/mlb/ - Money Whore Edition

in b4 Mariners anime guy and Royals pants guy

>>75605558
those faggots never listen

>>75605465
206 million will buy a lot of anti-psychotic meds

>>75605723
Mariners anime guy was OP last thread, which just isn't fair.

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>>75605317
>now have all 3 full bases
rodney is a menace

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>reposting from dead thread.

The yankees are playing great baseball, and the mets are fucking horrible. But yankees are putting a washed up fatass Meredith out there when the mets are putting a perfect Alexa out there.

Meredith used to be hot when she was THICC, but now she's just fat and gross. Alexa a legit 9/10. Thin and sexy, blonde, blue eyes, dimples with perfect smile.

The yankees need to bring their slut game up to the level of their on-field play. Who can they trade for Alexa?

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I FUCKING HATE FERNANDO RODNEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the fernando rodney experience

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Best team in baseball

>Rodney

>>75605465
>paying a turbo autiste to be an ace
I'll never understand this. I love the talent, but wat

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>>75605815
literally closes it for the other team, again

>>75605832
WEAR A MOUTHGUARD his teeth really bother me

>>75605844
No kidding man he did the same thing the other night

>>75605860
did it early in the season too I think, one of the first few games he either gave it away or almost did
why is he still playing

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>>75605811
Yeah. Okay. But what about the dog shit on her face?
Meredith is a pig though.

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YOU SIDEWAYS HAT PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Windians to be frank

If he already gave up the save why keep him in?
Every fucking time he does this they let him finish the inning and give up even more

>>75605844
>>75605836
>>75605825
>>75605815

His own team mates are going to shoot him with a bow and arrow.

can we get rid of Rodney or do baseball teams not drop people like that at this stage of the season
he's garbage though

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>>75605832
>>75605858

>>75605924
Rodney is misunderstood. He is a genius closer.

>>75605917
Kek I'm thinking about waiting outside the stadium and doing it myself

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Pants

>>75605811
MOAR SWEATER PUPPIES

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>>75605948
>tfw to intelligent to get strikes

>>75605958
Why is his head a crown?

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The 2017 Major League Baseball's are juiced. Them shits flying out the park. You heard it here first.

Gay faggot Manfred wanted a sticky ball, he wanted this pace of play shit, but knew the association wouldn't want any change. So he said "fuck America, imma juice this ball".

That's what he did, that's exactly what he said. Fuck America. He juiced the ball. Pete Rose said the ball from 1970 and the ball from 2000 were two different balls entirely. I believe him.

These balls are juiced. Baseball is ruined. All these ERA's are fucked. I'm running a new formula, the sample is just too small.

You heard it hear first.

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>unironically having le sideways hat man as your closer
Lmaoing out loud at the Arizona Diamondbacks

>>75605974
Those are actually his genitals

>>75605988
Did you really put Pokemon stickers on your PS4 controller?

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>>75605878


Meredith is just fat and gross. I didn't even notice the warts on her face.

>>75605968
just good Alexa Datt-Rosenberg. She made her rich jew hubby hyphen his name B A S E D.

>>75605988
Okay DG, please share the statistics with me.

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>>75605997

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The fucking MLB logo is a duck

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>>75606027

google*

>risp
What are we the fucking doyers?

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>>75605465
>sneks

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Haha I was going to bake but then played some MLB and forgot.

>tfw game froze right at this instant
I feel bad that he left before I did so I got the win

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GG rockies, your Rodney guy is pretty good

>>75606126
Rodney deserves an extension because he is making my Rookies keep winning.

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Cleveland

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>>75606154
Rooktober 2017

>mfw had to shit really bad that entire bottom of the 9th

atleast I could hold my bed shitting in unlike rodney amirite

>>75606160
At least until the collapse sets in like usual.

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Can the Yankees do it?

>Dodgers/Rockies NLCS 2017

wowzers

>>75606183
Of course. They just beat your ass like a ten dollar drum. They can do anything.

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discuss

>>75605917
It's a shame that, among the 8 clubs he's played for, Rodney has never donned an Indians or Braves jersey

>>75606178
But they really didn't win their first eries, and it really was their only one.

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>>75606200
It's gonna be dank.

>>75606220
Matt Cain is pretty good but the bullpen is poop on a stick at best.

>>75606220
St. Francis has been ugly this season, is it all cause of the pitching?

Bottom of the 9th
1 run lead

Who do you give the ball to of the 3
Casilla
Robertson
Rodney

>>75606262
They're just old as shit. All of them useless. Bumshit was all they had and even he couldn't win a game.
>muh run support
who gives a shit hit a homer and score.

I almost feel bad for shitting on them but they need to be humbled

>>75606232
>going deep on kershaw in coors
wow amazing

>>75606282
Robertson. I'm not going to win so I might as well embarrass myself as much as possible.

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>>75606296
Literally the first time ever he gave up consecutive home runs.

>>75606327
The balls are juiced. It'll still be a great series. I really want that match up in the NLCS.

>>75606282
Can I just opt to keep my 8th inning guy who just struck out the side an inning earlier instead of going to a traditional closer because tradition?

It's game 7 of the NLCS. Who do you have as a starting pitcher?

>Kershaw
or
>Bumgarner

>>75606358
well since Kershaw would never make it to there I'll take based Madbum

>>75606358
Kershaw will actually be in the NLCS so probably him.

>>75606365
>>75606378
I see...a split vote.

>>75606358
Bumshit was beat by 2017 KC. Answer your own question

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ONE GAME BACK JAYS

Your daily reminder that 3 is greater than 0.

>>75606053
kek

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You have a 4/20 to spend in Colorado.

Do you:

>A). Ride a dirt bike and take a trip to snap-city and fuck up the most valuable limb in your body

>B). Just chill

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>>75605886

Dodgers literaly have 3 closers + Kenley Jansen.

Stay schleep

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>>75606450
Blaze it and crash my shit.

>>75606450
Obviously A. Because you should punish your team for being dependent on you.

>>75606450
Depends on if I got a drug test comin' up.

good news: red sox lost
bad news: yankees won

fuck the orioles n everything baltimore

>>75606450
go hiking and smoke at some sick viewpoint

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>>75606419
we comin niBBa

>whos cant even tank right

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>>75606515

>>75606539
Watch the Whos win the World Series and then have consecutive 100 loss seasons immediately after.

World Series to first pick in two (TWO) years
Try and stop us

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i miss haniger

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What's your walk up song, /mlb/?

>>75606564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3GmC1HDx08

wtf doyers

Lmaoing at the Phillies.

>failies

Wow, I wonder what Doyer stadium would be like right now if 3/4 of the crowd didn't leave 3 innings ago. Ya know, just to beat traffic

>Filthies

god dammit philly

Rollins on suicide watch.

>>75606450
order some chicken teriyaki for takeout

smoke up purple

turn on the rocks game

eat said chicken teriyaki

>>75606358
Bumgarner easily. The playoffs are a different beast than the regular season entirely and something about it has Kershaw permanently shook.

We have plenty of postseasons' worth of sample size already. The patterns have been established. Kershaw has much more to prove where Bumgarner no longer does.

Lmaoing at the Philadelphia Phillies

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Wow the phillies just pulled a Robertson

BRING BACK CHARLIE MANUEL.

>>75606564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMSWAUAKJn0

>>75606580
my man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raCmQBp6Cnk

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>>75606647
>le sand man

so I dont follow other teams that much

what teams have GOOD bullpens?

>>75606672
No one seems to this year.

>>75606672
Cubs?

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>>75606672
Rockies.

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>tfw to intelligent to not give up back to back to back homeruns

>>75606685
Fucking idiot

>>75606724
>to intelligent too be intelligent.

>>75606201
Big Game Wade Miley defies all metrics though
Like really

I'm serious he might be good

>>75606685
lol

>>75606777
You know the last guy to be called "Big Game" right? He had a 200.00 ERA by the end of the season.

can't wait the pissboi shitposting

pfftahahaha what the fuck are my Phillies doing

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>philly

>>75606802
Heading back to the basement with my Barfs.

I fucking hate the phillies

>>75606819
2008 still under your skin?

I want to laugh at the phillies but then I realize that the dodgers won so now I'm just fucking pissed that the general is going to turn to shit again.

>>75606829
i believe you mean 2009 and yes but that was mostly Houston Street I chose to hate.

>>75606834
Incoming pissboi posts in about 30 seconds.

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>>75606841
Shit right. 2008 was the year Brett Myers had a bunch of incredible at bats against Sabathia

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>another team joins us in the misery of giving up 6 runs in the bottom of the 9th while up 6
>now another team joins us in the misery of giving up 3 solo home runs in the 9th while up 3

Misery loves company.

Now we all predict which team will hit 7 home runs in one game and still lose.

>>75606800
>>75606846
It's Saturday night, he has boys he needs to kiss

>>75606871
Abstract fuckin art man. The Sox are a masterpiece of shit.

CC Sabathia is a fat drunk

>>75606897
A fat drunk with a ring though, so I guess Joba Chamberlain.

>>75606871
We need the ol'
>starter goes 8 IP 0 ER with 2 runs of support
>closer comes in and gives up single, single, 3 run walkoff home run

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Not memeing on the Phillies they have young talent. I'm high off joy from watching that. Wew.

Holy shit.

Fuck SANFUCKCISCO.

>>75606913
Nothing will ever reach the embarrassment of ONE STRIKE AWAY though. If a team does that at any point in the season I will pour a drink out for them as long as they aren't the Rags or the Dodgers.

>>75606871
The art is spreading. Is this the power of the down arrow?

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>>75606905

Definitely the most comfy DUI ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx0vK__Hjgc

>>75606937
It draws art out of the Whos and spreads it to other teams in order for the White Sox to win the World Series.

>>75606950

wrong video

this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa2q5jPRuYc

>>75606963
Why did they go to the efforts to protect him if he was just going to be out of the league less than 10 years later lol?

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>>75606937

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>>75605886
>>75606478

>>75606672
Injuns

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>the shantytown of hector neris

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>Phillies have given up 11 runs in the 9th inning this year
>The most of any one inning this season

>>75607036
Holy shit Corey Seager's still in baseball?

you nig nogs realize that the

>rockies

do this literally every april right

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>>75605773
>>75605723
>>75605558
Mariners anime guy is always here anon
ill never leave you

MARINERS!

>>75607077
so do the

>whos

>>75606925

you cucks would celebrate a pennant lmao go season some food

>>75607086
>>75607077
Stop taking away their fun you entitled pricks.

>>75606564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEwVCi60Ifc&feature=youtu.be&t=6s

>>75607104
>taking away fun on an uzbeckistani caricature phonetree

>>75607063
>only 11
It would be funnier if they end the season giving up 200 runs in the 9th inning.

>>75607120
This is the Rockies were talking about. Anything can be fun when high as the Phillies 9th inning era.

>>75607104

lol the guy is right, they can have fun in april every season but by july they're checking broncos minicamps

>>75607118
I GOT I GOT I GOT I GOT

>>75607150
>>75607144
Rocktober will return

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>>75607002

best baseball team in chicago.

feels good man.

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>>75607184
It's fucking happening and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

>>75607265
i gotta ask man, what the obsession with AJ?
he was never that good and seemed a little boring to watch

>Shelby Miller

Could anyone else have gone so wrong?

>>75607301
I'm going to guess it's an ironic association with how hated AJ was. Maybe projecting a victim complex to give him the right to act like an asshole too.

Why are the marlins such afucking joke

>>75607343
why are the Phillies?

>The Dodgers hit three home runs and a dribbler for a truly wild comeback victory
>Instead of a bloop and a blast, this was a blast, another blast, one more blast and a ground ball.
fantastic writing on mlb.com

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Post players who will hover around the Mendoza line and a 600-700ish OPS once they're figured out.

>>75607360
2nd place in the least competitive divison is a joke?

>>75607343
>says the team that is over 100+ years old with the same amount of championships and close to the same overall win percentage

>>75607371
>mlb.com
dude puns lmao

social media

>According to Baseball Reference, it's the 24th time since 1913 that a player has been called on to pinch-hit and been removed from the game without getting to play in their big league debut.
is there any stat that isnt recorded?

>>75607383
yes, the phils are shit and will drop back to 4th within a month
Im assuming you will be nowhere on this general once that happens

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>Eaton out for the year

He is always so much fun to watch play. Sorry Nats.

>>75607391
>dude puns lmao
its really annoying. does anyone actually enjoy these?


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>>75607301

I'll try to be brief...

I loved his attitude toward the game. He was a complete gamer and got inside other player's heads. He took advantage of every technicality in the rules he could. He played hard in that he would take out opposing catchers when on the base path, and when people tried to take him out he'd take the hit and still tag them out. He had almost no time on the DL in his 19 year career in the show.

>handled the pitching staff of the 2005 World Champion White Sox
>Top 10 all time hits at Catcher
>Top 10 all fielding %
>5th in doubles
>called Buehrle's no-no
>called Humber perfecto

he was also a huge cub-killer through his entire career, fuck when he was 39 years old he ended lester's no no bid at wrigley last year

>>75607384
they won 2 world series and for what? no one in miami even cares about them. and hte new ownership isn't gonna change that.

Plus the first 60 years of our franchise are basically irrelvant when there was no parity and only like 3 teams coudl win it

>>75607420

Yes.

Are you really so uptight that cuteness annoys you?

>>75607435
>Plus the first 60 years of our franchise are basically irrelvant when there was no parity and only like 3 teams coudl win it
those years dont count because we were shit!

>>75607374
he got figured out last year really quickly in the majors, he couldn't hit a breaking ball but now i think he's actually hitting them. Not saying he's continue his current production

>>75607404
They're not shit. They were 24-17 with like 3.2 runs per game last year. They were lucky but this team is clutch.Our run differential + runs per game is better. Starting pitcher is more consistent. Bottom of the order will turn around.
This is an average team that can go .500 if the bullpen doesn't implode every other fuckinn night.

>>75606564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OO5VAKk0d8

>>75607448
its not cute, most headlines are awkward, forced attempts at a bad pun

>>75607301

also

>never that good

you on crack? you don't last 19 years in the show "never being that good" just ask michael barret.

in addition to the career total stats i listed, he was a career .280 hitter in addition to being an excellent pitch caller and defender. his main weakness was throwing guys out, but luckily he has Buehrle to hold guys on for the prime of his time behind the plate.

>>75607463
>They were 24-17 with like 3.2 runs per game last year.
what?
and yes, im sorry, the phils are bad
its ok buddy, i root for a bad team too

>>75607486
They're not bad tehir average. The only players on the team playing above their level are Hellickson and Herndandez, and several players are playing well below their potential, including Herrera, Rupp, and even Franco. Plus we got Rhys coming up to replace ToJo's fucking incompetent ass. We've been in basically every game this season besides one slaughter from the new york jay bruces.

>nats Eaton has torn ACL

top kek thats what you get for putting too much stress on it running the bases at Coors

>>75607483
i dont know buddy
looking over his stats now and he never seemed to be that good. Just a slightly above replacement level player who stuck around because enough teams needed a cheap fill in who wasnt total shit

>>75607483
AJ just your typical every day middle of the pack catcher bro. yea he had a long career but he was never elite. had some decent years but he wouldnt be best in slot catcher for the history of any franchise if he spent his whole career there

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>>75607399
>Boog "nickname stealer" Powell thought he was going to get his first AB

>>75607534

I know he wasn't elite, but he was definitely good during his prime. Hell, even in his twilight years he caught 120 games at 38 and hit .300 for shitty atlanta.

>>75607521
He had plenty of solid WAR seasons, I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>75607559
>He had plenty of solid WAR seasons
He only had 5 seasons above a 2 WAR, only two of those were above a 3 WAR

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>>75607559
>He had plenty of solid WAR seasons
he had 2 good years and a bunch of average seasons
im not saying hes bad, just not anyone memorable

>>75606220

Lol Neil Ramirez. He was amazing for a short while in Chicago, before his shoulder got fucked. He's never going to recover and this clearly shows that.

>>75607599

There's no doubt that I have a huge bias in my favoritism towards AJ since he was a big part of recent past White Sox baseball. I get why a fan of another team wouldn't appreciate AJ like a fan of the 2000s White Sox would. He has some great career achievements, but also he had a toughness to him that White Sox fans really embraced and still remember. When I was at BIG RED DOWN ARROW earlier this week for a couple games, I couldn't believe how many other people were also wearing Pierzynski jerseys.

>>75607452
1000x this is what he is saying

>>75607435
the new ownership cant do much worse then the whole city not trusting you one ounce. trust me if they are half decent more fans will show up

>ripping on a tripfag's hero
Don't have to do this brehs. Players can be memorable and have an impact on fans without necessarily being the GOATs for their positions.

>>75607652
fair enough

>>75607660
i get it, was just curious

>>75607420
There's literally nothing wrong with that u faggot

It's their job to create clever headlines

>>75607673
>clever headlines
thats my whole issue
they are not clever, they are always shit

>>75607685
Come up with some better ones

>>75607696
pay me

Trying to get into baseball what team do I root for
dubs decides

>>75607673
I can only deal with so many Judicial puns every time Judge hits a home run...

>>75607726
Jump onto the Yankees bandwagon before it's too late

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>>75607726

>>75607685
im glad im not the only one this annoys

guaranteed I can go to the site right now and find a horrible one

>Matt trick: Braves' Kemp slugs three HRs

holy shit the writers seriously need to kill themselves in a hurry. every morning you can wake up knowing there's going to be something foul there

>>75607660

I wasn't offended by it at all. It was nice to reminisce about my favorite player and attempt to articulate all the intangibles he brought to the club as their trust backstop.

What really sucks is trying to find a new favorite active player though. I don't wana get too attached to any current Sox player for obvious reasons. Can I name a manager? Because I've met Rick Renteria in person and he's a great guy. I just hope the Sox don't "do him dirty" like the Cubs organization did. He's a great baseball guy and I think he has a high ceiling when he has quality personnel to manage.

>>75607726
pod race

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doggo time?

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why Zack look like a Super Villain in this interview?

>>75607795
he got paid, he doesnt give a shit anymore

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>>75607790

>>75607773
I wasn't trying to stick up for you, I was just trying to bring a little focus back to respecting players for having an effect on fans, especially those with some longevity to their careers.

>>75607843
I got a stick up for you

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>>75607864

the Astros- Rockies WS should be fun

>>75607843

FEELS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuwYjjqNEnw

It was perfectly fitting for Paulie to be the last man standing of the 2005 team.

AJ was the 2nd to last to depart. There are scores of reasons to hate Kenny Williams, but him not resigning AJ to at least a 2 year deal after his SS winning 12' season was what really made me hate him. Especially when AJ admitted he would take a Sox contract over a more lucrative one elsewhere because he loved the Southside.

>>75607864
FREEZE AND NOBODY HAS TO DIE

THIS IS A STICK UP

PUT ALL YOUR CASH AND JEWELRY IN THE BAG PLS

:3

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>>75607790

brewers relocation when

>>75607947

I don't get why that can't get people in that park. Seeing a Cardinals/Brewers game in early April in Miller Park while there's a snow storm outside and I'm comfy AF drinking a MGD watching baseball is on my bucket list.

>>75607991
28k per home game

that's not bad for Milwaukee

puts the whos to shame

>>75607947
You upset about Thames?

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>>75608038

True, but your park isn't surrounded by Mogadishu like ours.

Speaking of Chicago, these fake Ferris Bueller Domino's commercials make me mad. Almost violently so.

Anyone else?

>>75608085

I spent my week off work at my parents house near Chicago, so I was just watching games on TV instead of mlb.tv. I forgot how irksome that shit is.

State Farm TV Commercial – I'm Never Gonna Let You Go, We Belong Together!!!!!!!!!!! x500

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75607423
>>75607483
Preach brother. AJ is my all time favorite player. #flythearrow

>>75607773
Avi Garcia is the new top dog. Also, I like derek Holland and he's been really solid.

>>75607726
Choose your favorite color and pick a team. Or choose random. After that fuck the Astros, fuck the rangers

>>75607420
>Eaton reportedly has torn ACL, done for year
When is the pun?
Eat-en my acl: Adam out for year

>>75607726
Tigers
If trip you must get a jerset

AC-ULater! Adamn shame

>>75607726
You're a White Sox fan now

>>75607726
Dodgers

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im going to bed
everyone say something nice about the Mariners so i have something good to read when i wake up
thanks

>>75608312
They aren't the browns at least

>>75608242
Eaton out but staying home, ACL tear ends year

>>75608312
The ugliest player in the game isn't a Mariner

>>75608217
>>75607773
not gonna lie guys I've grown very fond of nurse. When he joined the US WBC team it really cemented my love for him, I was so happy when he got the final out. I'm going to be sad when he's traded.

Q is still my favorite though and I'll be sad if he leaves also. Migo, Saladino and Anderson are pretty cool too.

Anyone else arleady mentally flipped the big red down arrow?

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>>75608266

>>75605465
Acoustic as fuck

>>75607726
Braves

>>75609000
shit guess im a braves fan

>>75609069
We gonna be great in 2020 senpai

who has the bigger cock

stanton or judge? both are at least 7 inches flaccid

>>75608312
The Indians since the start of the 90s couldn't have been nearly as good without the Mariners' help

>>75606672
White Sox and Yankees so far.

>>75609069
Dude. Save yourself the pain and drink a gallon of bleach now.

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Mighty Mouse RIP
Never forget
The Nats will win the Series in his honor.

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>>75616129
Don't listen to this guy, there's only good things ahead of us and a top 5 position player in the majors to enjoy watching day in and out. Just keep your expectations low, you never know what you're gonna get

>>75616422
>braves pitching

>>75616478
Hey tehran is always a good watch. The rest.. well refer to the first post

>>75616355
>The Nats will win the Series in his honor
lol

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>>75608620
How's Cespedes?

>>75617348
>Cespedes is a kike supporter
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>75616355
>Mighty Mouse
I've literally never heard of this nickname until he got injured.

>>75608312
>>75608322
>>75608373
Thanks

>>75610236
you and Baltimore have a lot to be grateful for

>>75618411
The funniest mariners/orioles trade is the castillo one

Orioles weren't even involved in the trade and yet ended up with every player from both sides of the swap

Why haven't teams outlawed pinstripes? They're easily the WORST thing about baseball. teams with pinstripes occupy all the bottom spots on uniform rankings. Yankees, Rockies, Phillies, Mets, Cubs, White Sox. All are awful

>>75618699
Only the Yankees should be allowed to wear the pinstripes. All these other clubs should fuck off.

75618699
This b8 is bad, and (You) should feel bad about it

>>75618732
Wrong. Literally NO team should be allowed to wear pinstripes.

>>75618758
The Yankees made them famous though and were the team most known for them.

What is your beef with pinstripes anyways? Not aesthetically pleasing?

>>75618834
His dad is in prison. Has been his whole life

>>75618853
Those aren't pinstripes, and my dad is frying eggs behind me

>>75618904
You still live with your parents?
How old are you?

>>75618923
32
why?

>>75618923
t. college student that thinks living in a dorm is "moving out"

Is it just me, or are there a hell of a lot more dingers being hit this year? The ball is literally zooming out of parks

Where is that autistic Reds fan?

>>75618923
He's visiting his grandkids. and 22.

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Best swing in the majors

>>75619039
>having multiple children at 22

>>75619101
>not having 4 strong aryan soldiers by the time you're 22
Why aren't you doing your part for the white race?

>>75619101
funnily enough, they're black, but me and the wife are white!

But seriously, we had twins.

>>75619315
Do they know that their father has shit baseball opinions?

>>75619378
>Do they know their father has patrician baseball opinions
They will when they're old enough to have taste.

>>75619097
That's not Cano.

>>75619097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYVj0ZuFhDo

Utley has a beautiful swing

>>75618342
That was his nickname with the whos.

>>75620076
No it wasn't
His nickname was spanky

>>75620161
>>75620161
Sorry, he got the Mighty Mouse nick name in college at Miami of Ohio.

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>>75607660
Totally this.

Hell one of my favorite players is Brent Lillibridge. So many good memories from the little kid who played hard.

Even to this day I still miss Lillibomb.

>>75620469
That non-cropped photo sums up white sox baseball for the past 9 years

I'm considering becoming a lifelong Pirates fan. Anything in particular you'd recommend for reading?

>>75620893
Treasure Island and Robinson Crusoe are classics

>>75620893
Are you sure you're not from Somalia?

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>>75620893
Read up on Dock Ellis, he was the niggest

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dock_Ellis

>>75620893
Please don't watch our semen slurping sport.

Based Zaun shitting on interleague again

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>>75620967
Thanks

>>75620982
I watch cricket, semen slurping's alright.

>restaurant I'm at is taking forever and I'm going to miss a few innings
feels bad

>>75621299

> letting food dictate your life, schedule, and emotionality

what's it like being such an embarrassing fatass?

Noah Syndergaard refused to get an MRI Friday despite urging from the Mets organization. That's a reverse. Mets pitcher ruins his own career while the Mets try and talk him out of it.

>>75621333
But it's very good food.

>>75621368

> but it's very good odds
> but it's very good liquor
> but it's very good heroin

you're on a dangerous path, idiot

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>>75621389
>partaking in sin
don't gotta worry about me buddy

>>75621345
>>75621345
>>75621345
>>75621345
mariners v. indians finale

jays-rays

>>75621479

down arrows-tiggers

>>75621431

> what is gluttony?

ok, bud.

redpill me on Hunter Greene the BBC king

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I have watched 5 phillies games and 3 episodes of ken burns.

What do I do next to learn more about baseball (other than going to live games)

I wanna learn more about how stats work, what defensive shifting is, how lineups are chosen, and the league makeups.

Who are generally considered the most famous/liked/hated players? etc

Any tips or links?

>>75621783
Didn't I already tell you what defensive shifting is?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_positioning

>>75621842
Must have been someone else. Thanks.

I was looking up videos earlier and it sounds like people were treating it as controversial.

Is it relatively new to MLB?

>>75621783
Everyone wanted to have sex with Mickey Mantle

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>>75621868
For a long time there was the lefty shift, but now there's shifts for everything.

>>75621783

first, go to games.
second, go to more games.

stats are just simple formulas, defensive shifting is how you adapt your infield and outfield to different hitters, lineups are chosen based on different criteria according to the manager's personality, i don't know what the hell you mean by league makeups

there are thousands of famous/liked/hated players, that would take threads upon threads to go over

read wikipedia, read bbref

>>75621783
>Who are generally considered the most famous
Babe ruth, jackie robinson, Hank Aaron, Jeter
>Liked
Every team has their own favorite, it'd be difficult to list them all
>hated
Bonds, Canseco, Black Sox, Rose, Cobb

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>Kelly nash will step on me while she talks about the latest autisticstat powered by aws
It isn't fair
Where does mlb network find these hotties

>>75621783
Play mlb the show 16 or 17 or whateber on easy and you'll learn about baseball in under a day

>>75621289
Did nguppy make the news over there?

Pretty sure no one in Germany knows about kepler which sucks

>>75621783
JJust watch games, read articles, visit team sites, read books about the history of baseball, watch TV shows. It's not rocket science. Stop demanding to be spoon fed.

Is Flo Rida a Marlins or Rays fan?

>SMAHOUSE

>>75621783
Also listen to games on the radio. Completely different experience from watching on TV, helps you learn to keep track of the game. Most of the time the pregame shows leading up to the game are accessible enough that they help with your other questions too.

>>75621868
the use of shifts has exploded in recent years thanks to (((sabermetrics)))