/nba/ general

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Spurs in 5

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first for westbrook

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happy >cloppers elimination day, /nba/

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>No Paul Pierce OP
Whatever.

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First for Lakers
WE OUTCHA

I hate my fellow Thunder fans who are casuals who want people who can't shoot 3s to join the team. Westbrook needs a Dwight Howard Magic style team.

>>75635798
Overrated as fuck man.

>muh wheelchair

Spurms > Rockeks
Band Wargon > Jizz

Craptors > THE KING
Cucktics > Jizzards

>>75635812
He shit his pants, you wouldn't want to walk off the court with a visible shit stain on your ass either.

Anyone want to see OT tonight?

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>>75635807
bruh sorry to break this to you but no team will win a ring with westbrook

>>75635823
LOL
poo pierce ahahah

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>when you hide stub

It's like they don't even exist.

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>>75635837
It was starting to show so they had to do something quick before it became a giant stain

What should the cloppers do this off season? Keep Paul and Griffin, keep one of them, or drop both of them? Or does it even matter, because the team is doomed to choke for all eternity?

>>75635846
>being this much of a pussy

What you're doing is like spraying air freshener inside a dumpster and being proud that it doesn't smell that bad.

>Mike D'Antoni
>Second Round

Gee, I wonder how this is gonna turn out?

>>75635849
I thought this was fan fiction until you posted proof.

lmao poo pierce's legacy literally in flames right now hahaha

>>75635873
He's like that kid who sticks his fingers in his ears and screams LALALALLALALA I CAN'T HERE YOU when he really can

I've shit my pants multiple times due to unexpected diarehea when i fart...i think its a pretty common occurance

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>>75635849

>>75635849
w-wait.....is this real?!

I dumped ass once in middle school because we had a lockdown and you weren't allowed to go to the bathroom, lmao, the kids faces were lit.

>>75635849
The truth? More like the poop

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>all this doo doo talk

>>75635939
>thugmelo
hes trash

will he even mate it to the HoF

>>75635923
post of the year lol, i think i just shit myself lololol

One time I went camping, and I was too scared to traverse the woods at night to go to the bathroom so I went all natural with leaves and shit

>fresh new /nba/ general
>thread instantly turns into doo doo talk

Kek

>>75635969
one time i shit in my camp fire and my god the smell was horrible fucking left my campsite ASAP and never went back to get the tent other people probably wanted to murder me

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>>75635832
Niggas gonna be afraid when we pick up Paul George.

>>75635999
If Paul George does get traded/leave in FA, I would love to see him play with Westbrook. He's my favorite player in the whole league

Once, I wet my pants at the urinal at school completely on accident, so I took some water from the sink and rubbed it all over my crotch so I could pretend someone pulled a prank on me but people still smelt it.

This thread is just pure shitposting

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>>75636059

Has anyone ever like... have their girl drag you into the bathroom with them so you could watch them pee?

>>75636100
Yeah but she ends up peeing on me

Haha go rockets

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Y'all niggas need to stop.

>>75635999
They couldn't even get it down with Ibaka, and Durant. Throw in Harden and that's still not enough. There's something wrong with that team. Maybe it has to do with the guy in the picture.

>>75636100
i dragged myself into the female bathroom and did that myself

i said i identified as a women and told them to stop being bigots

My brother peed on me once.

Am I the only one that wants to see Rudy Gay and Blake join the Thunder?

If Ryan Anderson can hit open shots, Rockets win. If not, they lose.

I was once so constipated it was absolutely painful, so painful that I couldn't sit on the toilet to shit.

I finally got the giant turd that was clogging my butthole up out one day on vacation in the bathroom of my hotel, i shit all over the floor since it was too painful to sit on the toilet and shit

What's the oldest you've shitted yourself?

I was 14 and rushed home to take a shit but ended up shitting myself a couple feet away from my house

>>75636150
Bruh Blake is a walking corpse at this point. We need to get someone who will be able to run with Brodie in transition.

There was this kid who sat in front of me in science class and he peed all over himself and the floor, but everyone in the class was really nice and adult about it, and it wasn't a traumatic experience at all.

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>>75635999
see you in the finals next season...

>>75636150
rudy gay has accomplished nothing in his career and every team he goes to gets worse
no thank you

>>75636159
Couple months ago, I'm 27

i never shit myself but i had some big ass nose bleeds during middle/high school because of allergy medicine

it would just burst out and go everywhere and get all over my shirt

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>>75636187
Rudy Gay is good at one thing and that's hitting clutch shots with a smooth jumper which is something the Thunder need. Imagine Westbrook kicking it out to this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK7lIjFsGvg

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>>75636184
Yeah but Curry is getting traded for Kanter this off-season. I have my sources.

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>52 posts
>18 unique posters
>these turd stories all coming from the 1 or 2 samefag

>>75636233
I posted 2 of the stories

Me and my friends locked this nerdy girl in a locker one time, and she ended up crapping herself.

We got caught and felt really bad but got like lifetime detention. That was a pretty fun year tho.

>>75636241
Shame.

>>75635778
Why does D'antoni have an eyepatch?

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What does /nba/ think of the Phoenix Suns?

>>75636246
So you're still in detention right now since it's lifetime?

>>75636233
>posting in /nba/
Joke's on you

>>75636251
Booker top 5 boi pucci.

>crying about bro culture
this is why this board is dead now

>>75636258
No, I mean it was like for the rest of your high school days.

The principal said that if we wanted to come back and chill in the detention center we could though, and we fucking did it was sick

Are we actually the worst general? This is the only sport I follow.

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>>75636251
>tfw you almost got Devin Booker

>>75636279
/hoc/ is worse they have an attention whore named kippers

>>75636279
Probably ya. Some anon heard mods talking shit about us in their mod discord or something.

>>75636030
stone jubbards wood penis, lol pacers got swept hahahaha

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Utah will beat the warriors in 5!!

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>>75636300
>highest percentage of canadians
>worst board
Interesting pattern...

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oh, hey there lebron

>>75636127
lol, DON'T ASSUME MY GENDER, THIS IS WHY CHARLOTTE MOVED THE ALL STAR GAME i yelled, as their faces slowly expressed horror.

>>75636306
Lmao, who cares bro? they h8 us cus they ain't us, lmao, bunch of nerdy ass hall monitors lmaoooo


I remember there was a hall monitor in middle school, we gave him a swirly and he was laughing the whole time! HAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA

>>75636315
>Durant decides not to play

What now?

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>>75636317
Sup.

>>75636333
3-4

>>75636216
fukeeeng roody gay mahn

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>>75636333
So.. You wanna head to the gay club after?

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>>75636333
see you tomorrow

This general is really fucking bad.

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>>75636346
I already got that shit at home nigga.

hmmm......the unique poster count donmt go up everytime this canadian post hmmmm hmmm we only got 1 canadian who has multiple gimmicks hmmm the forensics has been proven hmmm

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>caring about the playoffs
>caring about the 2nd round
>caring about the finals

pleb casuals, it's all about the NBA lottery baby.

>>75636361
Check out the Starcraft 2 general over at /vg/

But yeah way too much spam and unfunny "memes".

>>75636362
Actually jk i Google imaged her for the first time and I would fug with benis.

This is the funniest thread in a while

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>>75636362
Oh... o-okay... guess i'll just go by myself then...

>>75636362
wow i can see her tasty nipple u think she has milk in there i just want to yum yum it all up...... she got those kind of titties that bounce all over the place

>>75636362
lmao @ lebron's wife i've literally fucked hotter chicks

>>75636391
Virtual Reality doesn't count.

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>>75636386

>>75636391
RON CHUBBARDS BRICK TOES LOL

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>>75636404
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>>75636388
Seek help.

Honestly, who would even want Blake Griffin now?

He's a 28 year old that's already on a decline and looks broken down from all the injuries but he's still going to command a max contract next off season because he's a big name.

I can only think of the dumpster fire franchises desperate for relevance like Kings or Knicks

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>>75636404
brick toes u say?

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>>75636421
shut up, he could get drafted 1st overall with that attitude

Gearfags ww@?
just copped some new compression pants. they feel great, gonna hit up the gym pretty soon and see how im feeling it.
i should probably get a sleeve too

>>75636428
>The obliterated state of har_en's toenails

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BRICK TOES! BRICK TOES!

>>75636422
I want him.

>>75636422
Presti is too smart to sign him...right?

>>75636446
Should I get the kobe 10 elites or the ADS? I ordered the 10s but the order got all fucky and now I have to order again.

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>>75636296
>mfw looking through the google image results more thoroughly
Holy shit /nba/, why does he make such good reaction images?

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>when you wear shoes too small all your child hood and it pushes your other toes over your big toe

>>75636481
The ADs are uncomfortable as heck, and the rubber isn't durable.

>>75636481
Uhh I dont really purchase kobes because muh ankles but I'd say get the ADs. try going to foot locker or something and try on both before you buy them.

>>75636490
no stop it now, don't you do it.

>brick toes
>ringchaser
>3-4

How can one ever hope to compete with such a flawless legacy?

>>75636492
tanne cuck is soo jealous of that guy right now.

>>75636492
how the fuck can he play with toes like that?

arent toes used for balance?

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>>75636378
>His team doesn't have a top 4 pick in addition to a 1-0 lead in the conference semifinals

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tee hee looks like steph won the feet contest

>>75636518
I think as long as your big toe is fine you're alright

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>>75636490
I concur.
>>75636498
That's what I think I've been hearing about them.
>>75636499
I ran xc in highschool in minimalist shoes my brother made me wear I'm now I'm so used to low shoes that I can't get myself to buy the taller types of bball shoes.

>>75636521
Spoiled rich kid got everything he asked for and didn't have to wear tiny kmart shoes

Kobe has pretty nice feet too since his father was a former NBA player

>>75636327
Warriors defeat the Utah jizz in 5

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>>75636502
Don't do what? His face is just so expressive...

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>>75636521
>tfw when we're simultaneously googling pictures of nba player's feet

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>mfw Defrozen and Lowsy get BTFO tomorrow
>mfw leafs go into witness protection again

Abort thread /NBA/ went full gay mode

UGHHHHHHH DEMAR DEROZAN IS SO HOT!

>blake griffin was drafted over
>james harden
>steph curry
>demar derozan

jesus imagine how much better the clips would be right now if they drafted any one of those players over blake. And clippers picked him first lol. Is it too late to call griffin a bust?

>>75636528
The only low show I use to play is KD7, otherwise I usually play in jordan 13s, curry 3, or the lunar hyperquickness.
I dont know if Kobes have ankle support or not, but I tend to roll my left ankle a lot so I just stick to high tops

>>75636560
hindsight is 50/05

>>75636521

goddamn look at those shitty ass ankles, no wonder he gets injured all the time. His fucking shins are concave lmao, seriously shit curves inward

>>75636577
>injured all the time
nice meme

>>75636560
griffin was always a bust, everyone just pretended otherwise because muh dunks

>always injured
>laughable defense
>post moves consisted of falling into the defender while flailing his arms
>literally higher-jumping boris diaw

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>>75636577
he wears ankle braces during games, w/o that he probably would be out of the league

>>75636528
I'd recommend the Nike Hyperdunk Low 2016, Nike PG1, or the Under Armour Curry 2

>>75636567
>>75636528
Another thing, foot locker didn't have jack shit in size 12. I wanted to buy some PG1s, but they only had size 9. Tried to get Kyrie 3s, only go up to 11. Soldier 10, size 11. I had to settle for the curry 3s. Can anyone give me the rundown on the kyrie 3s or the pg 1s?

Reminder D'Antoni is 0-4 against pop

>>75636616
Kyrie 3:
>AMAZING traction
>HORRIBLE cushioning (but it DOES make you feel the ground on your feet more)
>Isn't that breathable
>Not supportive for your ankles
PG1
>GREAT traction but not as good as the Kyrie 3
>Better cushioning than the kyrie 3
>Better feeling materials
>Better support

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klo got kyrie all shook up

Tfw da celtics win da nbaf inals

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>implying we wont get 3rd seed next season
/nba/ on suicide watch

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i wonder what he's thinking about? I see him walking alone in the forest next to a stream, thinking about life, the universe, and the future of the Los Angeles Clippers. probably shedding some tears.

post yfw giannis drops 50 with 6-8 3pt fgs on the season opener

>>75636679
>Durcant, Poopovich, LeBrick BTFO
>IT dedicates it to his sister and everyone who's ever been fucked over by a lame superteam
I could get behind this

What's D'Antoni's record in the second round

Kelly Olynyk sucks so much

black women actually prefer white men

>>75636679
I would literally cry, it would be literally the greatest sports story ever, even better than superbowl 51

D'Antoni would be the perfect coach for the Clippers.

>>75636518
It's what is causing his back problems.

>>75636153
If Rockets score points, they win. If not, they lose

You guys ever eat your own shit?

>/nba/ doesnt like me
i thought i was the nicest one here baka desu

Something tells me this Spurs vs rockets series is gunna be historically great even when Spurs win in 6.

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>tannegod

>>75636746
Kek

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>brazil

>>75635763
for every round before CF

>best of 5
>if a team goes 2-0 automatically advances

rate

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>>best of 5
>>if a team goes 2-0 automatically advances

>>75636869
?

>>75636856
>implying the NBA will reduce its own income
impossible/10, you're not thinking with your shekels anon

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TT dumping kloe is the best news for the cavs all season

>>75636874
I know right?
what the fuck what he talking about?

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would okc have beaten the cavs?

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funf fact if a mod pop into this therad he'll delete 80% of the posts...

for shame /nba/...

>>75636914
added to the pastebin

>>75635823
That was Lebron

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>>75636879
He's dumping her to go back to his baby mama.

>>75636913
Last season? Probably so 2bh.

Russ > Kyrie
Dion > Smith
KD = LeBron
Ibaka < Love
Adams > TT

>Dion>Smith
lol

>>75636946
hes right u know

>>75636914
There will never be mutual respect between poster and mod, so why bother trying to care?

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>>75636942
>Durant = LeBron

>>75636950
this year yeah
nope not last year

>>75636946
The fuck are you laughing at, junior? Don't you have a game coming up? Maybe you'd be better than him if you spent more time practicing and less time shitposting

>>75636955
>implying shit does not equal shit

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Why is Westshit such a horrible player in the playoffs?

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can i get a point guard up in here?

anyone?

>>75636975
(You)

I think superteams are overrated. Everyone can have an all star performance, they just need the right coaching and system.

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>>75636993

Thinking about ordering some edibles. Any senpai here tried that?

>>75637002
Implying coaching matters in the NBA

Just want to say hd we had blake we'd've swept the jazz...

This team just cna't catch a break

>>75637015
hey clips hop on 2k real quick

>>75636942
You only got the first one right

>>75637011
t. Lebron fan who's never played a lick of organized basketball

>>75637004
Chris Paul isn't the type of guy that cares about money, right?

>>75637015
kys faggot

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>>75637023

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>>75637046

quick /sp/ post
>Height
>Position/role you usually play in pickup games
>Preferred position/role
>Weakness
>Strength
6'4
C
SF
finishing through contact
shooting

>>75637015
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75637015
ur chair cant catch a break either

>>75637054
6'11
C
C/Glass Cleaner
Shooting
Shaqtin niggas in the paint

>>75637050
Don't @ me again

>>75637054
>Height
5"7
>Position/role you usually play in pickup games
Center
>Preferred position/role
Center
>Weakness
Shooting, layups, dribbling, passing, being too physical
>Strength
strength, rebounding, fouling ppl really hard, stomping on ppl's foot and pretending it was an accident(I've broken at least 2 ppl's toes that I've known off...)

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>Don't @ me again

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>I've broken at least 2 ppl's toes that I've known off

>>75637077
there's no way you are 6"11, I will never post here again if you are actually 6"11 that's how sure that you are a lying asshole...

>>75637066
>>75637058
>>75637036
>>75637020
laugh all you want but in your heart of heats you know this clips team if not for injuries would be in the finals every year contendinfg...

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>>75637102
>in your heart of heats
my team is still in the playoffs

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>there's no way you are 6"11, I will never post here again if you are actually 6"11 that's how sure that you are a lying asshole...

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>>75637077
>6'11

>>75637112
unless i see some poof I'm going to keep posting because we all kno that anon is lying

>>75637117
>>75637125
You guys are telling me you don't make your guys in 2k over 6'10?

>>75636249
i think its supposed to be a shadow

>>75637125
We thought you ended your life and killed you're self after the game. Some anon reported the rumor. What the hell were you doing?

>>75637132
pretty sure >>75637054 was talking about real life not 2k...

also not it's fun to play big men in 2k now due to speed cap restrictions...

>>75637151
He's clearly talking about 2k

>Height
5'10
>Position/role you usually play in pickup games
PG
>Preferred position/role
PG/Floor General
>Weakness
Streaky Shooter
>Strength
Finding open shooters, making plays, flashy passes

Played my first pickup game of the summer last week, I played well but fuck I need to do some conditioning. My endurance is complete shit

>>75637145
UNlike most ppl here I actually have a life and am not posting 24/7....

I was at my tattoo artist's art exhibit tonight so I missed the entire game, I had a bad dream last night about the game so I choose not to watch it...

>>75637160
he said pickup games, I know there's that my park thing in 2k but it's not called pickup, pickupgame is what you do irl, you'd realize that if you ever went outside and played a game of bestketball ever...

>>75637171
Why are you being so rude and confrontational? It's okay to admit when you're wrong bro.

Can't wait to see D'Angelo in the playoffs next season tbqh fambam

>>75637178
why are you so fucking stpid as fuck?

see>>75637168 pretty sure she isn't talking about 2k either...

do everyone here a favor and get kill yourself in your sleep....

>>75637183
Sorry for your loss

clips is on a rampage...

>>75637182
I rarely see active nba players in the stands to watch other teams in the playoffs....

>>75637183
The first sign of grief is denial.
The second is anger (where you are)

It's cool bro, we're all friends here, noone will think any less of you when you admit you were wrong in thinking we weren't talking about 2k.

>>75637189
>not tolerating blatent stupidilty
>on a rampage

lol right get fucked and die you stupid fuck

>>75637171
>I was at my tattoo artist's art exhibit tonight
Free food

> so I missed the entire game
Hiding from humiliation because you're 287
> you'd realize that if you ever went outside and played a game of bestketball ever...
You're too fat to play pickup basketball Clips4lyfe. Everyone knows you're fat

>>75637199
NO ONE besides you thought we were talking about 2k look at the responses again you fuckin mauren...

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>>75637204
>blatent stupidilty

>>75637015
>we'd've swept the jazz...
>with blake griffin
>what is game 1

the only games the clips won rudy didnt play. so that argument goes both ways
and i realize he started game 6 but he didnt finish it

>>75637214
Look, if it helps you sleep tonight I'll go ahead and apologize for you.

I am sorry anon
I was totally wrong, everyone in the thread was talking about 2k, and I made a simple error in thinking we were not and grievously assaulted you in the process, for that I am Sorry

>>75637219
gobbert isn't as good or as important as blake is, that's like comparing a honda civic to a ford focus...

>>75637234

there isnt a player in the league that does was gobert does. the only one close is deandre jordan and he just got btfo

>>75637245
>he just got btfo
Dj put up much butter stats vs Gobbert in this series.....

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you may only respond to this post if your team is still in the playoffs

sorry food4lyfe you got pastebannered

>>75637254
>implying you can stop me from respnponding to any post...

lol

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My team is in the playoffs, but I will not sully my post by giving you (you)'s

So please, enjoy paul pierce holding 2 (Two) phones.

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Why the fuck is clips now on the bullying side?

The only way to stop a bully is to become his friend.

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this nigga obsessed with paul pierce lmaoooooo thousands of nba players and dis nigga choose this literal who

>>75637254
GSW is going to rape the Jazz, maybe it will be 4-1.
Worried about the Spurs in the WCF though.

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>this nigga obsessed with paul pierce lmaoooooo thousands of nba players and dis nigga choose this literal who

you got members of /nba/ making deviantart sonic shit

now this is true autism

HOW DO I STOP EATING!! I DONT WANNA BE LIKE clips4lyfe NO MORE!

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>>75637323
yo shutup

Post things that will never happen
>Seattle coming back

Mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B63BurbxZI0

>>75637489
Moood: fuck your feelings lmao not /nba/ triangled

Rudy Gay making a return to peak all star form. Would be a nice addition if he joined the Celtics he could be like the Celtics version of Joe Johnson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NEeMspk_UA

Business idea: post 'BBB' then offer Nike the rights to the comment for $1b

>>75637004
if he wants a ring he will go there

but he doesnt, he wants that clippers max

>>75637524
It's literally about Wilt Chamberlain

New Mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Prfg3vyZkA

>>75637554
blacks that act white= all these soundcloud rappers

>>75637573
le I watch anime and can rap rappers

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>>75637548
Speaking of max and Clippers, is there anyone on the Clippers' roster that doesn't play for money? Jamal Crawford?

>>75637597
All NBA players play for money. It's illegal to play for free.

>>75637605
>>75637597
Let me rephrase that. Is there anyone who enjoys playing basketball on the Clippers roster?

>>75637540
I never doubted this guy. Hopefully he gets traded to a contender soon

>>75637605
Aren't there veteran minimum salaries? Usually to employ busted old dudes but loyal players also trying to make room for cap space (I think Tim Duncan took less money in his final seasons).

>>75635868
Drop griff, he's too injury prone. Pick up Paul George. Maybe you lose to the dubs in 6 next year instead of not even getting to play them

Andre Roberson shots free throws at .143 in the playoffs Wow

>>75636223
(You) were saying?

>>75637054
6'0"
SG
SG
Driving, layups
3&D player. Good passing too

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>all these 6'0+ lanklets ITT

disgusting tbdh

>>75637679
bruh you like 5'3', a diet of sewage water and moss from rocks didn't help you

>>75637548
he ain't no cuck like David West, muh rings can fuck off when you're sacrificing millions for that shit

>>75637679
curry is 6'3"

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wip tbqh

thanks bombston

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>mfw 6'2 but tell everyone im 6'3 curry height

>>75637684
ackchyually i'm 5'9 just like isaiah thomas bruh...

>>75637688
right

money is much more important than being on some retarded meme legacy

id chose the money

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reminder

>>75637780
I made that post lol

>>75636521
bunions are a progressive deformity

they progress into fucking up the rest of your toes

>>75637780
ok? thanks for reminding us of some irrelevant post?

>>75637869
Ur ounched.

>>75637877
ok? thanks for reminding us of some irrelevant post?

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>mfw a celtics fan tries to argue jaylen brown is better than my ingiegram

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>>75637905
>some people

Why so much hate?

>>75637917
Weak ass dunk

>>75637925
..im hangry because my taem lost and theirs no food in the my fridge i shotput a lot when my sugar gets lewd...i apolgize and will try to do batter next time...

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>>75637933
tough crowd i tell ya

>>75637933
it's up for dunk of the year actually

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>>75637942

>>75637652
Thing about it is you can tell it's all mental. There's no physical excuse when you've been doing it since you were a kid and did better in college.
Can't handle the spotlight on the biggest stage with money involved.

>>75637925
Because the one autistic spammer here has created a culture of retardation and mockery.

>>75638015
So he's the nigger of /nba/

>>75638043
Funny enough yes.

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>>75635763
I was at work and missed the entire debacle.

Anyways.

>3-1
>three and one
>three wins and one loss

I should probably make a 1st round exit image next.

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There we go.

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And here's an old highlight from the past.

>>75638110
cp3 is fucked if he stays, the clippers are cursed

I guess Clippers4Lyfe isn't on here talking shit now?

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I mean as much as I enjoy shitting on the Clippers, I have to give credit to the Utah Jazz.

They went from being a "literally who" team to placing 5th in the West and making it to the 2nd round.

>>75638178
They drafted well but that's about as good as they'll be unless they sign a superstar.

>>75638144
i think he killed himself

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>spurs vs rockets
i dont know who i want to lose more

>>75637015
>fully healthy team
>at home
>playing a lower seed without their best player
>choke

Enjoy your offseason clips.

>>75638178
>Snyder not considered for CotY

He won't win, but he should be in the discussion with Stevens, D'Antoni and Pop.

>>75635763
this schedule must be a mistake. What time do the knicks play?

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>Jews milking this Isiah Thomas sister storyline

I put NOTHING past jews, they'll turn anything into a storyline for money. I wouldn't be surprised if Chyna is still alive somewhere cashing those silver checks or they got somebody from the Jewish illuminati mafia to whack her in a car wreck. The Celtics are now the nba darling that will win it all this year after another freak scenario/injury featuring key cavs/warriors players. I call lebron or kyrie going down and maybe even green or curry.

Remember "for entertainment purposes only" goys, there's literally no law that prohibits the nba from fixing series contrary to popular belief. They only went after bookies and mobsters making illegal sports bettings via point shaving.

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whatever happened to le new lebron number 1 pick lsu man?

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I don't watch apehoop, but tell me straight, are the raptors fugged tonight? I need a 2nd game for my proline.

>>75638487
well they clearly let him win that series versus the bulls as a result i dont know if the slut is dead or not but the fix is in

>>75638685
the captors are getting swept by legod

Spurs will beat rockets then beat warriors in 7. Final: Spurs v Cavs

>>75638520
(((They))) put him on ice so he can get ROY next year.

>>75638838
What a let down that would be, but I guess The Spurs are LeBron's greatest enemy

>>75638842
apparently he's 7 foot now

Its not even the Warriors that piss me off, though I hope Curry tears his acl dancing, its their fans. There's something inherently cancerous about the bay area. You guys know Hetfield had to move out of there became he couldn't stand it? Talks about it on YouTube, interesting listen

>>75638868
more fake news from Josh Harris's marketing dept.

>>75638896
nothing more enrages me than gook warriors "fans". It's not even all the native fans either, it's also the fucking blatant bandwagon faggots. You know it's bad when you see a sizeable amount of yellow and blue jerseys at fucking Madison Square Garden out of all places.

>>75639014
Damn Hinkie you savage af

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>yfw your team offers Blake a max contract

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>>75635334
If only there was a team that has a 2-0 record on the Warriors' home floor over the past 2 years or something.

If such a team existed, then it could surely pose a threat to them should they meet in the finals.

Come to think of it.. I'm sure I've seen a team like that somewhere before..hmmm..

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niggas I'm watching CNBC, What the fuck is with this motherfucker's eye?

>>75638178
Boston's rebuild was better. First year they won 25 games, then they won 40, then 48, now 53. They also have developed into a team that is capable of winning in the playoffs, as evident in the fact that they are on track to at least reach the ECF at this point.

That doesn't even include all the brooklyn picks, which are almost guaranteed to secure Boston a prime opportunity to add the superstar talent they need to win a chip.

>>75637548
If he wanted a ring he'd sign the vet min and go to GSW.

If he wanted the ring as a starter he'd go to San Antonio who'd scrap their roster to fit him.

If he wants to scrape into the playoffs every year while making the most money he'll stick with Clippers.

If he wants to MISS the playoffs while making less money he'll go to the Pelicants. Seriously, that team is going to collapse under Cousins' baby attitude.

>>75636993
Just re-sign Jrue and be happy with your 7/8 seed sweep against the Spurs/Warriors.

Then watch Cousins fuck off at the end of the season.

>>75638487
I can see the Celtics reaching the ECF and winning two games against Lebron before losing.

Their memeball chucking and HCA will help out a ton.

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>TOV 8

>memeball chucking
Is there a more ignorant thing to say than this? Boston isn't out there just chucking up tightly contested 3 pointers. They are moving the ball and getting wide open looks, so of course they shoot the 3 when they have it.

Remember how John Wall's own homecourt fans hate his guts and bully him all the time?