/147/ Snooker

>>75586126
Good OP!

seriously, is there anything more disgusting than huge fake tits?

>>75586126
not a comfy OP

Low quality of Ding

Only max. 90% potting success is far too less.

>>75586126
Oi Linda? Where the fuck is me signed World Cup ball

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THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

LEND OUR BOY YOUR ENERGY

\o/

>>75586160
Feel free to message Michaela and ask if she sends you photos like this.

>>75586160
Tiny, prepubescent tits

I don't think I have seen Selby miss getting out of a snooker this tourny

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magnets edition

>>75586233
Now you have

>>75586233
he's done it like 8 times against ding, 5 in a row

>>75586233
Heh nevermind

>Guron Deeng
kek, damn laciss chinee

>>75585989

>spirits

GET FUCKED DING

1 more frame!

It's over lads

/our guy/ is finished

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>people cheering for a deadfish faced homosexual faggot vs a cheating piggo final

Wins even more conveniently than last year's final.

TORTURED

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>that tiny applause as Lelby walks off
based crowd

GWAN DING

>selbywinslol

may as well just hand him the trophy at the end of this match if he wins

higgins will be turned into a fine paste based on his current form.

>>75586316
Nice.

Cunt.

Was hoping Ding would pull it off and it looked possible after last night, but Selby is phenomenal.

>>75586355
How's that zest taste

>>75586361
At least he'll get a wee bonus from the Ukrainians.

>>75586228
...what
>>75586229
got me there, and probably small tits on a fat woman

>>75586351
>selby
>homosexual

He's the definition of chad m8.

Also, bazza will win.

>>75586351
chill and get comfy hungary

>>75586393
Not very zesty desu, this session hasn't had much zest or jest.

writing has been written on a wall

>>75586418
It tastes BITTER

My prediction of yesterday turned out to be true.

One player upped his game and the other one has a meltdown.

>get home
>16-13

WHAT THE FUCK DING

he's doing it for Britain lads.

Selby <3

>>75586442
They've both been a bit shit

>>75586442
t. Nostradamus

>>75586442
Hardly a meltdown, Hawkins had a meltdown in the Semis, not Ding.

>>75586382
can't melt the selb

>>75586355
LETS DO THIS INCH PERFECT GWANDING GO

>>75586442
They both had meltdowns desu, lot of close frames

BBC's shitty streaming lagging like fuck. This is what I pay my fucking telly tax for. Cunts.

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>>75586126
Selby will molest Higgins in the final and I will drink to celebrate

hahahaha

choking on his spring rolls

get fucked

16-13 the most dangerous lead

DUNG DUNG DUNG

>>75586474
can't melt the red leicesestersheer

>>75586493
>selby struggling against Ding
>implying he can beat nu-Higgins

>>75586401
Only 500 british dollars upfront to her or a charity of her choice.

Snooker is /brit/ish

never forget

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>>75586449
welcome

147 turned on him too
gotta bandwagon

>>75586493
>Plebian whisky

Try some of the better Islays, lad. Get some fookin hair on your chest.

>pool
>an sport

God damn those slow mo cue sounds are hilarious

>>75586518
troll

>>75586518
lel, I bet you even watch british porn

>>75586442
what's this weekends lotto numbers oh great one

DING DING DING DING DING

What happens to this general after the world championship is over ?

>>75586550
>british porn

Fuck. You ever seen that shite? It's fucking embarrassing. Jesus Christ.

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>>75586526
Shh, no tears today.

>>75586573
It dies until the UK championship

>>75586525
topkek, I just saw Higgins - Blorkins is 16-8... how bad was blorkins?

>>75586573
it's not a general you thick wop

>>75586584

>Not having a comical wank to FakeTaxi

>>75586551
7, 55, 29, 43, 48, 13

>>75586573
Dead until the next big ranking event. It won't be as fast as this one.

>>75586594
terrible session, higgins didn't do much

blorry basically rolled over

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It's these lads!

>>75586550
>>75586584
Sophie Dee is top tier idk what you're on about

>>75586608
Yeah the UK threads are always ghost towns

lost hope, can't molest the jester from this far behind

>>75586614
>the two teenagers have downed their wine

wow maybe there is some personality somewhere

FUG

>>75586602
who /waitingForAnotherDingFuckUp/ here?

>>75586615
What the fuck is happening with that burd's face?

MAGNETICMAGNETMAGIC

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>hull drew today

>>75586584

>you're notty boy...such a NOTTY BOI!

It's almost as cringy as german porn.

>>75586640
wenbo is hilarious you nativist cunt

has anyone ever come through with a valid reason as to why ricers are so mentally fragile?

i mean fuck selby but at least he isn't a mental midget

>Where's the cue ball gonna travel
>gonna travel
fuck was that john

>>75586584
>>75586685
But British porn gave us Meme Lover? How can you call this cringeworthy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3jR_9oW3Lk

>>75586700
t. berry blowkins

>>75586721
LET THE GAMES BEGIN

>>75586700
Didn't learn their trade in workings men clubs

If Higgins wins the tourno (unlikely I know) but Rppnie fags will be BTFO'd as Higgins has won the same number during the same era.

>muh Rppnie is best evar
>muh hendry only won because easier time

nah, rppnie is overrated as shit

So i need selby to win 17-15 and Higgins to win 17-8 for 130 quid. Pretty close lads, pray for me I wana get some cocaine tonight

>>75586675
>there were a grand total of 2 goals in the premier league today

>>75586721
based danny d

>>75586746
>muh hendry only won because easier time

I hate these faggots.

In 10 years, this will be an easier time, but you won't seem them saying that shit

I fucking hate those moronic commentators thinking both of them play great Snooker, when the bare facts show that they play mediocore snooker.

TORTURE HIM DING

>>75586749
Fuck you if Selby wins this frame I get 150

>>75586126
Breasts are too big.

>>75586700
>>75586745
>if a based as fuck british man comes second
>goes back home to his working class snookers club
>ahhh no problem Gaz m8
>you did your fuckin' country proud son, sign this so I can give it to my 4 year old son

>chinese comes 2nd
>goes back to china
>imprisoned because he 'failed his country'

hmm

>>75586790
They really are playing like garbage. Missing ridiculously easy shots

It's artifical hype.

>>75586511
no i mean what the fuck are you talking about lmao, what, is she an escort or something? i dont want to look at her huge ugly boobs

>that much choking

>>75586807
you're trying too hard

>>75586805
>too fake
fify, huge tits are amazing, fake ones are disgusting

CAN'T BAMBOOZLE THE POT NOODLE

>>75586807
>goes back to china

They all live in a bedsit in Sheffield and do nothing but practice all day; they only go to China to play tournaments

>most posts are hidden
wew, my filter working overtime

GWAN DING

>>75586550
>>75586584
They haven't seen fake taxi

1 6 : 1 4
6
:
1
4

>>75586855
>and do nothing but practice all day

Clearly they don't, or they'd be much better than they are

This is genuinely some of the worst snooker I've ever seen these two play
Selby is a fucking wanker, he's fucked my bets up by one for no reason twice in a row

>>75586870
Time to put in a cheeky bet Fred

>>75586886
after yestertag too

>16-14
THE TORTURE BEGINS

Selby v Higgins final. I called it last week.

Its Selby's title, he's too fucking good and I think, still underrated. If he wins this year he has to be talked about as an all-time great.

Fuck Higgins, the cheat.

>>75586923
>Fuck Higgins, the cheat.

What did I miss?

England's brave Dan John Way.

>>75586721
>>75586764

This guy is the only male performer who's name is worth to remember.

>>75586746
>>75586783

>muh hendry only won because easier time

Time didn't matter, at his best he was literally never missing anything. No matter who you're playing against, if you're potting every fucking ball you're going to win.

>>75586923
>Its Selby's title, he's too fucking good

Not if he plays like this.

honestly didn't think ding would win another

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>>75586868
>bad tripfag showing up for first time in a fortnight and shits the thread up immediately

>>75586901
You're joking right? Selby is going to win this frame and the match 90% of the time, he just loves to fuck up shots and lose his focus when he's ahead

>>75586950
his acting is solid for a pornstar.

>>75586952

Where did it all go wrong?

>>75586933
>What did I miss?

He met undercover reporters in a shady hotel and agreed to throw games for cash then got off with a slap on the wrist.

>>75586604
no-one else use these numbers, the jackpot is all mine!

>>75586974
He got old. Stopped being an autistic practicer. Became a businessman.

>>75586974
>Where did it all go wrong?

He lost that hunger. Then got addicted to Blizzshit games and Warhammer 40k... wait... that's somebody else.

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>>75586987
>we all use them
>jackpot split across 5 britposters
>we all become rich friends

>>75586952
>at his best he was literally never missing anything

I know this is a bit hyperbole, but I think I'm going to go back and watch some frames to see how true this is. I want to see his long pot success rate.

>>75586933
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln85qbCRI6w

What's Ding's nickname?

>>75586869

Nigga, british porn is unwatchable outside the milf category. All the faces of girls in their 20s look like british af. And they look like fucking chavs which is a bad thing even if compared to being a pornstar.

>>75587022
>we all tour the snooker circuit with signs for /ourbois/ (all British boys of course)

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>>75587047
cute

>>75587047
GWANDING

>>75586981
Literally no victim

>>75587047
>"Enter the Dragon, it's Ding Jun-wahey"

or The Chinese Dragon or something

>>75586967
lol shows how much you were here

i was here for the first three days you little maggot boy

>>75587038

>"How did you swallow that 300,000, John?"
>"You're a disgrace to Snooker"

Some forgive and forget. I won't and neither should others. Match fixing cunt. He's got friends in high places and its because he's so good that he got off with it. Stephen Lee got a career ending ban for the same offence

My god this is almost unwatchable

>>75587049
>he watches porn for the faces

This is what you're doing wrong. It's all about the body. You want softcore shit for the face.

>Ding makes a shitty safety shot
>crowd claps
>Selby makes a great safety shot
>crowd silent
really makes you think huh

>>75587047
The King from Kong

>>75587047
The Acne-scarred Teddy Bear.

>>75587096
you must be the worst propagandist on this site

>>75587047

The Yellow Peril

>>75586952
a bit crude m8

if someone like Selby comes along and plays antisnooker/pulisball then you're going to have no fucking chances. Like it or not, Selby's safety play is something else and is what snooker should be.

>>75587038
How is he not banned...

Name one good looking british pornstar other than Tanya Tate. Sophie Dee fags can fuck off!

>>75587105
Porky actually threw real matches that happened. Higgins never got the chance. Not much of a consolation, but ya know.

>>75587121
not really faggot, they want to see a contest

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>it's a Mark Selby plays snooker episode

>>75587152
And yet you still manage to be the worst poster in the thread because you're giving it attention

>>75587164
>Selby's safety play is something else and is what snooker should be.
Ding had a better safety play all match long

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>>75586604
>>75587022
>>75587067
I'm ready.

>>75587172
>How is he not banned...

He did get banned. For a whole two months.

His excuse was he thought they were Ukrainian gangsters and was thus bricking it and told them whatever they wanted to hear.

..that's why he looks so happy.

>>75587193
but you're giving him attention indirectly, faggot

>>75587173
Alessa Savage

>>75587190
No, they're personality faggots. Ding is Ronnies fuckhole, and they all know it

JUST FUCKING FINISH IT ALREADY MARK

>>75587173
Emma Leigh.

They better make this match last another hour or so. Tonight is gonna be dissapointing

>>75587193
>meta trolled

These guys are both match fixing. Only excuse for this sloppy pile of shit

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>>75587173
We're more about big breasted """"glamour"""" and softcore models over here.

>>75587173

Ava Dalush

If you're one frame from winning they should apply shoot-out rules to that player only.

>>75587285
>t. Barry "The Hawk" Hawkins

>>75587305
I'll fund this with tonight's lotto win

>>75587173
Samantha Bentley or Victoria Summers

>>75587195
that's why he's losing right

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>>75587288
and cam slags.

>>75587305
If you're a JF they should just make you fuck off.

>>75587220
end of the day though, the whole video is very crude, they hadn't even agreed a figure at this point.

it's very hard to prosecute someone for this.

>Slowby

>GO ON SON

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>>75587209
Good luck m8

>>75587244
I agree
Just hope ding can stand the torture or even turn it around

The comeback is on

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>>75587357
i teared up there a bit

>>75587367
You too famalam

>>75587357
GO ON MY SON

>>75587375
who /proud despite likely defeat/ here??

>>75587288
very true, we're more open about sex than other countries.

hence our womyn don't go off the rail and start getting filmed being railed because our womyn haven't been suppressed and oppressed all their lives

I think Ding is overrated tbqh.

>>75587349
They agreed on 300,000 to fix 4 frames in a year.

>>75587349
That's true, but that doesn't mean you can't think he's a piece of shit.
He's a local lad here and everyone in the area was really disappointed in him.

>>75587397
take it to the correct board faggot

habbeding?

>ausbro leaves
>thread goes completely uncomfy

>People ITT actually think Barry will let Ding win

Really dingles my dong

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16-15 who would have thunk it

>>75587047
The Selby Slayer

>>75587449
this guy >>75586749

>>75587431
>says the person who avatar fags plastic koreans

>>75587431
It's sad. I remember the same thing happening last year as the finals approached.

Is Selby crying or is he just drunk?

>>75587410
Of course he is. Overrating him is part of snooker's marketing strategy.

Too much money in chongchong land not to overrated him. They're probably begging Selby to lose so they can shill another Chink final.

>>75587431
Nothing to do with ausbro leaving, it's the non-Mauled tripfag joining

selby fags on suicide yet?

>our guy selby is choking
DISGUSTED 2bh lads

If Selby loses this he should kill himself

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>>75587229
Good god....

>>75587242
Forgot about her

>>75587301
meh...

>>75586550
My own personal fetish seems to be almost all English people, even though it's generally seen as more of a German one. English mature peeing (pun incoming) pisses all over German mature peeing.

>our guy ding is choking
DISGUSTED 2bh lads

>>75587472
>muh shilling

back to /r/the_donald aka /pol/ pls

Oh shit, the master of Snooker is giving it a go

Go on lad, Snooker the chink!

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Still believing.

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DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

GWAN DING

>>75587541
How the fuck was any of that even remotely related to fucking pol/donald shit?

Learn English, dipshit.

>selby dinging himself

>>75587411
no money passed hands, the figure was just plucked out of thin air. Can't really accuse Higgins of anything.

He's a massive cunt though for it and I hate him, don't get me wrong.

>>75587412
it's funny how Snooker players still keep their local connections. This is why current snooker players are based as fuck

The Madman is actually going to do it

1 6 : 1 5
6
:
1
5

if this ends 17-16 I'm gonna kill myself

FUCKYEAH
GOONDING

GWAN DING
W
A
N

D
I
N
G

>>75586698
It really says something about British snooker players that the best banter in the sport comes from a Chinese robot. But you're right; it does.

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pls lads

DING
O
N
G

dingwinslol

>>75587504
>implying he isn't torturing Ding by giving him hope he can win

Selby always wins at the end.
Play time is over. I dare say that Selby will win the next frame with a century break.

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>>75587288
aayyyy

GOONDING
>selby needs his mommy lel xd

#keepsnooker/brit/ish

What we all /drinking/ on a Saturday night lads?

>>75587670
pear grey goose

>commentator having fantasy conversations between selby and ding in his head

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>>75587649
What does her feet look like?

>you now remember Alan McManus was able to make a world championship semi final last year

I'm sorry but snooker is at a real low right now.

>commenators/announcers shilling Ding

Are we watching the same match? Selby has been playing utter wank.

>>75586934
Don't you talk about Ching Chong Wahey like that! He's not English! He has personality!

>>75587670

About to tuck into my first g&t. Pub later for the fight.

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Great stuff.

>>75587718
Are you a female pensioner?

>>75587706
Remember rooting really hard for him. Almost as much as I did for Bing to win.

>>75587670
boba bola

>>75587670
Cheap red with my homemade hamburger.

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>>75587662

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>>75587670
I'm pouring myself a nice little glass of Schelvispekel, to increase comfy and to celebrate that I'm not sick anymore.

>>75587670
Cough syrup, feeling sick af

DAT

FUCKING

RED

>>75587670
carling rn

>>75587173
Antonia Stokes.

>>75587775
Sorry, I shouldn't have sneezed in your sandwitch.
Get well soon lad.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>75587788
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnghhhhhhhhh

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>>75587805

Jesus wept

>>75587670
Lidl brand vodka & diet white lemonade.

ding status:donged

GWWWAAAAAANNNNN MAAARKKK!!!!

>>75587853
this desu

Just ding my dong up

>>75587670
beer and wodka as usual

rooting for ding but as hendry would say, he doesn't deserve it at this stage if he can't take his chances

Nice meme lads. Virgin media have fucked up installation now I have no Internet until the 11th. Can't stream the fight later either. JUST. and the Pajeets on the phone are fucking useless

>>75587848
>Drink made from tatties

Checks out, lads.

>no tv license

what is happening brahs? fill me in on the suspense

Selby's hair is so fucking cool,

shame the reds not breaking

#keepsnooker/brit/ish

crucial shot lads

>trying to watch footy, snooker and /147/ at the same time

IMPORTANT: THE WINNER OF THIS POLL WILL OFFICIALLY BE OUR GUY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY

http://www.strawpoll.me/12857458
http://www.strawpoll.me/12857458
http://www.strawpoll.me/12857458

What a fucking pot

Don't fuck it up Selby

Pretty good by Lelby tbf

>>75587891
Selby needs 1 frame, Ding 2. Ding was about to build a nice break and catch up, but he donged. Now Selby is doing his thing.

Is Selby good looking?

>>75587879
You're mixing both together. wtf?

12 is plenty

>>75587741

Yes

Reminder that is Selby loses it's because the balls had the audacity not to run for him not because Ding deserves any credit.

>>75587940
if you want to get fucking rekt then it's the perfecto combo

>>75587940
nah mate, I usually start the night with beer and end it with wodka

>>75587741
Neat gin is based. It has a much broader variety of flavours than most spirits besides whiskey, and its taste is much lighter and fresher than whiskey.

>>75587962
Reminder that whoever wins, deserves to have won

>>75587926
A damn shame. Ding winning would be great for the sport. Selby has done nothing but ruin it

>>75587333
my mate went to school with her.

>>75587969
should go the other way

>>75587969
I see, I do the opposite. Start with Vodka and finish with wine.

>>75587962
No doubt the announcers and shit will say it's because Ding is a "legend" and "played fantastic"

Fact is. Selby has been a shadow of his earlier tournament self.

>>75587980
don't be a retard, snooker variance is absolutely fucking mental.

i would never bet on snooker ever because of it.

>>75587937
in a kind of really bland way

better looking than you gimpboy

0's plenty

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>had to nip out
>come back
>thread is no longer comfy
Plebs

>>75587333
Whats wrong with her noseholes

>>75587982
The British public losing interest in the sport in what ruined it m8.

>>75587848
A Lidl bit goes a long way

>>75587220

And what the fuck was he even doing in Ukraine anyway? Not exactly a World Snooker hotspot is it?

Bent fucker, Selby will wreck him anyway

>>75587982
>a soulless Chinese, who by winning would encourage more soulless Chinese to participate is good for the sport

>>75588016
>better looking than you gimpboy
weak

/ourchink/

>>75588052
ini

>>75588016
Easy there ol chap

>tfw you will never possess charisma like "The Jester from Leicester"

>>75587962

Ding really is a jammy cunt

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>>75588049
good post

>>75588052
>>75588074
>supporting a notorious e-statting tripfaggot who got laughed away from /r9k/ when he posted his pic

>/147/ will actually support a match fixer because of its hate for Selby
absolutely pathetic

>>75588029
My boss really likes snooker. I've never met anyone in real life who was an actual snooker fan before. He has a story about meeting Jamie Cope in a nightclub in Stoke and asking him for a picture, and Jamie Cope was apparently very confused that anyone actually knew who he was.

>this anti british / anti snooker audience

What the fuck has snooker become?

>WOOOOO!

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>>75588025
Believie

Dings safeties doe

I fucking hate Judd Trump

Completely irrelevant to this thread but just sayin

>>75588025
Thread comfiness went down right after O'Sullivan got knocked out.

>>75588049
>soulless Chinese
>actually contemplates the existance of a soul

>the city of professional snooker
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_snooker_players_investigated_for_match-fixing

>>75588128
A game!!!!

>>75588135
his hair is ridiculous but have you seen his woman? how the fuck did he get her

>>75588115
I have no idea what you're talking about lad, hope you're enjoying the snooker though.

>>75588128
An international sport with a global audience, fuckfeatures.

>>75588119
I won't. My allegiances are Harry > Ding > Selby >>>>>> Higgins.

I like Ding he's a good lad.

Yes, fuck yes

FINISH HIM!!!! Selby

Crucify the fucker

god damn it ding

Darts is comfier than snooker. There I said it.

game over man, GAME OVER!

>>75588127
> I've never met anyone in real life who was an actual snooker fan before.

How old are you? Not trying to be a cunt, serious question.

Cos if you're under 30 that explains everything. Snooker used to be far more popular.

game over

turning it off

Dingdong ;_;

>>75588162
are you serious? she's a standard stacey.

there'll be 10 of them in any nightclub in the country.

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>>75588028
I'm not interested in them holes.

>>75588169
>a sport only played in UK and China
>global

Sure, good one, Chang

Selby's wife isn't even that attractive. She's way below his league

>>75588162

Money, baby. MONEY.

>>75588210
Too much ass.

GOONDINK

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Selby will win his 3rd (third) world title and his mother will be so proud.

>>75588216

She looks about 50.

>>75588200
Thirty four. Watched snooker as an eight year old then found my way again at twenty...

>>75588235
(((you)))

Ding's proper fucked it then even I could clear up from here