Manchester United Vs Swansea City

>>75609157
>manure

>>75609157
Swans pls win

>>75609157
Draw incoming

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>it's a United have 50 shots off target and Gylfi scores a blooter for the win episode

>>75609207
A man can dream

Rooney to put in another stella performance

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>>75609157

>>75609429
>young
kek

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>mata's back

>>75609298
The drinking session apparently took place earlier in the week didn't it?

>>75609429
McTommiwho?

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>early kick off
>at OT
>against relegation candidates

This is a draw and it's infuriating how obvious it is.

>hung over rooney starts

>>75609429
>McTominay

Mourinho making up names now. Sad!

>>75609429
Et tu, Anzebe?

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>>75609460
tall as fuck youth midfielder

>>75609478
>could momentarily go 3rd with a win (before city beat boro and liverpool beat watford of course)

1-1 confirmed

I cannot fucking wait for Jones and Smallling to be fucked off in the summer.

>>75609460
>>75609487
20 year old midfielder apparently, I didnt even know the English youth academys produced white player anymore

>>75609498
no chance both are leaving, honestly can't decide which one should leave. I'd say jones because he is the better player but he's always fucking injured.

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>>75609498
Phil's a good lad

>>75609515
by that I mean keep jones and fuck smalling off

>>75609495
So he'll be brought on as DM the moment United score an equalizer?

>>75609498
Jones has been good this season except for the penalty he gave away, better than Blind and Rojo

>>75609529
DELET

>>75609495

Shit, he's 9 feet tall.

>>75609529
Rojo and Bailly have been the best 2

>>75609495
6 FOOT 5

>>75609528
he's probably just there to make up the numbers because of no fellaini, pogba injured and TFM injured. can't see him making a debut unless united are like 3-0 up.

>>75609536
Blinds a cute tho but i think mourinho is prepping to sell him, not that i want him to go

>>75609538
I feel like Jones and Rojo has been the best partnership this season and Rojo doesnt look as good with out Jones. Wouuldnt mind seeing Bailly and Jones play together

>>75609550
I just hope Rashford hits the defense with shock and awe , he's usually crap when he starts

>>75609575
he's been really good as a starter recently tbf. I so badly want martial to have another good game like burnley away.

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>>75609556
>Bailly and Jones play together

>>75609636
I'd like to see a meme 3-5-2 with Rashford and Martial as a pair

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Can't believe Rooney is still cucking us this hard in 2017

>>75609658

> 3-5-2

We've got one fit centre back, lad.

>>75609660
holy shit Rooney was in shape back then

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Boys, I'm going to be watching League One football with a tight bumhole today.

>>75609672
I did say it was a meme

>>75609691
good luck senpai

>>75609691

It's the hope that kills you

>>75609691
and the award for Worst Betton D'Or goes to..

>>75609736
if only your banter was as good as your league lad

>>75609691

I think man utd are going to fuck that up for you fampai

>>75609734
Bolton/Peterborough gamethread

>POOney

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i hope United beat the Swan so based Ull can stay up

>>75609691
oi m8
>>75609749

Seriously hope Ki doesn't come back to haunt us again

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>>75609672
>we
>>75609778
>us

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>>75609800
How much for you to stop posting?

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Who /a/ here

>>75609814
>replying

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>>75609814
One Griezmann, Mertens and Manolas please

>>75609818
>implying I'm not in cahoots with him

>>75609207
i just got a boner thinking of it

>>75609429
>mc
>english
.....

>>75609528
>So he'll be brought on

Mou just put youth players on the bench to pretend he cares, there's no way him or Tuanzebe are getting on this season unless there's more injuries.

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Buying shares in MU™ PLC lads

Do us a favour please

>>75609886

Swansea's time has come, good luck you cunt.

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>>75609834
You can have a defensive mid and an injured croatian winger. Now go and win the CL Max

Buttner

Nani

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>Llorente versus Blind

Morning "lads".

>You know remember Michu

>>75609886

Just remember to give us an easy 6 points again next season, none of the crap you've done against us this season.

>>75609921
"Morning" lad.

>you now remember the swans had a top 10 team literally 2 years ago

>>75609882
Mou doesn't care about youth or skill, he just seems to think tall = good defensively

I miss Pogba

Swansea are going for it.

ADMIRABLE..

>giving your forward the number 3

>>75609429
>Rooney

>>75609941
You enjoy hearing the commentators jizz everytime the ball is kicked out of play?

>>75609959
Absolutely devious

The old Trafford pitch looks awesome

Anyone else secretly hoping Blind gets injured so Tuanzebe can get a chance? And also because Blind is shit at CB.

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>playing soccer in a library

>>75609967
No I enjoy the comfy dominance that he brought to the game

Lingard is a disaster.

>>75609959
It's disgusting

>>75609959

I hope that's how many times in a row they get relegated.

united looking as hungover as rooney at the moment

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>>75609908

>>75609935
lost
>Better ayew
>shelvey
>gomis
>bony
>rangel
>bartley
>montero
>dyer
>Monk
cant imagine why they suck now....

>Fatboy Shaw
>Blind at CB
>Lingard
>Young
>Rooney
>A Google search on the bench

Rooney already proving to be a liability in there. He can't play as a midfielder and he can't link up play as a no10. He just hovers around.

Hahahaha what the fuck another injury

>another injury
REEEEEEEEEEEE

SHAW NO

>>75610006
Several of those players are still at Swansea you mongoloid

>>75610015
>Rashford was a google search at one point now he's the greatest English prospect in the history of football

CUM ON DE SWANS

>le permacrippled overweight homosexual leftback

>Shaw

And nothing of value was lost.

>>75609986
I think he's been average desu

WHY ANOTHER INJURY FUCK OFF

>another injury

I'm sick of this semen slurping league

Come on Swansea, be the heroes for once and sent Hull down.

>shaw already ded

that's the last time we will see shaw

Bailey getting caught out twice and going down too easy

I hope Valencia enjoyed his 8 minutes rest.

>>75610017
He looks utterly finished doesn't he? He wouldn't do a job for any team in the PL like this.

Guys ive put in £700 on Chelsea today.

Am I cucked?

>>75610026
forgot williams too and yes i know montero and rangel are still there but you can hardly notice

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>>75609934
>because it's afternoon in bongland

Well played.

>>75610061
only if lukaku scores

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H-how will shaw be remembered 15 years from now, lads?

>>75610041
My man I noticed his absence was pretty big in the memechester derby.

I praised the pitch before but the artificial Desso bullshit is the main reason for all these injuries

>>75610061
Gonna be a draw at the shed desu

>the state of manure defense

>>75610072
goof but always hurt

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>>75610072
Isn't he the most expensive fullback in history? Lmao

how come bailly is just sooo fucking good

Holy fuck OT is truly Swanseas meme pitch

>>75610072
meme player who lives in the hospital

>>75610072
The first openly gay player for Gillingham

>>75610068

Lukaku is shit against the big clubs. He think the match is all about him and refuses to pass.

>Pogbadependency
Sad but true

>>75610073
he's had some flashes of his Juve days but over all he hasn't stood out for me

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lol

>>75610095
Everton had 0 shots on target against hull?? last match

>>75610095
story of diego costa

Bailly having a shocker so far, and I was worried about Blind

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75610096
>depending on a black man

>De Gay

Reeeeeaaaally missing Pogba. The midfield is creatively bankrupt. I know Pogba doesn't have many direct assists, but he always looks forward and is nearly always the one to start attacking moves. Carrick and Herrera look lost.

>>75610072
as
>you now remember Luke Shaw

>>75610072
the white Sturridge

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How do teams that wear all white decide on their secondary colors?

For Swansea, it's black. For Leeds, it's blue and yellow, and for Madrid it's blue and/or purple.

>>75610118
Best CB in the league la, complete BEAST

THROW THE BOOK AT HIM

This is abject

>>75610110
Saved

llorente>Lukaku

>>75610110
>full kit
not even once

>>75610129
who cares?

>>75610072
Probably remembered as well as food in your country

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>>75610125
>worse at key passing than the non-dabbing Pogba

How many early kickoffs have Man Utd won at OT this season? I think the record's atrocious this season.

Why no acestream for us customers?!!!

>36%-64% possession

JUST

The ref really didn't want to give Rashford a freekick then. He was clearly told to make the relegation battle more interesting.

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>>75610110

someone fill me in on the "customer" meme

>Blind on FKs
does Mou hate scoring?

No Pogba, the real quality of this players becomes clear. they look like LVG's team again.
it's gonna be a random result lads

>>75610150
>le stats meme

You can never count on lingard to do anything!!! Fuck sake he is the shittest player to ever play for man u

>>75610177
United doesn't have fans, they have customers

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>>75610177
Essential links:
http://store.manutd.com/stores/manutd/en
https://twitter.com/manutd
https://www.instagram.com/paulpogba
https://www.redcafe.net

>>75610177
Its actually kinda true, manu is the english club with the most fans from outside of england. I prefer being called a plastic though, think it has a nicer ring to it

>>75610177
Apparently Bayern and Man Utd are the only clubs that attempt to make profit

>>75610190
Don't reply to him. This thread will turn into 10 hours of autism.

>>75610190
(you)

where is Pogba?

>>75610198
Literally won the FA cup for United

>>75610142
Fair point desu.

>>75610198
see
>>75609207

>>75610190
>Just WATCH him la he's crushing it through the middle #Pogboom la

lingard? more like BINgard lmao

>>75610198
but he scored against middlesbrough, that makes him world class la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75610206
any #dab gear?

>>75610217
He dabbed so hard the friction set him on fire, leaving him with black skin

>memetial

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>>75610143
Kys m8

>>75610217
not fit. returns on thursday for the real important match

>>75610151
Boro away (12pm), won 3-1
Bournemouth home (12:30), drew 1-1
Arsenal home (12:30), drew 1-1
Stoke home (12:00), drew 1-1
Leicester home (12:30), won 4-1
Watford away (12:00), lost 3-1
City home (12:30), lost 2-1
Reading home in the FA Cup (12:30), won 4-0

3 wins, 3 draws, 2 losses. not great is it.

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>it's a Martial refuses to run in behind episode

>Llorente trying to use his feet

Comical.

>>75609959
I wore no 3 as a winger

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>>75610240
Need to get your Dabtorate degree first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UugS9l6QvI

wait, shouldnt carrick be on the pitch? where the fuck is the midfield

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>United

>>75610072
>Literally who

>POONEY

I could do what Rooney's doing out there. He's absolutely tragic these days.

>roon AYYY

>rppmey

>>75610287
Redpill me on Slovakians.

Why do they hate customers so much>

What is Rooney's current level?

Is herrera marking siggurdsun?

Should I tune into this game whats pooney doing?

celta is going to destroy this team lmao

>>75610344
He's a customer himself it's called projecting my man

Who is United Better player after Ibra this season?

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>>75610311
How will Pogba doubters ever recover?

>>75610311
Jesus

If manure had this kind of marketing war machine ten years ago they could have sold the original (non-dabbing) Djemba Djemba for 1 billion pounds to Real Madrid

>the biggest club in the world is using counter attacks
sad desu

>>75610367
>couldn't beat Ajax
>somehow going to beat united
lmao

>>75610350
Reuniting with Moyes

'ENGLISH' 'PREMIER' LEAGUE

>>75610371
herrera, rojo or valencia

>>75610350
Championship.

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>>75610344
Because we're too poor to afford merchandise, of course

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>fernandez making a good tackle
well, that's a first

>>75610311
pic was when they said that, it's attempted passes

>>75610395
lololol what a funny and original joke i didnt expect that one

Sigurdsson is going to leave Swansea in the summer, right?

>>75610389
>you now remember united losing to feyenoord in the euro league
not feeling all that confident la

I think I could replace Carrick in Manure and play slightly better.

>>75610388
Guangzhou Evergrande play a high line m8

gib bet advice lads
want to make some shekels from eplel games

>>75610388
>played 50% more games than the others
>half of the squad is dead
>have an important game soon
>can easy get in top 4 by simply winning all games
The fuck they would go for suicide ball?

United are hot garbage, Swansea 2-0 United

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>>75610410
I want to see NATO liquidated too, m8. Just an excuse for the Germans to freeload off of us.

>>75610414
And the fact that Henderson has been dead for two months helps as well, customers literally grasping at straws

>Rooney can't even get up to a sprint for counter attacks

GET HIM OFF REEEEEEEEEEE

>united's attacking players are rashford, lingard, martial and rooney
jesus christ that's lower mid-table tier

>>75610459
Still living in your bubble? If you've not been reading the news lately, your president is yet another fraud who promises shit and never actually does anything.

>>75610410
holy shit slovaks are packed with mufc memes

>>75610421
yes, he wants to prove himself at a higher level because of spurs

but he and his family really like life in wales and the golf courses there, and it's good for us that he's a star player playing in every game, rather than a role player

>>75610444
>500m spent
>STILL dont have enough talent for an established starting XI, let alone a full rotating squad

grinding out draws is the sign of champions la
#quadruple next year la`

>>75610421
ITK here, he's going to Southampton to replace Tadic

I love when pooney pretends he is messi, it's like watching a retard pretending to understand advanced calculus while he holds the text book upside down

>>75610389
>destroyed halal in two legs in cup
rip in piss manure, I can see a 0-5 at old trafford

What happened to Martial?

>>75610428
rare, and how would you know about that?

>>75610515
>Trying to copy the Slovak

Just sad tbqh

Siggy will throw himself at Everton if he is smart

>Martial
>finishing

Is anyone else having persistent problems with the captchas? They keep spazzing out for me. Been that way for weeks.

>Flappyhandski

>>75610539
>what are pace/league memes

>>75610539
>>75610559

Each of his goals cost United £1 million

just give it to martial lads

>>75610560
buy the pass goy

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*blocks your path*

>fernandez with another good tackle
wtf is going on?

>>75610541
>not watching every league

Lel casuel

De Gea injury would be amazing.

>>75610500
Oh Trump has mostly cucked on NATO and other stuff, no doubt. The swamp is draining him.

Still better than Shillary though.

second time the linesman pretends to be completely fucking blind

manure is missing poogba, they need a creator

If Ayew wasn't a greedy nigger, Swansea could be 2 up

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>>75610542
Lmao, fresh off the boat from r/reddevils? If anything, I copied the ABUs who were here long before me

>$500m spent
>0 (zero) shots on target
>Phil Jones is in charge of taking corners
>Fellaini is the super-sub
>Shrek is the captain

>Finally gets a world class player
>0% shot accuracy
>0% take-ons completed
>0% crosses completed
>0 key passes
>60% pass accuracy.

Van Laal 10 year dynasty is upon us

>Van Laal
>hack
>dutchcuck
Pick all 3

>4-0 MK Dons
>5-3 Leicester
>0-0 4th tier Cambridge Who??-nited
>spending $500m to fight memehampton for europa spot
>unironically having the same number of points as based >moyes
>Dive Maria
>Janudive
>van laal will defend this

>f-flacao is world class
>l-literally ronaldo 2.0 for o-only 6.6m loan fee and 300k per week. w-what are you, p-poor?
>h-he'll be goat once he recovers, I s-swear
>h-he just n-needs to get used to playing on the w-wing, van laal is a genius, trust me
>h-he'll score 25 goals e-easy
>h-his knees will not explode next time he gets tackled, I k-know it

>muh philosophy
>I'm not a s-shit manager! Everyone is a-against us!
>muh pitch
>muh referees
>muh injuries
>muh longballs
>look at this homemade pamphlet explaining why I'm not shit!
>If I only had muh robben
>I am a tactical genius, 2-6-2 formation, hexagon midfield with Paddy McNair as false-false-false 9. NEXT LEVEL GENIUS, NO ONE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS!
>I just need more time, more money and more Netherlands national team players. I am a genius trust me :~)))))
Van Laal everyone

>literally mfw yanited "fans" think van laal is a genius unironically, and celebrate beating a pathetic QPR 2-0 as if they just won the CL


>Lang Baal ready to buy Nigel De Jong, another useless player just because he is dutch
>Lang Baal in charge of not buying every flavour of the month Dutch meme player

LGTSS
>LANG BAAL

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>pooney leaving that ball to get intercepted by swansea

WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE DO WHY THE FUCK IS HE IN THE TEAM

Lingard should be playing for Sunderland.

>>75610642
the entire team is injured

not going to move from the couch again today

other than prem, icelandic basketball season is finishing tooday and icelandic football season starts.. way too muuch sport

>>75610615
kek

>>75610636
>imblying people care enough about your personal history

you might be better at reddit my man

>Slav calling anyone a redditer
lmao

>>75610614
>yeah, he actually didn't achieve a thing he promised and backtracked on most
>still better than that other non brain-dead candidate

>>75610640
Calm down, nigga.

>>75610578
we're not shareholders, though

>Getting dominated at home to a relegating Swansea lol

How are Swansea not 3-0 up already? They're making united their bitch in their own backyard, lmao.

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>>75610507
I can relate to that. Iceland and the USA should just put all their players and make a mid-level Premier League club.

>tfw Iceland would probably have more players in the starting XI even though we're literally 1000 times larger

>>75610600

He's going in for a lot of sliding tackles, he'll fuck one up in the 2nd half and give away a penalty.

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>0-0
>against Swansea City

Waistcoat

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>>75610668
>found out as customer newshit who thinks all ABUs hide behind a Slovak flag
>d-don't care lad

great game so far

>>75609495
Why is he walking towards the camera?

>Trashford

>>75610689
Illegal immigration is way down, Gorsuch is on the Supreme Court, and he's even persuaded several companies to keep thousands of blue-collar jobs in the US.

Missed the game so far, how's it been lads?

>>75610753
>Imagine SEETHING this hard you have to play le reddit card while desperately searching through your folder of 1500 asian customers

The absolute state of you

no stream?

>>75610791
like a dry fart

>>75610791
similar to last week's clasico with rooney as messi

which united outfield player played the most games this season by now?

>>75610791
Uniteds back line have no idea what they're doing

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r8

>>75610791

A couple of good chances for Swansea, they should probably be about 2-0 up. United had a good chance fall for Shitgard and Martial had a shot straight at the keeper. Also Shaw dead.

Pretty shit.

>occupying 1/8th of the screen with twitter opinions akin to a neo-/sp/ shitpost

Fucking espn should be shut down

>>75610829
pogba has most in prem and europa, so assuming nobody surpasses that with FA cup and league cup, him

>>75610829
pogba played the most minutes. zlatan is 2nd and de gea is 3rd.

Rooney takes no responsibility. Ever.

>I'll just play it wide to Valencia la', then wonder into a crowded box and get upset when the ball isn't deliver directly on me head la'. Another well earned £300k la'.

>>75610887
>Fucking espn should be shut down
won't take long

So facking boring la. Pogboom when?

Lingard and rooney out for mata and mikhi

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>>75610794
Maybe my collection will grow today, crowd looking quite oriental

needs more mata

ROOOOOOONEY

>>75610833
What do the dodgy looking "d"s sound like?

clutch backheader

Found out why OT is so quiet all the time

Talking and cheering in a mosque is frowned upon

>>75611021
hehe :P

ROONEY'S GOING TO MISS

>oh shit united are struggling lets give them a pen

That's a dive

Poor dive
if ayew rolls around in agony there, does the ref consider pulling out the red?

good on ayew and right call ref

>>75611011
soft th as in 'this' or 'sigurðsson'

Nice bunnyhop Jesse.

Rashford the ultimate heist

SEND THE KEEPER OFF!!!!

ANOTHER DIVE IN THE EPLEL

OH SURPRISE

THAT DIVE OMG

Typical Englishman

>diveford

REFBALL

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>DIVING to beat relegation fodder that dominates you at home
>the state of Manure

good dive rashy, proper lad

Call it a dive you cowardly fucking cunts

Fucking disgusting cunt, ban him

DIVEFORD!

ERA

>>75611021
>dude islamophobia lmao

low iq drumpfkin detected

FUCKIN' DIVE

Call it like it is you cuck commentators.

refball

NO ERA

ROONEYYY

clear dive though

Fucking REFBALL

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S E E T H I N G

RPPNEY

>having to dive against swansea

mou is a tactical genius

good striker should know how to dive
good signs for rashford

Good call

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>>75611097
This.

too many dives in the '''''''''''''''premier'''''''''''''' league, what a fucking joke

FABIANSKI COULD HAVE KILLED HIM LA

CAMPAIGN AGAINST UTD

>drawchester divenited

AGENDA AGAINST UNITED

>>75611070
does it not grind on you when everyone else just pronounces it as a 'd' sound lel

Ashley Young earning his money right there

taught the yung nigga well

OH WHAT A GOAL BY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYNE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY!

>>75611101
>english player dives
>english player scores
>GOOD PLAY FROM RASHFORD

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what an awful team. SAF must be rolling in his grave

>go bald
>get hair transplant
>go bald again

FLOP
L
O
P

The absolute state of the prems referees, how do they keep getting away with shit like this?

HAHAHA

>>75611127
can someone explain this meme to me please

Fucking diving black cunt

fuck off Savage for defending the wog

fucking cheating scumcunt. Literally won't be mentioned again by the pundits because he's a wog and """english""" and plays for manure

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>get dominated for 46 minutes by the 2nd worst team in the league
>take lead in 47th minute from a dive

I concede, Mourinho is a fucking genius

>it's a dive ruins a close game episode

ROOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
ABSOLUTE DELIRIUM AT OLD TRAFFORD

>Savage on BT Sport
>people are unironically paying to listen to this
Christ

>>75611130
>this much butthurt

>>75611082
>>75611083
you miss the halal and psg games?

>>75611138
Sending an assertive mail to FA unless Fabianski gets a five match ban. Disgusting!

It was a dive, but I'll take it

Rash learning the ropes

The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the hat-trick against Club Brugge again Grandpapa' one child Sunderland!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Sheffield Wednesday...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one Premier League goal, the legendary goal. That equalizer against Stoke. They know whats happening and are scared, but calm. Moonlight breaks through the window, endowing you with a serene aura as you depart to the heavens.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - wise beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall.
'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'