Heavy Devy edition
>cucks
Just stop the pain
https://youtu.be/ZtKQet0vavI
Congrats Oilers for ousting the ducks, who can't sell their arena out also, and be pitifully quiet
>>75583837
what happened to all that boasting about how you'll cuck McDavid. Maybe focus on your depth and you'll start winning again.
>>75583837
>Even injured choking Shorks have been playing better so far
>analslime cucks
>>75583871
That's from kipper
Pekka Saravo retiring as a back to back champion
How fucking cucked will the craps be when >we go up 2-0?
>>75583980
SARAVON
>>75584030
PEKKA
I'll leave this here and wait for my upvotes
>>75584044
PEKKA
>>75584062
There's literally nothing wrong with browsing Reddit
>>75584123
Go back
>>75583980
>>75584030
>>75584044
>>75584087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxXeAWmU9_g
updated version
>>75583871
I personally never boasted m8. I wanted the shorks to beat the oiler so we wouldnt have to. They are a unknow trap team for the ducks.
Remember to trim your nether region before may day.
Bless be this holiday, for it is the only time of year when a social fuckup like me can get some consistant action.
Bravo Finland
>there are people NOT cheering for the good guys
Are there gonna be 3 sweeps in 4 this round?
>>75583871
Oilers are just having dumb luck, it will eventually run out.
>>75584272
>this game
wew
>>75584273
I would Cindy Crosby
>>75584305
>>75584272
Thanks
I betted 20 euros for sweden
>>75584272
>1-0
i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>75584281
Relax, they're canadians. No way a leaf team can win the Stanley Cup ever again.
>>75584329
Would you Kessel though?
>>75584361
Only the bottom left
>>75584361
wtf
>>75584406
>>75584456
looks like a botox whore
>>75584456
do ekman larsson
>>75584361
i would mate with this form
How come so many people seem to be getting around this whole Netflix craze, I mean if you'd ask me, I'm generally more of a dvd kind of guy anyway. The buffering seems to bug me... and plus, my parents still burn movies to disc. At least every few months anyway.
Tonight I'll be heading home and staying in for the night, might even grab a Barista Brothers iced coffee from the service station on the way home, mostly because my weeks pay just went in and I like to treat myself. I've become pretty fond with the flavour of this brand of milk but it's really the texture that sells me. Ice Break doesn't even cut it anymore. Might even try the iced chocolate next week (heard good things).
Last week an Ice Cube song came on NOVA when I was on the way home and that really topped things off, I'm generally not a big rap music fan but after a bit of caffeine I feel as if I listen to music with more of an open mind, but hey, that's just me. My mate says the same thing too.
I go out most weekends though, usually because I can't check in on facebook at my house, Aldi mobile data goes pretty quickly and I'm not keen on a wifi plan because my cousin had a bad experience with Dodo.
Internet that flies (lmao not).
Yes I've been out to cloud nine before, and no I didn't enjoy it. Not much room to move and plus I sweat easily, I'd rather be at a comfortable temp when I'm doing the nae nae.
Speaking of ice cube, does anyone happen to have "Straight outta Compton" on DVD? I still haven't seen it and I feel as if I haven't quite yet missed the boat on that one.
SCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>75584481
oh shiet
1-1
>the karlsson angle
>>75584501
What part of HV71 are you lads from?
>>75584523
Hockey isn't even on
>>75584567
hmm
do john klingberg, he has a babyface which could translate well to female
>>75584573
it's actually HIV71
>>75584582
SM-final game 7
>>75584601
Relevant hockey isn't even on*
>>75584615
Sweden - Czech just started
are we rooting for Brynäs or HV71?
how's the lottery order gonna look? Would love to see the Avs get cucked
>sm final with english commentary
this is so bizarre
>>75584636
hv71's goaler is an unironical autist
/ourteam/
>>75584586
>>75584651
kek, where?
>>75584639
>yfw Avs get cucked by Devils
czech out the czech kit
very nice looking
>>75584636
Brynäs
>>75584639
According to my simulator results
1. Stars
2. Sabres
3. Golden Knights
4. Avalanche
>>75584660
he is a boring type of autist
not our guy
>>75584673
onhockey.tv
>>75584333
rip your money
>>75584678
Good morn.
hokkei when
>early game
>it's rags vs snes
>>75584730
wow first good sliced kebab!
>when a guy you went to school with is playing in the final and you're just sitting here shitposting with mongols
>>75584693
>boring
yeah well that's what autists are like
>>75584730
I thought kebab was subhuman food.
The shoulder pattern of Brynas reminds me of Judge Dredd
>>75584636
BRYNÄS???
>>75584730
I had a slice of pizza last night with a quesadilla on it. If you guys want to argue about pizza toppings look at this.
http://www.mesapizzamn.com/menu.html
>>75584775
you thought wrong
http://www.tankathon.com/nhl
Post lottery simulation
>>75584810
what's the point of breaded chicken when pizza is bread based?
>>75584775
It's perfect food to eat on the way home when you're piss drunk
>>75584810
>If you guys want to argue about pizza toppings look at this.
Can't argue facts m8
>>75584818
>>75584815
Reminder that Brazil and Slovakia are just Grease being a proxyfag
>lias is pronounced leash in canadian
>>75584767
>TFW highschool has produced nothing
The neighboring town has players in the NHL. Only good player from here is a woman she is too old to play in the WNHL
>>75584818
is this the worst timeline?
>>75584810
Stop talking about reddit food
>>75584892
Prove it
>>75584921
Literally the best timeline
>Kongs onnly first overall pick happens in a year with 31 first round busts
>>75584847
In murica it is likely deep fried whereas the other chicken is baked or pan fried.
>>75584869
The BBQ chicken and bacon pizza has pineapple. Its pretty good.
>>75583837
You should have listened. We didn't want it to go this far.
HV71 will regret not putting the biscuit in the basket
oh shiet this is going to OT
>>75584256
Wtf is mayday
>game 7 OT
Wew
>>75585039
google.com
OT
IN
GAME
7
>>75585039
he's probably a pedo targeting 8th grade kids first booze night
>>75585039
spring celebration, in the uk there are morris dancers and people dance around a giant pole holding ribbons
there are also riots because it's also international workers day
>>75584945
Hey man if you honestly think pizza is reddit, sad. I understand you are upset people sperg out at you. Bit at the same time the quality of your posts have declined.
Just saying as a friend get your shit together and give your pupper a walk.
fuck other brazil is posting again
this is why I stick to game threads
>>75585071
no, only adult women for me
preferably drunk
>>75585080
I like having pizza once in a while but it undoubtedly is a reddit food because how much of a meme it has become. I have been eating it a lot a few years ago and I gained a lot of weight so now I try to eat it less.
I think I have been really broken since the Shorks lost again and that Anti-Slovak autist kept attacking me.
I should just forget it and move on.
>>75585162
>Not being able to pick up women while they are sober
>>75585135
>implying you are not me
WHY DO YOU HATE THE 6 MILLION GOY
>>75585186
I believe I already told you that im a social fuckup.
I know im a pathetic person, and i dont need you reminding me
>>75584978
Is that you rawn?
>>75585186
>talking to strangers whilst sober
normies get out
>>75585039
1st of May is international workers day
Not many cares about protesting/promoting workers rights anymore tho; people only work for half the day that day; then proceed to get hammered and enjoy free concerts in the larger cities of the country.. I expect it's somewhat the same in Finland
>>75585304
>people only work for half the day that day
it's a holiday here
>>75585304
It's more of a student holiday at least in my town. People get wasted and fuck each other
>>75585304
>not having the entire day off
laughing SO HARD at Denmark right now
>>75584978
Id be ok if you guys were actually playing better hockey
Fuck off and Kill yourself, Matt and Nick
>>75585304
We have full holiday on that day
Also on 8th of may as a day of defeating fascism
>>75585183
Pizza has "become a meme" because it is basically a baked sandwich. It is bread with anything thrown on it. Something so versatile is bound to have strange things happen to it. And being unhealthy does not make something rebbit.
Now take your dogger for a walk and stop worrying about 4chins.
>t. Mild fan
oilers
>>75585431
Who is the pajeet looking idiot in the top row farthest left?
>>75585183
Pizza is not a Redditfood you dumb-a-slovakian.
>>75585326
>>75585400
>>75585343
For real? God dammit, felt lucky only having to work till' noon
>>75585342
Explains the creation of this song I guess:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCbD8nsxcd8
>>75585400
>>75584509
dingo/10
who are /ourguys/ in this game?
>>75585485
Sens
>>75585454
jujhar khaira
>>75585485
brynäs kekking HIV71 would be excellent
t. not a salty djurgårdare
>>75584818
Fuck it feels good not seeing the Oilers on that list.
>no penalty shots
A pair of Mallards have been coming by my house this last week. They eat the corn I put out for the squirrels. However the ducks have lost since they arrived. Should I murder the quacker family to ensure a coiler loss? I'm not even a cucks fan and it would certainly take a toll on my soul.
>>75585431
Reminder that Carolina could have had Cam Talbot if they werent stingey on a 2nd round pick, but instead chose to trade for Eddie Läck
Better atmosphere than any nhl arena
>>75585574
yes anon, i'm sure your interactions with local wildlife affects the outcome of hockey games
>>75585591
>muh atmosphere
>>75585521
Sjung for gamla DJURGÃ…RN
>>75585574
Don't worry, the Oilers are doing a good enough job of murdering ducks right now as it is.
>>75585582
nobody knew talbot was going to be vezina tier
brynäs bög :DD
>>75585582
reminder the rags could have had two 2nds for clambot if they weren't the fucking rags
>>75585648
Everyone knew he was starter material, they just decided to go for Lack since he had more experience.
>>75585656
https://youtu.be/wvb1ECLNXo0
>>75585574
Do it
>>75585690
And we're seeing right now how much experience means in the playoffs.
>>75585646
Literally lucking their way through the playoffs
>>75585574
>muh corn
fucking americans
>>75585592
Hmm so my suspicions were correct. If a pair of geese move in to take their place ill probably just kill myself.
If Brynäs wins, Söderström will truly cement himself as the next JUST Swedish goalie
>>75585749
Literally in denial
>>75585710
I didnt understand single word of this.
>>75585776
Not at all they rely on dumb luck and meme magic
>>75585818
>Have a better keeper
>Dumb luck
(You)
>>75585838
Goalie* Fucking mixed it with football.
>>75585749
having a better goalie and more depth isnt luck
>>75585838
Their best keeper is the goal post
>>75585752
Its cheap. I also put out suet for woodpeckers and a seed mixture for other birds. But ducks aren't really designed to stand at a feeder. Well done making a bird post into shitflinging though Gord.
>>75585883
maybe the ducks should aim better
>>75585882
Except they have neither they have been out played throughly twice and have won on dumb luck goals and post saves. I mean its actually funny that a team can get this far while being so awful. Nice """"""sport""""""
>>75585883
It still made more saves than Gibson
>>75585958
maybe baseball is more your speed
>power play
rip hv
>>75585968
Bernier when?
CONFETTI
>>75585999
>gretzky trips confirms bernier to save ducks with a reverse sweep
>>75586049
umm no sweetie
>>75586049
>expecting gretzky to be your meme saviour against the oilers
>>75585998
(You)
>>75585958
Too much excuses
The Ducks needs to step the fk up
Hitting the post isn't """"bad luck""""; aim better
They need a real leader to step up
Talbot has been great, Gibson.. not so much
>>75586099
Trips>doubles
SCAAAAAAAAAAAR
HOOVEE
RIP BYRNAS
>>75586099
fugg
>Brynass
JUST
>>75586116
All your gretz trips confirm when vs Oiler is Gibson will play so bad in the next 2 games that Bernier needs to come in relief
CONSOLED
gg
>>75586099
Why do you think the "sweetie" meme is funny?
>>75586049
>Being desperate enough to think trips will save you from a sweep
Anyone hungry?
>>75586116
no such thing as gretzky trips
his number was 99, not 999
>>75586112
I agree they need to get on thw practice ice and work on their shooting. Gibson has been as good as you can ask a goaler. Oilels are getting those meme goals amd theres nothing you can do to stop those
>>75586159
skön-t
>jävla gävle fitta
ÖNERUD
>>75586183
Autism, the post
>>75586159
>How may I assist you
>>75586099
Wew la
>>75586202
GÄVLA SANDVIKEN
>>75586174
I dont think gibson actually gets another start to be desu
>>75586237
homo
>>75586218
gretzky trips would be 999999 if you really want to be autistic about it
ducks sweep in 7 cap it and check em
>>75586262
ducks never win another playoff game again cap it and check em
>>75586262
>ducks
>winning a game 7
D I L U S I O N
I
L
U
S
I
O
N
no amount of dubs or trips can save the ducks now
>>75586286
We all know they're gonna win the next 3 then losse 6 and 7. we've seen this show before.
>>75586262
>ducks
>winning game seven
>at home
lolno
>>75586318
>2-0 isnt the most dangerous lead
>>75586313
They not teach you spelling in grade 8?
>>75586313
>edmongolia can't spell
i'm shocked
>>75586313
>dilusion
>dilution
Oilers to get diluted
>>75586396
I only have my grade 9. Fuck off
>>75586356
its not, going up 2-0 on the road in the playoffs historically almost always results in a series win
Pulju is the proof that education is a meme.
He only has his grade 9 and is a soon to be millionaire
Love how the Oilshits need massive refpuck aid to stay competitive with the ducks
Ducks should be up 2-0
>>75586515
Is this a meme or does he honestly only have 9th grade done?
>>75586553
Not a meme, and there is nothing wrong with only having your grade 9.
>>75586515
What is your point? NFL players make several million in their first few years and are broke before age 40. Education may not make you wealthy but it will keep you wealthy.
let's go esti
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZI2bHCJ8V0
>>75586623
>empty
it's snowing in may
>>75586601
>using dindus
>as an example of financial stability. Literally zero NFL players only have their grade 9s as getting into University is a requirement
VITUN TSEKKI
>>75586641
jelly, it was like 100 degrees yesterday
>>75586601
No it does not you either are smart with your money or you arent. There are both poor educated and non educated as well as rich educated and non educated.
>>75586600
t. Pulju
>>75586522
But they aren't LELMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>75586522
>ducks gooning and causing penalties like they always do
>muh refpuck
>>75586641
It snowed, barely, two days ago. Why the fuck is it so cold, I just want to plant my vegetables and see some cleavage. Mostly I want to grow food and watch hokkei. I can see tits anytime online.
bill mode activated now
E S T I
S
T
I
>take careless penelties
>Cant aim shots worth shit
>""""i-i-its the r-r-refs and l-l-luck, we are the better team!"
Typical spic mentality
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER????
worst canadian playoff fans this year
1. sean
2. boilers
3. laffs
4. flims
POWER GAP
99. hasbs
POWER GAP
SECOND POWER GAP
900000000001. suns
>>75586825
Hey you seem to know a lot about Bill. Is there any chance you know Amanda's phone number? Maybe not even that but maybe an email address, fax number, or runescape screen name? I'd love to talk to her about women's hockey.
>>75586958
laffs really havent be that bad
>>75586919
i look forward to seeing the evolution of this
>>75586988
they could be below the flims desu but their 2 wins spurned some serious shitposting
>>75586857
>Take fake penalties for power play
>get 1 or 2 lucky bounces
>we're good at hockey we swear
Typical olier mentality
>>75586958
Pretty good post. But how do you rate snes fans when there are none?
why cant /hoc/ handle oilers banter? maybe you guys should find another website to post on if it bothers you
>>75586958
Accurate, Snes are /ourguys/
>tfw your team will never be gifted 8000 first round picks and several generational talents
feels bad man
>>75587063
Feels like most take it way too seriously
E S T I
>>75587063
>complaining about power rankings
it is you who cant take the banter
E S T I
SKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>75587146
umm no sweetie
Hawaii pizza with pepperoni is best pizza
>>75587214
>so my dog has worms and shit on my pizza
>Have some tickets up for resale for the Sens game
>Might not sell them before the game starts
fuck guys wat do
>>75587260
go to the game, that's what i had to do
>>75587214
absolutely_disgusting.png
E S T I
S
T
I
EEEEEEEEEEEEESTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>75587214
Swap the pepperoni to aura blue cheese and its perfect
>>75587115
>tfw Devils had no decent first round picks in almost 15 years
EESTI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CgKJTNU4lQ
HOLLANTI BTFO
>>75587063
Because the coilers made the playoffs for the first time in a decade when over half the league does. They have basically been the worst team for the last decade.
Now that they accrued an absurd amount of top draft picks they no longer suck penisdick. Beating a dead shorks team and getting the right bounces against the cucks somehow means they are going to win the cup.
Plus one of the edmondishu posters is a 16 year old that only has your mom jokes as a rebuttal.
>>75587406
this isnt your blog, retard
>The Edmonton Oilers need to have a .526 winning percentage (10/19) to be Stanley Cup champions
Wow fuck this shit
You fucking worthless Ducks. I cheered for you after everything and you give Edmonton two easy wins.
>>75585574
>helping a canadian team
why?
preds are winning the cup you dummies
welcome to estonia lads
>>75587406
Good post.
>>75587437
Please keep this image going
>>75587437
>>75587434
>ask a question
>get a response
>Youre blogging faggot
Do they teach you grammar in grade 8?
>>75587476
feel so bad for pulju desu
coulda gone somewhere fun
got stuck in shitmongolia
>>75587260
>>75587278
Oh good some one bought them
Made a cool $5
>>75587453
Read it again Pedro.
>>75587562
>stuck with a team thats about to sweep the west
poor him
I'm glad McDavid has been exposed this playoffs. He still has a long way to go before he's the best in the league. He gets shut down when a team assigns a player to pick on him, while Crosby still regularly gets two goal games.
I'm not saying never, just not right now. He's just not ready.
ESTI ESTI GREATEST HOCKEY POWER
WINDMILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>75587613
Ah, my bad
>maaji, paapi, i vant to be ice hokkie player, not speed skater
>u bring shaame upon our familie fyoorja
>>75587622
pulju doesn't play for nashville though.
>>75587638
He wont ever be the best player in the league. Matthews is better
>>75587638
eastern teams are all weak non physical teams, if crysby was playing the ducks he would be concussed by now
>>75587437
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>75587685
this
>>75587665
i said sweep, last i checked nashville had just lost to st poois
for me, it's HC Sochi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6hos2fpuh0
reminder that the blues are the most patrician bandwagon team
>>75587437
Kek'd
Connor McCuckold is a bitch though desu
>>75587691
I would have rather cheered for the Sharks. But they turned out to be total losers!
Send half your team to a retirement home where they belong
>>75587712
nashville has the fewest losses in the west
wanna try again?
>>75587753
no im good, nashville will lose to the poos
>>75587766
>he actually thinks this
grade 8 should've taught you better desu
nippon vs gb should be fun tonight
>>75587744
>tfw aging veterans are still the strongest parts of your team
They just won't retire until they get there.
>>75587476
Thanks Finnfriend
>>75587849
What a semen demon
>>75587890
pig
>>75587890
thats my gf please dont talk about her that way
>>75587849
Who is this fluid druid?
Is Trotz finally on the right track? Carey for Connoly. More speed. Now Orpik out and we've got ourselves a team boys.
>>75587919
She's literally my sister, I know her longer and better than you do, so back off with that shit. Who do you think you are?
>>75587974
>the state of holland hockey
What did Bettman mean by this?
>>75587974
DESTROYED BY ESTONIA
>>75588013
>fiddler
holy fuck that is funny
>>75583786
Based edition Slovakia! The next best thing to come out of Canada after Jordan Peterson.
>>75584333
lmao
>>75588114
VITTU
what game is on next
McDavid has as many points and goals as Shea Theodore and Joel Edmundson, two rookie defencemen
>>75587995
We literally have one good player and he's playing for AHL affiliate of the Pongs. Let that sink in.
>Goalie's name is Läck
>Sweden concedes 8 goals
pottery
>>75588142
Snes - rags in about 2 hours
>>75588142
nihon vs greatu britaniu at 2:30
>Norway destroyed
>Germany tried, eventually fallen
>Finland beaten with ease
>Sweden destroyed
May 5th Canada, do you really want this?
>>75584767
>mfw went to the same school with Laine and Hintz
>>75584912
>the shanty village of roseau
>>75584818
Lottery doesn't matter all that much this year because the top 5 are all within the same quality range, just have different attributes.
>>75588257
we lost? was 3-2 when I checked
Reminder to never take dykeposters seriously
>>75588329
women's """""""""""""""sports"""""""""""""""" are such a joke
>>75588314
kek republic won 8-4
>>75588342
That was a men's game lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8as91umE83g
>>75588226
holy fk what happened?
Pretty decent team on papir Sweden had showing up
>>75588329
BRITAIN HOCKEY SUPERPOWER BY 2024
>>75588329
I think the Dutch have great potential in hockey if they popularize it and train from a younger age. They have great skating genetics and they're pretty tall.
>>75588397
it's a pre tournament game meant for the team to get some chemistry and the coaches to find out the best lines
that being said, Eddie Läck is fucking shit
>>75588358
GB could beat kantada desu
>>75588425
BLEOOOOOWN THE FUG OUT :DDD
>>75588425
is czech, dare I say it, elite again
also the kek rink they played the game at is neither nhl size nor europe size which Klingberg thought was really retarded in an interview mid game
Only YOU can prevent wildfires
>>75588425
>mfw wearing my czech hat while they destroy filthy swedes
My date went well by the way, the grill was a legit 8/10 and a bit shy. I didn't even spill my spaghetti. Also, Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was a solid 7/10
>>75588450
Is being tall really an advantage in hockey? It seems like being shorter is better, lower centre of gravity, go harder in the turns etc. I've never played Ice Hockey so I don't know.
>>75588587
>going to a movie on a date
worst idea desu
>>75588587
Nice!
>OEL has been bantering off Läck because his name means Leak in Swedish
oh boy after this game Läck is getting destroyed
>>75588587
>Guardians of the Galaxy 2
I also just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.
>Ayy quirky racoon movie lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place
>>75588587
>finnish girl
>Capeshit
You sound like a real champ
>>75588603
Being tall is a meme, manlets are superior hokkei players
>>75588655
Hey Kippers
Why are you using a slovakian proxy?
>>75588603
ideal height in hockey is between 180-190 cm
t. dr. norge
>>75588605
We had coffee first though.
>>75588655
I knew what I was going into and I enjoyed the first one too. It's not kino but it was comfy.
>>75588603
Taller people are stronger, faster, smarter and better in every single way than shorter people.
If you dont believe me, just go fuck yourself
>tfw you hate the Caps and Penguins but know one of them is going to win the cup
>>75588698
>>75588603
Shorter players can do well as forwards, usually as wingers (Zuccarello is 1.71m, Kariya was 1.78m) but elite players rarely dip below 1.8m. Then you have the forward range from 1.8m (Crosby) to 1.83m (Gretzky) to 1.89m (Jagr) to 1.93m (Lemieux). Most fall within that height range.
Defencemen are usually a bit taller and bigger because they're more physical players (Burns is 1.96m, Pronger was 1.98m, both are archtypal defencemen), but there are shorter examples (Karlsson is 1.81m)
Goaltending is one area where height absolutely matters. Someone like Lundqvist (1.85m) is probably the shortest elite goaltender since Hasek (1.8m). Other notable goalers were Roy (1.88m), Brodeur (1.88m). But today you get people like Rinne (1.96m) and Talbot (1.91m)
>>75588751
It's the same in life overall 2bh. 185-188 is the sweerspot.
>>75588825
nah this is the year of lundpads
>>75588751
>Norway
>giving Hockey tips
The true Ideal height is 170cm - 180cm
Your skills regress above 6 feet.
>>75588845
lmao
>>75588837
short wingers get bullied along the boards too much. Sceptical of wingers below 180cm.
Average penguin fan
>>75588845
Traditions dont break Sven.
>Caps lose in 2nd round (WSH)
>Canadian teams cant win cup (OTT, EDM)
>King with no ring (NYR)
>Blops cant make Stan Lee finals (STL)
>Ducks blow game 7 (ANA)
That leaves a NSH/PIT final.
>>75585431
who is the asshole with downs on the right fucking up the formation?
>>75588860
Gretzky: 186 cm
McDavid: 186 cm
Crosby: 181 cm
Kane: 180 cm
Lemieux: 193 cm
Ovi: 190 cm
Laine: 196 cm
Matthews: 191 cm
Forsberg: 183 cm
Ighinla: 185 cm
Sedins: 188 cm
Jagr: 189 cm
>>75587691
>>75587841
>>75588832
lel at ref suddenly skating in
>>75589033
>crosby is a manlet
lel
>>75589036
bullshit, that thing has knees
>>75588999
>talking shit about joey
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Moss
>>75589036
What a fucking bully
>>75589036
stop bullying that robot
>>75589036
Delet this
>>75588832
Will manlets ever learn?
>>75589036
>filename
Genius, 10/10
teams in worse positions than the >shorts
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>>75589262
>ducks
>poos
>craps
>rags
>>75589036
where are his robot friends? They should stand up for him being bullied like that
>>75589330
Broken
>>75589462
>>75589330
>>75589539
Does he ever do hits on people with the puck?
>>75589637
it's the playoffs so it's okay
>>75589033
Gretzky 182cm
McDavid 185cm
Crosby 179cm
Kane 177cm
Lemieux 194cm
Ovi 188cm
Laine 194cm
Matthews 189cm
Forsberg 184cm
T. Finnish expert
>>75589795
never heard of any of these
Please post using feet/inches and pounds thanks
>>75589904
>please post feet
Perv
>>75589904
Gretzky 5'11.5
McDavid 6'0.75
Crosby 5'10.5
Kane 5'9.5
Lemieux 6'4.5
Ovi 6'2
Laine 6'4.5
Matthews 6'2.5
Forsberg 6'0.5
final of division i b starting now lads
britain/nippon
>>75590076
mcdavid is taller than 6', i saw him, nurse and draisaitl out in edmonton and hes just slighty shorter than nurse
>>75590256
>there's actually a decent turnout in the crowd
nice
>implying height matters
>>75589462
>>75589539
What a cunt
>>75590364
size matters in any contact sport
Link for the GB vs Japan game, reminder whoever wins this is promoted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-a6ZzKPUiU
GB already on their 2nd penalty in under 5 minutes kek
>>75588982
also
>The Cup winner never repeats
Nashville with the Cup
>tfw bongs will get btfo by yamato damashii
>knee into open bench door
NOPE
nippon has some based unis
>>75589539
>poonas donskoi
bongistan getting dominated by the super nips right now
>the city of bong puck possession
this gb-japan game is actually pretty gud
>>75590299
That might tell you more about Nurse. McDavid might be a legit 6'1 but Draisaitl always edges him out by about a half inch. Nurse is 6'3 at best, probably more 6'2.5
nippon wir stilke rith pelcision of imperiu katana
>>75590718
it's like watching football match.
>>75590724
>jersey tuck
What a fucking faggot
>nips will dominate hokkie in your lifetime
cheeky
>>75590760
>implying worst korea won't do it first
esti would dominate either of these teams
>>75590754
>not playing with a full tuck
dress wearing homo
>>75590813
Esti got spanked 5-1 and 6-1 respectively by these teams
>>75590717
it's 9-1 SOG in favour of gb you memelord
>>75590833
>dress
Fuck off manlet
finlandians are NIGGERS lol
>powerplay
more like pooperplay lmao
REFPUCK
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
DOUBTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
BONGED
FUCKING REFPUCK
REFPUCK
gooks can't stop gooning
nippons losing it already
cant stop the british empire
>>75590724
>Be crosby
>wear 87 because of birth year
>Take 8.7 cap hit for same reason
>Be McDavid
>Wears 97 because of birth year
>take 9.7million cap hit
Oilers fans bout to get fleeced, paying 323,000$ per goal
where's the rags game thread?
>>75591096
in the toilet
>>75591096
I gotchu you famalam
>>75591125
>>75591125
>>75591125
>>75591125
>>75591125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwALB_Ypuy8
Daily reminder that the Japanese will dominate hockey soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbTlsuRBfMg&
>>75591171
>imblying he wont bust and commit seppuku for dishonoring his family
daily remind that nips are built for BAC (BIG ANGLO COCK)
>>75591076
McDavid is a team player, he wants to win so he won't handicap us with a crazy contract. Reminder that the KANGZ paid Kopitar 10mil and he disappeared.
>>75591244
Hes come to Canada and played in a couple tournaments and done really well hopefully he doesnt bust
POST YFW YOU'RE A FLAMES OR LAFFS FAN
>>75591398
>>75584456
Looks like Bruce Jenner
>britbong rags fans
absolutely disgusting
>hoffman about four miles offside
retard
>>75591398
SLEWFOOT
L
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W
F
O
O
T
>the absolute state of nipponese penulty kirring
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
IT'S ANOTHER NAGASAKI
>>75591398
>>75591575
Rags uniforms are basically a union jack colour scheme so they are quite popular, also the name Rangers is used by lots of sports teams here too.
desu i hope GB wins so hokki rises in popularity in GB
cant stand watching them in football really
This Dowd character could have a great career in the SPHL
>20-6 SOG
looking good lads
might just have this
>tfw glorious kamikaze goal called back
fucking refs
HAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75592000
desu i hope JP wins so hokki rises in popularity in JP
i just want hokki annie may
>>75592000
me too desu
fastest growing sport in britain and there's talks of us joining the khl
>>75592184
There won't be a KHL team, it'll totally destroy Hockey in GB because every player will be Russian.
There needs to be an Elite League team in London and gradually bring down the number of import players
>>75586099
toasting in epic bread!
3 (THREE) 0 (NIL)
SCARRRRRR
WE ARE GOING UP
>>75592225
chinese are using kunlun red star in khl to develop their players for olympics 2022
they keep putting more and more chinese players into the roster, next season there will be atleast one in each line iirc
>tfw greater east asian co-prosperity goal crease has been fatally damaged
gb better not have fucked this up after i come back from bath
>>75592290
A team in London would not get government backing like Red Star though and the KHL needs a significantly greater budget to compete, it would bleed money and probably fold within a couple of seasons.
Every real Hockey fan in GB would rather see the standard of the Elite League rise than have a KHL team in London.
>>75592354
how much money do you have on this game, pegga?
>>75592393
all of my pounds
>rod stewart is at this game
wew
>rags!
>>75592447
Number 18 is his son, Liam.
>>75592477
haha really? that's pretty cool
will we see GB in the championship division in our lifetimes lads?
how many hours until draft lottery
t. timezone man
FOUR FUCKING NIL
TEST US FOR ROIDS BECAUSE WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE
Hmm do you guys think there might be a correlation between putting trying to be fashionably retro by putting a pointless shoelace on your jersey and getting your asshole ravaged in round 1?
I feel like there might be a correlation...
nihon pls
stop watching meme hockey
>>75592612
2.5
The Lads.
>>75592785
Scratch that, 4 hours.
>>75592777
impressive numbers, but no
>>75592807
superior Scotts-Ulster genes on display right there
>>75592378
>>75592225
alright neil black
some of us welcome the prospect of a team in the second biggest league and believe the trickle down effect will elevate the level of play like it has in china
>>75592777
it's literally all we have
>>75592875
t. Kyrill
wtf more than one brit in the thread at once
It's time to get red of the draft lottery, it just encourages teams to tank.
We should start doing it the opposite way, where the better you do, the better your draft order is.
We should change it immediately.
>>75592942
No, Nigels just samefagginf
Whatever happened to that super skilled japanese kid? There was a youtube video of him
>>75592942
there's been at least two of us every time britain's played
i've been in every shorks gamethread too but >we're out now so i dont post as much
>>75592993
>five foot two
bust
Remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGNhsZ9KXZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkIvLigfb2o
>>75592946
Vancouver would riot again LOL
Fuck Linden and fuck yellow people
>>75592993
i don't know if he's the same but GoPro made a video with him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbTlsuRBfMg
He's still like 13.
>>75592942
There's quite a few brit hockey fans, There's just no place in the thread for us to talk our shitter league Hockey.
This is pretty much the only chance that we get to post anything relevant
>>75593039
It's not Laine's fault he's Japanese
So how are the refs gunna help the pens today lads?
>>75593065
12 now
his draft year is 2023 or 2024
>>75592946
I agree. It's unfair to teams like Edmonton that actually put a good product on the ice. Perpetual basement dwellers like Detroit need to be punished
can somebody Faceapp Lundpads pretty pls?
>>75592942
Ones a shork and the other is a Flim flamer
>>75593204
I'm neither of those
>>75593092
match penalties seem popular, maybe one to Wilson when a stiff breeze knocks Hagelin down
konichiwa anon-kun
>>75593204
i am one of those
>>75593204
im a finn
>dat save
whoa
nip powa pray time rads
shamefru dispray
>>75593266
Is Flash Gordon the team mascot from Belfast?
>>75594095
Is getting absolutely btfo but Estonia the mascot from the netherlands?
>balloons
absolutely amazing lads
very very happy to be quite honest with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
ritual seppuku with skate blade time
>>75594117
>Implying Dutch hockey was ever NOT btfo.
I've given up years ago.
>>75594563
garbage anthem tbqh
>>75594689
sorry lad
>>75594419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS9otcbp3tI
do hockey slags exist in the uk?
>>75594797
It's ok I've got Caps and my casual hockey league here. And scotch.
>>75594879
Nostialgia Critic is such a fag Jesus
how could have I ever watch this shit
>>75595050
some on the ice RIGHT NOW
>>75594689
Dutch hockey is looking bright, Lad
YER A CREDIT TA THA CITAY
>>75595275
setting the bar high there
>>75592505
>a fucking peacock scoring on your national team
>kill yourself afterwards from shame
>>75595362
>>75595362
>>75595362
>>75595362
NEW THREAD
>>75595362
>>75595362
>>75595362
>>75595362
Stop bullying Karlsson
>>75595452
>>75595452
proper, non early thread
Earlyfag btfo