Mets vs Washington thread

>>75566764
scherzer rapes yur shit team

>>75566814
we rape ourselves most of the time. but we will see, gnat.

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I'm still here

So when do they send out a mailbox or a promo cutout onto the field to fill in for these injuries?

GO MEST!

>>75566910
holy shit, that's hilarious. are they skybox seats or something?

confy nice rundown

Wow a lead. It's a miracle.

TRAVIS D'AR-YES!

Thank you based TDA

why did i even start scherzer FUCK THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

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GO METS

#OperationStopTheNationals

This is the first lead we've had in like a week

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>>75567215
>D'Arnaud's two-run bomb gives the Mets their first lead in 57 2/3 innings

>werthless

That was fun while it lasted

Wieters!!!

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Mets have the lead...

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Nats fan checking in. I fell asleep on the couch after work. What did I miss?

>>75567629
darneaux hit a 2 run hr in the 1st, then zimmerman came right back with a dinger, then wsh sent a 2 run bomb over the back wall. thats about it.

>>75567629
One of the cameras is broken so that it makes the dirt look blue, and Santangelo called a home run a tater again.

is there a stream?

>>75567710
there are several. i dunno if we cant post that kinda shit on here though.

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Watching MLB Network today, the Mets were discussed but like it was really generalized into DUDE INJURIES LMAO. Harvey's 10 am call was rarely touched on, Terry's/Ramirez's bungle of Cespedes was barely discussed.

The kicker was Russo dumping on Harvey one second then defending Collins the next second.

No one wants to talk about the inept management.

>>75567710
that depends, are you a mets or nats fan?

>>75567699
Thanx MetsBro
>>75567700
kek
So, everything is pretty much normal then. Everything is all right with my world then.

God bless Bruce and Conforto for being two actual good hitter

>>75567769
The entire Mets front office, coaching staff and training staff should have their testicles slammed in a car door, and that's coming from a Nats fan. The players don't have a chance in Hell to succeed. I feel for you guys.

>>75567771
nats all the way.

Who can even stop the nat this year?

>doing all this with a shit bullpen
>will prob buy that royals guy at the deadline

>>75567853
Its so bad. Sometimes I wish the mlb would just contract the Mets so I could follow a team with an administration that doesn't treat its players like shit and by extension the fans. I won't quit the Mets though unless that literally happens.

>>75567901
The one guy out of the pen, Koda Glover, who was doing well just went on the 10 day DL.

>>75567953
These things are somewhat cyclical, so it 's up and down. The really sad thing is that the Mets had accomplished the hardest part of roster building, a decent starting rotation, and then mismanaged to the point of ruining it almost irrevocably. That's what really hurts.

It's nice to see Bryce not rying to yank every pitch over the right field wall.

nice double play.

So what's up with Thor and his sore biceps? DL? Is he going to start this series? I haven't heard.

>>75568055
I'm aware its cyclical. I don't really care about if the team is very good or not, the biggest thing is just the management not being basically what the Mets are.

The issue for me is that I am still pretty new to baseball (this is only my second year) and I'm trying to just commit to one team for life, and I want to like the Mets but its just getting unenjoyable because of the administration. The players can change but its harder to change who owns it and shit.

>>75568272
sunday

FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT

holy fuck d'Arnaurd

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say it with me:

M I N I
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>>75567856
Then no.

>Reyes and Degrom both hit
is this a sign??

Max Scherzer? More like Max SHIT

>>75568352
We waited 33 years for baseball in DC and then we got a team that was in a shambles when it got here. No talent at the MLB level, no farm, no coaching staff and a shit front office. RFK stadium was a rat infested shithole. I suffered through back to back 100 loss seasons. What we did have was a good owner who was willing to spend money AND hire good people to oversee the on the field product with out meddling.

>>75568496
sure hope so.

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Been days since I last smiled at this team

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>scherzer

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>Travis d’Arnaud had 15 RBI in 75 games last season. He has 15 RBI this season in 19 games.

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>>75568556

>>75568576
RBIs are less than meaningless

>>75568622
No they're not.

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Name an expansion team that has won a World Series

>>75568639
Well that's it you've convinced me.

>>75568649
Shut the fuck up, you talentless hack.

>Reyes batting .147
>TJ batting .143

First to .200 gets the starting job desu

>>75568672
I accept your apology.

>>75568521
>September 30, 1971: In the Senators' Final home game, the Senators led the New York Yankees 7–5 with two outs in the top of the ninth. After an obese teenager runs onto the field, picks up first base, and runs off, fans storm the field and tear up bases, grass patches, and anything else they can find for souvenirs. The Senators are ruled to have forfeited the game, 9–0.
Good ol RFK

>>75568731
and they're both batting better than grandy lol

>>75568521
I'd rather have a 100 loss team with a good owner than what the Mets are honestly.
I'm going to try to stick with them, but its not going to be based on wins.

>an obese teenager runs onto the field, picks up first base
That was me, I still have it.

>tfw bryce harper will never empty his load inside you
Why live?

DEPORT MURPHY

BACK TO IRELAND WITH YE

pls go away murph

>Kevin Long kills the Mets
>Gave Murphy some secret technique to become a god

>>75568799
It was painful, desu. Still, I went to a shit ton of games and watched most of the others on TV. Bad hitting, bad defense, abysmal pitching, but there were some highlights. When you know you're going to lose, it doesn't affect you so much.

Why didn't Trump buy the mets like he said he would?

>>75568996
>trump will never make the rotation great again

feels bad

>everyone has long hair
Gay hippies

Gayson Werthless

>>75568996
Trump is an orange retard.

>>75568996
because he's not a man of his word

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>>75569076
>>75569077

KKKKKKK

DEGROM

Nats still think they're in the Home Run Derby meme park

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>Local pitcher: I am growing stronger

Shit ump

DEGROM!!!!!!!
KKKKKKKKKK

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>bruce harper

yeah TJ isn't good enough to be doing stupid murph-style baserunning shit

bench his ass

Rivera new starter bye-bye Reyes

lol that could have been awful

>>75569682
He stayed on, but it was closer than it should have been.

WHAT? that shit was outside, fuck that. what's up with this ump.

jesus this ump is shit

>>75569847
At least he sucks for both teams. Half of deGrom's strike outs, weren't.

Robot umps when?

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>>75569898

Lads how long will this ZimZam bomb be?

>>75569969
It's true. Extra wide zone tonight.

11 K's, holy fucking shit.

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KKKKKKKKKKK

Do you think that DeGrom, Thor and Gsellman have sleepovers where they French braid each other's hair, giggle and have topless pillow fights which lead in to kissing and fondling? I think so.

>>75570118
Uptoked

>>75570118
do you legit have this saved in a txt file? it's every day with that joke.

KKKKKKKKKKKK

degrom!!!!!!!! do you think they'll have him up for another inning? what's the max K's on the year so far, Thor with 13? 14? I forget.

>>75570118
This makes me want an mlb-sponsored anime that have cute girl versions of all the baseball players.

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>>75570158
No. I just make up a new one every day. It's not a joke, it's true.

>>75570196
do want

>>75570192
Maybe one more batter

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>>75570196
why not just have real girls and do the same thing?

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>>75570295
>3dpd

Ew

>>75570192
Dan Straily, MIA, 14k, 4/22 @ SD

>>75570327
She looks cold.

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based assdribble

dat assdribble doe

>>75570295
>>75570377
>>75570427
You're okay.
For a mestfan.

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>>75570551
thx!

>grandy

Maybe this will just be one of those years we can't win at home?

>>75570377
best girl

holy shit that grandy catch. degrom prob done he's at like 111 pitches. wow.

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okay that was pretty based

reyes actually gettin busy.

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is reyes, dare i say it, back?

>>75570873
dat second family fucked him up mentally
>still want TJ though

oh shit i thought that was a double play ball.

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>zimmerman

he was off the base, they better not overturn that.

>another steal
wtf i love the mets now

bases loaded no outs, eh? guaranteed at least 1 run outta this, let's see how this goes.

i keep getting tripped up by the catpcha, i'm so used to clicking on stop signs and shit, now it wants cars.

>plawecki got a hit with RISP
I don't believe it

>>75571061
>plawecki got a hit
i don't believe it

>turner

topkek walking a run in

Is Trea Turner pitching? Feels like it

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CANT BE DISSAPOINTED IF I DIDNT EXPECT ANYTHING

Bruce + cabrera = worthless

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mad walgreens fans?
how dis apple taste

>>75571183
About the same as last place tastes.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
D

>reed

>reed
>good at pitching

Where did this meme come from?

oh dammit. what the fuck. it's all falling apart. no i will not have it! get it together reed!!!

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It's all happening

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>mets

wtf i hate reyes again

wtf i love werthless now

werthless lmao

>werthless

still too close.

wew lads that was close, werth was swinging for the fences.

>werthless [2]

thank god for jayson werth

>>75571601
He's like 40 now, right?

>mests

>blow gays

>barves

>rags

shit. anyone else's connection crap out?

>marlels pitching

Romero has serious gas.

>lillies

ayyyyyyyyyyy

wtf i love reyes now

>familia

anyone else worried?

>>75571892
yee

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>>75571892
Not me.

>>75571919
DELETE THIS

>>75571919
DELET

lol must suck when your manager is eyeballing you from like 100 feet

It begins.

well, here we go again

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MAGA hat behind home plate

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>>75572030
this guy, right?

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It's all happening
LIND!!!!

jesus christ senpai

>familia

EATON OUT FOR SEASON
NON CONTACT INJURY

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh shit
Mighty Mouse ded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

that looked like it hurt

>>75572162
>elbow/bone spurs

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Jesus Senpai.

Well we killed him.

It's Armando all over again.

shit he looked like he rolled his ankle. might even be fractured or broke.

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>>75572162
stay classy New York

ded rip

>>75572201
suk a dik lil nigga its on MLBN i dont give a fuck bout mest

>terry

Yanked Familia
Wow.

>trea turner

>>75572343
i dont know why he's still around. he blew more saves last year than anyone i can remember. i've seen him perform well but he's a fuckup, he needs to gtfo.

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Jesus Mets. Will there ever be respite from the pain?

>>75572345
>familia

WTF I LOVE TERRY NOW

>Bruce Hurrper

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Sup, Mest fans.

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>harper with the bases loaded

gg mest bros. See you tomorrow.

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5D chess from terry

gg nats

wew lads gg

FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!

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Holy shit Terry made the right call. Well fuck my butt.

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Nice.

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>herpes
>clutch

pick one

>>75572457
You guys will fail in playoffs with NO PITCHING LOL

It's almost like Terry...

knows what he's doing.

hell yeah, see you guys tomorrow. i might be ou but i'll be on phone and shit. good game nats.

Terry was momentarily possessed by the spirit of an actual major league manager

GG nast.

>>75572559
He does. The problem this that the offense can't produce and the bullpen is a hot mess