/f1/ Formula 1 General - FERRARI 1-2 GRAZIE RAGAZZI

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1st for Sophia

3rd for VWL

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Will he wake up when September ends and Vettel seals the WDC?

Now that Vettel has been confirmed eternal GOAT how's your life changing?

>>75583610

You'll be second m8, give it time :^)

GRAZIE RAGAZZI FORZA FERRARI

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Reminder that the one swede who post here whom also rates Eric's son has no credibility whatsoever.

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I T A L I A

>>75583627

Maybe after GIMI

Tricky Richardo "Ricky" Ardon will finish the season without a podium

>>75583613
he will wake up in september 2052 when technology has reached a point where it can bring him back

>>75583650

Was referring to his post :^)

>>75583646

Just get rid of Palmer and Ericsson tbhfam. They are boringly shit and don't even provide any memes, they're just shit.

Stroll is at least good to laugh at and it makes it doubly hilarious to know that his dad will probably end up bankrupting himself to keep his wife's Jewish son in the sport

>three out of the four most replied threads on /sp/ right now were posted by me
wew

>>75583646
He is my friend, stop bullying!

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>tfw no toothpastes

C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y

>>75583704
Habbening time /f1/ is peak /sp/ desu.

>>75583680
What's gonna happen to Joe and Lee tho?

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Film when?

>>75583736
theyre all old fucks

Why do you keep posting this garbage

Is this the start of VWL pt.II?

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>>75583749
I think you need to relax a bit

>>75583649
Full kit wanker

SHITTERS CLOGGED

>>75583734

teatime suicide

I dunno I really don't care either way. He's probably just gonna follow in his dad's footsteps. He's not a bad guy and seems pretty genuine and more or less a "normal" dude but he just isn't F1 caliber. If you're a second slower than Nico "matched, if not outpaced by Sergio "literal paydriver" Perez" Hulkenmeme then you're just not meant to be driving in F1, let alone for a big team with constructor backing

>>75583680
>and don't even provide any memes
what are you on about, Palmer is pure meme

>>75583704
How much karma do you have?

>>75583777

Post pics

Also pour in 20 liters of boiling hot water

>>75583649
would you wear a Ferrari jacket like this in public?

>>75554194

I found noelposter

>>75583736
God tier
>Kimi
>Hamilton
>Ricciardo
>Stroll
>Vandoorne
>Massa

Good tier
>Bottas
>Hulkenberg
>Perez
>Palmer

OK tier
>Alonso
>Ericson

Shit tier
>Vettel
>Verstappen
>Ocon
>Magnussen
>Sainz
>Wehrlein

>>75583813
Yes

>>75583736
maise williams amx and jaden smithe lewis still make me internally kek

>>75583813
that would be dorftröttel as fuck

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>>75583821
ahahahh fuc

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>>75583727

:^)

>>75583863
some might say you have too many Noel pics

>>75583826
>Ocon
>Shit tier

He'll be racing for a big boy team in a few years

>>75583826

Alonso is god tier you ignorant chink

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>>75583887

>>75583887
>>75583727

>toothpastes actually think le overpush tires to the point of forced alternate strategy dude is somehow a GOAT

Look at China, he pushes hard as fuck, looks impressive, destroys his tires, Ricciardo has a smooth calm race for the most part and in the end they are seperated by like 0.2 seconds.

As gay as it is, proper race management is actually crucial for a driver and driving every lap flat out and taking all sorts of crazy lines to get past cars isn't going to be the best strategy and will probably come bite him in the ass if he ever gets into a true contender of a car.

It's also astounding how shit he is at qualifying considering how much he basically just does hotlapping simulator work for fun

>>75583826
>Ham God tier
>Bot just Good tier

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>>75583985
it's fine. they'll realise some day that he's never going to be the "great" that he's cracked up to be.

hopefully, the dutch will just lose interest in formula one after that, and we can finally be rid of them here

>>75583985
Somebody who gets it for once. At the end of the 1st stint Ricciardo is catching up quickly to Verstappen even after Ricciardo spent a fuckton of laps holding back the Ferraris. In the 2nd stint, which included a front wing adjustment, Ricciardo was significantly faster throughout the entire stint. Verstappen can manage a lead and tyres well, as shown in his victory. Ricciardo was just doing the same in Spain, and a 2 stop would have won him the race more comfortably than Verstappens 2 stop. There is more to racecraft then being a wunderkid in varaible conditions and really pushing hard.

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>0.059
Binland was this close

>>75584118
Still got 2 podiums though

>>75584125
That's like saying you got a couple of wristys from a bird while your mate managed to shag her

>>75584156

At the same time?

>no oil nitro
>mercedes ded

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>>75584115
>being able to overtake on new wet tyres
>wunderkind

still don't get this debate desu

>>75584118
kimi was up by half a tenth after his 2nd sector, on his previous best, then he fucked up last turn
vettel was almost two and half tenths up kimi's best time ( so actually two tenths up at the time kimi was out ) then he lost 1 and a half in the last sector so who knows

>>75583826
>Massa that high

How can someone from Brazil be so shit on rain?

>>75584059
>hopefully, the dutch will just lose interest in formula one after that, and we can finally be rid of them here
don't get my hopes up

then again most of them should be teenagers still, they'll go right back to minecraft livestreams

>>75584200
He was very good, and lucky at the start of China, which was a tricky track.

>>75584274
maybe we should make it happen

do you know if adrian sutil's still around? he knows a thing or two about killing off f1 drivers

fuck guys i fell asleep i missed it

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Poowis Hamilelton on exposed watch.

Let's talk about Honda here for a second.

The chinamen are shit.

>>75583902
maybeee

>>75584377
best engine in IndyCar atm tho

>>75584436
too bad those honda engines are made in america

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>Ferrari win
>3 Italians fly in from Turin just to watch our last home game of the season

FORZA SHRIMPS

wait a minute.. did Massa expose mad amx?

>>75584436
Wooooooowww INDYCAR!?!?

FUCKING AMAZING!

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Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt
Eeeeeeerika.

>>75584686
I went into a indy car thread the other day, didn't comment in the thread but I was surprised by the amount of vitriol all the merican posters had towards F1 and Alonso racing in the Indy 500, which is hilarious because a good portion of their drivers are F1 rejects who couldn't cut it in F1.

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>>75584576
Your lot are safe now aren't they from relegation right? But what about all the money troubles. Will that drag on for ages to get sorted out?

>>75584686
Glad you're impressed.
>>75584458
True. I wonder how HPD US would have done developing on the F1 engine rather than HPD Japan.
I can't believe a company would do single cylinder testing and then expect that performance to be representative of a 6 cylinder engines. It's no wonder it develops vibrations and goes to pieces.

>>75584796
That's because the ""bong"" hamilnigger likes to go in and shit up the threads like he does here.

>>75584796
Likely just in response to that Hamilton shitposter that plagues all motorsport threads.

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>>75584844
well then

>>75584868
Seems to like bothering your lot more now. Enjoy having him for a few weeks lad

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>>75584838
>"Full power? What you need full power all the time for?"
>"I can't believe madman is asking me for full power for 500 mile!"
>"Help police, this horrible madman be asking for full power for 50 mile!"

>>75584915
Just end me m8.
God I hope he does not molest the 500 threads or at least the people within them have the sense to not respond.

>>75584931
Give me all your McHonda Meme-magic!

Has there ever been a more embarrassing engine-constructor in the history of F1? I'm seriously asking.

What annoys me about crofty and brudle is that they talk like they are singing a musical, crofty specially. And always repeating the same stupid sentences like its a chores hurr AND SOMEHOW HE MANAGES TO STAY IN FRONT durr.

Somehow?? wtf? Cant they have a causal conversation when they are commentating?

>>75584983
Not that bad honestly, kept at it here for fair while but guess moved over to your end when mods only handed out warnings at best to all his reports on us. Either that or he followed that one cheeky american lad who pops in here for bants when drops bait to see who'll bite. Maybe they have some sort of ebony & ivory thing going on who can say. Shitposting without borders

>>75585025
Dubs for Gimi and Boltteri both overtake Vettel

>>75585025
>>75585085

dubs and Finland loses again

When will McLaren say enough is enough?

>>75585108
Dubs and Bottas and Hamilton collide

>>75585108
dubs and lewlew ruins everything, singles and binland wins something this year.

>>75585138
trouble is, the winning has already happened in bahrain

>>75585125
Who makes the road car Mclaren engines? Do not follow that stuff but assume little to no proper connection anyway

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Dubs for
1. Gimi
2. Bottas
3. Vettel
4. Massa

>>75585148

Dubs and you wank over Ted Kravitz right now

No dubs and I crywank myself to sleep thinking about how I haven't had sex since I was 17.

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>>75585170
let's try that again

>>75585157
You don't get jack shit for pole lad.

>>75585210
counts towards the pole position trophy

anyway, finland finished first once. won't happen again this year

>frogstappen once again btfo by a brazilian
he just can't compete

>>75585001
Lamborghini

at least Honda has their late 80s heyday to look back on

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>>75585252
Maybe if I try to get singles i will get dubs, really don't know

Anyway, why do you think Hamilton was so far behind?

>>75584213
Yeah supposedly he couldn't get good warm up lap(traffic) which costed him in the last sector
Also he was not happy in the radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr3xWj1wb3I

>>75585160

I'm pretty sure McLaren do

>>75585277
oh shit

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>>75585277

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>>75585277
We'll see about that

>>75585277
>dubs for the most probable outcome

laaaaaaame

>>75585288
>Maybe if I try to get singles i will get dubs
Absolute madman

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>>75585001

>>75585350
nice

>>75584868
>>75584844
yes I did see him and I thought he was a cunt, but I didn't interrupt because I was curious to see how /indy/ would react

hond ais gay

>>75585160
Mclaren mostly do their own engines for road cars at this point. I think they've said they can't afford to run an F1 engine dev project at the same time.

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>>75585001
I can't think of anything more embarrassing.

But I only started watching in 2007 so there might have been some more embarrassing shit that I am ignorant of. I guess those big Ferrari droughts were pretty embarrassing.

>>75585277

>Bottas dubs

Not so fast mate

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WHO CAN EVEN COMPETE

BIG DICK FINNS DOMINATE THE SPORT

SUCK MINE

>>75585001
>Honda
>most embarrassing engine-constructor in the history of F1

>75 poles
>69 wins
>6 WCCs

how new are you?

>>75585001

Not really. I'm not an F1 turbo autist knowing every single detail of every single season, but there has never been such a ridiculous failure from a prominent big budget constructor in association with a team that is supposed to, by all accounts, actually be a top contender for victories and whatnot.

Toyota paying Ralf Schumacher like 30 million or some shit to drive for them because they thought he was Michael is a pretty good contender as well, although it's just fucking hilarious. Toyota in F1 in general was pretty lackluster overall but not TOTALLY embarrassing.

Japanese people are a pure meme

>>75585935
stop drinking, hanno

>>75585458
Not well when the posts are spammed laughing and aren't even subtle.
Saying Indy is not as popular is a statement of fact, it's a niche motorsport. All I want Indycar to be is healthy with a few million TV viewers in the states like CART was.

>>75585944
>Michael Schumacher
>91 wins
>7 WDCs

Honda BTFO by only one (1) driver

>>75584059
>hopefully, the dutch will just lose interest in formula one after that, and we can finally be rid of them here

Verschoor Verschoor

>>75585935

There's literally never been a sub-par Finnish F1 driver. Worst is maybe Salo and he's still basically a race winner. No Finnish paydrivers, no Finnish richkids from Stroll-tier families who just bankroll their entire careers. Every single Finn is in F1 on merit alone pretty much, feels good

>>75585944

I don't see how that makes Honda's 2000's venture any less embarrassing for them. Or how it makes the current situation any less sudoku tier for them. Competition back in those days was so much less advanced and professional and "easy" to dominate.

Pat Symonds said something like the amount of work that went into a 2013 Manor would have resulted in a car that would have destroyed Ferrari in the early 2000s. I dunno if he is over exaggerating but the point is that the rate of development is astounding compared to the past and Honda's achievements in the 80s mean fuck all if they can't make an engine that is better or more reliable than a Merc from 2014. Especially when the Italian spaghetti masters of choking have managed to make a good engine and even fucking RENAULT has stringed together something passable.

Honda apologists are the worst, they deserve literally no sympathy, especially knowing that their failures are basically caused by their shitty JAPAN STRONK business practices

>>75585160
>>75585578
>>75585293
the bulk of the engine stuff is made by Ricardo, engine company from south England. McLaren only do assembly iirc

>>75586197
>There's literally never been a sub-par Finnish F1 driver.
Heikki Kovalainen

>>75586197
>Keke
>not sub-par

>>>75586197
>There's literally never been a sub-par Finnish F1 driver.
Heikki Kovalainen

>Stroll-tier families who just bankroll their entire careers
Who else is Stroll Tier, Stroll is literally a precedent amongst pay drivers

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>>75585277

>>75586269
>>75586334

Pole and a race win, got signed by McLaren for no particular reason other than his driving and Ron's autism for Finland

Yea he isn't amazing but he really wasn't the worst. Career pre-McLaren really was the highlight though

>>75586331

>WDC
>mustache
>alpha as fuck
>respected and talked highly of by every single teammate he ever had

Keke is what a racing driver should be, it astounds me his genes made a Nico, German blood must have cucked him

>>75585001
Subaru
Yamaha
Hart
Peugeot
Asiatech
Motori Moderni
and, best of all, Life

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>>75586419
>one race won

>>75586197
>who is Leo Kinnunen
>who is Mikko Kozarowitzky

>>75586520

memes

>>75586479

The WORST F1 driver from Finland is a racewinner and polesitter

What about Princess Pascal or the other 1000 German shits of the last few decades?

>>75586567
I never claimed that German drivers were the best.
Countries that have a higher quote of F1 drivers are bound to have some shitty ones from time to time

>>75586520
>Mikko Kozarowitzky
Only drivers who actually started a race count.

>>75586197
3 paragraph fin is that you? :D

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Threadly reminder that the Title will be won this year by a team developed in the Heart of England, and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>75586567
Heikki did get to drive a 2008 McLaren.

What has Princess Pascal driven.

>>75586709
Silly Britbong, Ferrari is sat in Italy

>>75586709
Maranello isn't in the UK you cuck

Something that I've missed during todays quali?

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>>75586709
I don't think Maranello is anywhere near to England. Are you comfortable with your geographics?

>>75586752
>>75586774
>Ferrari

Must be like what supporting Arsenal or Liverpool is like

>>75586679

Yes lol

Been posting a lot less recently because >work

>>75586803
>it's another shitposting britbong episode

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>>75586709
Heart of England stretches a long way

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Threadly reminder that British Engineering has dominated F1 since 2008 (McLaren) and won every title since.

U mad rest of world?

>>75586885
You can cross from England to france with a car?

>>75586916
>his country has cheap labour
lmao

>>75586942
ferry

>>75586942
Of course you can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVjo6YOT3Zg

>>75586942
they let cars into the chunnel now

>>75586957
It's called Intellect and Racing Pedigree

>>75586916

>all other competition is basically spaghetti niggers or some swiss backmarker

wew baby really hard to dominate as a brit when most of the cars are made there anyway

Name me one British road car that survives 2 or even 1 decades of Finnish winter as a daily driver

>>75587002
>75587002
in other news, the U.S. has won every single Superbowl, ever.

>>75587003
Name me one Finnish F1 manufacturer

I'll wait...

>>75583575
Questo e il nostro anno

>>75587031
AAW Racing Team

>>75587051
Not bad, not bad at all
Also
>Mercedes
>Brits

>>75586885
"maranello is ours
maranello is ours
you italian bastards
maranello is ours"

>>75586942
It's only a 5 metre gap. There's a ramp at Calais for those who dare to jump over. Many survive

>>75587031

Lol true, however

Name me one car that is outsourced to be built in Finland that isn't among the most reliable and well-built in the history of the car manufacturer in question

>name one good current British F1 driver who isn't black

>>75587110
daryl liked it on fagbook

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>>75587145
And we have footage of a child trying to cross.

>tfw snowing so hard that there's actually already 1 cm of snow on the ground that isn't melting immediately

t-thanks finland

I love living here

>>75587118
"We'll just call you Steve
We'll just call you Steeeeeeeve
Sergio Marchionne
We'll just call you Steve"

>>75587163
Lewis Hamilton

Link me to Ted "jew" Kravitzenberg's Schindler's Notebook pls

I have bad autism

>>75587231

Name one F1 driver who isn't my dad

>>75587206
weird weather hitting you too, Jarppi?

It's nearly may and still reaching 30 degrees where I am. Hasn't rained all month.

I welcome it.

>>75587163
DELETE THIS

>>75586960
makes sense, I was just thinking about the driving sides when you get there

qualifying jewbook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRtqfDqPI3E

>>75587234
Ted's Quality Notebook

https://youtu.be/TRtqfDqPI3E

>>75587539
>dat blonde woman in the thumbnail
why do I always fall in love so quickly?

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>>75586815
Well shit, good to know you're still around.

>tfw work/life has kept me away since China

>>75587548
too slow, Abu Bakr al-Stockhomi

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>>75587579
you just know

>>75587539
>>75587548
>posting teds notebook here

this place literally IS reddit

>>75587655
reckon he knocked her up and had to leave because of it

>>75587539
>4:10
HOLY SHIT IT'S ON

>>75587579
Because you're a beta virgin that can't do anything without thinking with your dick.

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>>75587610
>abo calling me abu

Pottery

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What kind of career you think Ocon will have?

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what went wrong?

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>>75587913

Even Lazenby can't stand Kravitzberg.

>>75587949
Byrne came back, and Aldo Costa (trained by Byrne) was designing the Merc.

>>75587913
Invite that man to /sp/, stat!

>>75587836
Well he's won like two races in my Motorsport Manager game so I think he'll be prettt successful.

So how did Crofty, Ted and friends explain away Hamilton being half a second slower than Bottas?

>>75588161
there is nothing to explain he fucked up his lap

>>75588290
it's all Hulk's fault

>>75586916
Mclaren didn't win the constructor's since 1998 you british cunt.

>>75588161
the sun was too bright

>Kai "utter philistine" Ebel thinks Theodore "utter philistine" Slotover is "the funniest English man in the paddock"

I think that settles that, then. German humour stereotype really is accurate.

>>75588681
he might have been sarcastic

>>75588161
thingken of Nicole

>>75588681
>Kai
>Ted

why is F1 so gay?

>>75588738
Kai is too much of an uncultured neanderthal to grasp the concept of sarcasm. He dresses like a homeless orphan raised naked in a farm shed who has been gifted a limitless supply of money so has no exposure to fashion

>>75588681
>>75588814
leave kai alone

I hate that Ferrari and Mercedes are almost 2 seconds faster than the next best team?

>>75588861
>?
Do you?

>>75588861
Wasn't supposed to be a question btw

>>75588861
>>75588861
why are you so unsure of your opinion!

>>75588816
>He dresses like a homeless orphan raised naked in a farm shed who has been gifted a limitless supply of money so has no exposure to fashion
it's easier to say "he dressed like a German"

>>75588861
because Red Bull shit the bed this year w/r/t aero (i.e., Newey EXPOSED)

>>75588892
then don't put a question mark you ballbag?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEdbW09zKro
0:47
Are all the Dutch so rude?

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>>75587705
>not watching it for the autism

anyway, do you want to neflix and chill, mr lauda?

>>75587539
This is more autismal than normal what the fuck.

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>>75587539
>I hear you're not a fan of Lewis Hamilton.
>You might need to be a fan of my fists, then.

>>75588861

B-but you don't find it exciting watching the same 4 assholes run around the track virtually unopposed throughout the entire race?

>>75586916
does not make engine. does not make gearbox. does not make tires. does not make brakes. does not make the electronics.

yet, thinks britisth engineering dominates F1.

>>75589221
dont mind him. brits are just salty after being reduced to a couple inbred islands after ruling over a quarter of the world

>>75588861
Because this sport is not about having a close field

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>cars are going faster
>races become more boring
gets jogging hming

>>75589228
press the button receive jenson

>>75589527
Or competition, or excitement...

>>75589573
>gets jogging hming

did you have a stroke while writing this?

>>75583784
the day will you come when even you will rate Hülkenberg, you fucking asshole

>>75589651

only memes

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>>75589667
yes

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How do you go from this..

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..to this?

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>>75589697

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>>75590215
>not posting the unedited version

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>>75587539
>''You're one of the funniest English guys in the whole paddock''
Kai ''THE RECKLESS'' Ebel

He knows he could punch Ted's lights out once and for all and he actually forces it once more at 5:20.

Is he, dare I say it /our guy/?

>>75590276
>>75590276
that's a big alonso

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>>75590308
You know they have...

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>>75590331
for you.

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>>75590331
F-For you :-)

>>75590415
>>75590435
If that Honda engine blows up again, will he die?

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>>75590456
it would be embarrassing, very embarrassing!

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JUST REMEMBER YOU HAVE THE MORAL OBLIGATION TO LET LEWIS WIN TOTO. JUST REMEMBER YOU HAVE THE MORAL OBLIGATION TO LET LEWIS WIN TOTO. JUST REMEMBER YOU HAVE THE MORAL OBLIGATION TO LET LEWIS WIN TOTO. JUST REMEMBER YOU HAVE THE MORAL OBLIGATION TO LET LEWIS WIN TOTO. JUST REMEMBER YOU HAVE THE MORAL OBLIGATION TO LET LEWIS WIN TOTO. JUST REMEMBER YOU HAVE THE MORAL OBLIGATION TO LET LEWIS WIN TOTO. JUST REMEMBER YOU HAVE THE MORAL OBLIGATION TO LET LEWIS WIN TOTO. JUST REMEMBER YOU HAVE THE MORAL OBLIGATION TO LET LEWIS WIN TOTO. JUST REMEMBER YOU HAVE THE MORAL OBLIGATION TO LET LEWIS WIN TOTO. JUST REMEMBER YOU HAVE THE MORAL OBLIGATION TO LET LEWIS WIN TOTO. JUST REMEMBER YOU HAVE THE MORAL OBLIGATION TO LET LEWIS WIN TOTO.

>>75586567
>The WORST F1 driver from Finland is a racewinner and polesitter
What kind of argument is that? It's like saying the worst colored African driver is a 3 time world champ to prove African drviers are better than other drivers.

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threadly reminder that YOU HAVE THE MORAL OBLIGATION TO LET LEWIS WIN

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>>75590660
THE MORAL OBLIGATION

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>mfw tomorrow I'll likely miss race start because I'll be at resturant

>>75590726
Do Italian restaurants not have tvs for visitors?

>>75590726
There are restaurants in Italy that don't broadcast the race? You're going to eat kebab?

>>75590726
Lterally every restaurant in Italy has a big screen with major sporting events playing. But JUST REMEMBER YOU HAVE THE MORAL OBLIGATION TO LET LEWIS WIn

where did MORAL OBLIGATION come from?

>>75590752
>>75590746
>>75590791

Football lads

Plus it's a pretty luxurious place and not a low tier/tourist place so I'm not sure they'll have a screen at all.

GRAZIE RAGAZIE RAVIOLO SPAGHETTI GARLIC BREADI

>>75590825
Austria 2016 post race TED made it clear that YOU HAVE THE MORAL OBLIGATION TO LET LEWIS WIN.

>>75590726
>Luigi comes out widda pizza
>unsteady on his feet
>trips, pizza goes splat on the floor
>suddenly you have a bad feeling
>turn on the TV
>Ferraris took each other out at turn 1

>>75590308

>tfw you realize Kai Ebel is the most senior F1 journalist out there, having worked in the sport since 1988

really makes you think

>>75590845
>shitty rigged corrupt Italian club football over a Ferrari front row in Tifosi land
ok

>>75590845
Just watch it on your phone

>>75590889
makes me think he must have banked a lot in those years

>>75590899

At least is gonna be Roma-Lazio if I'm not wrong, if we are lucky some fan and/or player gonna die and there will be some fan

>>75590870

pls no

>>75590870
kek'd

>Not paying Mamma Rosella a visit on raceday wearing your #blessed #44 Shirt, fancy jewellery, ordering fish and chips and Monster Energy #44 Edition.

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>>75591017

KIMI WILL WIN THIS RACE
SCREENCAP THIS

>>75591071
amx will die
numbers

>>75591048
>Potato and Pasta
what sort of combination is this

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>>75591138
amx will monger himself

digits confirm

RAI
VET
HUL

>>75591180
german-italian friendship

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>>75591202
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>75591229
pshh, they don't know

>>75591229
>german-italian
>friendship
You should know better than most to not trust the Italians.

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>>75591202
RAI
BOT
BOT

>>75583649
why is the guy on the right wearing his pyjamas?

Where can I buy MONSTER 44?

>>75591525
lh44.dab/fanshop

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KVY
RIC
VER

I want to believe

inb4 hamilton chimpout and he causes a pileup in turn 3

>>75588816
He may look like a neanderthal but he's actually pretty bright. He's just le funny German outfit man for the bants.

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>>75587949
>what went wrong?

Vettel went to Ferrari

>>75590889
Joe's Award is FUMING

>>75591826
>for the bants.
here I thought it was because he has a very lucrative sponsorship with that multi-millionaire """"fashion"""" """"designer"""" who also sponsors Hülkenberg and the corpse of Michael Schumacher

>>75587548
>That amount of ads

Fucking hell, no wonder f1 strike the videos

>>75591980
Yeah that's now and because he's smart. He started doing it much earlier just to stand out and for fun.

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*tips hat*

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He's not finished yet boys!

Apparently he wants £1.5 million and no arms or legs!

The absolute MADMAN!

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>>75590791
>every restaurant

I bet you just went to restaurants in Italy where the menu is also in dutch, right?
What's your fav Pizza btw? With sausage and fries I guess?

>>75592922
Who wouldn't give an arm and a leg for £1.5mil? He's just got a head start is all.

>>75591315
At least britbongs were great allies in the past.
Wait...
REAL Brexit when? I'm so looking forward to your misery.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxW3SF9eKuM

soooo autistic

Is gimi actually giving a fug now or what happened?

Does anyone upload the full race in english to places like Vimeo/Dailymotion?
I don't feel like staying up all night just to watch this race.

>>75590889
How many driver's boipuccis was he able to desecrate?

>>75593161
To see yours I only have to look to now, Mini-Klaus.

>>75593043
MAASKANTJE!

This show defined how I see the toothpastes.

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>>75593743
People are just always overreacting, whatever he does. He's the same Kimi as always. Don't feel harassed pls btw.

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>>75593743
>Gimi
>Having tangible emotion

>>75592922
>Mark Sumpter
is an anagram of
>Stump Maker

>>75595264
no it isn't, you accidentally an r

>>75594283
its 9am dumbass

I have a question - why would the timing line for stuff like qualifying be on a different part of the track to the start/finish line? Why not make it be the same point on the track?

who will take lewis' seat next season?

http://www.nst.com.my/node/234668/amp

>Ecclestone made us 'look like idiots'
With jews, you lose.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qG1QLTkCoU

Based Eddie fucking roasting Toto Wolff

>>75597347
Fernando and Lewis will exchange seats. Screencap me.

>>75597554
what i wouldn't give to see this

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Red Bull is shit

>>75597688
rude use of dubs

>>75583623
I'm happy for ferrari for being able to produce a winning car again, Mercedes blowout was getting boring.
Now we just need McLaren or Williams to pull their finger out.

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>>75597383
>a combination of low attendances and high fees, with the government spending some US$67.6 million annually to stage a race

Using your shitty "race" series to steal money from poor ass Malaysians, and other poverty tier nations like Brazil, should be a capital offense.

The Bernie Jew should be hung by the neck until dead.

>>75591315
>brits talking about trust

top
fucking
lel

literally the slimiest, least trustworthy country thorough history and f1.

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>>75598638
How much did you get paid to make this post?

Boullier:

>I'm very confident to tell you that Eddie Jordan is wrong, he said when asked by Motorsport.com

Wolff:

>They don't need our engine," said the Austrian. They have a Honda relationship that is going through a difficult phase at the moment

>ButMcLarenand Honda have the resource, the human resource and financial resource, to drag themselves out of the difficult situation

>>75590141
>>75590177
Finns

>>75598115
Or maybe, the Malaysian government should not have been so dumb to agree with his demands

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>>75594451
I'd tell you to enjoy your lower standards of living but you'd celebrate by increasing your fizzy drink intake at the expense of purchasing the toothpaste you need for your already cavity-plagued, yellowed teeth

pic unrelated

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>>75599584
Non-whites not welcome.

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>>75599258
>thinks politicians give two shits about spending poor peoples shekels to enrich themselves

Who could be behind this post?

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>>75599805
kek

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>>75599983
Oh dear.

>>75599983
But that is a proud american driver

>>75600014
That's a nice picture of birmingham you've got there.

>>75600411
Sweden must be really bad if you confuse it with Birmingham.

>>75597554
i so hope you're right

hamilnigger spends the rest of his career +2.000 off the pace, alonso gets to be cucked by vettel for the third time in his career