korean hockey qts edition
>>75565791
Preds will win
Pizza is a reddit food
>>75565670
I like you, Blue Cheese poster. I always say that people who prefer blue cheese are cultured.
You get it? Cultured? Because the blue mold on cheese are actually penicillium CULTURES introduced to the cheese.
So, blue cheese is CULTURED cheese, enjoyed by those of us who have CULTURE.
Do you get it?
>my dad's friend's son was drafted by Detroit in 2016
6th round, but pretty neat anyway tbf
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=264409
get bombed lol
>>75565791
With international football expanding in Asian; will the same happen to Hokkei?
Several 'big names' moves to chinese football clubs over the last 2 yrs
>>75565817
christchurch OUT
Pizza times pizza
>>75565802
Excellent EXCELLENT post
>>75565810
I don't understand.
Can you explain it to me like I never got my grade 9? I'll pay you well.
>>75565802
Preds will win
How is pizza reddit though?
WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT YOU DON'T SUCCEED
WHEN YOU STUCK WITH THE RAGS, BUT THEY DON'T TAKE HEED
WHEN YOU FEEL SO TIRED, BUT YOU CAN'T SLEEP
STUCK IN RAGVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSE
>>75565737
Considering footy and rugby suck dick Nigel, no.
>>75565851
You never got your grade 9? Sorry, I don't think I can dumb it down enough for an Albertan.
>>75565863
Just show her your /hoc/ memes and explain to her what /hoc/ means to you
Talk about Laine not being a bust too
She'll get right in
>>75565856
SUPERB post
trips and Devils win Nolan Patrick
BRAVO NOLAN
>>75565878
>tfw made the lundpads webm last night and it's already spreading
>>75565878
The best part of this is how Skeji just skates away. Good ol Minnesota boy there.
Do you think bulju likes based blue cheese
Holy shit Jumbo.
>>75565896
which webm?
>>75565896
>jim carrey is a rags fan
>spike lee is a rags fan
>john "current year" oliver is a rags fan
Who else can't wait for the super nintendos to sweep them?
I
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anyone going to a draft lotto party tomorrow?
>>75565943
no, i plan to be hungover and sitting on my couch all day
NEW MEME
E
W
M
E
M
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>>75565943
>edmontonwinslol
not interested
>>75565932
kek
>>75565943
cringe
Name one thing Vesa Toskala did wrong, pro tip you cant
>tfw share a fanbase with grease and the shitvakian
can i use blue cheese to scare them off maybe?
Nolan Patrick is the kind of guy you want on your team. A natural leader, a guy that leads by example. The kind of guy that carries his own bag and gives the equipment guys christmas gifts. The kid puts up numbers but let me tell you hes got grit too. The make em tough up there in Winnipeg. He brings size, skill, and speed to the table. I know whatever team he goes to is going to be very happy.
He is a changed man too. There used to be questions about his behavior after he raped and killed a girl in 2014. But after talking to the kid I know he isn't that guy anymore, he is a real professional now.
>>75565876
>tfw she watches hokkei, Bruins and Tappara are her favorites
>she also plays vidya
I bet I'm gonna go spaghetti.
>>75565988
thanks peer
>>75565956
>cringe
what for
it's not only Canadians who are doing it
>>75565932
Is that his benis?
Now that's true dedication
Just trade him to Tampa or Anaheim so he has a chance to win already
>>75565997
draft party OK but a party for the draft lotto?
sounds stupid, borderline obsessive
>>75565971
>>75565971
Being a shit goalie
>>75565978
Suck my cock
>>75565995
Sounds like a great catch!
Good luck Finbro
>>75565995
you're going to a date with a man, pegga
>>75565863
I refuse to believe this
Why are you telling lies on the internet?
>>75565995
>Bruins are her favorites
ABORT.
ABORT.
>>75566047
Shut up 3rd world gypsy faggot.
>>75566024
I think "draft party" for NHL is kinda better than draft parties they have for NFL/NBA that lasts the entire day
>>75566102
Fuck off trailer trash
Vezina trophy winner next season?
>>75566024
canucks fans don't have much to cling to desu
>>75566114
At least I don't live in the original refugee camps complete with the alcoholism and wagons you fucking retard.
>>75566128
lol hell no, he's a big game choker
>>75565827
Throw some spaghetti on that badboy
>tfw no finnfriend to share a brick of roquefort blue cheese with
>>75566095
Why don't you shut the frick up?
>>75566149
I gave your mother my marinara sauce last night Kiwi
>tfw poo jersey and slovakia share the same ranking in america and europe respectively and still fling poo at each other
>>75566181
>Says the Newfiw
>>75566103
>>75566199
le ebin image of ants pic xD
reddit is that way
>>75566181
we don't?
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
>>75566218
>we
grease's american comparative is basically guam. maybe midway.
>>75566175
HAHAHHAHAA HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT. I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN BREATHE OR TYPE. I AM LITERALLY DICATATING THIS TO MY ROOMATE WHO IS TYPING BECAUSE I CANNOT. MY SIDES ARE ALREADY HALFWAY TO ALPHA CENTARI BECAUSE THAT WAS SO FUNNY. HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT PLEASE SEND HELP IF ANOTHER POST THAT FUNNY IS MADE BECAUSE I WILL CERTAINLY NEED IT. JESUS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!
so the guys that come from Harvard and other Ivy Leagues...do they have to be legitimately smart or did they get into those schools through sports like most other places?
>>75566051
Thanks
>>75566077
I guess I'll find out tomorrow
>>75566095
I'm sorry, I can't provide proofs at least right now.
>>75566234
U avin a giggle m8?
>>75566222
trips confirm ted has already hung himself
@75566218
Yes we do, you fucking nigger. I fucking hate you, Grease, and the only one who hates that nigger Slovak more than me is the shitvakia spammer.
Kys, faggot.
Lasagna > pizza
>>75566132
Go back to shagging your sister inbred retard
>>75566190
>implying people actually have internet access in newfieland
>>75566266
Already moved on to ur mum and sister m8. Someone has to fix your filthy genepool.
>>75566250
Suck my dick
For me it's kebabpizza
>>75566266
What about lasagna pizza?
Metropolitan Division teams have truly the worst fanbases in the NHL
>>75566298
>Amerifats call this ""pizza""
>Tfw our pizza here is so fucking atrocious that it turned me off from eating pizza for good
>>75566331
anerifats don't eat kebabpizza
>>75566331
meant for
>>75566319
>>75566331
>Metropolitan Division teams have truly the worst fanbases in the NHL
Why?
>>75566335
>Not making your own pizza
Why Norge?
>>75566366
In university, got no time to make my own food and too lazy desu senpai.
>>75566382
>In university
>got no time to make my own food
Biggest fucking lie in the fucking world.
>>75566359
>rags
>pongs
>cryers
>devlels
If you bully greece, stop eating olive products
>>75566366
>>75566382
Norway is literally Grandiosa: The country
tbf
>>75566393
Most of the time I'm just glued to my books, specially now with an exam coming soon so haven't spent much time in the kitchen
>>75566396
good post
>>75566396
olives were originally cultivated by the persians so eat shit
>>75566401
Grandiosa is the reason I can't eat pizza anymore. There isn't a single type of Grandiosa pizza that isn't absolute and utter shit. No idea how people can eat so much of it without feeling the urge to puke.
>>75566382
>In university, got no time
>/hoc/ talked about pizza all day
Truly the Kings of /sp/
>>75566382
It literally takes less than 40-45 minutes to make a homemade pizza; it's, mostly, cheaper too
Also, that Uni/College excuse is just yourself limiting yourself desu
>>75566434
Med school hasn't exactly been something that frees up a lot of time for me right now. Plus like I said I'm kind of lazy so don't exactly feel the urge to make my own food all the time.
>>75566436
Only place funposting still exists desu
>>75566414
stop eating olive products then
basically, stop eating so much and start eating olive products.
>>75566427
Understandable. I can eat the stuff, but I try to avoid frozen pizzas overall. That stuff is only to fill the stomach, if need be. The taste is, as you say, shaite.
>>75566454
>spending 45 mins making pizza instead of planning a vacation around Santarpios in East Boston
For me it's that delicious Valio Blue cheese
I am a fucking faggot, don't pay attention to my posts.
Nashville won't win tonight.
So Ducks gonna be eliminated right? There is no way they can win at Edmonton.
>>75566411
are you studying Engineering like most scandinavian people...
Didn't even know ananas pizza was considered strange. Been eating it for twenty years. Only cold ananas though. Fresh as fuck.
>>75566175
Your mums nickname is 'the marianas trench'
>I am a fucking faggot, don't pay attention to my posts.
>grease finally breaks down
KEK
>>75566503
fuck, that's a nice sweater.
>>75566319
ChicaGOAT pizza > Italian Pizza >>>>>>>>>> New York fake vomit on cardboard "pizza"
>>75566494
will you share with me :3
>>75566503
Kys proxy fag
>>75566561
>falling for the go za meme
how pathetic do you have to be to have two iphones? not only that, but set the one at a canadian proxy to post as another person?
>>75566527
Engineering is boring poo poo. Plus most here keep falling for the oil engineer meme
For me its Auston Matthews and a 'go 'za
>>75566528
Hawaii Pizza is best pizza swedebro
>>75566584
It's not a meme if big oil is willing to pay fat dollar
I wish I was smart enough at calculus to be an engine
>>75566579
Yeah how pathetic desu
>>75566584
Med school huh?
If vaccines don't cause autism why do I have autism. Checkmate Bjorn.
_______ House Of Pizza is guaranteed Greek trash pizza in the north east
>>75566651
>I wish I was smart enough at calculus to be an engine
You could take a bunch of acid and pretend you are Thomas the train engine.
>>75566579
>Posting from your phone
>>75566657
>>75566681
>>75566548
same poster
>>75566651
>Focus your entire career on a scarce resource
>Volatile as hell market
You will either spend time being unemployed or moving to countries like China to work for some big oil companies. That's just not the thing for me. There's been a lot of layoffs here since our oil prices started dipping. At least after I finish med school I will almost immediately get a job considering how high the demand for doctors is right now.
>>75566739
I'm the middle guy. So no
i want to fight someone
>>75566649
Only if the ananas is cold and added after heating the pizza though. The contrast the best
>>75566796
fight the establishment and the bosses
>>75566819
Pineapple pizza is a crime against nature. Glad Iceland's president is banning it.
>>75565948
i love this picture. i want to see that fat monkey run up a tree. kek
>>75566840
Damn, I actually liked you Norge but now you're just another faggot to me
>>75566840
It's the perfect mixture of sweet and salt
Don't be a fool Norge
>>75566819
Agree
>>75566382
I had substantially more time in college than I do working, and I only work 37.5 a week
>>75566862
Sorry friend, just can't understand how people are so crazy about pineapple pizza. Tried it myself, not a fan. Then again like I said our pizza here is so shit that I got sick of eating pizza, period.
Is this where I
>rags
?
Reminder you're a poser unless you've had real pineapple pizza.
where were you when norge became a bigger faggot than slovakia and grease combined?
me? i was on /hoc/
>>75566932
>Combined
Damn now that's quite the achievement
Polynesian pizza is the GOAT
>ham
>pineapple
>mandarin oranges
>sometimes maraschino cherries
A carnival of tropical flavor
>>75566761
It's not a scarce market. Don't buy into these memes you dip. A family friend has worked for Shell all his life and it's not slowing down!
>>75566925
Why can't Ottawa sell out a playoff hockey game?
>>75567017
It's not memes, the amount of engineers unemployed here is ridiculous. Most are either collecting welfare from NAV or just emigrated to other countries to work, which I'm not too fond of. I never was interested in engineering anyway. I'm having a blast with medicine though, about to start dissections and anatomy in two weeks.
>>75565815
When's EA gonna scan his face for NHL 18?
>>75566925
truly, unequivocally disgusting
bean
>>75567181
Dead meme
>>75567150
Soon enough I'm sure
>3rd world gypsy (You)s
disgusting desu
>>75567225
No. Just dormant untill the offseason.
>>75567181
offseason meme lad, not yet time
>>75567274
>>75567278
How shitty is /hoc/ during the offseason
I barely lurked last year
75567297
you really should just go back to reddlt
>>75567088
their "fanbase" is people too poor to go to habs/laffs games.
if snes tickets become super expensive then why not save the money to watch the habs/laffs next year instead?
>>75567309
You first retard
>still half an hour until first game starts
>>75566925
Throw some spaghetti on that badboy
>>75567550
>he can't appreciate anime
>>75566761
All resources are scarce. There's still good job opportunities in the petroleum sector, and this will continue for at least half a century unless the green communists go full retard and ban extraction of oil and natural gas.
>>75567550
ECHL-tier opinion there lad
>>75567582
>>75567617
dont respond to the shitvakian
>>75567088
Distance
Parking
Shitty and broken public transit
Time of game
Occupation of the majority of people and a broken public servant payment system
Pick your poison. I can't go because I'm broke as fuck, but would if I had money.
Shitmonton Pooilers
15'ish minutes to go bois
Predictions?
Preds > Blues
Ducks > Oilers (in OT)
>>75567692
preds > blues
ducks win when the whole oilers franchise collapses and folds during the 2nd period
>>75567667
Kill yourself
>>75567683
Good post
>>75567692
This
RALEIGH, NC - Ron Francis, Executive Vice President and General Manager of the National Hockey League's Carolina Hurricanes, today announced that the team has acquired goaltender Scott Darling from the Chicago Blackhawks in exchange for Ottawa's 2017 third-round draft pick. The Hurricanes will have exclusive negotiating rights with Darling until July 1, when he could become an unrestricted free agent.
WEW LAD
>>75567683
Poo Peeland
Blues > Preds
Oilers > Ducks
These are facts.
>>75567753
Already saw it on reddit.
Go back.
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/68677x/hurricanes_acquire_scott_darling_from_chicago/
>>75567778
Good predictions
And Norge continues to impress! Wow! Who would have thought one single person could have such SHIT opinions!
Preds - Blues thread
>>75567716
>>75567716
>>75567716
>>75567850
Laughing my way to the finals lad.
>>75567850
>That flag
>This post
Imagine being this triggered by a flag
>>75567894
God I hope this does not happen
>>75567770
What did Pulju mean by this?
>>75567960
Imagine being a third world inbred gypsy. I'd probably just kill myself.
Is the ducks and oilers series worth staying up for? Thought snes and rags would be boring as shit but I watched bits and pieces including the karlsson goal and regretted not watching it
>>75567975
>I'd probably just kill myself
You should do so anyway.
>>75567803
Fuck, I wanted the Jets to sign Darling
>>75567981
It's between two biggest meme teams on the west, it definitely is
>>75567981
snes and rags will end up being the most exciting series and provide the best memes
screencap this
>>75568019
TELL ME
WHAT
THE FUCK
YOU ARE DOING
IN KAZAKHSTAN
YOU KILLING MACHINE
why dont they have don on both days?
hes way better than kypreshit.
First I thought this was cheap as fuck but that's in Euros right? If so that's not a good deal
>>75567973
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
>>75568747
OPEN YOUR HEART
AND TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG
WHY CAN'T WE TALK LIKE WE USED TO DO BEFORE
I DON'T KNOW IF I 'M WEAK
I DON'T KNOW IF I 'M STRONG
HEY GIRL I CAN'T COPE ANYMORE
>>75568747
>2 euro for one beer
Yeah that's pretty high
>>75568790
The state of ZERO (0) cups LELMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
>>75568837
especially since it looks like singles are 1.99
>>75568849
????
So everyone without a team still in it is rooting for the Preds right?
>>75568747
Did you really think Finland had cheap beer?
>>75568904
I'm fine with both but Preds are clearly better
>>75568747
>>75568880
its against the law to give discounts if you buy more than one beer because the gubmint tries to keep us from not going extinct
>>75568918
but why is it 8% more expensive to buy a 1000-pack than 1000 singles? does finland not have economics either?
>>75568970
going extinct, well i guess it still works either way, we need that shit to operate
>>75568918
I don't know why I was thinking swedish currency but it seemed reasonably for some noname beer if you bought a thousand of them.
>>75568983
that 1000-pack actually has 1080 beers, don't ask me why but the unit price has to be the same, see >>75568970
>>75568983
Pretty sure it's actually 1080 cans. 1080 x 1.99 = 2149.2
Find me a better away jersey. You really can't.
>There are people who unironically thought the blose had a chance
>>75569397
(You)
>>75569174
>tfw white will never be the home Jersey colour
>>75569174
Would be better with black instead of orange desu
>>75569777
Orange looks really good there with the white imo but I can't argue with those digits
>>75569685
Going to Edmonton in July, will likely drop by the store and buy a jersey. The away one is really tempting to get.
>>75569777
Wrong
Is Nashville ELITE?
>>75569949
Nashville is a dynasty
>>75565791
does an korean hockey girl has stinky feets :3
Winnipeg is a frozen shithole
>>75565815
Hes been tearing the j20 league a new asshole this year. Could be a sleeper breakout goalie prospect
>>75571263
It's nice right now desu, was 15 today
>>75571263
Phenominal album, phenominal post
>>75571263
Better than your gay garbage country.
Lehterä again. So fucking underated. Top 5 forward in Blues.
>>75571777
STOP BULLYING SLOVAKIA
>>75571951
He should stop being a inbreeding faggot gypsy then
>>75571263
That's a random insult out of no where, you on drugs again Europoor?
>>75572109
He's gypsy trash so probably desu.
Oilers vs. ducks thread when?
>>75567778
>>75567850
See, I'm just laying out the facts.
>>75572797
>mcdavid dubs
Fuck the goonville inbreds
Predditors exposed it seems.
reminder
>>75571263
Fuck you cumstain, Winnipeg is a great town and Venetian Snares is jut a bitter asshole that got cucked by his gf and wrote this album in anger.
Shit breakcore desu, pedestrian as hell. babby's first EDM
Wew
>Nashville Redditors thought they were going to beat the Blues
Hahahahaha
>>75565856
LIGHTS WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE CUP
>>75573050
>needing a 5min major to win
ummmmmm sweetie
>mcsecondbabby
>second most cups in your market
>second most popular team in your market
>getting out chanted in your home rink by a team based 1400 miles away
This is what it means to be >cucks
Seriously why hasn't anyone elbowed McGayKid and ended his career already?
82 regular season games, no one does SHIT.
8 playoffs game, no one doing SHIT either.
rigged game tbqh
>>75573246
Ducks won the cup first and kings weren't even remotely popular until their first cup win
>>75572938
Winnipeg is a lot better now than it used to be, it's improved a lot. But back when that album was made in 2005 or whatever, ya it was a shithole.
What the fuck is wrong with the Ducks?
>>75574048
They suck. They memed their way through the >flim flams but now they have to play a real team with a real goalie
>boipussys
> Kong spics
>>75574048
Ducks dominated that period but the Oilers had a lucky goal and Talbot stood on his head.
>>75565856
>wait a minute
>did i feed cat?
>>75574482
There are 2 stray cats that have been coming up to my backdoor begging for food so I've been giving them old ham from easter
It's been in the fridge but I hope it doesn't get them sick
Maybe I should adopt them but what would be their names?
>>75574545
Sidney and Gene-o
>>75574638
I'll try and get pictures of them when they come around again
>>75574742
yes plz. kitteh are life
>>75574742
please I love kitties
>>75574742
he's a big cat
>>75574996
Thanks, Steve. Way to keep the riff-raff in line.
I think people are underrating how big of a clusterfuck the expansion draft could be. I wonder if teams would make trades to guarantee Vegas doesn't trade the player they take to a rival.
>>75575269
Lots of teams will trade their best players they won't be able to protect for picks or prospects
>>75573246
>implying the sh0rks are less popular than the cucks
>>75573719
Orange County has no business having its own hockey team, even people in San Diego (200 mIles away) root for the Kongs.
All SoCal needs is one (1) hockey team, it's like the Raiders, nobody gives a shit in SoCal about sports for the most part except for the Raiders except Mexibeaners and their undying love for the Doyers
>hagelin game time decision
Caps pens series is about to get REALLY spicy
Daily Reminder that the Canes WILL make the playoffs next year.
>>75565815
>meanwhile your dad looks at you in shame
its cool my brother was drafted by a mlb team on the west coast
>>75575564
sure looks like it
can't wait desu
>>75575564
Dubs confirm >cants set new playoff drought record
what's a typical amount of shots for a hockey team to get in a game?
>>75575645
i hope they've all been properly vaccinated before the game begins desu
>>75575645
25 to 35
>>75575645
If you aren't getting 10 a period you're not playing well
>>75571365
Oh, cool. Didn't even know about that. Thanks.
>>75575585
>being this insecure
Yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more Karlsson clips. Fuckin every time this kid steps on the ice someone scores. kids fuckin dirt nasty man. Does fuckin ovi have 6 assists this postseason I dont fuckin think so bud. I'm fuckin tellin ya Erik "stupid sexy Karlsson" Karlsson is pottin 50 in '17 fuckin callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck
>mfw the Oilels might actually be doing it
>>75575961
What is something Don Cherry would never say?
>>75576014
They will slobber over McDavid if the Oilers hold on but Talbot is the only reason Edmonton has a chance to win tonight.
>>75576014
It's mostly Talbot
>>75565791
>garbage ass teams like Edmonton and Nashville are advancing off of lucky breaks and powerplays
>its a Pittsburgh Penguins dominate the playoffs episode
Fugg, Crysby is really going to repeat and make it look easy both times.
Oh well...at least I can bandwagon Kessel.
>>75576014
lolno
>>75576093
>implying that's not exactly how Bettman and Pierre 'inside the glass' wrote the script
>>75576093
at this point I wouldn't really mind, but I don't watch eastern games so I don't deal with NBC's shilling
>>75576131
>>75576190
yeah...just kinda sucks.
The West is going to send bad representation two years in a row and get memed on.
Sure it will be somewhat amusing watching American potatoes, Canadian Crybabies and Russian Mongoloids meme on a shit tender for 30 goals in 4 games but...eh.
Another bad cup and Crysby offseason.
>completely dominate the game
>still lose
Fuck you too, hockey gods
>>75576290
stop chimping out
Ducks will win this series in 6 games.
Check it.
>anaheim won't have any problems since they god rid of bruce!
>yfw cucksfags actually believed this
>>75576290
Maybe if your Captain and both your Assistants weren't huge faggots they'd actually allow you to win games you spic. Your team is dirty as fuck.
>>75576273
It's not all bad, a true dynasty in the cap era would at least blow the argument for Chicago out of the water
>>75576296
>>75576302
This series hasn't had much chimping or dirty plays. Besides, I haven't seen any Ducks players spearing groins this postseason.
>>75576330
The PPs are the only reason they're down. Clean that up and it'll be fine.
>>75576330
Next game is probably going to. Towards the end of the 2nd you guys were starting your annual playoff chimpout. Team can't handle losing or being behind and get mad as fuck and play even worse.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE OILERS DIE
Press 'O' to congratulate the Oilers for winning both their games in Anaheim.
O
>>75576355
>play even worse
Ducks were by far the better team tonight, especially in the third. But Talbot played out of his mind and when the puck did get past him the post bailed him out.
>>75576392
I hope puljew and mcdavid die in car crashes
Someone needs to take a gun and shoot McGayKid in his dumb ass fucking face.
Kill Talbot too.
I thought you "Ducks" fags were real hockey fans?
??????
EXPOSED
>>75576355
I just hope they give mcdavid a career ending injury in the chimp out
>>75576438
reported to the police for soliciting murder
>>75576448
Gay as fuck
kek
gonna be the pongs and oilels in the finals
and you'll have no choice but to root for the pongs
cause what, you're gonna root for a fucking leaf?
LMFAO
>>75576448
A cuck.
You don't cheer for another Albertan team.
>>75576448
>>75576470
that's canada
I have ducks-caps. Fucking oilers are ruingning everything
>>75576474
Yeah, I'm definitely rooting for a fucking Leaf. Fuck you faggots.
Still fucking mad about '09.
>>75576457
I hope you die in a plane crash.
see you soon oilerbros
>>75576483
>ducks-caps
are you even watch hockey puck? do you even into hokkei???
>>75576474
Caps aren't losing. Game 2 is gunna be a blowout
>>75576448
A Canadian showing pride in his province. The state of California has more people than all of Canada. This is no different than me, a Kings fan, rooting for the Sharks and now the Ducks. I have pride in my state!
>>75576500
dont worry dear, ill be just fine and you'll still be asian
>>75576494
thanks for the cup
>>75576512
You're a cuck.
>>75576438
>>75576500
somebody plz make sure this kid doesn't have any black magic books checked out from the library plz am getting nervous
>>75576520
I don't enjoy rooting for other teams but ultimately I want what is best for my Calibros
>mcinvisible again
>>75576519
I can take solace in the fact that I traded that cup for you guys having to suffer through Disco Dan for a long ass time and wasting a lot of elite player's primes.
>>75576500
If you kill McDavid he wins
If you aren't white then I win :^]
CONFETTI
>C
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>N
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>E
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>T
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>>75576527
>still hasn't passed Auston Mathews goal total
Bust confirmed
lmao Anaheim is literally garbage and their fans are grasping at straws trying to justify their absolute failure
>>75576524
I'll prepare something for Sunday, don't worry.
>>75576552
>i i ITS OUR Y YEAR
>>75576510
Hagelin-Malkin-Kessel will bust up that d
>>75576568
>kessel
>malkin
Absolutely owned in game 1.
>tfw you use your several calgarypuck accounts to play out both sides of an 'oilers are better than the flames' argument while everyone cries to the mods
>tfw mental midget
>>75576575
They're always a bit rusty after having to wait a week while you struggle to beat a leaf
>the absolute fucking state of the Anaheim Ducks
WHY CAN'T I WIN
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>75576540
what does that even mean
>>75565801
>flag is literally stripes.
>not extending them
>>75576568
did that line even play game 1? literally invisible
>>75576622
Yes Bill fucked up a clean breakaway that would have put the Pens up 3-0.
>>75576599
>tfw your bald genetics are so bad that even your toddler has a receding hairline
>>75576527
>McDavid is invisible!
>Oilers are a one person team!
One of these memes must die, they can't exist side by side.
Quality check for the cucks
>>75576643
>american defencemen
not even once
>>75576643
I am mathposter.
I have returned.
>>75576652
Nigga he's from fuckin' Windsor. That cuck belongs to you guys.
>>75576652
>>75576661
He plays for Team USA because he's a cuck
>be drinking at Brewsters downtown for the game
>old fuck falls off his barstool in the 3rd
>ambulance is called
>paramedics come in and cart him away
>entire bar continues chanting "let's go oilers" without missing a beat
Absolutely based.
>>75576673
We don't want him. You fucking take him.
>>75576643
This kills the duck
>Edmonton Oilers fans chanting "YOU CAN'T WIN HERE" at Anaheim Ducks fans as they walk out of Honda Center
kek
KEK
>>75576641
Oilers are being massively outplayed and saved by career backup Cam Carey-Cechmanek Talbot.
>>75576661
>>75576688
ABSOLUTELY KEKED
>>75576658
mandlebrot set unironically blows my mind
>>75576676
How was that tension at the end?
>>75576688
Top FIF
Who's in a worse spot, Anaheim or Calgary?
>>75576021
"The line integral of a scalar field is the sum of contributions along a parametrized path integrated in one dimension"
>>75576717
I wanted the ambulance to stay, in case I also had a fucking heart attack.
Pittsburgh will win the grail
cap this
>>75576720
Calgary
>get swept
>team that swept you gets swept by your biggest rival
>>75576700
Edmonturds had better enjoy it while it lasts before electric cars kill the city's economy.
>>75576733
no need to cap that m8 it's already on the outline, rough draft, and final print of "the script" which is kept in Bettman's safe but Pierre Insidetheglass is allowed to jack off to it once per week, on Sunday nights
>>75576739
I'm way too fucking drunk for mathposting, anon
>>75576732
One wrong twitch and my nail was coming off my index finger.
>>75576617
It means go fuck yourself you dumb ass idiot LOL
>>75576757
REKT
>the last time anaheim lost back to back games in regulation was games 1 and 2 of the regular season
whoa, so this is what a veteran playoff team looks like
>>75576748
no need to understand, just gaze....
>>75576746
and you had better get used to losing
>>75576763
Oh shit, I just smoked a bowl and this blowing my mind
>>75576763
That is fucked
math > me
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2017/04/27/the-one-speech-i-wrote-for-obama-that-i-didnt-believe-in-praising-the-penguins/
>be a caps fan for life
>never see them win the cup
>become speech writer for the fucking president
>have to write congratulatory speech praising the team that always beats you
>the team that just beat you for the umpteenth time and you're still SEETHING over
>watch it happen all again the next year
laughing SO HARD at steve from DC
>>75576757
seek psychiatric help, you retarded faggot
>>75576763
>those two tiny circles on the middle/rotating circle traveling in straight lines, forming a cross
holy fuck hes right so far
>>75576763
BASED MATHPOSTER YOU BETTER NOT STOP ANYTIME SOON
>>75576805
Is this fucking shopped?
Fuck shitmonton fans. You smug faggots have one good season and become worse than shitcongo fans overnight. Fuck off
>>75576784
Why don't you just change your race already
>>75576805
Wizard
>>75576817
Don't be so mad, Ducks lad. At least the Laffs didn't win a series. Imagine the shit posting then. That fat fucking faggot sean would be orsonwellesposting non stop until next pre season.
>>75576817
>cucks
>0-2 at home
>>75576817
Look dicklicker. We've had to put up with shit from the other 29 teams for a whole fucking decade, including the gay cowboys from Calgary. For fucking YEARS we had to hear about how the other Canadian teams were so great.
Well now we're good. Fucking deal with it or castrate yourself so you don't have to do any children the disservice of being a whiny cunt to them.
>>75576817
>>75576817
>literally crying
Awww did the ducks lose? This is pathetic. Get it together. Anaheim sucks, just accept it and move on
>>75576842
yussssssssss
>>75576842
Local angles are always conserved. The lines will always intersect at the same angles.
>>75576766
Kek good riddance to that useless manlet Cajewla hello Pakarinen or Hendricks
>>75576826
There is nothing wrong with being black.
>>75576847
>dominate game
>lose because of bad luck
Then I guess edmonton sucks too
>>75576817
MAD AS FUCK
>>75576866
i've been losing the Powerball for 12 years because of bad luck, shits gettin old
Redditmonton Coilers
>>75576862
We Are All Black
>oilers are literally the team closest to the cup
>>75576902
The great spirit will guide our Poilers to a Stanley Coupé Victory over the pongs in 5
>>75576896
>we
http://observationdeck.kinja.com/no-egyptians-arent-white-but-they-arent-black-eithe-1665322870
>There's also the fact that ancient Egyptians didn't really perceive themselves as either "black" or "white." Just look at the above painting from Pharaoh Seti I's tomb. The top right group, with the palest skin are Libyans (Berbers), the next one over to the left are Nubians, followed by "Asiatics" (Mesopotamians). The bottom central group are Egyptians. By their own perception Egyptians were neither particularly dark nor particularly pale, and given their xenophobic attitude towards outside cultures (which was fairly common for most ancient peoples) they would probably resent being sorted into either "race."
Literally no. Ancient Egyptians were actually Asiatic.
That's why in this summer's draft, 2 of the top players being picked will be Asian.
WE WUZ EGYPTIANS, NO ONE ELSE
The Oilers built a wall and the >cucks paid for it
>Oilers got "dominated" because they were outshot
When will this meme end? Outshooting a team when you are LOSING is not dominating, it's called desperation. When you dominate a team, you not only dominate the offensive zone and outshoot the opposing team, you do it when you have the lead or at even strength. Anaheim has yet to do this really. They're just falling behind and throwing everything at the net. Edmonton has played incredibly smart on the road and deservedly picked up 2 wins.
last one. I leave this thread to you with only kippers remaining. darkness awaits.
>>75576924
Gene will hoist the Cup.
>>75576927
>implying its based on only shots
They got cremes in the face off circle, spent most of the game on defence and got rekt on the boards. Literally got a false power play meme goal to win.
>>75576923
>Blocks your path
Umm no sweetie
>>75576974
I don't know if you're being retarded or what, but Egyptians and Romans were Asian. It's been proven from ACTUAL peer-reviewed scientific articles.
>>75565791
Hockey cuties edition?
>yfw pulju becomes the first player to score IIHF WC winning goal and SC winning goal in the same season
>>75576992
LMFAO you yellow supremacists need to fuck off back to /pol/
>>75577032
based pulju
>>75577032
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>75577034
DARK MAN BUY SOMETHING OR GET OUT OF MY STORE AND STOP STEALING MY CULTURE!!!
Reminder that history will whitewash Conor McDavid
Be sure to tell your children you saw him play and that he was in fact a blacc man
>>75576688
HOLY FUCK
>>75577070
What is that, the plot of Kim's convince? Fucking CBC shill
Speaking of CBC about to give my gf this CBC good night lads
>>75577070
What is that, the plot of Kim's convince? Fucking CBC shill
Speaking of CBC about to give my gf this CBC good night boys and stinky smellys
>Sens vs. Rags at 12:00 PM
>Pens vs. Caps at 5:00 PM
>draft lottery at 4:30 PM
BETTMAN
YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!
>>75577019
i bet they're all lesbos
>>75577116
they're japanese. they're probably into weird scat fetishes involving komodo dragons or some shit
>>75577019
Oh god I want to smell and taste their pussies
>the laffs have won a total of 5 playoff games since the salary cap was instituted
>the flim flams haven't won more than 5 playoff games in a single season since the salary cap was instituted
Tonight was win #6 for the mighty Oil
what the fuck is their problem?
>>75577180
>>75576552
sadly, they really are the best team in the West and dominated the oilers for more time through both games.
Yet the Oilers are a meme "find a way to win" team, which will work until they run into a vastly superior team and their luck runs out. Where they will lose in 5 games and be left saying "wtf happened, I thought we were good?"
The only team that could even hope to beat the Eastern conference champion is the ducks. Because they are the only team deep enough, especially defensively.
The runner up would be STL but they aren't well rounded enough.
St Poois = too weak offensively, too much time in defensive zone. They probably couldnt beat the Pens or Craps in a 7 game series.
Nashville/Oilers are total memes.
They rely on things like meme goals off of skates and other teams hitting the goal posts 12 times to win. But thats just not going to work against a team of offensively talented snipers which will likely come out of the East.
>>75577180
H O L Y S H I T
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>>75577205
how mad do you have to be to write something like this
>>75577205
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream
That was just a dream
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
>>75577223
not mad at all.
That is the most truthful analysis you will get.
I dont have a horse in this race. Watching for entertainment.
If you honestly dont see The Penguins/craps shitting on the Oilers in 5 you are just delusional. They don't match up at all. And frankly...they don't even deserve to be winning this series. However, a few funny bounces and a few goal posts and they are up 2-0. Good for them...I guess.
Just dont confuse a meme run for a good team. They stand virtually 0% chance of winning the cup.
>>75577180
it's some kind of serious mental deficiency. you would guess autism, however I thought *we* were the autists.
It seriously can't be normal to be that cucked, can it?
All I know is that we're the autists and they are normal, then fuck yeah keep putting whatever it is in the water that's fucking my brain up because i'd rather be an angry autist than a fucking barnie the dinosaur carebare pedophile queer
>>75577279
They're animals only constrained by societal expectations
>>75577116
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Would you /hoc/?
>>75577279
/r/hockey is a massive hugbox where flaming and banter is discouraged and will get you banned. I know my friends and I definitely throw nasty shit back and forth at each other in friendly ways over sports in real life. Where the fuck is the fun in circle jerking over sports instead of bantering.
They're faggots.
>>75577180
>that last comment
fucking cringe
>>75577180
haha you beat my team well played ;-) your team is really good and eliminated my team haha you have godly players perhaps i should cheer for you to win the stanley cup haha? ;-) i am a fan of your team now, thanks for beating my team you guys played well ;-)
>>75577598
>the fans not even looking at the cup
>EA
>>75577632
What do you expect from Hongcouver? They've never looked at the cup either
>>75577632
>fans not all taking selfies and making Snapchats instead of enjoying the moment
shit/10 immersion broken
winning is reddit
>>75577870
explains finland desu
>Oilers are gonna get swept
What did /hoc/ mean by this?
Cup is guaranteed to go to whoever wins caps vs pens
Oilers/perds/bloos aren't winning shit
Not gonna lie, former McDavid fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching McDavid crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the Stanley Cup
>>75578003
lmao laffs are such CLOWNS
>>75578003
He's getting 3-4 man coverage every game though. Lets his team do whatever they want desu.
IT'S LOTTERY DAY BOYS
>>75578226
I'd be so happy if we managed to cuck the Avs somehow. I can't put it into words.
>>75578250
BACK OFF
IT'S OURS
>>75578263
>Hongcouver ever winning anything
Perennial losers desu.
>>75577342
you never know how much plastic surgery Koreans have had.
The kid will come out looking completely different than the mom.
>>75578271
Fun story, losing the draft lottery is the first thing we ever did.
It was either us or Buffalo and Buffalo ended up HoF Gilbert Perrault while we got Dale Tallon.
>>75578250
>>75578263
Garbage draft, first pick is basically the same value as any top15 pick
>>75578306
Jesus fucking christ. You guys actually exist to lose don't you.
>>75577180
good grief
>>75578310
Why? No finns?
>>75578318
Eeli Tolvanen
>>75578318
There is like 4 finns in the first round. that alone should tell you how bad the draft is.
for us its a normal draft
I want the capitals to lose the series solely because I like seeing RMNB on suicide watch.
>>75578394
>pens intentionally play bad game 1 to lull caps into false sense of hope
>end up winning anyways
kek pens might as well just sweep them at this point
don't forget to check the butthurt over at japer's rink
We warned you Ducks. We warned you of what was coming yet you ignored our signs. You thought you were safe from the incoming oil spill. It's too late now. The oil is rapidly spreading through your pond and your little duck feathers can't do anything about it. Just accept your fate and let the thick gooey dark oil consume you.
>>75578519
Daily reminder that smug frogposters dont win cups.
Enjoy not winning.
>>75578526
Does that look like smug to you, my squinty eyed neighbor?
>>75578297
That's okay we can fix that with surgery
Shittsburgh is going to die tonight, I'm just telling y'all early. Ovie hat trick. 3/3 powerplay night
>highest PDO from this year for remaining playoff teams
1. Capitals
2. Rangers
3. Penguins
4. Oilers
5. Ducks
6. Blues
7. Nashville
8. Ottawa
Swedish twins
>>75576727
Don is more into vector calc, also what you said only holds in R
>WHEN THE CAPITROLLS INSIST THEY WON'T GET SWEPT
>>75568019
Darling is a drunk no one should sign him
>no more overlapping games for the next week
nice
>St. Poois won more games against Nashville than the triple cup city of Chiraq
Damn, the Ducks are actually trying even less against the Oilers than the injured Shorks
>9 pm lundpads game
comfy
>>75576817
This
Gotta hand it to the Oilers
They're pretty impressive atm
Preds v Oilers conference finals would be sick
Ducks fans are worse than Chiraq fans. Im so glad they getting swept in 4
>>75567850
Apologize
>>75582243
Sorry you dont know hockey that well.
>>75582379
This is true, but I make the best predictions in /hoc/ still.
>the state of Ottawa's diving
Last two digits is the number of lost games before this retard finally gets fired
>>75571263
>shitvak talking about other countr'ys region being shitty
>>75582709
I remember when this guy got banned from coaching in the game vs sweden and he sat in the crowds talking into the microphone hidden under his sleeve
>>75582615
>the state of Ottawa's luck
>>75582834
>>75582709
>>75582482
>Norge making best predictions
>Not me
Im 100% in my bracket.
That first portion of the day
>>75576766
It's more funny with sound.
Just ordered tickets to Fyre fest weekend 2
>>75583274
what is that and why did you say that in hoc
Sebastian "IQ 199" Aho with Jesse "me no habla english" Puljujärvi and Patrik "le slapshot" Laine
>>75583293
hoc is my blog
>>75583274
>>75583325
Based
>>75583375
posting pictures from shiity vietnamese cartoons is not blogging just so you know
>>75583295
God damn, why are finns so fucking handsome
>Not so fast, Ovie and the Caps
>>75583497
Not as handsome as Swedes
a cheeky
>cucks
to end the thread
Fuck it new thread
>>75583786
>>75583786
Someone make a non slovak thread
>>75583823
Cry more
>>75583295
Is that at the special olympics? They all look like downies
>>75584225
>special olympics?
Skoda cup, so yes