/147/ Snooker

kyp

first for boring final and selby's already given up

lel that ice

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First for based brit/pol/ lads

Very poor use of the phrase 'swings and roundabouts' there

I hate how people say

>rppnie chooses when to win la'

the only thing we can be definite about is, Higgins chooses when to lose.

thatsa spicy meatball

Even the thread went to shit.

In on new comfy thread

Come on Selby, can't have this finishing a session early tomorrow. May Bank Holiday requires maximum comfiness and an epic, late night Snooker final finish

Better OP but needs more work.

Ding - Higgins would've been much better

Pakis get out

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>>75628991
nah

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>Riggins removes his heart live on TV

>>75628991
cancer

in before t. Ahmed

Evening lads. Just came back from drinking with some friends. Missed the evening session up to now. Selby still getting molested, or do the scores decieve?

>>75629027
Ding wouldn't have won a frame

>>75629028
Good post

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>>75629005

>>75629041
Wtf am I looking at you mug?

>>75629041
With every post you become and even bigger fag.

>>75629015
Selby will put on the grinder and torture Higgins tomorrow. There'll be an evening session.

>>75629010
feels bad

>>75629042
>>75629049
wew

>>75629054
He's been unusually shite.

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*goes bankrupt*

>>75629005
GWAN RONNIE

>>75629051
t. Mohammed

>>75629010
Could've known. Alas.

The people shitting up these threads since the semis are the worst kind of normies - they don't actually give a shit and just want to say things to 'disrupt' so they can treat this place like it's fucking social media and get attention

>>75629076

Block the attention seeking faggot

>>75629054
ya piggins is in control

thread went full uncomfy so all in all you didnt miss much

>>75629005
stop posting for now, this is your best one yet

>>75629041
you do realise that being that progressive is totally against enjoying tradiational cultural games like snooker? and that fucking economic axis WEW

>>75629116
>>75629077
>>75629010
Typical Ronniefags desu

shit match, shit thread

>>75629150
>responderfag is also a wewfag
Just fuck off to reddit seriously

>>75629169
Got bored and started re-learning cursive. Day well spent.

>settle down please [x]

>>75629054
Selby isn't even there and the thread got destroyed again.

>>75629145
>thread went full uncomfy
Happened last year too when the finals happened. Sad. At least you're a bro.

come on markie selby
pot some fucking red balls
we'll go wild wild wild
we'll go wild wild wild

I'm a /pol/fag but even I draw the line at race baiting in comfy Snooker threads. Its just not right.

>>75629293
people are only shitposting because it's been a dead game and Higgins looked to be running away with it

>>75629122
>people
Little bit too much credit there but otherwise on point.

THERE'S ONLY ONE JOHN HIGGINS
OOOONNNEEEE JOHN HIGGINS

>>75629150
>because I am progressive I can't like sport
wew

HOW DID YOU SWALLOW THAT 300 GRAND JOHN?

>"I earn good money when I work but at this time of year there's no work."

That's from the Willie article. How much do the BBC pundits/commentators make? I've read many times that the BBC throws (taxpayer) money around. I'm watching the Eurosport coverage with Ronnie and Wind. Give me a refund!

ding ended at what 13 centuries?

>>75629417

Shitloads. Much as I hate the BBC and love Ronnie, Eurosport can fuck off when it comes to the World's

>"It's a massive frame" - Hendry

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>Ding with the most centuries by far

I.. I guess it's something..

>>75629454
Well, there we have it. Yes.

Snooker start same time tomorrow?

C E N T U R Y

>>75629454
ah nevermind they just showed

>>75629464
and Masters, and Uk Championship, and Welsh open

>>75629468

>Stephen "It's a massive frame" Hendry
>John "What a pot that was" Parrot

>>75629417
Based on this link, I'd give him around 50 grand.

https://nationalcareersservice.direct.gov.uk/job-profiles/sports-commentator

>>>/asp/

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>he watches snooker year round

COMEBACK IS ON LADS

>>75629532
>non-euro flag in this thread

FUCK OFF

>>75629532
Wouldn't be a /147/ without you Mr Peru

>>75629532
I've been wondering what took you so long. I missed you.

Only if you fuck off to >>>/asp/

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>>75629532
wew you actually made it at last

>>75629536
Bazza messing with the magnets to make for an exciting match.

IT'S THE PERUVIAN HUT BOY
I MISSED YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT

>>75629571
fuck off Ireland

Go on Selby, lad

3 on the bounce. Shame session is over, because he's on a good run

>>75629516

50 grand for Thorne, much more for Ken, JP, Hendry and Davis. Hazel and Jason Mohammed will be on serious money.

Beeb will spend at least a mil on presenter fees for what is easily one of the major sporting events of the year and a flagship BBC sports event with huge history and decent viewing figures

>>75629571
Once per thread is enough, my friend.

>>75629534
>He doesn't watch Ryan Day and Mark King playing the Welsh Open on ITV4 at lunchtime on a Tuesday

>>75629532

JF pls

>Selby now favourite

wew

>>75629603
I'd pay 50 grand for a chance to sniff Hazel's arsehole

>>75629606
You would love that huh? Dance, monkey dance.
Well, this monkey don't dance no more.

>LELBY

>was 4 frames behind
>amazing comeback
>still 3 behind

>would you believe it [x]

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Since this thread started, Willie Thorne has accumulated gambling debts of £1 million. He's lost the house, the car, the trophy missus, the fucking lot.

Dubs and someone sneaks into his tent tonight and puts him out of his misery

>flagfag comes (he has reddit flags as well)
>haha omg so comfy i missed u peru broo xx

>i come
>contribute to the thread
>anon: fuck off reeee i hate you

literally what's the difference between me and peru?

FUCK SAKE MARK

>that audience saying Gwan to Higgins

this sport...

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>lelby

>>75629659
dance pls

>session will wrap up just as Match of the Day is starting
Snooker is fixed lads. They're all riggin, it's just Higgins is the only one that's been caught publicly.

>>75629700
Simply the fact you crave the approval so much.

What are the UK viewing figures for the final for the final session? can't seem to find them

>>75629041
wow congrats on being a cuck my dude

>>75629516
>50 grand

I can't imagine they are salaried. I'd hope it's a per-session fee. If they did one a day at say £750 a pop, that's still £10k gross for the World. But I am literally talking out of my arse when I suggest this.

*SETTLING INTENSIFIES*

>>75629700

Your life revolves around shitposting. SAD!

>>75629700
Get a job you commie sponge

if i were john i'd look at vicky after every pot

>>75629755

>£750 a day

Behave mate. He earns 5 grand a pop for after dinner speaking.

This is a major sporting event and the BBC throw money around like crazy. Willie will have some big bets lined up come Tuesday believe me

>>75629847
Memes aside how old is she

>>75629700
you're a fat ugly cunt from wales

this match will be a blackball respot on decider

cap this post

>>75629847
I bet Mark is the type who likes to watch her get railed

>>75629700
Fuck off Ahmed

>>75629079
Poor Willie

Jeremy Corbyn will ban those awful FOBTs

REMEMBER TO ALWAYS VOTE LABOUR

>>75629866

33

Aging like semi-skimmed on a warm day

what the fuck does JF mean? and LARP?

>>75629866

About 5 years older than mark apparently

>>75629866
nobody really knows
legends says he sucks out the soul - and when i say soul i mean semen - of young snooker players to still look relatively young

holy shit this is riggins tier, he is giving it to selby

>>75629901
Fuck off JF you're not welcome here

>>75629901
fuck off newfag

I have to admit I have always been envious of Mark Selby's facial hair

I say this as a hairless cuck

>>75629901
johnny foreigner, they're a band
live-action role play

>Congratulations, you snookered yourself!

This fucking rigged frame jesus christ john

>>75629611
>Ryan Day

I played snooker seriously in the 90s and early 00s and played Ryan a bunch of times in competition. Actually I knew him very well and he is a good lad. Always a very strong player. . But one time he gamesmanshipped me in a tense decider and I let it get it to me. He beat me that day. Bastard!

>that shot

Earning your 75 grand there Higgins

Arrogant, cheating Scots cunt

>>75629948
t. Gary Wilson

>Higgo

>>75629941
cancer to snooker

>>75629941
>>75629946
>>75629949
been here longer than all of you.

JF is a new term

>riggins

FOOKIN WALLOP IT MAYTE

"you can't just keep missing though"

"oh you can, you can."

>>75629755
It definitely will be a fee per day, or per tournament, or something like that. But also, when Stuart Bingham had his world championship, someone in /147/ saw an interview where he said he'd made 300 grand over his career or something, and worked out he only got about £25,000 a year. It would be pretty unreasonable if the commentators got more than the players.

>>75630028
Kek

>>75629864
But I once read that guests on Have I Got News For You get £750 for a show. I think that's right, so I worked with that figure for no particular reason.

How long do you think Selby's cock is?

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>>75629896

>living in stoke on trent central and re-electing this slimy cunt

DAT BLUE

WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT

Virgo going for the bingo

Looks like /ourboy/ gets to eat pussy tonight.

Lads, remember to go to the motd2 thread after this frame.

JOHN VIRGO NEEDS TO BE FIRED

>>75630036

Snooker players aren't paid by the BBC though.

>>75630083
ding has a found a waifu?

>>75630092
>football
Dickhead confirmed

WHERE'S THE FUCKING CUE BALL GOING ARRGGGHHHHHHHHH

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WHY CAN'T ANYBODY TELL ME WHERE THE CUE BALL IS GOING? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO ASK

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>Selby out with a season-ending neck injury from looking up into the crowd so much

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>TRAILING BY THREE FRAMES C'MON

See you tomorrow lads

Heres to a comfy May Day where Selby tortures Riggins long into the night

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>>75630067
>>75630097
>>75630130
>>75630136
:^)

>>75630083
Bing always does

>>75630143
lel

>>75629980
If you'd kept playing, it could have been your name chosen randomly in reference to underwhelming snooker!

>>75630044
8 inches long, 6 inches around, perfectly groomed with just the right amount of foreskin. the holy grail of dicks

>>75630143

Kek

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>>75630136

>>75630092
>not watching all the games lives simultaneously on your 6 screen battle station

>>75630102
The thing is, these has-beens like Virgo must be desperate for a chance to be on TV again. They'd do it for free! There's no sense giving them thousands. A couple of quid for the effort would be enough.

>muh 1985

For fucks sake, shut the fuck up

See you tomorrow lads

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good night lads

hope we will have a comfier afternoon session tomorrow

TORTURED
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>>75630143
can someone please tell me what his wife said to him this morning to make him a) shit and b) stare up at her angrily every 10 minutes

Do you think the hundreds of millions of snooker fans in China love John Virgo?

>>75630256
Sleep tight young G

>>75630230

Virgo earned a fortune doing Big Break in the 90s, Saturday night prime time entertainment and it ran for years.

These guys are part of the furniture. Part of the appeal of BBC Snooker coverage is its familiarity and hence the commentary team will be able to command big fees. All those punditry boys are earning big money for BBC events and a nice year round income doing exhibitions and after dinner speaking.

>>75630299
"I've canceled your Leicester season ticket next season"

>Drive on in 15 mins

based

>>75630112
>he doesn't know about apple

Night all

>>75630299

"If you lose I'm off for a cheeky fumble with Blobby Blorkins'

>>75630355
>Part of the appeal of BBC Snooker coverage is its familiarity and hence the commentary team will be able to command big fees.

The idea that John Virgo commands a big fee because the 70 year olds who still watch whatever the BBC is shovelling can't possibly enjoy a tournament without him is pretty depressing.

>>75630054
Good stuff.

I respect May for not being Brown 2.0 and biting the bullet. I don't want her to get what she wants exactly. Somebody has to hold her feet to the fire and it wouldn't be Farron.

>>75630467
If it's any comfort, he's probably going to die soon. He looked exactly the same for about 20 years, but now he's aging by a decade between each tournament. He must have something wrong with him.

>>75630533
I don't dislike Virgo. I'm just troubled by the idea that the BBC overpays people because it's government-funded and therefore doesn't have the incentive to pay what people are actually worth. Not to be political or anything.

Okay, that's a wrap.

The BBC pays Jeremy fucking Vine £800,000 per year.

>Currently the broadcaster is believed to have around 77 presenters on £150,000 to £250,000 and 34 on £250,000 to £500,000.

Plus an army of behind the scenes suits earning 6 figures

Last

>>75630984
No

>>75631086
get out JF

>>75631117
No

>>75631117

If you're not in the EU you're a JF. This is a euro thread