New York Mets @ Washington Nationals

>>75622842
Yankees win again

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It would be nice to take one this series

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pls be okay Syndergaard

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Thor is a big guy

>>75622957
I'm not convinced he's not hurt.

sup guise. yawn! just woke up. let's kick some ass.

>>75623008

If he is hurt I wish he'd just admit it and deal with it rather than trying to tough it out and risk making it worse

>>75623165
>blogposting
>waking up at nearly 2 in the afternoon

Why are trips the worst human beings?

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Can you spot the differences?

just took a shower and had my coffee (WaWa coconut).

Syndergaard afraid of Bruce Horper

The Corpse of Ryan Zimmerman strikes again.

I just scratched my asshole and sniffed it. It didn't smell like Wawa Coconut.

1:35 is such a weird start time

>murph

Syndergaard trying to hard to throw hard

>No homers yet

/sp/ btfo, THOR will come back stronger next inning

I thought that Syndergaard was supposed to be elite

i went to the bathroom. what the fuck happened?

jesús christo

>Grandy

>>75623199
i'm a night person. i set my alarm just to wake up and watch the game, i should be sleeping.

>>75623615
Maybe. He looks visibly rusty, his command isn't there and he's just throwing as fast as possible, probably to prove he's not hurt.

defense looks terrible

>>75623662
Humans are diurnal creatures, there's no such thing as being a "night person." It's more difficult to get proper sleep during day hours, and specifically sleeping through sun rise puts you in a near wake state which adds an extra 2-4 hrs of unnecessary because you body has to slowly sink into and out of deeper sleep states at that point

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Inhales deeply.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>75623807
sleeping in the day isn't that difficult. ear plugs, pillow on head, blackout shades. i just like night time. i've worked night shifts for years.

RIVERA!

wait, thor's intro music is the price is right???

>>75623956
It's not about whether you can fall asleep it's the quality of sleep you get while you're sleeping. Your body knows it's day time due to evolution

Geez this guy ross is terrible

>>75624046
>stop living your life in a way that I don't approve of.

>>75624092
He's a #5

>>75624101
>gets proven wrong with facts
>moves the goalposts to a moral argument

Trips, everyone

why is this suddenly about sleep patterns. who gives a shit.

>>75624347
because you randomly blogposted about your sleep schedule

>>75624237
I'm not even that guy. Let him sleep till noon. Why do you care? Your best pitcher is imploding.

Syndergaard ded

oh fuck. thor on the DL.

Lmao """thor""" ded again

JUST
U
S
T

Syndergaard is a fucking retard, someone give him a haircut and take his fucking medical treatment out of his hands.

Remember all the mets shitposting about Adam Eaton yesterday? Karma is a bitch.

I'm sorry but Syndergaard is a fucking idiot

>>75624464
Syndergaard just got a muscle contusion or something, he'll be fine by next start

>>75624464
One bad start>out for the year

MUH ACL

welp. hopefully we get all the bullshit outta the way now and hit our stride in late summer

>>75624514
Just like last season right??? HAHAH.. oh wait that happened

>>75624537
Not that poster but I honestly believe that the Mets can still pull this game off. The offense is clearly alive again, Noah just shit the bed and Granderson sucks absolute cock due to aging.

The Mets mishandling of their players health is reaching ludicrously comical levels.

>>75624484
Suuuuuuure he will.

>>75624582
Their bullpen is hot garbage so probably.

>>75624586
I have no clue how Ray Ramirez still has a job.

>>75624632
Cespedes' hamstring injury is on them too. Not the first one, but the second one for sure. They rushed him back.

why the fuck did he pull the bunt back on that pitch? goddamnit reyes

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>>75624586

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>>75624484
Do you even know what a contusion is? It looked like he strained or possibly tore his lat

BBRUCE

>slowly but surely

>>75624765
hell be fine

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE

BBRUUUCEE!!!!!!!!!

Honestly once injuries are done and Walker hits his stride we actually have a decent offense, so long as Terry doesn't start Grandy

>>75624765
Yeah. That didn't look good. That looked like a tear to me?

>France is in the Air

I fucking hate this commercial

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>mfw my verizon contract expired and I don't have MASN anymore

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>mest

>>75624937
Isn't the game on channel 9?

Is the end of "2nd in MVP voting" Daniel Murphy?

TONY!!!!!!

>>75625052
>batting .330 with 5HR and 25 RBI in April

'no'

>>75625052
He shaved off his scruffy beard and lost all his Mets killing powers.

>>75625052
Thanks for the perennial MVP candidate, Mets.

>>75624935
oooooooh whooaa ohh whooaa ohhhhhh!

>>75625017
hey you're right, thanks senpai

>I’m pretty in tune with my body. That’s exactly why I refused to take the MRI. I knew there was nothing happening in there.

>>75625207
Thank you Dr Syndergaard

PRESS S TO SPIT ON THE MEST GRAVE

>>75625317
S

>>75625317
S

>>75625169
No problem fellow NatsBro.

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>>75625317
S

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Hey everybody. What's going on here?

>>75625468
Dr. Andrews, thank god you're here! The entire Mets roster got lost on the way to your office!

>>75625492
You'd figure that they know the way from memory by now.

DAT COMEBACK THO

HERE WE FUCKING GO

>the mets have scored 5 runs in 3.2 innings

I thought we were in Washington, not Denver

This has the makings of an 8-7 final

>>75625650
The ball flies in DC when it's hot.

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>I am a fan of the Florida Marlins of Miami

It's all happening.

>>75625947
what a fine upstanding gentleman; a pure robust example of a classy and trustworthy individual.

>>75625947
I did FoH Sound for Stitches a while ago. Surprisingly chill guy and a fantastic performer. Still, his music is stupid as fuck.

The Corpse of Ryan Zimmerman strikes again.

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FUCK

>>75626170
We scored 5 in 4 innings, we can score another 5 in the next

TONY 4 BAGS

>>75626170
I think since Thor is ded and the mest are terrible, you should just post pix of hot Nip girls.

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Shieet

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>>75626218
>chinks

Daily reminder Mrs.Met is a slut

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>>75626283
Mr Met is a cuck.

>its only the 4th inning
These are the worst pitchers in the god damn world

>>75626194
But the Nats will score 10 more.

I want Matt Albers to do the Truffle Shuffle.

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>NL East pitching
jesus

Fat Albers

>>75626283
i think this statement might be true. i'm pretty sure there was a commercial that showed mrs met cheating on mr met with a different mr met, on a beach or something.

i'm trying to find out who exactly plays the mascot inside the suit. it must be super secret because i can't track this information down and there's no pics w/out the mascot head on either of them.

Suspected lat strain for thor

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Damn. Where is the mets cuckboy defense force now? I never wish injury on anyone not even syndergaard but if he never again started a game. I wouldn't be upset. That fanbase, Synderglass himself, Terry Collins, every stupid mothefucker on that team deserve this. I don't hope his career ends I just hope he doesn't pitch again until he suffers injury and humbles himself. This is a great lesson to all little autistic children who look up to velocity over health.

All that shit talking about Strasburg but Strasburg is still here throwing 98 and helping his team win without an ego. Very funny stuff here. I couldn't make this up. You begged for this.

Humiliation Nation

>>75626448
Fat Albers is striking out Mets like it's nothing

>>75626521
Okay

>>75626521
>never won a playoff series

O I AM LAFFIN

>>75626521
Its the coaching staff and medical team for breaking them and then refusing the acknowledge that they are injured and really shouldn't play. It has taken Cespedes and Syndergaard away from the team for longer than necessary rather than just letting them fucking rest.

>>75626521
Testify.

>>75626521
>Strasburg set to earn $40 million in 2019

THAT CANT BE REAL

Maybe Terry Collins will shove his autistic ass in to an MRI tube now.

>>75626563
Not even a nats fan. But I respect what they did with Strasburg. They a saw a serious health issue and decided to throw away a postseason run to save his health. It's a career at jeopardy. This is a person's life. Not a game.

Urias has been on a leash for a year now. They don't even let him throw hard. They're forcing him to work at 91-95mph to spot and not throw. Syndershit deserves this.

>>75626736
I agree.

So I just read that Thor is broken

Fucking Santa suit

>>75626769
Lat strain.

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>>75626834
At minimum.

Terry Collins, "Get your stupid fucking ass in that fucking tube right fucking now you fucking retard. And get a fucking haircut."

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>salad

TONY 2 BAGS
9 RBI

Alright I'm done see you guys tomorrow

GGnatsbros

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>Mets

>>75627170
No hot Nip girls?

>>75627225
i got tons, just dunno if alot of it is appropriate for this board.

>>75627257
I know you do.

HELLO Hello hello
Where did all the mest 'fans' go go go?

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>>75627527
we're here. just waiting for the inevitable.

WIETERS!!!

There needs to be a serious talk about time limits for ball games. Like if by the end of the 7th 3 hours of play have gone by then it should be called.

My ass hurts and I'm ready to go home ffs

>>75627805
They've changed the rules for intentional walks. That should take care of it.

>>75627587
Don't worry. You have 4 against the barves starting tomorrow. Oh wait. Didn't the barves just....... nevermind.

>>75627805
oh you're at the game? show pics!

>>75627843
yea, to save a whole average of 14 seconds, or something. what they really need to do it speed up pitching changes. that is easily the biggest time waster.

>>75627928
catcher/coach mound visits

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>>75627889
>>75627843
I'm thinking shot clocks for pitchers. If they take more than 30 seconds to pitch they get an automatic ball.

Away team pitchers always seem like they're always trying to spite home team fans by fucking the dog on the mound.

>>75628071
i agree with shot clock for pitches. i don't understand why that hasn't been implemented yet.

The Corpse of Ryan Zimmerman and Potato Boy strike again.

>>75628162
Traditionalists have already been btfo by auto walks and video review, I don't see why they can't push the envelope further and make a purposeful change to the game.

Best believe the generation raised on Spongebob and adderall won't have the patience to put up with this shit.

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>>75628223

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>>75628283

>mest
>reyes

>>75628254
you know what i'd like to see, more technology. like balls that have wiring in them that make contact with the glove, also contacts between a foot and the bag that can be registered. they invented that very technology for tennis years ago, with filaments woven into the balls, and the court had filaments in the lines so it would register if it was in or out. i don't think they use it though, despite the tech being there. i will see if i can find a vid about it.

also what the fuck, 19-5 wsh. i can't even believe this shit.

Hahahahahaha.
Holy Shit.

>mest

>plowecki pitching

sure why not. why not just have Mr Met pitch at this point, who cares.

turning this meme game up to 11

can we see a new record?

>>75628440
Mr Met is in Manhattan, desperately checking all the dive bars looking for his wife.

>>75628402
I can't support overloading the game with tech, the human aspect is still important imo. The duration of games is its biggest issue keeping fans away and that's all I really care to see changed.

Another idea is automatic wins, i.e. 10 run lead by the 4th is ballgame. We played by the same rules in Dixie League and it worked.

Is Plaweki elite?

>>75628558
Better than Syndergaard.

fuck don't have access to this game Natsbros

>dis 2017 you gonna get raped Nats offense

>>75628535
time is definitely an issue, but overall i think the general prices of things are what's keeping people out of the ballpark. shit like $50 for shitty seats, $6 hot dogs, $8 or more for a single beer. if they want seats filled they need to get off that bullshit and start making it reasonable to go to the games again. like i don't mind a long game on a nice weekend day, but i can understand night games that run on past midnight and people have work in the morning is an issue. there's just alot of things that need improvement.

>>75628535
Stfu idiotic faggots like you ruin basebal

Anthony Rendon becomes the 10th player with five hits, nine RBI and 12 total bases in a game.

>>75628669
>muh traditions
Crawl back in your cave cunt. Players are being pumped full of PEDs and PhD statisticians are setting lineups nowadays, the only traditional aspect left is the retarded amount of time wasted.

You just knew that Harper was taking Plawecki deep.

Aaaaaaaand crickets.

ayyyyyyylmao

The mets gave up 4 innings ago

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>mfw Mets don't realize batting practice was 5 hours ago

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Fucking kek

Can Plawecki get a grounder?

>i rate the mests

>unironically had a better inning than Syndergaard

>Rendon
>6/6
>5 runs
>ten....TEN RBIs

i am laffin

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who /2018worldserieschamps/ here?

>>75628888
quads of truth

>>75629189
i've never seen anyone do anything like that in my like, and i'm an oldfag. it's seriously impressive.

yankees have a pitcher playing first base

well guys, crazy game. 23-5 WSH. unbelivable. i can't remember the last time we got beat this bad. i'll see you barves fans tomorrow night.

That was like a slow motion car crash.

Watch tomorrow. No one on the talk shows will question Mets management. Everyone will just go DUDE THOR IS DEAD SEASON OVER LMAO

>>75629647
The mets have the most inept management in the major leagues.

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Time to call up Tim Tebow.

>>75630137
Even God can't save the Mets.

>>75630407
Nah dude. Tim Tebow is Jesus.

6 - 5

leave, come back

23 - 5

hm

>>75630433
More like Moses, leading the Jew Yorkers in to the desert for 40 years.