/mlb/ General - Rickey Romero Edition

As bad as your team is you will never be 1899 Cleveland Spiders bad.

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the best announcer

>>75634756
agreed & upvoted

>trying to rebuild the memeiners on the show
no matter what I do my team is mired in mediocrity, destined for 8x wins, or to be beat by cleveland early in the playoffs
its 2024 in my universe and they still don't have a pennant, and felix just retired

>>75634756

actually unironically not bad. dry and states the obvious, but that's half of all baseball color commentators

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REST IN PISS
DR. NOAH SYNDERSGLASS

SUMMER 2015 - SPRING 2017

You my only post in this thread if your team has a pitcher with at least 1000 innings pitched and 32+ starts in a season

>>75634791
Fire sale and start over m80

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The most competitive divison

>>75634806
My team has a pitcher with 162 starts in a season.

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>Mets fans won't post here for weeks
And the quality of life in these threads skyrockets

>>75634806

i pitched 190 starts last season for my team and i've racked up over 9,000 innings total

>>75634829
A BIG GREEN UP ARROW

No one cared who was until I put on the trip

>>75634852

that's why i post anon 90% of the time

i don't want you fuckers knowing

>>75634815
i literally just did, the average age of my starting 9 is just over 27 and they're all 81 OVR or above, my rotation is even younger and better and yet we went 84-78 last year and all my players regress when they come to seattle despite A grade coaches across my staff

>>75634829
considering its a mortgage company you think it might occur to them having A BIG RED DOWN ARROW is symbolic enough to appear like a house falling over, alluding to the popping of the housing bubble and eventual rise in interest rates(and mortgage rates as a result)

>>75634791
uninstall and do this is OOTP

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>mest

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTh9ZUlh0uV/

>being this mad

Is this kid the next eatdatpussy fo fo five?

Even though they lost today, the Rockies are still doing very well. Looking forward to what should be a good series in SD.
Also, the NL West is the toughest division in baseball

>>75634928
this kid is what's wrong with america

>>75634836
I know. It's fucking great.

>>75634949
it's the AL EAST West basically.

Two basement teams that win one here and there and three top dog October teams

The central and east is a joke

is ed walsh the most handsome pitcher of all time?

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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

>>75634882
OOTP is in depth and is better than the show but
A) you can't play the actual baseball part and
B) it moves at a fucking snails pace, it takes like 15 min to go through one calendar day

>>75635093
I only hate you because you don't help your team when it counts.

>getting eliminated by Kershit at home

>>75634576
>not knowing Benito Santiago

>>75635185
Forgive him he's either a lifelong Cubs fan or 12 years old.

>>75635127
In all fairness the lefthander who owns Harvey most is Kershaw. So he wasn't doing shit regardless. He's like 2-20 with 15K's. He's homered off Kenley though.

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Caption this

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>>75635291

>>75634836
>obsessed autists will continue posting about them at every opportunity

so really nothing has changed

>>75635428
You're just exchanging one group of autists with another.

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>>75635428
>*gets meme'd on*
>"maybe if I say they're obsessed they'll stop bullying me"
Lmao. Fuck outta here cuckboi. If you can't handle the banter log off

>>75635464
>he dropped it

someone sign this girl

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>>75635428

we're all obsessed autists, moron

it's a lat injury and we won the series

embarrassing loss but "it's a long season" desu

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>>75634829

>>75635587
Keep flying that arrow and maybe the Sox will make the playoffs!

>>75635464
That's a balk

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>>*gets meme'd on*

>>75635587
I feel like ____ THE ARROW is a great meme. reminds me of those epic skittles commercials

Lmao fuck the Mets. I'm fucking happy to see this. The Cubs rotation is the only rotation that can be considered better, statistically, than the Mets so it's great to see that now they haven't even got a chance to compete with them. This is especially sweeter after the umpball that kept the Cubs out of the World Series in 2015

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Let him play Pete. He has moxie, spunk - that's something you can't teach

don't respond

>>75635662
Sorry mo all I heard was "I'm fucking better, great now. Haven't got a chance to compete, sweet!"

>>75635677
For the love of god Jorge Alfaro learn how to defense

>>75635699
Lmao that doesn't even make sense. Kill yourself and never come back.

I'm thinking of creating a new character /mlb/, what fanbases are in desperate need of better representation and publicity?

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>>75635587

>>75635704
Yeah sadly Rupp is the best arm we have right now but aside from today the fucking dude can't hit.. or catch.. or anything

Alfaro won't be ready for at least a few months

>>75635709
You don't make any fucking sense you walking abortion.

>>75634756
How many of her fellow broadcasters are hitting below the Mendoza line?

>>75635748
there's that tripcunt humor we all know and love

>>75635712
red sox

>>75635712
Whos

>>75635776
Still doubt Lester is DG falseflagging the Cubs? Take this post, or any other mL post, and replace "Cubs" with "Dodgers" and say to yourself "Does that sound like something DG would say?"

>>75635712
dads, rockies, marlins maybe

Like, seriously we couldn't even hit their bullpen after the guy gets freak FINGERNAIL injury. You'd think out of the 7 guys they trotted out there we could hit one of them. Archer turns in anotehr stellar performance and we just fucking let him down. This is the 7-17 Jays we're talking. No loss has hurt like this one.

>>75635799
I've talked to DG on discord he's not m'lady

>>75635464
Anime was a mistake

>>75635826
How did you go from a Giants fan to a Rays fan?

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>the Rays aren't a threat for the div-

>>75635712
tardilels for sure

>>75635855
I've never been a Giants fan buddy guy, where'd ya get that idea?

Tampa Bay Rays since 2012 and that heartbreaking ALDS loss to the BombSox. Did you know that Price's best playoff start was with us?

>>75635891
Did you know that David Price was saving all his postseason wins for the Red Sox?

>>75635891
>since 2012
>a rays fan who missed DAT NIGHT

What a shame

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>>75635906
Hard to win a postseason game when your team isn't in it

*and the crowd goes mild*

>>75635958
lel that's pretty funny.

Red Sox fans travel so well, I'm always impressed.

I'm movie to Phillie in a few weeks. Should I drop the Yankees and become a Phillies fan to fit in?

>>75636021
You should obnoxiously support the Yankees and go to Phillies games even if the Yankees aren't playing and shout "go Yankees."

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>>75636021
There are a decent amount of Yankees fans here sadly, you wouldn't be out of place. But we're always welcoming people to the club if you wanna be part of the 2020 Eries run.

How long until the Nationals leave washington? If they couldn't survive the first two times, this time wont either

>>75636071
>The Expos leave Montreal and go to Washington then leave Washington and go back to Montreal
This would be the best outcome.

>>75635891
I had never seen you before, and my autism flared up, and searched your trip on the archive and it turned up as a fella named "Bumgarner's Sinker"

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>Updated standings after this weekend
>Cubs/Red Sox still in progress (2-2; Bot 8)

>>75636126
That's actually quite impressive. My trip is just 3 numbers but I figured no one would would have used it but here we are.

Strop hasn't changed a bit I see

>>75636071

Leaving cities is more of a football thing, 2bh

>>75636229
But Washington lost two different teams already.

God bless MMR's little heart

>>75636262
It grosses me out how much you faggots worship him and TY

>shitcongo

>>75636242

which ones?

>>75636304
Both were called the Senators, one became the Minnesota Twins and the other became the Texas Rangers. You should know this.

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>red sox win

>>75636423
mo'Lester nowhere to be found...

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God bless the Red Sox organization. I'm talking about the organization. Class. Fenway park still going baby, built in 19-fucking-12 the year the titanic sunk. What does our organization do? Knocked down the cathedral way to go, waaay to gooo! Good thinking!

Now when I go to this new plastic replica of a stadium, empty seats behind home plate and all the fucking corporate jerk offs, on the phone, not even watching the fucking game waving to the camera. Good, good decision front office you fucking morons!

We use to go to the ball park and say, "that's where Mickey Mantle homered", "That's where Roger Maris tripled", "That's where Fritz Peterson got a blowjob". But you can't do that anymore! Now you go to this fucking place "ahh that's where Teixeira pulled his left nostril!".

Good for the Red Sox, good for them! I'd like to see the Red Sox and the Cubs! There I said it, I don't give a fuck! Call me whatever the fuck you want, call me an uncle Tim I don't give a fuck because I say what most Yankee fans are thinking

>Cubes

>>75634756
nails on a chalkboard, the entire ESPN baseball booth. fuck them all with rhino dicks

This is somehow the lowest I've ever felt as a Mets/Jets/Islanders/Knicks fan

>his team has double digit losses

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Eternal 4th Placers, you're next you fucking memelords.

>>75636473
you're a JETS fan and this is lower than that? wow, you really must be suicidal

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>>75634928
>Syndergaard, get outta here you little Barbie doll

Im ded

>>75636487
Just all of it added together make me want to ask them to turn the sports off at the bar.

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>THIS TEAM IS A FUCKING DISGRACE

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>>75636480

>>75636455
what's the origin of this pasta?

>>75636535
so, is >mest the new >rags?
>mest

>>75636573
me

>>75636596
w-who are you?

>>75636600
;)

>>75636480

>bombston

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>mest
https://youtu.be/_NReP4WPZbM

>the only reason the orange ducks won any games against the yanks is because the yanks put a 1st basemen in to pitch in the 11th inning

you can't make this stuff up

>>75636480
>bombston

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>>75636631
Actually they put a 1st basemen into pitch in the 9th inning and he pitched 2 innings before giving up a run to the orange ducks

You legitimately cannot make this up

>>75636631
>>75636669
>bombston literally still mad about a legitimate slide
imagine being this autistic and butthurt and also having a worse record than a team you think is shit

>>75636683
mad about what?

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>the orange ducks gave up a 9-1 lead to the yanks minus gary sanchez

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lol

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>>75636700
>being so obsessed you shitpost about a regular season game from 2 days ago
>still having a worse record

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>the orange ducks have given up 30 runs in the last 3 games

what is more JUST.........

madbum wrecking his shoulder while going hillbilly dirtbiking during the season

or

Syndergaard refusing preventative injury screening, only to get injured giving up 5 runs in a game his team lost 23-5 against their main rival

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>shitposting about a team in your division with a better record than you
really tinges the neurons

>>75636728

what about that royals pitcher falling off a barn

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>>75636710
>still trying to play down a massive collapse against a division rival 2 days later
>gets mad when damage control is called out
Orioles fans, everyone

>pretending like the AL actually matters anyway
cubes repeat, doyers win, or nats finally find out how to win a postseason series
or something weird like the rockies win, ya never know

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ORANGE DUCKS

>>75636733

god I didn't even hear about that? who was it?

>>75636728
Syndergaard by far. Bumgarner will improve and be right as rain in a few weeks. Noah just blew his arm out and will be out for the season.

>>75636728
what about that pitcher who did cocaine then crashed a boat?

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>>75636737
>still shitposting about a regular season game played by a team with a better record than your team

>>75636569
damn that's a big boy

i wanna suck him off under his belly no homo

>>75636751
damage control: the filename

>>75636740
Who's won more World Series titles? That's right the AL.

>>75636743
http://www.sbnation.com/2017/2/14/14614316/royals-pitcher-injured-brian-flynn-barn-roof

we classic royals now

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>>75634706
For me, it's the Chisenhall Windians

>>75636750

I was leaving out deaths. Obviously not even our drunken departed 3 amigos have nothing on aaron hernandez...

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>>75636758
>still shitposting about a regular season game played by a team with a better record than your team

>>75636728
Tom Glavine (I think) breaking a few ribs while puking up food on a team plane is a good "weird injury" story I remember reading about.

>>75635345
why hasnt anybody shopped spee in the screen?

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>>75636766
>still doing this much damage control

>>75636764
Baseball needs an Aaron Hernadez-type scenario to happen just for the intrigue and excitement.

Is Manny Machado the cleanest player in the league?

>>75636750
>tfw probably would do the same if mlb star
rip dude

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>>75636791
>still shitposting about a regular season game played by a team with a better record than your team

>>75636798
Yeah

>>75636791
>>75636805
Will you two just stop already. Jesus we'll be here all night listening to you to faggots go on.

bombston fans = cool
cuckrioles fans = fags and shameless handegg tripfags

My sources are telling me that Kris Bryant plans on signing with the Red Sox after his contract expires instead of signing an extension with the Cubs.

>>75636816
this

>>75636630


this brah is based

anyone shitting on him is a faggot

>>75636816
>a fucking leaf
lmao

>>>>>boston fans are cool
http://m.mlb.com/shared/video/embed/embed.html?content_id=479901783&topic_id=6479266&width=600&height=336&property=mlb

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>>75636814
no! whomever shitposts last wins the argument!
-Oriole shitposter

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Ran into Dodgers butt/Bakersfield bro on R9K kek

Socks
>keep you warm
>are /fa/ af
>soft; maximum comfy

Oriole
>shits everywhere
>doesn't benefit humanity in any way at all
>filthy animal

>>75636630

>boyuh

>>75636831

F

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>bombston

>>75636833
finally someone says it

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>>75636831

>>75636841
When confronted with reality, /nfl/ casuals (A.K.A. Oriole fans) drive by with epic video game reaction gifs. Sad!

>>75636816
>>75636833
both true

Is the AL East the most cancerous division?

>bombston
>leafs
>yankees fans are historically the most insufferable
>rays consistently worst in attendance
>baltimore doesn't have a basketball team or a hockey team, still doesn't give a fuck about the o's

All the other divisions I can name at least one team where I respect the fans. Not in the AL East.

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>>75636841
>actually uses a stale YouTube memer loser in a reaction pic
faggot

>>75636831
>this is the valiant battle the mods fight every day for the good of the board

what would we do without them

>>75636857

O's have a nice ballpark, at least

>>75636852
>bombston

>>75636831
>fat side of thick
what was this thread about? sounds interesting

>>75636845
kek the first post is about Toronto

>>75636870
>>75636831
never mind I'm retarded, thought it was the r9k thread, didn't process blue coloring

>>75636816
But Bombston's tripfag is literally a handegg tripfag

>>75636857
your real reason to hate baltimore should be that it's been nearly destroyed by mad niggers nigging out in the past few years instead paying attention to its one sports team

>>75636857
Every fanbase in the AL East has their own unique shitposting
>Boston: Weird, autistic style of shitposting.
>Toronto: Cancer personified when they're good. Optimist/Pessimist civil wars when they're bad
>Baltimore: Their shitposts seem like they're intentionally trying to jinx the team. It was really bad this weekend.
>Rays:
>Yankees: Fuck you, we aren't that bad right now. Wait until the team is actually good before you call us insufferable.

>>75636881
Orioles "fans" consist exclusively of an /nfl/ casual and a dreary racist loser that posts more about anime than he does about baseball.

>>75636883
*instead of

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Feels good that everyone is obsessed with us.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEEOZpdp9bo
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peprE67pd5U&feature=youtu.be
rly makes you think

>>75636886
>can't even comprehend the brilliant shitposting by Boston fans
>comes up with vague, stereotypical-4chan description to save face
>the city of OUT OF STATE Yankee tripfags

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>>75634791
>its 2024 in my universe and they still don't have a pennant, and felix just retired
this is the future i know is waiting for me

>>75636886
I'm not just talking about on /sp/ I mean in real life as well.

Yanks fans are quiet now, that's why I said historically.

>>75636862
Yeah, OPACY is very nice, frequently overrated though desu. Just because they were the first of the retro-style parks doesn't mean they did it best.

>>75636783
Kaz Matsui went on the DL due to anal fissures

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>>75636798

>>75636903
bombston fans are the masters of sincere post-ironic shitposting desu

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>>75636903
>Brilliant shitposting
>Constantly posting that Pedroia needs to be cut, how much chicken nuggets you're about to eat, to be quite honest with you Joe, etc.

yeah i think im gonna leave you guys to this thread
fucking autists

>>75636928
>to be quite honest with you Joe
To be fair this is a pretty solid meme, especially when coupled with angry pepe. 10/10 desu joey

>>75636928
i don't see a problem, friend

>>75636928
DFA

THIS

BUST

>>75636928
>Pedroia needs to be cut
we do this with every player every time they fuck up
>chicken mcnuggets
I don't frequent the gamethreads because of the slow cooldown time but seems highly unlikely, or just plain ironic

tbqhwyj

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MARINERS!

>>75636920
Class. CLASS!

>>75636908
chin up M'sbro, felix went into the HOF and picked up 3400 K's

>>75636928
the stankees are getting KILLED in the cultured shitposting game tbqh w/ u joe

>>75636920
what a little bitch

>>75634791
>>75636908
I won the 2028 series with them in OOTP. I think my team was exclusively fictional players though.

it's too bad the marathon bombers didn't finish the job and nuke the entire city tbqh

>>75636920
I don't know why the media is always on Machado's case. This is taken out of context in an attempt to make him seem like a dirty player. He's not. He's the cleanest player in the league.

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>>75636961
I can wait 11 more years senpai

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>>75636969
>>75636960
>>75636953
and this is what started it, getting tagged too hard

>>75636959
Honestly, I can understand why people appreciate the Red Sox shitposting culture, as autistic as it is. The Orioles's is just sad though. It's like they're intentionally trying to jinx their team.

>>75636977
kek what a crybaby

>>75636977
what a baby-back bitch

>>75636977
holy shit is he okay?

>>75636977
>machimpo

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>bombston making fun of anyone when the "hero" of their team is a literal roidmonkey
lmao

>>75636977
wow didnt know donaldson was such a dirty player

>>75636977
HAHAHA

This fucking general talks about the Orioles so much it should just be called /orioles/.

>>75636996
I'm
>>75636992
and a Jays fan, you fucking idiot

>>75636977
Classy play by Machado. That's just pure class.

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>>75636996
>orioles getting btfo itt
>still there's damage control
go to bed, man

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>>75636972
Here's your future Felix

Signing him pushed me to the 2nd highest payroll, whoops

>>75636996
>baltimurder making fun of any other city except oakland or chicago
lmao

>>75637013
>btfo by a team with a worse record
lmao

These insecure Orioles "fans" will disappear back to /nfl/ in a week when they're back at .500 and falling fast.

>>75637026
Don't bring that up, the orange duck fans get angry when you remind them they gave up a 9-1 lead to a team with a worse record

>>75637026
>resorting to the same single bit of damage control this entire thread
lmfao

Wouldn't it be embarrassing for your team to be up 11-4 in the 7th inning and still lose? It's a good thing no team has done that recently.

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>bombston LITERALLY has less wins and LITERALLY has more losses than the orioles

>>75637037
>still shitposting about a regular season game played by a team with a better record than your team

>>75637039
and after being up 9-0, too!

>>75637042
you just blew my mind harder than the aforementioned 9-0 lead against the Yankees two days ago

aren't baltimore and bombston pretty much the same thing though

like I thought they were all just one massive shitty new england sprawl, don't their suburbs connect?

AL East fans are cancer incarnate. You don't see us AL West fans acting like spastics.

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For me, it's the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Baseball Club.

>>75637042
You ran out of epic video game reaction gifs and you're resorting to My Little Pony images to show how not-upset you are that the Orioles are shit.

This is just getting pathetic.

>You don't see us AL West fans
fixed

>>75637065
>still shitposting about a regular season game played by a team with a better record than your team

>>75637063
For me, it's the Texas Rangers.

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The Los Angeles Dodgers are a baseball team in the National League

>>75637063
fun fact
this literally means The The Angels Angels of Anaheim

>>75637069
lmao

>>75637057
>canadians knowing US geography
no. New England is the extent of the Red Sox' fanbase (and even then west Connecticut is pseudo-NY), while the Orioles have the DC area (kinda).

Class. Manny Machado.
Why am I repeating myself?

honestly the only thing wrong with machado's slide was that it didn't end PEDroida's career

>>75634806
max was gifted a cy young because of kershaw's injury

>>75635587
I swear this arrow is going to be most hated to most loved in a year or two

>>75637114
Haha, as a Baltimore resident I have to agree with this post. Machado is probably the classiest player of this era.

>>75637153
I love the arrow. It's hilarious. Makes me laugh.

How long until Giants/Dodgers falseflagging turns into Red Sox/Yankees? Will the Red Sox or Yankees get their own DG? The future is going to be interesting.

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post em

>>75637194
Nobody's talking about the Yankees, fuck off

>>75637195
post template

>>75637195
top 5 or so players on my team are pitchers desu

The red sox are going to be crazy good when Ortiz gets back from being sick

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so hey guys I just picked up Jose Abreu for my fantasy team and am starting him this week in favor of Miggy because Miggy is usually a slow starter in the beginning of a season or coming back from injury. Any Who's fans caught any of Abreu's at bats over the last week? Has his AIDS really worn off? Looks like he's heating up. Sorry I'm like jacked on orange ad's I should be in bed. Greetings how is everyone tonight

>>75636899
>rags

>>75637227
Not a Sox fan but I also got Abreu and he's been shit as fuck all year but he woke up yesterday with two homers. His first since July or someshit. He's been injured but without question a top 10 1B in the game. Plus power. Keep him.

>>75637063

>club

>>75636021
Phillies mascot is based AF.
They are also the token underdog.
I'm biased though. I fuckin hate the yanks.

who has the bigger cock?

stanton or judge

both are at least 7 inches flaccid

>>75637389
steroids shrinks it

>>75637370


No mascot will ever top this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX4L2LHGs98

>>75637063
U are so so right my dude

>>75637420
>Quickest Lasorda has ever moved
>gotta do something when ur 28 games behind

This announcer is killing me

>>75637483

It took me about my 10th time of watching it to notice Weird Al's "I'm fat" playing in the park during the incident.

>MUH SIDES

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Why is Bryce so cool, /mlb/?

When >rags fans weren't shitting up threads these past 2 series were pretty nice. Stros and M's are best ALW opponents

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>>75637420

Yordano Ventura did nothing wrong

>>75637712
He was a chimp and he's dead now. You gotta get over it my dude

>>75637715
His death was more tragic than Nick Adenhart's

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>tfw sweptober

>>75637195
Give us the template faggot

>>75637731
>implying the Royals will be playing in October

1. Yordano Ventura
2. Jose Vernandes
3. Cory Lidle
4. Nick Adenart

POWER GAP

3001. Thurman Munson
3002. Lou Gerig

Why is MLB the only sport where unlikeable players like Ventura die?

>giants
>a flukey but competitive team
>win a World Series
>decide to see what dominating and failing feels like
>JUSTS their season right the fuck up

This is late 90s feels bruh

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Has he fixed it yet? Is he done trying to do too much and only get Ks

>>75637420
Hahahaha.

>mest

>mest

>>75634756
Approved

>>75637642
He hits walk off bombs and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>75637060
This is unironically better than the neverending dodgers/giants circlejerk these threads have been for years

>>75637063
>los los angeles angeles de los angeles

>>75637060
Thats because AL west baseball is a fucking joke with no history

>>75639557
More history than the concussion league you so dearly love, so why don't you go right back to that general instead of posting here, huh?

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>>75636630
>SYNDERGAARD, GET OUTTA HERE YOU BARBIE DOLL. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! GO GET YOU A ROBOTIC ARM

>>75640211
Calm down sweetie, dont get triggered when someone calls you out

Reminder that old bay's too dumb to ban evade so they'll be gone again soon

>>75640432
Shut the fuck up and go clean my chimney you limey piece of shit

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>tfw I fucking suck at hitting with Cespedes in Diamond Dynasty but my god that arm is irreplaceable

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hes here forever

>orange ducks have given up 30 runs in the last 3 games

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How can you not root for /our guys. The Arizona Sneks ?

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http://www.writesox.com/2017/04/has-avisail-garcia-been-possessed-by.html?m=1

mobile.twitter.com/Mets/status/859063648714579969

partial lat tear

I never want to hear other anons bitch about how bad their teams situation is because they have nothing on the Mets

>>75640975
or not giving a fuck about the mets

don't think we didn't forget how fucking autistic you and those KC fuckers were

fuck the mets

>>75640975
you realize the marlins and royals literally had their best players die and the white soxs have a big red down arrow until 2030?

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>>75640975
>implying

Another day, another mets fan to spit on

>>75640484
I know that feel. I'm abysmal at getting strikeouts with James Paxton, but I get 18 ground ball outs

>>75640975
I'm not a Mariners fan but I'm pretty sure they at least have had it worse for a while.

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Is there an unofficial rule that you have to be over the age of 50 to wear this? I see so many old dudes wearing this

>>75636098

No one in Montreal even likes baseball

>>75636630
Are all new York people this white trash?

>>75641339

He doesn't sound like he's from new york

>>75641375
> people from out of town supporting a new York team.

For what purpose

>winning Diamond Dynasty
>blue screen "an unexpected error has occurred"

REEEEEE WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

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>>75641419

They've got the best memes

>>75636630
he sounds like he's from texas

>>75641456

did you try not being a faggot?

>>75641339
>White

Why the fuck would anyone buy a post-season hat?

>>75641482
Dank as fuck. Do I have your permission to save this?

>>75641585
I only buy post season hats at the park never online or away

Why do the superheroes get injured so much?

>>75641674
Manfred juiced the baseball's with kryptonite because he wanted there to be more offense

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I've searched far and wide for it, but I think I've finally found the worst possible thing you could buy from mlbshop. $20 for it too

>>75636630
BASED

>>75641729
teams aside, that looks pretty comfy if you have just like a wooden chair with no footrest

>>75641729
that looks fucking awesome

>>75637060
>>75637063
good posts

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>>75641794
>>75641808

This was my runner up. It's Tanaka as a shitty elf. Also 20 dollars

>>75641862
This is way worse

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>>75641862
The Yankees ruin everything.

>>75641862
I would believe you if you told me this was a dog toy. Just horrible.

>>75641868

It's just I've never been in a situation where I would need the footrest thing. It would probably make your feel hot and sweaty in 5 minutes. You'd put it away one day, then never find it again

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>>75641862
Someone is running a business selling these for every sports team going lol

>>75641931
Did they make the Mensch on the Bench for the Jew Crew?