Wayne Rooney downs pints of Stella in a Chester pub until 3am

I blame the hair implants.

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>Stella

>>75608714
could've been worse he could've been drinking fosters or carling

>>75608669
Hair looks good though.

i don't think he gives a fuck anymore

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>Stella

Everyone chatting shit about stella in this thread is a tory

Away back to your real ales you virgins

>>75608669
Who cares what he did on Thursday night considering their was sno training on Friday?

>5 pints

This is what britbongs consider a dangerous level of alcohol abuse.

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>>75608669
>Stella
British beer has a fantastic history and culture of brewing yet he goes with an """"""""authentic"""""""" """"""Belgian""""""" trash lager?

Pic related, a better beer than Stella many times over.

>>75609179
there is a difference between drinking for pleasure and binge drinking

you binge on the cheapest shit there is, something like stella or carlsberg

>>75609179
>trusting the opinion of anyone with such a shitty screwdriver

Jog on, m8!

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>>75609179
>IPAs

>>75609190
Maybe if you are a poor, like you.

>>75609179
yeah, it's probably not £13 for 18 tinnies though lad

>>75609190
Stella is priced as a premium beer here so I wouldn't touch the stuff unless it was free.

The same could be said if you guys got our Rainier lager, I'm sure its pretty spendy over there whereas its cheap here.

For some reason I always run a lot better when I'm slightly hangover as well.

>>75609238
>that flag
It checks out

>>75609201
>oh look at me pointlessly throwing money away on more expensive beer when I'm drunk so can't even appreciate any taste

>>75608669

This is why his career is over, he's been drinking like a fish his whole life.

>>75609261
Typical plebeian filth that can't handle their drink.

GOd, why are the English so pathetic?

>>75608669
>its a British press are a bunch of shitbags and retards who enjoy the outrage culture sperge out episode

Who gives a shit, he had a couple pints on a Thursday night

>>75609261
>getting so drunk you're not appreciating the taste

absolute mess, grow up lad

>>75609295
>clearly state that it's about getting drunk
>WOW WOT DEY FOCK WHY CANNAE ENGLISH HOLD THEY DRINK EH

nothing wrong with having a couple of drinks desu

>>75609315
There is in england. For some reason we hold our celebrities to ridiculous standards and tear them down whenever they show a hint of weakness

>>75609314
Why can't the English hold their drink though?

In my country, me and my friends would gladly give you beatings and rob you because you got "lairy" after 5 0r 6 pints of watered down lager.

>>75609372
What a lovely, civilised place you must live in

>>75609380
Was a lot more civilised than what i see hear in ASDAS and TESCOS.

I wish I could shag a fat manc slag right now.

Remember me how much does ManU pay this guy again?

>>75609415
>manchester.craigslist.co.uk

>>75609126
To be fair 5 pints a night is dangerous alcohol abuse

5 pints in one night once a month on the other hand is technically abuse but not really something to be worried about

>>75608669
he has the prettiest blue eyes

>>75609179
wow i'm really impressed that you have beers better than stella
over here it is the pinnacle of taste, the very best we can get

>>75608736
I think Fosters get shit on unfairly. Carling however is the worst drink ever

>In pub until 3am

Holy shit. I live in a student city and none of our pubs are open that late. Might have to transfer

>man goes to pub and causes media outrage

Literally Gazza mk2

>>75609682
>Man who is paid 300 thou a week to be in peak physical condition gets wasted

>Manchester United and England captain Wayne Rooney was out socialising in Chester city centre in the early hours of Monday after firing home the second goal against Burnley on St George’s Day.

http://www.chesterchronicle.co.uk/news/chester-cheshire-news/wayne-rooney-spotted-chester-city-12940287

Why would a few pints on a Monday stop you from playing on a Sunday?

>>75609705

Realistically though he's drinking every night and playing hungover. You just have to watch him to know that.

>>75609179
He falls for the IPA meme
LUL. IPA is a torrid beer style, arguably among the worst next to fantasy beers like "chocolate beer".

I'm not even defending Stella, for the record. No Belgian can understand why ABInBev decided to market Stella as something exclusive and upmarket when it used to be the blue collar beer of the people around Leuven. It's a Pilsener at best and even in that category, we produce better ones like BEL Pils (taste), Jupiler (lack thereof), ...

OT: I think Rooney is trying to drink away the fact he has to move to the MLS or China next year. He certainly didn't expect to end like this, I'm sure.

>Stella

So he basically drank water all night long. Where is your problem?

>>75608669
>wife his away with the kids
>go have a few pints at the pub with the lads

Literaly nothing wrong with that

>>75609756
Stella marketing in the UK is weird
They do the whole "chalice" classy Belgian adverts thing, but it's still viewed as a scum drink, nicknamed "wifebeater".
It's expensive relative to other lagers in a pub, but is the scumbag cheap lager of choice from a can.

It's also my cheap can of choice, it tastes kind of weird but at least it tastes of something unlike fosters, carling etc.

>>75609179
here come the micro brew IPA amerishills ruining a perfectly good sports thread

nobody gives a shit about your beer
nobody gives a shit about your sports
nobody gives a shit about your coutnry

go kill yourself, fatty

>>75609954
The "classy Belgian" chalice ads with that crooner actor are the fancy ads we are all laughing about. Since time immemorial, the ad slogan of Stella in BE has been "my home is where my Stella is", featuring some dad figure enjoying a beer. It's a cheap Pilsener to drink (a lot) at the table or the bar and get SOME flavour. It's not a fancy ass luxury thing. So you have it right, britbro.

I doubt there is anyone on this planet who thinks Stella is classy.

>>75609428
£300k every 7 DAYS

If I was getting paid £300k I'd never touch beer until my retirement

>"was allegedly"
>"according to an onlooker"
>"said 'someone''"

Journalism is truly the profession of the worst kinds of humans. Whether it's true or not, this tabloid shit should not be published. Isn't the Daily Mail theoretically supposed to be more serious than TMZ or am I wrong?

>>75611663

>Daily Mail

No it's supposed to be half-true (at best) little Englander bollocks