/147/ 2017 World Snooker Championship

Streams:
England - BBC iPlayer, BBC sport

The rest of us:
http://www.filmon.tv/tv/bbc-two
And when it goes into red button mode:
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcredbutton

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GWAN DING

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good morning lads

>>75578454
>>75578455
Good morning my friends

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>>75578454
>>75578455

Mornin' Austro-Hungarian friends. Have to run some errands but will be back in time for Dingby.

DING
O
N
G

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UKBarrage represent

>>75578479
>made dinner/visit friends' place plans a few weeks
>mfw I'll miss the evening session AND possibly the end of Ding v Selby
Absolute STATE of me

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>>75578500
can't you cancel? after all this is a 1 time a year event

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wew lucky Higgins there. Ding/Selby will torture either one of them in the final in their current form.

>>75578511
Not really, they already bought stuff for dinner and shit. And they're really good friends whom I don't see that often anymore.

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Pozza Porkins

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Not to worry chaps, I'm here.
Riggins vs Blorkins ere we go.

GWAN HARRY

>>75578444
>The rest of us:
Aside from both Polish snooker fans, who can watch it on Eurosport. And with commentators who know what they're talking about at that.

>>75578578
It's time to show your friends how fun it is to watch snooker together.

>>75578661
I was talking streams, not television.

Which snooker player do you dislike the most?

Would have to be Shaun Murphy for me - the little, fat benny-faced wanker.

Blorkins looks comfortable.

>>75578674
Ronnie pls

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This angle is pretty great, glad they've added it.

>>75578661
I'll probably do that but I'll still miss /147/.

>>75578742
Damn, pretty cool. Is that from the iPlayer?

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>>75578578
well i hope youll have a great time, i mean its not like we will miss you or anything

just make sure to drop by when you are back or don't i mean its your choice

D D K
D
K
>>75578763
Yeah, BBC2/iplayer. It's BBC exclusive angle then?

R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
D

>Riggins

>>75578816
fuck off, hawkins is pretty great, he doesn't need rigging to catch up

>Higgins
lmao

>>75578797
Thank you, lad. I'll miss you too. But there's still Sunday and Monday, innit.

>>75578801
Probably

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check these sick repeating digits, you ungrateful bastards

>>75578801
I had the angle on a local Eurosport channel.

>>75578852
Ah I was curious if the BBC/Eurosport coverage was the same after Ausbro's comment.

>>75578882
They probably use the same footage. I seriously doubt BBC and Eurosport each have their own camera setups there.

>no john virgo this morning

at least one good thing from this session

Could anyone tell me when Ding/Selby starts today?

>>75578918
This aft. 2:45 I think it is

>blarry

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>>75578906
I knew they shared the table view + 2 front cameras. >>75578763 is just winding me up!

>>75578918
in 4 hours

>>75578923
>>75578937

Cheers lads.

>Hendry casually implying Riggins is up to something

>both of them trying their best to rig this

>>75578936
I wasn't doing it on purpose. I was just assuming 'cause. I've only watched BBC coverage of it (apart from a view times in the early stages).

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>>75578999
No worries. Nice trips.

I can't watch these two bottle jobs. I'll be back for the main event later.

>Higgins
GJGE

>>75579083
ty

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>tfw nobody watches this match
it's pretty comfy

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>>75579337
I am. This fucking frame tho.

>>75579337
I've been watching from the comfort of my hometrainer. Hence no posting.

Too bad the final will be a non event

>>75579411
Your life is a non-event

>>75579449
He's right tho m8, we'll be lucky if it isn't a savage molesting session

>semi-final
>empty seats

So this is the box office power of Higgins eh

>>75579518
Who can blame them though this is worse than mcleod at times

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>that guy who came all the way from nz for the semis

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>13-6
Poor little Blorkins.

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not the best match but its still snooker

c o m f y

>>75579634
Did you finger Barbara Palvin outside a club arounf six years ago?

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>>75579634

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>tfw saw none of yesterday's matches

How was it lads?

>>75579861
ding/selby GOAT match, higgins/blorkins abysmal

>>75578432
selby is really thick, but he is ebdon 2.0

>>75579861
TYBBingoAnon
>How was it lads?
Blorkins/Higgins was the same as today. Not spectacular viewing. Ding/Selby was lovely to watch and Ding actually avoided getting tortured.

>>75579861
Ding v Selby was great. Higgins v Hawkins not so much.

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>>75579908

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Afternoon lads

>tfw Ding might actually do it

oh my fucking god this match is a cruel joke

>Blorkins
ffs, man.

>>75580014
Afternoon

>>75579981
Marvelous

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>Bazza Blumkins

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Can't believe Higgins potted the pink. Great shot.

Harry molesting himself

hehe >chokins

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>>75578801

higgins to finish in this session

RED

>>75578432
o'sullivan GOAT

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Please Ding, save us from a Lelby v Riggins final

>>75580268
upboat

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>>75580234
> higgins will have as many world championships as o'sullivan by the end of this tournament
How will ronniefags even recover ?

>>75580321
Ronnie = Ronaldinho
Higgins = Ronaldo
Hendry = Iniesta

>>75580321
better than greece ever will

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>>75580373
>you'll never see Barry's smile after he wins the World Championship

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>literally 8 frames behind
how did it come to this?

Barry you're a fucking mug

>>75580391
hawkins's safeties have been garbage

>>75580391
>lose on purpose
>gangsters beat Higgins up for not dropping right frames
>Hawkins gets a bye to the final

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>>75580387
>tfw

D I N G
I
N
G

Who's ready for Selby to get absolutely Ding Dong'd later?

CAN'T DONG THE DING

>>75580530
he isn't, selby wins it again by hiding the balls in his big ass

>still no C E N T U R Y

>>75580530
Hopefully Ding finishes him off fast so I can Dingpost.

Just a UKBarrage ting, yeh?

>kubol

blorkims ;_____;

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Such a lovely fella

Barry no ;_;

I swear to god if Riggins wins this tournament I am going to send Mohammad to the crucible

>>75580697
Ding will destroy him

>>75580697
better start packing

>>75580697
u mad?

Ding better win or the Jews have won again.

>>75580704
*Selby will destroy him

>>75580697
He's already there mate doing coverage for the BBC

>>75580740
Absolutely inch-perfect

Looks like there might actually be an evening session

>>75580740
lyl

>>75580732
this

THE QUBOL

>Blorkins
lamo

All those poor bastards who have to show up and watch Higgins win the first 1 frame when they could have had a nice evening out somewhere instead

it's too much now

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blurry please

Is there a new meme from Virgo? "DD K"?

D D K

D D

K K

>>75580876
No, because it's Taylor

>>75580876
It's Dennis'

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He may have won the match, but he will never win our hearts.

fuck john higgins,the gremlin of snooker

>>75580912
>he may have won
4th session lad

John going to check Barry's odds

>>75580953
>9 frames in a row

The dressing rooms don't look very comfy desu

>>75580956
if its good enough then carelessness will intensify during the evening session

ding junhui my lord
ding junhui
ding junhui my lord
ding junhui
ding junhui my lord

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>>75580960
imagine the odds on that

>>75581010
:joy:

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>>75581009
Beautiful

>>75581009
Ohhhhh lord ding junhui

>>75581010
1Euro returns 99Euros. Not bad desu

Can't wait for the series finale of Steve's Taxi desu

>>75581156
Where can i watch them all?

>>75581226
https://www.bitporno.com/?q=faketaxi

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>>75581152

>>75581009
>>75581040
lel

>>75581226
>he doesn't wait for the special edition bluray box set

>>75581333
>liverpool

I suppose no ones perfect

One hour until the good match begins.

>>75581333
Her cheeks are so kissable

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>>75581369
Can't wait for all the bonus footage

>>75581261
I'm on /NOFAP/

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sup guys im ready for the match, also is this still fact?

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>>75581513

http://www.strawpoll.me/12855991
Vote /147/

>>75581759
Higgins isn't even in contention, so I didn't bother

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>>75581525

good day snookerists,

>mfw slept through that crapfest and fresh as a daisy

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Almost forgot I had this saved. Perfectly sums up Bazza in this semi-final.

>>75580014
I really have a feeling that Selby is going to win the first 4 frames, maybe 5. Ding starts slow

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>mfw dingfags get ztfo

>>75582292
he got the first 3 frames against ronnie, and led 6:2 against Liang, he might actually do it

>>75582380
I hope so, but Selby starts quick and Rpmmie doesn't

>Bazza getting the pity applause

SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT

Is Harry Borkins the unluckiest man in snooker?

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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT SOMEHOW

https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/855156726571700225

WHOOOOOO LORDY

>>75582462
3 SF in the last 4 years.

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>>75582576

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Only a few more bings, lads.

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>>75582730
when are you leaving?

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GWAN DING

>>75582078
replay needed, it shows him touching a ball with his cue

We all ready to GWAN?

r-ready, but n-n-nervy

>Ding missing that practice shot
PANIC

Is Ding our guy?

>>75580581
Not impressed, those balls r diceptively small

nice to see Sir Alex getting out of the house for a bit

Rock the dragon

...uhm, BBC2 and Red Button isn't showing this for me. What's going on?

>>75582797
this 2bh

>>75582746
At around 17:45 (CET)

>>75582893
BBC1

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GWAN DING

>>75582893
BBC1

Will Selby get DINGED.com?

GWAN DING

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D I N G

>>75582899
Thank you, m8.

Selby's entrance music is abysmal
it sounds like Right Said Fred ffs

Stream is here: http://www.filmon.tv/tv/bbc-one

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>>75582893
They're usually a little late to arrive in the later rounds, how long have you been watching snooker?

>9 hours 10

real snooker hours

>82%

>>75582949
That's no way to chalk a cue tip

>>75582949
>watching ripped men rolling around with no clothes on
topkek
>pretending that UFC is nothing more than WWE autists
TOPKEK

>>75582949
is the suckee selby?

>>75582949
good angle on the pink here

>>75582949
Does he pot the brown?

Ding getting tortured already

>>75582937
I got the wrong channel (...and for like 15 years on and off).

it just me or is the coughing getting worse

seriosuly, gtfo if you have a bad cough, sip some water.

fuckers cant wait for a good pot so they can cough their guts up without getting the selby glair

GWANDING

>>75582949
>two pink balls

Strange rules 2bh

>>75583018
It starts with one lad with a cold, then it spreads.

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>>75582964
>>75582967
>>75582976
>>75582980
>>75582996
well handled, snookerists

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Unlucky Ding again

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THE BLUE DIDN'T DROP

Pot the red, pot the blue, we will come through

Uncle Barry is messing with the magnets again

DING FEELING THE PRESSURE

>>75583099
thanks mate


nearly turned gay becasue of >>75582949

that wasa close one

THATS A BIG TABLE

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>no 50fps stream

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>>75583099
>mfw
Oh and
>slagposting when it's not half-time (or mid-session interval in our case)

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>>75583134
kek stream fags

lol at your life

Most handsome player lads? Surely Selbs

>>75583134
DO you not own a TV?

>not watching on a CRT television
the patrician way of watching the snooks

Selby/Higgins final. Can you imagine

>pots ball
>*chalks his cue*
>looks at the balls
>*chalks his cue*
>bends down to see the path of the ball
>*chalks his cue*
>walks round to the otehr side of the table
>*chalks his cue*
>walks back around
>*chalks his cue*
>finally plays his shot

is selby one of the worst human beings alive?

>>75583154
see
>>75582949

>>75583154
Cliff Thorburn. Then and now.

>>75583173
I hit my busted CRT TV with a pitchfork and it bent the pitchfork, truly nokia tier excellence

thirty-three's plenty

>>75583195
you forgot
>looks up to his mum in the viewing box

selby is cracking

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>>75583152
>>75583162
>shit quality panel with botnet
>not owning on a 4k monitor

>>75583188
>equating Higgins to Selby

Higgins isn't a bore; he's literally the most rounded player ever

Shot that by Selby

>>75583229
I like watching him play when he hits form, but if it's anything like the blorkins-Higgins semi it's going to be a snorefest. Both Selby and Higgins will drag each other down with safety play and it will turn into a grind.

>>75583173
Was digging out some old books from the attic in my parents house last week. Found an little old black and white Phillips TV and it still worked. I asked my dad about it and he said it was a Christmas present he got in 1971. lel

>>75583154
Put your phone away Vikki you're at the crucible fucks sake

Wew ladderinos I was absent and mostly lurking during the WC this year because I couldn't watch any match live. Now's the time to cheer for /my guy/ DING.

Someone pls repost the DING x Chinese Warrior edit I made for the final of 2016.

>>75583195
>Mark Selby
>Marx Elby
>Marxist Elby
>Marxist Elbow
>The People's Elbow
He is literally The Rock.

>Selby's little pounce when he heard the crowd's oooh
He really is a leopardman

>>75583223
>shit quality panel with botnet
STFU fool

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Lads do you reckon Snooker would have been bigger if Paul Hunter hadn't died?

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>>75583260
>Someone pls repost the DING x Chinese Warrior edit I made for the final of 2016.
I don't have it by itself, but it's in this collage

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>>75583260

>>75583275
;_; lad

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>>75583272

>>75583275
golden balls of snooker

>>75583284
>>75583283

Ty

Based Ding letting Lelby stay in front so he can launch a Fu-esque cumback at the death

DAT RED

ALL MY DONGS

Ding is always too cautious with dem long reds

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>75583363
i take this back

>Dung
Why?

Ding is giving away too many chances.
The Torturer will win this match easily with this last session.

If anyone doesn't like watching >torture, here is some weird ethnic jazz for a thread theme. It's fairly based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJRrk3PMFdc

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Selby is just damn good ngl.

>>75583420
Hello, Steve Davis.

>>75583420
torture, worse that selby

We have at least another ten years of Selby dominance, feels bad.

>best break builder
>best safety
>best mentality
>most handsome
>best arse

Selby is the hero snooker deserves

>>75583438
can't stand his stupid face and shit snooker style
and everybody is smirking when he winning ;;

>>75583455
You think this chimp will dominate 'til he's 43? Nah

That fucking superkick

THE QUBOL WUS BOUNCIN

>>75583469
I think so mate, but I really hope not

muh fractions

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Serene and calm. Gwoan Ding!!!!

>>75583463
You left out you priority, whiteness.

>Lelby in charge of scoring a century

This is exactly the reason why I put a bet on Selby as an outright winner. I hate to watch him wrecking every single one of my favourites but at least I may get some gold if he wins it..

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>no century

>>75583455
Judd will save us :^)

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end of frame slag, lads

>>75583520
>muh racism
kek, what a little faggot you are

Being the torturer, he smells and senses blood, and being the human leopard, he's ready to pounce is basically what Hendry is saying.

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>he pounces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q3DR39DmLE

(It's a different guy, sadly)

Is Selby a vegan? He has that anaemic ill look about him

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GWAN DING

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>>75583561
>>75583562

>>75583562
Smelling blood right there

>>75583580
>Ass
Fuck off yank

>>75583556
thanks, this is where we hang out, wait, are you not a faggot?
anyway, white racists love selby

Started early today lads? Calm down.

I need a kip, but I know if I climb into bed it'll end up being a fucking 9 hour sleep.

>>75578432
no bing no ding

Dennis Taylor MEBBEE meme?

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>>75583666
>implying it's possible to fall asleep when there's torturing going on

lads, how do you retain concentration when laddering in hearthstone

>>75583599
No. I'm a straight white cis male that doesn't check his privilege. Assuming Selby fans are racist is like assuming my gender, it's a big no no and you should be sent to progressive reeducation camp.

>>75583666
did you get up to watch this morning's session just in case it wasn't utter shite?

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>>75583698
>hearthstone

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Le boring safety man

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>>75583666

When did Ding Jun-wee become Ding Jun-way?

>>75583716
Been up since 1 this morning. I should have gone for a snooze when Dorkins was getting BTFO cos I'm paying the price now

>>75583711
didn't mean to trigger you so hard, sorry for compromising the comfy

>>75583666
treat yourself, its the weekend friend

Selby's been a bit of a jammy wanker this match

>>75583744
>Dorkins
no bully

>>75583738
That's actually the legit pronunciation, I know a Chinese guy.
Swear Dennis Taylor says ding John wee though

>>75583746
Racism is thrown around so much it means nothing anymore, keep that shit out of my snooker safespace cunt

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>>75583774

>Selby's been a bit of a jammy wanker this match
>this match

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>>75583774
>this match

>>75583782
o-ok bruv

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>>75583774
>this match

lads what happened in the first two frames of the session? did selby win them by torture?

>>75583797
>>75583798
wew

>>75583780
at least the ref's getting it right

>>75583827
Ding fecked up on the last

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>Ding wins another protracted safety battle

>>75583738
>>75583780
Ding John Wayne.

>>75583827
pure and unadulterated

p.s. why is every third captcha; CALLE?

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>crowd GWAN DINGing

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GWAN DING

DON'T BLORK THIS CHANCE UP

>captcha 2900 michaela

GET IN, DING.

>>75583868
Captchas are weird, man.

>>75583774
Selby was jammy
Then Ding was jammy
Then Selby was jammy
Why are the snooker gods so fickle lads?

if you like selbz arse you are gay

>>75583868
It's Spanish for "street". Google is using you as free labour to train its robots to recognise the word "street" so its driverless taxis can pick you up in the future.

GWAN DING

This might be dings last chance..

>it's a Ding plays beautiful break-building snooker and still gets tortured out of the match episode

ffs lads, last year was bad enough

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>>75583894

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how can anyone be a selby fan

Ding is so much more entertaining to watch, takes chances, better safety, more centuries

>>75583951
This year he has resisted the torture magnificently. Even if he loses, there's no shame here.

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>make this
>ding wins the safety battle
>fml

>chinks
>assumes they support ding

racist.

>>75583958
Can appreciate Selby's skill and talent, but you're right, he does well to suck any atmosphere or excitement out of snooker.

>>75583958
They cheer for Selby because they've bet money on him. People cheering Ding are doing it for free. That's real passion.

>>75583958
nationalism post probably

>>75583971
it's a crying shame that he probably will lose though

>Hendry always praises Ding's cueball control
>almost every break he's constantly out of position slightly

>Dong

>>75583982
You got a big arse.

>>75583958
Cute gif

Ding gets more support than a English man at the crucible, really makes you think

>>75584020
Ding is an honourary anglo

>>75584020
You weren't watching yesterday then.

>>75583958
It's fun to watch him drain the life from his opponents over the course of 30 odd frames

>>75584020
I think he's based in Sheffield

Scenes

>settle down john

RINGA DING DING