low percentage areas basically. Caps not so much but fleury saving everything
>>75643164
>muh shot quantity
Pens have played with a lead like 70% of these playoffs.
>>75643197
>better than the devlels
>their only cup in 50 years was against hongcouver
How come the /hoc/ threads always seem to have the best starting pics?
Taylor Hall is so fugging elite
>>75643218
>devlels
laughing SO HARD
>>75643162
you poor fucker
>>75643238
Count dem cups
>>75643232
>2 no.1 picks
Devils will be elite team in 5 years
>>75643238
>rags
>>75643253
>rags
>devlels
what a shitty area for shitty hockey teams
laughing SO HARD
>>75642992
How many of those players are from Pennsylvania?
>>75643085
I agree, though. Anybody saying Letang doesn't play an absolutely crucial role for the Pens doesn't watch their games. Pens have been scraping by the skin of their teeth most of these wins. They've been horrendous exiting the zone and have been bailed out by Fleury more often than not. It's still translating into wins, but having Letang back there, this team could possibly go 16-0 these playoffs.
>Schneider is 31
>in his age Brodeur already had 3 cups
>>75643282
fuck off faggot
>>75643191
The Pens have such a higher skilled forward group than the other teams still playing that it's not even close.
>>75643038
>letang
>top 10
Even if he isn't injured every year you would be hard pressed to make an argument he is top 10.
I hope he has another stroke.
>>75643345
Name 10 better defensemen.
Reminder that the stan lee winning goal last year was scored by Letang
>>75643282
Homegrown is being drafted or signed as an amateur free agent and being developed from within that organisation. Not were you're from.
>>75643162
Take lactase pills before you dumb faggot. I can eat all the dairy I want and I know about them.
Just convinced a finnish girl to have sex with me. What am i in for?
>>75643316
Having Murray in net they could possibly 16-0 too.
Letang isnt as nessisary as you people make him out to be, since other than Malkins line, their forwards play the best 2 way game
In no way is this team "scrapping by the skin of their teeth" they completley dominated Washington game 2 and up until 5min push in game 1, and other than Fluerys shakey game they lost vs Columbus, they could easily be 6-0 right now. The defence has been fine, considering theyve played 2 of the top teams this season
>hurr durr playoff chokers
Just like Letang. One good playoffs last season doesnt diminish how bad Penguins D has been the Crosby era in the playoffs. The other cup they won was the exact same as this one, Fluery and 2 way forwards carrying the team
>>75643390
So if I choose an orange at the grocery store can I call it homegrown?
>>75643451
If the seed was planted there, and grew there, yeah
>>75643407
Sex.
>>75643451
nobody likes you chubbs
>>75636671
Nico
>>75643377
Karlsson
Burns
Hedman
Carlson
Weber
Subban
Lindholm
Ekblad
Keith
Giordano
>>75643407
A benis
>>75643400
why didn't they tell me
>>75643484
Already confirmed she has a bagina
>>75643451
No you would be like the Capitals who are playing with mainly established players who they did not develop through their system.
>>75643483
>Carlson
Evidently not
>Ekblad
Kekblad
>Keith
Far past his prime
>Giordano
Literally who
>>75643503
How?
finnish goaltending will strike soon.
nashville is on stolen time
>>75643483
>hedman
>carlson
>weber
>lindholm
>ekblad
>keith
>giordana
kek even Faulk and Vlasic are better than those guys.
>le always injured man is rated by canadians
>>75643416
I don't know if Murray would be playing particularly better than Fleury right now. Fleury has a higher save% than Murray's last year's playoffs, and has arguably faced a tougher 1st round opponent (series was tied 1-1 when Murray took over last year).
Letang might not be necessary after all, but that's not the point. What he brings is irreplaceable. I get you still have some kind of weird vendetta against him, as you're probably the same leaf who was ragging on him before. The Pens first Cup win with this core was his breakout year where he stepped up huge, nobody expecting it.
Also, every advanced metric you look at says the Pens have in no way dominated play.
>>75643451
You have no idea what homegrown means in relation to sports do you?
>>75643085
The pens would be fine if Schultz stepped it up again, he had his best career year and in december he basicslly turned into letang. He was absolutely elite. Hasn't been the same since he got hurt and came back and has goofed up a lot in the post season so far. Sheary has to get out of his funk too
>>75643483
Is this b8?
>>75643583
>this delusion
>>75643515
Why do you act being gifted two of the top five players ever makes the penguins a good franchise? Do you think the Oilers are a good franchise too?
>>75643659
You have to build a team around that talent. Hockey is a team sport 100%.
>>75643659
How were the Penguins gifted Malkin?
>>75643659
>gifted
>a 2nd overall, 1st overall and a trade up during a long rebuild
Name 1 franchise that wasnt "gifted" a top player. Not the Penguins fault the prospect pool is shit lately
Are the devils gonna be elite again? I miss their aesthetic uniforms
>>75643705
>Name 1 franchise that wasnt "gifted" a top player
what are the l.a. kongs
New on time
>>75643727
>>75643727
>>75643659
They built a team around Sid and Malkin. One or two great players won't carry you to a Cup. Scouting and developing players to play with those players is what takes you to a Cup. Which is exactly what the Pens have done.
>>75643729
>Who is Drew Doughty
>>75643705
Devils
They stayed good team for years despite barely having decent draft picks
>>75643544
I seen it
>>75643758
>who is Scott Neidermayer
>>75643705
predators
>>75643747
>drew doughty was the gift of the 2008 draft and not steve stamkos
if you meant to say "name 1 franchise who has won a cup without ever using the draft system" then you should have stated that
>bulju :D
>>75643806
>Malkin was the gift of the 2004 draft and not Alex Ovechkin
>>75643805
Sorry, shoulda stated, Successful franchises
>>75643827
except with pittsburgh you have multiple other fucking choices to use for the "gift" example
go ahead and hang your hat on the SUPA ELITE doughty though
>bulju :D
>>75643118
>>75643119
Canadian posters are so fucking stupid. Do you actually watch the games beyond just looking at the results? The worse team over the course of a game can still win the game. Doesn't mean they were dominant
>>75642885
Because he got BTFO by Yzerman.
Both in career points, goals, cups, and being a GM.
Fuck the Penguins