/147/ World Snooker Championship Final

Does anyone genuinely like Selby or enjoy watching his matches?

>>75608927
lelby v riggins, JUST

>>75609041
I don't dislike him. I don't think he's as negative as others do. Guys a pragmatist and a winner. It's not his fault no one else is at his level right now

>>75609041
he does what he needs to win, I get why people find his style a bit drab but it's not like he's going to risk losing is it.

>>75609041
I do. For me it's hard to imagine how people who say Selby is boring look like. Are this all folks who started to watch Snooker like 4 years ago?

I mean if they think Selby is boring, how the hell did they manage to watch Steve Davis or John Parrott? Even Steven Hendry was kinda revolutionary although his playing style would be probably also considered boring by today's standards. Last step in the evolution in Snooker which hasn't been just a meme was Rpmmie. After that "new" players became pretty cancerous: Morphy, Robertson, Trump. Each on of these faggots is much worse to watch than Selby.

All people who cry about Selby's playing style are century babbies who think a frame lasting 30 minutes must be a bad frame. For me the perfect frame is a safety battle for the last Red, preferably when one of the players already requires Snooker. Even better. And when it lasts 10-15 minutes, who the hell cares. As long as it's on a high quality level it's entertaining.

>>75609280
>As long as it's on a high quality level it's entertaining.

Basically all I care about. Trouble is everybody is a choker at the moment who can control the cue ball

This is the worst possible final pairing imaginable

>>75609425
>two best and most in form players
>worse pairing

>>75609481
We wanted Le Gwan Ronnie or Dong

Can't wait to be up until 3am Tuesday morning when Selby finally crawls over the line

>Snooker
>Football
>F1
>Nice weather

Too much stuff happening at once lads

>>75609767
>selby bangs the table
>wakes up half of Sheffield

>>75609280
Selby is a long "grinder" who is happy to play 4 hours of safety play and in Snooker that is really fucking boring to watch but and all due credit for his mental work efficiency

The most beautiful snooker to watch is fluid play, making the shots look ridiculously easy and smashing in centuries.

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good day lads

>>75609041
Selby at his best is terrifying. He rarely plays his best though

Looking forward to crawling through my hangover and getting comfy with snooker.

>>75609887
>Selby is a long "grinder" who is happy to play 4 hours of safety play
>all due credit for his mental work efficiency

Agree. That's basically why I like to watch him play.

>>75609041

Peter Ebdon in a wig.

GWAN JIGGINS

Ladies World Snooker Championship total prize fund: £6,000
World Snooker Championship total prize fund: £1,750,000

>300x difference
explain this!

>>75610450
>matchfixer

selby is undoubtedly /ourguy/ for this final

>>75610926
Nobody cares about women's snooker.

>>75610926
>Total prize fund for men: £1,750,000
>Total prize fund for wimminz: £1,756,000

Call the fucking men's rights activists. It's like anuda shoah.

>>75609041
Yeah he's alright.

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RIGGINS VS LELBY
WHO /COULDN'TGIVEAFUCK/ HERE

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>>75613985
I'm looking forward to it because I'm not a pleb.

>>75613985
me, gonna watch it neutral

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time to get comfy

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>>75613985
I just hope it's going to be a close one

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>>75614272
hello ausbro

had fun yesterday?

GWAN PIGGINS
PLS NO RIGGINS

>>75610192
same here mate
enjoy this high level comfyness

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2 many qts this year

Always nice to see Selby get cheered on by his mum.

>>75614376
Hey, m8. Yes, thank you. Too bad Ding didn't make it yesterday.

>>75614689
I don't know, Rob is showing his age 2bh

morning snookerists, lets hope the molestation isn't too intense

>>75614691
we had a shitstorm over here in the thread too so you didn't miss much

staying with us for today and tomorrow?

>>75614770
>morning

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>"i want selby to win"

>>75614689

It wouldn't be the snooker if there wasn't a chap wearing a football jersey in the front row.

>>75614802
Isn't the morning whenever you get up?

Careless careless careless

>>75614931
gotta earn that 300k

>>75614923
no m8, you're thinking of breakfast

Higgins pls

>>75614789
Yes. Getting comfy.

Fucking plastic united.

Now Higgins looks like he's been on the Tennents all morning

>>75614953
ok thanks, will amend life

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Hopefully this thread will be more comfy than yesterdays thread.

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>repeat of the 2007 final

>>75614689
Stop embarrassing yourself. qt my arse.

>test of stamina

It's the first fucking frame

>>75615016
Selby's hair game improved greatly 2bh

>>75615175
I'm glad snooker players have grown out of the silly haircut phase. Trump used to be one of the worst offenders.

>>75615284
It wasn't snooker, it was just the 00s
In ten years we'll think hair now looks silly

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Who is Bing supporting?

Is Higgins throwing it?

>>75615327
True but the hair styles currently are more sensible, so they won't age as badly.

>>75615284
Trump is still the worst offender, its a fucking comb-over!!

>>75615360
Probably having another nervous breakdown.

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>lelby

>>75615284
Very true

>>75615416
Evil Ronnie is best Ronnie

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>>75615381
>>75615284
and this one isn't even in his top 10 of worst hair cuts

Is Hoggins /ourguy/?

>>75615550
don't worry, he'll be bald within 3 years

>>75615620
neither will ever be /ourguy/

>safety time

rite, time to cook sausages

>>75615369
kek

imagine if graeme dott hug himself from the lighting above the table in the middle of the final session

>>75615645
z i s

>>75615664

>tfw cheeky bacon sarnie
>did a slice of fried bread too because I'm a fat cunt

i miss ding...

Alri lads.

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>tfw came all the way from dutchland for this shitshow

>>75616004
iktf, he stole our hearts and minds

>>75615896
think I'll leave that pleasure to you, friend

Lucky Lelby again.

>>75616004
iktf

>>75615416
bald ronnie would sack klitschko and joshua alone

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How much do you guys reckon Riggins has on his defeat?

>>75609041
Selby is cute, no homo.

>>75616004
>>75616045
>>75616062
Snooker is a British, working class man's sport.

fuck JFs trying to steal it from us, they'll never have our heart.

Yeah I miss Ding too, so entertaining.

Gwoan Biggins

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>>75616234

>>75616372
Why is he walking forward, when his neck is clearly restrained? That makes no sense.

>>75616234
Where is your fridge pics. You have been nothing but a goober all day after dodging the nice request for fridge pics. You ran, ran like a dog. Not just a normal dog but a proper fast one like when a dog gets into school & the dog doesn't know where to run. The dog runs faster & faster made worse by hundreds of the kids chasing it too.

You're not a scared school dog are you?

>>75616372
please, don't feed the failedlowlifetroll

>blarry vs ding final
>both genuinely happy, smiling, loving the game

>selby vs higgins final
>deadfish who keep looking at his mom and a cheating pig
>both looking assblasted all the time

maybe next year we will get a more entertaining final
done complaining, its still snooker so i guess its alright

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>>75616234
Also you never did answer if you watch anime. What terrible manners you've had today. Been on phone to your nan. She's going to give you a proper crack around the ear later on.

Had a cheeky bath with her too. Nice lady

Friendly reminder that Higgins was caught trying to match-fix and not matter how 'boring' Selby is you're a wrongon if you're not supporting him in this final.

>>75616550
Turn off the sound, get on with something else, glance at the snooker from time to time..

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>>75616619

>watch Snooker for two whole weeks
>don't watch the final la

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>both genuinely happy, smiling, loving the game

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Selby will win this 18-10 easy 2bh

>>75616587
Yeah I watch anime, Satoshi Kon <3 hbu

>>75616550
>wanting personalities over technical excellence

Barry pls

>>75616663
dott please

>>75616660
fuck off you casual, you haven't even been posting in the threads you cunt

>>75616706
You literally showed up for the first time yesterday

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>>75616598
Grow up...

>>75616752
how fuckin' new are you LOL?

I was posting in the round one threads you spasmo, shows how long you were here, pathetic.

>>75616673
Not too sure about his stuff seen some of it, some alright some not. The lad got taken out by his own pancreas bit of a silly move. Who even does that. Was it suicide?

Stick to moe shite desu big fella

>>75616173
I offered him free pukka pies for life if he loses 18-10
He almost bit my hand off

>>75616766
>I support caught-red-handed cheats

ah yes, very impressive

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As comfy as possible please, thank you.

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>>75616813
Ding

>>75616550
Let's just try to enjoy this, innit.

>>75616706
how would you know, pretty overblown reaction from a reactionary prick ae

this is no final

>>75616806
There's a lot of the whole Kurt Cobain/Amy Winehouse treatment with Satoshi Kon.

>good before his premature death
>seen as ultimate elite tier because of premature death

and nah it was cancer la' :/

>>75616816
Every one makes mistakes.

>>75616598
no suspicious betting paterns were ever recorded in any of his matches.


all he is guilty of is failing to report an approach from potential match fixers

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Post your tv setup lads

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#notabadguy.

>>75616860
thank you
>>75616866
of course
who do you think takes this?

>be Selby
>be 89-8 up
>not on a century break
>decides to pot the blue nicely rather than smash the pockets back doors in

why? come on, fun allowed now Selby

>>75616890
This is true

>>75616917
Have you seen the videos mate? He 100% would of gone through with it.

>>75616917
Girls will be girls.

muh cushions

>>75616929
Lesbian Higgins.

>>75616983
it's an absolute disgrace to snooker history how Doherty was able to win a world championship

same applies to Dott

>>75616871
>and nah it was cancer la' :/
Don't believe those lies mate. Heard he had big gambling debts & owed money all over the place. In the end he threw himself under lorry. Bit early to be calling it a terror hit on him so they fabricated this cancer story.

Honestly started watching that dragon maid show that got posted everywhere. It's going to be shit I can tell but I'll still watch

>>75616983
muh magnets

>is there magnets in the pockets

Freudian slip there John

>>75616940
Maby he preferred his legs not broken lol

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>>75616924

>>75616924
2lazy, bretty good taste tho m8

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>>75616937
>who do you think takes this?
Is there any doubt?

>>75616924
Pretty nice

>>75616986
Lesby v Piggins

>>75616998
are you trollin' m8?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Kon#Health_deterioration_and_death

also Paprika is elite tier la'

when it came out it was anyways.

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>>75617018

>tfw no more comfy analogue tv signal

Mate used to take his portable TV on the bus so we'd watch Match of the Day if it was a long away trip. Not the same on a smartphone.

>>75616924
Clean up your cables, you barbarian.

>>75617092
why is every post a blog post about yourself?

can you stop pretending to have friends please?

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>>75616924
lester born and bred here, COME ON SELBY!

If we all talk about anime with

spaces inbetween lines, this Snooker thread

could really going places.

>>75616924
Weird English fireplaces

Hendry has developed into a great commentator desu

>>75617122
put your pants away m8

who the fuck doesn't chalk with their bridge hand

>>75617186

Ebdon was actually tolerable too. Fuck Murphy being a future pundit though, can't stand him.

C E N T U R Y

>>75617063
No fooling here lad he had one big weakness. He was a massive fan of greyhound racing. Something about seeing the light bounce of the thin dogs eyes he once said. Anyway he ran up huge debts travelling to Belle Vue every weekend. Locals obviously didn't recognise him, they just thought he was from a local chippy. Sadly in the end he wasn't great at picking out winners & ended up getting drunk one night. Some say they saw him out in Oldham that night he threw himself under a Yodel lorry. What a way to go.

Music in Paprika was bit interesting

>>75617122
Love the drapes.

>>75617230
I don't. Can't get the rotation in my left wrist

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>>75616924
Top comfy sunday afternoon

Is there anything worse than Rppnie fags?

>rppnie chooses when he wants to win la'
>if he wants to play he will win la'
>rppnie's heart isn't in it la'

seriously?

good to see higgins holding up is he /ournewchink/ ?

i'd like to have sex with hazel

>>75617246
Ebdon at least knows how to speak in such a way that people can easily understand him.
He does tend to agree with people, in such a way that this might become a meme at some point. His frequent and pronounced 'indeed' and 'absolutely' may one day end up in a /147/ bingo if he keeps on doing this. Just something I noticed.

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>>75616924

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lel
>morphy

>>75617325
Neat

BBC are the montage GOATs

I don't watch a ton of Snooker, so can someone tell me why exactly Mark Selby is so hated?

From my view he just seems like at "worst" he's more animated than most players. Other than that I see no difference.

>>75617412
fuck off casual

i dont personally hate him but apparently he plays anti snooker so for example will limit rppnie to no breaks

>>75617408
they had to include the bullying debacle, muh drama

>>75617412
because he's boringly good. and he takes an age taking his shots, chalks his cue about 17 times between shots. and he's a brummie wank

>>75617434
So you don't have an opinion and are just parroting someone else?

You're a piss poor troll mate

>>75617412
He's the proverbial turtle from the turtle and hare tale

>>75617412

I wouldn't say he was hated, not like Ebdon.

He's very good at stretching out frames into long tactical battles. You can see why people don't enjoy watching it compared to someone like Ronnie working his way around the balls.

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>"We know you have busy lives"
Hazel pls

Can someone give me a video showing the mug incident?

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Are my eyes going or is Hazel wearing something nawty?
>>75617122
>lester born and bred here
and it shows.
>>75617325
Tidy af. What plants m8?
>>75617394
>vinyls
Nice, Genre?

>>75617412
Many people here don't like his defensive and sometimes slow style, and the fact that he tends to beat /ourguys/.
In my opinion, he's not /myguy/, but he's just so very good and I have to respect that. And his semi-final against Ding was the best and most exciting match I've ever seen in my admittedly short time of watching the snooker, and that's not just because of Ding.

In this match, I'm supporting Selby over Riggins.

>>75617530
Maiden obviously.

Glorious long hair

Doherty had some pretty good bants 2bh

>>75617530
She's such a skank! I love her

Anyone else win lotto yesterday?

>>75617465
>>75617471
>>75617492

So in summary he's a very good player and isn't as flashy as someone like Ronnie? I guess that makes sense, people always prefer underdogs rather than the #1

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Based Jan segment

>>75617325
Hou jij van chocolade... Jaaa...zooooo Veeel...kinder chocolade.

Based Jan.

This is v. comfy

quiet please

Jan has a twat vibe if you ask me

thank mr Jan

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>last time we see Jan

The flukey felcher strikes again

The Flukey Felcher

Oh gee, lucky Selby strikes again

M A G N E T S
A
G
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E
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>>75617702
>>75617707
clearly it didnt

>>75617670
he would have molested you with his big police baton

>>75617717
NEVERENDING STTOOOORRRRYY

GWAN RIGGSY

>>75616929

He looks like scouse Maggie from Liverpool.

>>75617517
do you mean the video in which ronnie mugs off ebdon, or the one where a ronniefag yells FINISH HIM OFF RONNIE HE'S A MUG?

>>75616924
>Seagal

pure kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evd5aWcg0Hc

>>75617230
Because bridge hand is your weak hand

>>75617230
Who the fuck chalks the tip of their cue with their weaker hand? Weirdo.

>>75617972

john higgins

>Virgo mentions how he is only a couple of pots away from winning the frame
>Higgins fucks up
Thanks for jinxing it

>>75617888
Reee...member MichaellA telling Runny to stop jerking off his cue.

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>Just when you thought the Shark has mommy issues, you find this!

>>75617888
The ronniefag yelling, couldnt find it anymore

Here we go 20 minutes of comfy safeties incoming.

>>75617530
davis probably has a 10 inch cock

>>75618119
Think it's this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr-pah4k6IQ

>>75618157
Too bad he can't get it up at that age.

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>>75617530

>>75618119
fuggg... it was this link but looks like it got deleted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ELpQxuW-D0

It was Masters 2014 finals at the start of 13th frame (9-3)

higgins wife a qt

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>Mrs Riggins

>>75618208
There are injections for that. Brrrrr

>>75618199
Thanks

>>75618253 yeah thats why probably

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auIefDwaVUo

how much longer to go this session?

>>75618303
3 more frames

HIGGINS 151 INCOMING

BOOKMARK THIS POST

>>75618199
classic, ron looks ashamed af

>>75618326
>you will never see a higher break than 147 in your life time
unless you go all in with riggins

>>75618322
thanks

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>>75618229
>When you're enjoying the final so much you have to time to show off your vinyl
Madman

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>>75618262

>>75618444
they both aged like wine

>>75618426
I'm always playing on the carpet

>>75618444
>444
holy shit that photo of him on the flyer, I am fucking crying

Lads whats going on here
I just tuned in the finals between sets in the tennis Is snooker hard? Hard like chess?

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>>75618444
Better now 2bh
>>75618472
>tfw can't go over and play with toothpastebro

>hitting black ball first
>Riggins

>>75618469
Higgins aged like milk

>41 years old

looks late 40s at least

>>75618499
looks easy but is damn hard, brate

>>75618469
French wine?

>>75618516
daww

This is exactly what anti snooker is lads, opponent doing well, Selby stars playing defensive safety snooker.

>>75618516
I wonder how soft she is.

>>75618563
Riggins is equal to it

>hoggings too small to reach the bal

>>75618499
You will never get a true sense of how hard it is, until you stand at a table and see how gigantuous it is.

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>Reminder that Michaela is 50 at the end of this year and that there are women who have full grown grandchildren at this age

All other Snooker wifes can't match her.

>>75618617
Remember the first time I had to use a rest...ffing intense.

>>75618644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yscd_kt0-Lk
exquisite

*cough

whats your highest break lads?

played once and got a break of 8.

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>>75617325

>>75618499
>Is snooker hard?

Very hard. muh fractions.

>>75618725

23

>>75618725
146, prize money wasn't high enough.

>>75618725
Double digits baby red black red yellow. Only played once couple of frames on the rokkin in amsterdam. #out of controll

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>>75618644
during an earlier wc, i don't remember which one, the camera zooms in on the woman on the trophy and the commentator says something like "they just can't wait to kiss that woman" and right when he says it michaela's face and bust comes into view, blocking the trophy, and the commentator starts laughing and has to explain which woman he meant. top moment.

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>>75618767

Burn the witch

>>75618800

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXd6b070NZc

>>75618725
32

What's the prize money for the victor?

>>75618800
dude if only you could find that, snooker moments are the best

>Selby getting molested
How do you like them apples

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>>75618844

>>75618844
a saint, what a fucking saint
>>75618864

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QUIT SIPPIN' YER FOOKIN TEA ON MIC M8

>>75618800
>>75618844
Nice

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>Riggins actually winning

Selby's wife of Higgins wife?

>>75618966
As a lover or as a fuckpig?>>75618966

>>75618851
£375,000

>>75618966
higgins's all day long

>Higgins
ffs why do you keep doing this

>>75619046
clearly magnets

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>>75618966
Ronnie's wifey

RIGGINS GETTIN PAID, LADS.

>>75619020
whatever way you want it

>>75619102
Booth

>can you believe it.
Yes

>>75619149
quite partial to Riggins wife, she a qt

>>75619204
>That's careless

>that smile
He's slowly cracking

>>75619219
>Wobble, wobble, in
Just like Higgins in to his wife

>>75619219
She would never though, she's a good wife I reckon

>lelby

Higgins Boson; Found

>>75619299
>smellby

Lelby getting tortured

Winner winner chicken dinner. What's for tea?

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#tortured

How do we get Hazel to stand up?

>>75619069
Ronnie's married to Laila Rouass? Didn't fucking know that m8.

>>75619344
cottage pie
brocolli

>>75619299
>Lesby

>>75619337
>>75619353

The torturer becomes the tortured!

>>75619333
>bellby

>>75619364
wait until the final is over when she does the interviews with the players down in the arena

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thought this was jimmy white's wife at first, but it's his daughter.

still.

>>75619370
No mutton?

>>75619370
Could do with a bit of that right now.

where we watching lads? BBC or Eurosport

Higgins isn't even playing that well, Selby's just playing like shit.

>>75619388
She won't be wearing the same thing then m8

>>75619426

bbc

>>75619403
in the pie? it's beef

>>75619426
BBC. Eurosport on the continent suck pretty bad, at least here in Holland. And English commentary only occasionally an option

>>75619448
she always wears quite tight stuff so you'll get a good show

>>75619344
A spicy mushroom/broccoli/onion stir fry, with peanut sauce and rice.

20's plenty.

>>75619470
Lovely, whorsraddish?

if digits selby makes 117

>>75619403
Shepherds pie - lamb
Cottage pie - beef

>lelby

P L E N T Y

23's plenty

>>75619344
I had tomato soup and spaghetti with truffle

Bon up yer tits it's six o'clock cock traditionally dinner time in the lowlands.

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>>75619487
b-but

>>75619561
How errudite, are you repleat?

>>75619399
slightlysuspectposturing.jpg

>>75619637
Davis knows

>>75619637
I have to say she'd get it

>>75619508
like brocolli too much to involve horseraddish, m8

>>75619587
I'm so Dutch that I've already finished dinner (have to leave the house in half an hour and I like to first sit down with a cup of tea after eating).

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>m-muh defending champion

>slow mo shot of Riggins walking
really interesting

The ONE time I support Selby, he gets molested.

Higgins playing a blinder today. Really worlds away from the shit against Nozza Norkins

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>>75619742
(Since I won't have any cause to use it for a while)

>>75618725

I've made maximums. True story. Ask me anything?

>>75619777
More like how he beat Mark Allen.

>1 red left, 1 snooker needed
see you in 20 minutes

>>75619561
>with truffle
i had grouse with mashed potatoes a few weeks ago, put some white truffle oil in with the potatoes, delicious.

>where's the cue ball going
most of the time it's about 6 inches from a picket

Haha time for safety battle

>>75619641
ye

>>75619809
really is a rookie error to leave Lelby needing a snooker he will play for one even if it's impossible

>>75619802
Which vidya game was it on lad?
World Championship Snooker (2000) was my shit as a kid

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>>75619918
...and you just know somehow he'll most likely get it

>>75619777
Higgins and Allen had a ridiculously great match. That's what Riggins should be judged upon, not his Blorkins match.

And as I say that he misses an easy red

>>75619957
If Riggins desires it

>>75619935
I made a few on the snooker app on my phone but can't make one on International Snooker for the pc I got the final Yellow and fucked it

>>75619972
He must be up to his old tricks, he missed a sitter