FINALLY RELEGATED

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>scrape safety for the past 5 or so seasons
>moyes sends them down in one year

>>75585795
genius of round sphere athletics

>moyes

>MOYES

>Moyes

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>MOYES

Honest question: is it really so bad to be relegated?
They don't show the Championship on TV here but I assume the quality is still pretty high, better than MLS I'm sure. And it seems more fun to compete for the top of the league than hope to just scrape by and finish in 17th, being totally outmatched by super rich clubs.

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>>75585658
THE CHOSEN ONE

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>moyes

>moyes

>>75585984
The quality isn't great, and if you don't make your way out quickly like Newcastle you're doomed to complete irrelevancy.

It would be fine if there was a solid team with a solid manager making progress, but Sunderland are a complete mess.

>>75585984
Premier league teams make bank, championship teams make fucking shit. Can't really improve your club without money.

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>moyes

>>75585984
It's absolutely great for banter. Imagine the browns being forced to play college football and Alabama being promoted to the nfl. I mean it's impossible because of legalities but imagine the shitatorm if it were to happen

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what will he do next?

>>75585984
TV Money, play 46 games instead 38

>>75585984
depends on structure and financing in a club as well as player contracts.. some utterly collapse after relegation, some fall to being a consistant lower champs team, and only a few bounce right back

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>MOYLES

>>75585984
Bad:
- Much lower income (TV money is small)
- Players' salary is still the same
- Lousy pitch condition

>>75585984
if you're not a poorfag bein sports shows some championship matches and the playoffs too

I haven't watched football since Moyes (MOYES?) was with Everton. Was he why Everton was shit?

feel bad for the fans tbqh

tfw no 6 points from toon

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>>75586069
Take over at Real Madrid

>>75586216
>feeling bad for cucks

>>75586190
>supporting Al Jazeera

>>75585984
playing in the championship is not fun even for the top teams there
assuming your team is competitive, half of the matches you play the other team parks the bus from kick off and aims for 0-0
also you want to see your team play against the best in the country even if you dont get results very often its more enjoyable than watching your team play the likes of rotherham

>21 points
>only Villa (Tim Sherwood) and Portsmouth (liquidated) have finished worse in the last 10 years

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

>>75586426
>blaming sherwood for villa
They were poo before and after him

>>75585984
The main problem is loss of revenue, mainly due to the huge TV deals in the PL. Some clubs are capable of dealing with it better than others.
For Sunderland this is even worse as they are already insecure financially, with £110m of debt, most of their revenue being from TV deals with little revenue growth elsewhere, a high wages-to-turnover level and few saleable assets in the squad (Defoe isn't one of them btw, he has a Ba-style clause that lets him leave on a free due to relegation). They probably won't have a squad that can challenge for the second tier either, especially if >moyes is still in charge.

Enjoy playing in Burton Albion's stadium :^^^)

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F

>>75586631
Jesus Christ that's sad...

>>75586631
Fuck, I hate it when they pick out the old men, who've obviously followed the team for decades.

Fuck the players, staff, owners, whatever.

Guys like him are the ones truly suffering.

>>75586740
why? he'll see his team winning over half of the games in the 2nd division

it's not like Sunderal is a historical 1st division team anyway

>>75586631
is he sunderland's first signing for the championship?

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>>75586631

>>75586631
:(

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>>75586631

>>75585984
championship is a very hard league because of the amount of teams. league only you play 8 more games than the premier league.

some teams are forced to sell a lot of their top players simply because those players don't want to play in the championship or with less tv income they cut costs or highly paid players. as a result of this teams often need to rebuild and as history shows this doesn't always work and teams get stuck in the championship for years (leeds, fulham, blackburn, wolves, qpr) or worse they go completely bust and relegated to league 1 or even league 2 (portsmouth, bolton, wigan, coventry)

Will Sunderland actually stick with >moyes after this? It seemed like he was doing a bad job even with the low quality of players.

>>75585658
Mackem here.

Nobody is surprised, not even sad. It's been week after week of defeats and dismal displays. Moyes has sucked the life out of the shitty team and we got what we deserved. Championship here we come.

Hopefully we can drop Moyes, drop 20 shit playes, and rebuild with the great youth team we have.

Haway the lads.
FTM.

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>Mam, what does relegated mean?

>>75587117
Watch yourself, you might get a slap

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>mfw true geordie's next video comes out

>>75587170
lived long enough to see sunderland relegated just before he gets relegated to hell. sad!

>>75587117
No fucking way mate. The fans have been wanting him out for the last 6 months. If Ellis doesn't sack him before we go there'll be hell-on.

Moyes is without doubt the worst manager we've had in 20 years. He's so fucking negative it's impossible to win a game.

>>75587207
I'll watch that. Fat geordie fuck is canny funny sometimes. It'll probably just be 7 minutes of him laughing.

>>75587170
>>75587243
Haway lads, have a bit dignity eh? The kids got weeks to live.

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>>75587207
he can't be 100% happy about this

They've gotta cash in on Pickford and Watmore. Release the cancerous old boys and only keep those with legs and motivation for a 50-something game season. Then hire promotion specialists.

>>75586636
>managed to avoid bottom 3 for entire 14/15 season
impressive

>>75586631
F

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You now remember.

>>75587336
They got promoted first time of asking. 1st, 2nd, 3rd who gives a fuck? They did it.

Good luck to the geordie wankers. Hopefully they can stay up a season so we get the derby back next year when we smash the championship.

>>75587399
Pickford is unreal. Without doubt the best young keeper in Britain atm. He'll go to a top 4 club for mega bucks. Hopefully they loan him back to us for a season. If not, farewell Jordan lad.

Watmore needs a season in the championship desu. He's not ready. He's like a headless chicken, never looks up and over-runs most dribbles. Good kid, just needs to upgrade his shit.

>>75586765
You're assuming way too much

This ain't like when River Plate got relegated with a midtable team. See
>>75586188
>>75586370
>>75587033
>>75586561

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>>75587450
gib keano back. and Big Nos

>>75587491
they said the same about Independiente
they said the same about Argentinos Juniors

(in England) they said the same about Newcastle

every fucking time a team is relegated, they say it's going to be relegated again, and always ends up being instantly promoted

>>75586765
>it's not like Sunderal is a historical 1st division team anyway
I hope this is bait. Nobody is that stupid.

>>75587522
Sorry Pep, we won't be seeing them again for a few years.

>>75587612
There have been keano rumours for the past few months. Ellis is trying to sell the club and keano was one of the names mentioned. Maybe another Irish consortium.

Fuck I miss those Irish days.

>>75587524
aston villa will finish midtable and norwich aren't coming up either

>>75587524
Read the posts I pointed you to, there are examples of teams going straight down to League 1.

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>>75587450
>VARDY

What does it mean?

>>75587808
It's a local car dealership

it feels like 10th place and down in the Premier League gets worse every single year

>>75587808
not the only liecester connection in that picture
>danny "always stand off from the winger and never tackle him" simpson has a premier league winners medal

>>75587117
doubt it

this might be the last great
>moyes
thread on /sp/

>>75586631
>Brooks was here

>>75587725
Who would buy it? 150m in debt and lower league football incoming. I think Roy likes the Ireland job too much. Besides, you never go back to where you were sacked.

Is >Moyes that bad of a manager or was it the club management and lack of funds for any good premier league level players?

>>75589157
Both. He bought ex-Utd and Everton players.
His philosophy was hoof it to Defoe.
The club itself is run by retards.

>>75587336
Brighton currently losing, so Newcastle win the next game and Brighton don't win, the league is Newcastle's

Also
>Championship title mattering when there's no extra prize money and you both get promoted anyway

>>75586631
Hahahaha. Get fucked, get absolutely fucked. That'll teach you for doing the poznan, you cunts.

>Moyes went from managing United to midtable mediocrity to managing a spanish club to irrelevancy followed by managing Sunderland to the championship.

Has there ever been a harder fall to irrelevancy than >Moyes

>>75589270
At least they're honest. Pursuit means they haven't got it.

>WE DEM MOYES BOYS

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>moyes

>>75587267
>canny
>mate
>hell-on
>fat geordie fuck

Where you from Marra?
Pallion reporting

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>>75588801

>>75589581
And his daughter got blacked in the process, >Moyes should just end his life.

for match going fans the championship is better

for bandwagoners the premiership is better

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>>75586631

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>>75589736
>non-league damage control

>>75589670
not him but durham here

>>75589736
>for match going fans the championship is better

Wednesday charged Newcastle a higher price for an away game than they'd be paying in the Prem at like ~£50

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>Subhumanland stays down in championship mediocrity like Ashit Villel
>FulGOD comes back to the prem from the playoffs and buys some American players to become a mainstay again.
Tell me you dont want this.

>>75589807
Nice cathedral, mate

>>75585795
Agent Moyes

>>75586631
sad!

>>75589839
I miss Fulham desu, that Europa League run was amazing

>>75589848
cheers marra

>mfw people somehow didn't see this coming since the end of last season
>mfw even as far back as the 08/09 season Sunderland have had suspect decisions go their way that have kept them in the league by a single point
>mfw they never escaped relegation by more than 4 points
>mfw they've relied on 6 points from Newcastle every season
>mfw they've relied on beating Newcastle to "kickstart their season" for the last 8 years

Does anyone here even watch football?

>>75589839
>Craven cottage

>>75589917
>>mfw they've relied on 6 points from Newcastle every season
Here man yi little fucken doylem

>>75589917
i think most people realised that this season was going to be extremely difficult for sunderland

Sunderland fans we forgot when they cheered for City back in 2014. Shame you losers, couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch!

>>75589917
Yes, but >Moyes was the catalyst that finally condemned them.

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>>75585984

the Championship is even more competitive than the EPL, there are more games and the games are physically very taxing

99% of players are British or Irish and from broken homes

it's basically a containment league for northern hoofball merchants who have fallen on hard times

>>75589894
Gentle reminder that >WE raped Jewve in Europe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPkQ6YdRCbQ

>>75589917
>"lmao u guys really are stupid huh, you didn't see this thing coming that just happened? xDD"

You'd be saying something similar if they stayed up. Being a smug cunt in hindsight of the event is not the same as being some sort of master predictor.

>>75585984

BeIN shows the Championship here in the States, Miguel.

I know that's a foreign concept for you.

>>75586765
they have more League titles than Chelsea and Man City and Spurs and almost everyone in the Premier League desu

>>75586631
This is an inevitable consequence of hiring david moyes

Scotty T is the only good thing to come out of Newcastle ever.

>>75590282
>MUH
>ISTREE

>>75587170
>>75587317
It's a fucking publicity sham is what it is. Even if the kid is actually dying, he has no more right to all the attention he's been getting over all those other kids struggling with cancer. The entire concept makes me cringe.

MOYES will gan an get us fuckin promerted next year,

parachute payment will mean wor war chest is geet big.

>>75590569
Ji Dong Won!

>>75590681
>>75590681

かにらどと申しますよ。

>>75590681
He was korean you nob.

>>75590780
Lee Howey?

>>75590487
I don't mind the kid getting the attention he's getting and it is sweet how much he loves Jermaine Defoe but the saddest part is in the same hospital there's a lad of the same age with the same disease getting none of this attention outside of a picture of Ayoze Perez and Paul Dummett with their fists up

>>75590857
My problem with it isn't the kid, it's the fact that the only reason they're doing it is to virtue signal. It's not helping anyone, it's just a big fat "look at me, look how down to earth and kind I am" for the players, supporters and club owners as well as the FA/Premier League board. It's fucking blatant and it annoys the shit out of me. It's all about me me me at the end of the day for these people, they couldn't care less about the fucking kid.

>M O Y E S
>O
>Y
>E
>S

>MOYES

>>75587243
Jesus Christ.

> M O Y E S

>>75586631
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Aww man

Is this the MotD thread?

>>75588801
>>75586631
>I saw an automobile once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere.

;_;

Why wasn't Moyes fired anyway? I never expected him to make it through Xmas and New Year or even January... I mean it was clear that nothing was improving.

did you see that score G
do not chat to me
four points from the last 13
spanked 4-1 by burnley

geordies still winning
down the pyramid we're sinking

we them moyes boys
bitch
we them moyes boys

we them moyes boys
pussy
we them moyes boys

we them moyes boys
fassy
we them moyes boys

we them moyes boys
dickhead
WE THEM MOYES BOYS

>>75585658
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

Any actual Geordies/Mackems in here?

>>75586631
Fucking >moyes mang..

>>75596624
half and half

>>75590487

He's right you know.

>>75586636
>that flatline at the end

Dead

>>75586631
I FOCUS ON THE PAIN

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I just came here to
>moyes

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>moyes

>>75589932

The first football match I ever went to see was at Craven Cottage. Tiny as fuck (for a prem stadium) but also pretty comfy - I wouldn't mind visiting there again if Fulham make it back.

>>75585984
They just lost at least 200 MILLION pounds per year in tv money because they're no longer in the premier league

They're gonna collapse financially now

Premier league tv money is insane, several billion per year is split up evenly between all clubs

>>75586631
Fuck you edgy pieces of shit, this isn't funny. This hits home too much.

>>75590282
>Chelsea
Soon, not anymore

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>>75589839
It will have to wait. This time it's going to be the Owls.

THANK GOD ITS FINALLY OVER

who did Sunderland even buy this season? Donald Love?

>>75586631
he will never see Sunderland play in the top flight again in his lifetime and he knows it.

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I feel a little bad for the sunderland fans butt...
>moyes
kek

>Moyes @ post match
> Too soon to commit to the club
> Need to wait 2-3 weeks
Basically, he doesn't think bringing back Sunderland to EPL is his challenge and he wants to renegotiate the contract

>>75605707

SEVEN

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STOP BULLYINNNGGG!!!!!!!

moyes sends his regards

2007/08: 15th
2008/09: 16th
2009/10: 13th
2010/11: 10th
2011/12: 13th
2012/13: 17th
2013/14: 14th
2014/15: 16th
2015/16: 17th
2016/17: Finally fucking gone
Feels good man

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>>75586631

not like this...

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>>75606085
Heh, kid you're lucky we're letting you survive the first round of the playoffs. Keep building your hopes because soon >WE will crush them to the ground as we ascend to Premier league godhood.

>>75606593
He's not above going to the championship at this point considering just how pathetic his managerial career has been in the past 4-5 years. Rafa Benitez is miles better as a manager and even he sucked up his pride to manage Newcastle for a season.

>>75586196
No he's the reason they're where they are today, he was good atEverton and made them better with a budget of about a fiver

>>75586631
i'm sorry I shitposted about your club mate

>>75608158
Then why has he been so fucking embarrassing with United, Sociedad and Sunderland? His hoofball tactics are hilarious outdated.

In other news my local town of Maidenhead got promoted to national league for first time in 147 years. We have the oldest stadium in use, feels bretty gud

>>75608223
He flew too close to the sun by going to United and with his dreams crushed he's just stumbled around in a depressed reverie taking any job he can on the rebound

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>>75586631

>>75590487
>he has no more right to all the attention he's been getting over all those other kids struggling with cancer

The other kids probably aren't Sunderland fans and thus don't need the extra help

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so who is escaping the sinking ship?

>>75608517
Defoe, Kirchoff (although isn't he still injured?) And Pickford for sure. Maybe N'Dong I didn't think he looked too bad whenever I saw Sunderland play.

>>75589489

>Still being salty about that.

>>75586631
At least he'll see his actually team winning games in the Championship.

>>75589489
>being a customer

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>>75586631
DELET THIS

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>>75608517
>Lescott
God that was a fucking mistake.

>>75608517
>Denayer

wasn't he supposed to be the next kompany?

>>75608517
I want to say that Pickford and Defoe are the only two who have any business joining a PL-team, but you just know some idiots will go for Anichebe, Watmore, McNair and Cattermole.

>>75585984
the championship is an elephant's graveyard of former fairly big teams who are stuck in there playing shit football against really tough opposition, all their fans have pretty much abandoned them so they play in big empty stadiums to make it even more depressing

>>75608805
lol never, he was just some retarded ape who benefitted from having an agent with extremely good connections, same guy that managed to gave basically every Ivorian a career in Europe, including Eboué, Gervinho, Romaric, Kolo and Yaya Toure

He never even played youth football at a football club in his teens. Just went to that dude's academy where he played barefoot like African villagers.

A complete mong.

>>75608517
Gooch. Probably will go to Scotland if he has to get playing time.