pens at caps #2

>>75603875
first for anime is okay

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>>75603875
>>75603875
Jews first

based guentzel

>>75603875
>not MULTIPUCK Edition

MODS PLS DELET

4th for fuck hockey

Caps fans right now: https://streamable.com/0e3c5

Honestly just end the series if the caps end up losing tonight. Whatever they manage to do in Pittsburgh will only be more embarrassing/painful.

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BLOCK MORE SHOTS

do players shower together and see each other's dicks? lol...hockey is fucking gay

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>>75603883
>>75603883
>oy vey, annadder shoah

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>best Canadian
>two best Americans
>best Russian
>best Swede

Feels good lads

4-0 sweep coming

>price exposed and btfo
>bobvrovsky exposed and btfo
>holtby exposed and btfo
nice vezina nominees you got there

>2nd round teams all swept

why even watch

Do they play on real ice?

>cullen
minnesota
>niskanen
minnesota
>bill
wisgonsum
>guentzel
minnesota

hmmmm

Reminder that the pens have been mediocre on the road all year and are up 3-1

pens confirmed most american team

Good ol minnesota boy jake the snake guentzel
Bill the thrill
and old man cullen who can still get it up

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>75603923
>b-but the playoffs are a small sample size!! The regular season is what matters!

Multi Puck Edition

GAS THE KIKES SUB EDITION

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>Crapitals

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YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SECOND PUCK OF POTENTIAL SHENANIGANS

REPLY "THANK YOU MULTI PUCK" OR YOUR TEAM WILL GET SWEPT IN SIX

You guys are fortunate enough to get to watch the all time GOAT play, but all you do is cry about how you don't like him. He's the Messi of hockey. Just shut up and mire.

>>75603926
my life would be so much better if i were born in the upper midwest

>tfw my friends and i were gonna go to game 6 next monday
>not going to be a game six

i'm...happy i guess?

Reminder Fleury plays 78x better at home

Fold the franchise 2bh, move them to Hartford

>>75603948
THANK YOU MULTI PUCK

>>75603948
My team is already about to get swept in 4 so fuck the Multi Puck

>>75603952
it's pretty goat desu
>all dat nature
>cabin life
>cuties
>minimal minorities ruining the area
>good education and healthcare

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>>75603948
>>75603948
THANK YOU MULTI PUCK

>>75603948
THANK YOU BASED MULTIPUCK

>>75603948
THANK YOU MULTI PUCK

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>>75603948
>t. reddit

New drink. It's called the Ovechkin.

Take Kahlua, vodka, and cream. Pour em right on the table.

It's a white Russian with no cup.

>>75603936

With a Leaf Captain leading them all

>>75603948
THANK YOU MULTI PUCK

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>>75603982

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>>75603982

>>75603982
>slavs
>white
>humans
Pick none

>>75603948
>>75603948
THANK YOU MULTI PUCK

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Is Holtby SHOOK?

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>>75603982

>>75603948
THANK YOU MULTI PUCK

>>75603948
This is the kind of shit posting I can get behind

>>75603986
And his russian right hand man, and frog goalie.

>>75603913
ya but its not gay

Has Kessel ever gotten a playoff hat trick? As much as I hate the pens I think I'd enjoy watching that

What is the record for highest shot percentage in a playoff game? Pens are 3 for 14.

The Los Angeles Capitals
I like the sound of that

>>75603948
THANK YOU MULTI PUCK

Ducks would wrek both of these shit teams

>>75603913
shut up leaf

>>75603913

It's only gay if your balls touch faglord

is malkin playing? sure doesn't look like it

>>75604030
>>75604048
>>75604049
it's literally gay

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>>75603948
thank you multipuck

>>75603913
not if you just look at and touch eachothers weiners as a joke bro.

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Shit teams desu

>>75604060
>2017
>not being a trisexual sex godexxx

>>75603982
I don't watch hockey. Whats the Joke?

Why are the Pengshits such a unlikable team ?

Crosby is just outstanding

>>75604045
>the team currently down two games to the oilers
wew

>>75604072
>2017 not embracing all 68 genders

Holy shit why are the commercial breaks so long

>>75604083
Losers hate winners

>>75604083
four u

>>75604090
to be fair the oilers WERE playing at home

>>75604037
most likely the edmonton playoff game against the kings in 1985 where they got 13 goals. I think gretzky got 7 points in that game

>>75604081
white russian is a drink
alexander ovechkin is white and russian but he has never won a stanley cup
hence a white russian with no cup

>>75604090
No thanks to lopsided refpuck heavily favoring the oilshits

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>>75604052
Well, Slavs play like shit in Washington.

Pens score in first two mins of 3rd.

>>75604108
>white and russian

???

>>75604083
because my ex gf is a fan of them

>>75604128
he has white skin and he is from russia

>>75604112
>cucks fans
>muh refpuck
LIKE CLOCKWORK
GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU DISNEY SHITS

>>75604083
Because they won the last Stanley Cup, and they win too much.

Imagine the equivalent of the Lakers or the Patriots. Success breeds hate.

>>75604003
John Wall transferred all his shookness into him

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This 3rd period will be a clincher. Not sure my bootyhole can take it.

HOLTBY BENCHED.

>>75604083
they beat the red wings in the finals 2 years in a row

fuck u cindy

>holtby out
YESSSS

LITERALLY
FUCKING
WHO

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>>75604128
he's an alcoholic

Holy shit he actually pulled Holtby, Barry you absolute madman

Holtby on the bench?

Is this the time for them to come back?

goodbye shookby

>>75604156
NEW FAN CONFIRMED

>>75604157
Seaman a shit, stop

holy fuck

goalie switch

this period will officially be crazy

>>75604083
It's Crosby's weird lips, I think. Whatever the reason I didn't know I'd enjoy being the villain so much. Watching Mighty Ducks after this to root for the Hawks.

>>75603948
thank you multi puck

>>75603982
KEK

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K E K

E

K

>HALTby

KEK

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>>75604175

>sea man
You stop

>>75604180
How can you not love Crosby's juicy nigger lips?

>HOLTBYE

kys ovie you fucking faggot

fucking moronic piece of shit

>>75604174
Pens fan actually, but seriously, who?

>>75604156
He's the best backup in the league, if you don't know who he is you literally haven't looked at a list of goalies this year

Signs point to Vegas taking him

>>75604148
red wings won in 2008 though

Too much tears on the ice.

>>75604183
JUST

>Crapitals are gonna get beat by the Penguins AGAIN

I am laughing SO HARD at the Washington Capitals.

>shantytown of >holtby

>>75604183
WELL DON'T LET EVERY SHOT IN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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TIME FOR THE GRUBERMEISTER

The last twenty minutes of any hockey game will be the time when I nervously eat the most pretzels.

No wonder the capitals are losing. They've had to play against the pens AND the refs.

How do they keep the ice from melting?

>>75604231
ice is replaced every period

that xfinity thing is fucking retarded

>>75604198
Because it makes me suspect that Nova Scotia is a modern day Shadow Over Innsmouth where fish people are breeding with the local populace to take over our sports teams. Gonna enjoy it for now, though.

>>75604228
They've had 4 power plays, you retard.

>>75604228

>against the refs
>three power play chances one of which they score on

Is Holtby as even bigger choke artist than Ovie?

>>75604228

this is what Crapishits fans ACTUALLY believe

>>75604204
Thanks for the honest answer bruv. Been on the nightshift lately so its harder to hardcore fan

>>75604228

I feel your pain brotha

Same with the Ducks having to play the refs and the oilshits

>>75604244
that's actually not to far from the truth

If this was rhe corsi cup playoffs wed be destroying

Good ole Shattenkirk.

capitals looks so fucking shite

>>75604231
ever wonder why there's so many circles are on the rink as well as rounded corners?

Magic circles of create ice

>>75604262
>muh refpuck

Jesus fucking christ Shattenkirk

>>75604228
Almost positive this is a false flag, not sure

>SHITTENKUCK

>shattenkirk

>Some team is going to pay Shittenkirk 7 million dollars

WHY DID WE GER SHITTENKIRK
FUCKING WHY DID WE AHHHHHHH

2 min for delay of game is kinda harsh

>>75604228
>Delay of game
This must be that ref puck I've heard so much about

oh look ANOTHER powerplay for the Panguins....

smells like refpuck

>>75604293
>>75604262

Same poster?

>>75604276
Can we stop global warming by building our cities into circles?

WILD BILL KESSEL

>>75604228
>at least two super fucking blatant too many men on the ice just straight up ignored last game

I didn't think craps fans would be this desperate.

so easy

SCARRRRRRRRRR

BILL BILL BILL BILL

>>75604299
(You)

PREPARE YOURSELF

BILLTRICK INCOMING

why do I expect anything different
every year

Faggy game
The bad guys are winning

TRADE SHITTENKUCK NOW

BTFO

ONE MORE

Phil is a god

HANS GRUBER BTFO

KESSEL HAT TRICK COMING

O G R E

G

R

E

NEW GOALIE

SAME THRILL

>CAPITLELS

2 bill goals... shit i jinxed him by saying hat trick for dubs last thread

>craps

>Win President's Trophy(Again)
>Get swept by the Penguins(Again)

Can we all just admit that Ovi and the Caps are forever the Pens bitches?

BILLYBOI

>Craps BTFO
kek

Caps are done. Unbelievable. Every. Fucking. Year.

NEVER

EVER

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POST MORE FUCKIN BILLS BOYS

The Capitals are such a trash team.

What the FUCK is wrong with Holtby's problem?

4 fucking goals and 3 were unscreened and untipped.

It just fucking slides right through him.

What is his problem?

BILL BILL BILL

Lets fucking go pens

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

>>75604342
They didnt get swept last year dummy

God damn, Ovie looks like he's already booking tee times. Why does he get so salty?

>>75603996
>>75604081

kys retard

8-1

Even as a neutral fan this is fucking painful
The caps are eternally cursed

>>75604286
I'd give him my next paycheck to leave town yesterday

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Only 1 thing to do...

lol fuck the Caps

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>>75604369
yeah they did. swept in 6

>>75604360
thats no holtby you LEAF

Fucking hell we knew this was gonna happen

At least muh leafs get put out before they got BTFO

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THE TIDES ARE TURNING

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>>75604355

They did something! Thank you Based Backstrom!

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD STRIKES AGAIN!

COMEBACK TIME

another comeback game?

scaaarrrrrrrrrr

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IT'S NOT FAIR

>>75604376
NOT SO FAST FUCK BOY WE GOT LIFE HERE

Is ovechkin the LCIM of hockey?

>ponguons

YAAAAAA THAT POLICE SIREN IS BACK!

>miss the rebound
>give up a goal

feel like i've seen this episode before from the pongs.

If you want a good laugh, go look at the Capitals Postseason history.

>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

BACKSTROM!

>>75604424
you just need to double your goals in one period! you can do it caps!

>>75604402
>no Holtby

He's literally in net you fucking shitposting Finn.

honestly fuck the guins

>>75604433
Having a police siren in DC is racially insensitive

>>75604442
If I really wanted a good laugh I'd ask how much you bench m8

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COME ON, BILL

>>75604454
He got pulled before this period started, you mong.

>>75604454
They pulled Hotlby

>>75604454
He was pulled you retard. Read the fucking thread. I'm not even watching this game and I know.

>>75604394
That doesnt even make sense. A sweep is when you win every game.

>>75604454
he's literally on the bench you fucking moron

>>75604459
>killshot

If it's Pens/Oilers, we're all cheering for the Oilers, right?

>>75604458
Yea, it marginalizes ambulance sirens

>>75604459
BTFO

>its a penguins spend the rest of the game in their own end episode


My heart is exploding

>>75604489

Na it's gonna be preds/pens

>>75604489
A FUCKING LEAF

>>75604489
Of course. Pens are gay

>>75604477
No, a sweep is when you win the series. You are thinking clean sweep

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>>75604454
>hongcouver in charge of being able to see properly

>>75604489
the pens are /sp/'s team

>>75604489
honestly the worst outcome.

>>75604459
350 lbs max

>craps
>sweep

2

WAVED OFFFFF

REFPUCK

>>75603875
What's the name of that dance song before that goal

>>75604489
no chance

>shittsburg lmao

Caps officially can't blame refpuck.

CHALLENGE IT

kek that counts

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>This period
>This game
>This series
>This rivalry
>This sport

KEK. Never touched him

I BELIEVE IN REFPUCK NOW

these fucking shit goalies

refpuck to halp craps

Damn Caps caught a break.

That's a really bad no goal.

>2 goals on 4 shots

Bring Holtby back in

Actual refpuck lmao

Good goal

>>75604523
that's not an accurate quote from the scene

REFPUCK

>this is playoff hockey
wew

Holy shit what is the ref seeing

wew
>craps

>>75604530

>doesn't touch the goalie
>shoved by a buttmad Cap
>no goal for Pens
>no penalty on Caps
>Caps will still blame their loss on refpuck

K E K

E

K

Refpuck if this is a no goal

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That will be overturned.

>mfw the Blue Jackets played the Penguins better then the Craps have so far

REFPUCK
>REFPUCK
REFPUCK
>REFPUCK
REFPUCK

Kek. First words out of CBC commentator.

"He never touched him"

>>75604489
Kill all leafs

Thats a fuckin goal bullshit

FUCK THE GUINS LOL

HE WAS IN THE GOAL

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No goal. No way. Blatant interference

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>review

HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FUCK THE CAPS

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Do your fucking job ref

The difference in play between the 1st line and the rest of the team is shocking. Absolutely shit play there to give up that goal. Game over.

>>75604595

>blatant not touching the goalie interference

REKT

how can one team JUST so hard

>>75604608
le block more shots guy got it right

SOMEBODY POST THAT CUTE CAPS GIRL RIGHT NOW

>This kills the caps

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5-2 niggers

>gotta give the ref a lot of credit for overturning that in hostile environment

uh, fucking why? what is he gonna do, just ignore the replay team?

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75604588
This The foaled had time to reset and stop the puck

Lol @ caps

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I BELIEVE

BLIND AS BAT REF

CAPS BTFO

REFS BULLSHIT CALLED OUT

EAT SHIT REF

>>75604612
leave Ovie exposed in the expansion draft.

Jesus christ
>caps

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>>75604620

What's the drug of choice in DC?

Fucking refpuck holllly shit

LMFAO CRAPS SALTY AT A GOOD GOAL

>>75604644

Based crack

The score was 0-0

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>>75604641
>cute

The craps worked hard for that home ice "advantage" lmao

>>75604644
crack cocaine, ask marion barry.

>>75603875
Is this even going to be good?

Barry just pulled Holtby to hurt his feelings, right? Like there's no way he thought his relief would do any better?

>>75604644
heroin and crack

>>75604641
At least she tries. Most cap fans are already whipping out the wizards gear.

I'm about to cry. Fuck the shittsburgh faguins. I want them to disappear

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Was pulling holtmeme the biggest miscalculation of all time?

Blatant ref puck. Red must've have got a call from ghost of Rooney. But caps still have a chance.

Is Ovechkin overrated shit?

Fucking hell. I can't even imagine what the score is going to be back in pittsburgh

>>75604644
PCP

>>75604666
BEGONE DEVIL

Do you think that chick in the Fido commercial got raped in that favela?

>>75604644
disappointment

>>75604644
power

>>75604672
>>75604656
>>75604667
Why do white people like crack?

>>75604677
Eat shit your franchise is irrelevant

Ya this is complete fucking refpuck.

Ovechkin can't carry his team against the Penguins AND the refs. I'm fucking done here.

Goodbye.

>>75604680
Actually, if anything, it was trying to help the pens. Obvious bad call, and easy challenge for Sullivan. Go cry somewhere else

Sad day being a hockey fan watching a team win while completely getting out played

>>75604678
>pulling the goali and putting him back next game against the same team

LMAO

>>75604678
No, both goalies have been pretty shit and it at least shows he's trying to get something to work

>>75604641
bitch has let more shots in that holtby

>>75604696

we don't it's a drug for niggers

>tfw no OT tonight

rags game was the highlight of the day i guess

>>75604696
>DC
>white

>>75604696
because white "people" are degenerate. thats why they consume so much mtv and atheism

>>75604706
>(you)

>>75604677
>faguins
try harder bitch boy your team is going down in fucking tatters

>>75604706
>1 good line
>outplaying a team with 4 good lines

bye, see you next playoffs.

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We're getting some serious bounces tonight boys. Series is still a fucking battle.

>>75604704
*** Caps, not pens

>german goaltending

>>75604702
Your team has had 4 power plays to the pongs 1. Also the goal was good, but I'm guessing your just as dumb as the average crapitals fan so I'll give you a pass for such a shitty post

>>75604697
Fuck your irrelevant city

>>75604718
You sell it to them? That's pretty dangerous. You'd get shot and shit.

I'm glad I didn't waste two hundred bucks to go watch this drek in person

>>75604731
How?

>>75604772

>$200

Well maybe from the standing nosebleeds

>>75604704
>Pens called for interference on a no touch
>GODDAMN REFS SUCKING CROSBY DICK

The Washington Capitals, everyone. Big round of applause.

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>>75604722
>mtv and atheism
I have not heard of these drugs

What does MTV stand for?

I wish they showed which lines were on ice so I know when to change the channel

>>75604763

I don't speak to non-whites so I'm fine

>>75604722

>implying anyone at all watches mtv anymore

Shitsburg Faguins can't win shit without massive fucking refpuck aid

God damnit

We look like shit. If you faggot pens win the cup make sure fleury gets the conn smythe. Y'all only winning because of him

>>75604787
Do you tell them to leave if a non-white comes up to you and ask for the time or when the nex tbus is coming?

>>75604780
Methyl-tosylvinylate

Fuck the Pittsberg Penguinsteins

>its a both canashit teams and the pens are 3 of the conference finalist episode
Might have to kill myself desu lads

Lads, does Crosby ever get hit? Or does he have the Gretzky no hit protection?

>>75604677
wanna cuddle?

>>75604793

>even if they called the goal off it would still be 4-2

umm i don't think you know how numbers work. 4 is bigger than 2.

>>75604793

>being this upset

>>75604785
Shifts are like 40 seconds long bro are you a literal spastic

>>75604775
400 level is the only good place to watch a caps game. Any lower and it's suit and tie faggots taking selfies an shit

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>>75604793
really fires the neurons

>>75604787
Thats discrimination

i am LIVING

i cannot wait to see caps crumble once again
hopefully they fire trotz too, dudes a pissbaby