Can somebody give me a quick rundown on this guy?

Nig got rejected by some white bitch with a huge ass, decided to chimpout

The end

>>75607516
he's a moon cricket

that's all you need to know

>>75607516
he's richard mixom's son

>>75607516
He's a nigger

>>75607516
>woman hits man
>man hits her back
>feminists get their jimmies rustled

>>75607632
Wait, so they don't want equality then?

>>75607516
He was the faster half of a bash and dash backfield in OU

Got into a run-in with a white lady which escalated into him striking her in the face

Kinda makes sense he became a Bengal, theyre the only one who needs a runningback and whose reputation can take the media beating

The Rothschilds bow to him, he's in contact with aliens, and he rules Europe with an iron fist.

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>>75607749
no. That's why feminists hate MRAs so much. I mean, I'm not a big fan of MRAs, but that's because I don't necessarily want equality and more importantly I don't think "equality" is even realistically possible. But at least I can own that, look at how many feminists hate any discussion of men's rights but still pretend to care about equality

>>75607818
oh he bashed and dashed all right

-Rays Rice and Tyreek Hill bow to Mixon
-In contact with aliens
-Possesses psychic-like abilities
-Controls Oklahoma coeds with an iron but fair fist
-Owns castles & banks globally
-Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Mixongrad will be be the first city)
-Owns 99% of domestic violence research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Mixon babies
-said to have 75+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in rural Oklahoma and the slums of California
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented roastie sucker punching with them
-Owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Mixonbots inside you right now
-Mixon is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Mixon bunker in Wilkes land?
-Learned fluent redneck slang in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Mixon. He proceeds to spend it at the strip club
-Mixon is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We can only hope it involves BTFO'ing the Steelers

>>75607903
Nice

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He'll fit in with Cincys system just fine

>>75607953
Kek, Stacy BTFO

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>>75607903
>Ray Rice and Tyreek Hill bow to Mixon
>Controls Oklahoma coeds with an iron but fair fist

>>75607516

Punch a bitch who was being a bitch when he was 17 or 18. Shouldn't have done it but there it is.

He has been clean since. Personally I feel everyone can be forgiven for 1 mistake like that particularly if made when young.

He keeps his nose clean from here on out I don't think anyone should have an issue with it.

>>75608073
only people who have an issue with it are stoolers fans who are about to have him run it down their throat every time we play for a decade

>>75607841
>oh he bashed and dashed all right
Underrated banter

>>75607903
lel

>>75608073

>He has been clean since

Lel k

https://www.google.com/amp/kfor.com/2016/11/04/documents-detail-altercation-between-ous-joe-mixon-and-parking-attendant/amp/

>>75607535
this. fpbp.

>>75608568
>ripped up a parking ticket and threw it in the scumbag parking service officer's face

Is he /our guy/?

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>>75607903
>said to have 75+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in rural Oklahoma and the slums of California

Lmao just remember this is the same fucking school that expelled 2 SAE frat boys singing about niggers on a bus while they were drunk but let some MUH DIK monkey rearrange a chicks face just because she didn't wanna fuck him. Just let that sink in.

>>75608630
should've punished them by making them get into the boxing ring with Mixon instead desu

Is Joe the hero we all need?

>>75607903
Kek

>>75607632
>woman pushes man out of her space
>man hits her with right cross, breaking four bones
>misogynists get their jimmies rustled

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>>75607903
>an iron but fair fist

>>75613854
Nah. He wasn't even focused on her when she does it. She literally has to take a step to even get close enough to him. She initiated things from verbal to physical because she thought she was a woman and therefore untouchable. She deserved to get smacked for sure, you can say he went overboard a bit, but all he did was react the exact way he would if a man had done that same thing to him.

>>75616087

It's really not ok for niggers to punch white women in the face you fucking nigger loving faggot.

If Christian mccaffery had knocked out loud mouth laqueesha niggers would be burning down the stadium of whatever team drafted him.

Grow a backbone you fucking faggot.

>>75616514
If the bitch is stupid enough to do what she did, then yes it is. Also why the fuck does it matters what niggers would do? Do you want to act like a nigger?

>>75616622

You're a fucking moron.

>>75616868
you sound pretty intelligent to be honest

>>75608568
this was a woman too

he has issues with women, domestic abuse against gold digger waiting to happen.

>>75616961
>make excuses for nigger assaulting white woman
>not a huge a faggot

>>75616087
>but all he did was react the exact way he would if a man had done that same thing to him.
that's the key part. Everybody's saying he over-reacted and was in the wrong and okay, maybe a little. But she was more wrong, and if this exact scenario happened to a man it wouldn't even be news because that happens every fucking day

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>>75607903
YAAAAAASSSSS

>>75607535
Wrong
She slapped him and he snapped

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>>75607903
Upvoted

She deserved it.

Daily reminder that Joe Mixon literally did nothing wrong

post yfw Mixon wins da mvp

>>75607516
thot destroyer

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>>75630346

>>75607516
>Mixon to the Bungles
Pottery.

>>75607837
Fair and iron fist

>>75630507
>Ratbirds built a statue of a murderer
>Stoolers employ James Harrison who has been charged with domestic violence and Ben Roethlisberger who raped a chick

>>75630602
Both allegedly.

>>75630602
Also the Browns have been abusing their fan base for years

>>75613854
She slapped him in his face. Nice try

>>75630805
Did you read the police reports for any of the incidents? It's obvious they're all guilty as fuck. I mean Roethlisberger even paid her a massive settlement. You don't do that if you aren't guilty of something

>>75607903
Very nice memeing there

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Cincy players have always been dirty on and off the field. This isn't news.

>>75607516
he's a victim of the matriarchy

>>75631160
Minnesota and Denver are worse though

>>75631050
>You don't do that if you aren't guilty of something

lol literally not true

>>75631050
Sounds like she got what she planned all along.

>>75631160
lol how do denver and minnesota keep getting away with it

also
>all them wife beaters on the broncos

lel

>>75631243
>>75631263
>paying millions of dollars to avoid a trial for a crime you're innocent of
>of which there should be zero evidence supporting the allegations, due to the fact that you're innocent

Yeah, nah, that's retarded. He could have afforded the best lawyers around, instead he chose to pay the victim to keep her mouth shut

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>>75607903
>controls Oklahoma coeds with an iron, but fair fist

>>75631313
Settlement was supposedly less than a game check. It was a pure business move.

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>>75607903
>an era of enlightenment and unprecedented roastie sucker punching

>>75631313
he didn't pay millions, and he avoided a public trial that would just tarnish him, innocent or not.

And i'm not even suggesting he's innocent, you're just fucking stupid for saying people don't settle if they are innocent.

If you have the money to shut someone up, you just do that, fuck a trial. Even with the best lawyers it's a long, painful process and you have to show up for court and who knows in the end what will happen. You fucking settle and get it over with.

The only people who think otherwise are losers whose time is worthless and think ''yeah let's take this to trial, it'll be just like arguing on the internet!" when in reality it costs him more to go to trial than just settle.

>>75631160
Packers players do a lot of drugs

>>75631160
In the AFC north, it's either play dirty or get your ass whipped by someone else who will play dirty.

>>75631266
this. the bengals are always the ones who get heat for this kind of shit, both minnesota and denver are objectively worse

>>75631823
As a Bungles fan it doesn't really matter what other teams do. They have a history of continuously giving players like this many chances. Some have worked out and some haven't meaning that the criticism is valid. That said I formally support the Bengals giving Rae Carruth a contract when he gets out if he can still play. The NFL isn't the enforcer of social norms or morals. If someone breaks the law and goes to jail that's why we have courts and police to begin with. If they are a free man and can play ball, here's your helmet buddy.

>>75607632

I hate feminists more than anyone, but niggers are worse and you don't have to punch a girl in the face as hard as you fucking can simply because she shoves you.

The guy is a full blown chimp with low impulse control. Typical for black people.

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>>75607903

Loves Chick fila

confirmed /ourguy/

>>75634481
he a good boi

mix din du nuffin

>>75607516

Also, in typical dindu fashion, one of the excuses he put forth was that she called him a nigger.

By far the #1 excuse nig nogs use when they chimp out on a white person.

>>75607953
Damn bruh
He Decleated that slag.

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>>75607953
>holds back and fakes to give her one last chance to back the fuck off

>goes for his throat

>implying she didn't deserve it

>>75607516
He a gud boy

He dindu nuffin

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>>75616514
>unironically defending white women in current year

Mixon's crimes are significantly less serious, or just as serious, as those committed by other players. But Mixon gets focused on. Why? Because he is a black man who beat the shit out of a white woman. I think he deserves to be criticized and hated because he's an athletic freak of nature who brutally assaulted a sorority girl, but we've seen other players in many sports do things just as bad, if not worse, and be welcomed back with open arms.

>Aaron Hernandez was heavily involved in gang crimes, still got drafted
>Ray Lewis is an accessory to murder, and he has a job as a fucking broadcaster
>Marcos Alonso killed a woman, and he's about to win the Premier League
>Derrick Rose drugged his girlfriend and let his homies gangbang her semi-conscious body, he's still got a job and a sweet, sweet $200 mil adidas contract

It's fucking ridiculous. Mixon is a jackass and a criminal, but I hate that the media is pretending that he is some exceptional case and that any team is doing something unprecedented and wrong by drafting him. Sports teams, and other businesses worldwide have been doing this for the longest time.

>>75631160
>Philly and Atlanta with the most in animal abuse
lol Vick leaves a mark wherever he goes

>>75634696
He truly is /ourguy/. Will be rooting for him this year

Mixon is a fucking faggot. Can't believe that people are ACTUALLY defending a dude that hit a woman. Idk how you can defend that. I know 4chin is full of edgy uneducated teens but Mixon is a total faggot and I can't wait to see this man out of the NFL.

>>75635761
he was defending himself

should he just let her hit him, kick him in the nuts and burn his house down?

>>75608630
They were expelled because they made references to hanging/lynchings.

>>75617080
She assaulted him first

>>75635817
>"When you kill your enemies, they win."

>>75635761
Canadians are fucking faggots. Can't believe that people are ACTUALLY defending Justin Trudeau after advocating open borders. Idk how you can defend that. I know 4chin is full of edgy uneducated teens but Canadians are total faggots and I can't wait to see this country get culturally appropriated out of existence.

>>75607903
>-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Mixongrad will be be the first city)

This is never not funny

>>75631494
and surprisingly few DUIs and other alcohol related arrests

>>75631160
based Vikings

>>75635761
Hi, Justin

>>75607953
Wait? Getting accosted, firing off a warning shot, and then decking someone when they accost you again is a problem?

Fucking leftists man, they really do want to outlaw self-defense.

He probably shouldn't have hit her

>>75607535
wtf I thought white women were addicted to the BBC.

the juden lied to me

>>75631160
Minnesotan here, highway patrol is heavy as fuck here. Players get drunk the same everywhere but cops here will pull you over for seemingly the smallest infraction. Having cops is nice though, beats being in a shithole like philly/pitt what the fuck do police even do in Pennsylvania?

>>75631461
Saved me the bother of typing it out.

>>75635354
This. Literally the only reason people care is because it was a woman he hit. What happened to that equality they wanted? Equal rights means equal lefts.

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>>75637170
>get slapped by a chubby blonde chick
>haul off like Ivan Drago when they were testing his punch strength in that montage in rocky 4

Self-defense

MIxon's a fucking dumbass, but why is the media acting like he's the worst thing we've ever seen? The league is full of criminals, from drunk drivers to fucking murderers.

>>75638373
Literally only because Mixon's thing is on video. Only difference

>>75638412
Yeah, now that I think about it that's the same reason Ray Rice was exiled. Crazy how a few frames can fuck your life up. Out of sight, out of mind I guess.

>>75631160
>vikings
>drafted cook
>cook is far worse than mixon and allegedly hit a woman but it wasn't on camera
Why do vikebros love criminals so much bros?

>>75638423
Vikings also have more arrests in the past decade than the Bengals, but le "Bengals are bad" meme has already been ingrained via espn

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>All the nigger lovers in this thread

>>75638702
>"look mom, I said it again!!"

>>>/pol/

She hit him first to be fair.

>>75639578
Equal rights means equal lefts

>>75638702
you wouldnt dare ever say this word in public now would you, cuckboi?

>>75634481
>you don't have to punch a girl in the face as hard
That's the thing though, it probably wasn't anywhere near as hard as he can. A lot of these guys don't realize that they are no longer normal people and that a quick, reactive punch can do significant damage to someone that is even if they are male.

They probably should start training them like old school boxers and martial artists where its driven into your head that you're a lethal weapon that don't need to be engaging with random people.

>>75607953
The thing I get the most from watching that video is that he's a hot head. This random woman lightly taps him on the cheek and his first response is to annihilate her. Giving someone like that millions of dollars, star power, and a bunch of "yes men" only emboldens them and makes it more likely they'll do shit like this in the future.

>>75635967
Just stop posting to this troll. You're wasting your time bruv.

>>75634535
Clay Travis pls leave

>>75616868
Clay Travis posting on /sp/, dude I thought you were smart not to post here man

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>>75607903

>>75607516
I think he'll be fine if he gets out of Oklahoma like any other sane person

t. Squids fan

>>75635914
Also the person who videotaped them was pissed at fraternity boys stole his girlfriend as exact revenge.

>>75607903
jesus christ

>>75640339
t.Cowboys fan

>Explosive RB with great Hands
>Punched a bitch fucking 2 years ago
>Served his suspension, filed an injunction to prevent the shit that inevitable happened from happening
>Was nothing but contrite about incident since it occurred
>People get in an uproar over the incident like it just fucking happened
>draft stock plummets
>Bengals get him at a steal

Absolutely fucking mental how retarded this entire thing became.

>>75643650
Blame liberals and conservative media being bunch selfish assholes to their cause, it's nothing new

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all i know is that he has shit tier taste in women

>>75607953
holy shit he's an agile guy

>>75643808
Black dudes love fat trashy white women, they're the only ones that will actually get with them

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>>75630914
We're all masochists suffering from Stockholm syndrome. Things will get better (help). It will be fine (please).

>>75607953
I'm all for equal rights and hitting a woman if it's in self defense. But let's be real here... he was in no imminent danger whatsoever. This was not self defense. The girl barely touched him and he chimped out like a baboon on Wild Safari. He should have just flung his poop at her and been done with it.

He'll fit right in in Cincy.

>>75643808
She seems thicc. How them thighs and booty be looking like?

>>75634535

After he called her male friend a faggot first when he got shut down and she didn't wanna fuck him.

>"oh so you don't want muh bbc? U going home with this faggot instead?"

>>75646200
>yfw the bengals win da superb owl

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>>75656999
fucking checked

>>75607953
Chivalry was created because women have no self preservation skills

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>>75656999
Numerical ouija is real, r-right guys?