/afl General - One Left Standing Edition

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>Bulldogs this week
It's been good while it's lasted lads

>>75635619
why the fuck do Geelong play 4 of their home games not at home? It's stupid man. Punishment for the only Vic team to not be a home sharing pleb team. Every single Adelaide home game is played at Adelaide Oval. Every single West Coast game at DS.

Like, what's the point of a home game if you play at the away teams home? At least play the game at the Melbourne stadium that isn't the opposing teams home maybe? Play North at MCG and Collingwood at Etihad, not the other way around.

Yes, we should have still been able to win if we're a good team, but why do Geelong get gimped when it comes to actually getting a home ground advantage when compared to other teams that have their own home games?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12869586/r

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How many AFL players take hard drugs like meth? How often do you reckon?

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HEAVE HO UNNA

>whorks getting a woman as ceo because caro kept shitting on them
top lmao

>>75635913
kardinia park is undergoing renovations, that's why they can't play there at the moment

and anyway the club itself doesn't want to play all their home games there, they'd rather play eg hawthorn and collingwood at the mcg to rake in those shekels

>next game vs Crows.

Well the win was nice while it last norfbros...

http://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/nat-fyfe-signs-rich-deal-with-st-kilda/news-story/56d7d41f7098528db0e5e0829d013cea

Thoughts?

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I wish the Melbourne Hawks merger happened, lads

>>75637661
stkilda makes no sense for him

>>75637762
I know right. I heard this rumor last year too as well. Pretty fucked for some radio hack to fuel the fire of speculation this early in the season.

>>75637661
st kilda have made a huge offer for him, plus they have the cap room and picks

that said it would be a weird move for him to make

>>75635656

Im tipping tiges to be 7-7 after round 15

>>75637793
yeah 1.5 mil a season plus that future pick from Hawks will be nice but being a WA country boy, having built and designed a North Coogee house it would definitely be strange.

>>75637661

man, he really doesn't want a premiership does he?

>>75637793
freo will definitely have just as much salary cap space to match the offer

>>75635913

kek geelong bitch salty that his shitty team can't win unless its at their piss ant irrelevant stadium

Nat Fyfe would personally drown every sandgroper pleb in a bathtub for 1.5 million a year. He doesn't give a fuck about you, or your poothetic little "state"

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>>75637705

*blocks your path*

>>75637861
based diamond joe

shame about all the bankruptcies

>>75637661
imo it won't happen.

>"Port Adelaide has paid $500,000 for the rights to the Suns' home game and wanted Gold Coast to switch to a white jumper, fearing the red and gold would attract the support of the Chinese."

How fucking arrogant as a club must you be when you are both collectively trying to bring the game abroad and generate interest internationally that you get pissy that the fans might turn up and cheer for the team because of your oppositions colors. Port are fucking scum.

>>75635913
Too many Collingwood & Essendon supporters, Hawks vs Cats tickets sell like hotcakes, etc

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>>75638154

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THEY'RE OUR SUPPORTERS!!!!!!!!!

>>75638154
>Port willingly wants chink supporters

Port is degenerate scum.

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>>75638154
>we only want people to turn up and like us fuck the whole international experiment
Shoot the lot of them, especially that bald fucking kike Koch

>>75637661
Can Freo management just get some bored Shekelstein lawyer to find some shit to string up this radio hack on for rumors/false news/libel/defamation of character or something?

Think of the pressure and scuttlebutt on him now that this now is out there so early in the season. Not much of a "scoop" when you still have 3/4 of the season left before you can even be seen to be right and if you're not people have already forgotten. Fuck that guy honestly.

>>75635656
Only gotta win 6 or 7 more games this season lad, we got this.

A chick cut me on the foreskin a week ago with her fingernail and it still hurts lads, what should I do?

who /afl360/ here?

>>75638311

soak it in a wheelie bin full of warm salty water

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>>75638477
>>75638498
>deleting your posts in Monday /afl/ thinking people will care about your shit joke
unrepresented levels of insecurity

>>75638311
Soak it in a cup of warm salty water

>>75638517
Wonder if his management defended him so hardt today because it's so early in the season and they will slowly drip-feed "taking calls" and "offers on the table" towards the end of the season to transition into it

>>75638498
>>75638527
Thanks lads, will try it

>>75638311
surely if you have a foreskin it should act like a natural bandaid lad. Wash yourself well when you shower to prevent infection and go beat the shit out of the slut who did it.

>>75638569

Honestly tho, if you any sort of infected cut saltwater sorts it out overnight, I do it all the time

>>75637661
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70778639/#70795692

By next year I meant 2018.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTV_xiHFkGs/

Cute vid

>>75638684
>he knows every team
>shows like 5 cards
>dumb bitch picks up the same card twice
that being said that kid is autistic because no one can sing the GWS or Gold Coast songs. Future /afl/ tripfag to be sure.

>>75637829
>5-1
>0 games played at Kardinia Park this season
>can't win away from home
Okay

>>75638684
Call me crazy but I swear AFL players kids are disproportionately boys, like way more than 50%. Is there some kind of behind the scenes eugenics father/son rule conspiracy going on? Is it something evolutionary to do with top % males? (it's probably my selective memory)

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Male, but Black
Female AND Black
White, but also a female
White AND Male, but also a poofter

who do you choose?

>>75638748
just alpha chad genes seeping through.

AFL lads leading the way with the family unit, more aussie blokes need to be like them.

>>75638765
I'll choose the gallows thank you very much

>>75638748
not st kilda players lmao

but seriously I reckon it's because of the father/son rule that you are much more likely to remember a player having a son

>>75638797
>Hunter Hayes
>James Riewoldt

>>75638801
I didn't say they had absolutely none but a disproportionate number of their 200+ gamers have only had girls

>>75638808
same as freo lad

>>75638765
To kill? The faggot. To fuck/work with? Delta.

Big Points Daniher

>>75638748
It's overwhelmingly the opposite mate from research I've seen. Something about their body temperature being elevated for so long during training and matches that affects their sperm they always have girls, it's always been said (at least for me) "athletes have girls".

https://www.fb.com/SarahRayX/videos/1957683671181577/
Anyone in Poorth actually seen him?

>>75638197
>>75638203
>>75638208

Guernsey colour won't matter in the end. The Chinese will respect the 100 point spanking we'll give the GC on the day more-so than the colour of the strips.

>>75639616

>we'll

which member of the Chinese botnet are you?

>>75639616
then why has kochie been getting his autism fired up about this for the last six months?

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>>75639640

The Chinese will lose their shit over legitimate Aryan Superman Ollie Wines.

>>75639676

Cause he's a cunt? A cunt that's been good for our club but a cunt none the less.

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>>75639679

they're not alone

>>75635913
Why are Geelong supporters so disproportionately autistic?

>>75639697
>good for our club
>can't get a simple contract about wearing which jumper right

Reality Check on Tip God watch

>>75639616
>Guernsey colour won't matter in the end
And yet they paid $500,000 for "home game" rights and kicked up a fuss to make Suns wear the white strip which failed

>>75639720
>Straffo is not only mentally retarded but homosexual
What a surprise

>>75639867
You have to actually tip games to be a tip ""god"" trip on faggot

>>75641205
How mad would dangercunt be about fyfe getting paid so much more than him?

>>75649960
I'm pretty sure he'd be fine as he didn't move to a shitcunt team

>>75650049
He could be a lot of coke with that extra money

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What did Acres mean by this?

>>75650573
Lel

I once found the entire port adelaide squad on facebook by mistake.
>you will never be chad wingard

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heh

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>tfw you solve the housing crisis

>>75655046
I thoroughly enjoyed Jasper Pittards explanation as to how his account got "hacked"

>>75657237
Is his retardation degenerative? I swear his posts get dumber and dumber.

>>75657237
if you ever needed anymore proof straffo is autistic/retarded, here it is.

>>75635913
>Every single Adelaide home game is played at Adelaide Oval. Every single West Coast game at DS
These teams only have access to one stadium.

fwiw, Geelong Cats have the best deal re. home games in the league. Their own ground completely unlike any other but don't have the travel burden of WA and QLD teams

I think Straffo is a pretty cool guy. Eh fights gohsts and doesn’t afraid of anything.

>>75657237
oh my golly gosh

>>75635619
Hey guys know where I can find the nrl general thanks

>>75657557
NRL generals have been cancelled until further notice due to low attendances

>>75657237
Huge if true

>>75657571

geez you weren't wrong. they were doing well last season

CAN'T FUCKIN HANDLE THAT PINNED TWEET GET RID OF IT STRAFF AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What's for dinner lads?

>>75657664
your mrs pussy and arse

>>75657629
he's going at 0.67 likes a month on it

>>75657664
Just had some left over rice from chinese last night and 10 coles chicken nuggets will have a Meatlovers later tonight.

>Fight against sexual harassment[edit]
Sears has often publicly criticized men who have been accused of sexual harassment and is an advocate for change in sexual profiling and fair play for women and men.[8][not in citation given] She recently decided to expose men’s harassment through her social networking sites. In an interview, she said that she received messaging indicating her as a slut and she has been fighting against such attitude of men towards women. Her step to expose these men has motivated other women who are a victim of harassment in social networking sites to take action against it.[9][not in citation given][10][not in citation given]

>Sears also criticized president Donald Trump for a video from 2005 where Trump was recorded saying how he tried to sex with a married women and made derogatory comment about grabbing women by their private parts and calling women names.[11][not in citation given] Sears posted on Twitter how gross and demeaning his comments were and how this is sick for America.

bizarre

Big Points Daniher working the scoreboard

Has /afl/ ever worked as a scoreboard operator at a game?

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>>75657711
Then goes and fucks serial womanizer Warney.
Letting women think their opinions matter was a mistake.

>>75657721
I don't leave the house mate

>>75657721
I did at a Cricket match a few times

>>75657721
it's pretty easy now if your club has an electronic scoreboard, I remember it being a bit of a pain in the arse doing it manually - not worth the pie and coke at all

ded thread

anyone wants me I'll be over at /r/afl

>>75657711
>This article is being considered for deletion in accordance with Wikipedia's deletion policy.

>>75657770

think searsy might be doing a gillon

>>75657629

does it even make sense? I honestly cant comprehend it

>>75657752
I like the manual ones 2bh. Standing in the box, sheltered from the wind and rain and just pulling the slot open and dropping new numbers in while enjoying a bundy.

>>75657788

At first I thought he might have forgot he pinned it but I'm sure he realised soon enough.

I assume he thinks that the 'Republican/Trump ally will be killed and he'll be turned into a martyr' narrative will still happen so he's just waiting for the 'I told you so' moment.

Genius works in mysterious ways.

>>75657716
worked it into a shoot

>>75657778
Rompingwins is Hamish, lad

>>75657943

of course. silly me

>>75657900
6+ (points)

>can't tip sports
>can't tip cows
>can't tip who stole his Muslim spouse

Is Straffo a work, a shoot or a worked shoot?

>>75658164
He's like brawl for all, you'd like to think it's a work but it actually happened

>>75657721
Me, done it for local footy, local cricket and local soccer. Even in local soccer you have to change the score seven or eight times because one of the teams is usually a right mess and can't fucking defend

>>75658473
Also usually in soccer there's four or five numbers missing from the bag because the wogcunts keep stealing them

>>75657597
Kek

>>75649960
If Danger wanted more cash he could've gone to just about any Melbourne based club rather than Geelong.

based RC

based silent majority!