/hoc/ - fuck earlyfags

this is the correct edition

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Should he just request a trade or go back to KHL?

>>75604796
>KHL
going to be hard to swing that with four more years on his contract

>>75604796
>implying he's not the only thing wrong on the craps

>>75604835
He can just retire like Kovalchuk did dumbass

>>75604884
yeah, but look at kovalchuk, he regrets it wants to come back. i don't think ovi would want to leave for good, just leave washington

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Memes aside, does Ottawa have any chance at all against Pittsburgh?

>>75604947
Maybe if Anderson/Karlsshit both go into god mode which is possible

snes are faster than the craps for sure

>>75604947
nope

This Caps-Pongs series kind of reminds me of the Shorks in, what was it, 2014? The >it was 3-0 series.

Basically that series showed the Shorks could never get over the hump of beating the Kongs in the playoffs.

In a similar vein we're seeing the Craps won't ever be able to get over the hump of beating the Pongs in the playoffs, if they can't even take them without Letang in the lineup

>>75604947
With goaltending yes. Anderson is better than Fleury, who could still have his playoff collapse soon.

>>75604947
they have the pieces to pull off a meme upset, but it will be hard.

>>75604947
No, which means that they will

>>75604947
Nobody has a chance against the Pens.

The playoffs are over. Cap this, the Penguins will repeat.

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Dare I say it /hoc/

but is he /ourguy/?

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>>75604947
/ouryear/

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caps just need to pick a sacrificial lamb to charge fleury full speed. only way they have a chance to stay in this series desu

>>75604947
anyone who says any team has "no chance" against anyone is a fucking retard.

we have seen over and over in the playoffs that a hot goaltender can win a series despite all other flaws.

>>75605082

Not until Jake Guentzel stops playing

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>rags
>craps

>>75604947
dubs and snes going to SCF

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>>75605082
perhaps

>>75605086
So Chris Krieder?

@Proteautype
BREAKING: The Vancouver Canucks, Colorado Avalanche and Buffalo Sabres are all using their coach's challenge on this draft lottery result.

>>75605092
Exactly. Everyone said the same thing about the Hawks-Preds series. Literally anything can happen in playoffs.

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>>75605120
>kreider plays on the caps

>memeing with the puck when it's 5-2

m8 don't waste everyone's time, keep the clock rolling

>>75605121
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA WELL MEMED SIR, UPVOTE

>>75605133
The Caps are dead mate. There's no hope for them.

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>>75605116
>mfw that graphic was created by an
assdevastated hasb fan who claimed he was done with the team after the trade

he still watches all their games and tweets about them non stop

>>75605154
tbf it is his job

>>75605129
the goaltender is the wildcard in any series, its why i don't bother making predictions for the most part, you never know who's going to get hot or whos gonna shit the bed

look at holtby putting up vezina numbers all season long and having really good playoff numbers prior to this season, and now completely shitting the bed

>devil, flyers, and stars get to pick before the avs, yotes, and canucks
holy fuck this system is a fucking joke, i'm legitimately salty. the flyers almost made the playoffs but they're rewarded with the 2nd pick? fuck off gary

>>75605163
yeah but you can tell hes still emotionally invested which is hilarious

>>75605129
Reminder that the Preds were significantly better in the regular season by goal differential once you weeded out empty netters and overtime.

>>75605182
>The state of Vancouver fans

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>>75605182
as long as the canucks still have those greasy italians for owners they will always be bad, high pick or not. sorry lad.

>>75605182
As opposed to shitty teams getting rewarded for being shit?

new lottery rules have made this fun and a must-watch event going forward

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>pageau scored 4 goals in one game
>chicago scored 3 all playoffs

>>75605182
Avs have already wasted Duchene, Landeskog, and Mackinnon. They don't deserve anything more.

>>75605223
>new lottery rules have made this fun and a must-watch event going forward
i'm not against the new rules but this has to be the least compelling reason for them out there

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>>75605182

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>>75605218
sadly this

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what did she mean by this?

>>75605245
The NHL is entertainment. Having something fun to watch is not bad.

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>>75605218
Ottawa is winning with fucking Melnyk at the helm

No fucking excuses

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Draft the Japanese named man.

>being a caps fan
>ever

I feel so bad for anyone associated with that association. I wonder how bad it hurt when Crosby branded their asses with his number

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It's all right Caps fans, you still got the Wizards. :^)

I JUST WANT BASED OVI TO WIN A CUP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75605268
Jamele Hill to replace Ron MacLean

>>75605268
>hockey needs more niggers and trannies cuz MUHH DIVERSITY

>>75605203
Better than who, the Sens? No. The Preds barely made the playoffs in the weak ass Western Comference. The finished with one win ahead of the fucking Jets. The Senators were far more consistent all year and were a very strong team after Anderson came back.

Literally no one said the Predators were a good team until they beat the Hawks.

>>75605207
i can't imagine how avs fans feel right now. imagine the stars - a team stacked with talent - getting the pick ahead of your team that has been dwelling in the basement for the last few years because of """"luck""""". yeah it punishes tanking but this is just as awful if not worse

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>>75605276
the meljew just sets the budget, he doesn't interfere too heavily with management. for fucks sake, the canuck's owner's MOM signed off on tortellini as a coach because he was also italian

>>75605276
>sens lose game 7 of SCF
>melnyk drinks himself to near death and needs a new liver again

>>75605268
how about no

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>>75605297
He wins the metro country club cup every year

>>75605311
>were a very strong team after Anderson came back

What the fuck are you talking about? Ottawa fucking limped into the playoffs

>>75605311
Better than the Blackhawks.

And generally the fancy stats people were calling it close but gave Chicago the edge because of home ice.

>>75605268

Hope the NHL doesn't fall for the "appeal to women and coloreds and trannies who just cry a lot but don't even buy your product" meme like video game publishers did

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every year I dissapointed

every year I tell myself before the season starts "the caps arent winning it all just watch this team and enjoy being in the ovechkin era"

but every year it changes. theyre so good you think "WHO is going to stop these guys"

and every year im dissapoointed, im so dissapointed i leave this board until the fall. im sick of hockey, i cant watch it.

why do the hockey gods hate us.

why /hoc/

why

>>75604746
>(((They))) convinced white people from the most successful nation ever to eat themselves into oblivion

amazing

>The worst playoffs of all time is unfolding before us

Gary wrecked the NHL.

>>75605318
>imagine the stars - a team stacked with talent
They have forward talent but no backend talent outside of Klingberg and no goaltending.

>>75605307
She's retarded, but I'd easily take Weekes over fucking Milbury and Pierre. There's good talent out there. NBC is just not trying.

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>>75605340
No one leaves the club, bitch

>>75605268
is she your friend? why are you following her tweets?

guentzel is a fucking crosbabby

>>75605338
it will never happen since it would totally neuter the entertainment factor of the game, which is how they make their money

:clap: fuck :clap: the :clap: haters :clap:

>>75605268
Didn't a girl already play for the lighting in the 90s

>>75605366
Yeah her son is a prospect in this year's draft.

>>75605268
She meant I have literally never watched a game.

Also, Casswy Campell is the worst person reporting or commentating hockey not named Nick Kyprios or Glenn Healey. Kevin Weekes is pretty good though.

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>>75605340

>>75605362
i don't follow her. i follow some hockey stats nerds and one of the beta males retweeted that tweet

>>75605366
just for the preseason, and it was just a publicity stunt + moral booster for all the players to gangbang her

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>CRAPITOLS

>>75605333
>And generally the fancy stats people were calling it close but gave Chicago the edge because of home ice.

the fancy stats people also said ottawa was going to get BTFO by bombston

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>>75605360
>tfw Kings used to be part of this

Feels good man

>>75605354
>>75605307
They better not higher people just for the sake of it, I want actual intelligent analysis from people who have played or coached or been involved with the game. I don't want some tranny giving espn tier analysis just because.

>>75605383
they have christine simpson who isnt too bad

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These playoffs aren't even fun. They're dull. Where's the entertainment? If you have to look to Ottawa and NY for a good series you know you're fucked.

Ladies and gentlemen, the NHL is dead.

>>75605414
I want Laraque commentary

>>75605351
So will the Stars eschew BPA in favour of taking a dman?

>>75605354
weekes is alright, milbury's a shoe meme and pierre is a faggot but w/e

>>75605414
>I want actual intelligent analysis from people who have played or coached or been involved with the game

this

>>75605414
>I want actual intelligent analysis
>milbury and kypreos have nationaltv jobs

>>75605431
go the fuck away

>no after hours

Rogers was a mistake

>>75605431
this

>>75605414
Yeah that's all I'm saying. She is arguing for tokenism while a guy like Weekes is good regardless of the fact that he's black. NBC should be looking at the NHL Network people to hire instead of keeping the same crap on the air.

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Caps in six guys, place your bets now
t. tietäjä

>>75605431
Bettman thought divisional 2nd round would be good.

It wasn't.

It's shit.

None of these games are interesting.

>>75605390
>i follow some hockey stats nerds

Kek seriously consider killing yourself

>>75605431
>only 4 teams have won in the last 8 years
>one of those 4 are likely to win again

You're just noticing this?

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Someone in Washington thought that this playoff resume was the key to getting the Capitals into the Stanley Cup.

>>75605440
I'd be fine with that

>>75605452
Those two are a lot more credible than token black female #6. or is she male i don't even know.

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>actually doubting the repeat at this point

Who's going to stop them? Rags? Snes? LOL

Mcgay kid vs Crosby in the finals

>>75605431

It's not the Penguins fault that the Capishits are this fucking bad

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>>75605454
Admit it. The Caps/Pens series is the death of the NHL. This is supposed to be the best series and it's been a pile of garbage.

>>75605474
B-B-B-But muh rivalries!

>>75605498
Fuck off Pens, you've already won.

>>75605390
the vast majority of hockey stats nerds are beta males desu

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>>75605472
>give godsby his third

Reminer that THE pittsburgh penguins have yet to score less than 3 goals in a single game this post season and have faced 2 of 3 vezina finalists in round 1 and 2

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>>75605498
>Who's going to stop them?

>>75605407
They made the mistake of not properly accounting for trades and injuries.

you retards bitch about the playoffs no matter how they go.

when teams like shitcago and the kongs were dominating you shat all over that, now meme teams are doing well and you shit all over that too. fucking autists

>>75605503
No but it's Gary's fault for giving them a softball matchup in the first round.

LOL THE JACKETS. Are you fucking kidding me Gary? This playoff format is so gay and broken that even South Park won't touch it.

The Pens won the Cup before the first game was even played.

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Just accept the prophecy already.

>>75605533
To be a Vezina finalist you have to play behind shitty defense that lets you get a lot of shots to boost your save percentage and also play way too many games which overworks you.

>>75605533
Just further evidence that the voters don't know shit.

Has anyone thought about the fact that the reason the caps might play so shit in the playoffs is an ice issue? DC gets pretty humid by this part of the year and the ice is already pretty bad in the regular season. Honestly the only explanation I can come up with for how consistent this choking is.

>>75605541
redd.it

>>75605564
Then why isn't Talbot a finalist you fucking dipshit.

>>75605565
Vezina voters are GMs so we already knew they didn't know shit given by the stupid contracts they hand out to goalies

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>>75605521
This guy was one of the first stats nerds to get hired and he's already been fired

>>75605485
some of them sometimes tweet something insightful.
i mainly followed them because i worked with my school's hockey team so i wanted to stay with the latest work out there

>>75605521
this is extremely true

>>75605533
Pens exposed bob and are exposing Holtby currently. Holy shit bob was so fucking TRASH. Holtby costing his team dearly

>>75605534
Will be swept by Kessel and Bonino

>>75605582
He'll only get credit if McMeme gets hurt and he stays good.

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Friendly reminder that Bill was robbed of the Conn Smythe last year

Its funny because the specific reason 17 of 21 nhl.com experts picked the caps is BECAUSE of Holtby. Ans said specifically better goaltendieing gives the caps the edge.

>>75605628
accurate

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>>75605600
>The Finals will be a sweep

Literally the worst playoffs of all time.

Great fucking sport, Gary.

>>75605594
>so i wanted to stay with the latest work out there

Most of the stuff being discussed publicly is light years behind what the actual teams are doing. To the extent that it's not even really worth paying much attention to desu

I have no idea how people follow those fags. They spend all day circlejerking over the same shit.

Will you mark out if Crobys one playoff fight is a one hit KO on mcdavid?

i always wondered how ovi maintained such a good disposition despite playing on the soul-crushing caps. apparently he just listens to this one song and it gives him the motivation to go out there and perform.

https://youtu.be/IcBn6wipv38

>>75605628
true, crosby better not get it over guentzel this year

>>75605635
near uniformity of nhl.com 'experts' is a good indication that something is wrong.

>>75605635
well he had pretty good playoffs numbers up til this season so i'm not sure how you can really take issue with that

Are the pens gonna do a kongs and cruise to the cup? How can a team make winning a trophy that is supposed to be the toughest to win in sports, so easy?

>>75605646
That would be absolutely based

>>75605640
true. the guy who retweeted the muh diversity bitch was actually working with me for my school's team, that's one of the reasons i was following him

i wasn't doing any crazy analytics, just pass tracking

>>75605541
>meme teams memeing it up
>doesn't matter penswinlol

That's the problem everyone should have with these playoffs

>>75605668
Because Gary's the commissioner. Duh.

His baby Hawks got knocked out so he's getting his revenge by making his second team win it all.

@ikhurshudyan
Caps room hasn't opened yet. Might be having a team meeting.
11:20 PM - 29 Apr 2017

>>75605668

Having relatively the same team that just won a cup and al the other teams in the loffs on a downswing.

>>75605668
Because they have bill on there team

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I hope you've apologized. He's a really nice guy, I'm sure he'll forgive you.

>>75605668
Having a player who will probably go down in the top 5 of all time helps.

>>75605640
It depends on who you follow. Only the most lazy ones still use plain corsi for their arguments.

>>75605639
Penguins are just too stacked la

>>75605663
Because fleury had been better up to the start of the series. That's the problem. They're still banking on holtby's regular season and vezina candidacy. The penguins have the goaltending advantage

>>75605674
Just curious, which one are you talking about?

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>>75605702

2 players

>>75605713
ryan stimson

>>75605541
if it's not your team winning it's bad

>>75605635
fake news

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>craps

>>75605655
>crosby better not get it over a player he created this year

He's literally done this over and over throughout his career yet Pongs fans are still too fucking moronic to get it. Kek

>>75605577
Wouldn't bad ice affect the pens as well?

Also the it gets really humid in Tampa, St. Louis, LA and Nashville too

>>75605727
Fapping SO HARD to Crosby - Guentzel for the next 10 years.

>>75605738
Trash trade. Shattenkirk fucking sucks. I knew he was bad news

>>75605700
it must be nice for new GK players to have a team mate with fresh cup experience.

>>75605700
Getting my fleury jersey after they win the cup this year

Is Pittsburgh still gonna tell Fleury to fuck off?

What team is he on next year?

Crosby showed why he is one of the best leaders in the game tonight. He completely took his team and put them on his back. Winning the battle with Ovie so far. Your move great 8

>>75605776

If they win the cup he retires and only shows up in a vladivostok hotel room once OV fucks off to the khl

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Does /hoc/ have any Vegas fans yet?

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Penguins remind me of the Golden State Warriors.

Both teams are favorites to win their respective leagues.

Both teams are really hated.

:^)

>>75604908
Kovalchuk always said he wanted to come back after 4 years. It's been 4 years

>Helene Elliot@HeleneElliot

>Things aren't looking good tonight between canucks, draft lottery.

>>75605760
>tfw copped a fleury uears ago

Bout to snatxh a guentzel up if they win that cup

>>75605808
vintage /hoc/

>>75605801
pongs confirmed for choke in the finals

I feel bad for Colorado

>>75605752
Hilarious how bad Shattenkirk has been despite getting sheltered on the 3rd pairing.

Who's going to overpay for him in FA? Rags is who he wanted to sign with

>>75605808
Lockout /hoc/ was GOAT /hoc/

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>>75605738
>mfw some caps fan tried to tell me that this would be the year they'd win because they have shattenkirk and orpik

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>>75605360
Just watch.

>>75605283
Gonna need a quick rundown on this guy

>>75605827
Why? Theyre not even a cupless franchise

Are you underage b& and dont remember their glory years?

God I hate Cassie Campbell

I bet that old bitch thinks she's hot shit and all the hockey players she interviews want to fuck her

Most would rather be gay than that

With Strombofagalomplous gone can we get rid of Cassie next or Is she protected because all the lawsuits that would come Cbc's way if they canned an old bag

>>75605801
pens are gonna blow a 3-1 lead to the Blues to win their first cup for 50 years

it's the fucking prophecy

>>75605827
Why? They already have a ton of top picks.

Pittsburgh remains the only team where all their top players have met expectations. The top 4 points getters in the playoffs are: Malkin 13 points, Crosby 11, Kessel 11, Guentzel 10.

Oilels and snes have been supported by randoms, Lundqvists tending has been spotty for the rags, Kesler/Getzlaf haven't been all that great for the Ducks, and the supposed 'best line in the NHL' of Ovie/oshie/backstrom has done okay-to-slightly-good.

I don't want the Pens to win again but it sure looks like that's going to happen

>>75605800
>Sweden
>blacked
TOP JOJ

>snes trap vs pongs counter

What happens?

>>75605857
>bloos
Nuh uh nashville goin to da finals

>>75605838
>orpick

All pongs fans know the real steal was them taking niskanen from is.

>>75605847
>Rothschilds bow to Bog-Zae-Dao
>In contact with North Koreans
>Possess ant-like abilities
>Control Taiwan with an iron but fair fist
>Own sweatshops & Panda Express' globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first Chinese cities in North Korea (Bongzaechao will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of counterfeit item research facilities on Earth
>First true designer knock offs will in all likelihood be Bog-Zae-Dao garments
>said to have 200+ IQ, such intelligence in China has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Hong Kong and not any white country
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented counterfeit progress with him
>he owns Smog R&D labs around the world -You likely have Bog-Zae-Smog inside you right now
>Bog-Zae-Dao is in regular communication with the Americans Trump and Pence, forwarding the word of Jinping to the U.S. DoF. Who do you think set up the meeting between Trump & Xi Jinping? (First meeting between the two countries in over 1000 years) and arranged the US leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bog-Zae-Dao bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent AAVE in under a week
>Nation states entrust their pollution reserves with him. There's no smog in Japan, only Bog-Zae-Smog.
>he is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate are plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.

>>75605800

Been a golden knights fan since i was born

>>75605333
No one was saying that, the Hawks were heavily favoured. And the "fancy stats" people picked the Habs to beat the Rags based on regular season matchups and lundpads record against Montreal. Anything can happen.

>>75605866
Preds have been good. Injuries might kill them though.

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>>75605800
What do you think?

Caps win both games in shittsburgh check em

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>>75604796

He should retire and release his EP, maybe even go on Dancing With the Stars

>>75605866
If I had to bet money on Pittsburgh vs. The Other 7 in who wins it all, I'd pick Pittsburgh

>>75605874
nobody is reading all that, go eat some bamboo

>>75605866
The ONLY thing thats stopping me from thinking the pens will run away with it is the fact that they get dominated in the first period and mostly out shot the rest of the game. Yeah some of that has to do with them getting a lead but they're getting out shot way before they're ahead. If they fix that its over. They'd be a really scary team

>>these pongs fags celebrating prematurely
Check the shots again. We dominated you for half a game and were unlucky. This series is going 7 and you know it.

>>75605855
>cbc firing a woman covering a mans sport
>cbc firing a gold medalist
sadly we are stuck forever

>>75605866

Getzlaf has been outstanding and Kesler has been strong defensively. Anaheim's problem is that Talbot is playing really well. Series should be 1-1 and it could just as easily be 2-0 Ducks as 2-0 Oilers.

>>75605800
I'm going to pretend to be one when convenient for shitposting, does that count?

>>75605896

I get that fan is short for fanatic and fanatics dont think rationally but this is a delusion even the heavens gate people would tell you to sit the fuck down.

>>75605919
Not if Holtby keeps choking

>>75605919
this. caps have been toying with their prey and the pongs are hanging by a thread.

>>75605866

Suck a fucking dick faggot

I bet you are the type of fag who was like
"Oilers are nothing without mcdavid , he's carrying the team by himself "

And now everyone else is pulling their weight and contributing

And you're like "oilers are supported by ransoms"

That's wrong as fuck. Letestu has been clutch all year. You're a basic bitch chink fan who knows nothing

>>75605919
Even if we manage to steal one in pittsburgh were still down 3-1. Its a nightmare scenario. If this team truly is the best team in the league. They will show it. If not we'll lose in 4 or 5.

>>75605855
Fuck you faggot, Strombo is GOAT
I'll fuckin slit you're throat neck

>>75605919
>laffs gave you fits
>pongs sitting back and scoring at will
>caps gassing themselves in the 1st period

>>75605919
The penguins play better in Pittsburgh kek. Same thing happened in the CBJ series. Stole games on the road and then played great at home

>>75605868

They're all memes
>Sweden and USA BLACKED
>Canada Muslim
>Finland Mongolian

>>75605800
is their stadium open to the public yet? how can you be a fan??

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>Chris Gordon @Chris_Gordon
>Niskanen on what the message was after the game: "None of your business."

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOWWNNNNNNNNN

REMINDER that Letang is not even playing

>>75605855
Who? Are you thinking of Cassie Campbell-Pascall?

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>>75605981

Crapitals were a mistake.

>>75605981
S H O O K
H
O
O
K

>>75605959
>we
>we
>we

>>75605981
Sounds like a locker room implosion desu

Pens are literally about singlehandedly make the caps blow up their franchise fucking kek

>>75605944
>Oilers are nothing without mcdavid , he's carrying the team by himself
this is unironically true

>>75606022

Wrong.

>>75606015
They were going to have to do it anyway, a shitload of contracts expiring. It's just funnier now.

>>75606022

They're Talbot babbies at the moment

Kessel is clutch as fuck.

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>>75605981

craps on suicide watch desu

>>75605919

>being this delusional

>>75605987

Campbell is her last name

Hyphen is her cucks name

Michelle Drinnenberg
@m_drinnenberg
Unreal. The league looks desperate to have a Canadian team advance. #EDMvsANA

Who's winning the next two games in Nashville?

>rags

How are things at jaspers rink and russian machine never breaks? Are they crying about refs again or gushing over outshooting the pens

>>75604835
Unless he's still at this level, and/or Washington is willing to give him a good deal based on who he is, I can easily see Ovi going back to Russia once his contract is up. It'll be more comfortable in terms of culture, skill level (if he's no longer the star he is today), and I'm sure he'd get a great contract by virtue of his name alone.

>>75606045
the team collapsed and finished next to dead last as soon as mcclavicle went down injured. they aren't fooling anybody. also talbot is shouldering the rest of the load. they are an illusion lad, a true meme team

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Wew even his own countryman is laughing at Ovi

>>75606093
He ditches the moment this series ends because
>muh olympics

>>75606069
There's only 1 Canadian team that will advance.

And it's not the Coilers.

>>75606103
Not a coilers fan but most teams would do badly with their best player going down

>>75606115
>imblying the Cucks have a chance at winning in Confetti town

>>75606103
kassian wasnt a beast for them last year doe

>>75606115
It wasn't the Canucks either.

>>75606070
depends on if Lavy is dumb enough to play McLeod and Fiddler again

>>75605866
>Snes supported by randos
>Brassard, Karlsson and Bobby Ryan have most points on team.
It must hurt to be this retarded

>>75606134
He stopped drinking.

>>75606121
not wrong, but most teams wouldn't rocket to the bottom of the standings as such.

>>75606134
he wasn't this year either until the playoffs. dude wouldn't have done shit for the oilers if mcmeme wasn't there

My booty is blasted. I want them to injure kessel or crosby now. Dont even care if we win the series or not. Fuck pittsburgj. New england patriots of the nhl. Everyone hates you

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>>75605866
>Depth is a bad thing

>>75606146
brassard and booby might as well be considered random with how shit they were this year

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>>75606159

The pongs wish they could be the Pats

>>75606159
>New england patriots of the nhl. Everyone hates you

Is that supposed to be a bad thing? Although, that comparison isn't a great one. New England wasn't almost relocated to Kansas.

>>75606159
>kessel
>getting hurt

>>75606159
I don't really hate the Penguins much tbqh, but my team is in the west

>>75606141
What exactly was his thought process with that?

>>75606159
I despise pittsburgh but I prefer them to chicago. Mostly cause kessel and malkin

https://streamable.com/umqjr

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>Penguins are going to repeat

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>>75606197
Oshie goes from one choking team to another

>mfw he signs with the Shorks in FA

So how will caps fans feel if edmonton goes to west finals in their first season in the playoffs in over a decade while the caps have yet to make it to the east finals? Really makes me think

>>75606227
Don't forget shattenkirk

>>75606211

jesus christ im dying

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>>75606211
>3 goals on 8 shots
>king

>>75606060
Is who's last name? Who are you attempting to refer to? Are you maybe thinking of Cassie Campbell-Pascall?

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does anyone an updated version of this?

>>75606227
I really like oshie, I'm sure there's plenty of teams that'd love to have him

>>75606254
>>75606256

https://streamable.com/ekqgs

Have another.

>>75606274

lundpads and >rags posting is a gift from god

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Anyone else feel kind of bad for him? He probably could have won a cup on a different team

Shitsburg Faguins literally can't win shit without massive refpuck aid

>>75606257
whose*

Canacucks have very poor grammar.

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>>75606290

One of the best goalies by far in the last 30 years and he gets wasted on one of the shittiest franchises ever. It's both hilarious and feels terrible.

>>75606187
Trying to out-grit the Blues instead of just letting the Preds skate circles around them

>>75606151
Why are Oileds fans so aggressive? Your team is shit, and it's only because of your army of 1st overalls and generational talents that you're barely relevant. But the truth is, that you're still trash and irrelevant.

Regards,

Habs (a team that didn't need to tank 10 years to be relevant)

>>75605870
Prolly this shit again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VV1PrbkK3E

>>75606309

>Relevant
>A Goalie + 5 retards on ice

Your team is actually a joke and worse than Shorks tier.

>>75606309
Oilel fans are the main reason that she still posts here. They get triggered by her so easily

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>>75606211
>>75606274

Mia is sad.

>>75606318
Flyers are always great for top tier memes

>>75606293
No he willingly stayed instead of going UFA. Though I believe you're right.

>>75606335
Mia khalifa is fugly

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>>75606335
Who? That cunt who said she would shoot crosby over hitler? Deserves to be sad.

>>75606309
>Habs
>Good
Lol

Regards
The Metropolitan Division

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>>75606211
Fucking great

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>>75605870
>>75606318

>>75606293
It's no consolation, but at least you aren't a caps fan.

>>75605874
Thanks Kippers, I've always liked you, even if you did have that pasta waiting.

>>75606335
Lmao fuck that bitch she deserves to watch her teams lose

>>75606293
He chooses really shitty times to get lit up.

>dominate a team with a 15 shots on goal to 5 in period
>domination in shot attempts 35-8
>get blown out at home
Are we fucking finished or what? What the fuck are we gunna do. Fucking tell me what we can do better to win this series. Score first right? Well shit they'd probably just come back like they did all year. Holy fuck I have never felt so powerless after a loss. The penguins are in the players heads. This is some voodoo shit

>There could be two Canadian teams in the Conference Finals

Gary's going to have to put in some overtime.

>>75606293
i don't feel bad for him, especially because he got that huge contract that restricted the >rags in some ways.

$8.5 million tied up in an over 30 years old goalie is retarded

>>75606353
She is qt

>>75606318
Fucking Pierre

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Apologize

So out of the teams that are up 2-0, which is most likely to blow it?

Gonna go with the Sens

>>75606432
Oilers. Ducks have been playing well, just been unlucky. Rags are a really shitty home ice team

>>75606406
It's over, my dude. Time to btfo the entire roster but Carlson alzner and nisk

>>75606406
Same thing happened to the BJs. Pongs will give you tons of shots from the blue line. They want you to. They block it and fire it up the ice and finish like no other team. THAT SAID the caps hit a ton of posts and choked on many good chances early. Pens play great at home but I can see the caps getting some puck luck at crawling back into it.

t. Ted not from Akron

Has there ever been a team that is able to counter attack like the Pens? They constantly look like they are backed into a corner but you fuck up once and they're up by two goals somehow. They've literally perfected the rope-a-dope tactic into hockey.

>>75606432
Sens only because they won theirs at home while the >pongs and Oilers are going home

>>75606432
Oilers for sure.

Oilers looked worse against the Ducks than the Sens did against the Rangers

>>75606432

None of the above.

Ducks, >rags, and Capitols are all chokemasters

>>75606432
easily the oilers

>>75606459
I literally threw my hat at the tv when cullen scored. Outshooting 19-6 at the time and on the powerplay and that shit out of nowhere to change the game

>>75606432
Oilels

>>75606432
Oilers look really shitty, but it is the Ducks and they're already starting to chimp out.

Dumb BozoVerified account @davelozo

Three of four teams that played today scored more goals in one game than the Blackhawks scored in four games, which were all losses.

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>the leafs are paying bill kessel 1.2 million dollars a year to win cups for another team

>>75605776
The Jets

>>75606528
Pageau scored more goals today than the Blackhawks scored all playoffs

>>75606432
>>75606470
This, it's fair to say those teams will win 4-1 or 4-2.

The real question is who is most likely to get swept? Cucks, >rags or chokitals?

>>75606482
I just started yelling about shattenkirk.
Lego remote when?

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>Crosbys and Mcdavids both swept on the fucking road

Has there ever been a more scripted finals. They even set up complete meme teams for them to devour in the conference finals. I expect both to be 1 & 2 in playoff points by the scf. So fucking done with this shit.

>>75606541
Capitals are done

>>75606529
Leafs got a good player out of it. Its a fine trade. I don't think they'd want to see bill suffering anyway. Has another shot at a conn smythe and is once again showing hes elite in the playoffs

Deadmonton Coilers can't even win a fucking game without massive fucking refpuck

Yes iam fucking mad

>>75606535
I'd be OK with this, I heard that the Pens offered him to the jets midseason for a their 1st round pick or something

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>>75606529

>>75606557
>kessel
>conn smythe contender
Nice maymay. Right now fleury would be the favorite followed by crosby then malkin then probably bill

>>75606550
>NHL is now the new NBA

I'm out if it's Oilers-Penguins T B H

>>75606570
Jets need to protect Hellebuyck from Vegas so they couldn't have traded for any goalie this season, wouldn't be surprised if they send their first (13th) for him, good fit imo.

>>75606550
Oilers can't beat Nashville or St Louis in 7. The pacific is too meme

>>75606598
BOth teams have been heavily favored by refpuck

>>75606559
It's less refpuck and more just reputation calls. Everyone knows the Ducks are dirty goons so they'll lose on anything marginal.

>wake up from postgame stupor
>nigger faking clever talking about fucking whores and making money
Being an old soul just fucking sucks every year until you die desu senpai