Get in here Duckbros
docks logo looks like a butt about to be stuffed with a three pronged buttplug læl
WildFag here.
Let's go, Oilers
>More Oilers fans at Anaheim's stadium then Ducks
Loving every laugh.
ducks desu
>>75572364
kys
>>75572427
>shottawa
utter embarrassment, relocation when
>>75572427
>the absolute state of Ottawa
I don't know what their problem is, what a strange place.
>>75572480
Maybe they could actually relocate to Ottawa
>this fucking random out-of-place feminist propaganda
CBC PLS
>>75572548
Ottawa is a fake city. Take away the federal government and it would disappear. People that live in Ottawa prefer to cheer for their real team
coilers = FAGGOT team
Only a matter of time.
>>75572649
kippers=WHORE
>>75572562
I went to a game there once, the arena is in a really weird location. Whoever thought of that was an idiot. But it's not THAT far, I mean people have cars.
>>75572633
Meme player carried by a superior german desu
>>75572666
thx satan with your apple of knowledge
>>75572649
>>75572666
Pls don't feed the shitpost bot.
>>75572666
Nothing wrong with having a job.
>>75572427
>Ottawa
>56 bucks
>Probably nosebleed seats
>That crowd however
It's a cheap deal to go there. I'd go there then to a Barclays center game
mcgaykid = FAGGOT FAG
draisaitl = NAZI DUMB FAG
kassian = CRACK FAG
nugent 2 last names cuck = GAYBOI CRACKER FAG
FUCKING HATE THE COILERS
DUCKS PLS WIN PLS WIN PLS WIN
>>75572675
They're both good. Both benefits from the other. try to cover McDavid? Draisaitl takes over. Switch to covering Draisaitl? McDavid takes over. Try to cover both? Your fucked.
>>75572737
Oilers are the based team
Canucks are a shitty team that fags like you root for
>>75572767
>when she forgot to turn off >her tripcode
>>75572674
I've been to a game there too and the highway from Ottawa to Kanata is a fucking parking lot in the hours before the game. It takes hours longer than it needs to to go that distance.
Rate my pup
>>75572793
Holy upper lel. How have I never seen that one before?
>>75572785
shut the FUCK UPPPPPPPPP
DELETE THIS POST
COILERS = SHIT TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM
CANUCKS IS THE BEST TEAM AND WOULD BEAT THE COILERS
FUCK YOU SHUT UP
COILERS = BAD POO POO TEAM
>>75572811
Would put on a stick and mop the kitchen floor/10
>perds-blose game ends just in time for me to mute the anthems on this one
feels good
>>75572818
kipshit bans and deletes the post every time like a faglord
>>75572802
Why can't you guys build some suburbs or at least a place around the area if it's just parking lot?
kippers smuggles fentanyl inside her pussy
KESLER PLEASE ELBOW THE FUCK OUTTA MCGAYKID
PLS
PLS
CAREER ENDING INJURY FOR MCGAYKID
JUST KILL HIM
SKATE TO THE FACE
I DON'T CARE
END HIS CAREEEEEEEER
>>75572850
Orange County was a mistake
>>75572811
why do people buy shitty dogs like this?
>Dindus singing the national anthem
>losing two in a row
>at home
WEW
>>75572850
Jealous?
Ducks deserve to lose this just for that gay ass american anthem
MIGHTY DUCKS COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA
Press 'B' to congratulate the St. Louis Blues on tying their series with the Nashville Predators at one game apiece.
B.
>>75572864
What a cunt
>california "republic"
>actually communist
>>75572850
>CANUCKS IS THE BEST TEAM AND WOULD BEAT THE COILERS
But that's not how the season series went at all.
>>75572896
Holy shit what an embarrassing goal.
Well, let's see what McGoon has up his sleeves tonight
>>75572903
>buy
>one point
>a secondary assist
CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
WELP, GG Ducks.
ahahahahahah
ez win
ANALHYMAN KEKS
Keeeek
KEKS
>tfw hate california and canada equally so don't know who to cheer for
WHY DOESN'T GETZLAF JUST RIP A 150MPH SLAPSHOT AT MCGAYKID'S HEAD AND BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT?
FUCK YOU DUCKS
0-1
STOP CHOKIN YOUF AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO
KEKS
>g1bson
lmao
>>75572968
California used to be a place where it was free and actually happy at one point. Then trump came and said some really mean things, and that makes commies come
Also, SEKERRRRAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
>KEKS
L E L
E
L
KEK
DUCKS BTFO
>A MINUTE AND 5
OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS
ANASLIME
>ANASLIME
ANASLIME
>ANASLIME
ANASLIME
>He's not watching the Angels
OC will always be a baseball town
>McSecondary
HAHAHA
FUCK YOURSELF DUCKS
I thought the Ducks had this one boys
>KEKERA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Gonna be a confetti night boys.
>>75572903
The only shitty dogs are pitbulls
>>75573023
what'd he say in the 60s?
>dooks
>>75573019
Reminder that Vancouver lost the finals in 1994 and lost to the New York Oilers
whats kesler now, like -4?
great shutdown guy
>no mcsecondary
DUCKS SWEEP INCOMING
>>75572899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK24DnWQaIk
The Destroilers
>KEKS
>all those empty seats
hahaha all those people gonna show up with the ducks losing
TIP TOP KEK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA
>G1bson
>Let's go Oilers chant in Anaheim
DOUBLE KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Ducks getting cucked by Edmonton chants in their own stadium
Lol how beta can one team get
>>75573061
Don't say that so soon. I think Anaheim could pull a game out of their ass, but how did this team get first in the pacific when josh FUCKING bailey beat them in OT
>letting the shin pad assassin score on you
>Oilers chants IN THE DUCKS HOME RINK
Why is the NHL in Anaheim again?
>tfw Stars fan bandwagoning the Oilers this series
AMA
>that skating into the zone by McJesus
O I AM CUMMING
Why come don't some faggot Mexican Ducks fan grab gun and hide in jacket pocket and then SHOOT mcgaykid in the FUCKING FACE and end his life???
1:05 to get 1 (One) goal
Old albertans probably migrate to Southern California to escape the harsh Winter and Spring so maybe that's why there are lots of Oilers fans
HAHAHAHAHA
>>75573056
can someone make his mouth bigger?
>>75573113
To give vacationing canadians something to do in california.
>>75573113
Because Disney
They made a fucking show for them also
https://youtu.be/XeDM1ZjMK50
>>75573117
Good, you owe us for kicking our asses out of the playoffs 80 bazillion times.
>>75573127
they go to arizona or florida
>>75573158
faggot dog in faggot jersey
>>75573122
Do you do this every damn time when your team has a bust and success comes to other teams? Virtanen is a bust
>>75573019
Flamersfag and former Albertan here. Go oilels. Fuck the ducks. Take the cup back to Canada
>you can win here
Who here > bandwagon team that scored most recently
>>75573166
Why
>>75573176
That dumb cuck used to tell me Horvat would be the new Datsyuk lel
anaheim _____
I bet Anaheim gets more ticket sales from Canadian snowbirds than from Ducks fans.
>all these empty seats
can you even call this a fanbase or is this more of a corporate function?
ALL THE EMPTY SEATS IN ANAHEIM LOL
EVEN THE ISLANDERS COULD SELL OUT BETTER THEN THIS GARBAGE TEAM
>>75573211
cucks
>>75573199
lying LARPing cuck
>>75573211
obligatory
>KEKS
>>75573207
i would imagine cost is a large factor, a house in arizona is significantly cheaper than a house in california
>>75573166
Lived in Glendale where the Coyotes arena is for years. It's literally nothing but Canadians during the winter.
>>75573228
A second Montreal team would unironically do better than a second LA team.
>>75573205
no, just as arbitrary, but always support the colder weather city
>>75573211
The Anaheim Absence
>>75573211
Mighty Cucks
>>75573211
niggers
>>75573207
Because no one want's to go to the People's Republic of New Old Mexico.
>>75573228
It's "Dress like a seat" night
Fuck Edmonton.
>>75573297
t. flamer
>can't even fill their arena in the 2nd rnd of the ploffs
Relocation to Quebec City when?
>>75573297
no u
>>75573258
neither would do well though, those markets are as saturated as they can get
>>75573248
I live in the Valley right now (Tempe) and Glendale is nothing but Mexicans.
>>75573258
And, any new Canadian team would do better than a Vegas team.
Hell, most places in the US would be better than Vegas.
>>75573237
>lying about being a leaf
Nobody would do that. It's not any better being a burger now anyway
>>75573173
Don't bully my son thanks
>>75573216
That is definitely the panther's strategy. Tickets are still expensive despite low attendance because they know people thinking of buying them have a low opportunity window.
>>75573122
Kippers post nudes or just shut up to be honest
>UCF
Ayyyy
>>75573297
yee drop ur panties hunnie lets get started
>>75573211
Husks
>>75573208
>Horvat
>Nexy datsyuk
>That ever happening
Barzal, ho sang, dal colle, and toews are a superteam in prospects that can rival the Canucks entire franchise. There is so much talent in the islanders rather then the Canucks, that is laughable
>>75573297
Hello, Calgary/Vancouver resident. How are your Stanley Cups doing?
Oh wait..
>>75573297
>>75573297
You're not winning the draft lottery
>>75573297
nice mcdavid dubs
>>75573176
She's like a shitty Saturday morning cartoon villain, cursing whenever the weekly abortion fails to kill the Oilers.
fucking cucks
>>75573258
Pretty much. Or North Dakota. If they're good and like the jets, they'd get a lot of money. Think a Green Bay of the NHL
Is Triple H gonna make some special appearance
>>75573306
How long have you lived there?
I used to be a manager at a store in Tempe Marketplace.
Lived in Peoria, Glendale, and Phoenix for the first 22 years of my life.
>Kessler getting bullied already
Can't beat the GOON SQUAD
>>75573336
would be better if the canucks were wearing the flames mask
>>75573356
So is she Mary lee Walsh? Because she is pretty autistic
>>75573375
4 years now. Everytime I go to Glendale it feels like I crossed the border, even Maryvale feels whiter.
>>75573362
They already have UND, and there isn't a market anywhere nearby that could support a NHL team.
>>75573383
desu they need a Seattle team so your gay ass team can have an actual rivalry instead of trying to be apart of the Battle of Alberta.
anaheim is going to win the cup
at the very least, this series
>>75573376
How long until the Cucks start throwing their annual tantrum and crying.
can i get some wews?
>>75573375
New Yorker here. We are barely worthy of a hockey team here. Isles get no recognition, and where I live, it's like stepping into the Middle East.
>>75573404
Glendale is better than Tucson or South Phoenix, though.
>>75573408
>zero cups
>not even a relevant rivalry
how have the cacucks continued to exist for so long with so little going for them?
>>75573425
That isn't saying much.
>>75573362
NEVER EVER
E
V
E
R
E
V
E
R
>>75573420
wewe lad
>>75573408
>implying we give a fuck about Vancouver or BC down here
>>75573412
after the Oilers get a pp and score
>>75573434
True, but still. I'll take Mexicans over drunk-ass Native Americans anyday.
>>75573409
My numeros say no.
>>75573407
Who knows. If you ask me, the state could have them, but the college can deter the NHL from making a move to Dakota. Besides, Seattle and Milwaukee seem better places for hockey
>>75573422
Where in NY you live friend
>>75573452
People are still chanting Portland sucks at the T Birds game.
Kessler getting Gassed tonight by the Reich
>>75573408
It was good when we ruled the NW division. There were good bantz and rivalry then.
Hell, CP hated the Canucks more than the Coilers for a time, since the Coils were in the basement for like 7 years.
>all mcdavid has to do is skate fast and the ducks will penalty him out of fear
ABUSE THIS
flyguy needs to come back and make some 2017 NHL memes
>>75573478
Holy fucking kek. Do they really? I'm down in the Tri Cities so I haven't been to a Birds game in years.
>Cucks bout to get beat up tonight by the Goon Squad lmao
>>75573484
christ imagine posting on a forum that unironically calls itself CP
i hope the fbi has been notified
>McRAPE
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
>>75573473
Queens. It's pretty bad here. If anything, it's like the area changed over the years from being Russian to them middle eastern.
>Holding call
What?
>oilers powerplay
>>75573514
This joke isn't funny please delete your post.
fuck this shitty pp, second unit should have started
>>75573517
My only experience with Queens is taking the LIRR from Jamaica Station to Manhattan. Queens looked very industrial from what I saw. Lotta warehouses.
>>75573538
That tripcode is a joke. I hope the Devils win it
>>75573538
ur franchise first pls
>>75573497
Why do you think he skates directly into his enemies?
>>75573503
They're in the western conference finals against Kelowna right now. Not even related to Portland but people were chanting it.
>>75573550
Agreed
>>75573548
Queens itself is a mix of nigs, Mexicans (Or guetamalens), and Europeans. The problem is the rise of the Muslims, and its apparent. I see more and more veils every month, it's sickening
its no secret that mcdavid had the flu last game
i cant believe i actually want the ducks to win
>>75573550
Posts like this actually do belong on Reddit, unironically. Like seriously, no joke. This is a very typical Reddit post. Down to the sentence structure and image.
>>75573497
More like
>All mcdavid has to do is get touched and he draws a penalty because the refs were told to protect him at all costs
>>75573602
i love CP man
gets me kekkin
>>75573614
He drew zero PPs against the >shorks
>>75573602
>pube
>>75573591
Yea I actually really didn't like New York last time I visited. It seemed very multicultural but in a bad way. Greasy people..
>>75573614
>all he has to do is get touched
>literal rugby tackle judo flip him into the net
>"touched"
koptek
>>75573602
What sore losers. I rooted for them in the playoffs even after they swept us in every season series for 6 years.
>>75573558
>if he beats his enemies they win
Wow.....
>>75573598
>she doesn't like the smug devil
Someone gibme a youtube link so I can watch on my TV
I'll photoshop you a meme of your choice
Why are all the commentators so eager to suck Mcdavids dick, literally all he has to do is be standing on the ice and the commentators always mentioning it...
>>75573667
Had the link, but it got copyrighted. No go.
While we w8 for the next Oilers goal, what is everyone's favorite class in WoW?
>>75573632
New York is a decent place. It's okay if your a tourist, but bad if you live there. The city is good for food and shopping, but don't have a apartment there, since you won't get sleep. Brooklyn and queens are similar but on what the MTA is like and the black areas. Staten Island and Long Island is the true America, and pretty good comfy places to live
>>75573705
My favorite class is weed
What the fuck was Benning
>>75573705
you gay fucking nerd get outta here
>>75573705
it was warlock until they gutted all the cool unique spells
then warrior
>>75573720
my nigga
>>75573705
don't play WoW, so my favorite class in Diablo is Barbarian.
Fucking Talbot man, Jesus Christ. So this is why the Oilers had so many points this season.
>>75573700
Fuck
I hate retards that report streams REEEEEE
>>75573705
lvl 60 pre-nerf ZHC/ToEP 0/31/20 Arcane/Frost Mage
>>75573705
Played Mage since launch of Vanilla until this expansion. Class feels bad to play now. Feels bad man.
>>75573733
is the necromancer out yet? i saw a picture and he looks straight outta the witcher
Calgarians are seriously such sore losers. They can't stand being in second for anything. They are jealous we have the Ice District. They are jealous we have a better economy. They are jealous we are about to have the tallest tower outside Toronto. Our hockey team is better. All they talk about is their airport. They are just nasty, awful people. Their city is old and dying, gets flooded all the time and is infested with browns and asians.
>kassian goal gets taken away
typical
no goal
coiler cheaters fucking FAGGOTS
>>75573755
nah, just the beta
but, he looks exactly like the D2 Necro.
kekekekekekekekekekekekekekek
Refs bailing out the cucks
>>75573743
we tried to tell people he was good
also refpuck
Laughing so hard at the Anaheim Mighty Ducks
>score a goal
>get a penalty
could the NHL be any more rigged in favor of California teams?
>Goonmonton
Kek try playing fair.
>>75573705
Never played that game because I'm not a faggot.
OH SHIT
No goal!
That's not a penalty.
It's not a goal but it's not a penalty
Refpucking on a 1-0?
Ducks are desperate dudes.
Kek turborefpick
>that girl having an autism spasm behind the penalty bench
anyone else see that shit ?
>dont try to make save
>fall down
>draw penalty
refpuck
>>75573792
goaltender interference is always a penalty
>>75573766
Top kek, super desperate to keep a commiefornia team alive.
>>75573760
Cowtown BTFO
>>75573785
It was a penalty on goalie interferences, but the NHL wants to rig the game to the California teams.
>>75573806
>tfw Lou's prime years were wasted on a shit team
Feels fucking terrible man. One of the best goalies ever.
>>75573787
This . Anyone who still plays WOW in 2017 , a 12 year old out of date game . Needs to kill themselves
OY VEY THIS SERIES MUST GO AT LEAST 5 GAMES
>>75573804
Except when it's actually incidental contact
>>75573806
>Flames winning a cup
That never happened
>>75573705
I only played a bit, but i liked shaman
huh there really are a lot of Oilers fans there
>>75573760
Did someone say flooded Cowtown?
poor toilers, looking shit
>>75573823
Agreed. WoW should be in a museum.
>>75573834
>>75573844
I genuinely fist-pumped when I first saw those pics.
>>75573823
latest expansion was acutally [spoiler]fun[/spoiler]
all the other ones since Wotlk have been trash though
>>75573857
>fanny mcdonald
Where the FUCK are all these people from Edmonton getting enough money to fly down to LA for a hockey game
>>75573834
>>75573857
They won in 2003 as well. The puck crossed the fucking line.
>>75573868
Picture sums up their team pretty well desu.
>>75573875
Edmonton's the biggest meth city in Canada
>>75573857
I hate the Flamers but those Jerseys are sexy as fuck.
>>75573868
they should have tore it down, you can still see the water stains all over the place in the saddledome
>>75573875
>Where the FUCK are all these people from Edmonton getting enough money to fly down to LA for a hockey game
>>75573875
The price of 2 people going to two games in Anaheim with airfare and hotel is cheaper than going to two games in Edmonton because Anaheim has no fans
>>75573875
We made a shit ton of $$$ before the jerbs got lost so people can still afford to go and embarrass home teams in the playoffs.
does anyone else feel a deep seated and completely inexplicable hate for the Oilers despite knowing nothing about them or even where Edmonton is?
>>75573875
cheaper than buying a home game ticket, not even kidding
>>75573881
That was 2004 retard. And those idiots choked.
>>75573904
>>75573912
idiots
>>75573881
You mean 2004.
>>75573914
That only indicates that you are a red-blooded American and not a cuck
>>75573914
the word "hate" is not being used correctly here. take a wild guess at the grammatically correct term you fucking retard
>>75573904
>>75573921
You've gotta be fucking kidding me
>>75573914
Success breads haters
>>75573948
love?
>>75573904
this. Former AZfag here. There are tons on snowbirds, and tickets at a Yotes game are (or were) $19. People would fly down and make a vacation out of it.
>3 shots on net
>1 goal and 1 goal taken away
Daily reminder calGAYry lost to this team lmao
>>75573958
Hockey is popular enough in Canada that most teams can bend their fans right the fuck over and charge them $200+ for a decent seat and $16 for a beer and still sell out every single game.
>>75573963
>1980s
>anything but a long coke weekend
i come from the future
oilers get swept in 5
its a oilers win to get raped by the preds episode
>>75573875
Oil money baby, were like Saudi Arabia but white and snow instead of sand.
Everyone likes to talk about Alberta being in recession and that the jobs are all gone and everyone's poor. But honestly Alberta poor is like upper middle class in every other province.
>>75573986
You could literally end up paying a couple of grand to take your family to a Leafs game.
>>75573993
>He thinks the Nashville hicks are going to beat the blues
toppest of keks my good sir.
>tips fedora
>>75573993
didnt the predditors lose?
b-but we won in 1984!!!!!! WE'RE A GOOD TEAM!!!! I SWEAR WE WERENT JUST SNORTING BLOW
>>75573993
>Nashville Redditors think they're going to win another game
lol
>>75573857
why is that 50 year old man holding the cup?
is that the guy from that shitty 90s movie about some fat boxer?
>>75573993
>blues about to sweep the >perds in 5
what did he mean by this?
>>75573667
http://www.bilasport.com/livenow/79&live=3
>>75574018
>b-but we won in 1984!!!!!!
>and '85
>and '87
>and '88
>and '90
Who /LA Kings/ here ?
>intermission
>#1
I thought intermissions were by definition things that divide time into even divisions of half-and-half type
this is quite weak
>not enjoying a bit of cocaine
how do i become a millionaire drug dealer in Edmonton?
>>75574010
http://tipofthetower.com/2017/04/11/leafs-nhl-playoff-ticket-prices-most-expensive/
>The cost of a ticket to see Auston Matthews and company in the Mecca of hockey are going for an average price of $492 (USD), which is $409 (USD) more per ticket to see a game in the least expensive city in the NHL in Anaheim; who has an average price of $83 (USD).
$492x4= $1968
Cripes
>>75574092
>1968
>the year the curse started
huh
>>75574064
I'm not /LA Kings/ but Kings are the only sunbelt team that deserves to be in the NHL.
Your purple jerseys are a thing of beauty.
Be a Chinese drug dealer from Hongcouver and move.
Canada is gay
>Anaheim Cucks
Mexifornia deserves it.
>>75572850
Show me your asss
>>75574130
>>75574130
>>75574130
I'd rather be gay than obese 2bh
>>75574088
>how do i become a millionaire drug dealer in Edmonton?
>Move to Edmonton
>Become Oilers fan
>Sell drugs
>$$$$
Easy, 4-step process.
>>75574146
me on the left
game over
boom
>>75573990
>sweeping includes a loss
how new etc
>>75574146
leaf needs to be more asian
>>75574146
>>75574092
Isn't Canada obnoxiously expensive, in general?
>dick power
lel
>>75574088
1.Get a contact from one of the shady Asians doing business with Chinese sellers. They hang out on the docks of Vancouver.
2. Hang out around the local middle school and scope out a mule for when your product gets delivered to the city
3. Go driver around, the industrial Leduc, Acheson and the industrial areas in Edmonton keeping a look out for rig crews.
4. Get your mule to proposition these men
5. Sell to them
You'll be a millionaire within the month.
>>75574146
nice try pajeet
Toilers seem to be experiencing some bitch heat during this half
DICK POWER
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
THAT FUCKING NAME
WHITE PEOPLE
HAHAHAHAHA
THAT CAN'T BE REAL
DICK
POWER
"I'M GONNA GET A PLAQUE MADE OF DICK"
HAHAHAHA
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>75574181
Wtf Manitoba?
>>75574181
>that southern denial
cmon now
What's the drug of choice in Edmonton ?
>>75574186
Vancouver
Toronto
Montreal
>>75574157
You fags aren't too far behind the U.S.
>>75574192
I see...
>>75574214
Coke when the rigs are busy
Fentanyl when they are slow
>>75574206
This . The south is filled with in closeted gays
>>75574214
your moms pussy
>>75574229
Don't give her attention
>>75574188
Damn, this guy is a pro.
I bet this man's a millionaire.
>>75574181
Why is the west coast more gay
>>75574186
Sort of, but wages are higher. And it depends where you're at. Toronto/Montreal/Hongcouver are major cities just like NYC/LA/Chicongo
>>75574229
It's a Dan Cleary commercial on Canadian TV.
His coach or something was called Dick Power and they were talking to him and his wife.
Wife: "I love dick. He was huge for every kid growing up."
Dan: "Dick's my idol. I have dick at my house, I got a plaque made of 100% dick."
I was literally crying and rolling around flailing on my couch.
>>75574214
Depends on how rich you are but weed is used by like 45% of the population
Whose having pizza tonight?
>>75574260
How come Hongcouver seems like the most desriable Canadian city to live in ?
>>75574284
Because it is
>>75574281
im sick of pizza
>>75574260
Gotcha
But beer is still one million dollars per case, no matter where you are, right?
>>75574192
are you a chink?
>>75574284
It gets the least amount of snow
>>75574281
Already scarfed a large Papa Johns.
>>75574284
It never snows there and they have some top-tier city aesthetics with the Pacific coast on one side and mountains on the other.
>>75574302
depends, different provinces have different regulations for alcohol
>>75574260
>>75574260
what about like Calgary, Edmonton or Winnipeg?
>>75574310
Are you a big buy?
>>75574320
Too bad you pretty much have to be rich to live there and not be in poverty.
>>75574339
small sell
fuck Edmonton. I love you Canada, but fuck you.
Oh my God all these fucking empty seats
Relocation when?
>>75574366
Never because Disney
Has anyone tried those Subway paninis yet?
I have a coupon for "buy any drift, get a free panini".
I might get one if they're not too bad. Pick one up in time for 3rd period.
>>75574339
>Are you a big buy?
Do what now?
>>75574358
yes we know, nobody cares
>>75574336
Flyover-tier
>>75574336
Winnipeg is a cheap dump for the most part.
Everything is over priced in Calgary and Edmonton but it's because the average person makes more money compared to the average person living in Toronto.
kek perry
HOLY FUCK CAN SOMEONE WEBM OF HIM HITTING THE BOARDS!
I'M FUCKING CRYING
KEK
>>75574362
>65 cents cheaper
wowee
>no tripping call on Gibson
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75574336
I was talking to guy from Winnipeg the other day and he said that around sundown each day the downtown core essentially goes on lockdown and everything closes because roving bands of drunken natives roam the streets fighting and robbing people.
>>75574393
>Alberta
>Flyover
Jealous newfie located.
>oilers win draw
>"fuck redrop it"
>>75574358
What did Edmonton ever do to you?
Wait, lemme guess, you must be a Isles, Flyers or Bruins fan, correct?
>>75574423
No different than most places in the US, except they don't go on lockdown.
>>75574362
KEK! So, something like Guinness would be like $274 for a case?
>>75574423
sounds like Philly
I don't need horror movies or zombies I got crackheads and single mothers
>>75574362
What the fuck
At my BCL a 15pack costs $21, tax included
>>75574423
It's really not that bad, there are streets that are good and streets that are sketchy. If you're near a bar or club you're safe, but you might not want to park 2 blocks away
>>75574446
a case of that is probably $18-22 here in alberta
>>75574423
Drunken natives are manitobas official provincial animal.
why didnt getzlaf get an interference penalty there
How easy is it actually to get coke in Calgary or Edmonton?
I've heard a comedian say they've been offered more blow in those cities than anywhere else.
a barrel roll?
>>75574470
no goal..
>>75574446
For reference I live in downtown Toronto
>cucks v oilels
Who do I root for?
>>75574470
oy vey learn how to manage a game. Losing californian teams don't take penalties
>>75574476
any bar bathroom will have a coke dealer
>>75574423
We have something like that in Edmonton, it's called the North East
>Get hit off the puck
>holding
gg refs
>>75574520
the penalty was before that
>>75574449
Natives are like slower, less agile blacks
>>75574462
Wow, that's cheaper than Pittsburgh.
>>75574489
You can get called for GI even if there isn't a goal you dumb spic
>mchesitate
LMAO
GOD DAMMIT McDAVID! JUST SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK!
oilers are never scoring again so hopefully they can milk this one goal lead
toilers struggling painfully
>>75574564
IT doesn't result in a dude getting a penultysit out if no goal is scored..........
>>75574515
118 ave is the bad area
that and 108/107 street
also right next to fucking rogers center is the homeless shelter where all the crackheads and drunks hang out
we need to move it somewhere else
>>75574540
AHHHHHHHHHHH kek
Thank you for that laugh
if i went to edmonton how likely am i going to get robbed/killed by a drugged up white guy?
>paying someone to score on you in the playoffs
ABSOLUTELY KEKED
WHAT A MAROON!!!
PATTY SKARRRRRRRRR
gg Oilels, enjoy your referee assisted win
BIG
FUCKING
RIG
KEKS ARE GETTING SWEPT LMAO
>MAROON
DISNEY BTFO
>>75574587
High, we don't like chinks round these parts.
>>75574570
You can't imagine how smug I am replying to you
>>75574570
You were saying?
ahahshahahaha
/hoc/ btfo
kippers btfo
refs btfo
>KEKS
these refs are the best 5th line edmemeton could have asked for
>>75574608
why are edmontonians racist?
cucks "fans" on suicide watch
SCARRRRRRRR
>>75574581
I live on 107 ave/108 street and it's literally little Somalia. Crazy how much of a difference a few blocks makes.
>>75574636
there's literally nothing wrong with being racist
:)
>>75574636
id have unprotected sex with you
I like how the only part of that cell coverage map that isn't hugging the border is in Alberta and Saskatchewan.
>>75574636
How Surrey, pajeet?
>>75574636
Because white people are the master race zao.
>>75574601
>>75574632
someone's upset it seems.
Cucks fans got too confident after sweeping Calgary.
Funny how the Oilshits can't even compete with the Ducks without massive fucking refpuck aid
Californian team fans bitching about reffing lol
my sides
>>75574636
Its okay kips, I have a fetish for fat Asian bitches
>>75574570
>(You)
>>75574601
>Ref assisted
You mean like the Ducks have been the entire game?
>>75574647
>I live on 107 ave/108 street and it's literally little Somalia.
I used to live there and yeah it's pretty bad.
why would you even live there?
>>75574660
lol funny cause it's true
>>75574636
They're not racist. They're not allowed to be.
>Literally out played in every facet of the game
>lose because refs and Talbot
Fuck this semen slurping sport
>>75574670
reminder it should be 3-0
>>75574587
If you do get attacked chances on the race is
25% white trash
25% East African nigger
50% chug
>>75574666
if they're so good then how come they're letting in a lot of not white people?
canada is like 60% white
This series could end up being a rape.
this game is so much better than the preds-blues game
Can't be the Orange Crush desu senpai.
Reminder that Anaheim gave >us Maroon for FREE
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>>75574636
Chinks are turning Canada into a gong show buddy
What a lazy icing.
Its nashville all over again getting refpucked out of the playoffs
>cogliano so mad hes not on the oilers anymore hes gone full thug
oh boy
>>75574647
109 ave and 110 st. Not that niggy, but 2 minutes walking south and there are literal Ethiopian restaraunts.
CQC!
>>75574695
We need servants to work at tims.
>>75574692
I was in Edmonton for like 30 minutes and I didn't really notice any black people. Are blacks prominent in Edmonton?
Thought it was more a Toronto thing.
>>75574581
live near bonnie doon and it's all old white people.
lots of thieving by natives though
>>75574677
Are you high? This entire playoffs has been an insane disparity between PPs and PKs for the Ducks.
Damn Wayne's wife looks like a fucking burn victim
>>75574734
Not really. There just black, and that makes them inherently noticeable. Depends on the neighborhood.
>>75574678
Rent is cheap and I also rent out my parking spot to a Macewan student.
Close to everything. 10 minute walk from Oliver Square and central downtown, 5 minute walk to Rogers Place, etc
>>75574732
kek
>go to Tim Hortons
>4'9" Filipino girls everywhere
>some tubby 5'4" Filipino man waddling around
always funny
FUCK YOU REFPUCK
STOP TARGETING THE DUCKS
>>75574724
You better fucking explain later or I will murder all your houseplants.
>>75574720
There are like 4 halal meat shops and 3 african restaurants within a 2 block radius of my apartment.
Don't even get me started on all the shady Western Union places.
>>75574757
>refs take away an oilers goal and give the ducks a PP
>still cry about refpuck
>>75574768
oops, the Filipino man is the manager*
>>75574768
I work in a big building with two Tim Hortons. One is completely Filipino, one is completely Arab. The cleaning crew, which is like 20 people, is 100% Filipino.
>>75574734
The only black people in Edmonton are Somalis and they constantly kill each other so it keeps the numbers low.
who the fuck lives in edmonton anyways
>>75574734
Nope. For every black person you see, there 12 white people, 10 brown people and 5 (slant-eye'd)asians.
>>75574803
people who got btfo in fort mcmurray
>>75574647
used to live on 99 and white
white hobos and people racing were the biggest issues
>>75574799
Edmonton? You guys have tons of Filipinos too
>>75574794
>Shove a player into the goalie
>Not goalie interference
I thought Canada knew hockey rules? Guess I was wrong.
>>75574768
>>75574799
And they all dream of being nurses
does getzlaf ever get called for penalties? did he trade his hair for immunity?
>>75574803
Oil-babbies, alcoholics, and nobodies.
>>75574799
In Philly we have Dunkin Donuts and they are all run by indians and they have more flies on their donuts than sprinkles
>>75574803
Rich white rednecks and a bunch of non white servants working at tims and the gas stations
>>75574734
107 ave between 92nd sand 124 st (or something) is called "international avenue" and it's full of people from the Horn, not just Somalis, but Ethiopians etc.
Most of our homicides come from these retarded tribals killing each other.
>>75574763
Any nice dive bars around that area?
>>75574803
People making insane cash from oil.
>>75574822
Its because he doesnt commit them
>>75574803
meth heads
>>75574838
>insane cash from oil
should we tell him???
>>75574819
This is so accurate
all this asshurt over edmonton is hysterical
>>75574817
>hold a player
>not holding
Bruh, they have the penalty in apecollide too
>>75574819
Some of them are "technically" nurses. Nursing assistants that clean floors like jannies and cleaning piss pans.
I've heard stories of creepy old white guys who piss on floors on purpose so they'd come and clean it up.
>>75574732
Subway too lol. Every single Subway employee I've seen is Filipino. It must be in the rules somewhere. I was in La Crete for work today, it's a bumfuck little town in the middle of nowhere, mostly farmers and Mennonites. Went to Subway for lunch, and sure as shit, everyone behind the counter was Filipino. It's like a law or something lol
>this fucking ad with stallone selling spic beer
>>75574848
yes, they spend all their money on drugs
I've been wanting to live somewhere remote , cold and good place for coke
Is Edmonton a good place ?
>>75574803
love living here from May-October, the area west of the city is very nice.
>>75574867
You got it dude!
>>75574816
Yah but Filipinos are awesome. Great workers, super polite, they don't cause trouble and their women LOVE white guys.
>>75574763
how much is your rent?
what meme teams are left
>>75574867
Fort McMurray is your bag baby
>>75574863
I think the Spanish did something horrible to them. There's no way an entire race could be so subservient to white people. They're an entire race of house niggas
>>75574837
There's a place on 107 ave called Mandela Cafe that always looks like a bomb went off. Don't know of any others.
>>75574838
rigging drafts with oil money
What's the name of that song they just played?
>>75574867
Grand prairie my dude
>>75574697
it was never anything other than a rape
>>75574867
If you want remote do stony plain or fort sask. they are 15 mins outside Edmonton.
>>75574878
Only cuz they're poor and they think white people have money.
Always funny when I see a 50 year old white guy holding the hand of some pregnant 30 year old short and fat Filipino woman.
White men cucking themselves and giving birth to brown Filipino sons that look nothing like them lol.
>all the ducks fans crying ref puck
>all these missed calls on mcdavid
>>75574867
Aslong as you live in the south, it is the BEST place for you.
more refpuck for the ducks
>>75574879
$775/mo for 1 bedroom
$675 if you count what I get for the parking spot.
>>75574867
You can get more remote. Try Yellowknife
>>75574901
Darude
>>75574901
Walk by Pantera?
>>75574889
Filipinos are ACTUALLY treated as house slaves in places like China/Macau/Malaysia lol.
They're servants for rich people, hell, not even rich, just not-dirt-poor.
Now that was weak as fuck too, refs are just calling retarded things. This is not how playoff hockey should be called.
REFPUCK!!!!
Kassian, sure, it was a hold. But Getzlaf's was far more blatant. But nooooo, Edmonton is leading by 2, so no pp for them.
>>75574910
Mcdavid always gets missed calls i hope he breaks his femur
>>75574867
If you want that and to fuck around with some Russians go to Fort St.John.
>>75574914
What part are you? I'm in Windermere.
>>75574901
>>75574907
Yeah some of them are cute but you've got to be retarded to actually put a baby in one.
I hope someone knees talbot in the face
>>75574907
>and they think white people have money
I think you've confused them with Chinese women.
>>75574947
>LAHKA RAINBOW INNADAAAAHGK
TALBOT
>Bad PP
>Bad PK
How the fuck did the Flames find a way to get swept by the Ducks? Oh thats right Brian Elliott was hot garbage.
>>75574940
Millwoods
>>75574951
you're forgetting how crafty they are in trapping you with a filipino babby
say goodbye to half your shit
ugghh
why did wind have to change their name
that commercial was terrible
I want to switch phone carriers now
>Analslime Cucks
lmao
>>75574919
thanks
how long until getzlaff starts screaming at his teammates to cover up his own mistakes?
>all these blackhawk commercials
>>75574867
If by coke, you mean coking fuel, then yes Edmonton is the place to be.
>>75575002
Very next play
>>75574988
It's a good thing I'm too much of a beta to even try to bang Filipino girls.
MORE refpuck
when will it stop??
>>75575002
His aggressive balding is the biggest mistake.
>>75575002
Getz has been the best player in both games
MAKE A NEW
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR SILF
2-1
DUCKS
KEKS
>>75574916
I would want to live there but it's kind of a bad area
>>75574867
That is the perfect description for Fort Mac
dive by boll, refpuck for the ducks
congrats i guess
fug
REFPUCK
E
F
P
U
C
K
>>75575014
>sticks him right in the face
>OMG REFPUCK
right.......
Fucking finally thank you base swede
Talbot had to break eventually
SILFER SURFER
Nurse is a goon. I went to school with him
>>75575033
Guess I'll hit you in the face with a hockey stick and see what you do.
If it wasn't for the natives, Edmonton would be near-perfect.
what happene!!!??????
>>75575025
I've been living here over a year and never been bothered by anybody. Shit goes on but as long as you keep to yourself you'll be fine.
It's funny, I've lived in all of the worst areas of the city - Stadium, Coliseum, Clareview, all of it, but the only time I've ever been fucked with was in broad daylight in Bonnie fucking Doon when someone held me up at knifepoint and took my iPod.
is that cum in eaves beard?
>Calling the softest calls against the oilers
>Not calling these calls against the ducks
I see the refs are trying to tie up this game.
>>75575057
>>75575057
>If it wasn't for the natives, Canada would be near-perfect.
ftfy
>>75575063
i'll cum in your beard
>>75575075
>>75575075
>>75575075
new thread
get in here
>>75575067
>Holding on Holzer
>Not soft as fuck
>>75575074
>tripfagging
im sure you would.
>>75575070
that's a fucking stupid picture senpai
>>75575057
Every major city has a problem with a specific minority or two.
>>75575060
>It's funny, I've lived in all of the worst areas of the city - Stadium, Coliseum, Clareview, all of it, but the only time I've ever been fucked with was in broad daylight in Bonnie fucking Doon when someone held me up at knifepoint and took my iPod.
damn
I've never been robbed before
that must have sucked
I want a cheap place I live
I pay 860 + power for a bachelor suite
>>75575074
beards are gay, having a beard in 2017 is a clear sign you suck cock
>>75575070
Hey /pol/
>>75575088
Nick?
>>75575104
Hey kevin
>>75575086
>>75575087
And in Canada's case, it's almost always natives
>>75575104
nope lol
>>75575070
A deal's a deal. They got their booze.
Next time hire a jew to handle your land deals.
>>75575104
Charles?
>>75575060
>Clareview
Hey now, it's not that bad.
>tfw there was a drive by shooting directly in front of my house one time
>Dad was one of the first on scene
>Helps out the cops when they show up
>Offers to go to the station to make a statement
>Cop makes him sit in the back
>Neighbourhood thinks my dad shot some guy
>>75575070
>traded 15 million acres for beads
>>75575196
Patty?
>>75575196
Mike?
>>75575244
Craig?
Hey when the ducks go on the road in the playoffs, how many tickets do they sell to watch on the Honda center big screens?
>>75575277
Matthew?
I would like Getzlaf so much more if he played for literally any other team.
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE ANAHEIM DUCKS
>>75573820
Sedins and burrows gave up on game 7, they were pretty fun to watch that whole year until that last game they got Tim Thomas'd