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First for Fremantle.

See you in Melbourne this September boys.

>8 hours
>1 post

ded thred
ded sport

I don't think this semen slurping game is for me

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HEAVE HO UNNA

LET'S GO WEST COAST

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who /dabloos/ here?

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>75570490
Elite thread

>>75570490
Fuck eddie betts fucking boong

t. Port nazi

>>75578656
H O W L I N G

Imagine being 1/3 this round and advertising it on your normie twitter account lmao

>>75578687
Based TipGod is 2/2 of the games he has predicted

>>75578698
I've been following his twitter. Up $130 for the weekend so far.

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>How to kill those which have no life.
Enjoy /afl/ as it should be.

>>75578698
>tipped both teams in one tweet, which as per previous rounds is a test and should be ignored
>too scared to choose a winner in saints v hawks
>chose Carlton against a side with no wins

1/3, trip on

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Why does the Spiggs Freo match have to start so late?

>>75578708
Even a broken autistic clock is right twice a day.

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theres about 15 people at the north melbourne game

>>75578737
They're probably running late and will get there in time for the last quarter.

Anyone got a stream to north suns, site I usually goes to has the dockers eagles pre-game

>>75578773
its on channel 7

GAME OF THE ROUND COMIN UP FELLAS

WHO HYPE

Guys I'm concerned about brad scott's mental health

>>75578868
Hold up, son. Adelaide vs Richmond isn't on until tomorrow. Still have some shit games tonight to get through.

>>75578895
Adelaide v Richmond isn't even the best game on tomorrow.

>>75578895
mate i dunno if you know but the eagles are playing some pleb team tonight. no one gives a shit about tex and that boong monkey you taught to kick goals

>>75578913
What do you rate higher?

>Essendon v Melbourne
Couldn't be this.

>Geelong v Collingwood
Maybe if you're one of those weirdos who loves watching people get killed.

post cucktoriacore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wycjnCCgUes

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

>>75578945
fun fact: tame impala were the number one ticketholders for freo a couple seasons back

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>>75578721
I won my punters money, that's all that matters.

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hawks lads

>he's not watching Kangaroo Jack on 7flix
Should be ashamed of yourselves

>>75578964
But then they realized that was pleb shit and upgraded to the (then) most highly decorated currently serving solider in the Australian Military

ELITE

anyone got a norf/suns stream?

jk literally no one cares.

>>75578978
Theres a 7flix now??

>>75579054
Only for the last like 2-3 years mate

>2 goals and 40+ possessions for Boomer Harvey (not sure what league)
Nice work Norf

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>1/3

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>>75579066
>Can't even remember the last time I watched FTA TV except just to watch sport

heavehounna

>>75579098
Didn't he offer himself to other teams?

>Good job the entire AFL

>>75578917
>Pleb team.

Fuck off. Fremantle are the most patrician team in the league.

Can it be called a NORF if they start the bed shitting from the first quarter?

>Julie Bishop tossing the coin
wtf

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>>75579172
[NORFS ETERNALLY]

>>75579181
yeah shes an eagles fan
even gave obama a guernsey once

>>75579172
>start shit
>get your fans hopes up by dominating the next 2
>pull a surprise norf

You have to mix these things up a bit or people will get bored

>>75579161
ross pls dont shitpost in the box

>>75578966
>he won 4000 dollars, look how good I am
Stop shitposting, fake RC.

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>NORF

>Iggles at Subiaco
I thought they were shit after last week. Going to lose my rent money now.

>booing
:(

>>75579256
They will be fucked next year

@75579264
kys oxygen thief

>>75579264
>opposition player gets tackled at subi
>'BALLLLLLL' rings out within 0.002 seconds

shitgle supporters

haha manlet btfo

FLAT TRACK BULLIES

Do they have sniffer dogs at these WA events, or have all the beagles OD'd?

>>75579347
Only ever see them at train stations for concerts.

>>75579347
they just hire iggles fans to sniff it out

BIG BEN brown

>>75579256
Follow my twitter if you want to bet mate.

>RealShitPleb tips The Eagles only after they are up 37-8
Fucking pathetic

>North back in front
And so it begins.

>All these inside 50 frees for Iggs
RC was right

This is being perfectly set up for a >NORF

If North lose to Gold Coast in front of a strong home crowd of 6,200 the schachefrueder will be too much

Iggs on premiers hip watch

FUCK YOU EAGLE DOUBTERS EAT MY ASS YOU CUNTS

>WEEEEEE'REEEE THE EAGLES
>THE WEST COAST EAGLES
>AND WE'RE HERE
>TO SHOW YOU WHY

>>75579510
I can only hope that norf get a decent lead before they collapse

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This shit is all down to Ross saying "it's not more than a gane" this week and I for one am frickin FED UP

>>75579515
>Beating up on shit sides at home

Wow, great job. Come back when you can play with the big boys at the home of footy.

Are Iggs fans predisposed to Borderline personality Disorder? Last week they wanted to fold their pathetic club, this week after 1 quarter they are on hip watch and I thought after last year they weren't going to ride their emotions week to week on the actions of others?
Really gets my noggin' joggin'

FLAT

TRACK

CHESTED

>>75579515
Don't forget your map when you head to the airport sweety xx

Can't wait for Ross to play attacking footy, chase down the lead and shit down the Eagle's throat.

BULLIES

FUCKING DUCKING CUNTS
FUCK YOU EAGLES
FUCK YOU

>flat-chested tracked bullies
TRANSFORM!

>>75579536
>>75579556
Thanks for the (You)'s ya cunts
did you really think you could belittle me? mate im as tough as the Eagles web.

ROSS

>>75579612
I exposed you as the faggot who "pretends" to be retarded last thread mate, you are a WORM to me. SQUISH SQUASH

75579612
*yawn*

>>75579629
Hahaha wasn't even posting in the last thread mate, must have been another patriotic eagles fan. Cucktorian

Iggles getting well ahead of themselves. There's was an at least 7 goal breeze going their way in the first.

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75579644
sure thing mate.

Just finished watching YuruYuri lads

fuck the umps are loving the eagles tonight lads

>>75579644
Being patriotic only applies to your country you troglodyte.

>>75579655
Da m n its reversed

>>75579671
is there any secks in it?

>>75579655
Looks like another one in the second term. Dockers really getting the short end of the stick.

>>75579671
Sakura Trick is better tbqh

Ben Brown is the most underrated power forward in the game.

>>75579701
Sakura Trick is garbage.

>>75579711
>underrated
a feeling you couldn't possibly understand

>>75579711
I hope you power forward off a cliff mate

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>>75579671
>>75579701
>>75579721
Weebs will hang first

>>75579711
If by underrated you mean he gets 2/10 rating instead of 3/10

>>75579728
Good joke, this one is legitimately clever, I'll pay it.

>>75579725
I don't even know what this is supposed to mean.

Just put on the blue and yellow already umpires fuckin hell

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>tfw not sure whether getting ahead before 3 quarter time is a good thing or not

>>75579698
Chinatsu rapekissed Akari in one episode

>4 eagles on 1 in eagles defensive 50
>2 eagles on 1 in eagles forward 50
where the fuck are the dockers players

>>75579814
Fuckin sperging out playing Under 10's and just running after the ball because ball movement is non-existent.

>>75579814
someone has to drive the tank

>Norf v Ablett
only winning by 8 points

The norf is really on now

>norf

Why does Melbourne always boo Ablett? They cant all be Jews booing a devout Christian,

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>tfw years later norf is still in the same position

norf starting early lads

Please Norf it, Norf. Please Norf it.

>>75579959
we're actually a lot worse now

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no doubt heading down to the rooms for some classic West Coast dressing down and a dose of inspiration.

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>NORF

>7 point lead going into the final quarter
It'll still count, right?

NORFING COMMENCES

>>75579880
>not remembering the time ablett btfo norf all alone

http://www.afl.com.au/match-centre/2013/11/gcfc-v-nmfc

haha, that Melbourne crowd.

>sporting """""capital""""" of the Southern Hemisphere

gazgod

>3
>4
>5
North are going to score 6 goals in the fourth. Congrats them on their first win (or biggest choke).

>>75580029
What were the crowds on Monday and Tuesday mate?

>>75579999
Good amine picture

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APOLOGISE

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>>75580057
sorry gaj

>>75580057
>Gaz plays better the closer he is located to Geelong
Lock in the Cats for 2018.

Gonna be magical watching Danger, Selwood and Ablett working together next year, lads.

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>>75580057
>he thinks I ever doubted GAJ
plebian

who the fucks LLB?

>>75580071
desu Danger Duck doesn't need Ablett to win the hip

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>>75580048

>tfw military defeats pull bigger crowds than fair weather Melbourne.

>>75580080
Some Bongistan poof who shits on interier designers. Think Carson for rooms instead of straight guys

>>75580093
Maybe he'll get in a punch up with someone.

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>>75580091
DELET

>>75580103
Maybe. I rekon the poofs who pitch instead of catch would be decent in fights

>>75580113
wat?

>>75580071

>teetotalling GAJ and Patrick "White Line Fever" Dangerfield gelling together

I want North to win, but I also want to see a classic >Norf. Tough choices

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>NORF emplying haji's to explode and prevent the inevitable NORF

>NORF

>>75580163
Cute. Hope they're enjoying our game. I hope there aren't any racists there.

>tip doesn't count because it's a test
>to scared to tip
>tipping against a team with no wins
>to scared to tip before start
>to scared to tip before start

1/5

Kek

KEK

K E K

>can't tip sports
>can't tip cows
>can't tip who stole his Muslim spouse

>>75580222
checked

>Umps trying to anti >NORF

>>75580189
Hope they get culturally enriched by Port fans

>>75580163
where are their husbands? that's pretty haram t.bh

not even norf will norf THIS hard

>>75580209
He's so fucking useless at tipping he'll make up some bullshit meanwhile even cunts who work at Coles have to get their tips in before the round starts
>Tip """God""
False God more like.

>>75580266
I thought the same, then I thought maybe a couple of them are coons who just wrapped a petrol sniff rag around their head so they can steal without repercussions.

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>tfw you fell for the memes

>>75580285
i don't think so m8 I've lived in Fleminton before I think they're Somalis in my expert opinion

>>75580280
Scores would have been 1 point difference if the gold coast guy wasn't a self cunt/hear footsteps. Suns will come back from this. Prepare for a NORF.

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>>75580293
>tfw you didn't

>>75580315
>phoneposting

>>75580333
25% of the way there.

/afl/ - gets general

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>>75580248

Didn't hear about him getting found by the cops, all in all a pretty good trole.

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GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO GAJ AND CO FOR A FULL BLOWN TOP SHELF NORF

>>75580399
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

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BIG
BEN
BROWN

[spoiler]took me a while to find a non negative norf meme[/spoiler]

LOLNORF

greatest of all time

>40+ disposals
>Most tackles on ground
>Kicking goals
>Team still losing
No wonder he can't wait to get out of there.

>>75580444
checked

is there anything lecras the lil frenchman cant do???

>>75580450
He LITERALLY signed up for this

>>75580465
win at the G

>le incredulous angry twin coach man

Gold Cunts to draw this one up maties

Time to relocate Gaj Coast to tassie lads.

GAJ has cracked 200 SC lads

this is one of the ugliset wins I can remember seeing tbqh

>Scott still having a sook in the box

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>>75580399

>norf couldn't even norf themselves

kek
KEK
K E K

Who gonna be 6/6 here providing West Coast gets over the line?

>tfw 21/21 tipping streak

>>75580895
>all the tips I didn't post online are correct
Fuck off, fake RC

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Hahahaha

>>75580955
You need to start believing in Tip God.

>>75580998
Like your tipping score, god isn't real.

>>75581022
I'll pray for you mate.

>>75581047
Your narrative and your tipping score are as fake as the Muslims you bang

>Apologies if you put money on (we didn't say you should), but this was once again a test. We hope you've wisened up by now punters...

>can't tip sports
>can't find an excuse
>will never have a life of any valuable use

>Sorry for the lack of pregame tips, Gold Coast match up too well for North and should win comfortably.
>MUH TEST
Bitchality Cuck on aborted failure in life watch

>>75581206
>>75581262
Not my fault if you failed the test.

>in b4 "I'm 9/9 for the round idiots how about you dickhead?"
*yawn*

@75581278
>I was only pretending to tip

>>75581290
>he doesn't find the gimmick amusing

>>75581278
>Not my fault if you failed the test.
Did your primary school teachers rubbed off on you

>tfw fake RC's posts have become so mundane and predictable you filter him so you can bully him in peace.
Comfy feel lads, get on it (not a test)

>>75581361
Nah I'm not gonna stay up so you can make believe that you're bullying me. I'm getting up early tomorrow to go to church where I'll be donating my 3k win.

>>75581321
>he doesn't post with his trip

>muh God
Even Reality Check's beliefs are fake
kek
KEK
K E K

Absolutely SHOOK lads.

>>75581442
>he thinks anyone who doesn't dislike RC is RC

>>75581480
Trip on mate.

>>75581480
trip on faggot

>>75581480
>he likes a tripfag
Trip on faggot you're fooling nobody

>>75581502
>>75581509
simple posts from simple minds

>somebody finds RC's identity online
>tip off authorities about his supposed tax evasion
>somehow summon him to a court of law
>he is forced, under oath, to admit that he's a 36 year old wog LARPing on a chink cartoon forum to mask his poothetic life
>court transcript leaked
>RC chased off of /sp/
>aborts his poothetic life
Day of the rope when

>>75581552
>LE WE ARE ANON WE ARE LEGION

>>75580209
Absolutely called it
He even got a late tip wrong lmao

>>75581555
>>75581569
Pathetic.

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>>75581555
The truth is always simple.

>>75581361
Anti rc people are the most mundane, basic bitch, entry level tier plebs this board has ever seen

If you're anti rc you should just sydney swans yourself already

>>75581628
Turn your trip back on, Reality Cunt
Just because you said you're going to bed doesn't mean you can false flag anonymously

heh memes

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@75581628
wew lads he's about to blow a gasket.
>has to turn his trip off to defend himself
>gets exposed anyway.
What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive

>>75581561

I'm pretty sure he has half of UNESCO in his back pocket m8, he'll be fine

>>75581628
>Literally using the tactics of the "plebocracy" to defend yourself
Imitation is the highest form of flattery I guess.

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CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES! COME ON1

Lads, this could be used to identify RC with his tripcode off.
https://psal.cs.drexel.edu/index.php/JStylo-Anonymouth
It's a project by Drexel University made a couple of years ago. If all of RC's posts are archived in it (and other tripfags for comparison), we could find all his anonymous POOsts.

>iggs have no more matches at the MCG this year
Well I guess they're not gonna lose again until the GF

>>75581757
Niche bar powder room is gonna be going off tonight lad

>>75581788
That's a fucking great idea desu
>RC getting exposed like this

>>75581561
>>75581788
My sides would never recover. I would literally spend the no money I have to fly to whatever state it was in to and attend court to shitpost IRL because I could run faster than his mobility scooter. The greatest schlonging since LeXplorer

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>210
TYBGAJ

>>75578392
You could have just given that money to me, I told you.

last for /tiggs/

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>>75583347
Not even close to last pleb.
HEAVE HO UNNA NEVA DIES

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APOLOGISE IMMEDIATELY

YOU FUCKING WANKERS

>>75583966
I'm sorry you can't play away from home.

>>75584042
playing Port Adelaide in SA next week. Never lost to them there.

I'm confident in >our away record, since it's not the MCG

>>75584194
You're gonna get rolled mate.

>>75584402
well I guess we'll find out in a week, won't we, champ

>>75584194
Extremely fast Poort side will absolute run circles around the slow shitgles

>>75584557
Yes we will "champ" beating a middle of the table side (at best) like Freo youth academy in your safe space shouldn't give you any confidence at all.

>>75584592
>>75584652
the iggles 1st quarter is the best quarter of footy any side has played all year. Precise skills, consistently hitting F50 targets and relentless pressure. Everything the team didn't produce last week.

Re-produce that effort against Port and the iggs are in with a red-hot chance of topping Port.

Also worth mentioning that the iggles don't fear the SA teams, or the Adelaide Oval. This game will be a very good one.

>>75584776
>the iggles 1st quarter is the best quarter of footy any side has played all year
You need to up you bait sunshine

>>75584794
Nobody who watched the game would call that bait.

>>75584856
That's because Norf vs GC was a better game to watch. If you think that slow massaging possession shit is gonna cut it in SA you better get good and drunk before hand mate.

>>75584856
>responding to damage control bait

Why does /afl/ hate the iggs now?

>>75584979
>now
They've been hated for ages. Not only because of eternal WA vs Eastern States tension but for the fact their disgraceful "culture" destroyed the lives of many promising young footballers at BOTH WA clubs. Iggs are the literal bad guys of the AFL.

>>75585021
okay then

At least WC cleaned up their act after 2007.

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>>75584979
>>75585021
Also to add, not only did the club turn a blind eye to the off field indiscretions they didn't give a single fuck about what happened to the health and welfare of players after they'd passed their on field use by date

>Mainwaring
Dead (the fact they have a trubute game for that junkie faggot is laughable)
>Cousins
Multiple infractions, TRO's. Prison, soon to be dead
>Kerr
Set a house on fire, ran laps around an oval in a full business suit, prison soon.
>Gardiner
Fucked Embley's missus and was loving life being associated with Kizon so had to be traded to keep the peace
>Chick
Drug fucked and bikie associate, on film drinking while his "friend" knocked out a bouncer who told them to ease up
>Fletcher
Flat lined in Vegas and should have died so more light could have been shed on how fucked the club is
>Sharp
Got on the drugs while a rookie looking up to Cousins, never player a game and rolled an armored car years later for 300k to fund his meth habit

>>75585176
>things cleaned up after 2007
see above. The club doesn't give a single fuck about player welfare

>>75585176
>At least WC cleaned up their act after 2007
lmao Yeo-caine (one of many) would beg to differ

>>75584979
Because the iggposting is fucking annoying and amongst other shit

>>75585220
Could be worse. Could be Michael Johnson

>>75585221
This seems like an opinion thing. I browse /f1/ primarily and the German posting anime shits me to no end but some like him.

>>75585299
>Could be Michael Johnson
At least his heart was strong enough to cope unlike Mainwaring.
Surprised him being pulled up outside capitol didn't get more attention to be honest. Dropped from leadership ground and slap on the wrist really, I guess 7 Perth couldn't really draw attention to WA club drug culture with how rife it was back then during '06-10
>Cousins
>Chick
>Johnson
>Polak
the list goes on

>>75585299
Johnson was taken care of quickly and quietly then overshadowed by the GC coke bust and Bennell.

who /ohwhatafeeling/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLHAZjzkpKg

Late night SESH posting for my /afl/ crew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5jGPrq94-w

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Last for HEAVE HO UNNA

BASEDBANE

>>75589937
Typical seppo casual they got raped today and you didn't even know. Sad.

>>75590261

I went to the pub when it was 22-77 to celebrate the sick get I got.

>It was a /BASEDBANE/ get

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GIS DA BALL UNNA

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>>75590380
>weeb
>seppo
>leaving during a game to celebrate numbers on the internet
All ropeable offences

>>75589937
>>75590380
Imagine being so hated that lazy cunt Aussies will still hate you between the hours of 3am-5am when they should be drunk as fuck getting maccas. Sad.