/Bundesliga/: Matchday 31

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is this the thread for Glubb vs. VfB?

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>>75579583
It better be

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A fraud?

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>>75579752

Watch him bottle the league! He makes Poop look like a messiah.

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>>75579752

WIR WURDEN BESCHISSEN!

>>75579835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhqpXhPlkmA

Can't wait for the Real Based game.

>>75579893
>meine militanten Kinder hören zu
one of the moments where the German version is superior.

>>75579969
What does it say in english? Too lazy to google it right now.

>>75579893
someone gotta make a rumenigge version desu

>>75579980
>my damn wiener kids are listening
if I remember correctly

>simpsons
>good

>>75580019
>t. justin-jamal, 18y/o

>>75580019
the good episodes are probably way older than you

>>75580019
kys

>tfw I know a real Sören and always have to think of /bundes/ meme names when I see him

too easy

Geeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddd mooooooiiiiiiioiiooooooorning

>the absolute state of buttgart

>>75580166
Is Julian green been good?

>>75580175
more or less just tuned in so cant tell

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>>75580214
Ok thx.

Just a reminder that Dominic Thiem vs Andie Murrie (Barcelona open semi final) is about to start

>>75580019
I'm sorry that your mom spread her legs for a nigger

>prutfart
LMAO

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>>75579267
>Bayernliga

>>75580462
Bayernliga Nord oder Süd?

>>75580462
>Auto

Stupid Ivan, everybody knows that Hitler was a Schalke fan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIFNBZU0xGg

this appears to be the bundes.

yes.

>>75580489
ich weiß es nicht

>>75580508
God I wish that were me

>>75580508
>Hitler was a Schalke fan.
I know

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>>75580508
true

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>>75579267

Post your face when Bayern chokes the league away to /energy/.

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>>75580617
>Gazprom

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Who /Rainer Winkler/ here?

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>>75580617
GGazprom is evil
I knew it

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>>75580626

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>>75580626
Real based

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>>75580626

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>>75580669
yes

>>75580778
That photo was shot in cologne.

>>75580669
>>75580778
Same kc tier fag pls go

>>75580799
>cologne

GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK GINCZEK

>>75580778
>this is what the average DL troll looks like
sad!

Should be an easy victory for the Freiburg lads today.

Also when did Werder revive themselves and climb back to the top 8? Missed like half the season because of college.

>Nürnberg

>>75580917
>not recognizing boneclinks

>>75580933
Kruse is in god mode right now

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>>75580626

>>75580957
No idea who this is and I don't wanna know. Thanks for the conversation.

Thiem destroying the world Nr. 1 Andy Murray rn

>wanting Rattenball to win the league

absolut ekelhaft

>>75581051
ok. have a great day

>>75581063
I think its not about rattenball winning but buyern choking

>>75581063
t customer

Watching the F1 quali

Ergebenises

BVB 1 - 3 Köln

Mainz 1- 4 Gladbach
Real Based Leipzig 2 - 0 ingolstadt

Bremen 1 - 0 Hertha

Darn 1 -1 Freißurg
Wolfsberger AC 2 - 4 München

>>75581111
Czech'd

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>>75580626

>>75581063
personally I want Real Based to win it

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>>75580626
german football on eternal suicide watch if that happens

>>75581313
it would be the exact opposite desu.

alright I'm off to the toilet

>>75581368
But what about the >muh 50+1 rule? You guys seemed pretty upset about that.

>>75581537
only Bayern customers and a few other traditionscucks that enjoy their own shitness.

>>75581537

The 50+1 rule is essentially a monopoly for Bayern to guarantee that their own German players are either starters for the German team, or a good contender.

This means that Bayern can have the best Germans and the rest of the league is forced to field shitty Germans.

>>75581589
>>75581625
wtf I love lelzig now

>buttgart paying the refs again

>lelsruhe

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Is there a more clutch team in 2nd /bundes/ right now?

watching bvb if i get a stream

>>75581859
shouldve been 3:3. at least 1 benuldi not given for nürnberg

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>>75580626

>>75581859
How has Green looked?

the quali was exciting

Mainz: Huth, Donati, Bell, Hack, Brosinski, Frei, Latza, Quaison, Bojan, Onisiwo, Muto
vs
Gladbach: Sommer, Elvedi, Christensen, Vestergaard, N.Schulz, Bénes, Dahoud, Herrmann, Stindl, Hofmann, Hahn

Dortmund: Bürki, Durm, Sokratis, Ginter, Schmelzer, Weigl, Castro, Pulisic, Kagawa, Reus, Aubameyang
vs
Köln: Horn, Klünter, Sörensen, Subotic, Heintz, Hector, Lehmann, Jojic, Bittencourt, Rudnevs, Modeste

Darmstadt: Esser, Sirigu, Kamavuaka, Sulu, Banggaard, Holland, Gondorf, Altintop, Vrancic, Heller, Platte
vs
Freiburg: Schwolow, Ignjovski, Söyüncü, Kempf, Günter, Höfler, Frantz, Bulut, Haberer, Petersen, Niederlechner

RB Leipzig: Gulacsi, Bernardo, Ilsanker, Upamecano, Halstenberg, Demme, Keita, Sabitzer, Forsberg, Werner, Poulsen
vs
Ingolstadt: Hansen, Hadergjonaj, Matip, Tisserand, Suttner, Roger, Cohen, Morales, Kittel, Leckie, Lezcano

Bremen: Wiedwald, Gebre Selassie, Sané, Moisander, Bauer, Veljkovic, Grillitsch, Eggestein, Junuzovic, Bartels, Kruse
vs
Hertha: Jarstein, Pekarik, Langkamp, Torunarigha, Mittelstädt, Skjelbred, Allan, Esswein, Darida, Kalou, Ibisevic

>>75582422
MÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖP MÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖP

>>75582266
Yes

>>75582263
feelsbadman

>>75582158
Respond. Pls.

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>I rate timo horn

>>75582484
he didn't even play

>>75582463
Yes. I'm pretty sure Bröndby - Karlsruhe was actually the first club game I ever saw live, excluding lower league football.

>>75582484
didnt play m8

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>>75582422
BENES :DDDDDD

Also, that Leipzig CB partnership is pure JUST-tier

>>75582520
>>75582524
Sorry

>>75582534
They're buying AC this summer.

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>>75582509
no need for meme arrows

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>>75579624
A Commando Cannstatt Pepe!

Also east french KSCum got relegated by Based Lautern

>>75582422
PULIGOD

QUICK, TELL THE AMERICANS TO WATCH OUR LEAGUE

VfB Stuttgart just had a comeback win to stay top of the league, at the same time as KSC was relegated to division three... proof of meme magic. Jump on the bandwagon before it's too late /bundes/!

>>75582634
>it's a fox shows NASCAR over bundesliga on FS1 episode

Ugh

dumb phoneposter

>>75582739
Thiem dropped the second set to Murray
:(

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>>75582654
>Not being a Buttgart Fan from the very beginning.

What's with da balloons?

>>75582748
Fuck off to /bennis/

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still no goal

kill all drachenposter

free kicki for Dortmund

>>75582970
he needs to fuck off to KC

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Reminder that Catholics are no bueno and therefore BVB shall win

Based Werder

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what went right?

TOOOOR IN BREMEN

DÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

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Who the fuck is supposed to stop them?

>>75583021
WWEEERRRDEERRRR!

>Premier League

What an unappealing set of matches

>>75583037
inb4 denmark shlicks herself over delaney

Werder will do a Lester next season

>>75583056
she's dry

>>75583037
Robbie Kruse


you now remember Serge Gnabry

>>75583067
2016 or 2017 version?

>>75583067
no lol

>>75583071
Who the fuck needs Gnabry, when you have Bartels+Kruse?

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Zanka to Werder please

wtf?

KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE KRUSE

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>75583067
never!

Is it too late to jump on the Bremen bandwagon? They seem based now they got their shit together

>the city of Berlin

>>75583074
2016

That Kurse kid, what a talent! Is he better than Pulisic?

>>75583131
No
>tfw been on it since January

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>when you've been a Bremen bandwagoner since they got rid of Skripnik

>>75583131
Bremen is crap and incredibly boring.

>>75583146
k y s
y
s

>>75583121

Why does Jogi hate him?

>today's premier league program
Oh dear

>>75583142
yes

>>75583163
He's heterosexual

>>75583153
>Skripnik
now we are talking. this guy was such a joke. Whatever, since I am from Hamburg, i cant join th bremen bandwaon ... implying I even would.

Hamburg will march like this in the next season, mark my words. They just need to get rid of Gisdol

>Upamecano was """""""bought"""""""" for 10+ million

>>75583177

What? It's 2017!

>>75583197
fuck off, Gisdol is based

>>75583197
>Hamburgs solution to all problems is to get rid of the manager

EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

hi i love germany

bye now

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>>75583163
Because of that one certain party night in Berlin he had + his famous dick pick that he sent out to his side bitch

Not very good PR, but yeah, by sheer performance, Kruse should absolutely return to the NT

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>>75583197
>They just need to get rid of Gisdol

t. false-flagging Bremen supporter that wants to destroy the HSV

>>75583070
>>75583084

that certainly doesn't stop her

>>75583197
ok m8
gisdol is gud

Why is it that Hamburg are so bad that they can't even have a fluke season like Mainz, Augsburg, Frankfurt, Hertha etc. have? Or just a fluke Hinrunde and then quietly drop down and finish 13th without being in real trouble.

>tfw bremen is amongst the top 5 in the second half of the season

>>75583254
>implying 2017/18 won't be Hamburg's season

>>75583254
>Dumbmark doesn't remember HIV in the euro league

>>75583244
>>75583244

What? Boateng gets to order some GNTM skank to the team hotel and Kruse is screwed over for something he did as a privat citizen? Makes perfect sense.

Schalke will win the league next year

>>75583267
More than half a decade ago.
I did just find out they finished 10th last season so I guess I was wrong.

>>75583277
did you watch his cheeky wank video?

>>75583277
Boateng gets Negerbonus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02E3GijB0Ic

The Mannschaft is an example for integration, so all the shitskins get forgiven

>>75583277
I get what youre saying but Boatengs affair was private business too

>>75583301
will you show me?

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Damn... 1/2

tbf, Kruse was mediocre for the NT

Köln is gonna win this. Dortmund is back to wasting a million chances.

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>>75583310
Respect 2/2

>>75583277
Both Gina-Lisa and Boateng denied that they fucked tho

Boateng is a married man and father (to a Turkish woman, I guess to troll AfD to the maximum)

>>75583321
lyl

>>75583310
>>75583328
Well there has been a "Fanfreundschaft" for years now.

>>75583335

Of course they didn't. Gina-Lisa is a classy woman that doesn't do shit like that.

>>75580626
my face when

>>75580687
you saved that as "very nice and gay" no?

>>75583335
>boateng is a father to a turkish woman
huh?

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>>75583310
>le ebin Köln xdd
cringe

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>>75583321

What's his name on Chaturbate?

>>75583304

Not my neighbour.

>>75583335
>no genes ruined
why would AfD be mad

>>75583373
wut

He's married to a Turkish woman and his daughter is therefore mixed black/turkish, the absolute horror for AfD

>>75583376
spoken like a true customer

>>75583398
>t. spürbar anders (bezüglich der sexuellen Orientierung)

>>75583398
spoken like a true redditor

jesus dortmund

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>mfw I just realized Köln is Dortmund II

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>>75583335
>>75583348
honestly how women can think this shit looks good is beyond me. I mean why fuck yourself up on purpose

http://www.sport1.de/fussball/dfb-team/2017/04/joachim-loew-schwaermt-von-max-kruse-chancen-auf-dfb-comeback-steigen

>Bundestrainer Joachim Löw hat Werder Bremens Torjäger Max Kruse erneut Hoffnung auf ein baldiges Comeback in der Nationalmannschaft gemacht.

>"Ich habe nie gesagt, dass seine Karriere in der Nationalmannschaft zu Ende ist", sagte Löw am Donnerstag in Hamburg. Kruse habe "sicherlich mal einen Denkzettel erhalten. Aber wenn man ihn jetzt sieht, freue ich mich über seine Leistung."

>Kruse ist, das hatte Löw bereits zu Wochenbeginn gesagt, eine Option für den Confed Cup in Russland (17. Juni bis 2. Juli). Eine Entscheidung fällt in den kommenden Wochen. "Die Kadernominierung wird vor dem letzten Bundesliga-Spieltag sein", sagte Löw. "Definitive Entscheidungen" seien noch nicht gefallen, sagte Löw und verwies auf anstehende Gespräche mit Vereinen und Spielern.

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>>75583285
>Schalke

Most people don't even remember the last time Schalke was a contender for the titel (pic related).

>>75583424
tht u? looking good hun :)

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>hating on based EffZeh
pfui

>goal disallowed in Dortmund
lamo, I guess it's not a Pokal final this time

Sisters had to do overtime at the brothel so i came late, what did I miss?

dortmund getting refball'd hard

>>75583443
dortmund wasting chances

>>75583443
Bremen tooting around

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>>75583424
wow :(

>tfw she looks 15 years older than she actually is

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Thiem breaks Murry to reach the Barcelona final

>>75583435
>ywn be this happy

>>75583430
>forgetting 2007

10 years ago, back when Bayern unironically missed the Top3

>>75583396
>therefore mixed black/turkish

yet somehow she's also german. (((Magic))), isn't it?

>>75583493
>>>/pol/

Why Durm is so shit?

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Are >our players tired or does taktiktuchel seriously not see a problem with us being seriously outnumbered in offence?

Also why is everyone trying blooters from outside the box?

>>75583493
By citizenship yes, but AfD cares more about ethnicity/race

>>75583493
read >>75583509

>>75583424
She fucked Boateng so plastic surgery still isn't the poorest decision in her life.

>all those empty seats in Leipzig
lamo

>>75583443
>Sisters had to do overtime at the brothel so i came late

Did they had to do overtime because you came late?

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>>75583486
>Thiem breaks Murry

>>75583486
>le hit the ball very hard and run around a lot man

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>i care about the skin color of whom other people fuck

please kill yourselves

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>>75583510
1. FC Saarbrücken youth product

>>75583544
If i fuck my sisters they spend less time taking money from fat americunts so my village can buy shares. Are you actually retarded or just not very business minded?

>>75583521
Citizenship is bound to ethnicity by german law. But who the hell cares about law these days. Amirite?

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>>75583551

Always worked for our tennis players.

>>75583582
are there really many american sex tourists in your country?

i know that europeans prefer thailand generally, which is weird because filipanas are better looking I think (although I'm generally not a fan of Asian women)

>Sören-sen

>>75583592
The older Melzer is a pretty good technician, but the again, he only played close to his full level for 6 months

I wish I could watch the bundes like I did before

>>75583619
>Asian women
>women

There's the problem in your logic.

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>>75583551
le hit the ball very hard and run around a lot future goat

>>75583550
is he popular in austria?

he is VERY popular in Muenster by the looks of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgBZs8arHq4

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>>75583629

Entire career vermelzert.

>>75583619
all white people are americans to me desu

Maybe some of them are german idk. I stole my first jersey from some guy from dortmund someone gave a tittyjob to.

>intestine town suddenly got gud

>>75583620
My brother's name is Sören

>>75583631
Same

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>>75583670
>mfw they do a lester great escape-league title winners in back2back sesons

>>75583589
not quite. google Optionsmodell.

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>>75583658
>tfw no girl will ever look at you like this

>>75583658
amongst people that watch tennis he's crazy popular, but he isn't nearly as iconic as the footballers, alpine skiers and ski jumpers

>>75583664
americans are only 60% white, fat and generally quite dumb
they are not a good representation for white people, pls don't lump us together with them

>>75583658
>is he popular in austria?
>he is VERY popular in Muenster by the looks of it

I am personally insulted if he didn't hit this one.

>>75583695
;-;

IF THIS NIGHT IS NOT FOREVER, AT LEAST WE ARE TOGETHER, I KNOW I'M NOT ALONE, I KNOW I'M NOT ALONE

>>75583742
But you are alone anon. Forever.

>>75583750
;_;

>tfw dreamed about my ex-gf some days ago

We split 2 years ago....

>>75583779
Lol what a loser hahaha

>>75583779
she knutsches other boys now

>>75583449
normal as always I see

>>75583779
I-I'm sorry anon, I was just trying to get some conversation going ;_;

>>75583832
and you remain knutschesless?

>>75583693

Nice try. but this is not consistent with the german constitution.

>>75583810
>you will never live in the US where most girls are willing sluts and down to fuck

;_;

>Coffee and quesadillas on breakfast while watching bundes
Maximum comfy.

>Schürrle's new gf

Hot as fuck, how does he do it?
He's quite ugly, yet always gets hot bitches.

>>75583876
are you an idiot?

>>75583876
really anon?

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>>75583876
>be rich, super fit soccer player
????
have really hot girls that want the D

bravo

>>75583853
and yet I havent fugged in over 5 years

>>75583849
:^*

>>75583876
Gee man I dunno

>>75583876
>what is money

>>75583876
Most women love money above everything else and are ready to make compromises look-wise if their partner has an attractive banking account.

>>75583876

He must be a really nice guy. Women love nice guys.

>>75583876
just be yourself, I'm sure that works for him

>>75583851
well then go look for a lawyer and go to Karlsruhe. The court is probably judge in your favour if it's against the basic law.

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>>75583876
€€€

>>75583915
most likely this

>>75583886
>>75583895
>>75583906
>>75583910
>>75583912
>>75583913
>>75583928
But there are many equally rich, yet better looking football players with much worse looking women.

>>75583945
they're homo or really god persons

>>75583945
>But there are many equally rich
nod really :D

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>>75583876
He's a Finnish hokkei player, got a Canadian model as a GF.

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>>75583945
there are many equally beautiful women too

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>>75583658
i dont think denmark is able to watch through that video without pausing

>>75584018
what did he mean by this?

>>75584001
but she doesn't look very good, very inbred

a 6/10

>>75584039
But look at him. Not even good for a Finn

>>75583925
>The court is probably judge in your favour if it's against the basic law.

uhm...no?

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>>75584039
falsch

Hasenhüttl looks like a high-school sports teacher

>>75583729
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks m8

>>75584018
Wow, even just the title...

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>>75584018

Big Knockers!

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>>75584068

>Poldi and Schweini eating crisps again
ugh

>>75584136
>crisps

get off your proxy, britbong

>>75583688
t. Kierkegaard

>>75584157
this

also chips are the goat snacking food

>>75584177
t. fatty

>>75583699
Deutsche demographics, immigration, you're gonna have a lot of genetic mixing in the coming years. Accept it.

Although I suspect germany is slightly less cancerous than USA when it comes to SJWs

>>75584201
skinny fat

>>75584177
close but Pom Bears are

Who came off for dembelel?

>>75584234
>sjws and faggots who bitch about sjws will never all commit suicide

feels bad man

>>75584234
We are 90% white at this point

We have a long way to go until we reach USA's level

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>>75584259
absolute horrendous taste my man

>>75584234
>implying mixing actually happens on a large basis
we have mostly turkroaches and they rarely breed with white women.

>>75583945
Different people, different tastes. Some of them have shit taste, that's to be expected.

>>75584284
>anime poster
feeling validated

>>75584290
>>75584267
>>75584262
How are flips in Germany desu? Or asians in general if you have any?

>>75584328
japs, koreans and vietnamese are okay, not many flips around here.

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>>75584322
you're a hopeless case

>>75584328
>How are flips in Germany desu?
small

>>75584328
>Flips
We barely have any, I never met one

>Asians
We have some Vietnamese and Chinese and to a lesser extent some Japanese.

They are basically workaholics and very well integrated.
Not even our right-wing parties complain about them.

>Shitlock

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>>75584328
i tolerate erdnussflips although i don't like them that much

DORTMUND PLS SCORE

>Schipplock scored

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>>75584345
>japs are okay
>the kagawa and shooting

>>75584355
see >>75584322

>>75584366
>We have some Vietnamese and Chinese and to a lesser extent some Japanese.
Can't remember meeting Vietnamese outside of a resturant by I see and meet a lot of Chinese and Japanese people.

>>75584328
my uni is full of them

there are some really, really, REALLY big douchebags (think of the filipenises are the most powerful race photo) but overall most are pretty cool

>>75584366
>implying Asians aren't voting AfD
they'll very bluntly tell you that they hate muslims and don't want them here.

>>75584401
>hating on mila
leave /bundes/ and never return

Who was it that posted that crisps are the goat snack?
>liking flavorless starch
>never getting to share a mega pack of dried mangos with your tito

How do euros even live?

rip Werner

>darmstadt
A little too late.

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>Werner ded
pls no

Werner is ded

>Chinese restaurant across the street
>open daily from like 12 to 12
>the entire family works there from morning to night

literally working 12 hour days, I sometimes feel sorry for their teenagers who have to help out after school (probably illegal desu)

>eating processed snacks instead of baking a nice cake

shit thread
see you later
goodbye

LEAVE TIMO ALONE!

we'll never win the confed cup

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did someone say best snack?

>>75584460
proxy off, dumbers
>>75584467
>t. mad consumer

>>75584460
>mixing processed snacks in a bowl and then in the oven
????????????????????????????????

>>75584460
>flour butter and sugar mixed together is somehow better for you than "processed" stuff
lol

>>75584413
Vietnamese are I think the biggest Asian group here actually

The younger classes in my graduation yearbook had a shitton of non-related 'Nguyens' (like every 2nd of them has Nguyen as their surname)

>>75584479
>>t. mad consumer
not even close

goodbye for real this time

>>75584414
We hate those guys too. Probably never even killed a meth dealer themselves, lazy cunts.

>>75584428
>hating on muslims
>what are indonesians

Indos and malays are the cool muslims. My best mate growing up was malay. Its only in the most conservative places like Aceh that the cancerous ones live. Aceh is literally what Texas wants to be, execpt a muslim theocracy not a christian one.

>>75584480
>being a boring pedant who claims that flour is processed

>>75584476
fuck is this?

>>75584454
Do you tip them?

>>75584506
>he doesn't know Koalabären
sorry for your childhood