/heem/: joanna edition

So, could the UFC fill a 90k seat arena or not?

Who is everyone's favorite female fighter?

>>75598723
Doesn't matter, At least their events do over 300k buys LMFAO!

>>75598723
No lmao

WME is trying so hard to get fighters in movies, commercials and shows yet boxing is still a bigger draw than MMA ever will be

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>>75598451
>leave tyrone to me

>>75598723
they did half that for a werdum miocuck fight. they can do it for mcgregor easy but dana values ppv buys over mandrama tier MUH CROWD bullshit

Do you prefer wrestling or grappling?

Is lellator on tonight or no? Can i get a heeminder

There's no reason to have a fight of any kind in a football stadium

who is your favorite bantamweight of all time?

Why does Masvidal avoid punches with his hands down?

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The WW GOAT

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>>75599008

>>75598723
>>>/d/eadsport/

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>>75598451

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>>75599067

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>>75598728

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>>75598451
>joanna edition to celebrate her last 2 weeks of being champ

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>>75599140

>>75599067
Why is Dom so lonely IRL?

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50th for the Greatest Welterweight of our lifetime

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>>75599237
to itneligence to have freinds

>>75599237
he is an autist. remember when on that embedded he tried so hard to look like he had friends he crashed some random mexican kid's birthday party.

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>>75598451
I approve of this editon

>>75598860
> boxing is still a bigger draw than MMA ever will be

i seriously doubt this. mma is relatively young compared to boxing, and it's really only been been out of the niche category for 5-10 years. it's pretty mainstream now and the star power is only increasing. boxing will be dwarfed within a decade.

>>75599171
Wallpaper-cane Snore Rap?

>>75599261
Tyler Woodley would be one of the most popular fighters of all time. smdh damn white people and their inherent and systemic and implicit and implied and subconscious and unconscious racism

Took out several loans and put them all on Jessica Andraj

>>75599459
Trying to pay off the debt you got from Artem, eh?

>>75599459
already took 1 out and put it right on JJ by 1st round submission

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>>75598723
at it's peak, maybe

>>75599459
I'm tempted to. Is she actually going to win?

>>75599532
>Implying I didn't put it on Cub by decision at 3/1
Howling

c-can we discuss the fight here? /box/ is a thousand times worse than /heem/ after 201

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ronaldo-jacare-souza-surgery-torn-pectoral-muscle-recovery-timetable-not-immediately-clear

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Thank you Whittaker

>>75599562
there is literally no reason to pick her in a 5 round fight against joanna lol

objective analysis i don't give a fuck who wins

>>75599594
Just because shes an underdog and I need money

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>>75598728
>wmma

>>75599580
kek

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>>75599562
yes

>>75599362
well you got 1/4

>>75599562
She has no chance whatsoever. She'll get destroyed.

>>75599171
Monitor stick, sleeping kendrick
P4P goat, Johny Hendricks

?

>>75599594
>there is literally no reason to pick her in a 5 round fight against joanna
Claudia was ragdolling Joanna before gassing. Andrade is basically Claudia with better stand up and a way better gas tank. Betting on Joanna is completely foolish.

>>75599621
lol and she is barely an underdog

it's not even a good return if she decides to go balls to the wall and tko joanna in the 1st

>>75599710
You don't know what you're talking about

>>75599734
+100 via any method is good

>>75599729
betting on either of them is stupid
andrade is a dog shit bet at those odds

claudia is a much fucking better wrestler and grappler than andrade despite what fucking retards on here think

and why the fuck do you think she has a better gas tank? because she went 3 rounds with TUF reject cangela hill? jesus fucking christ

Anyone watch Phoenix? I couldn't since I had work? How spicy were the fights?

How does Brovada work? Do they automatically add funds to your bank account or what?

>>75599594
>le 5 rounds

She won't need 5 rounds to dispatch off that glass chinned Polack

>>75599841
>striking power
>at 115lbs

My child...

>>75599841
absolutely has to train for 5 rounds

joanna has never been stopped in 100 fights who the fuck would bet on that happening

jessica hit angela 100 times clean and didn't stop her lol

>>75599778
>claudia is a much fucking better wrestler and grappler
Yeah those 0 submission wins on her record sure prove it.

>>75599882
Jessica is a former BW casual
>>75599890
She doesn't need 5 rounds, Joanna is chinny and got wobbled and dropped in her last two fights. Jessica hits like a mack truck and she's gonna clip her 100%

>>75599897
A black belt with 0 finishes in the UFC.

Anyone else this embarassing?

>>75599171
Mackenzie Nigger?

>>75599778
but claudia couldn't get joanna down once, she did rock her hard with an elbow

andrade wins this senpai, joanna was rocked by fucking karolina. its ogre for epo cunt

>>75599778
>and why the fuck do you think she has a better gas tank?
She threw like a million punches and landed a high double on Hill and was still fresh after 3 rounds. Claudia gassed in two rounds. Andrade clearly has a better gas tank.
>Claudia is a better grappler
>0 sub wins in the UFC
Holy shit how fucking dumb do you have to be to believe this.

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Does your dog support TJ or Cody?

>>75599940
yes

not nigger, damn -> dern

>>75599934
The only thing she has going for her is her power. She's inferior in every other way by quite a bit. I wouldn't be surprised to see her not be able to connect once.

I need to watch a fight. Recommend me a good technical fight for me that will enhance my understanding of MMA.

Bonus points for my man Rogan on commentary.

>>75600077
McGregor vs Aldo

>>75600077
Dillashaw vs Cruz.

>>75600077
Dillashaw vs Cruz
>>75600051
>She's inferior in every other way by quite a bit
Andrade is the better grappler son. All Joanna really has going is her striking but if she gets clipped she is going to sleep anyway.

>>75599970
no one who knows grappling will tell you jessica is better the claudia lol

claudia is a world champion black belt

jessica has no accomplishments outside the cage

she is wild and reckless on the ground

she had to take a fight to pay for a dog shit training camp while joanna has been spending all of her time at the best wmma gym in the world lol

i hope you're just pretending

>>75600051
Jessica Andrade round 2 TKO

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>>75599998
TJ is my dog

>>75600148
Already watched it twice, but still don't really "get it". Cruz just evaded all the time and did no damage. Landed a couple short-lived takedowns.

I like Cruz, but he didn't "win" that fight IMO. Maybe he won it on the scorecards, but he didn't really "win" it y'know.

>>75600077
Dillashaw vs. Barao 2
Dillashaw vs. Lineker

In fact, any Dillashaw fight ever

>>75600077
Any eddie bravo fight

>>75600077
TJ/Barao

either of them

>>75600180
>claudia is a world champion black belt

Lemme say it again, 0 finishes in the UFC, 0 submission wins. Jessica is a purple belt and she has 7 submission wins.

Demetrious Johnson is a white belt in BJJ and he subbed Wilson Reis who is a black belt and has won world jiu jitsu tournaments.

>she is wild and reckless on the ground

You literally don't know what you're talking about

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why does Dillashaw step out of stance so much? It is going to get him KO'ed against Cody desu.

>>75600228
I'm not ready for that stuff my dude.

I think I need to train for years before I'm even worthy of watching Eddie roll with a brown belt.

>>75600171
neither of them can grapple worth a shit. It would only get stood up if it goes to the ground. It's not like Jessica is one shotting everyone. She has power, yes, but she's going to get picked apart by Joanna. All she does is stupidly wide hooks that you can see from a mile away and her footwork is atrocious.

>>75600219
>>75600263
Ok, Barao it is.

Love seeing an overcutting hue get fucked up.

Thanks guys.

lol pick jessica because you want her to win

of course she could conceivably tko or jump on a sub

i'm looking now she is +140 those are god awful odds though

i would put a small bet if she was like +400 lol

>>75600275
tj is a trex

>Bisping and TJ are underdogs for their fights

Oh man, I'm going to make so much money when they win

>>75600275
It's called having a high fight IQ

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>>75600077
Kimbo v DaDa

>>75600329
>He didn't get one when she was +180

JDS is at evens now when he opened at +175

Brock was +200 against the fat samoan bloke.

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>>75600358
>It's called having a high fight IQ
>Let me just go ahead and make myself extra vulnerable to being KO'ed right here
TJ is getting slept.

claudia didn't gas against jessica aguilar

you know why? she was kicking her fucking ass the whole time and she fucking sucks compared to joanna

>>75600351
>bisping is an underdog
Oh boy

>>75600275
Basically white boys watch on Roy Jones Jr highlight and by watching it they think they fight like Roy. Marquardt and a couple of others have too. Renan wasn't even that good. People just bought into the favela training meme.

>>75600351
>Putting money on Bisping to win a fight

Only when he was 10/1 against Luke was it acceptable.

>>75600461
>-380

>>75598723

UFC is on the downswing. Literally their only major draw is McGoober and Honda.

>>75600445
>No results on google.
Fuck off.

>>75600549
McGregor v Alvarez 1,300,000
Holloway v Pettis 150,000
Nunes v Rousey 1,100,000

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>>75600549
>implying Honda will ever fight again

>>75600569
Why tho? That pic is superior and Vanessa is just another flatbutt white girl.

>>75600461
I have such a strange attraction to this chick. I don't even care for MMA in general, I'm just popping in drunk as fuck and I just think this girl is absolutely breath-taking in everyway possible.

Literally her only drawback in appearance is that giant overgrown "beauty mark"/mole on her face.

I've watched her interviews, even her accents makes my dick hard as diamonds.

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>>75600562

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsJsukVrmpY

2:39

Depends on where you learn it, it has different names

>>75600549
t.pillowtap connoisseur

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>>75600647
top taste

How much longer does the PPV meme have?

>>75600351
Both are gonna lose

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Which fighter best encompasses pic related?

>>75600762

When everyone turns into a social recluse who watches events by themselves in their darkly lit room.

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>>75600619
meh, random hispanics < goofy-ring-girls-with-bad-feet

Yoel is natty

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>>75598728

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Is there a way to send in anonymous tips to USADA?

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>>75600775

>>75600647
It's just your inner homo coming out. Don't question it.

>>75600684

Look at buys at any PPV that isn't a McGregor or Ronda one.
>UFC 201 240,000[
>UFC 202 1,650,000

TUF ratings are a all time low, Fight Nights are all time lows. UFC's "drawing" power lie with two people and one is never gonna fight again, while the other is too busy trying to make real sport money.

>>75600958
The sport existed before 2013 McCasual

>>75600971

>UFC 107 620,000
>UFC 206 150,000

UFC "used" to be popular, but no one cares anymore. It's on the decline BIG time.

>>75600606
>over 1 million people paid for something that is literally freely available in HD streaming on your TV if you have an IQ over smooth brained "people"

>>75601045
Okay pillowtap connoisseur

What's your favorite elbow finish of all time?

>>75601049
Over 1 million people don't sit around alone in their darkly lit rooms watching MMA by themselves while spouting simplistic memes.

>>75600402
stfu idiot
dominick cruz won 22 fucking fights with that style and only 1 person in his most recent fight was able to catch him. And cody's camp has been studying dominicks style for fucking years trying to stop him they all good whooped.

cody is a good boxer and took out an aged war torn dominick

Does anyone but TAF actually think TJ did wrong by moving to team Elevation with Bang? Uriah brought him up sure, but Bang turned him into one of the most dangerous strikers in the division, and coached him to a championship. I find it really hard to believe that a guy as smart as Uriah couldn't see that the student-teacher relationship between them was stronger than it was between TJ and himself. Cody is a jersey shore reject, so I get that he just thinks TJ is a 'traitor', but TJ literally did nothing wrong. He left on peaceful terms, and it was Uriah who started calling Bang a racist and sexist after he was already gone. I feel like the pile up on TJ is just making TAF look bad.

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>>75601087

>>75601074

Kek, least that sport draws.
What do you have sweetie?

>>75601136
>sweetie
Cringe

bye bye pillowtap connoisseur.

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>>75600775
ubereem all day

>>75601136
Pacman is literally the second highest profile boxer on erath, and his last fight did roughly the same as Bisbing vs Henderson 2.

But sure, your sport "draws"

NEW THREAD:

>>75601176
>>75601176
>>75601176

>>75601136
>that sport draws
I think Floyd's last fight didn't even do 300k buys

>>75601109
>His wench screams out "ELBOW!"

Top tier fight iq

>>75601136
> that sport draws

170, 000, lol.

>>75598842
what are you on about? this event is virtually guaranteed to have done 1 million+ PPV buys

>>75601136
>that sport draws

pillowtap couldn't draw water out of a well my man

>>75600835
Yes
http://www.usada.org/athletes/playclean/

Also
Is /our guy/ springsbro unbanned yet? He should be back soon

>>75601108
the weirdest part was that tj didn't even want to fully leave alpha male, he wanted to do his camps with duane but still train with the alpha fail guys when he was in town. urijah was petty as fuck and literally banned him from the gym because he wasn't going to be there 100% of the time.

anthony joshua is just another wrestler with an overhand right

>>75601270
Our friend from /asp/ is spamming /box/ as well:

>>75601311

>>75601356
He banned him cause he had a falling out with Duane

>>75599052
>champ champ
what

Jimi Manuwa would be a HW champ in pillow-tap unironically.

>>75601356
I'm pissed off Cody won the title just because it means taf has a champion now. It was great watching Mendes/benavidez/Faber all lose their title challenges. Also I think I hate garbrandt more than faber

>saturday night
>no mma

this should be illegal.

Chadlet is still my boy.

>>75601444
jimi manuwa would get KO'd stiff by dave allen

>>75601602
good post

>>75601474
Kys faggot

>>75601471
UFC.tv

Where the fights are NEVER stop.

>>75601613
>The sperg is doing it manually

Yikes

>>75599261
>>75599382
He's a whiny bitch with two draws as defences.
The world is't going to suck his dick because he's a champ, he needs a proper run and proper resume.
The more you whine about racism the more racist we're going to get m80

>>75601602
Schaub is God tbf

Can't be mad @ that

>>75601654
that's a lotta store fronts

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>>75601474
holy fuck I was just showing my mom the funny memes on /heem/ and then this shit happens

>>75599322
She's one of those barely attractive girls that you would definitely fuck but have no idea why

>>75600675
fake

>>75601471
UFC didn't put a card on because they knew they'd get smashed by the boxing which is fair enough

unless it was mcgregor nobody can compete with that event

>>75601455
Its gonna be funny when Cody whoops the shit out of TJ

>>75600562
traprapunzel

>>75599382
>boring low IQ shitty nigger champion nobody likes
>blame whites

Why did Cruz try to stand in the pocket with Cody so much when he clearly couldn't compete there? His hands simply aren't fast enough.

>>75600454
Big middleweight striker vs small welterweight wrestler
If GSP can make 155 he has no business in there with Bisping

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>>75601686
>m-mmom its just a funny meme! its not really gay or anything, honest!

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>>75601857
Because he was getting dominated going in and out too. He was outmatched 1000%

>>75601455
>tfw Mendes, Benavidez, and Silly Dilly were your alpha fail boys

they seemed like the chillest of the bunch

>>75601822
>Retard strength carrying the reputation of alpha fail
>Complete backstabbing cunt that ditched the team that got him the title
I don't know who to root for.

>>75602029
Another fun Saturday night with my heem bros

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>>75601893
>Because he was getting dominated going in and out too

>>75566071
he hasn't actually made that much.
don't take conor's word for it.

and don't forget:
purse
minus 10% - publicist
minus 15% - agent
minus 15% - manager
minus ??? - attorney
minus $300,000+ per camp, pre-fight medicals, travel
minus taxes = 39.6% of the amount over $466,950
minus

inb4 - PPV!!! PPV is going to be back-end points meaning you get paid after everyone and everthing else is paid for...the guy who wrote the book Forrest Gump had to sue, after many years of waiting, because he didn't get a dime. Creative accounting "means" something super successful like a massive movie (or a big ppv) might make $0.00.
Of course lots of people will get rich off of it, just not the people you think will. Oftentimes, actors and musicians (except the Cruise and Bieber level ones) end up with very little despite being so famous you're sure they're really rich.
Athletes in the NHL, NFL, MLB, and NBA are fine and their salaries are well-known. The UFC is completely different, aside from being notoriously low-paying.

>>75602195
This is the most ignorant post ever made on /heem/.

>>75602220
I think you'd be surprised

>>75602195
So what is this pasta now? I keep seeing it.

What did he mean by this?
https://twitter.com/ALIAQUINTA/status/858484675559530496

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>>75602663
pasta implies worth or humor

>>75602706
BASED al

>>75602729
Fair point, but somebody seems to think its funny as they keep reposting it.

>>75602761
He's posted it 3 times. Relax you dork.

>>75602761
>dork
ouch ;(

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>>75602706

>>75602821
Beat it! GET LOST!

>tfw nobody wants to practice striking drills with you

>>75602917
I will slap you while I drill you

>>75602957
R-Rory?!

>>75598723
Yes

>>75601045
>ufc 207 1.1 million ppvs

2016s biggest boxing ppv was less than half of the ufc's biggest ppv faggot.

>>75601883
>vs small welterweight wrestler
lol Bisping already lost to Hendo m8y

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>>75599261
>Greatest champ
>Needed 2 fights and the judges to beat a kids karate instructor

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>>75603135
>p-please buy the ppv.. I'm the m-money fight..

>>75603043

>a Honda card

Thanks for proving my point that UFC would be irrelevant without Conair and her.

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*blocks your path*

What did you say about Conor McGregor beating me?

>>75603273
Kekator is gunna be huge in a few years, I've been saying this for a while now and I mean it

lmao woodley and bisbitch are the only two mens champions ranked lower than a non-champion on the p4p rankings

two fake ass paper champs

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>>75603491
use this instead

boxing from tonight confirmed at the post fight press conference to have beaten the british ppv record so it's definitely done over 1.2 million buys

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why is everyone getting their eyes fucked up

>>75603565
Holly Homeless

>>75600775
fake gear

Why does Weidman acts like he's Gods gift to MMA?

>>75603702
because he fluked the spider when he still was living off of his legendary status built on wins over Boner and Thales Leites?

>>75603212
Mighty Mouse draws more than Glovkin.

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>>75603525
Fuck mobile users.

>>75603746
>KO a guy cold.
>Fluke.
Lmao

>>75603852
so you think you could last a single minute against an argentinian brawler like me?

>>75603294
Didn't Conor already beat Marcus Brimage?

Did the spammer make this thread?

>>75603939
I would literally kill you wannabe whitey.

>>75603990
>2017
>Either of you
>white

>>75603273
>40k
wgaf

>>75604019
>northamerican flag
what are the chances of you being already half chicano half african american

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>>75603565
would wife

>>75604019
>Calling someone "wannabe whitey" implies the speaker is white.
American Education strikes again.

>>75604074
When it comes to Holly Holm, husband isn't the position you want with her. Go for "younger brother", that is what Jon sees their relationship as

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>>75603135
>Suddenly wonderboi was never good

Lol

how can someone picture bald Rose getting fucked in the ass by Pat's hairy bend nasty dick and not vomit?

>>75604056
calma los huevos, no seas mamon

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>>75604116
>le cuck meme
sad! go back to /box/

>>75604095
>reaching this much to find flaws in le logic

>>75604295
>doubling down.
You already outed yourself as a retard. Don't dig deeper mate.

>>75604429
If you're not white then you aren't in any position to call anyone wannabe white.

Lost of losers here are part of the lost battalion.

>>75603950
Yeah but that was mma rules breh just you fuckin wait till it's all boxing

Landed a spike elbow off of a missed lead left uppercut. Too bad I'll never be able to use that in competition

Been working on utilizing my insane height and reach advantage to the fullest, training my jabs, front kicks, sidekicks, and back control on the ground.

Inshallah I want to be the GOAT lanklet skelly fighter

>>75600775
Lol real gear doesn't look like spunk hahahahaha.

Magiga would get embarrassed in a boxing match

>>75603950
>>75604755
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG ALL BLACK PEOPLE LOOK THE SAME XD SO FUCKING FUNNY FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME

Jesus fucking christ. I am getting sick of this site and its deep hatred for black people. You can't even like a black athlete without being called a cuck. Fuck this, I'm out

>>75604866
Calm down Tyrone.

>>75604866
Woah calm down there retard. It's all just bantz.

>>75604906
*tyron

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>>75604866
>Fuck this, I'm out
bye

>>75604866
>I am getting sick of this site
You know 2010 version of me would have made fun of you, but as I grow older I realize that this site is very toxic and a big waste of time for the most part.

Maybe that's what's happening to you here, you're simply outgrowing this site.

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>>75604866

First of all I just wanna say, I love you all....I said I love you....Where my spergs out? Hey Adan where are you? spainsperg, I see coralsprings over there...I want you all to hear this

>>75604963
Whoa poocare, are you still in the Kansas city hospital?

>>75605035
I said I love you

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HIYAH !!!

CHA !!

CHA-CHA !!

HIYA-CHA !!

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>tfw stronger than literally everyone ITT

>>75605184
cody's shoulders make me giggle every single time

the absolute frameletest of framelets

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>>75605140
>>75605140
how does she beat usada?

>>75605184
>self made
Isn't Urijah gonna freak?

>>75605261

she looks like an ogre here

also Idk

>>75605261
Jacklewink brought in Roidmero just so they could teach their fighters how to be chemists.

It's no coincidence Jon brought him in specifically and popped a couple months later.

Whole camp is a bunch of cheating criminals.

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holm vs bethe is battle of the bundas

would kek so hard if bethe got the W somehow

>>75605232
>muh frame
vain faggot

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is randa irrelevant enough to do this for me as an escort yet?

>>75605301
Hello DC

>>75605313
Holm -300
Bethe +450

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>turned on legacy captcha
>so much fucking easier to post shit now

>>75605375
Just keeping it real my dude.

I guess it's also just a crazy coincidence Conor is boys with Roidmero and also has the telltale injection marks on his abdominal area. Just like Jon does.

You can keep your head in the sand if you like.

>>75605433
kek, if conor is roiding he needs his money back

couldnt even make 170 for a fight at WW

>>75605375
>look like poo against poo ass pee
>get poo'd by poosada because you realise you'll get GADOOSHED and FLUSHED by dc without pooroids
>muh dick nigga
jon poops jones will get FLUSHED by dc. count on it

>>75605313

would literally lick bethe's bunda hole clean not even joking senpai

>>75605459
Hello Daniel

Still crying on Cain's shoulder after JONES made you his WIFE

>>75605455
>2 weeks notice.
>implying fighters roid to put on weight.
Interesting narrative you've concocted.

>>75605455
Retarded post. Not all peds are for bulking

>>75605487
is he doing EPO then because that didn't help either?

fuck your no proof witchhunt

>MUH STOMACH MARKS
literal retard

>>75605483
GADOOSHED FLUSHED EXPOSED by DC soon

>>75605459
Kek. This poo poo posting is getting way outta hand

>>75605455
Conor is 100% on the juice.

His test levels before UFC 189 were through the roof.

When people say everyone is on steroids that's exactly what they mean. Only the dumb ones get caught, the dumb HW ones like Mir and Barnett who have nothing left to prove.

>>75605522
I'm new to /heem/ and MMA

Why do people here say Gadoosh a lot?

>>75605512
>He doesn't actually know what these drugs are used for.
Read a book buddeh.

All roiders have the same marks, they're also injection marks. No one has ever tried to disprove that fact. They just claim they're for something else.

I guess it's just a coincidence.

Stay strong little guy your heroes are 100% legit.

>>75605522
Daniel "Jones' Wife" Cormier will never beat Jonathan Dwight Jones. Ever. Awful match-up for him.

>>75605540
>g..guys it's so obvious
>usada clearly isn't as smart as a retard like me

https://youtu.be/jEfrR0TvaUA?t=7m30s

Is there any gym that can rival TAM's level of camaraderie?

tfw no mma bros

>>75605557
whatever makes you feel better about your favorite fighters sucking

>>75605561
Literally everyone is on steroids you idiot

>>75605561
Hows conors dick taste

>>75605561
>USADA
>The same guys who give a retroactive suspension so long as you can find a bottle with something close to what you took on it.
Novitsky is a crook. Get learnt.

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>>75605575

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>>75605583
My favourite fighter is the GOAT so I don't see how that's possible.

>>75605555
Schaub posting

>>75605611
Good choice Canada

>>75605555
lose my number

>>75605560
GFE'd soon

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>>75605618

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>>75605611

>>75605658
Look at how small Bisroid looks there compared to how he looks now.

Rampage was right.

>>75605656
>tfw that was (Me)

You're alright man...You're alright

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>>75605688
Kudos buddeh

I really hate Holm.

Imagine if she loses to Bethe.

Would be so funny.

>>75598723
They did 56,000 at UFC 193 in Australia, but that was a no sport weekend in that city.

you could get 75,000 in Melbourne but you would need McGregor, Hunt, Whittaker, Kelly, and some big name non-locals on the card.

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>r-rory
>sh-shields
>n-nate
>l-lawler was deleted
>w-wonderboi
>n-next time
>m-maiavidal!
sad!

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>>75605744
:)

>>75605771

I want to eat bethes sweaty dirty asshole

>>75605771
How's Canada this time of year Rhonda?

>>75605788
>Even ando can't believe it.
Left Hand Larry is a absolute madman.

>>75605618
>>75605688
>>75605788
How does it feel to be a traitor to your own country?

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It's protect yourself at all times

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>>75605816
Thought we got rid of all the red-coats in 1776

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>>75605744
>fluke

>>75605788
>usada'd dinosaurs

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please give me a (You) I have been posting all day and have not received a single (You)

(You)

>>75605854
>That ref mouthing "Oh Shit!"

Everytime

@75605913
Work harder for them

>>75605833
>>75605854
>>75605892
>being this bitter that the natty GOAT has made a name destroying roiders post-USADA

@75605913
Post a picture of Brendan Schaub getting KOd

75605913
say tyron is the ww goat first

Kevin Lee

>>75605934
>le mandrama man
>le robbery against thales man
>le fluke man
>le fight a fifty year old, get your ass kicked and win the popular vote man
>le calling out midgets man
>le epo gatekeeper man

nope, I said tyron

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>>75605979

>>75605993
>literally seething
this is a sport about lying, cheating, criminals giving each other brain damage for chump change you foog.

get help my man

>>75605993
You sound pretty bitter. How does it feel to not be on the winning side?

>>75606011
>p-pls Mike dont bully me
>haha le sad! XDDDDDD

>America losing to the British
>call France for help
>British get their shit kicked

>Hendo and Rockhold "lose" to Bisping
>hit up GSP
>Bisping will get his shit rekt

History will repeat itself guys, don't worry

>>75604224
I never rated wondergoy.

The karate meme ended with Lyoto

>>75606071
That actually made me lol

Pretty awesome allusion my dude

>>75606071
>muh psp
poosada'd, gonna get gadooshed and flushed

Conor Mcgregor is a joke

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>>75606125
His punchlines are top notch

>USADA comes to town
>Le 50-45 man mysteriously disappears
really makes me think

any news lads

>>75606162

Why did Goobz hurt a legal midget?

>>75606199
People are bitter Bisping is the natty GOAT, but what else is new? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>75606223
Based Bisking

>>75606125
>borat

>>75606125
>>75606237

Funny this is that his """"People"""" resemble gooks more than arabs

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>Yeol who?

>>75606272
Not scared of him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUxiwEM_L7g

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Saint Goobert

>>75606288
then why isn't he fighting yoel like he said he would if GSP wasn't fighting summer. That fight is happening winter time